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"It's a sad end to an otherwise successful meeting."
It's been another huge week at Footballland Towers, as we continue to build the world's first football theme park, using the 1 billion dollars we were accidentally given by the state of Qatar.
This week our special guest is none other than WAYNE LINEKER, brother of former England international Gary Lineker, and owner of Lineker's Bar in Ibiza (the future of which is uncertain).
Wayne will be the first to try out the new green room! Mark has constructed a 10 foot by 10 foot fibreglass testicle, lined with plush velvet. From now onwards, guests will sit inside the testicle until they're ready to pitch their idea. We can't wait to find out what ride Wayne has dreamed up!
Also, Anthony unveils the new flagship rollercoaster - the Goalie Coaster. The ONLY rollercoaster where failure to save enough goals gets you placed in a torture isolation tank in the gift shop!
Plus a Patreon pitches the new fairground attraction, Lee Cattermole's Petting Zoo - guests stick their hand in a black box, and have to guess whether the trapped animal within is a cat or a mole.
And Mark brings us his new logistical scheme - Ballboys for Cleaners.
Keep your ideas coming - we'll discuss them all in upcoming meetings.
Footballland Explained:
Anthony Richardson has accidentally been given $1 billion dollars by Qatar to build a football-themed theme park in Qatar for the 2022 World Cup. He and Mark Davison (Chief Ride Engineer) are in a race against the clock to design and commission the most exciting football theme park rides in the history of amusements.
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