Five's A Crowd Podcast

Five's A Crowd Podcast

Imagine yourself arriving at a house party in the late '90s. You weave your way through the crowd trying to find a place to fit in, relax, find someone to connect with, and then you hear them; sitting in a circle surrounded by amused onlookers the 5 of us sit laughing, joking, and telling the best stories you've never heard. You're welcomed with open arms into the fold to enjoy the company of strangers, as the five of us become a crowd.

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August 4, 2025 60 mins

Five friends, one table, and zero chill—this episode spirals into full-blown mayhem as we battle over the pettiest (and spiciest) opinions imaginable: breakfast wars, barefoot vs. socks showdowns, boiled-vs-grilled hot-dog slander, a cursed childhood doll story, and even whether Nic Cage belongs in anyone’s top-five actors. Voices rise, friendships roast, and no hill is too small to die on. Jump in for unfiltered laughs, outrageous...

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In this episode we explore real murders inspired by Scream, Friday the 13th and other horror flicks.. We unpack the Cassie Jo Stoddart case, a Freddy-obsessed spree killer, and more chilling copy-cat crimes..0:00 - Sea-shanty cold open & cast introductions1:10 - Zack drops the night’s theme: “murders inspired by movies”2:50 - Scream copycat case: Cassie Jo Stoddart breakdown15:55 - Friday the 13th copycat story & Jason talk...

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From the latest bombshell testimony in “Pee” Diddy’s assault-and-abuse trial to the viral “100 men vs. 1 gorilla” thought-experiment—and a detour into our guilty-pleasure reality-TV binges—this episode delivers pop-culture chaos, hot takes, and plenty of laughs in under two hours.0:00 - START!0:56 - Tony’s work-from-home promotion & bedroom-office talk3:30 - First-time homeowner woes: new yard & concrete plans6:00 - Robot m...

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Trapped in a deadly AI-generated survival horror story, we faced terrifying twists, relentless threats, and impossible choices. Will we make it out alive – or is the AI out for blood? Buckle up for a wild, unpredictable ride through a nightmare crafted by artificial intelligence.

Want the worst advice imaginable from the 5 of us? Leave us a voicemail with your issue, and we may share it on one of the next podcasts! We don't want peo...

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No filters. No mercy. Just pure emotional damage.Want the worst advice imaginable from the 5 of us?

Leave us a voicemail with your issue, and we may share it on one of the next podcasts!


We don't want people calling in asking for advice on how to get through their divorce, but more like, "How can I get my husband to stop clipping his toenails in the living room?". If you've got some burning questions, leave us a message! 801-997-02...

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If you see child abuse, please report it. The Childhelp National Child Abuse Hotline can be reached by calling or texting 1-800-4-A-CHILD (1-800-422-4453). This hotline provides 24/7 crisis intervention, information, and referrals to support resources.


She built a brand as the “perfect mom”… but behind closed doors, Ruby Franke became a nightmare. From YouTube fame to felony child abuse, this is the disturbing story of a mother who ...

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Our DNA results got a massive update, and it turns out we're far different than initially reported!


Want the worst advice imaginable from the 5 of us?

Leave us a voicemail with your issue, and we may share it on one of the next podcasts!


We don't want people calling in asking for advice on how to get through their divorce, but more like, "How can I get my husband to stop clipping his toenails in the living room?". If you've got some...

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Want the worst advice imaginable from the 5 of us?

Leave us a voicemail with your issue, and we may share it on one of the next podcasts!


We don't want people calling in asking for advice on how to get through their divorce, but more like, "How can I get my husband to stop clipping his toenails in the living room?". If you've got some burning questions, leave us a message! 801-997-0213


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Want the worst advice imaginable from the 5 of us? Leave us a voicemail with your issue, and we may share it on one of the next podcasts!

We don't want people calling in asking for advice on how to get through their divorce, but more like, "How can I get my husband to stop clipping his toenails in the living room?".

If you've got some burning questions, leave us a message! 801-997-0213


Reddit

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Want the worst advice imaginable from the 5 of us? Leave us a voicemail with your issue, and we may share it on one of the next podcasts! We don't want people calling in asking for advice on how to get through their divorce, but more like, "How can I get my husband to stop clipping his toenails in the living room?". If you've got some burning questions, leave us a message! 801-997-0213Today we talk about why some of us didn't go on...

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Want the worst advice imaginable from the 5 of us? Leave us a voicemail with your issue, and we may share it on one of the next podcasts!


We don't want people calling in asking for advice on how to get through their divorce, but more like, "How can I get my husband to stop clipping his toenails in the living room?". If you've got some burning questions, leave us a message!

801-997-0213



Reddit

- Our Subre...

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Want the worst advice imaginable from the 5 of us? Leave us a voicemail with your issue, and we may share it on one of the next podcasts!

We don't want people calling in asking for advice on how to get through their divorce, but more like, "How can I get my husband to stop clipping his toenails in the living room?".

If you've got some burning questions, leave us a message! 801-997-0213Today we asked ChatGPT, "...

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In this episode, Austin reveals the hilariously ridiculous way he broke his finger, proving that age and bounce houses don’t mix. We also dive into some wild conspiracy theories, from government lasers starting fires to secret smart cities and Maui cover-ups. Plus, we debate whether TikTok is actually brainwashing us, the ICE immigration crackdown, and how the healthcare system might be scamming everyone. Buckle up—this one gets we...

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In this episode, we dive into Cam's wild journey into newborn life, from unexpected delivery surprises to diaper disasters and sleepless nights. We also debate whether ADHD is overdiagnosed, how phones are changing kids, and why 90s parenting might’ve been easier. Plus, some hilarious dad moments, potty training fails, and the struggles of raising kids in a tech-driven world. Buckle up for a chaotic, funny, and brutally honest pare...

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December 16, 2024 106 mins

Reddit - Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd - Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcast Follow Our Personal Accounts Austin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomer Cam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/ Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/ Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/ Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/ Hashtags #JoinTheCrowd #HitTheBell #Podcast P.O. ...

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December 9, 2024 89 mins

In this episode, we explore the real timelines that challenge everything you think you know about history. Reddit - Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd - Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcast Follow Our Personal Accounts Austin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomer Cam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/ Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/ Tony - https://www.instagram.com/th...

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Did Coca-Cola create the Santa we know today? Dive into the wild story of marketing genius, holiday magic, and a conspiracy that may have shaped Christmas forever! Reddit - Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd - Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcast Follow Our Personal Accounts Austin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomer Cam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/ Chris - https://www.instagra...

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From chaotic family feuds to cringe-worthy office party fails, we dive into Reddit’s wildest holiday disaster stories. Reddit - Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd - Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcast Follow Our Personal Accounts Austin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomer Cam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/ Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/ Tony - https://www.inst...

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Honestly, this has to be one of our funniest episodes to date. A hilariously honest take on what we’re truly thankful for this year in the style of a rant where our gratitude goes WRONG. Reddit - Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd - Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcast Follow Our Personal Accounts Austin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomer Cam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/ Chris...

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Today we talk about Trump winning the election, our feelings about everything thus far, why the democrats failed, and why we think America's future is looking BRIGHT. Reddit - Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd - Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcast Follow Our Personal Accounts Austin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomer Cam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/ Chris - https://www.inst...

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