June 24, 2025 • 27 mins
Your browser history might be your most closely guarded secret. We all have those moments—hovering over the delete button, wondering if anyone else might see the digital breadcrumbs of our curiosity. This episode dives headfirst into those moments when our private digital lives suddenly become exposed.
Jack kicks things off with a provocative thought experiment: what's your honest reaction when you discover something unexpected in someone else's browser history? Through hilarious personal anecdotes—including an unforgettable night at a Guam nightclub called "Denial" that takes an unexpected turn—we explore how these moments of accidental discovery can create both comedy and crisis in our relationships.
The humor here isn't just for laughs; it reveals something deeper about how we navigate privacy, judgment, and acceptance in the digital age. When someone's browser history exposes interests or preferences they haven't shared with you, is it a betrayal or simply a part of their private world you weren't meant to see?
This episode also debuts our new segment "No Face, No Case," where listeners can anonymously submit their relationship questions and dilemmas. Our first submission tackles a painful situation: discovering a long-term partner is bisexual and has been unfaithful with a mutual friend. Through this discussion, we examine how couples might better navigate curiosity and desire together rather than separately.
Whether you've had your own "delete my history" moment or you're curious about how others handle digital privacy in relationships, this raw, unfiltered conversation offers both entertainment and insight. Share your own anonymous questions or feedback through any platform where you listen to For Steppers Only.
Songs Featured:
Leon Thomas - MUTT
https://music.apple.com/us/album/mutt/1770204463?i=1770205275
Dj Drama Feat. Chris Brown
https://music.apple.com/us/album/mutt/1770204463?i=1770205275
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Episode Transcript
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Speaker 1 (00:31):
And I know damn well, I can't think y'all
motherfuckers are ready thismorning for four steppers only.
I'm Jack, by the way, thatlittle motherfucker Like y'all.
I always say all the time, buthey, we tell y'all like this all
the time, no matter how big orhow small I am, we tell you to
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sit back and watch amotherfucking step for step.
But I don't think y'all areready for this episode at all.
I mean at all.
Because I mean shit, we got tohit y'all with this all.
Because I mean shit, we gottahit y'all with this.
Uh-oh, I know y'all a lot ofy'all freaking motherfuckers out
there know what that sound mean.
But hey, I just got apreference because I mean like,
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like, I'm gonna tell y'all likethis right now, the name of this
episode is Delete my browserhistory.
So there's a reason why I cameup with this concept.
Because I mean, we were havinga discussion the other day and
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me and a couple of my partners,you know, we were just talking
about this shit and we was likeshit, man, there's some freaky
motherfuckers out here, there'ssome real freaky motherfuckers
out here.
I mean shit.
I mean like I say tomotherfuckers out here I mean
shit.
I mean, like I say to peopleall the time, I don't judge shit
.
I mean because why would I wantsomebody judging me off my
situations?
Because, like shit, like aphilosophy of mine is, if you
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buy Plan B, you better make sureyou use that motherfucker to
the fullest and maximum extent,because I mean you got, got,
what is it 24, 48 hours thatmotherfucker goddamn start
gesturing and doing that.
Whatever you got to do, so youbetter goddamn get your money's
worth, your 52.95 out of thatmotherfucker we talking about
down at the local cvs.
So what we're saying is thisthis is my question to all the
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masters out there.
So I asked one of my sisters andI asked a couple of my partners
.
I even asked my 19 year old sonis hey, what would you do if
you know you, you, you, you andyour partner kicking it and you
need to look up some?
Now you tell me hey, bro, look,look this X, y, z up and a
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motherfucker pulls up hisbrowser and the first thing you
see is this motherfucker beenlooking at chicks with dicks,
them, lady boys, them.
I come and you, you come onfloor, type shit.
What do you say?
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What is your response?
Because I mean to me.
I was just like, I just triedto shrug that shit off like it's
regular porn.
You know what I'm saying, but inmy mind it's like, bro, what
type of shit you on, bro?
Shit, man, because I don't want, I don't want to be goddamn
hitting something from the backand I feel this hitting, but
hitting back on my leg.
What the fuck, what the hell isthat?
(03:25):
What the hell is that?
So we were having a discussionand one of my, one of my friends
, she, she, she out, though, sheout though, um, and the the
biggest thing that that she saidwas you know, jay, you know I'm
bisexual.
Sowoo-da-woo-da-woo-da-woo-da-woo,
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bitch, come on, bitch, be forreal.
There's no way in hell you'regoing to sit there and tell me
that you would be okay with yourboyfriend, your husband, this,
that.
And the third, hittingsomething with a penis but has
titties up top and real prettyin the face, but it still has a
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penis.
I mean, if that's your forte,that's your forte because I'll
tell y'all a funny story thathappened, um, when I was
stationed out in Guam to one ofmy buddies he gonna kill me.
When I talked about this.
I, I know for a fact he goingto kill me.
So you know it was our firstnight on the island.
A lot of y'all don't know I'mfive fucking six Motherfuckers.
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Be telling me I'm short all thetime.
I don't give a fuck.
I still bite your motherfuckingankles.
But anyway, we're going to goback to the story.
So we're gonna go back to thestory.
So it's our first night on theisland, our first weekend of
liberty after we didn't gotchecked in everything, and it's
in the third.
So we hit up this club calleddenial in tuman.
If anybody know about tuman,they got one, they got one bar
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down there.
They used to sell drinks when Iwas there.
For what was it?
It was like.
It was like you paid tendollars to get in and you get
free.
Well, drinks until 12, as manyas you can handle it, as many as
you can.
Um, you know, digest because.
So that was our first spot forhitting.
So we ended up.
We, we walked outside, you knowwe walking on the strip.
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It's a lot of fucking clubs,strip clubs, you know, shit like
that on this strip.
So we see this one bar, we seethis one club bar, whatever the
fuck you want to call it, andthe line is like like it's like
one of those spots you be like,god damn, what the fuck going on
in there.
I need to be in thatmotherfucker.
So we end up going standing inline so we ain't paying no
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attention, no attention at all.
The name of the club is fuckingdenial.
So shit, we just knowmotherfuckers, we got down
naming clubs weird shit just toget motherfuckers attention.
This, that and the third,whatever, whatever.
So we ain't paying no,nevermind to that shit, because
we are highly inebriated.
When I tell you we are highlyinebriated, we got to that
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fucking club at like what was itlike like nine o'clock and we
were drinking until 12 till theycut off the free will drinks.
So we like I'm double fistingshit.
I'm talking about two cups, onein each hand, type shit.
So I'm, I'm, I'm good and we'regonna say liquid or lubricated
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or, you know, highly hydrated.
You know what I'm saying.
But so we get inside but wevibing, they got, I'm talking
about the music is onmotherfucking point.
I'm not, I'm talking about I'min that motherfucker, just
goddamn.
I'm talking about just vibing.
So I look over my home, but hejust got them over there
grinding with a motherfucker.
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So after I've drank all this,the liquor, now I'm just
drinking water and beer, youknow, just to keep, you know,
just to keep myself hydrated soI won't have a hangover in the
morning.
So, boom, I'm starting to lookaround, I'm trying to figure out
why all these fucking femalesare taller than me.
I'm talking my homeboy overthere.
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Goddamn.
I said, boy, he got no gettingit, so the shit.
But that's so the lights comeon.
I'm starting to realize thesemotherfuckers are a little tall,
and I'm not saying that like,like by a couple inches, I'm
talking about thesemotherfuckers like a couple feet
taller than me.
I'm like, god damn thesemotherfuckers, hands big, feet
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big, but I ain't paying, no,never mind, because you know I'm
fucked up.
So my homeboy got done, we gotoutside.
He told me something hey, jay,you saw that little motherfucker
I was with she talking abouttaking me to the hotel.
I said, okay, bro, what hotelyou going to be at?
You got your little you know,your little goddamn
international phone on you so wecan, you know, if you need us,
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come pick you up, because we hada little Guam bomb which is
like a little like a littlebeater car that you pay a little
bit close to little, to nomoney for when you get on the
island.
So you know you can move aroundand you ain't got to rent no
car.
So boom, so you know it's alittle beetle man.
I'm talking about thatmotherfucker, like that type
shit, like the motherfucker looklike he been through some world
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wars and shit.
So we out there and next, so weget all the way back to the
compound, my little guy, and theinternational phone starts
ringing.
I'm like shit, who the fuckcalling me this late?
Because, to remind you, back inthe states it's 16 hours ahead.
I'm thinking it's my mama orsomebody else that just want to
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see how I'm doing, whether Imade it or not.
Whatever, whatever, whatever,it's my partner, this
motherfucker sound like hegoddamn running for his life I'm
talking about.
I said nigga, what's wrong withyou, hey man?
Hey man, can you come pick meup?
What's wrong with you?
Don't worry about it, don'tworry about it.
Just come pick me up, pleasecome pick me up, okay.
(08:56):
So we get there and themotherfucker is only in a hotel
robe, his tennis shoes,no-transcript, just y'all.
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Hey, y'all gotta take this shitto y'all grave.
Y'all gotta promise me, y'alltake this shit to y'all grave.
I said what the fuck manpromise me?
Hey, okay, bro, what's up?
He told me, so, man.
So I was up there, you know,you know kissing and shit.
And I said, okay, y'all.
Um, next thing, you know, hetold me something.
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Man, we got, you know, makingout and shit.
I ain't paying no, not mine,because we still up in the hotel
taking shots.
He's talking about something,bro.
I was fucked up.
I had to go take a shower tobounce back, you know.
Just, you know, tighten up.
I said, okay, he's talkingabout.
I came out, you know, in thislittle bathrobe that when I got
on and the motherfucker justpushed me down and, you know,
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got the core, I said, oh, bro.
So I said what's the problem?
You you down, you you called uslike you were in emergency.
What the fuck happened?
Tell me why this motherfuckinggonna tell us, man, I'm talking
about.
Man, I got the rubbing.
He's talking.
I'm feeling titties, I'mfeeling woo.
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He's telling me.
I started trying to grab the ass.
Motherfucker kept pushing myhand down.
He said, no, you know, I'mtrying to grab the ass.
You know, just trying to.
You know, grab a grab.
You know, do the pat, pat, shit.
He's talking about something.
The motherfucker might haveWiggled a little bit and he felt
something slap against his leg.
I said, bro, you felt somethingslap against your leg.
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What you mean?
A hell or something.
He told me something, bro.
I didn't realize themotherfucker was naked in the
room Because all the lights wereoff, but I'm you know, I ain't
feeling no cold when I'm feelingthe titties.
I said okay, well, that's cool.
He told me something, bro.
I went to reach down there.
You know, try to play with the,the p, the puss.
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Motherfucker ain't got no puss.
I said what I said.
I said what it was, what it was?
Like a barbie doll, like themotherfucker just got them a
piece of plastic and ain'tnothing.
He said no jay, no jack, nojackson.
The motherfucker ain't had nopussy.
I said nigga, I'm slow, tell mewhat the fuck, what the fuck?
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He said nigga, it had a dick.
It, goddamn had a motherfuckingpenis.
It had a cock.
I said oh shit.
I said.
I said so what did you do?
He said I panicked.
I said well.
I said dude.
I said well, it's too late topanic.
You already goddamn got yourdick in his mouth I, I said you
already enjoying it, so why notfinish it off?
So I'm making a mockery of thisshit.
If you know me, I make jokesand shit to make shit lighter
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because we all get placed intraumatic situations where we
cannot function off of bullshit.
So I'm making, I'm making ajoke of this shit.
So I I'm bad about that.
I got a very dark sense ofhumor because I find funniness
in the worst of shit.
That's like what me on aprevious episode about narrowing
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my balls and other things.
Um, that's like somebody askedme one time like this is another
thing.
Um, I mean, I mean, Iunderstand, people have their
own preferences, like one ofmine is.
They told my son, jack, wouldyou ever hit a skinny chick?
I said no, dog.
I said I'll never sleep with asanity person.
I did that shit one time.
They said why.
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I said what, jack?
What was so wrong with it?
I said, bro, have you ever hitthe edge of a couch?
They said what you mean?
The edge of a couch?
I said, bro, hitting a skinnychick is like hitting the edge
of a couch.
I said you're gonna feelnothing but bone every time you
hit that motherfucker if thatmotherfucker ain't got no
curvature.
He told me something oh my god,only your ass would think about
that shit.
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Uh, because I'm ignorant.
I'm gonna tell y'all, like that, I'm ignorant, I don't have a
filter in real life.
In certain situations I do havea filter.
In other situations I don'thave a filter and it and it and
it gets me in trouble sometimes,but sometimes I don't just, I
just don't give a fuck.
But because, like I rememberthis one time this shit pissed
me the fuck off.
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I remember I was, I think I wasearly 20s, because I had just
started.
Yeah, I would start going to.
Well, I started going to a clubat 16, but we ain't going to
talk about that.
So I had met this chick and Ithink it was.
Was it the day beforeValentine's Day or side chick
Valentine's Day?
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If y'all don't know,valentine's Day falls on the
14th.
Side chick Valentine's Day isthe 15th.
But anyway, that's because youcan get everything on discount.
But to go ahead and put itblatantly, so I had, you know,
did some of this chick and Iwasn't able to finish.
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You know, release, feel bliss,feel that little flow of emotion
.
You know, feel bliss, feel thatlittle flow, emotion.
You know, feel that emotion.
So it was oblivious to me tothe point where it's like, okay,
whatever, whatever.
She said, hey, can you take mehome?
I said, okay, cool, I'll takeyou home.
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This motherfucker tells me Igotta go.
I gotta go sit in the bathtubfor what?
Motherfucker talking aboutsomething?
Next time, no, motherfuckergonna call me back talking about
something.
Um, I mean, like dog, I ain'tgonna lie to you.
The motherfucker sound like shewas having a full-blown asthma
attack.
I have asthma.
I asked the motherfucker do youwant to use my inhaler?
Do you want to got down?
You know, whatever, whatever,whatever, man, the motherfucker,
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goddamn.
Yeah, it was too much, butanyway it.
I just found it fuckinghilarious.
This motherfucker talking aboutsome shit.
He gonna take up a goodie powerand a hot bath to eat, eat some
shit.
I was like what the fuck?
I don't.
I've never heard about thisshit before.
Um, so I'm gonna tell y'allanother little thing.
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I'm gonna tell y'all thefunniest shit that I've ever
been through in my life.
Um, so when I was like I wasyounger, I think I was like 15,
16, I think I was trying to losemy virginity for the first time
and the, the, there was thisfemale that was in my
neighborhood, like she wouldcome down every summer To spend
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time with her grandparents.
So you know we would all lookforward to seeing each other
during the summer.
So she came down.
We're chilling.
Next thing, I know she's likeshit.
My mom was at work.
So shit, what's up?
Let me, I'm nervous, I'm trying, I'm trying to do something,
what's up?
So I'm trying to do somethingnext time.
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I know we try and do some blah,blah, blah and I'm gonna go
ahead and tell you I got a lotof fucking stories.
I don't know understand whythis bad shit happens to me, but
it happens, but it is what itis.
Um, so one of my.
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So we're trying to do the world.
So I'm, I'm happy.
I got my little durex thaty'all do.
That got from the little healthclinic I'm talking.
Well, I think I'm about to.
God don't do something.
I'm trying to.
I'm trying to see what it'slike, because I hear all my
cousins talk about it.
But whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop.
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Next thing, I know I'm trying togo to slide in.
Only thing I hear was and Ifeel something pop in my penis.
It immediately sends me intotears.
I don't know what the fuck justhappened.
I said, oh my god, I done brokemy shit.
I done broke my shit.
I done broke my shit.
So I fuck around and take off,running to the bathroom and I'm
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like I'm in tears, I'm panicking, like, oh my god, I might have
to go to an emergency room.
I done broke my shit.
What I'm gonna tell my mama,blah, blah.
So I'm sitting here going this,all this shit is running
through my mind, running rapidthrough my mind, and she comes
in and tells me it's okay, it'sokay.
I'm like motherfucker, yousaying like you done, you done
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been through this shit before.
I've never experienced thisshit.
I think my dick broke.
So that was the end of it.
So I just, you know, I justchalked that shit up and I mean
shit, I was scarred for a while.
Next thing, I know my cousincalls me later on that night
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Because I done called my uncle.
No, no, I didn't call my uncle.
I called my daddy and I toldhim what happened.
He told my son Baby boy, shit,I ain't never had that happen.
Is your shit swollen, is itcurved, is it crooked, is it
pointing to the left?
Blah, blah, blah.
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I'm like no, no, daddy.
He told my son does it hurt whenyou're pissed.
I said no, blah, blah.
I'm like no, no, daddy, he'stalking about something that
hurt when you're pissed.
I said no, daddy, I ain't gotno STD, he's on good, good, good
.
He said you might have justsprained it.
He said you might have justsprained it.
You ain't probably hurt it thatbad.
You probably just sprained it.
Just put some ice on it andit'll be all right.
That's what daddies are for.
When you go through somebullshit that you can't tell
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your mama, because you know whatthe fuck your mama gonna say to
you.
You can't do that sometimes.
So it's, it's good to havethose type of father figures in
your life that understand thebullshit that you go through as
a man.
So I mean shit.
Rest in peace, jimmy ho.
Shit, I miss you.
I love you forever.
But it's it's just amazing ofwhat we go through as men and as
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children.
So I got a new segment to dotoday.
This is called no Face, no Case.
So I had one of my listenersmessage me the other day and ask
me a question or to tell me totalk about it, and he told me
hey, bro, please don't put myname out there.
Blah, blah, blah.
I told him bro, I would never.
Please don't put my name outthere.
Blah blah, blah.
I told him, bro, I would neverdo that to you.
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Blah blah, blah.
So you know, we, just we.
So I just want to talk about hissituation that he was telling
me about, and then I want y'allto give me y'all feedback after
I give me, give me y'all's, butI want to tell y'all y'all can
reach out to me through anyplatform that you see my, my
podcast on.
I mean, if you're on applepodcast, it says send me a text
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message.
That means you can reach out tome directly and I'll be able to
answer your questions.
Um, or if you want to give mefeedback and you want to tell me
it's a good episode, you cansend me a straight a text
message and it comes straight tomy cell phone.
It doesn't't go to anybody else, it comes straight to me.
So this is, this is what hetold me, and now I'm reading
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this verbatim.
Now Don't get me fucked up,because I mean shit, I'm old.
Imagine you was with agirlfriend for three years and a
week after her birthday shecomes out to tell you to you as
bisexual.
Then comes February, a weekafter Valentine's Day weekend.
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Y'all just came from back froma vacation that you paid for.
You found out that she had sexwith a woman last summer Remind
you, he's been with her forthree years.
Last summer, remind you, he'sbeen with her for three years
the same woman, woman that youconsidered your friend and
played in your face after theycheated also did you?
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You did also, you asked her didyou have?
Did you, did you had sex with awoman, or is there a woman you
want to have sex with?
And she said no.
After she came out, came out.
Hey bro, let me tell yousomething.
It's fucked up.
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I ain't even going to hold youbecause some shit like that
happened to me one time.
Shit, I found out one of myexes was talking dirty to a
goddamn female.
Then I didn't know nothingabout it, so much she couldn't
handle this yet.
And third, I flipped outbecause it was a younger version
of me.
Um, and sometimes you just gottayou gotta talk to them about it
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, talk them through thatsituation.
But this is the question whyDid you ask?
For a reason, did you ask themTo be included in anything?
So y'all could explore thoseboundaries, so y'all could do
certain things and go about itthat way, so y'all could do
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certain things and go about itthat way, so y'all could have
fun together and and so y'allwouldn't have to be so
hell-bound on just her sleepingwith another woman, because a
lot of times that's made it madeit fun, that makes it more fun,
it makes it a little bit moreinteresting.
Um, because a lot of peopledon't know how to get into that
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realm or get into that situationto where they can explore those
boundaries, explore thosesituations, because we we get
lost in the sauce, we get lostin the escapade, we get lost in
the adventure.
Because I mean I'm gonna goahead and be honest with you.
It is an adventure, it's afull-blown adventure that you're
experiencing with this otherindividual.
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Because a lot of times we don'tknow how to explore because I
mean I get asked all the timejack, have you ever done a
threesome?
Nah, I mean shit, because I'm,I'm.
It's not because I'm notcurious about it, it's because
I'm like okay, man, I got ADHD.
I like to focus on shit.
Because if I don't focus, it'slike, bro, I'm, I'm, I don't
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know what to do.
It's like, it's like squirrel,it's like which way do I go?
Which way do I go?
Which way do I go?
Do I go here?
Do I go there?
Do I go here?
Do I go to it?
I just have never done that inmy life.
So it's like what, what do wego from here?
What do we go to?
Experience these things?
Because, I mean, it's hard tosay what we will and won't do
until we go and go through thesethings, go through these
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motions.
Because a lot of people out hereman, I'm saying, man, I'm
starting to listen to all thesepeople's conversations and they
are telling me they've hadthreesomes left and right.
They've done things, they'vedone something strange for a
piece.
Right, they've done things,they've done something strange
for a piece of change.
They did this, they did that.
I've, I have a friend thattells me all the time that she
does, goddamn, she gets turnedinto a chinese finger trap and
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which blows my fucking mind.
I'm just, I'm just amazed atthe shit, because it's like what
do you do to be turned into achinese finger trap?
If y'all don't know what aChinese finger trap is, it's
when you have something thatgoes in like this, you get what
I'm saying.
You have one on this end, youhave one on this end and a
little plastic piece, a littlepaper piece in the middle, so
you get turned into a Chinese,what you call it.
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Then I had another friend thatused to tell me that when her
and her husband were goingthrough it shit and they were on
the midst of divorce they endedup saying, shit, fuck this,
let's go um, let's go take anexperience to, um, one of these
goddamn orgy houses, one of themgoddamn sex parties and shit
like that.
What do you do?
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What do you?
How do I?
How do I process this shit?
How do I do the things that Ineed to do to make sure this is
okay?
And a lot of people don't knowhow to respond to that.
How do you respond to that?
Because I somebody asked mecould I watch another man sleep
with my significant other, mygirlfriend, my wife, or
something like that?
I said, bro, I don't, I don'tthink I could.
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I don't think I could becausenext thing, I know you over
there hooping and hollering andyou making sounds that I don't
think I could.
I don't think I could Because,next thing, I know you over
there hooping and hollering andyou making sounds that I ain't
never heard you make before inyour life and we're lost in the
sauce and it's like, what do Ido?
I'm fucked up now Because Idon't Like.
Now you over there splitsplashing For a motherfucker
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that you just met At this party,and I'm over there fucked up
because you ain't never did thatfor me.
You ain't never, goddamn, donethose tricks for me.
I didn't think you could dothat, I thought it was
impossible.
But now, what do we do?
Where are we at?
So how do we chase thesedesires, how do we chase these
dreams?
And now, how do I look at youthe same, if I know you over
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here, goddamn, full blown on agoddamn as a water faucet for
another man?
And now, how do I look at youthe same, if I know you over
here, goddamn, full-blown on agoddamn as a water faucet for
another man.
And now I'm over here at hometrying to struggle, trying to
get you to that point.
Now do I under do?
Now?
I'm feeling insecure over there, I'm holding, I'm sucking my
thumb in the corner, thinkingI'm less of a man.
What do I do?
Because now I'm lost, becausethis is where we're at.
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I mean, where do we go fromhere?
So that's that's my take on noface, no case, and thank you to
my viewer out there that sent methe message through.
He sent me through the messagethrough.
We're going to say TikTokbecause that's where he messaged
me from, because he saw my clip.
We're going to say TikTokbecause that's where he messaged
me from, because he saw my clip.
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But if you want to send me amessage, my podcast is on Apple
Music, spotify, pandora, oh shit, where else?
Youtube, anywhere you canpossibly fucking think of.
But thank you for listening toFold Steppers.
Only we out Peace.
And I know damn well, I can't think y'all
motherfuckers are ready thismorning for four steppers only.
I'm Jack, by the way, thatlittle motherfucker Like y'all.
I always say all the time, buthey, we tell y'all like this all
the time, no matter how big orhow small I am, we tell you to
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sit back and watch amotherfucking step for step.
But I don't think y'all areready for this episode at all.
I mean at all.
Because I mean shit, we got tohit y'all with this all.
Because I mean shit, we gottahit y'all with this.
Uh-oh, I know y'all a lot ofy'all freaking motherfuckers out
there know what that sound mean.
But hey, I just got apreference because I mean like,
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like, I'm gonna tell y'all likethis right now, the name of this
episode is Delete my browserhistory.
So there's a reason why I cameup with this concept.
Because I mean, we were havinga discussion the other day and
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me and a couple of my partners,you know, we were just talking
about this shit and we was likeshit, man, there's some freaky
motherfuckers out here, there'ssome real freaky motherfuckers
out here.
I mean shit.
I mean like I say tomotherfuckers out here I mean
shit.
I mean, like I say to peopleall the time, I don't judge shit
.
I mean because why would I wantsomebody judging me off my
situations?
Because, like shit, like aphilosophy of mine is, if you
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buy Plan B, you better make sureyou use that motherfucker to
the fullest and maximum extent,because I mean you got, got,
what is it 24, 48 hours thatmotherfucker goddamn start
gesturing and doing that.
Whatever you got to do, so youbetter goddamn get your money's
worth, your 52.95 out of thatmotherfucker we talking about
down at the local cvs.
So what we're saying is thisthis is my question to all the
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masters out there.
So I asked one of my sisters andI asked a couple of my partners
.
I even asked my 19 year old sonis hey, what would you do if
you know you, you, you, you andyour partner kicking it and you
need to look up some?
Now you tell me hey, bro, look,look this X, y, z up and a
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motherfucker pulls up hisbrowser and the first thing you
see is this motherfucker beenlooking at chicks with dicks,
them, lady boys, them.
I come and you, you come onfloor, type shit.
What do you say?
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What is your response?
Because I mean to me.
I was just like, I just triedto shrug that shit off like it's
regular porn.
You know what I'm saying, but inmy mind it's like, bro, what
type of shit you on, bro?
Shit, man, because I don't want, I don't want to be goddamn
hitting something from the backand I feel this hitting, but
hitting back on my leg.
What the fuck, what the hell isthat?
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What the hell is that?
So we were having a discussionand one of my, one of my friends
, she, she, she out, though, sheout though, um, and the the
biggest thing that that she saidwas you know, jay, you know I'm
bisexual.
Sowoo-da-woo-da-woo-da-woo-da-woo,
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bitch, come on, bitch, be forreal.
There's no way in hell you'regoing to sit there and tell me
that you would be okay with yourboyfriend, your husband, this,
that.
And the third, hittingsomething with a penis but has
titties up top and real prettyin the face, but it still has a
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penis.
I mean, if that's your forte,that's your forte because I'll
tell y'all a funny story thathappened, um, when I was
stationed out in Guam to one ofmy buddies he gonna kill me.
When I talked about this.
I, I know for a fact he goingto kill me.
So you know it was our firstnight on the island.
A lot of y'all don't know I'mfive fucking six Motherfuckers.
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Be telling me I'm short all thetime.
I don't give a fuck.
I still bite your motherfuckingankles.
But anyway, we're going to goback to the story.
So we're gonna go back to thestory.
So it's our first night on theisland, our first weekend of
liberty after we didn't gotchecked in everything, and it's
in the third.
So we hit up this club calleddenial in tuman.
If anybody know about tuman,they got one, they got one bar
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down there.
They used to sell drinks when Iwas there.
For what was it?
It was like.
It was like you paid tendollars to get in and you get
free.
Well, drinks until 12, as manyas you can handle it, as many as
you can.
Um, you know, digest because.
So that was our first spot forhitting.
So we ended up.
We, we walked outside, you knowwe walking on the strip.
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It's a lot of fucking clubs,strip clubs, you know, shit like
that on this strip.
So we see this one bar, we seethis one club bar, whatever the
fuck you want to call it, andthe line is like like it's like
one of those spots you be like,god damn, what the fuck going on
in there.
I need to be in thatmotherfucker.
So we end up going standing inline so we ain't paying no
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attention, no attention at all.
The name of the club is fuckingdenial.
So shit, we just knowmotherfuckers, we got down
naming clubs weird shit just toget motherfuckers attention.
This, that and the third,whatever, whatever.
So we ain't paying no,nevermind to that shit, because
we are highly inebriated.
When I tell you we are highlyinebriated, we got to that
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fucking club at like what was itlike like nine o'clock and we
were drinking until 12 till theycut off the free will drinks.
So we like I'm double fistingshit.
I'm talking about two cups, onein each hand, type shit.
So I'm, I'm, I'm good and we'regonna say liquid or lubricated
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or, you know, highly hydrated.
You know what I'm saying.
But so we get inside but wevibing, they got, I'm talking
about the music is onmotherfucking point.
I'm not, I'm talking about I'min that motherfucker, just
goddamn.
I'm talking about just vibing.
So I look over my home, but hejust got them over there
grinding with a motherfucker.
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So after I've drank all this,the liquor, now I'm just
drinking water and beer, youknow, just to keep, you know,
just to keep myself hydrated soI won't have a hangover in the
morning.
So, boom, I'm starting to lookaround, I'm trying to figure out
why all these fucking femalesare taller than me.
I'm talking my homeboy overthere.
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Goddamn.
I said, boy, he got no gettingit, so the shit.
But that's so the lights comeon.
I'm starting to realize thesemotherfuckers are a little tall,
and I'm not saying that like,like by a couple inches, I'm
talking about thesemotherfuckers like a couple feet
taller than me.
I'm like, god damn thesemotherfuckers, hands big, feet
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big, but I ain't paying, no,never mind, because you know I'm
fucked up.
So my homeboy got done, we gotoutside.
He told me something hey, jay,you saw that little motherfucker
I was with she talking abouttaking me to the hotel.
I said, okay, bro, what hotelyou going to be at?
You got your little you know,your little goddamn
international phone on you so wecan, you know, if you need us,
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come pick you up, because we hada little Guam bomb which is
like a little like a littlebeater car that you pay a little
bit close to little, to nomoney for when you get on the
island.
So you know you can move aroundand you ain't got to rent no
car.
So boom, so you know it's alittle beetle man.
I'm talking about thatmotherfucker, like that type
shit, like the motherfucker looklike he been through some world
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wars and shit.
So we out there and next, so weget all the way back to the
compound, my little guy, and theinternational phone starts
ringing.
I'm like shit, who the fuckcalling me this late?
Because, to remind you, back inthe states it's 16 hours ahead.
I'm thinking it's my mama orsomebody else that just want to
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see how I'm doing, whether Imade it or not.
Whatever, whatever, whatever,it's my partner, this
motherfucker sound like hegoddamn running for his life I'm
talking about.
I said nigga, what's wrong withyou, hey man?
Hey man, can you come pick meup?
What's wrong with you?
Don't worry about it, don'tworry about it.
Just come pick me up, pleasecome pick me up, okay.
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So we get there and themotherfucker is only in a hotel
robe, his tennis shoes,no-transcript, just y'all.
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Hey, y'all gotta take this shitto y'all grave.
Y'all gotta promise me, y'alltake this shit to y'all grave.
I said what the fuck manpromise me?
Hey, okay, bro, what's up?
He told me, so, man.
So I was up there, you know,you know kissing and shit.
And I said, okay, y'all.
Um, next thing, you know, hetold me something.
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Man, we got, you know, makingout and shit.
I ain't paying no, not mine,because we still up in the hotel
taking shots.
He's talking about something,bro.
I was fucked up.
I had to go take a shower tobounce back, you know.
Just, you know, tighten up.
I said, okay, he's talkingabout.
I came out, you know, in thislittle bathrobe that when I got
on and the motherfucker justpushed me down and, you know,
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got the core, I said, oh, bro.
So I said what's the problem?
You you down, you you called uslike you were in emergency.
What the fuck happened?
Tell me why this motherfuckinggonna tell us, man, I'm talking
about.
Man, I got the rubbing.
He's talking.
I'm feeling titties, I'mfeeling woo.
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He's telling me.
I started trying to grab the ass.
Motherfucker kept pushing myhand down.
He said, no, you know, I'mtrying to grab the ass.
You know, just trying to.
You know, grab a grab.
You know, do the pat, pat, shit.
He's talking about something.
The motherfucker might haveWiggled a little bit and he felt
something slap against his leg.
I said, bro, you felt somethingslap against your leg.
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What you mean?
A hell or something.
He told me something, bro.
I didn't realize themotherfucker was naked in the
room Because all the lights wereoff, but I'm you know, I ain't
feeling no cold when I'm feelingthe titties.
I said okay, well, that's cool.
He told me something, bro.
I went to reach down there.
You know, try to play with the,the p, the puss.
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Motherfucker ain't got no puss.
I said what I said.
I said what it was, what it was?
Like a barbie doll, like themotherfucker just got them a
piece of plastic and ain'tnothing.
He said no jay, no jack, nojackson.
The motherfucker ain't had nopussy.
I said nigga, I'm slow, tell mewhat the fuck, what the fuck?
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He said nigga, it had a dick.
It, goddamn had a motherfuckingpenis.
It had a cock.
I said oh shit.
I said.
I said so what did you do?
He said I panicked.
I said well.
I said dude.
I said well, it's too late topanic.
You already goddamn got yourdick in his mouth I, I said you
already enjoying it, so why notfinish it off?
So I'm making a mockery of thisshit.
If you know me, I make jokesand shit to make shit lighter
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because we all get placed intraumatic situations where we
cannot function off of bullshit.
So I'm making, I'm making ajoke of this shit.
So I I'm bad about that.
I got a very dark sense ofhumor because I find funniness
in the worst of shit.
That's like what me on aprevious episode about narrowing
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my balls and other things.
Um, that's like somebody askedme one time like this is another
thing.
Um, I mean, I mean, Iunderstand, people have their
own preferences, like one ofmine is.
They told my son, jack, wouldyou ever hit a skinny chick?
I said no, dog.
I said I'll never sleep with asanity person.
I did that shit one time.
They said why.
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I said what, jack?
What was so wrong with it?
I said, bro, have you ever hitthe edge of a couch?
They said what you mean?
The edge of a couch?
I said, bro, hitting a skinnychick is like hitting the edge
of a couch.
I said you're gonna feelnothing but bone every time you
hit that motherfucker if thatmotherfucker ain't got no
curvature.
He told me something oh my god,only your ass would think about
that shit.
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Uh, because I'm ignorant.
I'm gonna tell y'all, like that, I'm ignorant, I don't have a
filter in real life.
In certain situations I do havea filter.
In other situations I don'thave a filter and it and it and
it gets me in trouble sometimes,but sometimes I don't just, I
just don't give a fuck.
But because, like I rememberthis one time this shit pissed
me the fuck off.
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I remember I was, I think I wasearly 20s, because I had just
started.
Yeah, I would start going to.
Well, I started going to a clubat 16, but we ain't going to
talk about that.
So I had met this chick and Ithink it was.
Was it the day beforeValentine's Day or side chick
Valentine's Day?
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If y'all don't know,valentine's Day falls on the
14th.
Side chick Valentine's Day isthe 15th.
But anyway, that's because youcan get everything on discount.
But to go ahead and put itblatantly, so I had, you know,
did some of this chick and Iwasn't able to finish.
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You know, release, feel bliss,feel that little flow of emotion
.
You know, feel bliss, feel thatlittle flow, emotion.
You know, feel that emotion.
So it was oblivious to me tothe point where it's like, okay,
whatever, whatever.
She said, hey, can you take mehome?
I said, okay, cool, I'll takeyou home.
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This motherfucker tells me Igotta go.
I gotta go sit in the bathtubfor what?
Motherfucker talking aboutsomething?
Next time, no, motherfuckergonna call me back talking about
something.
Um, I mean, like dog, I ain'tgonna lie to you.
The motherfucker sound like shewas having a full-blown asthma
attack.
I have asthma.
I asked the motherfucker do youwant to use my inhaler?
Do you want to got down?
You know, whatever, whatever,whatever, man, the motherfucker,
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goddamn.
Yeah, it was too much, butanyway it.
I just found it fuckinghilarious.
This motherfucker talking aboutsome shit.
He gonna take up a goodie powerand a hot bath to eat, eat some
shit.
I was like what the fuck?
I don't.
I've never heard about thisshit before.
Um, so I'm gonna tell y'allanother little thing.
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I'm gonna tell y'all thefunniest shit that I've ever
been through in my life.
Um, so when I was like I wasyounger, I think I was like 15,
16, I think I was trying to losemy virginity for the first time
and the, the, there was thisfemale that was in my
neighborhood, like she wouldcome down every summer To spend
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time with her grandparents.
So you know we would all lookforward to seeing each other
during the summer.
So she came down.
We're chilling.
Next thing, I know she's likeshit.
My mom was at work.
So shit, what's up?
Let me, I'm nervous, I'm trying, I'm trying to do something,
what's up?
So I'm trying to do somethingnext time.
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I know we try and do some blah,blah, blah and I'm gonna go
ahead and tell you I got a lotof fucking stories.
I don't know understand whythis bad shit happens to me, but
it happens, but it is what itis.
Um, so one of my.
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So we're trying to do the world.
So I'm, I'm happy.
I got my little durex thaty'all do.
That got from the little healthclinic I'm talking.
Well, I think I'm about to.
God don't do something.
I'm trying to.
I'm trying to see what it'slike, because I hear all my
cousins talk about it.
But whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop.
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Next thing, I know I'm trying togo to slide in.
Only thing I hear was and Ifeel something pop in my penis.
It immediately sends me intotears.
I don't know what the fuck justhappened.
I said, oh my god, I done brokemy shit.
I done broke my shit.
I done broke my shit.
So I fuck around and take off,running to the bathroom and I'm
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like I'm in tears, I'm panicking, like, oh my god, I might have
to go to an emergency room.
I done broke my shit.
What I'm gonna tell my mama,blah, blah.
So I'm sitting here going this,all this shit is running
through my mind, running rapidthrough my mind, and she comes
in and tells me it's okay, it'sokay.
I'm like motherfucker, yousaying like you done, you done
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been through this shit before.
I've never experienced thisshit.
I think my dick broke.
So that was the end of it.
So I just, you know, I justchalked that shit up and I mean
shit, I was scarred for a while.
Next thing, I know my cousincalls me later on that night
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Because I done called my uncle.
No, no, I didn't call my uncle.
I called my daddy and I toldhim what happened.
He told my son Baby boy, shit,I ain't never had that happen.
Is your shit swollen, is itcurved, is it crooked, is it
pointing to the left?
Blah, blah, blah.
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I'm like no, no, daddy.
He told my son does it hurt whenyou're pissed.
I said no, blah, blah.
I'm like no, no, daddy, he'stalking about something that
hurt when you're pissed.
I said no, daddy, I ain't gotno STD, he's on good, good, good
.
He said you might have justsprained it.
He said you might have justsprained it.
You ain't probably hurt it thatbad.
You probably just sprained it.
Just put some ice on it andit'll be all right.
That's what daddies are for.
When you go through somebullshit that you can't tell
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your mama, because you know whatthe fuck your mama gonna say to
you.
You can't do that sometimes.
So it's, it's good to havethose type of father figures in
your life that understand thebullshit that you go through as
a man.
So I mean shit.
Rest in peace, jimmy ho.
Shit, I miss you.
I love you forever.
But it's it's just amazing ofwhat we go through as men and as
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children.
So I got a new segment to dotoday.
This is called no Face, no Case.
So I had one of my listenersmessage me the other day and ask
me a question or to tell me totalk about it, and he told me
hey, bro, please don't put myname out there.
Blah, blah, blah.
I told him bro, I would never.
Please don't put my name outthere.
Blah blah, blah.
I told him, bro, I would neverdo that to you.
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Blah blah, blah.
So you know, we, just we.
So I just want to talk about hissituation that he was telling
me about, and then I want y'allto give me y'all feedback after
I give me, give me y'all's, butI want to tell y'all y'all can
reach out to me through anyplatform that you see my, my
podcast on.
I mean, if you're on applepodcast, it says send me a text
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message.
That means you can reach out tome directly and I'll be able to
answer your questions.
Um, or if you want to give mefeedback and you want to tell me
it's a good episode, you cansend me a straight a text
message and it comes straight tomy cell phone.
It doesn't't go to anybody else, it comes straight to me.
So this is, this is what hetold me, and now I'm reading
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this verbatim.
Now Don't get me fucked up,because I mean shit, I'm old.
Imagine you was with agirlfriend for three years and a
week after her birthday shecomes out to tell you to you as
bisexual.
Then comes February, a weekafter Valentine's Day weekend.
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Y'all just came from back froma vacation that you paid for.
You found out that she had sexwith a woman last summer Remind
you, he's been with her forthree years.
Last summer, remind you, he'sbeen with her for three years
the same woman, woman that youconsidered your friend and
played in your face after theycheated also did you?
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You did also, you asked her didyou have?
Did you, did you had sex with awoman, or is there a woman you
want to have sex with?
And she said no.
After she came out, came out.
Hey bro, let me tell yousomething.
It's fucked up.
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I ain't even going to hold youbecause some shit like that
happened to me one time.
Shit, I found out one of myexes was talking dirty to a
goddamn female.
Then I didn't know nothingabout it, so much she couldn't
handle this yet.
And third, I flipped outbecause it was a younger version
of me.
Um, and sometimes you just gottayou gotta talk to them about it
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, talk them through thatsituation.
But this is the question whyDid you ask?
For a reason, did you ask themTo be included in anything?
So y'all could explore thoseboundaries, so y'all could do
certain things and go about itthat way, so y'all could do
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certain things and go about itthat way, so y'all could have
fun together and and so y'allwouldn't have to be so
hell-bound on just her sleepingwith another woman, because a
lot of times that's made it madeit fun, that makes it more fun,
it makes it a little bit moreinteresting.
Um, because a lot of peopledon't know how to get into that
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realm or get into that situationto where they can explore those
boundaries, explore thosesituations, because we we get
lost in the sauce, we get lostin the escapade, we get lost in
the adventure.
Because I mean I'm gonna goahead and be honest with you.
It is an adventure, it's afull-blown adventure that you're
experiencing with this otherindividual.
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Because a lot of times we don'tknow how to explore because I
mean I get asked all the timejack, have you ever done a
threesome?
Nah, I mean shit, because I'm,I'm.
It's not because I'm notcurious about it, it's because
I'm like okay, man, I got ADHD.
I like to focus on shit.
Because if I don't focus, it'slike, bro, I'm, I'm, I don't
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know what to do.
It's like, it's like squirrel,it's like which way do I go?
Which way do I go?
Which way do I go?
Do I go here?
Do I go there?
Do I go here?
Do I go to it?
I just have never done that inmy life.
So it's like what, what do wego from here?
What do we go to?
Experience these things?
Because, I mean, it's hard tosay what we will and won't do
until we go and go through thesethings, go through these
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motions.
Because a lot of people out hereman, I'm saying, man, I'm
starting to listen to all thesepeople's conversations and they
are telling me they've hadthreesomes left and right.
They've done things, they'vedone something strange for a
piece.
Right, they've done things,they've done something strange
for a piece of change.
They did this, they did that.
I've, I have a friend thattells me all the time that she
does, goddamn, she gets turnedinto a chinese finger trap and
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which blows my fucking mind.
I'm just, I'm just amazed atthe shit, because it's like what
do you do to be turned into achinese finger trap?
If y'all don't know what aChinese finger trap is, it's
when you have something thatgoes in like this, you get what
I'm saying.
You have one on this end, youhave one on this end and a
little plastic piece, a littlepaper piece in the middle, so
you get turned into a Chinese,what you call it.
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Then I had another friend thatused to tell me that when her
and her husband were goingthrough it shit and they were on
the midst of divorce they endedup saying, shit, fuck this,
let's go um, let's go take anexperience to, um, one of these
goddamn orgy houses, one of themgoddamn sex parties and shit
like that.
What do you do?
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What do you?
How do I?
How do I process this shit?
How do I do the things that Ineed to do to make sure this is
okay?
And a lot of people don't knowhow to respond to that.
How do you respond to that?
Because I somebody asked mecould I watch another man sleep
with my significant other, mygirlfriend, my wife, or
something like that?
I said, bro, I don't, I don'tthink I could.
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I don't think I could becausenext thing, I know you over
there hooping and hollering andyou making sounds that I don't
think I could.
I don't think I could Because,next thing, I know you over
there hooping and hollering andyou making sounds that I ain't
never heard you make before inyour life and we're lost in the
sauce and it's like, what do Ido?
I'm fucked up now Because Idon't Like.
Now you over there splitsplashing For a motherfucker
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that you just met At this party,and I'm over there fucked up
because you ain't never did thatfor me.
You ain't never, goddamn, donethose tricks for me.
I didn't think you could dothat, I thought it was
impossible.
But now, what do we do?
Where are we at?
So how do we chase thesedesires, how do we chase these
dreams?
And now, how do I look at youthe same, if I know you over
(25:51):
here, goddamn, full blown on agoddamn as a water faucet for
another man?
And now, how do I look at youthe same, if I know you over
here, goddamn, full-blown on agoddamn as a water faucet for
another man.
And now I'm over here at hometrying to struggle, trying to
get you to that point.
Now do I under do?
Now?
I'm feeling insecure over there, I'm holding, I'm sucking my
thumb in the corner, thinkingI'm less of a man.
What do I do?
Because now I'm lost, becausethis is where we're at.
(26:12):
I mean, where do we go fromhere?
So that's that's my take on noface, no case, and thank you to
my viewer out there that sent methe message through.
He sent me through the messagethrough.
We're going to say TikTokbecause that's where he messaged
me from, because he saw my clip.
We're going to say TikTokbecause that's where he messaged
me from, because he saw my clip.
(26:32):
But if you want to send me amessage, my podcast is on Apple
Music, spotify, pandora, oh shit, where else?
Youtube, anywhere you canpossibly fucking think of.
But thank you for listening toFold Steppers.
Only we out Peace.
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