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What do the Menendez Brothers, a drug addicted boxer, Captain Power and Prom have in common? Step into the eerie corridors of Hamilton High as 'Found on Shelf' plunges into the spectral chaos of 'Prom Night III: The Last Kiss'. In this episode, hosts Patrick and Dustin unravel the perplexing afterlife of Mary Lou Maloney, who refuses to let death cramp her prom queen style. When the vengeful spirit latches onto &quo...

Does a solar eclipse mean the end of times?!?!

Welcome to the world of 'Apocalypse III: Tribulation,' the focus of our latest podcast episode at Found on Shelf. This isn't just any movie discussion; it's a deep dive into the fringes of Christian cinema, where faith meets the apocalyptic in ways you never imagined.

Together with our special guest, Specc, we peel back the layers of the apocalypse. Find out how evil V...

Monster Babies on an island sounds like a great concept, right? But what happens when you spend more time in a courtroom than you do on the actual island? Or if someone decides that "hey, monster babies have accelerated growth".

We continue our journey into part 3 movies with Larry Cohen's "It's Alive III: Island of the Alive" staring Michael Moriarty and Karen Black.

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Unearth the secrets of the video store aisles as 'Found On Shelf' returns for another electrifying episode. This week, hosts Patrick and Dustin dust off the VHS case of 'Ninja III: The Domination', a film that defies all expectations with its supernatural spin on the ninja genre. When an evil ninja's spirit seeks vengeance through the body of an unsuspecting aerobics instructor/phone line technician, chaos and h...

Unravel the threads of time as hosts Patrick and Dustin tackle the enigmatic and perplexing world of direct-to-video sequels in their latest episode. This time, they're discussing the bewildering 'Nemesis 3: Time Lapse' – a film that defies the very fabric of narrative structure. With a plot that zigzags through a maze of flashbacks, recycled footage, and a desert wasteland, our hosts dissect the good, the bad, and the ...

Dive headfirst into the bizarre world of the FP franchise with the latest episode of 'Found On Shelf'. Patrick and Dustin embark on a bewildering journey through the third installment, 'FP 3: Escape from Bako'. This time, the series takes an inexplicable turn, leaving the dance-fight roots for a perplexing sci-fi adventure complete with green screens, time travel, and a battle to prevent a sobriety storm. The co-hos...

Step into the video store of the past with 'Found On Shelf' as hosts Patrick and Dustin rewind through a year of cinematic exploration. From uncovering hidden gems to dissecting notorious flops, this year-end special promises a journey through the annals of film history that's as unpredictable as it is entertaining.

Tune in and discover why every movie deserves a second chance on the shelf.

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Get ready to deck your halls with Raccoon Penises - Patrick and Dustin are back with another holiday special, this time discussing the weird Christmas "classic" Killer Raccoons Two: Dark Christmas in the Dark. Dustin dives deep into all the details on this direct-to-DVD spoof of Under Siege Two, from the absurd plot involving raccoon-operated space lasers and terrorist train hijackings to the controversial puppetry techni...

Meet Robo Saint Nick in the holiday slasher, Christmas Bloody Christmas! When an animatronic Santa decoration goes haywire, he embarks on a brutal killing spree, slaughtering people in creatively gruesome ways. It's a great movie for horror fans looking for some seasonal scares and over-the-top holiday carnage. Check it out if you're looking for something different to get you in the holiday spirit!

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Happy Krampusnacht!

Today we're taking a look at some Krampus movies, we're getting some help from the fine folks at Glass Half Full Moon as we dig through not just one, but THREE Krampus movies. The incoherent mess that is Krampus Unleashed, the Rob Zombie rip-off Krampus the Devil Returns, and the utterly bizarre Sister Krampus

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Black Roses brings together heavy metal and demonic possession for a wholly unique horror cocktail. Patrick and Dustin have a killer time dissecting this offbeat 80s flick about a band of literal monsters intent on corrupting a small town's youth. Tune in for their hilarious commentary on every outrageous moment, from exploding kids to the local teacher's attempts to beat back demonic teens with a tennis racket

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Welcome back to Rocksgiving, our musical movie month of November. Join Dustin and Patrick for recap of the bonkers 1980 musical fantasy Xanadu. We try to make sense of the kooky plot involving a muse bringing inspiration to frustrated artist Sonny, who dreams of opening a glitzy nightclub. Packed with big stars, flashy musical numbers, and plenty of head-scratching absurdity, Xanadu was a notorious flop that has since become a cult...

When hosts Dustin and Patrick suggest to their guest Satan that he was involved in the creation of the infamously unwatchable 1989 cult classic "Things," Satan vehemently denies it. Nevertheless, they decide to experience "Things" together. What follows is a descent into hysterical laughter and outright rage as they attempt to analyze the incomprehensible disaster of a film. By the end, any shred of sanity among...

After being brought back from the dead by an evil video store clerk (its a lot, go listen to the previous episode) Patrick rejoins us in the flesh...well, the undead flesh at least. In this episode, we take a deep dive into the 1993 comedy, My Boyfriend's Back. This underrated gem tells the hilariously unconventional tale of a teenage zombie, Johnny, who is hellbent on taking the most popular girl, Missy, to prom, even after he...

Well, Patrick's dead but the show must go on, looks like Dustin needs to find a new co-host. We celebrate our 50th episode by watching a movie that's 50 years old! The bizarre and confusing 1973 low-budget British film "Horror Hospital" which involves brain experiments, zombies and a doctor who may be a melted monster.

Halloween starts now! In this special, in-person episode, your hosts Patrick and Dustin dare to explore a mysterious film that literally showed up on Patrick's doorstep - "Cthulhu Mansion." Despite its title, promising Lovecraftian horror straight "from the mind of H.P. Lovecraft," the film betrays expectations by lack of any actual Lovecraftian elements in the plot. Instead, it follows a group of criminal...

Naked Space, The Creature Wasn't Nice, Spaceship...a movie known by several names, but not known by many people. Dustin talks about Milf Manor and introduces Patrick to a movie he found in a $5 bin many years ago, except now we've got a copy of the original directors cut to compare it to. Leslie Nielsen, Cindy Williams, and Gerrit Graham star in this musical sci-fi horror comedy.