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SPEAKER_01 (00:03):
Welcome everyone,
coming to you directly from the
luxurious OLR Studios, this isTempleton.
Where is Las Vegas?
This is Sweet Baby Jay.
Can I see what you just saidwritten on paper?
SPEAKER_00 (00:15):
This is Melina.
It is the biggest spider I'veever seen in my life.
SPEAKER_01 (00:18):
This is Grizz.
After this, I'm going to get offhere and I'm going to dragon
them balls.
This is the Arrogant Yeti.
At least I know 2 plus 2 is 5.
And this is the FMJ Podcast.
3 p.m.
(00:39):
Eastern time.
I don't think that's the case.
What is that?
Anyway.
That's early time.
Let's go.
I say we speed run.
Speed run?
Is that what we're going to do?
And that's the show.
See you later.
Good night.
Good night.
We should literally, you knowwhat?
I said we fucking call this therandom episode.
(01:01):
No.
No.
No.
That's not how this is going towork.
Anyway.
Are we ready?
yes welcome back to anotherbeautiful episode of the fmj
podcast where we make all ofyour wildest fantasies come true
i'm just kidding we don't dothat unless
SPEAKER_00 (01:23):
no budget
SPEAKER_01 (01:23):
unless you take
grizz out to the ball game and
give him one reach around whilehe's watching Come on now.
It's baseball season.
Let's go! Show of hands.
Who's done a reach around?
(01:44):
Wait, what?
Are you...
What's happening?
Not during the Diddy trials.
Are you asking such a question?
UNKNOWN (01:56):
What?
SPEAKER_01 (01:56):
What did he say?
What did he say?
UNKNOWN (02:00):
Oh...
SPEAKER_00 (02:01):
oh yeah that's wild
SPEAKER_01 (02:08):
oh okay so no one
here has
SPEAKER_00 (02:09):
okay
SPEAKER_01 (02:12):
what the fuck
SPEAKER_00 (02:12):
was
SPEAKER_01 (02:15):
that who the fuck
who the fuck starts a
conversation like that I justsat down anyway anyway all right
i'm sorry continue if we if wecan um go around the room real
quick because we now have uh afull we have a full staff this
this this week it's so nice wehave a full staff grizz has
(02:38):
returned i've been back finally
SPEAKER_00 (02:43):
what
SPEAKER_01 (02:46):
Melina just fucking
faded in.
She was like the whole mecca.
She said, That was epic.
That's an entry right there.
I'm fucking dead! She did theUndertaker entrance!
SPEAKER_00 (03:02):
And the gongs!
SPEAKER_01 (03:03):
And everything! And
then there
SPEAKER_00 (03:05):
was Mileena!
SPEAKER_01 (03:12):
I'm so fucking dead!
Let's go! Number 30! Oh my god,
it's Mileena! Holy shit, Iwasn't prepared for this.
And I watched the whole thing,too.
I wanted to see what washappening.
SPEAKER_00 (03:31):
She just showed the
fuck up.
I was like, what
SPEAKER_01 (03:33):
the
SPEAKER_00 (03:34):
fuck?
I just turned the camera on.
I don't know.
SPEAKER_01 (03:36):
It was like the most
gentle, romantic thing ever.
The fade-in was absolutely epic.
The way you just came in.
Literally, it was like adissolve.
And you just came right the fuckin.
And I was like, what the actualfuck?
Anyway.
What did he say?
I don't know.
(03:56):
That was smooth like butter.
It honestly was.
That was the smoothest fuckingentrance that anybody's ever had
on this show.
Just throwing that out there.
For those of you listening,Melina just literally graced us
with her presence.
The way she just faded into theshow like that.
I don't know.
I would love to see it happenagain, but we don't have time
(04:19):
for that.
Anyway, I don't know whathappened to Templeton.
Hopefully he'll get back onhere.
We're going to go ahead and goaround the room check
everybody's pulse real quick ohthere he is Chris yeah we're
gonna start with you today coolwhat's your pulse look like you
(04:40):
know it's pretty normal todayyeah nothing too crazy I will
say this I feel like I've been abusy body these last few weeks I
went to New York City and BeforeNew York City, I went to a
Kendrick Lamar concert with twoof the greatest people that I
know.
I don't know who that was.
SPEAKER_00 (04:59):
I was not there, so
I'm very upset.
Me either.
I got a shirt.
SPEAKER_01 (05:03):
You did get a shirt.
Shout out to the shirt.
It runs fucking huge as fuck,dude.
I love my shirt.
It's so great.
What size did you get?
2X.
It fits just right.
Really?
I got a 3 thinking it was goingto be smaller.
I should have gotten an extralarge.
Yeah, I should have gotten anextra large because I got a 2X
(05:23):
and my shit is like a nightgown.
I'm like, God damn it.
The only thing I wish I couldchange is I guess I could.
I could hem up the sleeves.
I wish the sleeves were a littleshorter.
But I do like the length on thebottom.
But yeah, so I went to New York.
I had a great time in New York.
I visited the birthplace ofhip-hop.
Very nice.
(05:44):
That was really cool.
Um...
And then I've spent a lot moretime than I did last year at
Brooklyn.
Brooklyn was fun.
I walked around, got some pizzaat Joe's.
Shout out, Joe.
Pizza.
I don't know who the fuck Joeis.
Listen, he'll appreciate it ifhe hears this.
No, it's like a super famouspizza place.
(06:06):
Like celebrities go thereanyway.
That's pretty dope.
Yeah, it's really cool.
Did you get a model spaghetti?
No, I did not.
I'm sorry.
I'm sad.
Okay.
Continue.
Wait, is that for real there?
Yeah.
I don't know if it's inBrooklyn.
M&M's restaurant.
(06:27):
I'm assuming he has one inDetroit.
Anyway.
I'm dumb.
Never mind.
I was going to say, that's why Igave you that look.
I was like, I don't think it'sin here.
Yeah, I'm just a fucking idiot.
No, it's okay.
Is that the police?
The pizza delivery guy's there.
I'm scared.
He's got his pizza with sausage.
I was going to say, did youorder the sausage?
(06:50):
That's crazy work.
Yeah, and then today I spentsome time in the studio trying
to clean and reorganize.
For the joke.
I just plowed through.
For the joke.
I'm done.
(07:12):
I'm quiet the rest of theepisode.
Because we're off the railsright now.
We can't even get through thearound the room.
SPEAKER_00 (07:18):
Keep going, Chris.
Yeah, keep plowing through it.
Yeah,
SPEAKER_01 (07:23):
plow.
That's how it's done, Melina.
SPEAKER_00 (07:27):
Sometimes that's
what you gotta do.
For the jokes! Sometimes.
SPEAKER_01 (07:38):
This is my serious
face.
That's pretty much it.
I'm chilling on the couch in mystudio instead of my computer
desk.
I see the nice switch up withthe setup there.
I have an unfinished painting ofVecna behind me.
I do like it.
I need to finish that.
It's kind of like turning out tobe season 5 of Stranger Things.
(08:00):
It's being made, but Let's takea little bit.
Oh, speaking of Stranger Thingsin New York, one last little
annotation.
I saw the Stranger Things playwhile in New York.
Oh, how was that?
It was really, really cool, man.
It was like a prequel to thestory.
So it's like from Henry Crillperspective, like when he was a
(08:23):
kid and shit.
That's actually really cool.
Yeah.
I hope it tours.
Don't know if it will.
It probably will.
Fingers crossed.
But yeah, anybody going to NewYork should go see that play for
sure.
Nice.
Nice.
What?
And then, oh, the other show Isaw was the Betty Boop musical.
(08:43):
Betty Boop.
I didn't see that.
I seen that you had the.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was really fun.
That's pretty cool.
No, that's awesome.
I glad you had a fantastic timein New York.
It was, it looked like it was alot of fun.
Yeah.
Glad that you're back.
Welcome back to the show.
Thank you.
We missed you.
We certainly have.
(09:05):
That's good, though.
Moving on.
Melina.
Yep.
Since you were kind of hit andmiss there a couple of times,
welcome back.
SPEAKER_00 (09:16):
Hello.
Glad to be back.
SPEAKER_01 (09:19):
What's your pulse
look like?
No, you didn't.
Whoa.
SPEAKER_00 (09:22):
Yeah, I did.
Missed you, fuckers.
I know, right?
Yep.
What's
SPEAKER_01 (09:29):
your pulse look like
today?
SPEAKER_00 (09:34):
Well, it's probably
about 65 right now.
I'm pretty chill.
65.
SPEAKER_01 (09:42):
Very nice.
Yeah.
Anything new?
Any new games?
Any new movies?
SPEAKER_00 (09:49):
Any
SPEAKER_01 (09:49):
new schemes on how
to get rich real fast?
SPEAKER_00 (09:53):
Working on that.
Yes.
Working on that.
Because, you know.
Work and shit.
SPEAKER_01 (10:00):
Who doesn't love a
good get-rich-quick scheme?
Right.
Hey, if you got nice toes.
I don't.
Or a butthole, apparently.
Anyway.
Hey, well,
SPEAKER_00 (10:12):
you know.
I might do that.
Show off that little chocolateCheerio.
I might do that.
As long
SPEAKER_01 (10:20):
as you control your
face and if you don't have any
identifying factors down there.
I
SPEAKER_00 (10:26):
might.
I know that ball.
I might.
I might.
There might be a few things.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (10:32):
You got a tattoo
that says enter here.
SPEAKER_00 (10:37):
No.
No.
SPEAKER_01 (10:39):
She has a tattoo
that says A's hole.
SPEAKER_00 (10:47):
We're so fucking
stupid! What a joke! No! No!
That's not what it is! What the
SPEAKER_01 (11:00):
fuck was that noise?
It sounded like a velociraptor.
SPEAKER_00 (11:05):
Anyways! I'm done
here.
I'm done here.
SPEAKER_01 (11:12):
Move on.
It was
SPEAKER_00 (11:16):
like...
SPEAKER_01 (11:17):
It sounded like a
transformer.
SPEAKER_00 (11:22):
I
SPEAKER_01 (11:25):
can't wait till we
play that noise back to really
see what it sounds like.
Because I feel like we're bothreally wrong.
Actually, it sounded like thescreech of a chair.
The Transformers sound so muchbetter.
SPEAKER_00 (11:41):
It could have been
the fact that I hit my arm for
my mic.
SPEAKER_01 (11:47):
Hit it again.
Let me hear what it sounds.
False.
Yeah, hit it again.
Hit it again.
Hang on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Don't stop.
We're almost there.
Safe word.
Safe word.
Safe word.
Safe word.
Anyway,
SPEAKER_00 (12:03):
Melina.
Nothing new?
I'm trying to find a new game toplay.
Are you burned out on
SPEAKER_01 (12:12):
Fortnite?
SPEAKER_00 (12:14):
Honestly, streaming
has been really difficult for me
because it's very...
Like the drama in it is verychildish.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (12:28):
Can you explain what
SPEAKER_00 (12:29):
you mean exactly?
Sure.
Um, so there is a community ofstreamers that support each
other, but there's a lot offavoritism that goes on.
Um, and like, uh, especiallywhen you stream on Tik TOK,
there's like, um, differentlevels that you can be at.
(12:52):
So when you're streaming, youstart out at a level D, but it's
like D4, and then you can get to3, 2, 1, blah, blah, blah.
You go to C, all that stuff.
And I did get to...
It's not difficult to get to C.
And I did.
But because I'm not basicallykissing these people's fucking
(13:16):
asses all the time...
They...
have decided that they don'tsupport people that won't kiss
their ass.
It's the political shit thatgoes behind it, and I'm fucking
sick of dealing with it.
It's sucking the joy out of itfor me.
(13:36):
For sure,
SPEAKER_01 (13:37):
because you're just
there to have a good time and
play some games and chill withpeople, and they're turning it
into this fucking clicky typething.
SPEAKER_00 (13:45):
Yeah, and it's the
bragging and shit, too.
Like, oh, I got all these giftsand I had all these people in my
stream and this, that, and thethird.
And it's like, okay, I'm happyfor you.
But at the same time, you knowthat the people that you're
bragging to are struggling.
So shut the fuck up.
Do you
SPEAKER_01 (14:05):
have to socialize
yourself with these individuals?
SPEAKER_00 (14:08):
A lot of streamers
won't support you back if you
don't support them in some way.
Like, if you're not going togive them the time of day,
They're not going to fuck withyou.
SPEAKER_01 (14:21):
Okay, so my question
is, do you need them, though?
SPEAKER_00 (14:25):
Because it's so
vast, the majority of the people
that come into your stream arealso streamers,
SPEAKER_01 (14:31):
yeah.
Okay.
SPEAKER_00 (14:33):
But I'm trying to
get away from this particular...
SPEAKER_01 (14:36):
Because I see your
shit pop all the time, and
that's crazy, man.
You can't get any support?
SPEAKER_00 (14:43):
No.
UNKNOWN (14:43):
No.
SPEAKER_00 (14:44):
How many
SPEAKER_01 (14:47):
subs you got right
now?
Like Templeton said, you comeacross a few times when I open
it up and I was like, oh, thereshe is.
The last number I seen was inthe 800s.
SPEAKER_00 (15:01):
Subs?
SPEAKER_01 (15:02):
I think, maybe?
It's followers.
Yeah, followers.
Okay, followers.
Okay, okay.
Subs are a little differentbecause subs are, you know, you
subscribe and it's like, is it amonthly thing?
Okay.
SPEAKER_00 (15:15):
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, it's monthly.
But with that, yes, I do havesubscribers.
I was able to finally unlockthat, but yeah, no, that shit
just keeps falling off becausenobody comes in ever anymore.
I got you.
I got
SPEAKER_01 (15:29):
you.
kind of sucks but if you keepplugging along you can build
your own community without
SPEAKER_00 (15:38):
well the downfall is
that so many I don't come across
that many people's FYP anymorebecause I have dropped down into
that lower tier but I'm like Iwent back into the D's now so no
one sees it like no one's seeingit
SPEAKER_01 (15:59):
I do
SPEAKER_00 (15:59):
know that
SPEAKER_01 (16:02):
TikTok has changed a
lot of their shit as far as
streaming, going live, and allthat kind of shit.
If you're not doing as great,they will literally sideline
your videos.
it recently happened where theyupdated their terms and services
and all that kind of shit but ifyou're not getting a lot of
(16:23):
traction they're just going tothrow your shit to the side
because they want to make roomfor the people that are having
success on TikTok which that wasthe whole point of TikTok in the
beginning to get everybody to beable to get their shit out into
the world I don't
SPEAKER_00 (16:39):
know
SPEAKER_01 (16:40):
it almost sounds
like it's a full time job and if
you don't have the time to likeOkay, carry on.
If you don't have the time toinvest in your image, I guess,
then it hurts.
It hurts you in the long run.
SPEAKER_00 (17:00):
Basically, in a
nutshell, the way that it feels
anyway, and it may not be thatway, but to me, it feels like
because I'm a woman and I won'tshow my tits or my ass...
no one wants to fucking come inmy stream i swear here's what it
feels
SPEAKER_01 (17:15):
like here's the
problem there is truth to that
because if you if you when youkind of like scroll through
tiktok and a lot of thestreamers that you see that are
female they are wearing veryprovocative clothing to get
people to watch them.
That pulls people in.
It's the nature of the beast, Iguess, is what I'm trying to
(17:39):
say.
Now, I have seen a few that arejust normal fucking people
trying to stream, have a goodtime, and typically those are
the ones that I stop by and showsome love to, because it's
like...
Again, I want to see everybodywin, right?
I want everybody to go out thereand do their thing, try to
support their hustle.
(17:59):
And I don't want it to justsimply become, because at that
point, it's no longer aboutgaming, right?
It's literally like, oh, yeah,come watch me game.
And then at the end of the day,I'm going to throw my OnlyFans
out there.
Little weird, we're talking somuch about OnlyFans tonight.
I
SPEAKER_00 (18:16):
mean, you know.
SPEAKER_01 (18:18):
Yeah, but that's the
nature of the beast.
SPEAKER_00 (18:22):
Yeah, I'm trying
to...
I have yet to make affiliate onTwitch because, like I said,
those same people are also onTwitch, so it's really
difficult, and I'm trying to getaway from them, and I'm trying
to build a different kind...
I'm trying to bring in adifferent audience.
(18:42):
build
SPEAKER_01 (18:43):
your own community
SPEAKER_00 (18:44):
yeah like I and
that's another thing is like
there's a logo and shit thatgoes with this community which
what the point behind it is agreat concept but there's like
500 some people on the fuckingdiscord there's too much there's
too much going on that's a
SPEAKER_01 (19:01):
lot you get lost in
the numbers you basically just
become you just become a numberlike in fucking college yeah And
that's what it comes down to.
Like she said, if you're not topdog, if you're not top 10,
you're lost in the numbers.
You ain't nobody.
I hate to say that.
That kind of sucks.
It
SPEAKER_00 (19:18):
really does.
I've even had people come intomy Twitch chat and they're like,
oh, you haven't made affiliateyet?
Well, no, because I have to havethree average viewers.
An average of three viewers perstream.
And I can't even get that.
SPEAKER_01 (19:35):
That's crazy.
SPEAKER_00 (19:36):
It is crazy.
It's wild
SPEAKER_01 (19:38):
shit.
You'll get it eventually.
I agree with Grizz.
I do.
If you just keep grinding at it.
Keep grinding.
SPEAKER_00 (19:48):
With Twitch I will.
Because Twitch is a differentaudience.
SPEAKER_01 (19:51):
All it takes is for
one person to notice you.
That's it.
Generally notice you.
SPEAKER_00 (20:00):
I've got a couple
that come in that found me on
Twitch just scrolling and theycome in every single time I go
live.
SPEAKER_01 (20:06):
Yeah,
SPEAKER_00 (20:08):
those are my people.
You just need one more.
I
SPEAKER_01 (20:11):
know.
You're almost there.
Keep going.
I know.
There's three of us right here.
We could just put it on ourphone.
I was going to say, I do followyou on Twitch.
I typically do that on TikTok.
I need to stop doing it onTikTok and start jumping over
it.
What time do you normally game?
SPEAKER_00 (20:30):
I usually get on
about 7 o'clock in the evenings.
Which I really...
I really want to change that.
If I'm going to stream on, likeif I do continue to stream on
TikTok, I need to quit doing theevening streams and only do the
morning on TikTok.
Like I need to get up early andstream in the morning.
(20:50):
If that's a thing that I want totry to build on TikTok, but I
don't know if TikTok is evengoing to be around.
SPEAKER_01 (20:55):
Do you find yourself
having better numbers early in
the morning or late at night?
SPEAKER_00 (21:01):
Early in the
morning.
SPEAKER_01 (21:02):
I wonder what the
time, where are the people
watching from?
SPEAKER_00 (21:05):
Right.
Right.
SPEAKER_01 (21:17):
right typically late
at night is when everybody gets
on the stream like late in thelater on in the day everybody's
on streaming so it's kind oflike that's when you that's when
it's all saturated and peopleactually have to look for you
and find you right i don't hatea morning show idea though
because like one of my favoriteyoutuber channels good mythical
morning um i don't watch them asmuch as i used to but It's like
(21:41):
straight up a morning show.
They upload their videos so theycome out in the morning so
people can watch them whilethey're getting ready for work
or whatever.
Designing your stream around amorning show is not a bad idea.
SPEAKER_00 (21:56):
I don't mind it at
all.
The only reason that I stoppeddoing it was because of work.
I was supposed to train someone,which takes a lot when I have to
train someone in HR.
It takes a lot of mental powerto do that, but I don't know
when the hell she's going tostart.
(22:18):
But yes, I agree, Grizz.
Yes, a morning...
theme show type theme would begreat
SPEAKER_01 (22:24):
yeah so it's not a
bad idea and especially if you
know you get more traction inthe morning than you do in the
evening it would be it would bepretty wise to kind of gear your
shit towards like get you knowget get ready with me while i
game you know what i'm sayingthere right yeah you know i mean
that could be the title of yourshow is get ready with me get
ready with me get ready withwith whatever your game get
(22:44):
ready with mavisi like that thatcould really be your yeah yeah
and and it's not just yougetting um um like you're not
brushing your teeth and shitlike you're literally just
streaming and and you can gearit toward the people that are
getting ready to start their dayand you can kind of you can you
can gear it toward that i likethat idea chris good job um
SPEAKER_00 (23:03):
yeah like the last
time that i did a morning stream
i think within like the firstlike half an hour that i was
live i had like over 200 peoplethat had already come through
the stream yeah see nice
SPEAKER_01 (23:16):
Definitely consider
leaning toward starting it up in
the morning and see how thatgoes.
You can always report back.
Do you record your streams too?
SPEAKER_00 (23:28):
They're on Twitch,
but I don't record them on my
PC.
You should.
SPEAKER_01 (23:34):
You have OBS, so go
ahead and just screen record
your shit.
SPEAKER_00 (23:40):
Should I get an
external something to save that
too?
SPEAKER_01 (23:44):
External hard drive,
yes.
yeah you will want uh forlong-term storage jesus um they
have specific terabyte drivesthat are designed for long-term
fuck long-term storage becausethey will they will keep for a
(24:06):
long time um yeah i i've beenmeaning to build one for my like
digitizing my art but i've beenon a hiatus with art creation so
i haven't really worried aboutit yeah it's not a bad idea
though so i would i woulddefinitely say start start start
that journey see how it goes youcan always report back real
(24:27):
quick though before we move onto yeti here because i'm sure
he's itching to tell us what hispulse is is today um go ahead
and plug your stuff for twitchand even tiktok if you want to
just oh
SPEAKER_00 (24:38):
so on um on twitch
my handle is uh oh no it's
mavisi um and mavisi is spelledm-e-v-i-s-i and then on tiktok
it is oh no mavisi because forsome reason it won't take it
with the it's that's weird
SPEAKER_01 (24:58):
Well, there you go.
Go follow.
Go watch.
Watch her stream.
And maybe very shortly in thenear future, you can get ready
with Mavisi in the morning.
Who knows?
Mavisi in the morning.
Mavisi in the morning.
I like that.
I do.
I do.
I kind of like that.
(25:18):
It's got a little ring to it.
it does yeah it really does soreport back let us know how it
goes once you once you startthat journey we are we are here
to support you madam
SPEAKER_00 (25:29):
i appreciate you
guys so sorry
SPEAKER_01 (25:31):
i took up so much
time oh no it's it's not a it's
not a big deal not at all butyeti
SPEAKER_00 (25:37):
you rang
SPEAKER_01 (25:39):
what
SPEAKER_00 (25:40):
you rang
SPEAKER_01 (25:41):
what does your pulse
look like today i don't know i
don't think he's gonna get itright guys 186,282 MS.
What?
Melissa?
Okay, so are you trying to sayyour pulse is the speed of
(26:04):
light?
Is that what we're going with?
Is that what you're going with?
Is that what you're stickingwith?
SPEAKER_00 (26:17):
Do it, Jay.
What?
the lightning oh shit hell
SPEAKER_01 (26:30):
yeah so is that what
you're saying yeah yeah is that
okay okay cool um so what's newwith yeti other than light speed
blood Uh, not much.
Just, you know, getting close tothe wifey being due.
(26:52):
Oh, yeah, that's any day.
So we're trying to do, you know,trying to find out what we're
going to be doing withbabysitting and stuff of that
nature.
So, yeah, I'm doing dad stuff, Iguess.
Hell, yeah.
Hell, yeah.
More than just cutting the grassnow, isn't it?
Yeah.
Hey, did you get your newbalances in the mail?
Not yet.
They come fresh with every baby.
(27:17):
That's crazy.
Could you imagine if New Balanceheard this?
They're like, oh, he's anexpecting father.
They said something in the mailand it's like, heard you were
becoming a dad.
Congratulations.
I'd welcome him too.
(27:38):
And I'd fucking shout him out.
Bro, I wouldn't be mad about it.
I wouldn't be mad at all.
Wouldn't be fucking mad aboutit.
Fucking New Balance.
Here's some shoes.
As a matter of we'll throw insome socks in there too got nice
crew socks but no yeah that isthat is that's huge so like i
know you guys are getting thehouse ready for you know the the
(27:58):
baby on the way for when thatplane lands so you got a lot
going
SPEAKER_00 (28:04):
on
SPEAKER_01 (28:05):
oh that's probably
why your your pulse is at
Lightspeed.
I'm just used to running aroundnow.
That's what it is.
We had a busy weekend lastweekend.
We did.
For those who don't know, webuilt one of those black and
yellow tote storage things andI'll tell you what, for being
(28:27):
some rookies at this, it wasn'tbad.
It wasn't bad.
It wasn't disappointing.
You gotta spray paint all thoselids orange.
Black and orange.
Oh, yeah, that's what you'resaying.
Cincinnati.
Yeah, I ain't doing all that.
I see what you're saying, but Iain't doing all that.
You lazy.
You lazy son of a bitch.
(28:48):
Joe Burrow is totallydisappointed in you.
He will be reaching out later, Ifeel it.
But no, that's...
Quiet, Melina.
Stop it.
But no, that is a lot to lookforward to.
And again, I know you've beenbusy just trying to get
(29:10):
everything situated and ready torock and roll.
So obviously, we're all excited,right?
We're all excited for theexpecting...
Expecting father The baby
SPEAKER_00 (29:25):
The baby I'm just a
baby I'm just a baby
SPEAKER_01 (29:31):
Yeti's got plenty to
look forward to So if you're
feeling Side note I walked intothe kinder care Because they had
to do the tour today Now grantedI know that the age Is like
There were infants in there andtoddlers in there But Seeing the
kids run around And stuff Tookme back.
(29:53):
What?
To like the community center?
Yes.
It's the weirdest thing becausethey're like, here's, you know,
if they come Monday throughFriday, we do like a curriculum
and this is all the stuff thatwe're going to do.
Some of the stuff we're going todo.
Some days we have water days.
Some days we have this.
Some days we have that.
And we do a field trip everyweek or once a month or every
(30:17):
week.
I don't remember what she said.
She said a lot of information.
But it's just like, Damn.
Yeah.
That's pretty cool.
Yeah.
This is the community centerjust on a, just on a, it's all
it is.
A wee little person.
Yep.
Yep.
It's all it is.
Scale.
But that's pretty, that ispretty dope though.
That's, that sounds like, thatsounds like it's a good, uh,
it's a good investment.
UNKNOWN (30:38):
Um,
SPEAKER_01 (30:38):
It's just pricey.
Investment was generous.
It's so pricey.
It's great highway robbery foryou.
With what they seem that they'redoing, would you wager the price
is worth it?
That's a good question.
(31:02):
So to be fair...
Like if it was just a regular...
Yeah, no, no, no.
To be fair, the price is worthit.
with everything that comes withit with everything that comes
with it right because they saidthey'd supply the diapers they'd
supply the food they'd supplythe only thing that we would
have to make sure that we havewould be like a binky their
(31:24):
bottles marked on like how muchfood to give because they said
that they will supply if thebaby doesn't drink breast milk
And we want them to supply theformula.
They will.
They have, they don't have an,yeah, no additional fees,
nothing like that.
They, they supply it.
Damn.
Um, and then they said that justmake sure that they have a
couple of different outfits justin case accidents happen or
(31:47):
whatever.
And they got to change yourclothes, which is fair enough.
Right.
I mean, duh.
Yeah.
But other than that, they, theywill supply pretty much
everything.
Damn.
So, I mean, I'd say that's a lotof bang for your buck there.
right right right and then andthen they get the uh the
interaction i also is what ialso like when i when they were
(32:08):
talking like they get you know xamount of time you know tummy
time they get different thingsthey get to do and everything
they teach them sign language soand they said that the babies
catch on they teach you know howlike hungry like the most hungry
right so it's just like hmmthat's actually kind of neat
because when the baby can't talkbut can sign and More and more
(32:30):
people are teaching theirchildren sign language early.
I will say this.
I know the alphabet.
I know a little bit of thealphabet.
I don't know the whole thing.
I remember at the communitycenter they taught us a lot of
that.
To be fair, I've actually usedit.
I used it probably within thepast year.
(32:53):
Real short story.
I was delivering...
in Indiana and I tried talkingto her and she's like she's in a
motion like I can't hear and Iwas like oh and then I was like
Let's try it.
See if
SPEAKER_00 (33:10):
I still got it.
I got it.
I swear to
SPEAKER_01 (33:15):
God, bro.
I swear to God.
I dust my hands off, baby.
I dust my hands off.
And I said, let's do this.
And I said, hello.
And she was like, I spelled outhello.
And she was like, her eyes gotbright.
And she was like, yeah.
And she was like.
Oh, and then she spelled out,Oh, hello.
And I said, my name is, and Ispelled it out.
(33:37):
And then she's like, cool.
Like, like we had, like, it tooka little bit.
So we didn't talk about a lot.
Cause I don't know.
Right.
So it, it was just, it waspretty cool.
It was just, it was pretty cool.
A little cool little moment.
That is dope.
That is dope.
That's why it is important tolike, at least know the
alphabet, right?
Like, so that way you can, Ifever you run into anybody that
(33:59):
has That's true yeah That is youknow hearing impaired You can
literally communicate at leastThere's always that language
barrier or anything Right andthen keep in mind Like obviously
she was I've come across Peoplewho can't hear or Whatever have
hearing issues They can readlips pretty well Right Yeah.
(34:21):
So that is one thing that, youknow, helped, you know, to some
degree when we were talking orwhatever, but it was, it was
pretty cool.
Yeah.
Right.
Right.
Right.
So that is true, but not, noteverybody has, yeah, not
everybody has a paper and padavailable.
So
SPEAKER_00 (34:37):
true,
SPEAKER_01 (34:38):
but no, no, you're
right.
Grizz.
That is why, that is why we havethat, but you do have a phone on
you where you can be like, Oh,Anyway, awesome.
I'm glad everybody's doing well,doing swell.
We don't know what happened toTempleton, those of you
listening.
He just disappeared, fell offthe planet.
I don't know what happened.
Hopefully he's okay.
(34:59):
He just pulled a Batman.
Gone.
So anyway, who wants someentertainment news?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
How are you doing, Jay?
How am I doing?
Thank you.
This is how I'm doing.
I am doing so well, I'm going togive you some entertainment
news.
Did you hear that they have theworld's first genetically
(35:22):
modified spider that makesglowing red silk?
SPEAKER_00 (35:26):
Stop
SPEAKER_01 (35:26):
it.
I promise you.
Grizz, you look...
Grizz is like, what the fuck?
Where's my jacket?
Listen, listen, I'm with you.
But I'm just kind of like, weare one step closer to having
Spider-Man, right?
before we have GTA 6.
Like, what the fuck is thisworld coming to?
(35:47):
I don't understand.
Oh, fuck.
Okay, hold on.
Wait, I take it back.
No jacket.
Give me the Spider-Man suit.
No, because when we were talkingabout what games has Melina been
playing, I was going to be like,I heard there's one coming out
soon.
It's called GTA 6.
(36:08):
But I fucking forgot because wegot serious.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We got serious.
But GTA 6 is coming out nextyear, supposedly.
We'll see if they keep thatrelease date or if they move it.
But what I want to share withyou guys is that scientists at
the University of Beirut haveachieved a groundbreaking feat
(36:29):
by creating the world's firstgenetically modified spider that
produces glowing red silk.
Utilizing the CRISPR-Cas9 geneediting technology, they
inserted a gene responsible forred fluorescent protein into the
genome of the com common housespider this modification enables
a spider to spin silk thatfluoresces under specific
(36:50):
lighting conditions withoutcompromising its natural
strength and elasticity that isfrom msk arts on facebook go
follow them free plug by the waynot paid uh go follow them they
got some pretty prettyinteresting facts there but yeah
we have a spider that spinsglowing red fucking silk Okay,
SPEAKER_00 (37:10):
first of all, I
don't like spiders, but I would
like to have one, please.
Thank you.
See?
SPEAKER_01 (37:14):
And it, hold on.
It's silk?
It's silk.
Like, the webbing that it makes,it now glows red under a certain
light.
Like, and it's like silk.
Like, silk.
Silk, silk, silk.
SPEAKER_00 (37:30):
You're welcome.
SPEAKER_01 (37:33):
Okay, now, why are
we taking jobs away from the...
Stop it.
okay okay chris you said you hada question you said you had a
question chris said stop itenough let me stop you right
there brother brother let mestop you right there well i was
(37:58):
about to say like how do we getsilk and then i was like well
let me google that real quickbefore i ask it out loud It's
silkworms, in case anyone waswondering.
But my next question is, can wemake silk from spider silk?
That's a good question.
I mean, if we did, if we did,would it be as strong as a
(38:21):
spider's web?
Yes, spider silk can beharvested.
I thought so.
Does it keep its strength?
um there's a lot of words let meget back to you he said you know
what i'll read it you carry onso anyway um yes so we have a a
(38:44):
red spider with glowing red silkthat that that i guess coming to
your town soon i don't know uhlike what are they going to do
with this spider is it justgoing to be one of one is it
going to be a one-of-one spiderbecause if If Spider-Man has
taught me anything, thatspider's going to find a way to
get out of there.
(39:06):
Holy shit.
Are y'all ready for this?
It's strong and elastic and isvaluable for various
applications.
There we go.
Are you ready for this?
What's up?
Spider silk is incrediblystrong, boosting a tensile
strength five times greater thansteel.
See?
There you go.
That means a strand of spidersilk can withstand as much...
(39:28):
withstand a much higher forcebefore breaking compared to a
steel strand of the same size.
Yeah, that's why I wanted toknow if it kept its strength.
Because if it does, that's solidfucking silk.
Especially from a red glowing, ared fluorescent type of silk.
Like, guys, I'm telling you, weare one step closer to having
(39:50):
Spider-Man before GTA 6.
Like, what the fuck ishappening?
I don't get it.
They are also working on makinga synthetic spider silk so they
don't have to harvest it fromreal animals.
I mean, I guess that's not a badidea.
Because it would require a lot.
I mean, imagine the amount ofspiders it takes to make enough
(40:12):
to make it useful for humanapplication.
But if you could synthesize it.
Fabricate it.
Yeah.
Or even better, just make agiant fucking spider.
Don't do that.
Stop.
Stop.
Listen, you already put it outin the universe and now they're
like, I wonder.
(40:33):
The people riding the fifthJurassic Park is like, hold up.
Yeah, wait.
Wait a minute.
Wait.
Wait.
Guys, why we never thoughtSomething else.
Something else.
So anyway, digest that how youwill.
Again, I don't know exactly whattheir plan is with this spider.
(40:53):
I don't know if it's justsomething that they did just for
bragging rights to say, lookwhat we did.
We have a spider that spins redglowing silk.
They better put that shit inclothes.
You know what I'm saying?
Could you imagine a hatembroidered with...
With that silk?
Nasty.
(41:13):
Nasty.
Black Widow merch about to gooff the chain.
It's about to go dumb.
It honestly is.
So, again, do with thatinformation what you will.
Melina! Are you listening?
SPEAKER_00 (41:32):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (41:33):
Are you here?
SPEAKER_00 (41:33):
I'm here.
SPEAKER_01 (41:36):
Do you have a Reddit
story to read to us?
SPEAKER_00 (41:40):
Un momento.
SPEAKER_01 (41:41):
Oh, are you
bilingual now?
Nice.
Si, senorita.
Si, si.
I just don't want to learn alanguage that would not make
sense.
That's crazy work.
No, no, no.
Anyway, Yeti, what did you justsay?
(42:03):
What did I say?
I don't know.
What did you say?
Jesus Christ.
What did I say?
I was just probably talking outof my ass.
I don't know what I said.
You fucking son of a bitch.
Bro, you gotta save that forHoly Fan.
Dude! I don't know, but let metell you, it's, it's really
(42:24):
strange.
We've brought up only fans thismany times.
SPEAKER_00 (42:28):
Yeah.
What's happening.
I don't know.
SPEAKER_01 (42:31):
That's like four, by
the way, since we started
recording anyway, just saying,um,
SPEAKER_00 (42:45):
I don't have it.
Nothing.
No, I had saved something, andit's not in my saved.
Boo!
SPEAKER_01 (42:52):
All right, Yeti.
I don't know.
All right, Yeti.
That's okay.
Please hold.
Please hold.
It's all good.
SPEAKER_00 (42:58):
The number's two.
SPEAKER_01 (43:01):
Nice.
Okay.
He didn't even give her anoption.
Two.
Two.
Two.
Said, fuck your numbers.
Two.
Oh, did he freeze?
One.
SPEAKER_00 (43:15):
Two.
SPEAKER_01 (43:17):
Only fans.
Am I the asshole for selling mybutthole on OnlyFans?
Short answer?
No.
Long answer.
This one doesn't sound good atall.
Why doesn't it?
So stupid.
SPEAKER_00 (43:36):
Am
SPEAKER_01 (43:38):
I the asshole?
I pointed out a mistake in mygirlfriend's interview.
My girlfriend of four years hada job interview, and she was
ashamed of her performance, eventhough she got the job.
Ten hours later, she was tellingme all about it, and I
congratulated her, and I am ofher.
I comforted her on the mistakeshe described.
I said it's normal under stress,and surely she will prove her
(44:02):
value when working.
I also said she shouldn't havelied about a specific experience
because it could have beeneasily discovered.
She could have lost a jobbecause of it.
Lying about it had no benefitsand she wouldn't do it in the
future.
Is that it?
The lie was that she has createda website with tech X.
(44:24):
Only fans.
When in fact she did it with acompletely different tech Y.
She only said it because shethought X sounded better than Y.
It was an obvious lie to someonewith good knowledge of X.
and could have easily beenexposed after further
questioning.
So I said without malice that itwas unnecessary telling the
(44:46):
truth would have been better inevery way.
Please don't do that in thefuture.
At that point, she got superangry at me and stopped talking
to me for two hours.
Now she says I lack empathy andit's not worth talking to me
about anything important to her.
So am I the asshole here?
By the way, I've had...
Hmm.
Hmm.
(45:08):
Hmm.
(45:31):
Short answer, he's the asshole.
After all that?
I'm just not going to get introuble by the internet.
After all that?
What do you mean?
I'm siding with her.
So, I guess during thisinterview, she said that she had
experience with a certain, Iguess, program?
(45:52):
Yeah, she created...
a website with a certainprogram.
Because that certain programsounded better than the program
that she actually used.
Right, right, right, right.
Okay, so she embellished alittle bit, which people tell
(46:13):
you all the time to do that onyour resume, to embellish a
little bit.
You've got to sell
SPEAKER_00 (46:19):
yourself.
SPEAKER_01 (46:19):
Right, so what's the
difference if you do it in an
interview?
So my question is this.
I guess it would come down tothe program that she lied about
using.
Does that program being activelyused in her new position?
Because one, if it's not, thenwho gives a shit?
True.
(46:39):
Two, if it is, if she knowsabout program Y but has to learn
about program Z, how muchdifference could there be?
So, I mean, depending on whatshe's doing.
right um depending on what she'sdoing what i what i've heard um
when i kind of took a littlejourney in uh programming and
(47:04):
shit like that i've heard thatif you learn one language
depending on what you're doingif you learn one language you
pretty much know them all likeyou the rest that's my point
right there that's my point likeso it just depends on the level
of which program she learned orwhat language she learned at
(47:24):
first.
Because there are easierlanguages to use as far as
creating a website or a programor anything like that.
Easier languages to use.
If she learned the mostdifficult language...
she's good.
She's got it in the back becauseeverything else is going to be
easy peasy lemon squeezy.
But if she started withsomething, you know, base level
(47:45):
and they might have somethinglike a step above, I don't see
her having difficulty navigatingthose wires.
That's my, that's my point.
Like I look at this as beinglike, I've used an Android my
entire life and I just startedusing an iPhone.
Granted, it's completelydifferent.
But the basics and theprinciples are all the same,
(48:06):
right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Put it in the last part.
Yeah, how to get to a certainpoint may be a little bit
different.
Yeah, the iPhone's going to be alot easier.
Yeah.
Stop it.
No.
No, I don't mean that as a digto Android.
Hear me out.
You want to do this right now?
I'm not saying that as a dig.
SPEAKER_00 (48:27):
Yeah, let's do it.
SPEAKER_01 (48:29):
Because Android is
more sophisticated of a program.
You can do a lot more.
You can customize a lot more.
iPhones are more simple innature and they are easier to
use because they want to be usedby the masses.
Android for the most part is...
usable by everybody, but thereis more customization with an
Android, which in my opiniondoes make it slightly better
(48:52):
than iPhone.
See, you thought I was talkingmy shit.
See, but he was, see, see, youhad me in the first half.
No, but, uh, yeah.
So that's why I'm like, I don't,I don't see, I don't see the
problem.
And for him to bring it up, Imean, okay, you do kind of have
(49:13):
a point.
If, We're playing if, though.
If they poked more and askedquestions more, yeah, you're
right.
They would have caught me in alie, but they didn't.
So we straight.
What's the problem?
Well, don't be dishonest withme.
Yeah, I mean, on one hand, youcould look at he's giving
constructive criticism, butthere's something I've learned
(49:33):
in life.
Don't give unsolicitedcriticism.
There you go.
And here's the thing Like Idon't know because I've had this
conversation With my wife beforelike when she's applying for
like Jobs and stuff and I'm likedude just apply For it you don't
know if you're going to get itshe's like But the requirements
don't match what I was Doing I'mlike you got to break down what
you Were doing I'm sure you canbreak Down what you were doing
(49:55):
in retail To conform To what youneeded to fit on the next job
Right Yeah I mean skills aretransferable Right Those credits
do transfer I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
Melina.
It's true, though.
Melina.
SPEAKER_00 (50:13):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (50:14):
You're kind of
quiet.
SPEAKER_00 (50:16):
Yeah, I'm just
hanging out.
SPEAKER_01 (50:17):
You got any thoughts
on that?
SPEAKER_00 (50:19):
I have no thoughts.
SPEAKER_01 (50:20):
None?
Hell yeah.
He's an airhead.
Fucking Chris.
Hell yeah.
I don't...
I mean, I don't know.
I'm...
Yeah, I mean, I would saybecause he's asking if he's the
asshole, right, for pointing itout.
SPEAKER_00 (50:44):
I mean, kind of.
SPEAKER_01 (50:46):
I'd say a little
bit.
I wouldn't say complete totalasshole.
Not a full asshole.
A lot of people are sayingalmost the asshole.
Yeah, almost the asshole.
Because it's like, again, theydidn't ask more questions.
He's
SPEAKER_00 (50:58):
like a plumber
crack.
Yeah!
SPEAKER_01 (51:01):
That's it.
Just a little bit.
SPEAKER_00 (51:03):
It's annoying to
look at.
I
SPEAKER_01 (51:05):
do like how at the
very end, though, the very end,
he kind of like tried to makesome of the conversation about
him.
Like, like, like he said, I wason my way for the manipulation.
Maybe.
Yes.
Yes.
Gaslight.
And she started talking aboutthe interview.
(51:25):
Got to keep that for 10 minutes.
And.
She never asked me a singlequestion about my trip during
this time.
Oh, no.
You read that earlier the firsttime.
I started cracking up becauseit's like, oh, well, guys,
you've been out of town thewhole time.
Oh, no.
You didn't ask me about my trip.
I've been here 10 minutes.
She didn't
SPEAKER_00 (51:46):
ask about my twin.
Ask about my twin.
First of all, I forgot aboutthat.
So because of that...
SPEAKER_01 (51:53):
because he's saying
that like she yelled at me after
i asked this question but shedidn't even ask me about my day
you yelled at me you didn't askabout my twip what's wrong with
you I mean, it's gone.
It could have died on theairplane.
(52:14):
Haven't you seen?
They've been getting rid of allthe airplane people.
Death is coming for me now.
I
SPEAKER_00 (52:25):
was trying to do
SPEAKER_01 (52:26):
the most dangerous
airport.
He probably talked just likethat, too.
He probably does.
He probably did.
Probably.
Fucking, oh, Lord.
He probably does.
I'm still going with almostasshole, like, little bit of
asshole.
I mean, Melina...
I don't like the last part, tobe fair.
(52:46):
I don't like the last part.
Yeah, Melina, you are right.
The way he flips it and, like,makes it all about himself and
is like...
SPEAKER_00 (52:54):
Honestly, like, if
you put that context in there
with the whole, like, pointingthe shit out on the interview,
you're a fucking asshole.
SPEAKER_01 (53:02):
Right! I'm agreeing
with Melina on this one.
I'm team asshole.
He probably doesn't have softR's.
He's probably more like, dude,she didn't even fucking listen
to me, man.
Like, are you fucking kiddingme?
Bro, she didn't ask anythingabout my trip, bro.
Like, what even is that, bro?
(53:23):
Like, oh, my God.
I got to go lift now.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
You're making me go to the gym.
What's wrong with you?
Pass me a monster.
Right?
Okay, Kyle.
(53:45):
Fucking shit.
Anyway, like I said, I'm stillgoing to stick with almost the
asshole.
Yeah, you're right.
He needs to work on not being aselfish dickhead when he's
like...
You piss somebody off and nowyou're all worried about it.
You didn't ask about my day.
Well, you kind of...
I mean, like...
You said it wasn't empathetic,bro.
(54:07):
Bro! Bro! Wearing a backwardshat and everything.
Fucking shit.
Because it's like, she didn'task for...
Like Gris said, it'sunsolicited.
Like, she didn't ask
SPEAKER_00 (54:19):
for...
It's belittling.
It is so fucking demeaning forsomeone that you're supposed to
support to point out...
You don't know that.
Yeah.
You don't have that skill.
Go fuck yourself.
Have that skill.
SPEAKER_01 (54:34):
That's a skill.
How's that for a skill?
Go fuck yourself.
And he's like, bro, I will.
I went to college.
I know how to fuck
SPEAKER_00 (54:50):
myself.
I went to college.
They taught me how to do that.
SPEAKER_01 (54:57):
I can't.
I fucking can't.
So anyway, great conversation.
It looks like Yeti's readingsome fucking comments or
something.
I got pulled into Reddit for asecond.
I'm putting it down.
Wait, hold on.
(55:18):
What are the comments on thisthing?
I closed it.
It's gone forever.
I'll never be able to find thatstory ever again.
I mean, to be fair, it wasReddit roulette, so...
What are the chances here?
Let's see.
(55:38):
Pretty low.
Yeah, pretty low.
Because it probably justrefreshed, and it's a whole new
page.
It's a whole new page, yeah.
Am I the asshole for criticizingmy husband's drilling skills?
Oh, damn.
Okay, so hold on to that one.
All right, hold up.
Round two.
No, no.
Hold on to that one.
(56:01):
Yeah, save that bitch.
Save that bitch.
Because we'll have thatdiscussion on the next episode
if that's what we so want to do.
Yeah, save that.
Save it.
Save it.
Screenshot it.
Put a pin in it.
Put a pin in it.
Get a bookmark.
Bookmark.
Bookmark! Get the bookmark! Getthe bookmark! Are you a knock?
Am I a knock?
(56:21):
Are you a knock?
Are you a knock?
I don't know what that is.
I screenshotted it.
We're good.
Are you a narc?
Would you tell the police?
Oh, I see.
A narc.
Yeah, a narc.
What did I say?
Anyway.
I won't be able to understandthem, but I do want to go to
(56:42):
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Who doesn't want to?
I popped my car in the HarvardYard.
What?
I just want a cream pie.
Hang on.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Or the joke.
Ice.
What, a Boston cream pie?
No, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what they call itnowadays.
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Whoa! Yes.
Are you sure about that?
SPEAKER_00 (58:57):
Yes.
SPEAKER_01 (58:58):
Pwah! R&B groups.
It just made it worse.
Welcome back.
There it is.
I got it.
So R&B groups.
No lie?
No lie.
When you put your hand overthe...
I was like, wait, hold up,where'd it go?
Because I was like looking away.
John Cena in the flesh.
No, I swear Jay's still here.
(59:20):
Oh, oh, wait a minute.
Yeti actually disappeared.
Is he doing a bit?
Is this a bit?
Could be.
It could be a bit thatbackfired.
Hello?
Yeti?
We'll see him in five to sevenbusiness days.
(59:41):
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Yeah, we can hear you.
So a new audio device detected.
Oh, you
SPEAKER_00 (59:50):
shouldn't have
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No.
Mine did it too.
And I said no.
SPEAKER_01 (59:55):
Wait, what?
SPEAKER_00 (59:58):
Yeah, when my
Discord started, that box popped
up.
Really?
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Yeah.
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(01:01:01):
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You want to talk about R&Bgroups?
You want to get us
SPEAKER_00 (01:01:20):
started?
Actually, actually Actually, Iwould like to talk about Magic
Mind for just a second.
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What?
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SPEAKER_01 (01:01:38):
Oh, okay.
Yeah, we'll just jump back tothat real quick.
SPEAKER_00 (01:01:45):
All right, Ace.
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SPEAKER_01 (01:01:49):
I'm so glad you
caught the reference.
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That's some of my favorite shit.
So, I was on the website, theMagic Mind website, because I
need to get some more.
And did you know that they havea Max Magic Mind Max that has
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(01:02:13):
milligrams of time-releasecaffeine.
SPEAKER_01 (01:02:15):
Yeah, and I'm not
trying to do that.
Oh, yeah, they have differentflavors now, right?
Yeah, my heart doesn't want toexplode today.
SPEAKER_00 (01:02:22):
Well, yeah, I just
thought that was really cool.
And then they have acaffeine-free now and zero
SPEAKER_01 (01:02:26):
sugar.
Yeah, it's paler.
It's paler.
It's like there's like differentcolor groups.
There's a really dark green one,a normal green one, and then a
pale one.
SPEAKER_00 (01:02:38):
Yeah, and then the
Max is like dark green.
SPEAKER_01 (01:02:43):
Whenever you're
done, Yeti.
Whenever you're done.
Whenever you're done.
I'm not saying a word.
Whenever you're done,
SPEAKER_00 (01:02:50):
Yeti.
Please do.
SPEAKER_01 (01:02:51):
I just find it
hilarious that she likes the
darker one.
Whenever you're done, Yeti.
This guy.
This guy.
This fucking guy.
This fucking guy.
Hey, let me introduce you to myfriend.
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Anyway.
Any losers.
Anyway.
Okay.
Carry on.
See, Melina?
Did you appreciate that?
You happy you went back
SPEAKER_00 (01:03:12):
now?
What
SPEAKER_01 (01:03:15):
do you mean?
Whatever do you mean?
SPEAKER_00 (01:03:18):
I did nothing, sir.
SPEAKER_01 (01:03:21):
I'm just a baby.
Anyway.
I'm just a baby.
I'm just a baby.
Anyway, R&B groups.
Let's jump back to that shipreal quick.
Yeah.
First and foremost, before weget too crazy and too deep into
this, I want to pose a question.
Okay.
Okay.
R&B groups, what do you consideran R&B group?
(01:03:46):
Would it be two or more?
Would it be two or more?
Because technically that's aduo.
But you'll hear them called R&Bduos.
They're identified as a group.
You're right.
But are they, though?
Yeah, I
SPEAKER_00 (01:04:01):
would say two or
more.
Yeah, two or more.
SPEAKER_01 (01:04:03):
Two or more?
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Hey, I'm just asking.
don't shoot me I'm just sayingCasey and JoJo can you be a one
man group if you do like all thedifferent vocals and layer them
you can be a blue man group oohhell yeah hell yeah brother
(01:04:25):
anyway that poses an importantquestion is it fair to say blue
man group is an R&B group no No,they already have blue and
rhythm.
I'm just saying.
No.
They are the embodiment of R&B.
(01:04:46):
No.
Yeah.
Physically.
They are the physical embodimentof R&B.
So when I think of R&B, I thinkof baby making music.
You think of baby making?
SPEAKER_00 (01:04:57):
I'm just saying
baby.
SPEAKER_01 (01:04:58):
Are you going to
play that while trying to make
love?
Maybe.
Listen, you don't know whatthose PVC organs can do to you.
You know what I'm saying?
Hitting them trash cans.
Then leads.
I don't know.
I'm not hearing a yuck.
No one's young.
Listen, exactly.
Somebody might do that.
Somebody might consider Blue ManGroup baby making music.
(01:05:20):
So anyway, so if we're going toconsider that, if we're going to
consider two or more R&B groups,there's so many R&B groups out
there from way back when up intothe 90s.
And of course, we did our littlebit of research.
And it's like, once you hit2000s, like the year 2000, like
a little afterward, R&B groupsjust fucking vanish.
(01:05:45):
Disappeared.
They just disappear.
Yeah, poof.
Without a fucking trace.
They're just gone.
Why is that?
I feel like the last...
And I don't even think it's R&B.
I mean, okay.
Do you consider Pretty RickyR&B?
So...
You know what's funny?
(01:06:05):
That's the problem.
If you look up Pretty Ricky,they are labeled as a hip-hop
group.
B?
That's the problem.
They are labeled as a hip-hopgroup because I wanted to pose
that question and I didn't knowit was going to come this early.
That's what she said.
Bullshit happens.
(01:06:26):
Woo! Anyway.
Whoopsie.
Because I had the same questionthat Yeti did.
I was like, pretty Ricky.
You know, I remember them.
And I pulled up, because a lotof their songs, you know, oh my
God.
Now I'm drawing a fucking blank.
SPEAKER_00 (01:06:49):
Grind with me.
SPEAKER_01 (01:06:50):
Grind with me.
What's the other one?
I got new shoes on the rise.
You
SPEAKER_00 (01:06:59):
know what I'm
SPEAKER_01 (01:07:00):
saying?
SPEAKER_00 (01:07:00):
Such a good one.
But there's so much singing init.
That's why I think it getsconfused.
SPEAKER_01 (01:07:06):
But when you look
them up, it's hip-hop group.
I think their sound is hip-hop.
There is singing, but theirsound is hip-hop.
No, you're not wrong.
I was going to say what Chrissaid.
Because their overview says anAmerican R&B slash hip-hop
group.
And then if you scroll a littlebit, um, some quick facts,
(01:07:30):
there's genre listed as R and Bsoul.
See, and I think that's wherethe problem lies.
Like that's where, like, I thinkaround that time.
And I, I feel like it, it'spretty Ricky, but they, I think
they changed what hip hop soundslike or not.
Oh, I hip hop.
What R and B sounds like.
I could say that's what I feel.
(01:07:50):
I can see that.
Cause now when did they come?
All their albums sound the same.
like like uh obviously not thesame but like of the same cloth
my opinion yes okay i rememberlistening again i don't remember
everything but in detail but iremember listening to because i
(01:08:11):
had what two three albums theydidn't have that many no they
weren't around for it for a longtime no they weren't that's the
crazy that's the other crazypart but i i again i was just
really curious because who youcall it um post malone did the
same exact thing I don't want toget too far off track here, but
Post Malone literally did thesame exact thing.
When he first came out, he wasvery hip-hop.
(01:08:34):
That's what he was.
And if you look up Post Maloneright now, he is labeled as a
hip-hop artist because that'swhat he started as.
That's what he broke out intomusic with.
And then ventured off intoliterally every genre.
So it's like, right.
You know, that's when he waslike, well, I'm just an artist.
(01:08:55):
I'm like, that's fair.
You know, like if, if that's howyou want to portray yourself, I
don't hate that.
Yeah.
I don't hate that.
Yeah.
I'm not upset at it.
It feels like a betrayal to somefans.
If for sure, if all you did wasthis one thing for like four or
five albums.
And then all of a sudden you'relike, I want to go do country
now, or I want to go do rock androll now.
UNKNOWN (01:09:17):
Yep.
SPEAKER_01 (01:09:17):
I can see how the
fans would feel a certain type
of way.
But the type of fan I am is Iwant to hear certain artists do
certain genres.
Example, I think Miley Cyrus'current voice absolutely needs
to do a rock album.
SPEAKER_00 (01:09:34):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (01:09:35):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (01:09:36):
Agreed.
I'll agree with you.
SPEAKER_01 (01:09:38):
And I think it's
cool when some artists...
decide like oh i'm gonna do acountry album or i'm gonna do
rock or i'm gonna do pop orwhatever because you kind of get
to see how they process whatthat um style sounds like for
them for them
SPEAKER_00 (01:09:57):
yeah
SPEAKER_01 (01:09:58):
yeah i like that
breakdown i truly do because
because you're not like postmalone's change up was crazy
like that changes yeah that iswild yeah like like like it was
a hard like one he went from afastball to a curveball
SPEAKER_00 (01:10:14):
yes well so fun fact
about post malone he loves elvis
presley
SPEAKER_01 (01:10:19):
yes he does
SPEAKER_00 (01:10:21):
um and if you ever
get the opportunity to look up
and listen to him singingElvis's songs, I suggest it.
He actually is a beautifulsinger.
SPEAKER_01 (01:10:34):
I know the guy's got
a voice.
I know he's talented.
He really does.
I know that.
And that's why I'm like, I'm notmad at it.
Right.
Like back in, back in the day.
Sure.
Because especially as, as anartist myself, I'm like, for me,
it's like you exploitedsomething that, you know, a lot
of people have worked, you know,their asses off for.
(01:10:57):
and then just, like, totallyjust switched up on everybody.
Back in the day, yeah, that'show I responded to that.
Because I was like, damn, howare you going to exploit hip-hop
just to, like, you know, bustit?
Why didn't you start where youwanted to start and then, you
know, go from there?
SPEAKER_00 (01:11:13):
Well, see, let's be
fair.
for an artist why why do we haveto put an artist in a box
SPEAKER_01 (01:11:20):
i'm not
SPEAKER_00 (01:11:20):
again why do you
have to go into a hip-hop box
SPEAKER_01 (01:11:23):
again back then i'm
a listener i'm not just gonna
listen to hip-hop no i get thatbecause i don't just
specifically listen to hip-hopright i listen to everything
under the sun but back then wheni was heavier into hip-hop sure
as a hip-hop fan Because a lotof people were doing that at
that point.
Oh, yeah.
Because at that point, you'relike, you're just utilizing this
(01:11:45):
as a stepping stone to somethingelse.
When you could have justbroken...
For me, I was like, it justseems like hip-hop just...
They made it seem like it wastoo easy to get into hip-hop.
Which is crazy, because I feellike it's not.
It's not! It is absolutelyfucking difficult.
No, don't say, well...
i think i if i know what he'sabout to say i feel like it has
(01:12:09):
to do with like your connectionsyour networking not even i mean
yes to that but like we'regetting so off topic but anyway
i feel like i just say this ifeel like hip-hop nowadays i
feel like if it has a solid andfor templeton says if it has a
(01:12:29):
good beat People are hooked.
Which is why it's easy.
And the attention span is sosmall these days.
If you notice, the average songis only two minutes.
Two and a half minutes.
Two to three minutes.
Here we go.
If you go back in time, R&Bsongs used to be like five
(01:12:51):
minutes long.
Hip-hop songs used to be likefive minutes long.
Because they had three verses.
Now they only have two.
literally some and some onlyhave one right and they have a
fucking intro with with that'slike um like 30 seconds to 45
seconds yes that get people'sattention ad lib then they for a
little bit then they end it withmore catchphrases yeah ad libs
(01:13:13):
they do they do a lot of ad libssomething that's catchy that
that's why i'm saying they'veturned it into something very
easy to break into And that'swhy I was like, I feel like
that's exploiting something,right?
Again, you have all these otherartists that want to take it
serious that are like, you know,I want to do that for a living,
but can't because you have allthese people that are doing
(01:13:34):
something that is I guess theeasiest option, right?
Just, just, I'm going to putthis out here and as long as it
blows up, I'm good.
And then I'll put out a few moreto get that traction.
And now that I'm where I want tobe, now I'm going to get into
what I really want to do.
And that's country.
That's rock.
That's alternative music,whatever the fuck it may be.
(01:13:55):
I feel like getting into thoseis hard.
Yes.
Because those, I feel, okay,this is like, I'm going to say
this, but I don't mean it thisway, but it, Okay, I'm just
going to say it, and you guyscan pick it apart.
I feel like to get in that, youactually have to have a voice.
You have to actually havetalent.
Eh, as long as you have an okayvoice, they can auto-tune the
(01:14:16):
shit out of it.
They can make you sound great.
Right, but I feel like theirfans is also going to see
through the bullshit.
For example.
They do.
For example, let's take Beyonce,for example.
When she made the Cowboy, or theCowboy, the Crunchy record.
Yep, Cowboy Carter.
Yeah, Cowboy Carter.
Only because they didn't see heras country because she's never
(01:14:40):
done a country album.
All of a sudden, all these yearslater, she wants to do a country
album.
I still don't think that's acountry album, if I'm being
honest.
Have you listened to it?
Yes.
It's a Beyonce album.
Yes, it is a Beyonce album.
She has a couple country flavorson it, but it's still more
hip-hop than it is.
Just because you have some spursin the background doesn't make
(01:15:01):
it country.
SPEAKER_00 (01:15:02):
Yeah.
UNKNOWN (01:15:02):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (01:15:04):
It doesn't.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (01:15:05):
I understand the
country genre people that got
upset with her having BestCountry Album, blah, blah, blah.
I get it.
I really do.
Maybe this was just the awardsgiving back to something that
she should have clearly won alittle bit earlier.
I can guarantee you right now,she's not going to do another
(01:15:26):
country album.
She's not going to win thatcategory ever again.
Everybody that's upset about it,just chill.
They'll be next year.
But again, it goes back to whatI'm saying.
What did Beyonce just do tocountry?
She exploited country, right?
Like, even though people arelike, oh, well, she's from
(01:15:49):
Houston.
She's from Houston.
I'm like, bitch, once again,listen to every song she's ever
put out.
Listen to every fucking songshe's ever put out when she was
with Destiny's Child, which, bythe way, is an R&B group, right?
Yep.
Yeah, because that's the topic.
Full circle.
She was with Destiny's Child,then she ventured out on her
(01:16:11):
own, and there's not a singleiota of country in any of her
songs.
Up until Cowboy Carter.
And I'm like, left field.
Left field! Left fucking field.
SPEAKER_00 (01:16:25):
And it's horrific.
In my opinion, she's not astalented as people think that
she is.
In my opinion.
That's just my opinion.
And when she came out with thewhole country album, I'm like,
go sit the fuck down.
Go sit down.
SPEAKER_01 (01:16:42):
I respectfully
disagree, but that's because I
think Renaissance is aphenomenal album.
I think she's really creative.
You can make an argument fortalent all day.
I'm talking about voice, butyes, she is creative, yes.
Yeah.
And her...
The vocal talent, I feel like,is hard to fully judge because
(01:17:04):
now she's doing stadium toursand no one really can sing for
three straight hours.
SPEAKER_00 (01:17:10):
No.
SPEAKER_01 (01:17:11):
The way Kendrick and
SZA did it, I think, is ideal.
Oh, yeah.
Because they took a lot ofbreaks.
It wasn't like one person comesout and another person comes out
as an opener and a closer.
Yeah.
It was like a dance.
Yes.
I know we were talking aboutthat.
I know.
We got to bring this back toR&B.
(01:17:31):
We got to bring this back.
We got to bring this back.
So anyway, I mean, it is allconnected because we were just
talking about Pretty Ricky,right?
So are they R&B?
Are they hip-hop?
I don't really know.
They could just be R&B with ahip-hop feel, and that's where
Yeti could be right, where...
Pretty Ricky could have changed.
(01:17:51):
That's probably where the startof R&B started changing.
Because after that, every R&Bartist, if you've noticed, every
R&B artist has tried to be morehip-hop-ish in their songs.
Like, who is Black?
Right?
I love him.
(01:18:12):
Don't get me wrong.
Love his work.
But...
You get a very more hip-hop vibefrom his songs, even though it's
more of an R&B song.
Right.
I forgot about fucking Black.
He's amazing.
But is it possible that PrettyRicky could have been the start
of the downfall of R&B, numberone, and R&B groups?
SPEAKER_00 (01:18:40):
I...
SPEAKER_01 (01:18:42):
It's hard to argue
it is not that they're not.
Because if you look at thetimeline, like literally, R&B
groups just don't exist anymore.
They literally just disappeared.
Again, when I say R&B groups,I'm talking about the ballads of
them saying, I love you,treating women with respect.
I feel like that sound is gone.
(01:19:07):
History.
And I just don't understand why.
Because, Melina, you're a bigfan of Kevin Gates, right?
SPEAKER_00 (01:19:15):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (01:19:16):
Huge fan.
Mm-hmm.
Because he talked dirty on hissongs, right?
Yeah.
He in there like, I'll spit inyour mouth,
SPEAKER_00 (01:19:24):
girl.
He's filthy.
Yeah, he's filthy.
He's filthy.
He's filthy.
SPEAKER_01 (01:19:27):
So it's like, when
did it make that turn?
When did it make that turn towhere the songs are now more
freaky?
Okay, so...
No
SPEAKER_00 (01:19:36):
digging.
Here's my thing.
Like...
I've always loved, I have alwaysloved R&B.
Always.
I mean, as a kid, like, BobbyBrown, Whitney Houston, that's
just something that I listenedto all the time that my mom
introduced me to.
And then, obviously, it waslike, R&B groups were always so,
(01:20:04):
like, respectful of their women.
And Like, I want to make love.
And it's basically just allabout the caring and the love
and the support and all thatstuff.
Like, the really wholesome shit.
Right.
And I love it.
Don't get me wrong, I love it.
But then you've got artists likeThe Weeknd that comes out with
(01:20:24):
this dark R&B that is so raw.
That's actually a
SPEAKER_01 (01:20:27):
good word for that.
Yeah, it's dark
SPEAKER_00 (01:20:29):
R&B.
It's just so raw.
And like...
Not everybody wants you to makelove to them.
They want you to bend them overand grab their throat and fuck
them.
SPEAKER_01 (01:20:39):
I get that.
Right, right.
So what's on your mind, Melina?
Hey, yo.
Only fans.
See how we keep bringing itback?
See how we keep bringing itback?
Oh, Yeti totally froze, andthat's wild.
My rebuttal to that is...
Am I still frozen?
No, you're good.
No, you're good.
(01:20:59):
Okay, so my rebuttal to thatis...
For me, I grew up on R&B music.
That was my jam.
I loved it, but I also loved myrap and hip-hop.
I love that gangster rap, too.
Not all the time did I want tolisten to the hardcore.
I didn't want to hear thecrosswords, the this and that,
(01:21:20):
and all that stuff.
I wanted my R&B.
One of my favorite groups of alltime is Jagged Edge.
Hell yeah! Now, they still makemusic.
Now, it has slightly changed alittle bit.
It sounds more hip-hop-ish.
Nothing wrong with it, but theystill have that sound of Jagged
Edge.
(01:21:41):
And they will still sing aboutthat stuff that the good stuff
will say.
The good stuff.
I don't know.
Right, like the respectfulstuff.
Right.
But to be fair, I mean, JaggedEdge has always kind of had that
vibe.
Like, no, given their...
Hear me out.
Given their first album...
It was all, like, it was exactlywhat you expected from an R&B
(01:22:05):
group.
Second album, which I believewas, what, J.E.
Heartbreak?
Fucking phenomenal, right?
Fucking phenomenal.
One of the best albums evermade.
Fucking phenomenal.
Can't agree with me.
Once they hit that third album,though, because I think that
was...
Because it was Where the PartyAt.
Hey, where the party at.
They had Nelly on that bitch.
You know what I'm saying?
(01:22:25):
Yes.
So it's like, Jagged Edge, atthat point in time, kind of,
like, always had thathip-hop-ish feel once they got
to that point.
Well, that's when they startedmaking their transition into...
If you want to...
Okay, hold on.
Where did that come out?
(01:22:45):
In 2001.
Yeah, see?
So there you go.
Our years are falling in linewith what we're talking about.
There you go.
And somebody really...
Because I was listening to thissong the other day.
I read one of the comments.
It was on YouTube Music.
(01:23:05):
Some of the songs will have thecomments and people will be able
to comment on them.
It was 112 with Mace and theNotorious B.I.G.
Do you know what song I'mtalking about?
Only You?
Only You.
Somebody actually said this islike a masterclass on the blend
(01:23:25):
of R&B and hip-hop.
Like, They just did it so almostbeautifully, the way that they
did that.
And this is why I'm like, not toget off topic again, if Diddy
gets fucking thrown in jail, dowe have to stop listening to
112?
Because I'm not going to behappy about this.
I'm not going to.
Okay, that's where I'm going todraw the line.
(01:23:47):
You know what I'm saying?
I'm not going to do it.
I'm not going to stop listeningto them.
Me neither.
I will always listen to 112.
Not going to do it.
Because they're fucking amazing.
Cupid.
Yeah, Cupid.
Peaches and cream.
Peaches and cream.
I need it because you know thatI'm a Z.
Anywhere.
Anywhere.
Anywhere.
Remember with Lil Zayn?
(01:24:07):
Remember Lil Zayn?
God damn.
I miss him.
He was one of my favorites.
If we're throwing out artists,there's so many groups out
there.
Do you guys remember LSG?
SPEAKER_00 (01:24:18):
Oh my god, My Body?
Yes.
So good.
SPEAKER_01 (01:24:24):
Again, that album
for R&B group.
Was phenomenal.
SPEAKER_00 (01:24:29):
Phenomenal.
SPEAKER_01 (01:24:31):
God.
Silk.
SPEAKER_00 (01:24:32):
Silk.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Yes.
SPEAKER_01 (01:24:35):
In
SPEAKER_00 (01:24:36):
my bedroom.
In my bedroom.
In my bedroom.
yeah
SPEAKER_01 (01:24:43):
hang on wait wait
wait wait yeti yeti that was so
beautiful i want i wanteverybody let's give a round of
applause for yeti thank youthank you thank you that was
just okay all i'm saying is likei mean these are like amazing
groups and then obviously youcan't forget about the og group
boys to men oh of course ohthey're still they're still
going to this day and honestlythey need to be in the rock and
(01:25:03):
roll hall of fame enough saidhands down it it's sad that
they're they're one member shortyep because of health reasons
he's still alive yeah uh whichone i forget his name but is it
it's not sean is it no no sean'sstill there it's it's the guy
with the deep voice oh okay okayi don't remember i know sean
(01:25:25):
wanya yeah it's the one with thedeep voice yeah it's the bald
dude Which kind of sucksbecause, I mean...
Michael McCary or something likethat.
I don't...
We need our bass, but...
No, you're right.
Boyz II Men will always andforever be the, like, epitome of
(01:25:47):
fucking R&B groups.
100%.
You know, there's...
SPEAKER_00 (01:25:52):
And they still have
it to this day.
SPEAKER_01 (01:25:54):
They do.
Oh, they do.
They do.
And that's what's impressive.
Yes.
SPEAKER_00 (01:25:56):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (01:25:57):
After all these
years, they can still get on
stage or get
SPEAKER_00 (01:26:00):
into a booth.
So, they were on The MaskedSinger.
SPEAKER_01 (01:26:02):
Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_00 (01:26:04):
and they're
phenomenal like live no
alterations no nothing just
SPEAKER_01 (01:26:14):
singing
SPEAKER_00 (01:26:15):
raw fucking talent
SPEAKER_01 (01:26:16):
and I can they
probably weren't I'm not saying
that they weren't but theydidn't get addicted heavily into
drugs I don't know
SPEAKER_00 (01:26:29):
you
SPEAKER_01 (01:26:29):
know what
SPEAKER_00 (01:26:30):
I'm saying
SPEAKER_01 (01:26:31):
who knows Everyone,
I mean, a lot of entertainers
do.
That's all I'm going to say.
At some point.
At some point, yes.
But you can tell that theydidn't use them for a long
period of time.
Because let's take, for example,Jodeci or Casey and Jojo.
If you want to break it down, Idid too.
(01:26:52):
Jojo...
Or was it Casey?
I forget now.
Fuck.
One of them was addicted tocrack.
You can hear it in his voice.
It's a skinny one.
I don't know which one that oneis.
You can Google that.
But I don't know.
It is strange.
And I've spoken to quite a fewpeople ever since we decided to
(01:27:15):
do this episode.
Because I'm like, I always posethe question to them.
I'm like, whatever happened toR&B groups?
And I heard somebody say,honestly, it just...
R&B nowadays has kind of lostits meaning, right?
It's not meaningful musicanymore.
It's literally just like whatMelina said.
(01:27:36):
It's like fucking music, right?
You just put this on in thebackground when you're Netflix
and chilling, as the kids wouldsay.
If they're still using that as aterm, I don't fucking know.
I'm old.
I'm old and employed.
I don't fucking know.
but that's mood mood
SPEAKER_00 (01:27:59):
total mood vibe
SPEAKER_01 (01:28:01):
um but no when he
said that i was like you know
it's interesting you said thatlike that's an interesting way
of putting it like it's lost itsmeaning is that could we could
we say that that could be partof it maybe i wonder it's
probably a variable of thingsright like rb groups being more
(01:28:21):
than one two right right yeahmore people you have the bigger
the the more slices of the piethat becomes more expensive to
market that's true if it's onlyone artist you're you know
you're only paying one personyou can pay a backup band much
cheaper than if like everybodyis a musician yeah so i'm sure
(01:28:43):
there's like a bunch of like theindustry probably forced the
change as much as The listenersdid.
But with that being said,though, there's still groups out
there.
BTS.
You know what I'm saying?
The Jonas Brothers.
So would you consider the JonasBrothers R&B or more like pop?
(01:29:06):
That's pop.
That's pop.
Without a doubt.
That's W-pop, right?
There's K-pop.
Yeah, that's basically.
Because honestly, I want to saythe only real legitimate R&B
group right now is a supergroup, and I don't remember what
(01:29:27):
the fuck of the name of thegroup is called, but I know it
has Bruno Mars and two otherpeople.
Oh, okay.
you know what i'm talking aboutif somebody wants to google that
so they can it's like electricsomething yeah something like
that but but yeah it wasbasically it's basically like uh
like what tgt was back in theday yeti oh yeah the one album
(01:29:49):
that they had it was stillamazing it was amazing so it's
like you know i don't know silksonic silk sonic sonic And
that's like the only legitimateR&B group I can think of that is
around right now.
Save for...
I like me some Bruno Mars.
I'm not going to lie.
I love Bruno Mars.
(01:30:10):
Do not get me wrong.
I'm not saying that.
You know, I'm not...
No, no, yeah.
Yeah, no shade to Bruno Mars.
I'm just saying that...
I was just throwing my hat inlike, I like him.
Absolutely.
I can't even think of an R&Bgroup right now.
That's the only one I can thinkof that is around today, save
for like Boyz II Men, that'saround today with like, you
know, fresh...
(01:30:30):
newer artists, R&B artists thatare around now that are here for
this generation.
I can't think of a fuckinggroup.
We
SPEAKER_00 (01:30:39):
should start one.
SPEAKER_01 (01:30:40):
Except that one.
Except Silk Sonic.
That's literally it.
That's the only one.
I'm like, where the fuck didthey go?
And to your point, Yeti, becauseI know Tyrese, he had his album,
the Black Tie album.
Black Tie album.
Yeah, he went rap.
Well, he had one disc that wasTyrese doing his singing thing.
(01:31:01):
Yes, yes.
And then he had the second discthat was Black Tie, which was
his hip hop persona back in theday.
And he does have, I think it'slike the last song.
on the Black Tie side, where hedoes a, you know, back when
everybody was doing like T.I.
versus T.I.P., like them versusthemselves.
(01:31:21):
Yes.
And that song he talks about, hedoes talk about that R&B songs
are more expensive to make thana hip-hop song.
He's like, you can make so muchmore money, you know, making
hip-hop than you can R&B.
And Tyrese is like, well, I loveR&B more because...
I do remember that.
The fans react.
So to your point, Grizz, yes,money is probably part of it,
(01:31:46):
you know, as being expensive.
But if you are successful likeboys to men, does money now not
become like it's no object?
Because they could do a selloutcrowd right now.
They could literally just comeout and say, hey, we're going to
go here.
Who wants to see us?
And everybody in the ground, Idon't want to go.
Think about how much you have togrind to become that.
(01:32:09):
That is true.
That's why maybe like the pathwith least resistance is often
traveled, right?
That is true.
You bring up a very valid point.
I didn't want to say it sucks.
Yeah.
Go ahead.
No, I was going to say it sucksbecause I like my R&B music.
(01:32:30):
Yeah, it does.
It does suck.
I found...
singer it's not even a group hisname is josh levy i'm not sure
you guys heard of him there's asong by him that i absolutely
love it but it's got a hip-hopsound to it it's called birthday
dance it's a pretty dope trackbut he has a lot of like actual
slower softer songs that arethat are a vibe and they it kind
(01:32:54):
of takes you back to the 90s alittle bit just the way he
sounds
SPEAKER_00 (01:32:59):
I miss the 90s.
You know,
SPEAKER_01 (01:33:03):
to be fair...
Who doesn't?
And we say this often, but Ifeel like in some terms, we
peaked in a generation in the90s.
We did.
That's just my opinion.
I mean...
I blame 2000.
2000.
The world was going to end.
(01:33:25):
I mean, yeah.
What if it did end and this isjust the fallback from it?
I know this isn't the podcast,but hear me out.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,wait, wait.
Wait, just listen.
Just listen.
No, it's just I don't know.
(01:33:46):
We still have R&B to this day,right?
It's it's it.
I get it.
I get it.
Music evolves.
Right.
It's supposed to grow with thetimes and all that kind of shit.
You know, the audience, as Yetipointed out, they have a much
shorter attention span.
You're absolutely right, becausewhat they play and on top of
that, of course, whateverthey're playing on the radios,
they have to fit as much musicas they possibly can.
(01:34:08):
So shorter songs are betterbecause you'll get more
playtime, more.
Yes, because, you know, thelonger songs, they're not going
to play.
They're just not going to dothat.
Or if they do, they trim themoff.
Well, yes, because they have theradio edits where it's like they
might have a third verse or theymight have a longer outro or
something, and they'll just belike, nope, we're going to make
(01:34:29):
it two minutes and 15 secondsrather than three minutes and 30
seconds.
Sorry, buddy, because that's allthe time we got.
Yeah.
That makes me ask the question,how...
many people well let's just keepit here right how many how many
americans are listening topublic radio like that like that
(01:34:54):
that's something that i wouldlike to know the answer to
because how many people areusing things like apple music
spotify i mean back when i wasin college it was pandora yeah
and then when modify came intomy my viewfinder i was like oh i
like this program more than ilike pandora so i made the jump
i switched from pandora tospotify and i pay for that and
(01:35:16):
i've been paying for that for along time um which has helped me
to discover new artists becausethe radio typically plays good
old hits and like actually wewere in the car the other day
and michelle said um Why does itseem like these radio stations
have been playing the same songsfor the last 40 years?
(01:35:37):
Because they're tried and true.
They don't take risks anymore.
Just keep playing the samesongs.
And then somebody like a BillieEilish will come along here and
there and you'll get a new song.
I'm not even going to sit hereand just name a bunch of names.
Something like that.
(01:35:58):
Some new upcoming artist thatwill make a wave.
Yeah, make a wave, make asplash, and then fade off or
don't.
But most times, people fade off.
Yeah.
At least in radio waves.
But I'm wondering, and maybeI'll look it up later.
I probably won't, but somebodyelse can if they want.
(01:36:21):
Somebody Google it.
The amount of people that dokind of curate their own music
and find their own artist anduse things like spotify or
tiktok to find new artistsbecause i found a bunch of
artists actually via instagramor tiktok like i know this is
(01:36:42):
completely off topic at themoment but there's a band called
duri and it's a brother sisterband uh they do not do hip-hop
or r&b at all but um okay idiscovered them on social media
and then like have beenfollowing their journey since
like covid basically and umthat's just one example of like
(01:37:03):
finding new music like thatwhere like i would never hear
them on the radio not untilthey're bigger yeah exactly you
know but that that and that'swhat i mean by music evolves
with the times yeah most artistsnowadays every And again, we're
getting off topic, but it kindof always relates to it, right?
(01:37:24):
Yeah.
Because who said it?
Jadakiss.
He said it quite a few times.
Artists nowadays can be muchmore commercially successful
because of how easy it is to getyour music to the masses.
You literally have so manydifferent ways of doing that.
You now have, like what Chrissaid, you got TikTok.
(01:37:46):
You got Instagram.
If you, if you want to, if youso choose to kind of like I do,
you can go to distro kid and youcan pay a fee every year and
they literally just put yourmusic out there and it's out
there.
It's literally out there foreverybody to fucking listen to.
But as long as it puts it onplaces like Spotify, literally
everywhere, everywhere you getto, you get to choose.
(01:38:07):
Yeah.
You get to choose basicallywhere it goes.
They have a whole checklist.
Where do you want it to go?
And most people just say,fucking everywhere why because
they all yeah yes yes to allbecause that you're gonna get
more listens if you have it onmore platforms so right just
like promoting what we're doingright now with the podcast
exactly like being on differentplatforms to stream from yeah
(01:38:29):
that makes sense yep and and andagain does that play into that's
why you know we don't reallyhave r&b groups like is it
possible nobody really like islike I guess, solid enough to
create a whole group and belike, hey, you want to make a
whole fucking album?
Because I'll tell you what, ifthere was somebody, like a whole
(01:38:50):
ass R&B group, just never heardof them, brand new, hey, guys,
here's a song, here's a singlethat we've been working on, and
they put it out there in TikTok,bruh, sign me up.
Because if you literally, like,if you make a hit,
SPEAKER_00 (01:39:05):
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
So...
I found that, I mean, there is avery, very, very large percent
of the American population thatstill listens to radio music.
Yep.
And I mean, like, it depends onwhere, what year you look, but
(01:39:31):
it's anywhere between 75 and91%.
Yeah.
I wonder
SPEAKER_01 (01:39:37):
what the age group
is.
I have that.
I bet it's a pretty big range.
Because I feel like it's higher.
It's probably a big range.
But I bet you the bottom rangeof that is higher than I might
think.
So this is the AI.
So I put it into Google.
How many people listen to theradio in 2025?
And AI's overview says, in 2025,85% of U.S.
(01:40:01):
adults age 25 to 64 listen tothe radio weekly, with 73% of
the U.S.
population listening to lineradio during an average week
while radio remains popularmedium it is important to note
that this is a percentage of thepopulation not a specific number
of individuals yeah becausethere's things like iHeartRadio
which you can listen to on likethe radio in your car during
(01:40:25):
your commute but also there's anapp for iHeartRadio so that kind
of shifts because it's stilltechnically radio but you're
accessing it via app so thatkind of like skews The number in
my mind.
I could see that.
Um...
There's a lot of commuters too,right?
People that either take thetrain, they drive, they walk,
(01:40:47):
they whatever.
None of us do that activitywithout music.
There's nobody.
I shouldn't say nobody, butthere's a very small amount of
people that are just raw dog inlife right now.
Those are called psychopaths.
Those are psychopaths.
That's why I said the number'snot zero.
It's small, but it's not zero.
(01:41:11):
I think another another reasonwhy we don't have R&B groups
also we may have touched this alittle bit already I think just
the mentality of because againR&B songs I put as like I love
you singing in the rain kind ofthing the mentality towards
other people has changed I feellike also so if people aren't
(01:41:34):
relating to what's being saidthey're not going to be listened
to so in my opinion your boys tomen I love you song I just, I
don't know.
Yeah, because, again, toMelina's point, we are in the
age of hookup culture.
Yes.
That's all they want.
A lot of people, at least.
I'm not going to say everybody,okay?
(01:41:55):
I can't make the blanketstatement.
But a lot of people, that's whywe have Tinder.
That's why we have all theseother, you know, dating apps
that are like, you know,whatever they were used for in
the beginning right grinderright whatever they were used
for in the beginning hascompletely shifted gears and we
are in the age of hookup culturewhere everybody just wants their
picks and then get the fuck outso i will say this i think we're
(01:42:19):
getting out of that spacebecause yes because okay tender
announced that they'restruggling a little bit Really?
They said that people are not,okay, the younger demographic,
they're not drinking as much andthey're not hooking up as much.
And this summer, next summer,they're going to be kind of
(01:42:40):
pushing more of a get togetherand go on dates.
Now is that more so the cultureis changing or is it due to
like, Probably.
Money.
I think it's a little bit ofboth, probably.
I don't know that.
I just know that they saidthat...
(01:43:01):
I'm going to say younger people.
Like, when I say younger,illegal enough to drink and
everything else.
Yeah, early 20s.
21, 22, 23.
They're not selling as muchalcohol anymore.
And they're just not drinkinglike they used to.
They said that...
Oh, my bad.
(01:43:22):
No, they said that mocktails arebecoming more popular these
days.
Yeah, I was getting ready tobring that up.
Like, out here in Seattle,there's a lot more N.A.
beers at the breweries and,like, craft N.A.
beers.
I am curious.
Which is probably happening inOhio, too.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know how much, but,like, yeah.
Like, almost every place you goin, there's at least one to two
(01:43:43):
non-alcoholic beverage options.
That's not soda.
Like, everyone has soda.
Right, right, right.
I mean, like, a beer-tasting...
equivalent, which at one point,there's a version of me that was
like, what's the fucking point?
But now as I get older, Iunderstand.
No lie.
(01:44:03):
Because beer doesn't taste bad.
Bad beer tastes bad.
But good beer tastes great.
It's probably the legalizationof marijuana.
I bet you that has something todo with it.
Because you can get the sameeffect off eating an edible.
With no terrible side effects ofpuking your guts out over a
(01:44:25):
toilet and waking up with asplitting egg.
Melina,
SPEAKER_00 (01:44:28):
I know you have
something to say.
As a parent to the youngergeneration, I've got a
21-year-old and I've got a23-year-old.
Oh, yeah, there you go.
They can't, I mean, she has,she's on a medication where she
can't drink.
UNKNOWN (01:44:46):
Okay.
SPEAKER_00 (01:44:47):
And a lot of these
kids in this generation, they
have a lot of anxiety and stuff.
SPEAKER_01 (01:44:52):
I was just about to
bring
SPEAKER_00 (01:44:54):
that up.
And they're trying to maneuverthrough mental health issues
because, I mean, it's a realthing.
SPEAKER_01 (01:45:00):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (01:45:02):
And these kids are
wanting a more natural way of to
navigate that than like saymedication or alcohol or
substances
SPEAKER_01 (01:45:14):
right because
SPEAKER_00 (01:45:15):
um i mean you know
what i mean by something right
not not pot right or cbd oil orsomething like that the harder
shit
SPEAKER_01 (01:45:24):
yeah yeah we got
SPEAKER_00 (01:45:25):
you yeah
SPEAKER_01 (01:45:26):
but but i did i did
want to bring that up because i
was like is it is it possiblebecause i was gonna i was gonna
talk about the anxiety and allthat kind of stuff again is it a
culture change or is it ageneration that's becoming more
aware I think it's that it's thelatter the mental health issues
all that kind of stuff and theyrealize mistakes of their
(01:45:48):
parents that have come up anddone the same thing they were
dealing with similar things butnobody ever put a label on it so
they didn't truly understandwhat was going on and how did we
solve that we bury it and thenwe drink to death you just drink
as many Weisers as you can thereyou go And then your problems
(01:46:11):
eventually go away.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Until I sober up and I'm like,fuck, I got to get drunk again.
So is it possible that, youknow, again, is it a culture
shift?
Is it a culture shift or is itmore just, or more so just
people being more aware?
And if, and if that is the case,right.
The world's just activelychanging again.
(01:46:32):
Yeah.
Music also has to evolve withthe times.
See, full circle.
Music's an organism.
Yeah, it's organic.
To be fair, we may start gettingour R&B songs in 10 years.
We might circle back.
I mean, it may come back.
Okay, I'm glad we're kind oftalking about this because it is
(01:46:52):
something that I feel like I'mgoing through as a creative
person.
as a painter, as an artist, likeI'm going through this
metamorphosis of a change oflike, I was doing fan art for
comic cons and not that I didn'thave fun, but it's like, there's
a very specific blueprint to dothat.
(01:47:14):
And, um, if I, if I really,really wanted to, I could do it.
And, um, like blow it out of thewater.
Like, but a part of me feltlike, and I guess I never
really, really knew how to, um,I guess categorize it until Jay,
(01:47:39):
you mentioned like some of theseartists will kind of exploit
something like hip hop to getthe recognition, the fanship and
the whatever.
Um, and then start doing whatthey want i feel like if i were
like i was going down that pathas a as like a fan artist in the
comic-con world yep like doingall doing this art that like i
(01:48:02):
really like yeah i like comicbooks but i don't really love
like just drawing every fuckingcomic under the sun yeah like
that's not what i want to do butwhen you attend a comic-con and
you walk through artist alleyevery single person who is
successful has every fuckingcharacter under the sun in their
style so they have a potentialproduct for anybody that walks
(01:48:25):
through the door it's just smartbusiness now call me dumb maybe
I'm an idiot maybe I'm Naruto ofmy own story but I don't want to
do that I don't want to exploita arena just so I can make some
money.
Like, yes, I want to make money,but I want to do this shit my
way.
And my way has more fuckingweeds in the path.
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There's more trees.
I have to cut these trees downand get through them.
I could walk along the, thepaving path that everyone else
is walking, but my dumb ass ischoosing this way.
And I feel like at the end ofthis journey, it will have been
worth it.
but yes.
Like when everyone else aroundme is doing digital and doing
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this and doing that, like Istill do digital.
Don't get me wrong.
Right.
But I think that we're coming toa point where, especially with
the growth of like AI, not justin art world, but like in music
world, like, I mean, how longhave you, have they been making
music with a version of AItechnology?
I mean, they have been for awhile.
It's getting better now than itwas before, but like, Pretty
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soon you'll be able to take asample of a sound and then run
it through a machine and it'sgoing to spit out a song and you
didn't do anything.
Yep.
almost just like ChatGPT does,where you give it a prompt and
it's going to formulate what youwant it to do.
Speaking of which, what's ournext show going to be about?
Okay, so I was going to saythat's a perfect segue, but
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we'll save that.
We'll save that for the end ofthe episode.
I know what road you're goingdown.
No, I know.
I'm not even going to talk.
I said that to say I feel likeI'm coming to a point where
doing more traditional media andmaybe like with R&B like doing
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more old school stuff is goingto have a resurgence I mean look
at things like records likevinyls died and resuscitated
yeah which is kind of like it'sinteresting it is interesting
because it's not a clearer soundbut it is a vibe and that's what
people just want a vibe
SPEAKER_00 (01:50:39):
but
SPEAKER_01 (01:50:39):
like realistically I
think CDs and probably CDs more
so than cassette tapes, but likeCDs take up less space.
Yep.
They sound better than vinyl.
They just don't look cool.
Cause they're not big, you know?
And I think that that's part ofit.
Like people are like, Oh, theartwork on the, you know, you
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got 12 by 12, like that shitlooks cool.
And you can hang it on the wall.
When you walk by and you see astack of vinyls, you just, You
get attracted to it.
Cause you're like, you want tostart thumbing through it.
Like wonder what you got overhere.
That's pretty cool.
That's pretty cool.
But I also think on the vinyls,because the print is on the
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side, the flat side, you have todo that.
Where if you're looking at astack of CDs, you can just walk
up and be like, Oh, okay, cool.
Whatever's whatever.
You have to actually interact tosee what's in it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I've, I've found a, this is atiny tangent.
I'm just going to say one thingand move on.
I've found, um, a love forcassette tapes.
(01:51:44):
I don't have a huge collection.
I probably have like, I, I, Iprobably have like, I have one
Jimi Hendrix box set.
So that's four cassettes.
And then I have two cassettetapes from like two of my
favorite artists.
Um, they still work.
yeah yeah i have a very shittyboombox that the speakers are
busted i want to get a tape decki want to get a tape deck that i
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can plug into a record playerthat i can plug into a whole
sound system there you go andhave like a proper music
situation the reason i isbecause i found my cassettes a
while back ago and i threw themaway since then but yeah i went
to play them and they were allwarped oh That's fair.
And that's why I said I thinkCDs would be better than
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cassettes.
Because I think the tapes canstretch and shit like that.
It might not sound as good.
I was like, is every tape likethis?
And I literally put every tapein and it was like...
I wonder if you can have themtightened up.
Well, it's too different becausethey're in the fucking landfill.
And it's not like cassette tapesare worth that much.
(01:52:49):
I was thumbing through at therecord store recently the like
collectible cassette tapes.
And like the most expensive oneI saw was like 20 bucks.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Whereas like an expensive vinylwould go for three or 400.
Exactly.
Right.
Exactly.
That's the difference.
But no, you're, you're right,Grizz.
It would be interesting to seethat make a resurgence.
(01:53:10):
Like every, I keep tellingpeople, everything is cyclic,
right?
Eventually everything is goingto be, be a trend.
Everything's going to make areturn and, and we'll have,
we'll have the Renaissance offucking, R&B groups.
Yeah.
Who the fuck knows?
Remember Uncle Sam?
Bro.
Yes.
(01:53:30):
Yes.
Like, literally, ever since, Ishit you not, ever since we
brought up this episode, like,me and Melina at the office,
that's all we've been playing.
That's all we've been fuckingplaying.
And here's the thing.
When you start playing theseolder R&B songs, R&B groups,
like, they are a fucking vibe.
(01:53:51):
They are.
Yeah.
Like, They hit different.
They hit different.
Like fucking Brian McKnight.
Oh, my God.
Oh, Brian McKnight was so good.
His Back at One album was one ofmy favorite albums.
Jesus Christ.
I played the shit out of thatalbum.
Six, eight, twelve.
Yes.
Oh, my God.
Six months, eight days, twelvehours since you went away.
(01:54:14):
All right, all right.
We got it, Yeti.
We got it.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
I'm just in my vibe.
No, I get it.
I get it.
No, it does, like, it grabs youand takes you over.
Like, that's why.
Oh, shit.
Immature, yeah.
All for one.
All for one.
Are we serious?
As Yet?
Bro.
Oh my god.
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As Yet was, again, one of myfavorite groups.
And again, that album...
I don't know the name of it offthe top of my head.
It was honestly, for me, theirfirst self-titled album, As Yet,
was just whoop! No skips ontheir first album.
At least for me.
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I don't know how everybody elsefeels about it.
Solid as fuck.
Solid as fuck.
Solid as fuck.
And R&B.
Don't forget En Vogue.
En Vogue.
Oh my God.
SWV.
X Game.
But then again, the thing is, islike, when do these, I mean, I
think that some of the songs,some of the sound starts to
drift into hip hop a little bit.
(01:55:17):
I mean, I mean, back then, Imean, how long, how long was
Immature around?
I feel like not that long.
They weren't around for longbecause they ended up breaking
up and then...
Right.
Didn't the main dude do soloshit?
I think so.
What was IMX?
Was that part of...
That was...
(01:55:39):
From Immature.
Is that a core memory?
Is that a core memory unlocked?
Core memory unlocked.
IMX.
God damn, I forgot.
Yes, it is.
I thought it was somebody from
SPEAKER_00 (01:55:53):
Immature.
It's Omarion.
Or no.
No, Marquise
SPEAKER_01 (01:55:59):
Houston.
Marquise Houston, yep.
Fun fact, I met him.
What the fuck was that?
That was a dog waving, doingthis.
Sounded like a round ofapplause.
It sounded like a round ofapplause after I said that.
But I did meet Marcus Houstononce, and it was pretty dope.
(01:56:19):
Yo, I fucking forgot about IMAX!You forgot about IMAX.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
So, like, I had no idea that NewEdition started in, like, the
70s.
SPEAKER_00 (01:56:34):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (01:56:35):
1978.
New Edition, Belbeth DeVoe.
Yeah.
But New Edition, I had no ideathat they were like 1978.
Because I want to say, I forgetwhich album it was.
I thought they were 80s.
I forget which album it was, butI think it came out in like the
90s.
And they all still sounded likethey're fucking like 12.
I was like, wait a minute.
(01:56:57):
Wait a minute.
They were back in the 70s?
That's crazy work.
But yeah, there's a lot of R&Bgroups out there for you to
listen to.
It is a rabbit hole to falldown, for those of you
listening.
If you are interested in reallygetting in touch with some feels
(01:57:19):
and really setting a mood, godown that rabbit hole.
Just give it a go.
Give it a try.
And I promise you, you won't bedisappointed.
What were you going to say,Melina?
I don't know.
God damn it.
And then some, some newerpeople, but they're still
considered older, but likeDonnell Jones.
Oh yeah, dude.
Donnell Jones was, he was dope.
(01:57:42):
He was dope.
He was dope.
God damn.
I mean, and hell you can evensay like Chris Brown has changed
with the times to ushers changewith the times.
Yes.
I mean, all these people, likethey all had a solid R and B.
albums in the beginning, andthey've slowly transitioned into
more of a hip-hop vibe.
(01:58:03):
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
So, anyway, I think we arerunning over a little bit right
now.
Oh, yeah, we did.
Yeah, we did.
This has been a crazy episode.
We'll wrap it up.
Don't get me wrong, it has beencrazy, because somehow, someway,
we've said OnlyFans at leastlike 15 times and I don't get
it.
It's a good topic.
(01:58:26):
It's been very weird.
But we had a very good talkabout R&B groups and what could
possibly be the reason orreasons as to why we don't have
them anymore.
Because I feel like that can bemissing in today's music
industry, right?
Again, that meaningful...
(01:58:48):
type of...
Here's the thing.
You listen to Boyz II Men.
If you listen to some of thosesongs like Down on Bended Knee,
Girl, I know I fucked up.
Here's the thing.
I'm never going to walk againbecause I'm going to be right
here on my knees begging you tocome back.
I'm not going to walk until youget the fuck back here.
(01:59:12):
You don't hear that shitanymore.
You don't get it.
You don't get that in R&B periodanymore.
Sorry.
That's what's wrong with theworld.
There's not enough peoplesinging and dancing in the rain.
You know what I'm saying?
You don't have that anymore.
If she ain't gonna come back,then I'm just gonna keep on
going.
That's why.
I mean, think about it.
(01:59:33):
I think the culture has shifted.
It's shifted.
It's shifted.
Everyone's just out thereworried about themselves.
Bingo.
Not caring about the otherpeople.
Right.
It became the hookup culture.
I don't need you around.
You had the whole...
Not to get on that whole topic,but women saying we don't need a
(01:59:58):
man.
Listen, I'm all for strong,independent women.
Do not get me wrong.
Don't get me wrong.
But could that also have beenpart of it, right?
Like, dude, like, like womensaying, no, I don't need you.
I don't need you.
Okay.
So now in R&B group, who thefuck am I singing to then?
If I don't, if I don't need me.
(02:00:19):
And a lot of people look down.
Me too, God damn it.
Pound me too.
And some of the stuff that like,I mean, okay.
So would you say that, Aromantic would listen to R&B.
You know what I'm saying?
(02:00:40):
Like a hopeless romantic?
Yeah.
Some could view that as beingstupid.
That's stupid.
Why are you doing that?
SPEAKER_00 (02:00:46):
You look like a
fool.
You could change the world rightnow.
SPEAKER_01 (02:00:51):
Right, but I'm
saying that's the mentality
right now.
That's my point.
Would you say, Grizz?
I said I think more of us couldstand to be foolish.
Yes.
Everyone's so worried about whatit's going to look like on
fucking online.
What are my boys going to thinkif they find out I listen to
(02:01:12):
this?
No, no, no.
You want to hear somethingcrazy?
When I worked at McDonald's,Long time ago, this is a
throwback story.
When I worked at McDonald's, Ibelieve it was Concourse C.
I don't remember her name, but Iwas playing one of my burn CDs
of the many illegal downloads.
I mean, legal downloads that Ihad from R&B groups.
(02:01:34):
And she was like, who's playingthis music?
Because she was like, y'allcould take some notes from him
because y'all ain't got tolisten to that hardcore shit all
the fucking time.
She was like, somebody in lovein this motherfucking house.
I was like, I'm not, but it'sme.
UNKNOWN (02:01:48):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (02:01:48):
That's funny.
And that's where I'm like,Chris, you're right.
More people could stand to bethat way.
It doesn't need to be like thatall the time.
You don't have to be embarrassedto be like sure yeah I'll stop
I'll stop down and listen tolisten to something that's you
know kind of lovey-dovey thatthat kind of brings out the
(02:02:11):
hopeless romantic in me that youknow what I mean so you just
made me strike a memory soprobably a couple years ago I
was delivering an amazing pulledup to some gas station had a
delivery and the truck I was inI was bumping jagged edge yes
some of the newer stuff like itAgain, it sounded a little
hip-hoppy, but whatever.
It was still the positive vibethat I was going for.
(02:02:33):
Yep.
Right?
I come out, and some dude wasjust out there bobbing his head.
He's like, yo, who is this?
And I was like, it's JaggedEdge.
And he's like, like, JaggedEdge, Jagged Edge?
And I was like, yeah, they stillcome out with stuff.
He's like, no shit.
And I was like, yeah, he's like,this is really dope.
I said, yo, they still make goodmusic, bro.
And he's like, all right, man,have a good one.
I was like, you too.
(02:02:53):
He probably went and Downloadedthat whole fucking album
Whatever it was I don't rememberany of that But you get the
point So I don't know I don'tknow.
Can we stand to have more R&Bthat's soulful?
Actually soulful?
Because right now, I want to saythe only person I know right now
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in R&B that actually has a soulis a ginger, and his name is Ed
fucking Sheeran.
My man.
I love me some Teddy.
Let's go.
Ed Sheeran, he is almostuntouchable.
Anything he touches is fuckingremarkable.
That cell phone song isphenomenal.
yes he's have you guys heard hislike music plan he has like an 8
(02:03:40):
I think an 8 album plan so he'sdone plus minus divide and
equals he's done 5 yeah I didn'tknow he did equals yet it might
be a 10 I think it's a 10 albumplan and then he wants to do I
forget the other ones I saw thisinterview Where he was talking
(02:04:05):
about that When he was youngerhe had this idea And I'm like
god damn this motherfucker'sdoing it He's already done like
half of it Yep he's almost thereHave you heard his Bali song?
Which one?
The Bali song Bali song?
Yeah like it has like a Like anIndian music vibe to it Oh no Is
(02:04:25):
it his new single?
It might Ah fuck I don't know.
Because he does have a newsingle out I haven't listened
to.
Well, we'll dive into some EdSheeran once we get off this
podcast.
Because I do want to wrap thisup because we are getting way
over time.
But to close the wholeconversation, R&B, just again,
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for those listening, don't beashamed of it.
Don't be ashamed of it.
to listen to something,especially stepping out of your
comfort zone.
Like Melina pointed out, whydoes everybody have to be put
into a box?
Why put yourself there, whereit's like, oh, all I listen to
is hardcore metal, or all Ilisten to is hip-hop, all I
(02:05:10):
listen to is country.
Step outside your comfort zonefor a little bit.
Pick somebody up like...
jacket edge or um imx 112 112was great 112 was so great right
(02:05:31):
as yet phenomenal i promise youpromise you jodeci yes you were
you get you get a little moreback in the day type stuff but
it still holds up to today itdoes like it it doesn't lose
anything on its journey to lbvoboys the men yes Yes, like we
could all, like Grizz said, wecould all stand to be a little
(02:05:55):
bit more, right, on the caring,heartfelt side.
So anyway, don't want to get toocrazy off the rails there, but
good talk, y'all.
That was solid.
about R&B.
Can't believe we had that muchto talk about with R&B.
We were ready.
Right.
I felt like we had to getsomething off our chest on that,
(02:06:18):
bro.
It hasn't been bothering us.
Hey, that was a bonding moment.
We just healed.
Bro, seriously.
I feel better.
It's like therapy.
Yes.
God damn.
We were ready for this fuckingepisode.
And that's crazy because I knowwe all said we were really
excited for it.
I was.
I was.
And I wasn't sad that I had todo my thing, but I was like,
(02:06:39):
fuck, I don't want to do mything and miss too much of the
show.
Right, I get it.
I was a little sad by that.
Well, luckily for you, we kindof just kind of fucked off for a
little bit.
And then you got here and hadall kinds of fucking...
technical issues.
I just need to get on at like630.
Yes, you do.
SPEAKER_00 (02:07:01):
Or
SPEAKER_01 (02:07:03):
scrub yours.
Cause what the fuck?
I don't even know how old thisis.
I don't know, but you know what?
We're going to work for thatYour New Year's present We're
going to get you a new laptopNew laptop So I do want to kind
of jump to this Because I'm sureWe're going to have a lot to
(02:07:24):
talk about And it kind of sucksthat Templeton Had his issues
But fun and games We haven'tdone this in like three shows
Because we've been holding offon this We're doing it So this
is what we wanted to talk about100 men versus one gorilla.
Jesus Christ.
(02:07:46):
Oh, that's too funny.
We had to jump on this train,right?
We had to talk about it.
Who?
Okay.
100 men versus one gorilla.
Only took one man and one shot.
So anyway.
Anyway.
Who wins?
100 men versus one gorilla.
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Anybody.
All right, listen, we got to setsome rules because Cincinnati
Zoo already showed you don'tneed 100 men.
They used a weapon.
They used a gun.
That's what I said.
I got to know the rules.
So again, from my understanding,100 men versus one gorilla, and
it is a fist fight.
(02:08:29):
No, it's unarmed.
It is a fist fight.
100 men versus one gorilla.
Who wins?
Listen.
It's a gorilla every time,right?
This isn't a real debate, right?
Because I've seen people talkabout this and they throw up the
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top five strongest men in theworld.
And I'm like, yeah, those guysare strong.
They can pick one singular thingup six inches.
Cool.
That's a gorilla across thefield.
Who could probably roll a carover?
Oh, Lord.
Molina.
I agree.
(02:09:11):
Gorilla all day?
SPEAKER_00 (02:09:13):
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
SPEAKER_01 (02:09:14):
Yeti?
I can't even look at you.
I've thought about this answer.
Oh, here we go.
You've had plenty of time.
Yeah, way longer than I shouldhave.
Okay.
(02:09:34):
So, this is what's going tohappen.
And I'm going to give it to thegorilla.
The gorilla's going to win,okay?
Because here's what's going tohappen.
You get 100 dudes, okay?
The gorilla's going to slap thefirst group of guys that go at
it.
The first wave, 100%.
Okay?
Just...
(02:09:54):
Decapitate.
Fucking rip off limbs.
Because gorillas are very, very,very fucking strong.
They are very strong.
So we'll say what?
He slaps 20 of them?
50 more are going to run theopposite way the moment them 20
get slapped.
So now you're down to fucking 30more guys.
He's already slapped 20.
(02:10:16):
He ain't getting the other 30.
I'm telling you right now, he'snot.
It's just not going to happen.
It would have to be acoordinated attack and every
person, it would be a straightdog pile and people would have
to withstand watching peopleseriously get hurt to maintain
the unified attack to keep thegorilla down.
(02:10:36):
That's the only way it works.
But it's not going to work.
You need 100 warriors.
Yes, of the mindset.
Yeah.
And you're just not going tofind that.
No, you're not.
Because I'm telling you, I'mtelling you, I will say, yeah,
I'll be one of them.
And I'm just an average guy,okay?
But the moment I see one of mywarrior friends get slapped, I'm
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going to be part of the 50running the other way.
That's fair.
That is fair.
Actually, I'm going to go to thegorilla side and just, it'll be
me and the gorilla versus 99men.
Friendly, friendly, friendly.
Right, right.
So who do I think would winbetween a hundred men versus one
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gorilla?
And here's, okay.
So here's, I'm going to be therealistic motherfucker.
I'm going to be the realisthere.
Gorillas are very much...
(02:11:41):
I mean, most animals, really,are very much like we are.
If, and I mean if, even if yousend...
So you have 100 people.
Even if you send 15 to 20 peopleto attack this gorilla as your
first wave...
The gorilla's first thought isnot going to be fight.
(02:12:01):
Because they will also have thefight or flight reaction.
They're either going to be like,I'm going to take you all on, or
I'm going to dip.
And if a gorilla sees 15 to 20people coming its way, it's
probably going to dip.
I'm willing to bet that gorillais going to take off running.
And that's where I think you'regoing to have your issue.
Do I get to choose the gorilla?
Well, they said it is asilverback gorilla.
(02:12:25):
Which is the peak of a gorilla.
What I mean by that is we have areal world example of what
happens when one person runs ata gorilla.
Yeah.
No, you're right.
Because here's the thing.
Gorillas attack each otherone-on-one.
all the time.
So if it's just one person,absolutely.
(02:12:46):
Gorilla's going to be like,bring the fuck on.
Come on, dog.
Let's go.
Let's go, bitch.
Me and you, between me and you,I win nine times out of ten.
And I say that only because youmight have a weapon that one
time.
R.I.P.
Arambe.
Yeah, right.
That boy was a warrior.
(02:13:06):
That's all I'm saying.
You know what I mean?
You send ten men to him, he'slike, where's the water at?
I'm going to drag you to it.
Bring it, bitch.
Bring it, bitch.
So I'm just like, again, therealist in me is going to be
like, I think that's where theproblem will ensue.
If you do it in waves, you'llsend, again, let's just say 15
to 20 people.
Gorilla's probably going to run.
(02:13:27):
And if those 15 to 20 peoplechase the gorilla down, you are
now separated from the rest ofyour group.
So I now have to entrust thatthose 15 to 20 people are going
to be able to get the job done,or I now have to send more
people as backup because...
Yes, the gorilla is going to bemuch stronger, but you also got
to account for endurance.
How long can that gorilla last?
(02:13:48):
Is it going to last through 15to 20 people before it is just
like, I'm done and we just takeover the fight?
I don't know.
Yeah, I'm going to say because Ifeel like it's going to it's not
going to be in an open field,right?
Like it's going to be in anarena, right?
If you back the gorilla into acorner, you chase it, right?
(02:14:10):
So say 20 men chase a gorilla.
They back into a corner.
Now you've done the mostdangerous thing you could have
done.
Back it into a corner.
You've put the most dangerousanimal on the planet, or one of
them, into a corner.
Correct.
He has nowhere to go.
Now he can only go forward.
He's going through you.
I do agree with you.
(02:14:30):
It does boil down to a matter ofendurance because if you just
send...
20 men five times and save yourlast, your strongest 20 for the
last, you might, you might, youmight squeak out.
You might squeak out a W.
So for me, I'm going to say it'sa very hard to tell, but I will,
I will call it a 50 50.
(02:14:52):
I'm going to call it a draw iswhat I'm going to, is what I'm
going to call it.
Because I think I, I honestlybelieve that it realistically, I
think, I think it's anybody'sgame at that point.
I'm going to call it a draw.
I'm gonna call it a wash and theother argument is let's say you
had I'm throwing this person outthere because like one of the
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biggest dudes I can think oflet's say you had like 100 Brock
Lesnar's like if you had likejust straight powerful dudes mmm
100 more Kennerys.
I mean, again, you can bestrong.
It really is.
It's going to come down toendurance.
You can be the strongestmotherfucker you want to be, but
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especially against thesilverback gorilla.
They do.
They do.
Especially against thesilverback gorilla.
You're just not.
If you can't last longer thanthe gorilla can, you're fucked.
I think your better bet would belike one that's more of a.
more of a more of a hybridsomeone that's like maybe tall
but lanky like like like cankind of like strict him up like
(02:15:56):
a fucking snake like get him inlike a choke hold because you're
not going toe-to-toe in a boxingmatch hell no you're you're
gonna have to like slip hisgarment and get up in there jaws
coming off did you know did youknow mike tyson actually tried
to get someone To fight agorilla?
To allow him to fight a gorilla.
Yeah, okay, good job.
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I feel like that text now.
Yeah, like, was he on coke atthat point?
He probably was.
Was that the 80s?
He probably was.
He probably was.
The crazy thing is, I'm notsaying he probably stood a
chance, but it would have beeninteresting to see.
I would have watched it.
Not going to lie.
You know what we could havedone?
Because he would have died.
(02:16:38):
He would have 100% died.
So what we could have done forthe safety of my, my friend,
Michael is the French strengthof a average gorilla.
Okay.
Which is recordable.
They just have a gorilla, likepunch something.
Now we know like the punchingforce.
And now we program that into arobot that just like throws a
(02:16:59):
jab.
Ooh.
If he could take that jab, youcan survive.
He can survive.
Can you survive this?
I don't, I don't know.
Let me, let me see.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Hold on.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to make fun ofyour friend, Michael.
A silverback gorilla's punch cangenerate a force between 1,300
(02:17:24):
and 2,700 PSI.
Yes, they are.
This is significantly strongerthan a human punch.
Yes.
Which typically generates around74 joules of force.
Gorillas are estimated to be 8to 10 times stronger than humans
in terms of lifting ability.
Mm-hmm.
and that's just that's just likea part of the the equation yeah
here you go some accountsuggests that a gorilla's punch
(02:17:48):
could shatter a human skull withone blow absolutely you're like
could you imagine the top downyeah bro like that's like this
this force this force is muchstronger than this force yes
dead dead hammer and how do theyoften strike downward down like
they're haymakers yeah you'reyou're you're these movements
(02:18:13):
yeah bro you're fine you're introuble you're in trouble yeah
chat how cooked are we howcooked are we chat so he's just
wading through the waters of menagain though again like i said I
think it's going to come down toendurance.
That gorilla is going to bestrong and it's going to take
out a lot of fucking people,which is why you got a hundred
(02:18:36):
of you motherfuckers to gothrough.
Some of you, what Lord Farquaadsay, some of you may die, but
that is a risk I'm willing totake.
I will be the last to go.
So anyway, um, those of youlistening, our favorite
listeners, um, Argue about it inthe chat.
(02:18:57):
Go ahead, in the comments.
Talk about it.
Whatever you want to do.
Just don't get too crazy.
It's literally just ahypothetical.
I don't really think we're goingto have 100 people versus one
gorilla.
Yeah, we don't need to get PETAinvolved.
Right, exactly.
Oh, PETA.
SPEAKER_00 (02:19:11):
Oh,
SPEAKER_01 (02:19:11):
PETA.
Would it be acceptable to go toprisons and ask for a sign-up
sheet?
100 guys to take on a gorilla?
Okay, anyway.
Listen, I will allow this.
If you win, you get pardoned.
You go free.
But it's only 10 minutes.
(02:19:33):
okay okay all right all rightthat's that's fair because let's
be honest we don't want them outright right yeah yeah if you
beat the odds oh bro you knowhow yeah those are bragging
rights and i hope you reallychange your life around because
(02:19:53):
you have an immediate contractfor UFC.
Right, because here's my thing.
100%.
I am now frightened because youbeat a gorilla.
Please change your life around.
I don't want to have to dealwith you.
Please change your life.
Okay, so I've got a question.
For the sake of entertainmentpurposes, if they were like,
okay, you get to fight agorilla, and if you win, you'd
(02:20:17):
be set free.
Would that be acceptable?
Legitimately.
Well, it would be Rome.
Yeah.
oh yeah yeah basically oh no youknow what bad idea bad idea bad
idea erase erase erase backpedalbackpedal backpedal okay so
(02:20:38):
let's wrap this up because weare way over time um who wants a
fun fact who wants a fun factlet's hear it okay uh starfish
don't actually have a body whatWhat?
They're all exoskeleton, aren'tthey?
Starfish don't actually have afucking body.
So guess what?
(02:20:58):
What have they got?
The new research from StanfordUniversity sheds a light on the
animal's interesting body.
Starfish have always been atopic of intrigue, whether
that's due to their ability toregrow limbs or simply the
question of where their bodyends.
And their head begins.
Well, scientists might finallyhave the answer to the latter.
(02:21:18):
Researchers from StanfordUniversity, with help from the
University of Southampton,researchers are suggesting that
the entire body of a starfish,as well as other echinoderms, is
more like a head than a body.
Groups of animals that includestarfish, sea urchins, and sand
dollars.
(02:21:38):
Echinoderms are a group ofanimals that have a unique
five-fold symmetric body plan.
That means a body that isarranged in five equal sections.
How the different body parts ofthe echinoderms relate to those
we see in other animal groupshas been a mystery to scientists
for as long as we've beenstudying them, says Dr.
Jeff Thompson, a co-author onthe study from the University of
(02:22:01):
Southampton.
In their bilateral relatives,the body is divided into a head,
trunk, and tail.
But just looking at a starfish,it's impossible to see how these
sections relate to the bodies ofbilateral animals.
Bilateral animals includinghumans and most of the animal
kingdom have two sides.
The left and right side mirroreach other, but are unique to
each other.
For the study, four scientistsfrom Stanford University
(02:22:23):
compared the molecular markersof a starfish to similar marine
creatures.
By comparing their development,the team could begin to
understand how starfish evolveda unique body style.
Using a variety of high-techmolecular and genomic
techniques, the team at Stanfordwere able to understand where
different genes were expressedduring the development of
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starfish, resulting in their endshape and structure.
So, bottom line, Starfish is allhead and no body.
I have a chocolate Starfish.
Oh boy.
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I just don't get it.
I took a nap while you werereading all that and all I
thought about was chocolatestarfishes.
I'm glad you did.
But there you go.
Starfish have literally fivesections to their whole body,
(02:23:28):
but it's more head than body.
Who doesn't love head?
All head?
Hell yeah.
All a starfish ahead of itstime.
All head?
It's ahead of its time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Good one.
Good one.
Hang on.
Wait.
Wait, Yeti.
You gotta do it right for thejoke.
(02:23:50):
Anyway.
Bro, he's so proud of that.
It's called a t-shirt.
And he's cracking himself upright now.
It's so
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funny.
He's
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ahead of his time.
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