Forgive Us Our Cines

Kertese monologues about Zendaya's celebrity status.

Ah a tale as old as time...man tries to fly to India, flight gets canceled because of war, man makes it to India, tries to fly back, pilots go on strike, flight canceled again -- wait why am I telling you all this? Go listen to the episode! 

What's the worst thing you've ever done?

The Duo is back at it again talking about their FAVORITE movie franchise, no cap, Avatar! Join them as they traverse the world of Pandora with some stops along the way. Oh and Charlie Chaplin's granddaughter. 

Ah tis the season once again. Join the Duo for their not so annual - annual Oscars episode as they cover the best picture nominations! 

Join the Duo for their New Years episode...3 months into the year, so they decided to call it their Chinese New Year episode. Really slacking IMO. 

This episode goes off the rails, but we still had so much fun recording it...kinda like the movie in question.

Take a journey down the Yellow Brick Road with the Duo as they talk about Wicked For Good and much, much, MUCH, like omg so much more. They don't shut up. 

Pair these recipes with a film recommendation from Kertese and Ani. Let us know what you decide to try!

In this week's episode, the duo covers the Japanese film, "Perfect Days" starring
Kōji Yakusho and directed by Wim Wenders! If you feel like stress has been piling up on you with no end in sight, then this is the episode for you!

Ani and Kertese briefly discuss Rupi Kaur and her craft of "micro" poetry popularized on Instagram and now published in several books, selling millions of copies. At the end of this episode, the two play a game reading poems back and forth, and guessing whether the poem was written by Rupi Kaur or AI.

Are you into true crime...who are we kidding, you know you are. Listening to stories of people being dismembered and murdered. What kind of sicko listens to that on their morning commute?? Anywho, this week the Duo talks Denis's Prisoners and things take a true crime turn, Dun dun -- wait -- who's there.... ahhh

5 dolla', 5 dolla' any foot long. Or so it was. If you're upset Subway took away the $5 dollar footlong, don't be because FUOC is back for Season 5 baby!!! The Duo is back better than ever ready to serenade your earholes. 

In this episode, Ani pines for his lost love using the 2004 film The Notebook as a vessel.

How happy is the blameless vestal's lot!
The world forgetting, by the world forgot:
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind!
Each prayer accepted, and each wish resigned;

In a country already split over coffee choices, sports teams, and whether pineapple belongs on pizza (it does), Civil War brings new perspective to our real-life red vs. blue battles through the lens of the press. And what better time to analyze a film about conflict than right after the 2024 Presidential Election? 

In an alternative timeline where the hit movie Cars is instead about humans who drive cars and run over other people for points, one man will stand up to say, that's not nice. Join the Duo as they talk about the cult classic, Death Race 2000!!

It's already been destined that you're going to listen to this week's episode where the Duo talk about the sci-fi thriller, Predestination starring Ethan Hawke. So, if you can't do anything to change that, just listen to the episode you time traveling self incestual hero!