November 29, 2023 • 55 mins
The squad welcomes their first guest, comedian Vanessa Graddick! Vanessa was born in MN, grew up a die-hard Vikings fan, and will bring her purple Skol fandom to the FIS squad. The girls talk all things week 11 and share predictions for the NFC showdown coming up, 49ers vs Eagles!
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Let's talk football. Week 12 is in the books and
today is a special day. We have our first in season
guest, Vanessa. We are so excited to have you.
I am excited to be here and you are our first in season, so that
is that's a little special. You get to own.
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That, but I get free stuff. Yes, we got you some new stuff,
OK. Cool, cool, cool.
By the way, how did you like your michelada?
It's gone. It's gone there, you.
Go. I couldn't even bring it on
camera. It's it's in the trash now
because this. So this is going to be a
different type of pocket. It is.
It is. And loosey goosey.
Well, first of all, you look fire.
Thank you. And make sure can we just show
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the show? Can we get to the nails?
Also, it is clear for those of you who can't, for those of you
who can't see, Vanessa is repping the Minnesota.
Vikings and she looks fire. Skull head to toe, suffering
yesterday, well before we get into Week 12.
And thank you for sitting with us and getting ready to talk
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some of course. But we gotta, we gotta just
first tell. Tell us a little bit about,
like, how you became a football fan and specifically for
Minnesota. OK, so I'm born and raised in
Minnesota. So that that makes it easy.
I think my dad really wanted a boy, so that's what.
I say. So, like, I've always been an
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athlete. I've always been an athlete.
He would wake me up and wanted to watch football.
He actually passed away in 2018 and it's, I mean DDC, dead Dad
Club. What are you going to do?
You know, like what are you going to?
Yeah, just welcome to the club. Never quite heard it like that,
but right off the bat. Yeah, this.
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Is the DDC. But his funeral actually was the
the Vikings played that day and the pastor.
He kept talking, and he was it was the longest.
I was like, hey, hey, hey. The game's at 2:00.
Let's get going. We literally ended the funeral.
He was like, Vanessa's gonna start yelling at me so and then
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got home to watch the game. Like, I wasn't playing, but I
get the colors were purple we were at and then we ended up
winning that game. Yes, See, I love that.
I love that story. And as you know, my dad passed
in 2014 and I told everyone theycould wear black or they could
wear red and gold. Yeah, you know what I mean?
And it was the same thing. Like we, we and the fandom lives
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through us now, right? So let me ask you, do you feel
like now that you watch the games, do you have like these
moments or is it kind of like, Idon't know, how is it for you?
I don't know if it's necessarilyduring games like you never.
I'm emotionally stunted, which is why I'm a comedian in the 1st
place, so there's never like there's not one thing.
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It could be a commercial. Where like there's a dad doing
something. I'm like, Oh my God, it just
doesn't. There's no rhyme or reason to do
it. So right.
Well, I'm so glad that you're here and we get to talk Vikings
and girl. I don't know how happy I am to
talk about the Vikings. I was going to say the. 2nd But
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I wish it was under different, different circumstances.
I wish maybe Kirk Cousins was still here.
I mean, she said. Don't.
Take it that far. We have the the Dobster knot in
the house and I think. It is time to abort mission,
would you say do you agree or doyou not agree that this space
the space mission you can clearly tell you have some help
over here because your. Alliance your alliance here.
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My problem with Dobbs is he's sonew to the system and it's like
he's at what, three, 3, 1/2 games now and it takes time.
He literally his first game in, he had got there that week.
He wasn't even there for five days, so we can't expect him to
jail. Whereas Cousins, I know
everybody. He loves him.
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The documentary. Great, great, great.
For me, he was always inconsistent at best.
So it's fair. It's a fair criticism.
So for him for Dobbs to only have three games and we're
already ready to abort. But we gave Cousins seasons of
inconsistency. That's true.
And everybody's like, no Cousins, Cousins, Cousins.
And I'm just. I'm not here for it.
Give him a chance to figure it out.
Faith, faith in the system. Keep him in there, dude.
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He worked for NASA. Like, give him a minute.
No, Do not have faith in your system, Kevin O'Connell.
Needs to be fired. He has ruined your offense, you
guys. First off, the only good thing
about Dobbs, no offense is his mobility.
And they're not letting him do anything.
They're not letting him be mobile.
Your offense is boring. These games are you, and you're
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not losing these games because your defense.
Cause yesterday our defense was fire.
Oh yeah, our defense was fire defense.
Is still meant for a Kirk Cousins, not a Dobbs.
The problem starts with Kevin O'Connell.
I don't agree. I think you the the problem is
that the the quarterback situation you've went through
three quarterbacks in a week in a week like you went through
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Kirk then you had what's his name.
Jalen not What's that Hall? Was it Hall?
No, I can't even remember. Well, you know why it is.
Jalen we can't because he was there for like 30 seconds.
Yes, right. And then he was hurt and then we
got the Dobbs or not. Yes.
And the poor guy doesn't even know anybodies name in the
huddle. No, you know what I mean.
Are being called, so I feel like.
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So you can't trust the person with no eyebrows.
That's you. Never if we didn't tell you.
Vanessa is a fire comedian, clearly, and I love that you
bring it to football. Because.
Right. You have to.
You have. To I'm a Vikings fan.
If I don't laugh, I will cry. Well, let.
Every day let's talk about the Monday night game since since
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we're here and then and then we'll we'll talk about the the
rest of the week. But I know that we had texted
and you're like I I might not, you know, see the fourth quarter
'cause I forgot I had. AI had a show last night and I
laughed, 'cause I almost texted you and I talking about Sanaz.
I was like, I was like, oh, I'm going to be nice.
But I was going to say, girl, I'm sure you're going to be OK
because I'm sure you're going tobe OK because that fourth
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quarter is going to look exactlylike the first quarter.
And was I close to being right or what?
Like. Yes, why wasn't a hot potato?
Why wasn't a hot potato game in the last seconds?
Of Lateral Pass is making a comeback.
That's why. My God, come back.
There were like 8 touches and I most of them illegal, but it
doesn't matter what were we watching?
I don't know. And I was so mad because
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Chicago. Basically was saying, you know
what, we don't even want this game here.
We had what, 6-7 penalties in the first like 3 minutes or
whatever And big penalties. They were like here take the
game in Minnesota was like, Nah,we're still full from Turkey
Day. We don't want it.
We don't need it. I mean.
Justin Fields was 27 for 37. There was 2 fumbles in the 4th
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and if it wasn't for that huge throw on 1/3 and 10, yes, to get
into the field goal range to winthe game like it was not a great
game. It wasn't.
It was a. Our defense was doing, I can't
be. 8. Quarters of football has only
allowed one touchdown. Yes, it is a great defensive
team by the defense. And they just slow.
Not aggressive, no. And they boring.
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Boring need more direction. It'll be boring if it means that
we're putting up numbers, but we're not putting up numbers.
I have no problem with the boring fundamental AS team if
they are producing and we are not producing.
And to add to not the best Monday night game, I did not
hear 1 Prince song so now is. Really.
This That's the personal attack.No personal attack?
No, I'm serious When I. I'm sure was playing in U.S.
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Bank Stadium, but it's probably I did not hear a Prince song and
I always get excited when there's a game in Minnesota.
I'm like, I'm gonna hear my man today.
And she texted me and was like, I'm only excited because they're
gonna play Prince. It was like, I hate yeah.
And I didn't hear. So now and let's just give you
guys some Dobbs or not stats. And we, in case you're new to
new to the show or not, don't know about Dobbs.
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He is basically an engineer, right.
Wants to work for NASA. Was it intern for NASA?
Yeah, he's like a smart dude andwants to go to the moon.
But first he needs to get some touchdowns.
The stats are for last night, 22out of 32185 yards, 1 touchdown
and the worst part 4 count them 1234 interceptions.
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That hurts my feelings. It hurt.
That hurt my feelings. It hurt.
So it hurt watching it like I left home, got to my show an
hour early, 'cause I could watchat the bar and was embarrassed
in front of the people. Big mistake.
You see Justin Jefferson literally sleeping.
They like, would they would zoomin on Justin Jefferson.
He was like literally has his eyes closed, his face covered.
He's like, I don't want to be here either.
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It's. Sad.
It was sad. He's basically.
Come back next week. I've heard you heard he's.
Dude, maybe he'll sleep instead.We'll see.
It was funny, I think. I think.
I think she likes Justin becauseI had forwarded the stories, a
story about Justin and she reposted, I heard.
Yeah, she was like, don't you. Don't you talk about my Justin
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Jefferson? 'Cause you talk about them being
one and five with him, they've been winning without him.
That was two games. I know, I know.
They won two games. Crazy football fans are petty.
Petty AF and I was like. You're not going to talk about
JJ like this, man. Do you like his gritty I or you
kind of over it? Now he's. 12 He's 12.
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I the children I'm I'm at coach's age now so I hate to
probably be a good coach becausehe's going to ride it out you'd.
You'd, you'd walk him in place, but then you bring some
laughter. Yeah, a little bit.
Tear him down again. Yes.
Yeah. Well, keep him humble.
Yeah, of course. Let's move on from your purple
Minnesota Vikings and let's takeit back.
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It seems like a month ago, but let's talk about Thanksgiving.
Oh my. God, girl.
I mean, first of all, I think most people were excited for
football on Thanksgiving. Like you had the Detroit Packer
game. You had the Dallas Commanders.
Like these are like, you know, really rivalry games and, like,
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on thing. And then of course you have my
boys, the Niners and the Seahawks.
But let's talk about Green Bay over freaking the Lions like
that. I know.
And again, so she so Melissa likes, like, every team I do.
I do. I do, no.
But she She likes her little Minnesota.
And she likes her little Detroitand.
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She's throw little in front of Minnesota again.
We gonna have a crowd. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
And she likes it right, right, right.
And she likes, but she's a die hard Niner fan.
So I'm married. To a Niner fan.
So when you marry into a family,I feel like it's it.
It was. Part of the marriage contracts.
I get that. So it was, yeah.
So I inherited the Niners and I love them and my son is a Niner
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fan. But yeah, so I still kind of
spread the level. Okay.
Yeah. Yeah, so.
I mean, since you're the DetroitLion, first of all, wait before
we can get there, Can we talk about Jack Harlow for just a
second? Let's.
Go there, Let's go. What?
Yes, ma'am. Who did the set for?
Jack Harlow? Why was he in a igloo?
Somebody explain this to me. I don't know.
Did you see this? Listen, I love Jack.
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We're gonna talk about our favorite memes later, but I'm
saying we were expecting Creed. OK, and I don't even like Creed
or Scott Sapp, whatever his nameis, but when you get Jack Harlow
coming out of a paper igloo thatlike looks like he amazoned it
the day before. What happened?
I don't know. Like some kids put it together.
I don't. I don't understand.
So embarrassing. I was so excited.
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And the audio? What?
How was that audio? Was there no?
Was there no practice? Was he his brother, like in the
back, in a blue? Like what is that?
How'd? They do them like that.
And here's the worst part, that song loving on me, Fire.
I was playing it and I was like this, this is these lyrics.
Hold on for a minute. I was like the lyrics.
Football, sexy. It could be some interesting
comments on my page. That's fuck it, We're going to
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do it anyway. You're loving on me, you know,
You know the lyrics. You know, it's, you know,
adultish. Yeah, Adulting.
And I was so excited that that that song had just come out.
And then you come out of a paperigloo.
What happened? I don't know.
OK. I'm sorry.
We'll talk about the game. Don't.
Have a Diana Mendoza. Oh my God.
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But let's talk about the game. Jordan Love pulled out.
The WI mean he had 22 for 32268 yards, 3 touchdowns and his
birthday is when. Oh, that's right.
You're Scorpio twins November 2nd.
Like Monica Madrid and Jimmy G the three of us, the three of us
were born in November 2nd. So Scorpios, I mean, the
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Scorpios. Taken over, taken over.
So what happened to Dan Campbelland your boys?
I'm so sad, OK? I did say in all fairness last
week that we were going to expect to see some losses
because they are an inexperienced team.
This is their first time, like ever getting this far in like
what, 20 something years like it?
We know it's gonna be messy and they're not experienced or not
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the Niners or the Eagles or not coming in with like, you know,
practice and perfection on theiron their back.
They're coming in with just like, you know.
The little they're just the brand new.
It's like you're rooting for them because they're like their
first time with the rodeo, you know?
But it we, we saw that. We saw that on Thanksgiving.
We saw the like, so you saw the inexperience.
Inexperience really came throughI think, and I think it was
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whenever there was pressure put on golf, we just that wasn't
good. 3 fumbles. It was 3 fumbles.
Like a gingerbread man he did. There's just a Christmas
question. He crumbled OK.
The last time the Lions were this good, Kennedy was in
office, just to give you guys some perspective.
Hilarious. That's sad.
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That's sad. Happened that game I was
watching with the Green Bay fan and I was like getting all
cocky. I'm like, this girl's going to
be so pissed off in 20 minutes and she was just glowing.
Oh my God, I was. Just there like.
What the is happy but? There is no point in my life
where I ever want Green Bay to win a game.
I was so mad. I was so mad and I should have
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wanted them to win because that helps us in the NFC North.
But I don't care. My hate for Green Bay runs deep.
Love the petty and thick and I was so mad.
Like now Jordan Love can play football.
What? Where has he been?
What? What?
Like you choose to wake up on Thanksgiving.
Thank you and then and the Detroit Like that's the thing
that I love about football. It really is any given
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Thanksgiving. Like, you know what I mean?
Like. Anything.
Yeah, you are so excited to playon a national stage 'cause like
you on Sundays. It's great, but you've got all
these other games going on and you may or may be the top three
topics, or you're not. But on Thanksgiving?
All eyes on you. All eyes on you.
Tupac, right? Like all eyes are on you.
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And for Jordan, love, out of nowhere could come and put up
those numbers I I I was just like, Oh my goodness, what is
happening, right? Now I think Detroit slept on
them. I don't think they were
prepared. I don't think we knew that they
were coming in haunt like that. I mean, the coaching from the
floor was so good too. It was it.
Was thought it was going to be an easy win and they went in
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cocky. They did.
And effed it off. Yep.
Yeah. I don't know if I'm supposed to
cuss or not. Yeah, well, we, we, we, we, we,
yeah, go for it. It's fine.
We have a little bleep button. I've I've had to been bleeped a
couple times, believe me or not.Speaking.
Try to be a professional. OK, well, Speaking of Bleep, how
about those bleeping Cowboys forthe second Thanksgiving game
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versus? I still have a hard time saying
it, but the commanders, someone need please change the name.
They're. Going to something.
Well, I heard that, but I want to what?
Yeah, it. Just keeps getting worse.
Just football. Team.
Football team There is a petition being passed around
Washington to get it back. To get it back to Redskins, and
the petition is led by Native American.
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Yeah. Who's saying, like, why are you
trying to erase our heritage? Yeah, I agree.
Yeah, it's not like it's a negative thing.
I would love the like, NFL, Iranians running around or the
Persians or whatever you want tocall us like.
You're like, sure make a mascot.I love that.
We'll we'll see what happens, 'cause I go back and forth, it's
like if they caught it, the Detroit black faces, then how do
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I like the Redskins? Is not it's it is a derogatory
term. It's not a tribe like Florida
State doesn't have to change anything, 'cause they're the
Seminoles, 'cause it's the name of an actual tribe.
So if they want to go to an actual tribe.
I don't listen. I don't care.
I just don't want to call him the commanders anymore.
Right. It's like inclusive.
Indigenous the Washington, Indigenous people of the.
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World. I'm like watching the football
team. Yeah, just Washington football.
Yeah. I think it's going to be, I
don't know, Magic, Jans, magic. Doesn't he own part of the the
the commanders like somebody hadto figure it out.
Yeah, he has, like. A Yeah, he did.
He did have the ownership, yeah.So, but either way, they're
still the commanders and they still lost.
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And they still lost. So here we are.
And should we talk about Dolly Parton before we go too far?
Hatched. Oh, yes, yes.
Please can I please have the number to all of her doctors?
Spanx, right? I wear Spanx daily and I never
look like Dolly Parton. OK Oh my Mama.
I got all Spanx right now, whichis why I'm folded up like a
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pretzel because I don't have dollies.
Abdomen girl Dolly Parton lookedfired.
Oh my God at 82. The Little Star 83 How Old?
Is she Dolly Parton? Is 117.
She was grown when I was little.She was grown when we were
little girl, I'm she's in her 80s.
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You got, I'll bet you starving. But is that her Hollywood age or
her real age? There you go.
So, OK, so we did answer her. She's under 80.
Doesn't matter. She looked fire.
That star in her belly button, though.
Listen, OK, Jolene. Jolene.
Jolene what? But here's the thing.
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She's a national treasure and and coming, you know, I lived in
Nashville for four years so and I have a lot of songwriter
friends and so I I get a lot of tea right behind the scenes.
And I will tell you that every single person that I come across
has said that she is an amazing person behind the camera, on the
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camera. She is that person.
And I love that. And it just makes me so happy
for her. And it was just such a a moment.
My whole family finally ran in. So I had six TV's going on,
whatever, because I'm locked in.You can't be walking in front of
the TV with your little, you know, enchiladas and Turkey.
I'm trying to watch the game. Seriously, Everybody knows, you
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know what I mean? Like, so I was outside dialed in
and all of a sudden I heard Jolene, Jolene and the whole
family came out and it was just like a cool moment.
And I think I'm sure that a lot of other families were were the
same. But.
Treasure she is. She's the original writer for I
Will Always Love You. Yep.
People don't know that. Yeah.
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And Elvis wanted to buy it off her.
And she said no thank you, no thank you.
And then she let Whitney have nothank you, we.
Just need to put her in bubble wrap and keep her safe tucked
away. Right.
Well, I'm just so happy. Whoever thought of that genius?
Yeah, but what's not genius is the Commanders.
Mrs. Mrs. I love Ron Rivera. She's.
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Never letting you go. I'll never let that down.
I was like, he is not not a goodcoach.
I love that he's Mexican, shout out to my Mexican people, but
he's not a good coach and he hasto go.
He has to be fired. He's got to be the next one to
go. Besides, we'll get to your
Chargers, but. The coin.
The coin. I know, I know.
But I'm just saying he's just, it's not good in Washington.
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It's not great. It's not.
But more than that, let's talk about the Dallas Cowboys.
Because as you guys know, the NFC is heating up.
It is heating up, right? Girl, it is heating up.
NFC North, NFC West. So fun.
By the way, congratulations to Dak Prescott.
Oh, that. Must have been hard for you to
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say. Going to be a baby daddy.
Well, he oh, I mean no. Not football related, not
football related. Girl, let's get it straight, I.
Was like, yeah, yeah, no. She's hard throwing out these
congratulations. I was like, congratulations to
Dak becoming a dad. Not yet.
Congratulations to. His baby Mama.
There you go. Because they don't get that
check forever. Congratulations, girl.
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Good job, girl. Good job, girl.
Sarah, 18 years. Sarah And it's funny because I
think she's Latin and so someoneput a put a meme up and said
he's been doing so good because,you know, because of her,
because he got himself a Latina or something like that.
I'm like, I don't know that, hey, I don't pay attention, but
what I do pay attention to is that Dallas, all these Dallas
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Cowboy fans are coming out of, you know, I love them on my
page. As you guys know, we welcome
everybody's found them, everybody's team but the the,
the the Cowboy fans, you all do get quiet from time to time and
right now they are not quiet. They are all excited and they
are all pro DAC again. Again because they go.
Back and forth, they go back andforth, right?
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Fair weather fan. Anyways, so they're on the DAC
train right now, and they're on the Cowboy train right now
because, you know, they are 8 and three.
They. Are they are So I don't know
what you guys think but I will say this and you guys are
probably you know some of the other you know fans are are like
yeah you guys are eight and three but who have you beat.
Well let me tell you. Let me tell you who they beat
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and and and you tell me if you're on the Dak train right
now, you beat the New York Giants twice.
You beat The Jets with, you know, Dak Wilson and friends,
and you beat the Patriots with Mac Jones, and you beat the
Chargers, and you beat the Rams,Panthers and the Commanders.
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So you're 8:00 and 3:00. They've had the easiest
schedule. Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
But let me tell you who they lost to, OK?
I'm just spitting facts, by the way.
Don't be hating on me. I'm just spitting facts.
All right? Dallas lost two the Eagles, the
Niners and the Cardinals. I remember that one right?
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They can't play on that turf. So I'm just saying, I think it's
going to be interesting to see what happens when they play
another team who's actually right, who's actually doing
stuff. A winning team?
Yeah. Any thoughts?
Oh Bland though we should give ashout out to Bland.
He was the first. He broke the record with five
pick sixes in a row. I did not know that.
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Yeah, see, I did bring a nugget.Yay, yay, nugget.
And if he gets another one, he'sjust gonna keep adding on to
this record. Literally.
That's amazing. If you write 5 picks, six in a
row, that's a weapon. That's amazing.
Yeah. Then the last game on
Thanksgiving. Oh, tell us.
Tell us about it. Hey, look at her.
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Look at. Her.
Hey, do you hate the Niners? I did not.
Oh good. I did not hate the Niners.
I knew I liked you. I.
Did not hate them. Do you have a?
How do you feel about Seattle? I am indifferent to Seattle, if
I'm being quite honest. That's fair.
Like every once, every three seasons I'm like, oh, they're
exciting. And then I'm like, I don't care
again. Right, right, right.
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That's true, though. I think that's how a lot of
people kind of feel. They don't, really.
But do you like the fluorescent green?
I love it. Do you love it?
Love it if you ever come in herewith fluorescent green though.
I love it. I.
Love the Do you, them and the Panthers have the best jerseys?
I do Panthers. Oh, Panthers black.
It's such a vibe. That fluorescent green though,
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that highlighter. Green.
That highlighter green is aggressive.
It's aggressive. It's fine.
Like I was really this week, I was feeling the Texans.
The all red with the red helmet.The throwback fire.
Yep. But agree.
If it was God, agree, Agree. Back to the game.
My bad. Hey, that's OK.
No. So listen, the Niners won.
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What else can I tell you? I could tell you a lot,
actually. We we did the revenge game
because the Thanksgiving in 2014, we lost.
And I will have it seared in my brain forever.
Richard Sherman taking a bite ofthat Turkey leg.
Like like like if like if it wasa niner leg.
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To to Jerkin. Turduckin.
Turduckin Yes. Well, yeah, whatever that was.
And it just it was bad. Like Dak, he also did that.
Yeah, sideline. But like as a Niner fan, you
just he did it. A little bit.
Richard was such a like wanted, oh, aggressive.
You wanted to knock him out and then he ended up playing.
It was just a nightmare, but whatever.
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But CMC did his thing, man. 2D2 touchdowns, 114 yards.
By the way, did you guys see? I did not know this.
I posted. I reposted the video that his
girlfriend Fiance posted. The model?
Olivia. What's her name?
Culpo OK, She posted this of of CMC without a shirt, showing all
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his bruises and all the blood. Do you see that?
OK, I posted that on our page. I forgot that it goes to
Facebook, our football sexy Facebook page, because I'm not.
I'll be honest, I'm not on therea lot.
I'm more on Instagram, right? I looked at it yesterday, just I
check on. I was like, what just happened?
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We got over 1000 followers from just that post and the views
were over 1,000,000. I mean his shirt.
Was off. His shirt was off.
That is So what do you want me to say?
I'm just saying. Cuz I didn't even know what the
video was about. And so and then when I turned
they were like, and there's blood on the sheets.
I was like, what am I watching? What the horror film is this
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right? Had no idea.
I just saw his shirt off and I was like, this.
Seems this seems nice, but then you hear the commentary.
I was like, what the fuck? All right, well, you know me.
I was looking and tell me I'm not the only one.
I'm looking at the bathroom. I'm looking by this.
Yeah, I'm seeing if the mirrors clean, I'm looking for the socks
on the floor. Like, if you're gonna show me
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around the house, I'm gonna be, I'm that background.
I will, I will. Totally look at your background.
I'm such that person like a dudeif a dude who sends me a
picture. So who took the picture though,
right? Oh, and then.
Zoom. In how you get this angle?
What? This right here, Why don't you
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have a cap on your toothpaste? Oh, huh.
I noticed that you sent it at 5:45 when the sun was
approximately at 10°, but this looks like it's dark outside.
You take this picture. You know the trek.
When someone sends you a photo on I on iPhones, you save the
photo and then when you save thephoto, go into your saved
photos. It'll tell you exactly what time
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that photo was taken and on whatday.
That scares me that she knows that.
She's a detector that all caughtthat scares me that.
She feels so bad for men. I'm sorry.
Because she she just did that. Inspector Gadget over here, and
I'm sure that's a story we're not going to get into.
Not, not this time. Football sexy after.
Dark after dark to be continued after dark What?
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Are some things to talk about. Well, listen, so.
I love us so much, girl. I'm telling you, you have no
idea. We won't spend much time.
But, my Lord, there was a first ever, and it was called the
Black Friday game, and it might as well have been called the
worst game ever. Oh, come on.
It was horrible. Are you serious?
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It was horrible. It was Miami versus The Jets.
You tell me one good thing aboutthat game.
I'll tell you what. Other than Mike McDaniels tennis
shoes, I love it. Yeah, that field.
Has claimed so many calves. Yes, it needs to go do something
about work. No, it's going to be gone next.
Year. Everybody's just ripping calves
and like keys on your. Fields.
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What's going on here, brother like?
That's the problem. Who's doing the maintenance?
I. Don't know, I wrote on our
story. The only way they can win a game
and. She said they did it on purpose.
There's some purpose That's smart.
See how you are. Listen, hey.
She said. Put some potholes in there too,
like. Put a couple divots in here.
If you have some broken glass, let's put that right on the goal
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line and see what happens. Booby trapped.
It's like the Home Alone house at.
The. Stadium like we got to try
something because fundamental football is not working for us.
So don't get outside the nails. This is field gate right here.
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This is by the way we talked about The Jets head coach Robert
Sala, who used to be our defensive coach, the Niner.
Because. They have some opinions.
I'm good. She has a big.
I'm also well, we talked about him being one of the hottest
looking coaches and we talked about his beard last week
because it was like flawless, almost painted on.
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Well guess what? He must have heard all the noise
because I didn't know more than us.
We're talking about it. He shaved it.
If you look on the game against Miami, he got got rid of his
beard. I.
Bought just for men, I think. Well, that's the.
Thing I bought just for men, I think.
I think people were like, we must not have been the only ones
talking about it just for men, because it's gone now.
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OK, it's gone. It's just for nobody.
Your boy, Mike, when The Jets fans were teasing him, Love him
and. They're like saying, oh, are you
cold? Are you cold?
Yeah, He turned around. He said I am cold and I'm
winning. Yep, and I'm winning.
I love petty. I love petty.
I love Petty Girl by the way. I love you guys.
Know I love my again, another Niner, by the way, I get all
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irritated because we get all these great coaches and then
they literally are gone the nextyear.
Because I get it. They get, they get a chance,
they graduate. But I if it was me, I Nope, You
got to stay here forever. What?
Hey, it's like the mafia. Once you're a Niner, that's it.
We're closing the door. And as we whack you ourselves,
you stay. You know what I mean?
Anyway, so Mike McDaniels, he's a sneaker head.
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And so, by the way, did we show her sneakers yet?
Fired. Love it.
OK. I'm a sneaker head And so he had
on these fire Nikes. I'm like I I whoever.
Gets his swag in general right. He's got yeah.
We just can't. We just, dude.
Sadly, I was like, I would wear that.
Did you? I don't know.
If you guys saw his outfit, I would wear his little outfit.
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Shopping his closet, she said. I sure will.
Yeah, I do look at the sidelinesa lot of times and be like, let
me see where we can find, because I think we're trying to
find Tomlin hat on an amazing sweatshirt on the on Steelers.
Really. It was like just in the middle.
And they have, because my dude'sa Raiders fan and they have one
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that doesn't say Las Vegas. That's the same as the Nike
without the Las Vegas, but so definitely look on the side to
see what's going on. Let me see what I need to be
looking for. Oh, OK, well, we got to get you
some swag after the show, but let's see what else has happened
in the you said Raiders. We should talk about your Your
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man's a Raider fan and how did he feel about the loss to the
Chiefs? It was a it was a sad day.
They came out, but if you saw they came out like with that
fight in them, the Raiders in the first quarter, I was like,
OK, let's go, yeah, let's go. Then they was like, no, we're
done. OK, I'm tired.
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OK, we forgot that was my homes over there, OK?
I was born for the Raiders too. I.
Really was. I thought it was.
One and done. We got to be oh, OK 4/4 pretty
sure that they had zero rush oh in the first half.
It's quite possible. Like it was for the Chiefs.
It was like, what is going on? It was weird.
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It was. And that's the thing The Chiefs,
they they they're pulling out the wins.
But they're like. They look tired.
They just like that offense is not firing.
It's like the little engine thatcould.
They're like, right? So I get there, Yes.
That's what I feel when I watch them.
I mean, Andy Reid did break the records for the most regular
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season wins for Kansas City. He passed Hank Strahm, which is
like a old, old legend for Kansas City.
So that did happen. And Josh Jacobs?
I mean, he did his thing with the 110 yards, so.
I mean, Mahomes had 298 yards. Again, he he had another great
game. Rice was the star of this game.
I think every week Mahomes is kind of finding a new target to
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highlight here. I I don't count that win against
The Jets as much. I think the true tests are
coming up. You know, they 100%.
Eagles. They're the Cowboys.
Like they're coming up right and.
They're looking tired and they have that ahead of them, they
looking. Sleepy.
I don't know where the Swifty's went.
Yeah, but. Hopefully home, hopefully home I
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I am. Are you over it?
Are you done with that? Are you done with the whole
Swifty thing? I am over it so much.
I'm just like I. I just don't like it because
it's too much. It's too much all at once.
And if we're really going to sithere and talk football, I don't
know why Taylor Swift has come out of my mouth so many times.
I hear you on. That.
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One, I could have lived my entire life without ever saying
her name. And now I have to say it every
fucking week. Because she has her own stat.
Now, yes. Where is she?
Where is? I don't care.
Are they playing her music? If they're not doing good, they
play her music. That's great.
I love the pettiness. I love the pettiness, so we have
a swiftie over there. Just a little FYI.
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That's fine. And it's lame.
Like, I love Taylor Swift over here.
Yes, I love her right here. When we're playing music, Taylor
Swift is here. But when I'm in football mode, I
don't want to hear her crying about how some dude did
something right. Well, I have bad.
Who's zooming in on her? She's not.
I have bad news for you. I believe I saw a little post
that says she has landed in Kansas City for this week's
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game. I thank the Lord.
I could be wrong. I could be wrong.
All is going to be OK guys. It could be wrong.
They're going to have a new lease on life we're.
Going to get through this. One, and he looks tired because
he's trying to keep up with her rock her rock star lifestyle and
not he just looks tired. He's not who he was before he
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started getting some swifty Pussy she.
Said what? She said.
Yes. Hey, well, I think.
I think I don't know what to sayafter that other than.
The fact that so. You're talking right into that
mic, so we hear every word you're saying.
Man, I want to make. Sure, we have these nuts here.
OK, man. Well, we're going to make a
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quick. Turn.
They're going to come to me. I'm sorry.
I love Taylor's. Oh girl, they are going to come.
From I love I Do Love Taylor Let's be Let's be.
Clear. Just not at the games just not
at the it's fair. Well, the I will just say this
and then we got to talk about this Eagles Bills games.
But what I don't like is like why the two parents are gonna
meet at the NFL. Like can we do this privately at
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some point Like that's a little much.
That was weird. That was a little much.
I. Would wanna be there too.
Yeah, I want my parents talking to my man's parents the first
time. When I'm not there to supervise,
right, right. You gotta have supervision,
right? And you're gonna have just in
the box looking like, I don't know, it's a little much.
I know my mom. She can't be left alone when I'm
out trying to do. My mom can't be most I need to
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be there. Oh, my God.
Well, let's talk about a couple of games before we leave here.
And this is Eagles versus the Bills.
That was the game of the week. I'm sure that you guys would all
agree it was insane. It was the first time the Niners
and the Dallas Cowboys were on the same team going for the
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Bills. I think that would be safe to
say I posted a little picture saying pretty much that the
Niners and the Cowboy fans are all pulling for the Buffalo
Bills. And man, the comments were
blowing up quickly 'cause it wastrue.
But guess what happened, girl? I mean, what about that game for
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real? The Eagles are a team that the
last four games they've trailed at the half.
Yeah, they're, they're behind. They're playing from behind and
we play from behind. The run game is really hard to
keep, you know, coming up with and and Jalene numbers, like
they go up and down every other week.
Yeah, you know, it's really confusing to me.
But Josh Allen? I don't know what to tell you.
You've never won an overtime game.
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What are you? Oh, and six.
Oh, and six. Overtime games and what?
Two in, two in six in games whenyou you're with one possession
like what's happening here? And he was what, number one in
fantasy this week too, though like he yeah, I believe that he
has so many. I felt so bad for him because he
was #1 in fantasy, but still could not get the win.
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But can we agree that my Josh Allen?
Oh, the Eagles of this year. Are not like the Eagles of
previous like previously. It almost seemed like everything
was easy, like they were just like punching through games.
Nothing was a big deal. They didn't work for anything.
That's why. That's why he was on the
sideline like this. They won the game and he was
just sitting there going becausehow many games can you keep
doing this? How many games?
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And you got my boys. We're going to talk about it.
My boys coming up, coming up, I.Argue that this type of play is
what's going to make them successful in a playoff game.
This type of play, like you're going to fight through this
grit, you're going to have to fall behind Jalen.
Other people are going to have to pick you up every once in a
while and it's proving to work. Yeah, well, we've talked about
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it several times this season. How many times have I read stats
where the team's winning all allthe stats they're leading, but
they don't have the win? I could tell you over and over
and it's just like you have to find a way to win and Buffalo
can't seem to do that it it it. Or keep their tempers in check
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after a game. Well, we don't know exactly what
was said because per him, the fan, the Eagle fans were saying
some really bad things to the Buffalo Bills and they just had
it and talking about your familyand stuff.
And I have been at certain gameswhere some of these fans are out
of control and I don't think it's.
I don't think. I think they asked for them to
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get have those fans booted and they weren't.
And I have it on good authority.Don't hate me, Eagles fans.
I'm just fitting facts. I have it on good authority that
a lot of the NFL wives do not goto the Philadelphia games.
Oh yes, I've heard the same thing.
And nor do the players want their wives to go.
That's sad. A lot.
That's sad. So all that to say, there's two
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sides to every story, right? But what?
What is very factual is that thecommanders were winning by 7.
Eagles pulled it out. Dallas was winning by three.
Eagles pulled it out. This is at halftime and the
Chiefs and the Bills were winning by 10.
What? What?
What I didn't like at that game was, was when I saw the Bills
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and I'm going for the Bills likeno other.
Like, I'm like, let's. Go right, let's go.
And I'm like wait. And I see us, us, the bills.
I see the Bills going down the field and I'm looking at the
clock and I'm like, slow down. I'm saying to myself, slow down,
run the ball, pass. I'm like, no, no, no, run the
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ball pass. And I'm like, OK, are you guys
not understanding that you cannot give Jalen Hurts or
Mahomes, you can't give these guys?
1 a minute and 52 seconds, whichis what you left on the clock.
And they didn't even have to score a touchdown.
No, just the field goal. I was like.
I was so painful. That was horrible.
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Time management for Jalen Hurts.Are you serious?
These guys? You can't.
You can't even leave 40 seconds,right?
Yeah, and you just doubled that.I was so mad and I'm like, who
is managing the clock? And even I'll be honest, I think
it was, Tony, Romo said. Oh yeah, I would just, I would
just get a touchdown. And I'm thinking, no, no, no,
no, no, You can't do that with the Eagles.
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Play it safe. You have to like.
Run it out a touchdown when he can still get a touchdown.
Right. You know what I'm saying.
See. With the Bills, and also I'm
going to correct myself, Earlierwe were talking about the
Chiefs. That confused the Chiefs with
the Bills. It's the Bills who I was saying
they're going to be taking on the Chiefs and the Cowboys.
And this was, you know, forget that win against The Jets.
But now they're six and six. Yeah, and you got 14 days off
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14. That's almost enough time to get
lazy. Yeah, yeah.
So, So what do you do to shake things up?
What do you They're done. There's nothing to shake up.
The bills are done. They sit down next, they're
done. Sadly.
I just. I think that they that was the
must win for them. I agree.
I I think they right and I thinkthat's what I think.
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They even know it. Like that was it.
That's why the field goal was sosad.
It was, it was like that was thefinal like nail in the coffin,
like and scene like this is, yeah, this is it.
Before we get into next week. No, wait and I go ahead.
Can we give him? Can we just give a second to the
Chargers, Ravens game? Oh yeah, but I was going to, I
want to just go back on this onesecond on the one fact that this
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is the difference. I think in the NFL this stat is
between with the Buffalo Bills, with Josh Allen and Jalen Hertz.
Hertz, There was a third and 15 like on the 35 right?
He finds his guy in the end zone.
Same kind of play for Allen. It was like 30 and five on the
25. And remember, he misses what's
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his name? Davis.
Whatever. I forget his name and they each.
James Cook, That dropped one. No, the other one where he he
went left and Allen threw right and it was an option play and
he's like, I guess wrong. That's the difference.
The Jalen Hurts of the world, they make those plays count.
And you knew it when it you knewit.
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That was a difference maker. When they missed that, you knew
it wasn't coming back. But and just to go back on that
the the stats the, I mean Jalen,he had a good game, but Josh had
a good game as well. I mean they both had two rushing
touchdowns. Both have one INTS.
It just you got to like, find a way to win and two fumbles.
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The Eagles do the. Eagles do.
And and and Josh Ellen. Josh Allen is literally the
highest. He has the most turnovers in the
NFL. And his team's still doing good.
So wild. Anyways, let's talk about the
happy Chargers. No, listen, I'm just.
Going to get into it briefly. Tell us how you really feel.
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Tell us how you really. Feel Chargers Ravens.
I'm not going to lie I picked the Ravens in my pick em's
because I'm a real person and I have a brain.
But Lamar Jackson? Another great game.
Also fun fact he watched My Little brothers story on
Instagram. So.
Shout out shout. Out to Lamar Jackson.
Nice. But you know the thing about the
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Chargers is guys like, I'm like numb to it.
Yeah, I'm numb and I'm over it. I'm so over it.
And I know we all hate Staley like Brent.
Like we get it. But he is.
If you think he is the only problem, you are naive.
He is not the only problem. It's our GM, it's the players.
It's it's all the way down. Okay, it's all the way down.
We have so much money being pumped into this team that isn't
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doing anything. Joey Bosa, what are you like
16,000,000? Where are you?
Williams. Williams is that 14,000,000
Where are you? You know, it's just it's.
Unheard of to me that we have somuch talent, but that they're
not producing anything right andI'm over it.
I'm truly over this team. Stop the bleeding.
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I think our playoff percentage chances, 12%, cut it now, tank
the year, get a draft pick, and honestly, the organization just
needs to reboot everything, really.
They really do. And it's hard and frustrating to
watch as a Chargers fan, but more so as a football fan.
Because a team with so many likelook at Keenan Allen, you're
wasting Keenan Allen's career away.
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He had another 100 plus yard game I think, or 99 whatever.
It was like, what a waste of hiscareer.
Eckler over here running the ball like a crazy guy.
Garrett had a touch up. Like, it's so frustrating.
It's and I'm not even a Chargersfan and I'm frustrated for you
guys. And you know, like, we consider
Keenan Allen a friend of the show.
Yeah, even though he doesn't know that.
Oh, OK, cool. But he's a friend of the show.
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And our heady is, I get that, I get that.
And the reason is because Michelle, who does my hair, does
Deandre's hair on Keenan Allen'swife's hair and she does a lot
of player's hair. Yeah, so that's basically
friend. Of the friend, Friend of the
show. Basically best friend.
We're basically best friend. I took a.
Picture with the rock and now we're besties.
So, I mean, I get it. OK, so I want I want you to know
I wrote one thing next to my cards for the Raven Charger
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game. You want to read it?
Girl, I only got one good idea. OK, where?
Where is that at the very top? Can you read it?
Loud it, Loud it. Isn't him?
Yeah, Herbert isn't him. That's what.
That's what my card say. Herbert isn't him.
Because at the end of the day again, you know, I you know I
got love for you and we have friends out there that are
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Charger fans. I watch these guys and I'm like
there is 0 edge. My team's got to have edge.
I always talk about Kittle. Kittle has like like everybody
should have a Kittle right on their team.
They should somebody with some Justin, he's got that you know
you somebody that can get dirty that can go on the sidelines and
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get everybody pumped up and dapped up and all that.
And I I see the Chargers and maybe I'm missing it, but I
don't see that he. Didn't have a bad game.
He was 29. For 44, it doesn't matter,
though. It doesn't matter.
No, she. Doesn't look at.
He's a a cool surfer guy. Yeah, you're actually Sunshine,
Yeah. Oh my God.
One of my favorite movies of alltime.
I'm sunshine no, but like but. Sunshine isn't who you go to
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when you want to get, when you when you got to have that dog in
you. That's not who you go look for.
So like I I've, I've heard from good authority.
Yes, that when he when he like when he misses a receiver.
OK, like he'll come. He'll, like see him in the
huddle or all the silent. Oh, man, I'm sorry, man.
I'll get you next time like Okay, but I want to see like.
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But there's no room for politeness in football.
I don't know. I wanna see a dog.
I wanna in my quarterback. And listen, Brock Purdy is a
nice guy, right? We know this.
Her feeling she's going into thehood.
I just don't see chemistry, that's all.
I'm trying to say no, but the real.
Chemistry. The organization will not fire
their coach. They're not gonna.
No, they've got. To, but not mid season.
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They don't do that. The Chargers do that.
You might as well. They won't do it mid season.
No. And and again like it's I I
mean, I'm remembering now too. Lindsay is another player we're
paying like, I think. 9 million to and and Davis 6,000,000 I
don't even. Know just hemorrhaging money and
not getting any talent in return.
Why? It's why?
So you think Staley is going to?Million for Lindsay?
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You think Staley is going to make it the full season?
Yeah. And then they'll fire him.
Do you think? Do you think they're?
Not going to do a mid season fire.
That's too erratical. That's that's a RAID ban.
Of demanding it. I trust you.
I don't know their. History was.
Firing. I don't know if they're I'm the
same. I don't know their history.
There was a time we used to say as a Raider.
I mean, Yikes. As a Chargers fan and Chargers
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fans know this. We don't lose in December.
I remember a time. Oh boy.
Never lost a remember and now it's Yeah, yeah, now.
It's usually it's Monica. Every year.
Every year. Why don't you?
The same garbage every year? I'm sick of it.
I'm sick of it. Well, here's here's.
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Listen, I'm all about solution. I'm all about solution, yes.
So if I was part of your organization, where do you
start? I would start with the uniforms.
I would start let's let's let's get some fire powder.
Blue coat. She.
Said first thing first, take offyour damn clothes because you
look ugly. That was the most female thing
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that's been said outside of the pitcher stocking.
I know this entire podcast was even a.
Powder. The powder blue can't is not
doggy, you know. It's not doggish.
It's fair. We need a little like let's.
Wear Navy. It can't be.
More Navy. They were Navy on Sunday.
I don't work either, so I give up.
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I don't know. I'm going to ask my girl here
though, because now we we know we all have our allegiances.
Like if you had a Viking player that you're like, this is my go
to Viking player. The guy that you like assimilate
with the Vikings, who's that going to be for you?
Like ever. Or just right now.
Ever. You know what?
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It made me so happy. To see AP on the horn.
Yeah, yeah, yesterday. Because I hated how they did
him. Yep.
Adrian Peterson. Hated how they treated Adrian
Peterson. Just keep disciplining this.
He taught, trying to educate theOK, sorry, so bring it back.
Adrian Peterson got in trouble and this was the downfall of
everything because he disciplined his child and I used
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to be a social worker. And if it's not a marker bruise
that lasts for longer than threedays, you just told them to get
the hell on somewhere. And it was the like the downfall
of him. And I just didn't appreciate how
the team and organization didn'thave his back during that time.
So to see him blowing the horn last night, I was excited.
Yes, he was a workhorse. He was a fucking ox like I loved
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AP. And he's he's a special player.
Actually recently got the pleasure of sitting down and
talking with him too, because hereally could have played on both
sides. Yes, he could have played
defensive. I mean, there's some plays where
he's just shocking a player to the side.
Like he gave his body and soul to the Vikings.
Yes, he really did. And then he tried to get it on
Dancing with the Stars and things didn't go so well.
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That's why sometimes you guys sit down.
Yeah, I like that. I didn't see that he better in
the end zone, that everybody. Can't be image, you got to sit
down sometimes. Yeah, but I like that that's
your pick because he is a huge face of the organization.
Absolutely. I.
Think Vikings, you think? Yeah.
Well, we can't get out of here without talking about a few
things. We're going to wrap it up, but
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the Steelers finally got rid of Matt Canada.
They were literally chanting forthat.
The Steeler fans, they got it. And guess what they got after
that firing? They got over 400 yards, which
had never been done in like the last 58 regular season.
So shout out to all our Steeler fans with a lot on the page.
Shout out to our Girl D die hardSteeler fan, but I think before
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we wrap up we have to talk aboutwhat was your favorite meme.
Oh, my favorite meme. Bring me back to the Vikings.
It was. It was someone telling Dobbs if
you if you throw the ball to a player not on your team, you can
go to space. And he's suited up in an
astronaut suit and he's like, ready to go to space.
Oh my God. Freaking Dobbs, astronaut, you
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know. Oh my God, it hurts.
Me, It's funny. It's funny.
It's funny meme. I think I sent it to you
yesterday. My favorite one forever will be
the meme of the NFC North, whereit's the Bears, the Lions, the
Vikings, and then the Packers. And this little white girl
packing up girls makes me so happy Every single time, I mean.
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Mine was. I touched on it.
It was the halftime show we wanted, which was Creed, and the
halftime show we got, which was a paper igloo in.
General Oh my God. Well, we will end it with our
predictions and our thoughts on the Niner Eagle game, which to
me is like a semi Super Bowl forthe NFC.
Like this is a huge game. This is what everybody wants to
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see. We all know the Niners are going
to take it. I'm going to go with, I don't
know, I feel I'm feeling 31 to 27.
I will put numbers. Please go to the I can edit this
out if I want but no not. With everyone go to our app.
Make your predictions for all the games, including this game,
the pickups. And the pickups, they're super
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fun. I'm not going to say anything
right now. I need them a little.
No, not fair. I will still love you.
Just say, are the Niners going to win or the?
Eagles I want to say the Niners will win this game.
They should win this game. They are the most complete team.
When it comes to the NFL right now, yeah.
Let's humble those birds. Melissa.
I'm down a little bit. Miners are bringing it home.
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OK, got to humble them. 10 and. One, I'm going with Eagles.
I'm going with Eagles. I.
Listen, listen. Why do you think that I'm?
Going I'm going with my boy Jalen.
I have to. I have to.
I have to. May I any other reason other
than Jalen? I just like to have a good game
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in my house and one of my best friends is a 49er fan, so I just
lock in so we can battle and do shots when the other one scores.
I like him. Come over.
I know, right? So my thought is this is that,
listen, Brock Purdy has gone through it.
He had a little three-game slump.
As you guys all know, I have watched every single game since
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DIRECTV allowed me to. We are all healthy so far.
We are all back. We've got Hargrove, you've got
Young, you've got Warner. Other than Hufunga, who's out,
our team is back. And to me, the the difference of
this game is going to be if Brock can be Brock, If Brock is
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Brock, the guy that I think he is, the guy that I've said who
he is, which is the next franchise quarterback for the
Niners. The Niners will win that game.
Yeah, the Niners will win that game.
And by the way, as we walked in here, they are favored.
Which is crazy to me. I thought, I thought we were
going to be underdogs by three, but we were actually favored.
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Like, that's crazy. That's wild.
I am so excited. And that's here's the bad thing
about not the bad thing about what I do when I started
football Sexy, I said Here's my the one thing I'm not ever going
to miss a Niner game, no matter what.
That was like my thing. You're still a fan first.
I'm still a fan first, but I know so many of our friends out
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there wanted to want us to get together for the Niner Eagle
game. But I just have to be a fan 1st
and not. Work.
Don't talk to me. You know what I mean?
I don't she. Can't do it.
Talking to me, I can't do it. But we will have the Super Bowl
at the ice house. But yeah, what do you think,
girl? Hey, we come to.
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Our Super Bowl party How can we join?
When are you? Performing next.
Oh shoot, probably a lot that I can't think of right now, but I
am. Who posted for you?
I'm currently on the road with Tiffany Haddish and we're at
Yamava on. January 19th, I believe.
Amazing. So that's The One Show that I do
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know is coming up and give her ashout out from her.
Now we could call her friend of the show too, Arsenio.
And she actually just did. Yes, the Paint Manners Podcast
because we went to. Do this quick.
I know we got to wrap up. We went to the Monday Night
Football game, we went to a Jetsgame.
I'm not Jets. Sorry, Giants game.
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And she ended up in the booth with Troy.
I took a picture with Troy Aikman, So we're best friends
now. He's a friend of the show, too.
Yes, he's a friend of the show. And Buck so like it's she's
really into football as well so I love it.
Well give her a shout out for usand you got to come back.
I will. Can you come back?
I will come back. This was so much fun.
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Thank you for coming and Oh my God, let's go week 13.
Let's go Niners. And always keep it sexy.
Let's talk football. Week 12 is in the books and
today is a special day. We have our first in season
guest, Vanessa. We are so excited to have you.
I am excited to be here and you are our first in season, so that
is that's a little special. You get to own.
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That, but I get free stuff. Yes, we got you some new stuff,
OK. Cool, cool, cool.
By the way, how did you like your michelada?
It's gone. It's gone there, you.
Go. I couldn't even bring it on
camera. It's it's in the trash now
because this. So this is going to be a
different type of pocket. It is.
It is. And loosey goosey.
Well, first of all, you look fire.
Thank you. And make sure can we just show
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the show? Can we get to the nails?
Also, it is clear for those of you who can't, for those of you
who can't see, Vanessa is repping the Minnesota.
Vikings and she looks fire. Skull head to toe, suffering
yesterday, well before we get into Week 12.
And thank you for sitting with us and getting ready to talk
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some of course. But we gotta, we gotta just
first tell. Tell us a little bit about,
like, how you became a football fan and specifically for
Minnesota. OK, so I'm born and raised in
Minnesota. So that that makes it easy.
I think my dad really wanted a boy, so that's what.
I say. So, like, I've always been an
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athlete. I've always been an athlete.
He would wake me up and wanted to watch football.
He actually passed away in 2018 and it's, I mean DDC, dead Dad
Club. What are you going to do?
You know, like what are you going to?
Yeah, just welcome to the club. Never quite heard it like that,
but right off the bat. Yeah, this.
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Is the DDC. But his funeral actually was the
the Vikings played that day and the pastor.
He kept talking, and he was it was the longest.
I was like, hey, hey, hey. The game's at 2:00.
Let's get going. We literally ended the funeral.
He was like, Vanessa's gonna start yelling at me so and then
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got home to watch the game. Like, I wasn't playing, but I
get the colors were purple we were at and then we ended up
winning that game. Yes, See, I love that.
I love that story. And as you know, my dad passed
in 2014 and I told everyone theycould wear black or they could
wear red and gold. Yeah, you know what I mean?
And it was the same thing. Like we, we and the fandom lives
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through us now, right? So let me ask you, do you feel
like now that you watch the games, do you have like these
moments or is it kind of like, Idon't know, how is it for you?
I don't know if it's necessarilyduring games like you never.
I'm emotionally stunted, which is why I'm a comedian in the 1st
place, so there's never like there's not one thing.
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It could be a commercial. Where like there's a dad doing
something. I'm like, Oh my God, it just
doesn't. There's no rhyme or reason to do
it. So right.
Well, I'm so glad that you're here and we get to talk Vikings
and girl. I don't know how happy I am to
talk about the Vikings. I was going to say the. 2nd But
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I wish it was under different, different circumstances.
I wish maybe Kirk Cousins was still here.
I mean, she said. Don't.
Take it that far. We have the the Dobster knot in
the house and I think. It is time to abort mission,
would you say do you agree or doyou not agree that this space
the space mission you can clearly tell you have some help
over here because your. Alliance your alliance here.
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My problem with Dobbs is he's sonew to the system and it's like
he's at what, three, 3, 1/2 games now and it takes time.
He literally his first game in, he had got there that week.
He wasn't even there for five days, so we can't expect him to
jail. Whereas Cousins, I know
everybody. He loves him.
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The documentary. Great, great, great.
For me, he was always inconsistent at best.
So it's fair. It's a fair criticism.
So for him for Dobbs to only have three games and we're
already ready to abort. But we gave Cousins seasons of
inconsistency. That's true.
And everybody's like, no Cousins, Cousins, Cousins.
And I'm just. I'm not here for it.
Give him a chance to figure it out.
Faith, faith in the system. Keep him in there, dude.
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He worked for NASA. Like, give him a minute.
No, Do not have faith in your system, Kevin O'Connell.
Needs to be fired. He has ruined your offense, you
guys. First off, the only good thing
about Dobbs, no offense is his mobility.
And they're not letting him do anything.
They're not letting him be mobile.
Your offense is boring. These games are you, and you're
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not losing these games because your defense.
Cause yesterday our defense was fire.
Oh yeah, our defense was fire defense.
Is still meant for a Kirk Cousins, not a Dobbs.
The problem starts with Kevin O'Connell.
I don't agree. I think you the the problem is
that the the quarterback situation you've went through
three quarterbacks in a week in a week like you went through
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Kirk then you had what's his name.
Jalen not What's that Hall? Was it Hall?
No, I can't even remember. Well, you know why it is.
Jalen we can't because he was there for like 30 seconds.
Yes, right. And then he was hurt and then we
got the Dobbs or not. Yes.
And the poor guy doesn't even know anybodies name in the
huddle. No, you know what I mean.
Are being called, so I feel like.
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So you can't trust the person with no eyebrows.
That's you. Never if we didn't tell you.
Vanessa is a fire comedian, clearly, and I love that you
bring it to football. Because.
Right. You have to.
You have. To I'm a Vikings fan.
If I don't laugh, I will cry. Well, let.
Every day let's talk about the Monday night game since since
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we're here and then and then we'll we'll talk about the the
rest of the week. But I know that we had texted
and you're like I I might not, you know, see the fourth quarter
'cause I forgot I had. AI had a show last night and I
laughed, 'cause I almost texted you and I talking about Sanaz.
I was like, I was like, oh, I'm going to be nice.
But I was going to say, girl, I'm sure you're going to be OK
because I'm sure you're going tobe OK because that fourth
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quarter is going to look exactlylike the first quarter.
And was I close to being right or what?
Like. Yes, why wasn't a hot potato?
Why wasn't a hot potato game in the last seconds?
Of Lateral Pass is making a comeback.
That's why. My God, come back.
There were like 8 touches and I most of them illegal, but it
doesn't matter what were we watching?
I don't know. And I was so mad because
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Chicago. Basically was saying, you know
what, we don't even want this game here.
We had what, 6-7 penalties in the first like 3 minutes or
whatever And big penalties. They were like here take the
game in Minnesota was like, Nah,we're still full from Turkey
Day. We don't want it.
We don't need it. I mean.
Justin Fields was 27 for 37. There was 2 fumbles in the 4th
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and if it wasn't for that huge throw on 1/3 and 10, yes, to get
into the field goal range to winthe game like it was not a great
game. It wasn't.
It was a. Our defense was doing, I can't
be. 8. Quarters of football has only
allowed one touchdown. Yes, it is a great defensive
team by the defense. And they just slow.
Not aggressive, no. And they boring.
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Boring need more direction. It'll be boring if it means that
we're putting up numbers, but we're not putting up numbers.
I have no problem with the boring fundamental AS team if
they are producing and we are not producing.
And to add to not the best Monday night game, I did not
hear 1 Prince song so now is. Really.
This That's the personal attack.No personal attack?
No, I'm serious When I. I'm sure was playing in U.S.
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Bank Stadium, but it's probably I did not hear a Prince song and
I always get excited when there's a game in Minnesota.
I'm like, I'm gonna hear my man today.
And she texted me and was like, I'm only excited because they're
gonna play Prince. It was like, I hate yeah.
And I didn't hear. So now and let's just give you
guys some Dobbs or not stats. And we, in case you're new to
new to the show or not, don't know about Dobbs.
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He is basically an engineer, right.
Wants to work for NASA. Was it intern for NASA?
Yeah, he's like a smart dude andwants to go to the moon.
But first he needs to get some touchdowns.
The stats are for last night, 22out of 32185 yards, 1 touchdown
and the worst part 4 count them 1234 interceptions.
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That hurts my feelings. It hurt.
That hurt my feelings. It hurt.
So it hurt watching it like I left home, got to my show an
hour early, 'cause I could watchat the bar and was embarrassed
in front of the people. Big mistake.
You see Justin Jefferson literally sleeping.
They like, would they would zoomin on Justin Jefferson.
He was like literally has his eyes closed, his face covered.
He's like, I don't want to be here either.
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It's. Sad.
It was sad. He's basically.
Come back next week. I've heard you heard he's.
Dude, maybe he'll sleep instead.We'll see.
It was funny, I think. I think.
I think she likes Justin becauseI had forwarded the stories, a
story about Justin and she reposted, I heard.
Yeah, she was like, don't you. Don't you talk about my Justin
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Jefferson? 'Cause you talk about them being
one and five with him, they've been winning without him.
That was two games. I know, I know.
They won two games. Crazy football fans are petty.
Petty AF and I was like. You're not going to talk about
JJ like this, man. Do you like his gritty I or you
kind of over it? Now he's. 12 He's 12.
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I the children I'm I'm at coach's age now so I hate to
probably be a good coach becausehe's going to ride it out you'd.
You'd, you'd walk him in place, but then you bring some
laughter. Yeah, a little bit.
Tear him down again. Yes.
Yeah. Well, keep him humble.
Yeah, of course. Let's move on from your purple
Minnesota Vikings and let's takeit back.
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It seems like a month ago, but let's talk about Thanksgiving.
Oh my. God, girl.
I mean, first of all, I think most people were excited for
football on Thanksgiving. Like you had the Detroit Packer
game. You had the Dallas Commanders.
Like these are like, you know, really rivalry games and, like,
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on thing. And then of course you have my
boys, the Niners and the Seahawks.
But let's talk about Green Bay over freaking the Lions like
that. I know.
And again, so she so Melissa likes, like, every team I do.
I do. I do, no.
But she She likes her little Minnesota.
And she likes her little Detroitand.
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She's throw little in front of Minnesota again.
We gonna have a crowd. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
And she likes it right, right, right.
And she likes, but she's a die hard Niner fan.
So I'm married. To a Niner fan.
So when you marry into a family,I feel like it's it.
It was. Part of the marriage contracts.
I get that. So it was, yeah.
So I inherited the Niners and I love them and my son is a Niner
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fan. But yeah, so I still kind of
spread the level. Okay.
Yeah. Yeah, so.
I mean, since you're the DetroitLion, first of all, wait before
we can get there, Can we talk about Jack Harlow for just a
second? Let's.
Go there, Let's go. What?
Yes, ma'am. Who did the set for?
Jack Harlow? Why was he in a igloo?
Somebody explain this to me. I don't know.
Did you see this? Listen, I love Jack.
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We're gonna talk about our favorite memes later, but I'm
saying we were expecting Creed. OK, and I don't even like Creed
or Scott Sapp, whatever his nameis, but when you get Jack Harlow
coming out of a paper igloo thatlike looks like he amazoned it
the day before. What happened?
I don't know. Like some kids put it together.
I don't. I don't understand.
So embarrassing. I was so excited.
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And the audio? What?
How was that audio? Was there no?
Was there no practice? Was he his brother, like in the
back, in a blue? Like what is that?
How'd? They do them like that.
And here's the worst part, that song loving on me, Fire.
I was playing it and I was like this, this is these lyrics.
Hold on for a minute. I was like the lyrics.
Football, sexy. It could be some interesting
comments on my page. That's fuck it, We're going to
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do it anyway. You're loving on me, you know,
You know the lyrics. You know, it's, you know,
adultish. Yeah, Adulting.
And I was so excited that that that song had just come out.
And then you come out of a paperigloo.
What happened? I don't know.
OK. I'm sorry.
We'll talk about the game. Don't.
Have a Diana Mendoza. Oh my God.
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But let's talk about the game. Jordan Love pulled out.
The WI mean he had 22 for 32268 yards, 3 touchdowns and his
birthday is when. Oh, that's right.
You're Scorpio twins November 2nd.
Like Monica Madrid and Jimmy G the three of us, the three of us
were born in November 2nd. So Scorpios, I mean, the
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Scorpios. Taken over, taken over.
So what happened to Dan Campbelland your boys?
I'm so sad, OK? I did say in all fairness last
week that we were going to expect to see some losses
because they are an inexperienced team.
This is their first time, like ever getting this far in like
what, 20 something years like it?
We know it's gonna be messy and they're not experienced or not
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the Niners or the Eagles or not coming in with like, you know,
practice and perfection on theiron their back.
They're coming in with just like, you know.
The little they're just the brand new.
It's like you're rooting for them because they're like their
first time with the rodeo, you know?
But it we, we saw that. We saw that on Thanksgiving.
We saw the like, so you saw the inexperience.
Inexperience really came throughI think, and I think it was
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whenever there was pressure put on golf, we just that wasn't
good. 3 fumbles. It was 3 fumbles.
Like a gingerbread man he did. There's just a Christmas
question. He crumbled OK.
The last time the Lions were this good, Kennedy was in
office, just to give you guys some perspective.
Hilarious. That's sad.
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That's sad. Happened that game I was
watching with the Green Bay fan and I was like getting all
cocky. I'm like, this girl's going to
be so pissed off in 20 minutes and she was just glowing.
Oh my God, I was. Just there like.
What the is happy but? There is no point in my life
where I ever want Green Bay to win a game.
I was so mad. I was so mad and I should have
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wanted them to win because that helps us in the NFC North.
But I don't care. My hate for Green Bay runs deep.
Love the petty and thick and I was so mad.
Like now Jordan Love can play football.
What? Where has he been?
What? What?
Like you choose to wake up on Thanksgiving.
Thank you and then and the Detroit Like that's the thing
that I love about football. It really is any given
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Thanksgiving. Like, you know what I mean?
Like. Anything.
Yeah, you are so excited to playon a national stage 'cause like
you on Sundays. It's great, but you've got all
these other games going on and you may or may be the top three
topics, or you're not. But on Thanksgiving?
All eyes on you. All eyes on you.
Tupac, right? Like all eyes are on you.
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And for Jordan, love, out of nowhere could come and put up
those numbers I I I was just like, Oh my goodness, what is
happening, right? Now I think Detroit slept on
them. I don't think they were
prepared. I don't think we knew that they
were coming in haunt like that. I mean, the coaching from the
floor was so good too. It was it.
Was thought it was going to be an easy win and they went in
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cocky. They did.
And effed it off. Yep.
Yeah. I don't know if I'm supposed to
cuss or not. Yeah, well, we, we, we, we, we,
yeah, go for it. It's fine.
We have a little bleep button. I've I've had to been bleeped a
couple times, believe me or not.Speaking.
Try to be a professional. OK, well, Speaking of Bleep, how
about those bleeping Cowboys forthe second Thanksgiving game
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versus? I still have a hard time saying
it, but the commanders, someone need please change the name.
They're. Going to something.
Well, I heard that, but I want to what?
Yeah, it. Just keeps getting worse.
Just football. Team.
Football team There is a petition being passed around
Washington to get it back. To get it back to Redskins, and
the petition is led by Native American.
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Yeah. Who's saying, like, why are you
trying to erase our heritage? Yeah, I agree.
Yeah, it's not like it's a negative thing.
I would love the like, NFL, Iranians running around or the
Persians or whatever you want tocall us like.
You're like, sure make a mascot.I love that.
We'll we'll see what happens, 'cause I go back and forth, it's
like if they caught it, the Detroit black faces, then how do
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I like the Redskins? Is not it's it is a derogatory
term. It's not a tribe like Florida
State doesn't have to change anything, 'cause they're the
Seminoles, 'cause it's the name of an actual tribe.
So if they want to go to an actual tribe.
I don't listen. I don't care.
I just don't want to call him the commanders anymore.
Right. It's like inclusive.
Indigenous the Washington, Indigenous people of the.
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World. I'm like watching the football
team. Yeah, just Washington football.
Yeah. I think it's going to be, I
don't know, Magic, Jans, magic. Doesn't he own part of the the
the commanders like somebody hadto figure it out.
Yeah, he has, like. A Yeah, he did.
He did have the ownership, yeah.So, but either way, they're
still the commanders and they still lost.
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And they still lost. So here we are.
And should we talk about Dolly Parton before we go too far?
Hatched. Oh, yes, yes.
Please can I please have the number to all of her doctors?
Spanx, right? I wear Spanx daily and I never
look like Dolly Parton. OK Oh my Mama.
I got all Spanx right now, whichis why I'm folded up like a
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pretzel because I don't have dollies.
Abdomen girl Dolly Parton lookedfired.
Oh my God at 82. The Little Star 83 How Old?
Is she Dolly Parton? Is 117.
She was grown when I was little.She was grown when we were
little girl, I'm she's in her 80s.
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You got, I'll bet you starving. But is that her Hollywood age or
her real age? There you go.
So, OK, so we did answer her. She's under 80.
Doesn't matter. She looked fire.
That star in her belly button, though.
Listen, OK, Jolene. Jolene.
Jolene what? But here's the thing.
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She's a national treasure and and coming, you know, I lived in
Nashville for four years so and I have a lot of songwriter
friends and so I I get a lot of tea right behind the scenes.
And I will tell you that every single person that I come across
has said that she is an amazing person behind the camera, on the
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camera. She is that person.
And I love that. And it just makes me so happy
for her. And it was just such a a moment.
My whole family finally ran in. So I had six TV's going on,
whatever, because I'm locked in.You can't be walking in front of
the TV with your little, you know, enchiladas and Turkey.
I'm trying to watch the game. Seriously, Everybody knows, you
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know what I mean? Like, so I was outside dialed in
and all of a sudden I heard Jolene, Jolene and the whole
family came out and it was just like a cool moment.
And I think I'm sure that a lot of other families were were the
same. But.
Treasure she is. She's the original writer for I
Will Always Love You. Yep.
People don't know that. Yeah.
(19:02):
And Elvis wanted to buy it off her.
And she said no thank you, no thank you.
And then she let Whitney have nothank you, we.
Just need to put her in bubble wrap and keep her safe tucked
away. Right.
Well, I'm just so happy. Whoever thought of that genius?
Yeah, but what's not genius is the Commanders.
Mrs. Mrs. I love Ron Rivera. She's.
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Never letting you go. I'll never let that down.
I was like, he is not not a goodcoach.
I love that he's Mexican, shout out to my Mexican people, but
he's not a good coach and he hasto go.
He has to be fired. He's got to be the next one to
go. Besides, we'll get to your
Chargers, but. The coin.
The coin. I know, I know.
But I'm just saying he's just, it's not good in Washington.
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It's not great. It's not.
But more than that, let's talk about the Dallas Cowboys.
Because as you guys know, the NFC is heating up.
It is heating up, right? Girl, it is heating up.
NFC North, NFC West. So fun.
By the way, congratulations to Dak Prescott.
Oh, that. Must have been hard for you to
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say. Going to be a baby daddy.
Well, he oh, I mean no. Not football related, not
football related. Girl, let's get it straight, I.
Was like, yeah, yeah, no. She's hard throwing out these
congratulations. I was like, congratulations to
Dak becoming a dad. Not yet.
Congratulations to. His baby Mama.
There you go. Because they don't get that
check forever. Congratulations, girl.
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Good job, girl. Good job, girl.
Sarah, 18 years. Sarah And it's funny because I
think she's Latin and so someoneput a put a meme up and said
he's been doing so good because,you know, because of her,
because he got himself a Latina or something like that.
I'm like, I don't know that, hey, I don't pay attention, but
what I do pay attention to is that Dallas, all these Dallas
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Cowboy fans are coming out of, you know, I love them on my
page. As you guys know, we welcome
everybody's found them, everybody's team but the the,
the the Cowboy fans, you all do get quiet from time to time and
right now they are not quiet. They are all excited and they
are all pro DAC again. Again because they go.
Back and forth, they go back andforth, right?
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Fair weather fan. Anyways, so they're on the DAC
train right now, and they're on the Cowboy train right now
because, you know, they are 8 and three.
They. Are they are So I don't know
what you guys think but I will say this and you guys are
probably you know some of the other you know fans are are like
yeah you guys are eight and three but who have you beat.
Well let me tell you. Let me tell you who they beat
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and and and you tell me if you're on the Dak train right
now, you beat the New York Giants twice.
You beat The Jets with, you know, Dak Wilson and friends,
and you beat the Patriots with Mac Jones, and you beat the
Chargers, and you beat the Rams,Panthers and the Commanders.
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So you're 8:00 and 3:00. They've had the easiest
schedule. Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
But let me tell you who they lost to, OK?
I'm just spitting facts, by the way.
Don't be hating on me. I'm just spitting facts.
All right? Dallas lost two the Eagles, the
Niners and the Cardinals. I remember that one right?
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They can't play on that turf. So I'm just saying, I think it's
going to be interesting to see what happens when they play
another team who's actually right, who's actually doing
stuff. A winning team?
Yeah. Any thoughts?
Oh Bland though we should give ashout out to Bland.
He was the first. He broke the record with five
pick sixes in a row. I did not know that.
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Yeah, see, I did bring a nugget.Yay, yay, nugget.
And if he gets another one, he'sjust gonna keep adding on to
this record. Literally.
That's amazing. If you write 5 picks, six in a
row, that's a weapon. That's amazing.
Yeah. Then the last game on
Thanksgiving. Oh, tell us.
Tell us about it. Hey, look at her.
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Look at. Her.
Hey, do you hate the Niners? I did not.
Oh good. I did not hate the Niners.
I knew I liked you. I.
Did not hate them. Do you have a?
How do you feel about Seattle? I am indifferent to Seattle, if
I'm being quite honest. That's fair.
Like every once, every three seasons I'm like, oh, they're
exciting. And then I'm like, I don't care
again. Right, right, right.
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That's true, though. I think that's how a lot of
people kind of feel. They don't, really.
But do you like the fluorescent green?
I love it. Do you love it?
Love it if you ever come in herewith fluorescent green though.
I love it. I.
Love the Do you, them and the Panthers have the best jerseys?
I do Panthers. Oh, Panthers black.
It's such a vibe. That fluorescent green though,
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that highlighter. Green.
That highlighter green is aggressive.
It's aggressive. It's fine.
Like I was really this week, I was feeling the Texans.
The all red with the red helmet.The throwback fire.
Yep. But agree.
If it was God, agree, Agree. Back to the game.
My bad. Hey, that's OK.
No. So listen, the Niners won.
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What else can I tell you? I could tell you a lot,
actually. We we did the revenge game
because the Thanksgiving in 2014, we lost.
And I will have it seared in my brain forever.
Richard Sherman taking a bite ofthat Turkey leg.
Like like like if like if it wasa niner leg.
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To to Jerkin. Turduckin.
Turduckin Yes. Well, yeah, whatever that was.
And it just it was bad. Like Dak, he also did that.
Yeah, sideline. But like as a Niner fan, you
just he did it. A little bit.
Richard was such a like wanted, oh, aggressive.
You wanted to knock him out and then he ended up playing.
It was just a nightmare, but whatever.
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But CMC did his thing, man. 2D2 touchdowns, 114 yards.
By the way, did you guys see? I did not know this.
I posted. I reposted the video that his
girlfriend Fiance posted. The model?
Olivia. What's her name?
Culpo OK, She posted this of of CMC without a shirt, showing all
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his bruises and all the blood. Do you see that?
OK, I posted that on our page. I forgot that it goes to
Facebook, our football sexy Facebook page, because I'm not.
I'll be honest, I'm not on therea lot.
I'm more on Instagram, right? I looked at it yesterday, just I
check on. I was like, what just happened?
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We got over 1000 followers from just that post and the views
were over 1,000,000. I mean his shirt.
Was off. His shirt was off.
That is So what do you want me to say?
I'm just saying. Cuz I didn't even know what the
video was about. And so and then when I turned
they were like, and there's blood on the sheets.
I was like, what am I watching? What the horror film is this
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right? Had no idea.
I just saw his shirt off and I was like, this.
Seems this seems nice, but then you hear the commentary.
I was like, what the fuck? All right, well, you know me.
I was looking and tell me I'm not the only one.
I'm looking at the bathroom. I'm looking by this.
Yeah, I'm seeing if the mirrors clean, I'm looking for the socks
on the floor. Like, if you're gonna show me
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around the house, I'm gonna be, I'm that background.
I will, I will. Totally look at your background.
I'm such that person like a dudeif a dude who sends me a
picture. So who took the picture though,
right? Oh, and then.
Zoom. In how you get this angle?
What? This right here, Why don't you
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have a cap on your toothpaste? Oh, huh.
I noticed that you sent it at 5:45 when the sun was
approximately at 10°, but this looks like it's dark outside.
You take this picture. You know the trek.
When someone sends you a photo on I on iPhones, you save the
photo and then when you save thephoto, go into your saved
photos. It'll tell you exactly what time
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that photo was taken and on whatday.
That scares me that she knows that.
She's a detector that all caughtthat scares me that.
She feels so bad for men. I'm sorry.
Because she she just did that. Inspector Gadget over here, and
I'm sure that's a story we're not going to get into.
Not, not this time. Football sexy after.
Dark after dark to be continued after dark What?
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Are some things to talk about. Well, listen, so.
I love us so much, girl. I'm telling you, you have no
idea. We won't spend much time.
But, my Lord, there was a first ever, and it was called the
Black Friday game, and it might as well have been called the
worst game ever. Oh, come on.
It was horrible. Are you serious?
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It was horrible. It was Miami versus The Jets.
You tell me one good thing aboutthat game.
I'll tell you what. Other than Mike McDaniels tennis
shoes, I love it. Yeah, that field.
Has claimed so many calves. Yes, it needs to go do something
about work. No, it's going to be gone next.
Year. Everybody's just ripping calves
and like keys on your. Fields.
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What's going on here, brother like?
That's the problem. Who's doing the maintenance?
I. Don't know, I wrote on our
story. The only way they can win a game
and. She said they did it on purpose.
There's some purpose That's smart.
See how you are. Listen, hey.
She said. Put some potholes in there too,
like. Put a couple divots in here.
If you have some broken glass, let's put that right on the goal
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line and see what happens. Booby trapped.
It's like the Home Alone house at.
The. Stadium like we got to try
something because fundamental football is not working for us.
So don't get outside the nails. This is field gate right here.
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This is by the way we talked about The Jets head coach Robert
Sala, who used to be our defensive coach, the Niner.
Because. They have some opinions.
I'm good. She has a big.
I'm also well, we talked about him being one of the hottest
looking coaches and we talked about his beard last week
because it was like flawless, almost painted on.
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Well guess what? He must have heard all the noise
because I didn't know more than us.
We're talking about it. He shaved it.
If you look on the game against Miami, he got got rid of his
beard. I.
Bought just for men, I think. Well, that's the.
Thing I bought just for men, I think.
I think people were like, we must not have been the only ones
talking about it just for men, because it's gone now.
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OK, it's gone. It's just for nobody.
Your boy, Mike, when The Jets fans were teasing him, Love him
and. They're like saying, oh, are you
cold? Are you cold?
Yeah, He turned around. He said I am cold and I'm
winning. Yep, and I'm winning.
I love petty. I love petty.
I love Petty Girl by the way. I love you guys.
Know I love my again, another Niner, by the way, I get all
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irritated because we get all these great coaches and then
they literally are gone the nextyear.
Because I get it. They get, they get a chance,
they graduate. But I if it was me, I Nope, You
got to stay here forever. What?
Hey, it's like the mafia. Once you're a Niner, that's it.
We're closing the door. And as we whack you ourselves,
you stay. You know what I mean?
Anyway, so Mike McDaniels, he's a sneaker head.
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And so, by the way, did we show her sneakers yet?
Fired. Love it.
OK. I'm a sneaker head And so he had
on these fire Nikes. I'm like I I whoever.
Gets his swag in general right. He's got yeah.
We just can't. We just, dude.
Sadly, I was like, I would wear that.
Did you? I don't know.
If you guys saw his outfit, I would wear his little outfit.
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Shopping his closet, she said. I sure will.
Yeah, I do look at the sidelinesa lot of times and be like, let
me see where we can find, because I think we're trying to
find Tomlin hat on an amazing sweatshirt on the on Steelers.
Really. It was like just in the middle.
And they have, because my dude'sa Raiders fan and they have one
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that doesn't say Las Vegas. That's the same as the Nike
without the Las Vegas, but so definitely look on the side to
see what's going on. Let me see what I need to be
looking for. Oh, OK, well, we got to get you
some swag after the show, but let's see what else has happened
in the you said Raiders. We should talk about your Your
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man's a Raider fan and how did he feel about the loss to the
Chiefs? It was a it was a sad day.
They came out, but if you saw they came out like with that
fight in them, the Raiders in the first quarter, I was like,
OK, let's go, yeah, let's go. Then they was like, no, we're
done. OK, I'm tired.
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OK, we forgot that was my homes over there, OK?
I was born for the Raiders too. I.
Really was. I thought it was.
One and done. We got to be oh, OK 4/4 pretty
sure that they had zero rush oh in the first half.
It's quite possible. Like it was for the Chiefs.
It was like, what is going on? It was weird.
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It was. And that's the thing The Chiefs,
they they they're pulling out the wins.
But they're like. They look tired.
They just like that offense is not firing.
It's like the little engine thatcould.
They're like, right? So I get there, Yes.
That's what I feel when I watch them.
I mean, Andy Reid did break the records for the most regular
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season wins for Kansas City. He passed Hank Strahm, which is
like a old, old legend for Kansas City.
So that did happen. And Josh Jacobs?
I mean, he did his thing with the 110 yards, so.
I mean, Mahomes had 298 yards. Again, he he had another great
game. Rice was the star of this game.
I think every week Mahomes is kind of finding a new target to
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highlight here. I I don't count that win against
The Jets as much. I think the true tests are
coming up. You know, they 100%.
Eagles. They're the Cowboys.
Like they're coming up right and.
They're looking tired and they have that ahead of them, they
looking. Sleepy.
I don't know where the Swifty's went.
Yeah, but. Hopefully home, hopefully home I
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I am. Are you over it?
Are you done with that? Are you done with the whole
Swifty thing? I am over it so much.
I'm just like I. I just don't like it because
it's too much. It's too much all at once.
And if we're really going to sithere and talk football, I don't
know why Taylor Swift has come out of my mouth so many times.
I hear you on. That.
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One, I could have lived my entire life without ever saying
her name. And now I have to say it every
fucking week. Because she has her own stat.
Now, yes. Where is she?
Where is? I don't care.
Are they playing her music? If they're not doing good, they
play her music. That's great.
I love the pettiness. I love the pettiness, so we have
a swiftie over there. Just a little FYI.
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That's fine. And it's lame.
Like, I love Taylor Swift over here.
Yes, I love her right here. When we're playing music, Taylor
Swift is here. But when I'm in football mode, I
don't want to hear her crying about how some dude did
something right. Well, I have bad.
Who's zooming in on her? She's not.
I have bad news for you. I believe I saw a little post
that says she has landed in Kansas City for this week's
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game. I thank the Lord.
I could be wrong. I could be wrong.
All is going to be OK guys. It could be wrong.
They're going to have a new lease on life we're.
Going to get through this. One, and he looks tired because
he's trying to keep up with her rock her rock star lifestyle and
not he just looks tired. He's not who he was before he
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started getting some swifty Pussy she.
Said what? She said.
Yes. Hey, well, I think.
I think I don't know what to sayafter that other than.
The fact that so. You're talking right into that
mic, so we hear every word you're saying.
Man, I want to make. Sure, we have these nuts here.
OK, man. Well, we're going to make a
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quick. Turn.
They're going to come to me. I'm sorry.
I love Taylor's. Oh girl, they are going to come.
From I love I Do Love Taylor Let's be Let's be.
Clear. Just not at the games just not
at the it's fair. Well, the I will just say this
and then we got to talk about this Eagles Bills games.
But what I don't like is like why the two parents are gonna
meet at the NFL. Like can we do this privately at
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some point Like that's a little much.
That was weird. That was a little much.
I. Would wanna be there too.
Yeah, I want my parents talking to my man's parents the first
time. When I'm not there to supervise,
right, right. You gotta have supervision,
right? And you're gonna have just in
the box looking like, I don't know, it's a little much.
I know my mom. She can't be left alone when I'm
out trying to do. My mom can't be most I need to
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be there. Oh, my God.
Well, let's talk about a couple of games before we leave here.
And this is Eagles versus the Bills.
That was the game of the week. I'm sure that you guys would all
agree it was insane. It was the first time the Niners
and the Dallas Cowboys were on the same team going for the
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Bills. I think that would be safe to
say I posted a little picture saying pretty much that the
Niners and the Cowboy fans are all pulling for the Buffalo
Bills. And man, the comments were
blowing up quickly 'cause it wastrue.
But guess what happened, girl? I mean, what about that game for
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real? The Eagles are a team that the
last four games they've trailed at the half.
Yeah, they're, they're behind. They're playing from behind and
we play from behind. The run game is really hard to
keep, you know, coming up with and and Jalene numbers, like
they go up and down every other week.
Yeah, you know, it's really confusing to me.
But Josh Allen? I don't know what to tell you.
You've never won an overtime game.
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What are you? Oh, and six.
Oh, and six. Overtime games and what?
Two in, two in six in games whenyou you're with one possession
like what's happening here? And he was what, number one in
fantasy this week too, though like he yeah, I believe that he
has so many. I felt so bad for him because he
was #1 in fantasy, but still could not get the win.
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But can we agree that my Josh Allen?
Oh, the Eagles of this year. Are not like the Eagles of
previous like previously. It almost seemed like everything
was easy, like they were just like punching through games.
Nothing was a big deal. They didn't work for anything.
That's why. That's why he was on the
sideline like this. They won the game and he was
just sitting there going becausehow many games can you keep
doing this? How many games?
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And you got my boys. We're going to talk about it.
My boys coming up, coming up, I.Argue that this type of play is
what's going to make them successful in a playoff game.
This type of play, like you're going to fight through this
grit, you're going to have to fall behind Jalen.
Other people are going to have to pick you up every once in a
while and it's proving to work. Yeah, well, we've talked about
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it several times this season. How many times have I read stats
where the team's winning all allthe stats they're leading, but
they don't have the win? I could tell you over and over
and it's just like you have to find a way to win and Buffalo
can't seem to do that it it it. Or keep their tempers in check
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after a game. Well, we don't know exactly what
was said because per him, the fan, the Eagle fans were saying
some really bad things to the Buffalo Bills and they just had
it and talking about your familyand stuff.
And I have been at certain gameswhere some of these fans are out
of control and I don't think it's.
I don't think. I think they asked for them to
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get have those fans booted and they weren't.
And I have it on good authority.Don't hate me, Eagles fans.
I'm just fitting facts. I have it on good authority that
a lot of the NFL wives do not goto the Philadelphia games.
Oh yes, I've heard the same thing.
And nor do the players want their wives to go.
That's sad. A lot.
That's sad. So all that to say, there's two
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sides to every story, right? But what?
What is very factual is that thecommanders were winning by 7.
Eagles pulled it out. Dallas was winning by three.
Eagles pulled it out. This is at halftime and the
Chiefs and the Bills were winning by 10.
What? What?
What I didn't like at that game was, was when I saw the Bills
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and I'm going for the Bills likeno other.
Like, I'm like, let's. Go right, let's go.
And I'm like wait. And I see us, us, the bills.
I see the Bills going down the field and I'm looking at the
clock and I'm like, slow down. I'm saying to myself, slow down,
run the ball, pass. I'm like, no, no, no, run the
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ball pass. And I'm like, OK, are you guys
not understanding that you cannot give Jalen Hurts or
Mahomes, you can't give these guys?
1 a minute and 52 seconds, whichis what you left on the clock.
And they didn't even have to score a touchdown.
No, just the field goal. I was like.
I was so painful. That was horrible.
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Time management for Jalen Hurts.Are you serious?
These guys? You can't.
You can't even leave 40 seconds,right?
Yeah, and you just doubled that.I was so mad and I'm like, who
is managing the clock? And even I'll be honest, I think
it was, Tony, Romo said. Oh yeah, I would just, I would
just get a touchdown. And I'm thinking, no, no, no,
no, no, You can't do that with the Eagles.
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Play it safe. You have to like.
Run it out a touchdown when he can still get a touchdown.
Right. You know what I'm saying.
See. With the Bills, and also I'm
going to correct myself, Earlierwe were talking about the
Chiefs. That confused the Chiefs with
the Bills. It's the Bills who I was saying
they're going to be taking on the Chiefs and the Cowboys.
And this was, you know, forget that win against The Jets.
But now they're six and six. Yeah, and you got 14 days off
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14. That's almost enough time to get
lazy. Yeah, yeah.
So, So what do you do to shake things up?
What do you They're done. There's nothing to shake up.
The bills are done. They sit down next, they're
done. Sadly.
I just. I think that they that was the
must win for them. I agree.
I I think they right and I thinkthat's what I think.
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They even know it. Like that was it.
That's why the field goal was sosad.
It was, it was like that was thefinal like nail in the coffin,
like and scene like this is, yeah, this is it.
Before we get into next week. No, wait and I go ahead.
Can we give him? Can we just give a second to the
Chargers, Ravens game? Oh yeah, but I was going to, I
want to just go back on this onesecond on the one fact that this
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is the difference. I think in the NFL this stat is
between with the Buffalo Bills, with Josh Allen and Jalen Hertz.
Hertz, There was a third and 15 like on the 35 right?
He finds his guy in the end zone.
Same kind of play for Allen. It was like 30 and five on the
25. And remember, he misses what's
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his name? Davis.
Whatever. I forget his name and they each.
James Cook, That dropped one. No, the other one where he he
went left and Allen threw right and it was an option play and
he's like, I guess wrong. That's the difference.
The Jalen Hurts of the world, they make those plays count.
And you knew it when it you knewit.
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That was a difference maker. When they missed that, you knew
it wasn't coming back. But and just to go back on that
the the stats the, I mean Jalen,he had a good game, but Josh had
a good game as well. I mean they both had two rushing
touchdowns. Both have one INTS.
It just you got to like, find a way to win and two fumbles.
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The Eagles do the. Eagles do.
And and and Josh Ellen. Josh Allen is literally the
highest. He has the most turnovers in the
NFL. And his team's still doing good.
So wild. Anyways, let's talk about the
happy Chargers. No, listen, I'm just.
Going to get into it briefly. Tell us how you really feel.
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Tell us how you really. Feel Chargers Ravens.
I'm not going to lie I picked the Ravens in my pick em's
because I'm a real person and I have a brain.
But Lamar Jackson? Another great game.
Also fun fact he watched My Little brothers story on
Instagram. So.
Shout out shout. Out to Lamar Jackson.
Nice. But you know the thing about the
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Chargers is guys like, I'm like numb to it.
Yeah, I'm numb and I'm over it. I'm so over it.
And I know we all hate Staley like Brent.
Like we get it. But he is.
If you think he is the only problem, you are naive.
He is not the only problem. It's our GM, it's the players.
It's it's all the way down. Okay, it's all the way down.
We have so much money being pumped into this team that isn't
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doing anything. Joey Bosa, what are you like
16,000,000? Where are you?
Williams. Williams is that 14,000,000
Where are you? You know, it's just it's.
Unheard of to me that we have somuch talent, but that they're
not producing anything right andI'm over it.
I'm truly over this team. Stop the bleeding.
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I think our playoff percentage chances, 12%, cut it now, tank
the year, get a draft pick, and honestly, the organization just
needs to reboot everything, really.
They really do. And it's hard and frustrating to
watch as a Chargers fan, but more so as a football fan.
Because a team with so many likelook at Keenan Allen, you're
wasting Keenan Allen's career away.
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He had another 100 plus yard game I think, or 99 whatever.
It was like, what a waste of hiscareer.
Eckler over here running the ball like a crazy guy.
Garrett had a touch up. Like, it's so frustrating.
It's and I'm not even a Chargersfan and I'm frustrated for you
guys. And you know, like, we consider
Keenan Allen a friend of the show.
Yeah, even though he doesn't know that.
Oh, OK, cool. But he's a friend of the show.
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And our heady is, I get that, I get that.
And the reason is because Michelle, who does my hair, does
Deandre's hair on Keenan Allen'swife's hair and she does a lot
of player's hair. Yeah, so that's basically
friend. Of the friend, Friend of the
show. Basically best friend.
We're basically best friend. I took a.
Picture with the rock and now we're besties.
So, I mean, I get it. OK, so I want I want you to know
I wrote one thing next to my cards for the Raven Charger
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game. You want to read it?
Girl, I only got one good idea. OK, where?
Where is that at the very top? Can you read it?
Loud it, Loud it. Isn't him?
Yeah, Herbert isn't him. That's what.
That's what my card say. Herbert isn't him.
Because at the end of the day again, you know, I you know I
got love for you and we have friends out there that are
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Charger fans. I watch these guys and I'm like
there is 0 edge. My team's got to have edge.
I always talk about Kittle. Kittle has like like everybody
should have a Kittle right on their team.
They should somebody with some Justin, he's got that you know
you somebody that can get dirty that can go on the sidelines and
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get everybody pumped up and dapped up and all that.
And I I see the Chargers and maybe I'm missing it, but I
don't see that he. Didn't have a bad game.
He was 29. For 44, it doesn't matter,
though. It doesn't matter.
No, she. Doesn't look at.
He's a a cool surfer guy. Yeah, you're actually Sunshine,
Yeah. Oh my God.
One of my favorite movies of alltime.
I'm sunshine no, but like but. Sunshine isn't who you go to
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when you want to get, when you when you got to have that dog in
you. That's not who you go look for.
So like I I've, I've heard from good authority.
Yes, that when he when he like when he misses a receiver.
OK, like he'll come. He'll, like see him in the
huddle or all the silent. Oh, man, I'm sorry, man.
I'll get you next time like Okay, but I want to see like.
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But there's no room for politeness in football.
I don't know. I wanna see a dog.
I wanna in my quarterback. And listen, Brock Purdy is a
nice guy, right? We know this.
Her feeling she's going into thehood.
I just don't see chemistry, that's all.
I'm trying to say no, but the real.
Chemistry. The organization will not fire
their coach. They're not gonna.
No, they've got. To, but not mid season.
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They don't do that. The Chargers do that.
You might as well. They won't do it mid season.
No. And and again like it's I I
mean, I'm remembering now too. Lindsay is another player we're
paying like, I think. 9 million to and and Davis 6,000,000 I
don't even. Know just hemorrhaging money and
not getting any talent in return.
Why? It's why?
So you think Staley is going to?Million for Lindsay?
(47:11):
You think Staley is going to make it the full season?
Yeah. And then they'll fire him.
Do you think? Do you think they're?
Not going to do a mid season fire.
That's too erratical. That's that's a RAID ban.
Of demanding it. I trust you.
I don't know their. History was.
Firing. I don't know if they're I'm the
same. I don't know their history.
There was a time we used to say as a Raider.
I mean, Yikes. As a Chargers fan and Chargers
(47:32):
fans know this. We don't lose in December.
I remember a time. Oh boy.
Never lost a remember and now it's Yeah, yeah, now.
It's usually it's Monica. Every year.
Every year. Why don't you?
The same garbage every year? I'm sick of it.
I'm sick of it. Well, here's here's.
(47:53):
Listen, I'm all about solution. I'm all about solution, yes.
So if I was part of your organization, where do you
start? I would start with the uniforms.
I would start let's let's let's get some fire powder.
Blue coat. She.
Said first thing first, take offyour damn clothes because you
look ugly. That was the most female thing
(48:14):
that's been said outside of the pitcher stocking.
I know this entire podcast was even a.
Powder. The powder blue can't is not
doggy, you know. It's not doggish.
It's fair. We need a little like let's.
Wear Navy. It can't be.
More Navy. They were Navy on Sunday.
I don't work either, so I give up.
(48:36):
I don't know. I'm going to ask my girl here
though, because now we we know we all have our allegiances.
Like if you had a Viking player that you're like, this is my go
to Viking player. The guy that you like assimilate
with the Vikings, who's that going to be for you?
Like ever. Or just right now.
Ever. You know what?
(48:58):
It made me so happy. To see AP on the horn.
Yeah, yeah, yesterday. Because I hated how they did
him. Yep.
Adrian Peterson. Hated how they treated Adrian
Peterson. Just keep disciplining this.
He taught, trying to educate theOK, sorry, so bring it back.
Adrian Peterson got in trouble and this was the downfall of
everything because he disciplined his child and I used
(49:21):
to be a social worker. And if it's not a marker bruise
that lasts for longer than threedays, you just told them to get
the hell on somewhere. And it was the like the downfall
of him. And I just didn't appreciate how
the team and organization didn'thave his back during that time.
So to see him blowing the horn last night, I was excited.
Yes, he was a workhorse. He was a fucking ox like I loved
(49:44):
AP. And he's he's a special player.
Actually recently got the pleasure of sitting down and
talking with him too, because hereally could have played on both
sides. Yes, he could have played
defensive. I mean, there's some plays where
he's just shocking a player to the side.
Like he gave his body and soul to the Vikings.
Yes, he really did. And then he tried to get it on
Dancing with the Stars and things didn't go so well.
(50:04):
That's why sometimes you guys sit down.
Yeah, I like that. I didn't see that he better in
the end zone, that everybody. Can't be image, you got to sit
down sometimes. Yeah, but I like that that's
your pick because he is a huge face of the organization.
Absolutely. I.
Think Vikings, you think? Yeah.
Well, we can't get out of here without talking about a few
things. We're going to wrap it up, but
(50:24):
the Steelers finally got rid of Matt Canada.
They were literally chanting forthat.
The Steeler fans, they got it. And guess what they got after
that firing? They got over 400 yards, which
had never been done in like the last 58 regular season.
So shout out to all our Steeler fans with a lot on the page.
Shout out to our Girl D die hardSteeler fan, but I think before
(50:46):
we wrap up we have to talk aboutwhat was your favorite meme.
Oh, my favorite meme. Bring me back to the Vikings.
It was. It was someone telling Dobbs if
you if you throw the ball to a player not on your team, you can
go to space. And he's suited up in an
astronaut suit and he's like, ready to go to space.
Oh my God. Freaking Dobbs, astronaut, you
(51:09):
know. Oh my God, it hurts.
Me, It's funny. It's funny.
It's funny meme. I think I sent it to you
yesterday. My favorite one forever will be
the meme of the NFC North, whereit's the Bears, the Lions, the
Vikings, and then the Packers. And this little white girl
packing up girls makes me so happy Every single time, I mean.
(51:30):
Mine was. I touched on it.
It was the halftime show we wanted, which was Creed, and the
halftime show we got, which was a paper igloo in.
General Oh my God. Well, we will end it with our
predictions and our thoughts on the Niner Eagle game, which to
me is like a semi Super Bowl forthe NFC.
Like this is a huge game. This is what everybody wants to
(51:53):
see. We all know the Niners are going
to take it. I'm going to go with, I don't
know, I feel I'm feeling 31 to 27.
I will put numbers. Please go to the I can edit this
out if I want but no not. With everyone go to our app.
Make your predictions for all the games, including this game,
the pickups. And the pickups, they're super
(52:14):
fun. I'm not going to say anything
right now. I need them a little.
No, not fair. I will still love you.
Just say, are the Niners going to win or the?
Eagles I want to say the Niners will win this game.
They should win this game. They are the most complete team.
When it comes to the NFL right now, yeah.
Let's humble those birds. Melissa.
I'm down a little bit. Miners are bringing it home.
(52:36):
OK, got to humble them. 10 and. One, I'm going with Eagles.
I'm going with Eagles. I.
Listen, listen. Why do you think that I'm?
Going I'm going with my boy Jalen.
I have to. I have to.
I have to. May I any other reason other
than Jalen? I just like to have a good game
(52:58):
in my house and one of my best friends is a 49er fan, so I just
lock in so we can battle and do shots when the other one scores.
I like him. Come over.
I know, right? So my thought is this is that,
listen, Brock Purdy has gone through it.
He had a little three-game slump.
As you guys all know, I have watched every single game since
(53:21):
DIRECTV allowed me to. We are all healthy so far.
We are all back. We've got Hargrove, you've got
Young, you've got Warner. Other than Hufunga, who's out,
our team is back. And to me, the the difference of
this game is going to be if Brock can be Brock, If Brock is
(53:42):
Brock, the guy that I think he is, the guy that I've said who
he is, which is the next franchise quarterback for the
Niners. The Niners will win that game.
Yeah, the Niners will win that game.
And by the way, as we walked in here, they are favored.
Which is crazy to me. I thought, I thought we were
going to be underdogs by three, but we were actually favored.
(54:05):
Like, that's crazy. That's wild.
I am so excited. And that's here's the bad thing
about not the bad thing about what I do when I started
football Sexy, I said Here's my the one thing I'm not ever going
to miss a Niner game, no matter what.
That was like my thing. You're still a fan first.
I'm still a fan first, but I know so many of our friends out
(54:26):
there wanted to want us to get together for the Niner Eagle
game. But I just have to be a fan 1st
and not. Work.
Don't talk to me. You know what I mean?
I don't she. Can't do it.
Talking to me, I can't do it. But we will have the Super Bowl
at the ice house. But yeah, what do you think,
girl? Hey, we come to.
(54:48):
Our Super Bowl party How can we join?
When are you? Performing next.
Oh shoot, probably a lot that I can't think of right now, but I
am. Who posted for you?
I'm currently on the road with Tiffany Haddish and we're at
Yamava on. January 19th, I believe.
Amazing. So that's The One Show that I do
(55:08):
know is coming up and give her ashout out from her.
Now we could call her friend of the show too, Arsenio.
And she actually just did. Yes, the Paint Manners Podcast
because we went to. Do this quick.
I know we got to wrap up. We went to the Monday Night
Football game, we went to a Jetsgame.
I'm not Jets. Sorry, Giants game.
(55:29):
And she ended up in the booth with Troy.
I took a picture with Troy Aikman, So we're best friends
now. He's a friend of the show, too.
Yes, he's a friend of the show. And Buck so like it's she's
really into football as well so I love it.
Well give her a shout out for usand you got to come back.
I will. Can you come back?
I will come back. This was so much fun.
(55:49):
Thank you for coming and Oh my God, let's go week 13.
Let's go Niners. And always keep it sexy.
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