Four Shaggy Dog Stories

Four Shaggy Dog Stories

Hi, my name is Brian. I only know four shaggy dog stories, but I'm happy to tell them to you over and over again. This podcast was inspired by Sleep With Me and The Worst Idea of All Time. Every week, I'm going to tell one of the shaggy dog stories I know, and tell it for about an hour. It should be a relaxing listen that you can fall asleep to, and the stories will never be exactly the same. Icon Artwork is "Old English Sheepdog" by Mark Scholl.

Episodes

August 3, 2020 63 mins

A carnival comes to the tree's park, but weird flyers with some kind of melon on them have been appearing, too,

That's it for this season, folks. I'm closing down for the school year. I'll be back next June-ish with some more stories, and it's possible there will be some bonus stuff when I have time.

Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/balou

Contact:
4shaggydogstories@gmail.c...

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A pie seller comes to the farmer's market in the tree's park.

One more next week, and then we're on break for the school year.

Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/balou

Contact:
4shaggydogstories@gmail.com

Hope everyone is staying safe and well,

-B

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July 20, 2020 2 mins

After "The Tree" series, I'm going to need to wind this podcast down to get ready for the school year and my new kid. I'll try to post more episodes when I have time, but this may have to become a podcast that has a new season each summer.

To be clear, this isn't the end. There will be two more podcasts to finish out the current batch of four, and I'll be back at the very least next summer. Bu...

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July 13, 2020 61 mins

The tree gets excited for an upcoming show in its park to break the long, hot, still monotony of summer.


Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/balou

Contact:
4shaggydogstories@gmail.com

Hope everyone is staying safe and well,

-B

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July 6, 2020 9 mins

I'm tapped out this week, folks. Here are some recommendations for other great stories out there:

Fallen London

A Dark Room

The Night Vale Presents family of podcasts

The Thrilling Adventure Hour

The Adventure Zone

GONE

Limetown

Old Gods of Appalachia


Anyways, happy Fourth of July!

Contact:
4shaggydogstories@gmail.com

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A volcano watches the developing society on its island, trying not to obliterate them with an eruption.

I created another solo RPG for the Wretched & Alone game jam, and this one I can actually post a live-play of! In this game, you are literally a volcano and you use story prompts to build a society and help your inhabitants react to changes on the island.

I'm really proud of how this one came out. You ...

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June 22, 2020 65 mins

A red and white tree is having a boring day, but the seasons are changing.


Welcome to another set of stories; I'm calling these "The Tree" for a reason that will become quite obvious once you start listening.


Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/balou

Contact:
4shaggydogstories@gmail.com

Hope everyone is staying safe and well,

-B

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June 15, 2020 65 mins

A clown tries his hand at stand-up comedy. It doesn't go well.


This one isn't especially noir-y, I suppose, but the walk home is exactly how I remember walking home late at night in the city. I like how that part came out.


Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/balou

Contact:
4shaggydogstories@gmail.com

Hope everyone is staying safe and well,

-B

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June 8, 2020 70 mins

A man tracks the trail of a conspiracy around watermelon, and enjoys some delicious tacos on a snowy day.

I had some real difficulty recording this one, what with everything that is going on. You'll notice a few places where I change details from the beginning to the end, but hey, we still get there, and it is a shaggy dog story. It's also not super noir-y the whole way through, but it starts and ends there.
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June 1, 2020 1 min

This week, I've been working on a submission to an online game jam. You can check out the jam itself here: https://itch.io/jam/wretched-jam

And check out my submission here: https://balou85.itch.io/the-artifact

My game, The Artifact, is a solo, cosmic horror, storytelling RPG. You are sent a mysterious artifact and have to try to get rid of it before it drives you insane.

Hope you enjoy, and I should...

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May 25, 2020 67 mins

A singer takes to the stage for the nightly show at a red and white supper club, while outside the rain pours down.

I really had fun recording this one. At various points in the story, I thought of some darker, more gritty directions I could take it in, but decided not to. Minor spoiler, but this is maybe the happiest ending I've done so far. Enjoy.


Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/balou

Con...

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May 18, 2020 65 mins

A detective tailing a suspicious character stumbles onto an out-of-the way restaurant specializing in whiskey drinks and pie.

Welcome back to a new setting that I'm calling Noir. I'll use this to explore some of the tropes of old detective movies and film noir in general. Hope you enjoy!

Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/balou

Contact:
4shaggydogstories@gmail.com

Hope everyone is...

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May 11, 2020 68 mins

Memories of an old story from her grandfather send a young woman searching for answers about a forgotten melon.

This is the fourth and final story in the arcology setting. Next week, I'll start telling the stories over again in a new setting. Haven't decided what I'm going to do yet, but I've got a couple of ideas.

Want to help pick out the setting of the next batch of stories? Check out my Pat...

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May 4, 2020 64 mins

A deep sea welder helps to repair damage to one of the arcologies caused by an earthquake, but this stupid clown on her team keeps distracting her.

This is the third story in the arcology setting. Next week, we do the Watermelon story, and I'm still not sure how that one is going to work, especially the ending, since there aren't really streets underwater. Stay tuned!

Want to help pick out the setting of...

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April 30, 2020 54 mins

The sole survivor of an attack on a deep space salvage ship tries to repair the engines and signal for help, while keeping the creature at bay. Story is told through a series of daily audio logs.

Ok, this was seriously fun. I recently purchased an online copy of the solo RPG "The Wretched", by Chris Bissette. You can check out that RPG, as well as his other stuff at these links:
https://loottheroom.itch.io/wr...

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April 27, 2020 64 mins

Red and white twins go on a school field trip from their arcology to a deep-sea vent.

This is the second story in the arcology setting. I've got an idea for how to handle the Clown story in this setting, but not a great one for the Watermelon story yet. Stay tuned!

Want to help pick out the setting of the next batch of stories? Check out my Patreon page at the below link.

Patreon:
https://www.pat...

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April 20, 2020 67 mins

A man is stranded in an underwater city while grocery shopping and has his very first slice of fruit pie.

This episode is the first of the second set of stories. I'll be telling all four of them in this particular setting, which happens to be underwater arcologies. If you want to hear a bit more about the genesis of this idea, check out this TVtropes explainer: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Arcology
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April 15, 2020 17 mins

This bonus episode is all about why I am doing this particular podcast, the inspirations behind it, and the rules that I've set for myself in terms of creating this podcast and telling these stories. It also includes bite-size versions of the stories that I will keep telling, over and over, in case you've fallen asleep to any of them and missed the ending.

References:
http://www.zombiemathadventure.com/
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April 13, 2020 62 mins

The fourth shaggy dog story - the clown story. This is the last one that I learned, and the one that I was most worried about having to stretch into a full hour. This one took a big left turn about halfway through, but I'm pretty happy with where it came out. A man is insulted by a clown, tries to get back at him, and then finds a new life.

I'm still messing with settings on my new microphone, and I feel like thi...

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April 6, 2020 63 mins

The watermelon story... this is the first Shaggy Dog story I learned, and maybe the one that I'm most excited to play with in the future. A little girl is disappointed that she doesn't get watermelon for lunch, and then her entire world is upended.

Once again, I'm trying a new recording set up, so if this one sounds better or worse to you, please feel free to let me know at 4shaggydogstories@gmail.com.
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