Missing Gnomes . Have you seen them ?

Our cherished gnome hosts seem to have taken an unexpected holiday in Fuerteventura, leaving listeners in suspense about their whereabouts and the next episode....

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Hello, hello, is anyone out there?
Strange, the studio is emptierthan my wallet.
After maybe, where on earth isMiss Torchkiss?
Hmm, hello, anybody out there?

(00:40):
Gnome have been spotted inFuerteventura.
Yes, you heard that correctly,fuerteventura.
They were seen lounging by asparkling pool, sipping coladas
with those tiny umbrellas.
Eyewitnesses say the duoappeared utterly relaxed,
basking in the sun without amicrophone in sight.
Locals overheard Mr Hodgkissjoking about how the only

(01:01):
deadline he cares about iscatching the sunset.
The know-it-all gnome wasreportedly impressing tourists
with fun facts about volcanicislands between sips of his
drink.
It seems they've completelyforgotten about recording the
next episode of First LookGnomes.
Viewers and listeners are in afrenzy, wondering when their
favourite show will return.

(01:21):
If you've had any furthersightings of this elusive, email
us at firstlooknomes atoutlookcom.
We're also eagerly awaitingyour first looks, burning
questions for the know-it-allgnome and, of course, your best
dab jokes to fill the unexpectedsilence.
Hang on a minute.

(01:45):
Where was my invite?
Where was my invite?
Bloody hell.