Fully Functional Parents

Fully Functional Parents

*Voted Buffalo’s Best Podcast in 2022, 2023 & 2024!* We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog! “Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe “Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street “Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron “I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Billiam ”Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!” - Julie Ann Moore (Say it fast!)

Episodes

May 7, 2025 13 mins
And the Lunch Lad is practical and reasoned with his charges!!
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Catcalling, singing about sex and Daniel will do anything!
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Buy it at Wegmans! It’s dog meat free! And sort your receipts please!!
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An oldie but a goodie about our teenage bodies and my ex boyfriend’s love of Chicago!!
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Are you a whiny baby about poop? And I’m wearing real bras now!!
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May 1, 2025 13 mins
And my dad is Ted Danson?!
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April 30, 2025 11 mins
But he’ll apologize to the Minecraft movie?! And pig masks!!
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April 29, 2025 15 mins
Another business opportunity for FFP!
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My secret past! And a confession from Davey! Oh, and bums at the library!
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Button fly forever!!
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April 25, 2025 17 mins
And I cry and David doesn’t !!
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April 23, 2025 14 mins
And I sideswiped a car today! And reluctantly left a note!
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April 22, 2025 10 mins
Identical twins: so much to consider!
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Where did my Mom get that spindly asparagus?! And hunting for an egg and eating it right away!
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You’re garbage! And you lie to everyone about it!!
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Political analysis! And cops!!
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April 17, 2025 8 mins
And we finally settle the Hamilton College vs Colgate University battle!!
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Stop saying that! Stop thinking pimps are cool!!
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April 14, 2025 13 mins
And Big Mommas House is Weird!! And Never Been Kissed?!
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We’ve loved each other a LONG time!!
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