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January 19, 2021 39 mins

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"I'm two years old. I don't think it's very nice to see your own fans booing you. I don't think it's very nice at all."


We are delighted to unveil Meeting 13 of Footballland, featuring comedian and presenter Tom Deacon's addition to the park - The England National House of Horrors.


In this terrifying experience, guests will walk through a series of shameful rooms, depicting The Three Lions' mostly dismal displays on the international stage over the last 70 years. 


PLUS:


- Anthony pitches Alan Hansen's Lost Childhood Youth Team Tournament.

- Mark unveils Luis Suarez's Pacman Maze 

- Patron Chris Pinguin sends in a jingle 

- And an exciting marketing opportunity: Durex have got in touch and want a ride that's 'sexy but safe.'


Keep your ideas coming - we'll discuss them all in upcoming meetings.


Footballland Explained:


Anthony Richardson has accidentally been given $1 billion dollars by Qatar to build a football-themed theme park in Qatar for the 2022 World Cup. He and Mark Davison (Chief Ride Engineer) are in a race against the clock to design and commission the most exciting football theme park rides in the history of amusements.


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