All Episodes

January 8, 2025 3 mins

Ever wondered what happens when technology decides to have a good laugh at our expense? 

From numbers proposing marriage to bees with unexpected talents, and a zebra with an extraordinary chest, we promise this episode will leave you wheezing with laughter. 

We also look ahead with optimism to 2025, revealing our lofty resolutions to launch a new website and raise the bar on our podcast game. We're calling on you, our cherished listeners, to be part of our journey. 

Share your thoughts, dad tips, or burning questions with our Gno-it-all gnome by writing to firstlookgnomes@outlook.com. 

Though this episode is a short one...we assure you, the gnomes are hard at work mastering the art of recording for a longer, more polished episode soon.

Until then, keep the joy alive and have a fantastic January!

Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message!

Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes.

Help grow the show !

Mark as Played
Transcript

Episode Transcript

Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Hello gnomies.
Fortunately, 98% of the audiodidn't record properly, so this
is a very short episode.
Unfortunately, the 2% recordedwere the jokes.
Please write in tofirstlookgnomes at outlookcom to
ask them to stop.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Why didn't episode 4 ask episode 5 to marry them?
I don't know, because they wereonly interested in 6.
Episode 4 was interested in 9very good but 7 ate.
9, episode 4 what kind of beesproduce milk boobies?

(01:05):
What kind of bees produce milkBoo-bees?
Another one, another one.
Which animal has the largestchest?
A Zed bra.

(01:26):
Before Christmas, I was buyinga fake Christmas tree for
Christmas, obviously, I don'tknow when else you'd buy one and
the person behind the tillasked if I was going to put it
up on myself.
I told her not to be disgustingand rude.

(01:49):
I'm going to put it in theliving room.
What is a long, wide thing thatmen such as yourself carry?
I don't know, alex.
What is a long, wide thing thatmen such as yourself carry?
I don't know, alex.
What is a long, wide thing thatmen such as myself carry?
A tie?
That's very true.

(02:11):
Yes, I don't know what you'regetting at.
I wonder where you're goingwith that one, my son.
He's now getting at the agewhere he's curious about the
human body.
Oh yes, so I guess I'll have tohide it somewhere else.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Now that's the end of that episode.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yay, yay, 2025.
2025.
2025, wiles Happy New.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Year.
That's a joke.
Any new?

Speaker 2 (02:44):
resolutions.
Get a website launched.
Try harder at the podcast.
It's coming 2025, this year.
Oh yes, it's coming 2025.
All right, have a lovely coupleof weeks of Happy January.
Bye, Happy.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
January.
Bye, happy January, bye, bye.
Tune in next time for a longerepisode where maybe our gnomes
will actually learn how torecord.
Write in to firstlookgnomes atoutlookcom for your fish pond of

(03:25):
feedback or your tips for dads,your own first looks or a
question for the know-it-allgnome.
Advertise With Us

Popular Podcasts

Stuff You Should Know
Dateline NBC

Dateline NBC

Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com

24/7 News: The Latest

24/7 News: The Latest

The latest news in 4 minutes updated every hour, every day.

Music, radio and podcasts, all free. Listen online or download the iHeart App.

Connect

© 2025 iHeartMedia, Inc.