December 24, 2024 • 29 mins
Ever wondered why your teen refuses to sit on Santa's lap, or why you're considering taking up a side gig just to afford holiday gifts? Join us as we humorously unravel the quirks of holiday traditions and the unique challenges that come with them. From the lighthearted embarrassment of teenage awkwardness to the stress-induced survival tactics involving eggnog and festive spirits, we tackle the seasonal chaos with a wink and a nod. You'll hear personal stories about the financial reality of buying gifts that might be lost on the kids and the eyebrow-raising costs of virtual goodies like Robux.
Moving beyond the laughs, we take a closer look at the sometimes burdensome expectations adults face during the holidays. Ever feel like you're just going through the motions, trading genuine joy for extra work hours just to keep up with gift-giving demands? We explore the changing dynamics within families and the societal pressures that push us to splurge on extravagant gifts. With candid reflections, we aim to shed light on how these traditions may be shifting over time and what that means for our wallets and our hearts.
Gift-giving takes on an intimate twist as we dive into the world of relationships and the often misunderstood realm of sex toys. How can such gifts enhance your connection with your partner? We navigate these waters with humor and open dialogue, discussing the importance of communication and personal comfort. Along the way, we challenge societal norms and highlight the different perceptions men and women face regarding these intimate presents. Whether you're tackling holiday stress or seeking new ways to spice up your relationship, we offer insights and laughs to keep the festive spirit alive.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
I'm gonna make this drink right quick and ask this
boy Do he wanna go sit on SantaClaus' lap If he wanna go see
Santa Boy?
Hey, keyshawn.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Hey man, you ready.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
For what?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Man what you mean?
For what?
Now, I'm ready.
Okay, go put your shoes on, man, we about to go take you to go
see Santa Claus, alright, oh,you ready to go see Santa Claus?
Yeah, I can't sit on his lap.
What you mean?
You can't sit on his lap?
I can't do that.
I'm too old for that man.
You better sit on that man'slap so you can tell him what you
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want.
I can't do that, bro.
It weird, bro, what you mean itweird what you mean.
It weird Sadidi gang what?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
you mean sadidi?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I can't do it, man.
It ain't like he gonna whip outa baby oil or nothing like that
, he just gonna.
You just gonna sit on the oldman lap and tell him what you
want.
I can't do it.
What you mean, you can't do it.
How else you think you gonnaget a gift?
Ain't like the gift gonna besomething hard got going between
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your butt cheeks.
Come on, man, so let's go.
What you mean?
What you mean, you can't do it.
God damn man.
Hey, y'all, welcome to foes.
Stealthers only, alphas Only.
I'm Jack, that's Smiley.
Yup, hey, y'all.
Just to let y'all know, on theskit that was my 16-year-old son
man, I had to kidnap his asssince he out of school.
(01:33):
Man, that little motherfuckerwanted $16 from the cash shop,
so I had to tell him you'regoing to have to work for them
$16.
But speaking of that, hey,merry Christmas to all.
To all a good night.
I know right?
Hey, man, do you understand?
I feel like it's a Christmasritual for you to make sure you
(01:53):
have a bottle before the storeis closed.
Is that something that's trueor something?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yes, it is.
I feel like it is.
Why do you feel like that man,or at least in our community?
Because I mean it depending onyour family, either your family
going to make or break your assover the holidays.
Hey, bro, with that bottle.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Hey, you know why I think that motherfuckers go get
that bottle before you know theChristmas holiday?
Why?
It's because you start thinkingabout how much motherfucking
money you done spent on allthese motherfucking gifts you
got under this tree and then yougotta think you gotta drink
just to make sure you don't nutthe fuck up talking about some
of these little motherfuckers.
Better be goddamn you, okay.
(02:38):
Yeah, you look like you overthere Going through it, dog.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Shit, I'm good, that shit just Tipped me out though.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Oh it, oh, it took you to God doing level three Woo
.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I ain't drunk in a minute.
Oh shit, it's 11 o'clock in themorning and we getting drunk
Like it's the fucking.
Well, it is a holiday, it'sshit, so it's the fucking.
What is out there is shit.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
So it's okay.
But do you think that's true,though, that people buy the
liquor Just to make it go downto where they can look at the
tree and realize how much Actualmoney they spent To putting
gifts and just to make surethese kids Are happy, not just
happy Spoiled?
Then, when you look back at it,and it's just like these little
(03:27):
ungrateful motherfuckers didn'teven tell me thank you,
appreciate nothing, and they'llgo play with it for 30 minutes,
and then it's like, okay, I'mbored, nigga, you better get
every goddamn coin that I donespent on these motherfucking
gifts out, this motherfucker.
And you talking about somethingyou bored that I done spent on
these motherfucking gifts Outthese motherfuckers.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
And you talking about something you bored, see,
that's why I'm glad my littlegirl just still young.
I still got a couple more yearsof getting a little shit and
she'll still be happy.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Bro, let me tell you something.
Last night I spent 150 bucks onfucking Robux.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Yeah, you said that.
You told me that earlier today.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Man, I would, just I would.
And I'm sitting there thinkingthey finna blow this shit in 30
seconds.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Do you know?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
how long I had to work to get that 150 dollars.
How much overtime I had to putin.
How much goddamn like, how muchI had to goddamn dread being at
a motherfucking institution,just so y'all can get that, but
okay, that brings me to my nextquestion, though.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Now, with you saying that, right, we're going to
circle back to you, and what wewere talking about just now.
Because that's really the maintopic of the day.
But this just struck me because, you know, sometimes I be door
dashing and shit, you know whatI'm saying, racking up extra
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shit and whatever.
But I went to this little spotand I was talking to the lady in
there, right, she was like, ohyeah, I don't celebrate
Christmas and stuff like that.
I was like okay, okay, so youstraight.
She was like yeah.
She was like yeah, it's alwaysaround the time where the
holidays is around and all thatwhere you gotta pay for all this
stuff.
I was yeah, and she was likethat's why I see a whole bunch
of other extra peopledoordashing this stuff.
(05:27):
I was like yeah, for real.
She was like, yeah, I see awhole bunch more people doing it
now.
So that that brings me to whatI'm about to say right here.
Is it, do you really feel likeyou're in the christmas spirit
to do it, or is it like you justdoing it because you got to?
You know what, since you say itlike that, no real shit, Because
(05:48):
I have not Real shit In thepast couple years.
I have not been in theChristmas spirit.
I just do it because it's justlike.
It's just what.
Like you say, tradition, that'sall it is Like, you're just
going through the motions.
Going through the motions, Idon't feel like no type, like
honestly, other than me beingwith my family and I love my
family, like I love going to gosee them and shit, like that's
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really what I like out of theChristmas and holidays and shit
Is going to go see the familykicking with the family.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
I really don't give a fuck about the shit, because we
old anyway, like we can get ourown shit Like or you I'm in
agreeance with you Because,since you put it that way,
because I told somebody theother day, adults don't when we
got kids, we don't look forwardto Christmas.
I don't, I don't either.
(06:34):
I look forward to tax time,because I mean.
The reason why I say that isbecause, when you look at
everything that transpires, Ispent all this money on these
kids.
I spent all this money on thesegifts just to see a little
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glint of happiness come out mykids.
But am I truly happy for theway I have to slave, the way I
have to overwork myself, the wayI'm pulling extra hours, the
way I'm having to doordash, theway I'm having to uber, the way
I'm having to do all this extrashit?
mm-hmm just to buy a gift ifsomebody might forget about.
(07:21):
Like you said, they might noteven appreciate shit, right.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
So it's like that is really did and that's the thing
that somebody might forget about.
Like you said, they might noteven appreciate this shit, right
.
So it's like, damn, I justreally Did, and that's the thing
Cause then you start Thinkingabout this shit Like, well, damn
, I could've, I could've fuckingKept that shit For damn simple,
like what the fuck I could'vekept that little bit of cheese?
Not real shit, but at the sametime it's your kids, though.
So you really like.
You know what fuck it like.
Fuck it because I, I got my man.
(07:45):
I need to cut you off because,bro, I got blake a goddamn chair
, like, like just a little chairfor one more, but it's like a
little mickey mouse beanbagchair type.
Shit man.
I've never seen her send thatmotherfucker like all like three
times.
Since I got this shit and I gotthat shit like like three
months ago, three, four monthsago, like that's like 90 to 120
(08:06):
days I seen her send that shitThree times.
I said, motherfucker, if Ifound the receipt, this shit
would be gone.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
I mean absolutely, because like, okay, cause, now,
when I, when I look back, andwhen I was a kid, did I
appreciate Every gift my mamagot Don't got For me?
Did I appreciate to make sure Igot what I wanted?
Now, and as an adult, when Ilook at this shit, yeah, now
(08:35):
you're like, damn Damn, is thisshit really what it's supposed
to be?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Because you look at shit like now, bro, family ain't
the way family used to be.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Everybody on their separate ways, everybody on
their own shit, everybody gottheir cliques in the family I
mean, I ain't gonna lie, it'scrazy that y'all could all be in
the same room and shit.
Everybody got their own cornerin the house, everybody.
You got the cousins right here.
You got a couple aunties righthere who fuck with each other.
(09:10):
You got the uncles over here inthe garage and shit Smoking
cigarettes, playing cards, whodon't leave each other.
You got the uncles over here inin the garage and shit, smoking
cigarettes, playing cars whodon't leave that motherfucker.
They stay out there, rain,sleet or snow in that
motherfucking garage.
I said god, I told my answer,damn.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I said but, but it's true though it's like, is this
what we divulge to?
Because I was.
I was joking with one of mypartners, one of the home girls,
and I was like what do youexpect from your boyfriend or,
you know, your husband, whatever?
(09:43):
Oh, this motherfucker, betterget me this coach purse I like.
But you forgot you still gotbills.
You still forget you got rentnow if he couldn't afford it all
year.
You forgot you still got bills.
You still forget you got rentNow if he couldn't afford it all
year.
Why, all of a sudden, duringChristmas time, did you make
that man break his back to getyou some shit that you ain't
(10:07):
really gonna rock like that?
Because I mean like I'll goahead and kick the shit straight
to you.
Somebody asked me what did Iwant for Christmas?
I said I don't know.
I said because I usually askfor shit that I can use that's
going to make my life easier.
They said what you mean?
I said, man, one year I askedfor a carpet cleaner.
(10:28):
Another year I asked for a newvacuum.
Another year I asked for somebrushes to clean a car with,
like a new power drill Shit tomake my life a little bit easier
, or a tool that I can utilizeall year round.
Because every time I grab thattool I'm going to remember who
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gave it to me.
Because every time I grab thattool I'm going to use it, I'm
going to be appreciative of it,because it just made my life a
little bit easier.
But a lot of people don't lookat it like that, because I was
like shit.
I told somebody the other dayshit, give me a pair of boots,
give me a pair of boots for workbecause guess what?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
yeah, I gotta wear them a lot.
I'm gonna be thinking aboutyour ass All the time, right?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Because I'm appreciative, because this
motherfucker Just went and spitout their hard earned cheese.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Nah, that's facts, though that's facts, I can see
that.
But I don't know.
Some people don't be Feelinglike that, cause I don't know, I
don't know If it's how they.
I don't know.
I've been coming up with a newterm and y'all big podcasts.
Hey, motherfuckers, y'allbetter give me, give us a
(11:41):
motherfucking credit.
God damn it.
I've been coming up with a newterm bruh, what it's in the
blood, bruh, it's in the blood.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
What's that mean?
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Nigga, like you know, like how, like you just see it,
like, okay, I'm putting likethis when you, when you look at,
when you look at the mama, andthen you start seeing shit, you
start hearing what she, whatshe's being told to you, and she
, okay, cool, you're observing,cool, then you look at her mama
(12:12):
and then it's like Hold on, waita minute.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
It's in the blood, so it's generational.
They pass that shit down.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
It's in their blood.
You can't shake it, you can'tknock it.
It's all they know.
And you'll be a fool to thinkyou can Switch it up, change it.
It's already too late, like yougotta think.
If they, if they goddamn 30motherfucker that's 30 years of
bad habits that you're trying toundo in fucking like six years,
(12:46):
you still got fucking 24 yearsthat you battling with, and then
that ain't even to say thatthey won't revert back to.
Goddamn they, 30 year shit Like.
So it's like, it's just, it'slike damn.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
So it's like the term when we say when we get like
dogs and shit, get them young,raise them right.
Yeah, yeah, Cause I mean I cansee that because even with
little like I'm gonna use mykids, for instance.
I'm going to use my kids, forinstance.
Looking at my kids, they holdon to certain traits that were
(13:21):
never taught.
Sorry y'all, I'm getting over alittle head cold.
My dumb ass took a showerbefore I left the house and it
was like 30 something degreesoutside.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
He told his ass he can't be doing that shit.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
But what I'm saying is Like they hold on these
traits, like it's in they blood,like I had to tell my daughter
the other day she got jazz atthe mouth.
Hey, man, check that shit atthe front though.
But you gotta understand whenme saying that is, I'm like hey,
check that, check that at thefront though, because I don't
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want you to get this shitmisconstrued, because you
jumping out of pocket, youcoming out of me all certain,
all different ways, and youexpect me to be a certain way.
Oh, you want me to be newnurturing.
Nah, shit, I gotta nip thatshit in the bud, because if you
think you're gonna talk to medisrespectful, I'm not letting
you get out of this house andtalk to somebody else.
Disrespectful because they'regonna say, oh, they must ain't,
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must ain't got no home training,or like I'd be.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
I ain't gonna lie, hell, this is how this is for
sure how I was raised.
That's.
That's probably why I'd bethinking of the worst or goddamn
be trying to like calculatetype shit to try to make sure we
don't get there.
Type shit like my mom alwaystold me like because she told me
she was watching the movie onetime and the motherfucker on the
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movie ain't listening to whathis dad said and my mom was so
mad like she was like see, thatmotherfucker ain't listening.
She was like, she looked at me.
She's like, if I tell you dosomething, you do it.
That shit could be life or deathlike.
And that shit stuck with me sohard like I use that shit every.
I don't say it a lot, but I Ithink about it.
That shit could be life ordeath like.
So I like I try to calculate oror try to make sure everything
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is like, even like just a littlebit of where I control it.
All right, cool, I'm gonna tryto.
All right, boom, hey, do thisfor me.
That's why sometimes, whencertain shit don't work, or
goddamn, you ain't listeningwhat I'm saying.
All right, cool, that's noted.
It could be life or death andyou ain't gonna listen to what
I'm saying, so I can't worryabout trying to save you.
That's that's how I be thinking.
That's that's just how I don'tknow.
It's how my brain is wired typeshit.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
So oh yeah it's chestnut chakras, yeah, okay,
okay.
So let me ask you this question.
We gonna get back on thisChristmas shit.
Mmhmm, hey man, say man, whatdo you think is the perfect gift
For you to give yoursignificant other For Christmas?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I don't know, I guess , what they like Feel they like
what you mean, what they likeCause.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Hey, you know my ass, i'ma go left field.
You know I'ma I'm going to goleft field.
You know I'm going to go leftfield.
If you let me, you can go leftfield.
I'm just telling you Somethingthey like.
So, boom, we're going to goleft field.
Hey, caution, I'm going leftfield.
I hope y'all ready.
I'm sorry y'all.
So I was talking to my cousin,so you know, know, he married
(16:17):
right and he made his old ladyThrow out all her vibrators,
right, okay, cause in his mindhe's intimidated by that.
The way I divulge it is he'sintimidated by that, right.
So in my mind it's like LikeI'll give you a perfect example,
like when I was overseas and Ihad a little boot boot back here
(16:40):
or I was not able to get thereor whatever Shit, I'd be on a
little, you know, a littlemessenger shit talking to him,
having a little conversation.
Hey boot shit.
Hey, what you think about this.
I'm ordering shit for you topleasure yourself.
Do you feel like that's anacceptable Christmas gift?
(17:02):
A new toy, new restraints Ifthat's what they're into.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
But like I'm saying yeah, we can do some restraints.
Yes, but I mean the toys, yeah,if that's what they're into,
because some are not into that,Some are just won't.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying,though.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Because in my mind it's like you enjoy that shit,
because this is the way my mindworks.
Mind it's like you enjoy thatshit, because this, this, this
is the way my mind works.
My mind's a fucked up place now.
Because every time you catchthat nut man, I appreciate that
nigga, that nigga, goddamn buttthis motherfucker, shit, hell.
I gotta man, I gotta tell himhe did, he made a good choice on
this one.
Because because in my mind it'slike, the more shit you got to
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use, the more shit we got tohave fun with.
You get what I'm saying.
I feel you, the more shit I cantell you hey, baby, remember
that shit I got you forValentine's Day.
Remember that shit I told youthe other day on what you call
it.
It's on sale, what's up?
Let's do something.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Yeah, I guess it's to each his own.
I guess I guess, yeah, I guessyou could.
But, like I said, it justdepends.
Some people don't like I mean.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
I'm with you though, yeah, cause I can't, cause I
laugh every time when I hearSome of these motherfuckers Be
talking about something.
Yeah, man, shit, I done killedthat Motherfucking Rose.
How the hell you kill the Rose.
You done put that motherfuckerOn high too many times.
That motherfucker died on you.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
That's why I told you , I asked you, remember, I told
you the other day.
I was like See, that's whythese motherfuckers Be, be, be
dry as goddamn Safari down therethey ain't got no goddamn
Stimulation down there, right?
Speaker 1 (18:36):
So what?
What is the?
Remember the term?
I told you it's clitoralstimulation.
Yeah, they dead in the.
They dead in the clitoris frombeing stimulated.
So therefore, they're no longerbeing stimulated by the normal
shit that they should be arousedby.
That's why they got to go toextra lengths to be aroused.
But I mean, this shit, sameshit happened for a dude.
(18:57):
Would you be okay if your oldlady got down some also?
Amen, I know, I know it been awhile.
I saw you jacking off the otherday.
So, hey, I got you a littlepocket pussy.
No, but what I'm saying?
I'm being funny.
I know, you're being funny, butno man.
If a motherfucker brought me agoddamn flashlight, I'd be like
what the fuck am I supposed todo with this?
Speaker 2 (19:18):
You get.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
What I'm saying is do you feel like sex toys should
be made normal for, like as gift, as gifts?
Speaker 2 (19:29):
because, I feel like, yeah, I feel like me personally
.
If they into it, okay, if it's,if it's your woman, if they
into it, yes.
But I feel like, if I feel likethat shit is more so for for
women to do, I feel like girl togirl type shit, the girl, the
(19:51):
girl, yeah, like.
You know how, like, because Idon't listen, so I don't know
what y'all, who we are, but somepeople really like are.
I'm saying I'm trying to saytoo much without saying too much
.
You know, let me go ahead andtell you this.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
So I got, I got a couple home girls like I mean we
locked in, like yeah, girlslike these motherfuckers tell me
, man shit.
I took my home girl to the um,to the sex store.
That bitch was in there actingweird man, that's what you mean.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
She was acting weird, but sometimes not like that I'm
talking about.
Like they in there like lookingtogether, type shit, but their
family though like not like theydoing shit yeah, like, not like
they doing shit together, typeshit, but they're like no, they
no.
No, I'm talking about, like,the experience yeah, like, and
they, they kicking it, theyvibing in there, chilling like.
Oh shit, you know what I'msaying.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Right, right, right like so no, what I'm saying is
not even to that extent.
It's just like just saying hey,surprise, I got you this.
Like when you go out and buysome lingerie, you get what I'm
saying.
Yeah, it's just a yes.
Motherfuckers, I know I say itwrong, I like saying it like
that.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
I ain't gonna lie to you, bro, I don't.
I don't be doing none of thatshit.
The most I'm probably because Idon't.
I would hate to go in there andfuck around and get the wrong
side.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
So hell nah.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
I don't do none of that shit.
I would just rather just giveyou the money and you go buy
that shit your damn self.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Hey look, hey, fuck around, goddamn vagina looking
like it got floss in betweenHell, nah, fuck that.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
What bitch you fucking with that shit.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Hey, because that shit does happen.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Oh, you don't know my size.
No, what did?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
you buy an info I really.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
I just tried to do something nice, got that.
See, then you fucking aroundlike you know what.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Fuck this shit no, because, like, bro, like like,
I'm gonna go ahead and be honestwith you.
Like even in the past, evenwhen I was doing shit, it's like
I would buy a bitch, a wholeoutfit like some shit I thought
was dope shoes, the pants, shirt, hoodie, whatever, just so, you
know, just just just off ofstrength, just off of gp,
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because I know a lot of times wedon't take the effort out in
looking at the other person likeshit, I might see you like,
damn, you done had them Crocsfor a while.
So shit, boom, let me get her anew pair of Crocs.
Boom, you ain't got this for awhile, let me see what I can
(22:18):
wear, way.
But it's, it's like I like todo shit to be helpful.
There's shit that you can use,shit that you can utilize, that
shit that makes your everydaylife a little bit more
convenient.
Or you just put that shit on soyou can step out on these hoes
and be like oh, who got that foryou?
Girl, that shit look cute.
My mans, my king, you know whatI'm saying saying but instead of
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them just being like girl, Iain't got nothing to work, girl
go in there and put that shitout there with you, because a
lot of times people don't likeit's a little shit to me that
makes shit like, makes me smileyou know what I'm saying instead
of cause, like I tell peopleall the time, I like to smell
(23:05):
nice, like off the top, it ain'tfor nobody else's approval
Because I can give a fuck aboutyour approval.
It's more of a confidence thingfor me.
So if you give me a goodsmelling cologne man, I don't
give a fuck how much you pay forthat motherfucker, as long as
that motherfucker smell dope.
Shit, that motherfucker smelldope.
Yeah, shit, appreciate you.
(23:25):
Oh, man, what you got on man, Idon't know the name or nigga
shit, my big boy the phobic, whyshit smelling good got me
feeling good right.
And hey, hey for y'all men outthere listening to this, hey,
let me go ahead and tell y'allone thing, bro it is not suspect
for you to tell another man hesmells nice bro nah, real shit.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Because, yeah, I yeah , because I know, I know a lot
of y'all motherfuckers be likeshit, be contemplating.
Should I tell no?
No, he's gonna think no, niggatell dick because like shit, he
might put you down on game.
It might not even be thatexpensive, it might not you feel
me, because some people I meanI don't give people my scent?
Well, I do, I ain't gonna lie,I do give people my scent?
Well, I do, I ain't gonna lie,I do give people my scent.
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But you'll never miss it, likeme, baby.
You'll never have that shit,like me.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Like I'll tell y'all, like this man, like I'm big on
it, like if I walk past anotherman I say hey, bro, I don't know
what the fuck you got on, butthat shit smell good.
Hey, what the fuck is that?
I don't give a fuck, your age,your race, whatever.
A lot of times it's not suchthe way you come at somebody.
(24:32):
Sometimes we like to tell To meit's like oh, bro, shit, x, y,
z, x, y, z, x, y, z.
And that's when you startrealizing bro, shit, I do X, y,
Z, x, y, x, y and z, x, y and z,x, y and z.
And that's when you startrealizing bro, shit, I do x, y,
z, x, y and z.
Oh, for real, how much thatcost you, because a lot of us
might give you the cheat code towhere.
Hey, bro, shit, this is edwardman.
(24:53):
I don't want to pay no 300, bro.
I don't pay no 300 for a bottle.
I'm gonna put you on my littleafrican, I'm gonna put you on my
little guy.
No, a-rad let you know what'swhat, and then they'll tell you,
bro, bro, how long you gotta,how many times you gotta spread.
Do I?
Do I put it on one time and sheled me a whole show for real.
That way you ain't gotta putyour good shit on.
(25:14):
Stop acting like it's such totell another man or give another
man a compliment because you'renot comfortable in your
masculinity.
You get what I'm saying Because, like I tell you, like this man
, if I see somebody I'm coolwith, and they fly up, I say,
bro, you put that shit on.
Bro, I don't appreciate it, mynigga, because it's the little
(25:38):
things like that in life, thatman might be having a down day,
but you, claiming to be hispartner, don't be hating on him.
Lift that nigga up.
Lift that man up, because inretrospect you want somebody to
do the same thing to you,because we ain't always on top
tier every time we have aconversation.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Real shit, Life be hitting the motherfucker every
which way.
Shit, Boy shit what you talkingabout.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Boy shit what you talking about Boy, but man, I'm
sorry.
Hey, by the way, we are sorrythat we ain't been consistent
lately.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Yeah, this motherfucker been sick, as y'all
can tell he been.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
I been going through the motions.
God damn, I had strep throat.
My little man had pneumonia.
Now he was sick again.
Shit, then, pneumonia ain'tclear up.
He was sick again, and let metell you.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Then this motherfucker got sick.
God damn bro.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
But that right there shows you sometimes life's life.
Hell yeah, and I ain't evengonna hold you.
I can't tell you how many textmessages I got and messages from
y'all that hit my phone sayingwhere's the new episode?
Are we going to get a newepisode?
Please tell me.
Y'all ain't quit Hell.
(26:51):
No, this shit ain't stopping.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
We told y'all this shit ain't going nowhere.
Y'all keep fucking with us,though Run this shit the fuck up
.
Next year we're going for amotherfucking listen.
We're going for the gusto nextyear.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Hey, should we tell them how many streams we got
thanks to them?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Yeah, right now.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
We can tell them.
We can tell yeah, all right,thanks to y'all.
I'm going to go ahead and telly'all keep it P with y'all Me
and Smiley.
We have conversations all thetime, but we were aiming just to
get 10,000 streams at one time.
We were aiming to just get five.
(27:30):
This month we just hit 17,000streams 17,000.
And to us, to a lot of y'all,they be like nigga, that only
hit 17,000.
If you think you can do better,get out here and try.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
I mean shit.
I just Ay Slow motion betterthan no motion.
Just put your head down andwork.
Somebody big Gonna see thisshit and see oh yeah, we can
really take this shit somewhere.
Put some money behind this shit, man.
Like listen, I ain't lie,that's really all we really
missing Money and really justSponsorship.
(28:06):
That's it bro.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
You the little man, you the big man, you got a
business out there.
Man, shoot me a text messageand I will reach out.
Or send me an email and I willreach out and we can talk about
a sponsorship.
And the same way we do ourskits, the same way we put our,
Send me an email and I willreach out and we can talk about
A sponsorship.
And the same way we do Our skits, the same way we put Our, our
monetization In this.
Hey, let me tell you something.
(28:32):
Like we say all the time Slowmoney, better than no money.
Yep, the pennies add up, youmake a dollar, I make a dime.
See what I'm saying?
It's If we don't have eachother, pennies add up, you make
a dollar, I make a dime.
See what I'm saying?
If we don't have each other, wecan't help each other grow.
So my biggest gift to y'all isto wish y'all a Merry Christmas.
Make sure y'all get y'all shotsin.
(28:53):
Make sure y'all get y'all turntup in.
Make sure y'all shaking ass,goddamn by the mistletoe.
And make sure y'all goddamn bebutt naked under the goddamn
christmas tree with a big bow ony'all tonight, because I know
somebody gonna get their packagefilled up.
You get me.
So I just want to wish y'all amerry christmas from myself and
smiling on.
(29:14):
This four step was only we outpeace you.
I'm gonna make this drink right quick and ask this
boy Do he wanna go sit on SantaClaus' lap If he wanna go see
Santa Boy?
Hey, keyshawn.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Hey man, you ready.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
For what?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Man what you mean?
For what?
Now, I'm ready.
Okay, go put your shoes on, man, we about to go take you to go
see Santa Claus, alright, oh,you ready to go see Santa Claus?
Yeah, I can't sit on his lap.
What you mean?
You can't sit on his lap?
I can't do that.
I'm too old for that man.
You better sit on that man'slap so you can tell him what you
(00:39):
want.
I can't do that, bro.
It weird, bro, what you mean itweird what you mean.
It weird Sadidi gang what?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
you mean sadidi?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I can't do it, man.
It ain't like he gonna whip outa baby oil or nothing like that
, he just gonna.
You just gonna sit on the oldman lap and tell him what you
want.
I can't do it.
What you mean, you can't do it.
How else you think you gonnaget a gift?
Ain't like the gift gonna besomething hard got going between
(01:11):
your butt cheeks.
Come on, man, so let's go.
What you mean?
What you mean, you can't do it.
God damn man.
Hey, y'all, welcome to foes.
Stealthers only, alphas Only.
I'm Jack, that's Smiley.
Yup, hey, y'all.
Just to let y'all know, on theskit that was my 16-year-old son
man, I had to kidnap his asssince he out of school.
(01:33):
Man, that little motherfuckerwanted $16 from the cash shop,
so I had to tell him you'regoing to have to work for them
$16.
But speaking of that, hey,merry Christmas to all.
To all a good night.
I know right?
Hey, man, do you understand?
I feel like it's a Christmasritual for you to make sure you
(01:53):
have a bottle before the storeis closed.
Is that something that's trueor something?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yes, it is.
I feel like it is.
Why do you feel like that man,or at least in our community?
Because I mean it depending onyour family, either your family
going to make or break your assover the holidays.
Hey, bro, with that bottle.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Hey, you know why I think that motherfuckers go get
that bottle before you know theChristmas holiday?
Why?
It's because you start thinkingabout how much motherfucking
money you done spent on allthese motherfucking gifts you
got under this tree and then yougotta think you gotta drink
just to make sure you don't nutthe fuck up talking about some
of these little motherfuckers.
Better be goddamn you, okay.
(02:38):
Yeah, you look like you overthere Going through it, dog.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Shit, I'm good, that shit just Tipped me out though.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Oh it, oh, it took you to God doing level three Woo
.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I ain't drunk in a minute.
Oh shit, it's 11 o'clock in themorning and we getting drunk
Like it's the fucking.
Well, it is a holiday, it'sshit, so it's the fucking.
What is out there is shit.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
So it's okay.
But do you think that's true,though, that people buy the
liquor Just to make it go downto where they can look at the
tree and realize how much Actualmoney they spent To putting
gifts and just to make surethese kids Are happy, not just
happy Spoiled?
Then, when you look back at it,and it's just like these little
(03:27):
ungrateful motherfuckers didn'teven tell me thank you,
appreciate nothing, and they'llgo play with it for 30 minutes,
and then it's like, okay, I'mbored, nigga, you better get
every goddamn coin that I donespent on these motherfucking
gifts out, this motherfucker.
And you talking about somethingyou bored that I done spent on
these motherfucking gifts Outthese motherfuckers.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
And you talking about something you bored, see,
that's why I'm glad my littlegirl just still young.
I still got a couple more yearsof getting a little shit and
she'll still be happy.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Bro, let me tell you something.
Last night I spent 150 bucks onfucking Robux.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Yeah, you said that.
You told me that earlier today.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Man, I would, just I would.
And I'm sitting there thinkingthey finna blow this shit in 30
seconds.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Do you know?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
how long I had to work to get that 150 dollars.
How much overtime I had to putin.
How much goddamn like, how muchI had to goddamn dread being at
a motherfucking institution,just so y'all can get that, but
okay, that brings me to my nextquestion, though.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Now, with you saying that, right, we're going to
circle back to you, and what wewere talking about just now.
Because that's really the maintopic of the day.
But this just struck me because, you know, sometimes I be door
dashing and shit, you know whatI'm saying, racking up extra
(05:07):
shit and whatever.
But I went to this little spotand I was talking to the lady in
there, right, she was like, ohyeah, I don't celebrate
Christmas and stuff like that.
I was like okay, okay, so youstraight.
She was like yeah.
She was like yeah, it's alwaysaround the time where the
holidays is around and all thatwhere you gotta pay for all this
stuff.
I was yeah, and she was likethat's why I see a whole bunch
of other extra peopledoordashing this stuff.
(05:27):
I was like yeah, for real.
She was like, yeah, I see awhole bunch more people doing it
now.
So that that brings me to whatI'm about to say right here.
Is it, do you really feel likeyou're in the christmas spirit
to do it, or is it like you justdoing it because you got to?
You know what, since you say itlike that, no real shit, Because
(05:48):
I have not Real shit In thepast couple years.
I have not been in theChristmas spirit.
I just do it because it's justlike.
It's just what.
Like you say, tradition, that'sall it is Like, you're just
going through the motions.
Going through the motions, Idon't feel like no type, like
honestly, other than me beingwith my family and I love my
family, like I love going to gosee them and shit, like that's
(06:09):
really what I like out of theChristmas and holidays and shit
Is going to go see the familykicking with the family.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
I really don't give a fuck about the shit, because we
old anyway, like we can get ourown shit Like or you I'm in
agreeance with you Because,since you put it that way,
because I told somebody theother day, adults don't when we
got kids, we don't look forwardto Christmas.
I don't, I don't either.
(06:34):
I look forward to tax time,because I mean.
The reason why I say that isbecause, when you look at
everything that transpires, Ispent all this money on these
kids.
I spent all this money on thesegifts just to see a little
(06:56):
glint of happiness come out mykids.
But am I truly happy for theway I have to slave, the way I
have to overwork myself, the wayI'm pulling extra hours, the
way I'm having to doordash, theway I'm having to uber, the way
I'm having to do all this extrashit?
mm-hmm just to buy a gift ifsomebody might forget about.
(07:21):
Like you said, they might noteven appreciate shit, right.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
So it's like that is really did and that's the thing
that somebody might forget about.
Like you said, they might noteven appreciate this shit, right
.
So it's like, damn, I justreally Did, and that's the thing
Cause then you start Thinkingabout this shit Like, well, damn
, I could've, I could've fuckingKept that shit For damn simple,
like what the fuck I could'vekept that little bit of cheese?
Not real shit, but at the sametime it's your kids, though.
So you really like.
You know what fuck it like.
Fuck it because I, I got my man.
(07:45):
I need to cut you off because,bro, I got blake a goddamn chair
, like, like just a little chairfor one more, but it's like a
little mickey mouse beanbagchair type.
Shit man.
I've never seen her send thatmotherfucker like all like three
times.
Since I got this shit and I gotthat shit like like three
months ago, three, four monthsago, like that's like 90 to 120
(08:06):
days I seen her send that shitThree times.
I said, motherfucker, if Ifound the receipt, this shit
would be gone.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
I mean absolutely, because like, okay, cause, now,
when I, when I look back, andwhen I was a kid, did I
appreciate Every gift my mamagot Don't got For me?
Did I appreciate to make sure Igot what I wanted?
Now, and as an adult, when Ilook at this shit, yeah, now
(08:35):
you're like, damn Damn, is thisshit really what it's supposed
to be?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Because you look at shit like now, bro, family ain't
the way family used to be.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Everybody on their separate ways, everybody on
their own shit, everybody gottheir cliques in the family I
mean, I ain't gonna lie, it'scrazy that y'all could all be in
the same room and shit.
Everybody got their own cornerin the house, everybody.
You got the cousins right here.
You got a couple aunties righthere who fuck with each other.
(09:10):
You got the uncles over here inthe garage and shit Smoking
cigarettes, playing cards, whodon't leave each other.
You got the uncles over here inin the garage and shit, smoking
cigarettes, playing cars whodon't leave that motherfucker.
They stay out there, rain,sleet or snow in that
motherfucking garage.
I said god, I told my answer,damn.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I said but, but it's true though it's like, is this
what we divulge to?
Because I was.
I was joking with one of mypartners, one of the home girls,
and I was like what do youexpect from your boyfriend or,
you know, your husband, whatever?
(09:43):
Oh, this motherfucker, betterget me this coach purse I like.
But you forgot you still gotbills.
You still forget you got rentnow if he couldn't afford it all
year.
You forgot you still got bills.
You still forget you got rentNow if he couldn't afford it all
year.
Why, all of a sudden, duringChristmas time, did you make
that man break his back to getyou some shit that you ain't
(10:07):
really gonna rock like that?
Because I mean like I'll goahead and kick the shit straight
to you.
Somebody asked me what did Iwant for Christmas?
I said I don't know.
I said because I usually askfor shit that I can use that's
going to make my life easier.
They said what you mean?
I said, man, one year I askedfor a carpet cleaner.
(10:28):
Another year I asked for a newvacuum.
Another year I asked for somebrushes to clean a car with,
like a new power drill Shit tomake my life a little bit easier
, or a tool that I can utilizeall year round.
Because every time I grab thattool I'm going to remember who
(10:49):
gave it to me.
Because every time I grab thattool I'm going to use it, I'm
going to be appreciative of it,because it just made my life a
little bit easier.
But a lot of people don't lookat it like that, because I was
like shit.
I told somebody the other dayshit, give me a pair of boots,
give me a pair of boots for workbecause guess what?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
yeah, I gotta wear them a lot.
I'm gonna be thinking aboutyour ass All the time, right?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Because I'm appreciative, because this
motherfucker Just went and spitout their hard earned cheese.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Nah, that's facts, though that's facts, I can see
that.
But I don't know.
Some people don't be Feelinglike that, cause I don't know, I
don't know If it's how they.
I don't know.
I've been coming up with a newterm and y'all big podcasts.
Hey, motherfuckers, y'allbetter give me, give us a
(11:41):
motherfucking credit.
God damn it.
I've been coming up with a newterm bruh, what it's in the
blood, bruh, it's in the blood.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
What's that mean?
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Nigga, like you know, like how, like you just see it,
like, okay, I'm putting likethis when you, when you look at,
when you look at the mama, andthen you start seeing shit, you
start hearing what she, whatshe's being told to you, and she
, okay, cool, you're observing,cool, then you look at her mama
(12:12):
and then it's like Hold on, waita minute.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
It's in the blood, so it's generational.
They pass that shit down.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
It's in their blood.
You can't shake it, you can'tknock it.
It's all they know.
And you'll be a fool to thinkyou can Switch it up, change it.
It's already too late, like yougotta think.
If they, if they goddamn 30motherfucker that's 30 years of
bad habits that you're trying toundo in fucking like six years,
(12:46):
you still got fucking 24 yearsthat you battling with, and then
that ain't even to say thatthey won't revert back to.
Goddamn they, 30 year shit Like.
So it's like, it's just, it'slike damn.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
So it's like the term when we say when we get like
dogs and shit, get them young,raise them right.
Yeah, yeah, Cause I mean I cansee that because even with
little like I'm gonna use mykids, for instance.
I'm going to use my kids, forinstance.
Looking at my kids, they holdon to certain traits that were
(13:21):
never taught.
Sorry y'all, I'm getting over alittle head cold.
My dumb ass took a showerbefore I left the house and it
was like 30 something degreesoutside.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
He told his ass he can't be doing that shit.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
But what I'm saying is Like they hold on these
traits, like it's in they blood,like I had to tell my daughter
the other day she got jazz atthe mouth.
Hey, man, check that shit atthe front though.
But you gotta understand whenme saying that is, I'm like hey,
check that, check that at thefront though, because I don't
(13:56):
want you to get this shitmisconstrued, because you
jumping out of pocket, youcoming out of me all certain,
all different ways, and youexpect me to be a certain way.
Oh, you want me to be newnurturing.
Nah, shit, I gotta nip thatshit in the bud, because if you
think you're gonna talk to medisrespectful, I'm not letting
you get out of this house andtalk to somebody else.
Disrespectful because they'regonna say, oh, they must ain't,
(14:19):
must ain't got no home training,or like I'd be.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
I ain't gonna lie, hell, this is how this is for
sure how I was raised.
That's.
That's probably why I'd bethinking of the worst or goddamn
be trying to like calculatetype shit to try to make sure we
don't get there.
Type shit like my mom alwaystold me like because she told me
she was watching the movie onetime and the motherfucker on the
(14:44):
movie ain't listening to whathis dad said and my mom was so
mad like she was like see, thatmotherfucker ain't listening.
She was like, she looked at me.
She's like, if I tell you dosomething, you do it.
That shit could be life or deathlike.
And that shit stuck with me sohard like I use that shit every.
I don't say it a lot, but I Ithink about it.
That shit could be life ordeath like.
So I like I try to calculate oror try to make sure everything
(15:07):
is like, even like just a littlebit of where I control it.
All right, cool, I'm gonna tryto.
All right, boom, hey, do thisfor me.
That's why sometimes, whencertain shit don't work, or
goddamn, you ain't listeningwhat I'm saying.
All right, cool, that's noted.
It could be life or death andyou ain't gonna listen to what
I'm saying, so I can't worryabout trying to save you.
That's that's how I be thinking.
That's that's just how I don'tknow.
It's how my brain is wired typeshit.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
So oh yeah it's chestnut chakras, yeah, okay,
okay.
So let me ask you this question.
We gonna get back on thisChristmas shit.
Mmhmm, hey man, say man, whatdo you think is the perfect gift
For you to give yoursignificant other For Christmas?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I don't know, I guess , what they like Feel they like
what you mean, what they likeCause.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Hey, you know my ass, i'ma go left field.
You know I'ma I'm going to goleft field.
You know I'm going to go leftfield.
If you let me, you can go leftfield.
I'm just telling you Somethingthey like.
So, boom, we're going to goleft field.
Hey, caution, I'm going leftfield.
I hope y'all ready.
I'm sorry y'all.
So I was talking to my cousin,so you know, know, he married
(16:17):
right and he made his old ladyThrow out all her vibrators,
right, okay, cause in his mindhe's intimidated by that.
The way I divulge it is he'sintimidated by that, right.
So in my mind it's like LikeI'll give you a perfect example,
like when I was overseas and Ihad a little boot boot back here
(16:40):
or I was not able to get thereor whatever Shit, I'd be on a
little, you know, a littlemessenger shit talking to him,
having a little conversation.
Hey boot shit.
Hey, what you think about this.
I'm ordering shit for you topleasure yourself.
Do you feel like that's anacceptable Christmas gift?
(17:02):
A new toy, new restraints Ifthat's what they're into.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
But like I'm saying yeah, we can do some restraints.
Yes, but I mean the toys, yeah,if that's what they're into,
because some are not into that,Some are just won't.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying,though.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Because in my mind it's like you enjoy that shit,
because this is the way my mindworks.
Mind it's like you enjoy thatshit, because this, this, this
is the way my mind works.
My mind's a fucked up place now.
Because every time you catchthat nut man, I appreciate that
nigga, that nigga, goddamn buttthis motherfucker, shit, hell.
I gotta man, I gotta tell himhe did, he made a good choice on
this one.
Because because in my mind it'slike, the more shit you got to
(17:43):
use, the more shit we got tohave fun with.
You get what I'm saying.
I feel you, the more shit I cantell you hey, baby, remember
that shit I got you forValentine's Day.
Remember that shit I told youthe other day on what you call
it.
It's on sale, what's up?
Let's do something.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Yeah, I guess it's to each his own.
I guess I guess, yeah, I guessyou could.
But, like I said, it justdepends.
Some people don't like I mean.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
I'm with you though, yeah, cause I can't, cause I
laugh every time when I hearSome of these motherfuckers Be
talking about something.
Yeah, man, shit, I done killedthat Motherfucking Rose.
How the hell you kill the Rose.
You done put that motherfuckerOn high too many times.
That motherfucker died on you.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
That's why I told you , I asked you, remember, I told
you the other day.
I was like See, that's whythese motherfuckers Be, be, be
dry as goddamn Safari down therethey ain't got no goddamn
Stimulation down there, right?
Speaker 1 (18:36):
So what?
What is the?
Remember the term?
I told you it's clitoralstimulation.
Yeah, they dead in the.
They dead in the clitoris frombeing stimulated.
So therefore, they're no longerbeing stimulated by the normal
shit that they should be arousedby.
That's why they got to go toextra lengths to be aroused.
But I mean, this shit, sameshit happened for a dude.
(18:57):
Would you be okay if your oldlady got down some also?
Amen, I know, I know it been awhile.
I saw you jacking off the otherday.
So, hey, I got you a littlepocket pussy.
No, but what I'm saying?
I'm being funny.
I know, you're being funny, butno man.
If a motherfucker brought me agoddamn flashlight, I'd be like
what the fuck am I supposed todo with this?
Speaker 2 (19:18):
You get.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
What I'm saying is do you feel like sex toys should
be made normal for, like as gift, as gifts?
Speaker 2 (19:29):
because, I feel like, yeah, I feel like me personally
.
If they into it, okay, if it's,if it's your woman, if they
into it, yes.
But I feel like, if I feel likethat shit is more so for for
women to do, I feel like girl togirl type shit, the girl, the
(19:51):
girl, yeah, like.
You know how, like, because Idon't listen, so I don't know
what y'all, who we are, but somepeople really like are.
I'm saying I'm trying to saytoo much without saying too much
.
You know, let me go ahead andtell you this.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
So I got, I got a couple home girls like I mean we
locked in, like yeah, girlslike these motherfuckers tell me
, man shit.
I took my home girl to the um,to the sex store.
That bitch was in there actingweird man, that's what you mean.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
She was acting weird, but sometimes not like that I'm
talking about.
Like they in there like lookingtogether, type shit, but their
family though like not like theydoing shit yeah, like, not like
they doing shit together, typeshit, but they're like no, they
no.
No, I'm talking about, like,the experience yeah, like, and
they, they kicking it, theyvibing in there, chilling like.
Oh shit, you know what I'msaying.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Right, right, right like so no, what I'm saying is
not even to that extent.
It's just like just saying hey,surprise, I got you this.
Like when you go out and buysome lingerie, you get what I'm
saying.
Yeah, it's just a yes.
Motherfuckers, I know I say itwrong, I like saying it like
that.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
I ain't gonna lie to you, bro, I don't.
I don't be doing none of thatshit.
The most I'm probably because Idon't.
I would hate to go in there andfuck around and get the wrong
side.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
So hell nah.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
I don't do none of that shit.
I would just rather just giveyou the money and you go buy
that shit your damn self.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Hey look, hey, fuck around, goddamn vagina looking
like it got floss in betweenHell, nah, fuck that.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
What bitch you fucking with that shit.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Hey, because that shit does happen.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Oh, you don't know my size.
No, what did?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
you buy an info I really.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
I just tried to do something nice, got that.
See, then you fucking aroundlike you know what.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Fuck this shit no, because, like, bro, like like,
I'm gonna go ahead and be honestwith you.
Like even in the past, evenwhen I was doing shit, it's like
I would buy a bitch, a wholeoutfit like some shit I thought
was dope shoes, the pants, shirt, hoodie, whatever, just so, you
know, just just just off ofstrength, just off of gp,
(21:58):
because I know a lot of times wedon't take the effort out in
looking at the other person likeshit, I might see you like,
damn, you done had them Crocsfor a while.
So shit, boom, let me get her anew pair of Crocs.
Boom, you ain't got this for awhile, let me see what I can
(22:18):
wear, way.
But it's, it's like I like todo shit to be helpful.
There's shit that you can use,shit that you can utilize, that
shit that makes your everydaylife a little bit more
convenient.
Or you just put that shit on soyou can step out on these hoes
and be like oh, who got that foryou?
Girl, that shit look cute.
My mans, my king, you know whatI'm saying saying but instead of
(22:44):
them just being like girl, Iain't got nothing to work, girl
go in there and put that shitout there with you, because a
lot of times people don't likeit's a little shit to me that
makes shit like, makes me smileyou know what I'm saying instead
of cause, like I tell peopleall the time, I like to smell
(23:05):
nice, like off the top, it ain'tfor nobody else's approval
Because I can give a fuck aboutyour approval.
It's more of a confidence thingfor me.
So if you give me a goodsmelling cologne man, I don't
give a fuck how much you pay forthat motherfucker, as long as
that motherfucker smell dope.
Shit, that motherfucker smelldope.
Yeah, shit, appreciate you.
(23:25):
Oh, man, what you got on man, Idon't know the name or nigga
shit, my big boy the phobic, whyshit smelling good got me
feeling good right.
And hey, hey for y'all men outthere listening to this, hey,
let me go ahead and tell y'allone thing, bro it is not suspect
for you to tell another man hesmells nice bro nah, real shit.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Because, yeah, I yeah , because I know, I know a lot
of y'all motherfuckers be likeshit, be contemplating.
Should I tell no?
No, he's gonna think no, niggatell dick because like shit, he
might put you down on game.
It might not even be thatexpensive, it might not you feel
me, because some people I meanI don't give people my scent?
Well, I do, I ain't gonna lie,I do give people my scent?
Well, I do, I ain't gonna lie,I do give people my scent.
(24:03):
But you'll never miss it, likeme, baby.
You'll never have that shit,like me.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Like I'll tell y'all, like this man, like I'm big on
it, like if I walk past anotherman I say hey, bro, I don't know
what the fuck you got on, butthat shit smell good.
Hey, what the fuck is that?
I don't give a fuck, your age,your race, whatever.
A lot of times it's not suchthe way you come at somebody.
(24:32):
Sometimes we like to tell To meit's like oh, bro, shit, x, y,
z, x, y, z, x, y, z.
And that's when you startrealizing bro, shit, I do X, y,
Z, x, y, x, y and z, x, y and z,x, y and z.
And that's when you startrealizing bro, shit, I do x, y,
z, x, y and z.
Oh, for real, how much thatcost you, because a lot of us
might give you the cheat code towhere.
Hey, bro, shit, this is edwardman.
(24:53):
I don't want to pay no 300, bro.
I don't pay no 300 for a bottle.
I'm gonna put you on my littleafrican, I'm gonna put you on my
little guy.
No, a-rad let you know what'swhat, and then they'll tell you,
bro, bro, how long you gotta,how many times you gotta spread.
Do I?
Do I put it on one time and sheled me a whole show for real.
That way you ain't gotta putyour good shit on.
(25:14):
Stop acting like it's such totell another man or give another
man a compliment because you'renot comfortable in your
masculinity.
You get what I'm saying Because, like I tell you, like this man
, if I see somebody I'm coolwith, and they fly up, I say,
bro, you put that shit on.
Bro, I don't appreciate it, mynigga, because it's the little
(25:38):
things like that in life, thatman might be having a down day,
but you, claiming to be hispartner, don't be hating on him.
Lift that nigga up.
Lift that man up, because inretrospect you want somebody to
do the same thing to you,because we ain't always on top
tier every time we have aconversation.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Real shit, Life be hitting the motherfucker every
which way.
Shit, Boy shit what you talkingabout.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Boy shit what you talking about Boy, but man, I'm
sorry.
Hey, by the way, we are sorrythat we ain't been consistent
lately.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Yeah, this motherfucker been sick, as y'all
can tell he been.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
I been going through the motions.
God damn, I had strep throat.
My little man had pneumonia.
Now he was sick again.
Shit, then, pneumonia ain'tclear up.
He was sick again, and let metell you.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Then this motherfucker got sick.
God damn bro.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
But that right there shows you sometimes life's life.
Hell yeah, and I ain't evengonna hold you.
I can't tell you how many textmessages I got and messages from
y'all that hit my phone sayingwhere's the new episode?
Are we going to get a newepisode?
Please tell me.
Y'all ain't quit Hell.
(26:51):
No, this shit ain't stopping.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
We told y'all this shit ain't going nowhere.
Y'all keep fucking with us,though Run this shit the fuck up
.
Next year we're going for amotherfucking listen.
We're going for the gusto nextyear.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Hey, should we tell them how many streams we got
thanks to them?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Yeah, right now.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
We can tell them.
We can tell yeah, all right,thanks to y'all.
I'm going to go ahead and telly'all keep it P with y'all Me
and Smiley.
We have conversations all thetime, but we were aiming just to
get 10,000 streams at one time.
We were aiming to just get five.
(27:30):
This month we just hit 17,000streams 17,000.
And to us, to a lot of y'all,they be like nigga, that only
hit 17,000.
If you think you can do better,get out here and try.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
I mean shit.
I just Ay Slow motion betterthan no motion.
Just put your head down andwork.
Somebody big Gonna see thisshit and see oh yeah, we can
really take this shit somewhere.
Put some money behind this shit, man.
Like listen, I ain't lie,that's really all we really
missing Money and really justSponsorship.
(28:06):
That's it bro.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
You the little man, you the big man, you got a
business out there.
Man, shoot me a text messageand I will reach out.
Or send me an email and I willreach out and we can talk about
a sponsorship.
And the same way we do ourskits, the same way we put our,
Send me an email and I willreach out and we can talk about
A sponsorship.
And the same way we do Our skits, the same way we put Our, our
monetization In this.
Hey, let me tell you something.
(28:32):
Like we say all the time Slowmoney, better than no money.
Yep, the pennies add up, youmake a dollar, I make a dime.
See what I'm saying?
It's If we don't have eachother, pennies add up, you make
a dollar, I make a dime.
See what I'm saying?
If we don't have each other, wecan't help each other grow.
So my biggest gift to y'all isto wish y'all a Merry Christmas.
Make sure y'all get y'all shotsin.
(28:53):
Make sure y'all get y'all turntup in.
Make sure y'all shaking ass,goddamn by the mistletoe.
And make sure y'all goddamn bebutt naked under the goddamn
christmas tree with a big bow ony'all tonight, because I know
somebody gonna get their packagefilled up.
You get me.
So I just want to wish y'all amerry christmas from myself and
smiling on.
(29:14):
This four step was only we outpeace you.
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