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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Goddamn, every time
you pick me up you listen to
that goddamn Jason Aldean Talkabout chillin' on the dirt road.
Goddammit, I just wanna goddamnget home, play some of that
goddamn new shit I like.
Now, give me that.
This my shit.
Well, you love me right now.
If I was smarter, I'd havestayed my ass at home and leave
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the rock and record alone.
Now Everybody in the boardagain.
Timpsi, woo, woo.
I just want to welcome y'all tooh, steppers Only, where we tell
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you to sit down and watch amotherfucking stepper step.
I'm Jack, that littlemotherfucker that rolls down
hills Because he got his legstoo short To jump out of a
goddamn sitting, goddamn trike.
What the hell did I fall out ofthat night?
I think I fell out of my Jeep.
True story I tried to jump inmy Jeep, drunk as fuck.
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Next thing I know I was rollingdown a goddamn hill Right in
front of a goddamn club.
Still don't remember when I gotribs.
I don't even remember how I gothome.
I just remember I woke up in myhomeboy's living room that next
morning they gonna wake me upand tell me Boy, you want some
eggs?
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Fuck you.
But anyway, I just want towelcome you all to four steppers
only.
Um, one of my listeners hit meup one time and I just want to
let y'all know I do appreciatethat when people, when I put a
poll out, and people give me a,give me a topic or whatever,
whatever.
But I'm gonna go ahead and behonest with y'all.
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I'm sick and tired of fuckingrelationship shit.
I don't want to hear that shit,I don't want to talk about that
shit, whatever Shit.
I just want to hear some funnyshit when I crack jokes,
whatever, whatever, whatever,put my little dark twist on it,
whatever, whatever, whatever.
But anyway, he hit me upTalking about some hey, do you
think it's worth getting getback.
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I don't feel like get back isreally.
I feel like get back ischildish, to be honest, because
I mean, what are you actuallygetting back out of shit?
A nut, a STD, herpes, gonorrhea, chlamydia, some shit like that
.
A baby Shit.
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Disappointment.
Herpes, gonorrhea, chlamydia,some shit like that, a baby shit
.
Disappointment, because, hey,nothing's more disappointment
than you you got now.
Think you about to get your,get your, uh, your boyfriend
back.
Everything goes.
And you about to goddamn goover there.
You about to get your girl, oldlady back.
You get over there and thepussy is weak as fuck.
That shit dry.
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That shit damn near like yourubbing your dick across goddamn
sandpaper or the shit goddamngot an echo to it.
That motherfucker.
The only thing you hear ishello, hello, hello, hello,
hello.
All the way through thatmotherfucker, because that shit
just ran through Like a wholegoddamn line of football players
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done ran up in thismotherfucker, like this
motherfucker been on one of themgoddamn bang bus episodes where
you'd see like 50 dudes versusone a shot have been through
that whole thing like one versusgorillas, a hundred gorillas,
and you already know what typeof type of goddamn you see them.
But anyway, what are yougaining out of?
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Get back.
Just just, I'm sorry, I went onmy tangent, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I know I druggedthat shit out too long, but
anyway, what are you getting outof?
Get back?
I want to hear what y'all getout of get back, because I don't
believe in get back.
I believe, I believe in movingthe fuck on.
Stop, stop talking to theperson.
Shit Dead, that shit.
Dig a ditch, let thatmotherfucker lie in it.
Piss on that motherfucker.
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Hey, rest in piss.
I mean shit, because I meanfrom that point on shit.
You just dead.
To me, shit, there's no need toget back somebody that's not
worth you know, that's no longerIn your realm.
Because, hey shit, say the shit.
Does you know?
Shit, shit, that just happenedand y'all goddamn end up working
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some shit out.
Now you gotta go to the goddamngrave With some bullshit and
God forbid you get that goddamnbullshit, that goddamn itchy and
scratchy, that goddamn Ren andSkippy, that Rick and Morty,
that, as I Die Slowly Cause Imean how you gonna go, goddamn
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see, say, okay, y'all go backfor makeup sex and next thing
you know you goddamn, uh, what'sthat shit called?
We are the crabs your pubeswill grab.
We be on bed seats and toiletseats, but but I mean, how do
you, how do you explain that toyour partner?
They're saying oh shit, I ain'tbeen fucking around.
But shit, we've been broken uptwo hours and now I got the
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clout.
Now my goddamn dick dripping,goddamn green puss.
Now I gotta take these goddamnpills because of it.
I'm just asking Because I meanpeople out here try to get back,
play that shit.
Like I was telling one of mypartners, the best get back you
can ever do to somebody is levelup, be better than what you
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were when you were with them,which sounds bad.
But I mean shit, because a lotof times it's like oh, because I
love to hear when amotherfucker talk about
something.
Oh girl, after I let that nigga, that nigga ain't shit, that
motherfucker goddamn went backhome to his mama.
Or that motherfucker ain't gota pot to piss in, he ain't got
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no job, he ain't got no car Shitthat nigga.
He been like that for the last10 years.
I don't know why I still fuckwith him anyway.
Girl, like you don't want to bethat person, man, because I mean
shit, that shit sound bitter asfuck.
I mean absolutely bitter,because I mean like, who the
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fuck, who the fuck thrives offthat shit.
Because I mean the mean, theway I look at it is, nobody
really wants to hear thatbullshit, except for another
bitter motherfucker.
Because in my mind it's likeokay, what are you doing now,
since you done?
Left this man alone, left thisdude alone?
What are you doing now?
What do you got going on now?
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Because, and but oh, oh,another thing, shit as soon as
the mother.
Hey, this is hey, just fyi fory'all individuals out there.
Don't go run to social mediaand type in single, single.
As soon as y'all break up ory'all get to arguing or putting
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y'all shit on social media.
That shit is play the fuck outand I just want to let y'all
know.
Y'all be up there talking aboutsome single asf, oh, no, no, no
, it's not ASF, it's AF Shit.
You wonder why, when dudes gotdown to see that shit, they hurb
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and got down to get in yourinbox.
Because that single AF meanssingle and fucking, fucking and
fucking.
That's all that means.
Because I mean shit.
Why do you have to broadcast ifyou even worth something or you
even worth anything?
Why, bro?
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And for y'all dudes out there,let me tell you, quiet is kept,
bro.
Sometimes you got to sit backand watch a pot stew.
Because why you got to go backand dirty air out all the dirty
laundry of what this person wentthrough, or all the bullshit
just to paint a picture of thisindividual, of how bad they are,
or the fuck, the shit they donedid in their life, the bullshit
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they done went through, or thetrials and tribulations they
done went through.
That shit.
We get fucked, bro.
Like I tell folks all the timeman, shit, if you goddamn fuck
me over, you do me wrong.
Shit.
I ain't got to air out yourshit.
I ain't gotta air out your shitI don't because you're gonna
air out your shit, your damnself when people start fucking
with you and they startrealizing the truth and sides of
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you you ain't, you ain't, youain't shit.
That's what they won't say.
You really weren't shit.
Because, like I tell people shit, hey, there's a line in the
sand.
You choose which side you'regonna be on.
You're either gonna be youchoose which side you're gonna
be on.
You're gonna be on this side oryou're gonna be on this side,
you choose.
You choose sides regardless.
Or you can say no, neutral,like I.
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Like I tell people all the timeman, I don't draw, I don't
choose sides, because everybodygot a story.
Everybody might tell theirstory fucked up, but there's
always truth in the middle.
Because if you listen to thisside, this side, there's always
truth in the middle.
But but I mean, why sit thereand entertain the bullshit
anyway?
Because that shit, that shit,we get fucked.
Because I mean shit, like, like, like.
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I remember that one dude was outthere talking about some boy
man, shit, the big cat show thatanyway.
But the pussy was hitting andthen get mad.
Three of her homeboys, don'ttry to go over that goddamn back
door's ass.
Try to goddamn hit it.
How can you be mad at them?
They probably been eye-spyingy'all before you started fucking
with them, or they used to fuckwith them, but you just didn't
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know about it.
But then you find out.
Then you say, bro, that fuckdaughter, you shouldn't have
told him how good the pussy was.
That's your dumb ass faultTalking about some shit.
It ought to be goddamn shit.
Shit.
The pussy's hard Shit.
The motherfucker ain't got nogrip at all.
Man Shit.
The motherfucker ain't got notread in that motherfucker bro.
But shit, that head hitting.
I ain't even going to lie, manShit.
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I need to go back over therefor that head I.
I might not fuck with y'all, nomore, but they got them head on
point.
So why be mad at the dude thatyou just told that to if he get
curious, honestly, why get madat him?
Because I mean, that's y'allweak-ass niggas' fault.
Shut the fuck up.
Sometime.
Stop telling too muchinformation on the motherfucker,
because once you start tellingtoo much information, that's
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when motherfuckers get curious.
That's when motherfuckers startplotting.
That's when motherfuckers startplotting.
That's when motherfuckers startconnecting the dots them all.
Some shit, shit he ain'tfucking with.
Hey, bro, you mind if I, I meanshit depends on like, but it
it's, it's, it's a four-doorsituation.
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So y'all tell me, do y'allbelieve in get back?
Because I don't, I don't once.
Once I'm done with you, I ain'teven hold you because I mean
shit.
I sit there and watch shit.
I just sit back and watchbecause you'll see somebody like
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like, I'll watch people.
They movements tell it all,they mannerisms tell it all,
because I mean like shit, youcan tell when motherfuckers
insecure about certain shit,they hover, they hover around,
they got now it's like, it'slike sharks in the water, this,
that and third, oh, I know whatI want to talk about today.
So I got a question.
So I posted something the otherday.
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It's a little clip from youknow Finding Nemo About when the
shark shark bait, you knowswimming up on Nemo and the
little goddamn blood goddamncame out.
Right, or was that Dora?
The little blood came out, butthey ended up.
The shark goddamn got turned onby the smell of blood, bro.
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The shark got turned on by thesmell of blood, bro.
I just got a question do y'allreally be hitting shit on folks
periods, cause, if so, y'allsome nasty motherfuckers.
That's the time the bodycleanses out.
So why you can't wait a week?
You can't wait a couple of daysand don't be?
And man, I'm so tired of femaletalking about something.
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Oh, when you get in the shower,it stop bleeding for real, for
real.
Are you fucking serious?
No, it don't stop bleeding.
You just don't see the bloodbecause you goddamn washing it
away with water.
What makes you think it's gonnastop bleeding?
It ain't like you putting acold compress on a motherfucker.
It ain't like you you holdingit with pressure, unless your
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kegels that strong shit.
Well, I can't lie.
Some, some motherfuckers kegelsare that strong because shit, I
done heard a couple stories.
It ain't me.
I done heard from other folksexperiences how they got down.
You know, get that gripple andthey got them rubble.
Come off with the goddamn.
And you got to go in therefishing for the motherfucker.
You know you got to go in there.
You know, got them acting likeyou a goddamn surgeon or OBGYN
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or gynecologist trying to findthat motherfucker in there.
You look like you got themHarry Potter trying to find that
motherfucker.
And you got them pull thatmotherfucker with two fingers.
But anyway, because I got afunny story about that, this
acquaintance I know it ain't afriend, it ain't a homie, he's
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an acquaintance he was goddamnpanicking one day and and we
were at work, why you panicking,bro?
Man, shit, oh my God.
Oh my God.
I got a girl going over myhouse.
I said, okay, shit, what's sobad about that?
But I just, I just I wasfucking somebody earlier and the
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bloody robot's still in thetrash.
Can what?
Nigga you run red lights.
Nigga you run red lights, bro,that's how niggas catch shit.
I know, oh my god, if y'all cansee my motherfucking face, but
you can see my face over onyoutube, but or spotify, where I
post the videos of this also um, it's just disgusting to me
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because I don't want to get innothing.
And it smell like straightpanties.
It don't smell.
It smell like alkaline, itsmell like goddamn, it smell
like some goddamn blood.
I just can't get off.
I mean, I just can't do that.
But the the the idea and thefact of the matter is, is you
just hit somebody two days priorand knock their rag on, ran
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that red light, and then now youabout to knock down another
motherfucker Bro.
That's how motherfuckers get BV.
That's how motherfuckers getbacterial vaginosis.
That's how motherfuckers getthat stanky odor, bro, by you
adding goddamn, throwing offbitches', ph balances and shit,
and you want to get mad when amotherfucker burn your ass.
Nigga, you're a dirty dickbastard.
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You deserve to get burned.
Goddamn dick over here lookinglike a goddamn red highlighter.
But in my aspect it's like whatis what do you like?
You can't wait, because I mean,that's the natural flow of a
goddamn vagina or the person'sbody cleaning all the toxins out
of their body.
So why not wait and let themrecover for that little period
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of time?
Then shit you, because I don'tknow shit.
I got a lot of male listenersout there.
I'm gonna go ahead and peepy'all on some male listeners.
Y'all steppers, this ain't forthe stepettes.
So hey, y'all stepettes, useearmuffs.
Hey, bros, hey, hey steppers,listen to this.
That first seven days is theirmost fertile period that they
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ever going to be in.
So if you trying to goddamntrap a bitch, that's the time
you're boasting.
I'm just fucking with y'all.
But anyway, shit.
But that's a true statement.
That is their most fertileperiod.
So shit, if you ain't.
If they ain't on that pill.
They ain't on that goddamncontraceptive bro.
Shit, bro, steer clear, shit.
That's why them vampires begoddamn talking about some and
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the fangs be coming out and themmotherfuckers be talking about
some.
I mean heat, yeah, thatmotherfucker ain't heated
because that motherfucker finnabe pregnant.
Bro, don't jump in that shit.
It might be to tell you, butshit, we just got to do better,
man.
Shit, because there's no way inhell, because, fellas, let me
tell y'all something, steppers,that y'all that goddamn do all
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that.
Goddamn.
I'm fucking like sick bitcheshow y'all do it.
I'm just trying to figure outhow y'all do it.
My mental capacity, my level offrustration, my, my, my lane, my
lane of focus ain't there.
I'm gonna go ahead and tell youmy shit, don't be there at all,
because it's like man.
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I gotta remember this, I gottaremember this, I gotta remember
this, I gotta remember this.
Oh, she don't like this, butshe do like this man.
I ain't got time for it.
Or, oh, it's like chest, but Igotta move these chest pieces of
this, bro, that's too much work, shit, I, I can't do it, I
can't.
It's too much work.
What?
What's the point of doing it,just so you can go get another
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piece of ass.
It's not worth it.
I mean that's why I tell peoplefuck with people, how you fuck
with them or how they, how youwant them to fuck with you,
because a lot of people don'twant, don't understand that,
because people out here don'treally fuck with you the way you
thinking sometimes, but theperson that really fuck with you
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you might not even know it thatmotherfucker worrying about you
, goddamn, looking out for you,doing this, doing that, goddamn
cooking for you, make sure youfed, make sure you goddamn got
clothes to go to work, make sureyou get rest, make sure you
feel well.
It's that aspect to life.
You just can't be goddamn justout, because I mean, you can't
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be out here jacking off trades,because that's how niggas get
burned, that's how females getburned, and now shit, oh my God,
get burned, that's how femalesget burned.
And now shit, oh my god, these,these demonized females out
here doing this.
They on, they on attack modebro.
They talking about them, theythe new, they the new niggas.
I mean shit for real, for real,because I mean shit, bro, I
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would tell, I would joke with mypartners the other day I said,
boy, these females out heremoving like we used to.
We're in our 20s.
What do we do?
How do we?
Y'all want me to settle downWith goddamn John Rambo over
here?
She, goddamn, trying to letevery nigga shoot up the club.
She trying to go for everynigga pocket.
She robbing niggas blind.
She got, boy, I can't even holdyou.
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Oh, I got a question, can'teven.
I can't even hold you.
Oh, I got, I got a question.
This is, this is my question forall y'all say, y'all living
somewhere and you know, you andyour, you and your significant
other, your, your spouse,whatever, whatever, and y'all
having rocky times.
What would you do if one ofyour kids, cousins, find your
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significant other's secret pagethey secret or private, their
members only Snapchat, like.
What would you do?
Like we talk about or you shitHell, not even just the goddamn
they cousin.
What about your neighbors ormore?
Or your homeboy at work, or oneof your partners, or your
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cousin or your, or your goddamnpaymaster ass uncle?
They tell myself hey, hey, baby, what you gonna do for the 250?
Shit ain't nobody gonna know,shit, it's our little secret.
See, I'm just, I'm just curious.
What would you do if yoursignificant of somebody in your
family or somebody you knowclosely, tells you that your
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significant other has a secretpage or shit.
That motherfucker selling pussyon the back page.
Oh, that motherfucker, oh shit.
I ask you shit.
The other day, this streamer Ican't remember what his name is
got exposed for being on a malelike male on male site at 19.
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I mean, I don't.
I don't condone nobody'schoices.
I don't condone Nobody'schoices.
I don't hate on nobody'slifestyle or the way they choose
to be happy, but this dumbassMotherfucker talking about some
old year Shit.
I was just trying something outwhen I was, you know, finding
myself back then this dumbassmotherfucker Talking about some.
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Yeah, but I ain't like that, nomore.
That nigga done sucked a dick.
What y'all think I think hedone sucked a dick.
He either sucked a dick or tooka dick.
I'm just saying, just becauseyou tell him something, oh, he
sucked mine, shit.
That don't make it gay.
Please, please, please, hey.
Tell him something.
Hey, it don't make it gay ifyou don't make eye contact.
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Please, please, please.
I don't know who lied to yourmotherfucking ass, but because I
mean I believe 90% of allfemales out here done had a
lesbian experience.
So I mean, if that's you,that's you, that's whoop, whoop,
whoop, whoop Because I got ahomegirl.
Because I got a home girl.
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This motherfucker tells me everytime, like tell me something,
hey, I successfully completed amission this weekend.
I said, oh shit, for real, whatkind of mission you done,
goddamn completed, shit dead.
I fucking chinese finger trap,fucking chinese finger trap.
I was the force in between thelightsabers, oh shit.
And I'm just like holy shit.
And this ain't thismotherfucker like bro.
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I mean this motherfucker berecruiting motherfuckers.
I mean recruiting making dickappointments, making goddamn
like she.
This motherfucker gets turnedon by getting tossed up.
I mean there's no judgment, I'mjust like shit.
But hey, do you boo, do you boo?
She's talking about somegoddamn big john got a goddamn
third leg.
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I don't, I don't give a fuckabout listening to this
motherfucker dick size.
But shit, I'm glad you goddamngot hit with a roto-rooter.
I'm glad your insides just gotchurned like some butter back in
the 1976.
I'm just saying they do you booshit.
I love it for you.
Sometimes you got to do whatmakes you happy, not what other
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people find or judgments last,or what they're going to say
about you.
And shit man, fuck theiropinions, fuck their thoughts
and opinions, because sometimesit don't shit.
Sometimes it don't even fuckingmatter about their opinions.
Because people have opinions,are like assholes.
Everybody has one and everybodyfeel like they entitled one
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know the fuck?
You don't know the fuck.
They're not entitled to have anopinion based on your life,
your happiness and what makesyou happy.
It makes you smile at the end ofthe day, knowing that your life
is fulfilled.
Why, why should I?
Why should I place judgment?
All I say is goddamn, go getyour dick wet, have a little fun
.
Jump off in that swimming pool.
Goddamn, get in thatmotherfucker's throat.
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Some shoulders.
Drip some sweat off insomebody's mouth.
Spit in somebody's mouth.
I mean shit.
Tie a motherfucker up, restrainhim Shit.
Do whatever you got to do Shit.
Pop a thumb in the ass.
Do.
Do whatever makes you fuckinghappy.
Hell do he.
Goddamn, even goddamn, whileyou in there stroking, tell them
, reaching the top drawer, getthat little and goddamn you both
at the same time.
But hey, at the end of the day,do what makes you motherfucking
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happy and that's all.
Hey, here at four steppers,only we out, peace.
Fold Step us, only we out,peace.