Ever wondered what foods might naturally boost your libido? Or why your pee smells strange after eating asparagus? Dave and Matt tackle these burning questions and more in this laugh-out-loud episode packed with bizarre food facts and their usual brand of unfiltered gay commentary.
The episode kicks off with the boys recounting their Anzac Day adventures at Panthers club in Western Sydney, where solemn remembrance meets spirited celebration. Between the two-up gambling and paying respects to fallen soldiers, they confess their real passion for the day was people-watching—specifically, admiring the abundance of attractive men. Their hilariously detailed observations about one particularly well-endowed gentleman will have you in stitches (and possibly blushing).
Next, they share their experience at a Panthers versus Manly rugby league match, where they enjoyed the luxury of corporate lounge access. Their wide-eyed descriptions of the state-of-the-art stadium make it clear this was a highlight of their week, though Dave's bathroom observations suggest he found other highlights as well.
The main course of the episode serves up surprising revelations about foods with sexual benefits. Did you know porridge oats might boost testosterone? Or that watermelon functions similarly to Viagra when consumed in large quantities? From oysters (which Matt finds revolting) to the infamous durian fruit (described as smelling like "rotten flesh"), the hosts explore traditional and scientific claims about aphrodisiacs with their trademark humour.
The episode rounds out with "Dave's Letter of the Day," an educational segment unpacking gay terminology beginning with B—including "baby gay," "bear," and "beard." A listener's hilarious story about an awkward checkout experience with suggestive produce adds the perfect dessert to this feast of an episode.
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
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Speaker 1 (00:33):
Fully Grown Homos with Dave and Matt.
(00:56):
It's another week with theFully Grown Homos and as usual,
dave, we've been busy boys,we've got lots of friends and we
do lots of stuff, don't we?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Well, trying to keep up with your diary, Matt, is
something I can't ever keep upwith.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Well, it is a task and, yeah, I almost forgot about
one of our events this week,didn't?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I Dave, which we're doing today.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Which we're doing tonight, but we'll talk about
that in a second.
But what have we done this week, dave?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Well, what haven't we done?
It's been a long weekend again.
It's just after Easter, sowe've had a long weekend.
Easter, short week, back to theweekend again, and it was Anzac
Day this weekend, anzac Daythis weekend, so that was a
Friday, friday, saturday, sundayoff.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yep to work on Monday , so I'm going to get some rest.
Yeah, I'll get your.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Get some rest.
Yeah, no, I don't get.
Get your energy back.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I didn't get rest at work trust me, I don't do that
at all but yeah, so Anzac Day,what did we do?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Let's tell our listeners Well, we went to
Panthers because that's ourspecial place, that's where we
go, that.
And if you don't know wherePanthers is, it's a place in the
western suburbs of Sydney,penrith.
Panthers is an RSL, yeah, well,not an RSL.
It is an RSL, yeah, penrith, no.
No, it's not, it's a leagueclub.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, it is a league club.
You're right, it's a leagueclub and it's fun.
Yeah, lots and lots of fun NowDay there, for a couple of
reasons.
Number one the parking's great.
Number one it's our club thatwe go to every other day pretty
much, or at least a couple oftimes a week.
And then we went there lastyear and really, really, really
(02:37):
enjoyed it.
So we decided we'd best do thatagain, and we did so.
We went to Anzac Day.
We got there, had earlybreakfast, yeah, we had early
breakfast, so my sister's backfrom her holidays, so she joined
us.
She joined us for brekkie, andthen we come back home for a
little while, dropped off thecars, sorted the dogs out played
with the puppies a little bitand stuff like that, sorted them
(02:58):
out and then went back toPanthers at lunchtime-ish or
just before lunchtime, yeah,probably about half past eleven,
wasn't it?
Grabbed a table and waited fortwo up to commence, but it was
busy by the time we got there,wasn't it?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
It was busy Because people start drinking around
about 8, 9, 10 in the morning.
Non-stop, and it's a very, verypoignant day to remember anyway
, you're remembering the fallenheroes of the war Correct and
everybody has that reallyconnected.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
You know support and respect, don't they?
Yeah, everyone With the oldergenerations, I suppose
Everyone's got some relativethat they know that I guess that
either fought or has fought forme.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
But what I'm saying is the whole day is very special
in terms of remembering them.
It is, but it's also abouthaving fun.
It's also about you know,connecting, embracing people.
It's also about having fun.
It's also about you know,connecting, embracing people.
It's about you know, livinglife and having that opportunity
to both remember and go forwardand have fun.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yeah, pay respects but also have fun as well.
And 2UP was part of the day.
I came out fairly, even Ididn't take part.
I mean I like watching it.
I never do, dave doesn't play2UP, but he does enjoy watching
it and stuff like that.
But the day doesn't play too up, but he does enjoy watching it
and stuff like that.
But what we really enjoyed waspeople watching.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Well, we always enjoy people watching, it doesn't
matter where we are.
All these guys are normally atwork or normally doing something
else, yeah, so we do see adifferent crowd, I suppose, than
what we would normally see, andit's a very family-orientated
event.
Ae lots of daddies.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Daddies go to gamble.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Mummies sit there with the kids and no, there's,
there's different.
Go to the toilets to have aquick fucking sneaky peek in the
toilet what.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
I don't know what you're talking about, um, but um
, maybe I have a glance sidewaysand if I'm happen to be there,
um, but yeah, but this year waswas spectacular from a men's
perspective.
There was lots of hot men.
There was a couple there thatreally really stood out for
different reasons, like tighttrousers, tight shorts.
(04:52):
There was a guy there that hadthese tight shorts on and his
bold was fucking enormous.
It was enormous Like itliterally had its own postcode.
I thought to myself, likefucking hell, I want to follow
that address home.
I want to.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
And I tried to see Give me the stamp, I'll lick it.
You pillow I tried.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, fucking hell, I'll lick it.
It's front and back.
But yeah, I tried to actuallysee whether he actually went to
the bathroom at any stage.
I don't think he did.
I didn.
But every time we walked past Ithought to myself holy shit, I
want to remember that.
I was standing next to him inthe two-up ring.
A couple of times I looked downand I'm thinking, yep, it's as
(05:32):
big as it looks when it's justwalking past and you can see the
fucking outline of the head andthe balls must be tucked.
On the other side.
I'm sitting there going, yep,that's definitely a fat dick and
some nice balls there.
But yeah, so that was reallygood.
And then there was the reallyreally ridiculously handsome
looking guy in the green shirtthat you were enamoured by.
It pointed him out to me about10 times.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Is this the one that looked like our friend from the
cruise?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it looked abit like Troy.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Yeah, he was really handsome, and Troy is very, very
handsome.
Troy's a very handsome man aswell.
Yeah, this was really handsome.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
And Troy is very, very handsome.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Troy's a very handsome man as well.
Yep, yep, this guy lookedreally handsome as well.
So Dave was a bit obsessed withhim.
He's gone, oh my God.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Well, he just looked like him a lot, didn't he?
He looked so hot as hell.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
And I didn't take my phone off.
I'm going to kick your ass.
I know I'm sorry and you'dthink, dave would know this by
now.
But no, dave doesn't know thisby now, but anyway that's all
right, and he can not get amessage or an alert all day, and
as soon as we sit down and putthe headphones on in the mic
zone mic zone you can guaranteeit goes.
It's like he's Grindr and he'sTinder and all of the above are
(06:39):
going off.
None of those ones.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
It's just Brittany trying to contact me.
Yeah, no doubt.
She has a sixth sense of beingable to know exactly when you're
sitting in front of a mic.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
But yeah, so we had a great fun day at Anzac Day.
We finished around about 9.30.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
It was a long day.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Your sister drove home, didn't she, yeah, she came
back home, got her little Xenaand drove home Xena being her
dog.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah, xena, and drove home Xena being her dog.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yeah, xena's her dog, not a sex toy.
No, no, yeah, she's got plentyof those, but yeah.
But then we hung out with Dickand Fanny and some other friends
there as well, yep, so yeah, atthe club and played the raffles
.
I was the only one to win, asper standard for me.
Yep, but yeah, and it was a funday.
(07:26):
But then yesterday we went tothe Panthers versus Manly game
so it's a home game and A lovelyfriend of ours gave us tickets
to a corporate lounge Not acorporate box, but a corporate
lounge, holy fuck.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
It was special.
Now we went to the grand finaltwo years ago because I won
tickets that, yeah, and thisoutstripped that event didn't
really.
Yeah, I mean, this was only ahome game, which they're playing
in a different club at themoment, because a club a
different stage, different hasbeen redone, yep um 14 and a
half thousand people there.
But this stadium is next level.
It's just so modern, so cool.
(08:03):
So, yeah, it's state of the art.
It's state of the art like, Imean the.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I went out into the general public because I wanted
to have a cruise around and umsee what was out there from a,
um, hot man perspective as well.
I'll correct the footy.
There was a few hot men alwaysat the footy, always at the
footy, um.
But like the stadium itself, ithad, like um, its own food
outlets.
It had, like, sushi, it hadeljana, it had all these options
(08:30):
for food so you wouldn't bestuck, regardless of what you
wanted to eat.
So it was actually really,really good it was an easy
layout as well, wasn't?
it.
It's a really easy layout.
Look where we got dropped offto.
Where we had to walk to was along way um, yeah, yeah, but
like it was a long way, um, andfor people that have, I guess,
um mobility issues, and that wasa bit of an issue, but, like
(08:55):
for us, it was fine.
We're young and fit and hot andall that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
And there's a few of us on the bus, isn't there?
There wasn't many, but I meanPanthers put on a great night so
thank you so much to the peoplethat organised that for us.
Yeah, that was awesome andobviously thank you to our
friend that gave us tickets.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
She came along with us with her son, didn't she?
Yeah, we had a son on that.
That was fun, but that was alot of fun.
And then tonight we're actuallygoing to go to Nocturnal, which
is a scenic world which is inthe Blue Mountains there, which
is about 70km from the CBD inSydney.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Yeah, something like that beautiful places
overlooking the Jamison.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Valley, but this is like a light show if you've
heard of Vivid MountainsOverlooking the Jamison Valley.
But this is like a light show.
At night time.
If you've heard of Vivid, whichis a big event in Sydney, this
is similar to that, but a littlebit smaller, but it's just so
nice so you go down into theforest don't you, Yep?
You go down to the forest, youwander through, look at the
lights and all that kind ofstuff.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
They light it all up in different areas so the trees
are lit up, but they've alsoincorporated ambient music
playing ornamental statues thatlight up interactive CGI sort of
like graphics Little graphicson little mesh screens.
This great big spider will comeshooting towards you and it
will just stop right in yourface, it's like wow, that's
amazing, it's really really cool.
(10:15):
Having birds flying through thetrees.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
I'm looking forward to seeing what tonight has on
offer, and we'll no doubt giveyou a bit of a roundup on that
They've got the steepest railwayline in the Southern Hemisphere
.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Well, Seabank Hills.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Railway is the steepest.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
In the Southern Hemisphere, isn't it?
And it was scary as fuck lastyear we went backwards on it,
didn't we?
Yeah, so we didn't come down.
We went back.
we were looking down, but ridingthe train going backwards yeah,
I think so so as you sit in thecabin, you're facing forwards,
because there's only onedirection you can face, which is
forwards anyway.
So when you're going down, it'sscary enough as it is because
there's a fucking steep, steepincline.
(10:47):
But coming back up is just asbad, because as you're going up,
you're going up a little bit ofa pace, but you're looking down
in front of you and all you cansee is this fucking thing in
deeper and deeper, deeper,deeper and deeper.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Yeah, it's fun, it's hell fun, but it's great and
then, and then you've got thesky track, sky thing over, yeah,
yeah, which is like a sky train.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah, you go from one side to the other on a big
cable car.
Cable car, thank you.
Yep, that's all right.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Well, that's hope the rope doesn't break um no, yeah,
but um yeah, we're gonna havesome fun with that as well we've
got different friends goingthis year.
Yeah, we have we co-host somedifferent people, so today's
well, that was this week, yeahthat was our weekend.
We'll come back and tell you alittle bit more about Nocturnal
later next week, when we'reready for that.
I remember all about the gamelater on when he reminds himself
(11:36):
that he saw a few hot guys,especially in the beard Fucking
hell.
I saw him first, dave saw himfirst and came out and he said,
oh my God, check out that guy.
And I had a look and I wentyeah, he's hot.
And he went you should see whathe's packing Right.
(11:56):
And Dave described it right ashe was standing at the ur, had
this big set of balls and a nicefat cock, a nice uncut cock,
and he said it wasn't huge, butit was nice and fat and
everything like that.
And I was in there.
And then, lo and behold, Ilooked over and the same guy had
walked up to the urinal and Ithought I was literally just
(12:17):
about to finish and walk out andI thought, no, I need to stick
around for this.
And I looked over and I wentholy, fuck the balls, like I've
got big hands, and the balls areas big as bloody both my fists
together pretty much.
And it wasn't elephantitis oranything like that, it was just
a really big, huge set of ballsand a really fat dick.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
And he was thin as fuck and he was very handsome
and it was just like oh comewith me going for him.
Um, but yeah, I was um quitearoused and uh, anyway, we're
gonna move forward, because Iwant to keep this one a bit
shorter, speaking of arousal andand all something exciting.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
We're talking about food facts this week.
So bizarre slash, sexy foodfacts this week.
Dave, we're going to cover offa little bit, so do you want to
go first with your food fact?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Yeah, I'll go first.
I'll go first because this isinteresting, because for me, I
only just found this out.
I've never heard of this before, but hey.
So it says that porridge oats.
It says we, as in the Britishpeople eat 47 million gallons of
porridge each winter andaccording to some, it could
raise the pulses in the bedroom.
Experts have actually foundthat oats help to free locked
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testosterone in the body,rebalancing the levels of the
hormone and increasing sex drive.
There you go, there you go.
So if you want to get yourrocks off, go and eat some
porridge oats.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
That's maybe where that's saying so your oats, so
your oats yeah, we keep onsaying these analogies of words,
don't we?
Speaker 2 (13:46):
yeah, there you go.
I knew there was another one.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Yeah, there you go sowing your oats this week so
there you go see, I'm not a fanof oats, but then again I have a
high enough sex drive anyway.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
So um, as dave found out last night when we were oh
yeah, I was trying to go tosleep and matt just raped me, as
usual.
I didn't.
Can you not use the word rape?
Speaker 1 (14:04):
I'll go to jail.
Consensual rape yeah,consensual rape, it was fine,
it's fine.
I just laid there and let youdo it.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
If he, if he said stop, I probably would have um
well, I did a few times, but hejust carried on, but not in a
bad way, no, I just said stopand stop.
And I said stop, don't stop,stop, don't stop.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
But yeah, so oats, okay.
So see, I've got a really onethat everyone knows here and
it's supposed to be the biggestaphrodisiac, which is oysters.
Right Now, personally, I thinkif you put an oyster near my
mouth, I'm going to go and throwup.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
So it's not an aphrodisiac for me, but a lot of
people do think it's anaphrodisiac day.
What are your thoughts onoysters?
Oh look, I thought I likedoysters from a young age.
I had them, um, as a kidgrowing up, but again not many
because they're expensive.
Do you think they make youhorny, though?
Oh god, I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
I I make you gag yeah , that's if that's good.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
I suppose I don't know.
Yeah, oh no, I mean I don'tthink so, I make you gag yeah,
that's great, if that's good.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
I suppose I don't know.
Oh no, I don't gag.
Normally I like to gag on theguy at the urinal, but yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
No, I don't know, I don't know what it is about
oysters.
I think they're quite bland,yeah, but they're just like hard
to swallow yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
You know, not for me.
I know our friend britney lovesoysters, um, but she, I don't
know that they make her horny,britney, do they make you horny?
Um, um, so, yeah, um.
So oysters, that's a no from me.
Um, as far as an aphrodisiacgoes, I think they're horrible,
filthy, disgusting things.
All right, what else you got,dave?
So I got licorice is my nextone, and you don't like licorice
, do you?
No, I do not.
I love licorice.
Sounds like I eat nothing, Iknow but you do.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
How the fuck did I get fat?
You're not fat.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
I'm not now, but I did.
I was.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Yeah, but hey.
Anyway.
It says the Kama Sutra refersto the made from it for sexual
vigor, but it has been found tostir emotions and modern times.
In modern times, a study bychicago um smell and taste
research foundation found thatwhen people sniff licorice I've
never heard of people sniffinglicorice, but they go so they
(16:10):
experience raised blood flow tothe genitals.
Okay, there you go.
So licorice was um, what's thatword?
Was mingled with scents,including donuts and cola, and
accounted for three of the topten blood-pumping smells of
study.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Okay, yeah, blood-pumping, because it makes
me want to gag and throw up.
I love licorice, but look,that's self-induced, because
when I was a younger boy I gotreally, really drunk on Black
Sand, booker, okay.
And so, therefore, I just can'tdo liquid anymore.
Well, it's the same withpopcorn for me.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
I had a bad experience with popcorn.
I just burnt it and it nearlypoisoned me to death.
Popcorn attacked him Look, I'mokay now, I'm not as bad.
But I remember for many, many,many years the smell of popcorn
just made me throw up justinstantly.
You know Again, I think youknow you're probably conditioned
to that from bad experiences.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
I suppose Definitely, definitely, definitely there
you go.
Now did you know this?
Probably not, you're going totell me, though?
I'm going to tell you rightWatermelon, if eaten in large
enough colonies, has a viagraeffect.
Oh really, you'd have to eatlike a couple of watermelons to,
but it'll actually keep youhard for longer okay, so how?
Speaker 2 (17:29):
I don't know how do they, how do they analyze that?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
I think it's the vitamins and stuff like that
that are in it, right, but itdoes have a um, a, a positive,
um, positive spin on, spin onyour erectile dysfunction,
really, and stuff like that.
Yeah, it's not scientificallyproven, but I read that years
ago and found out about that,and then, when I was just doing
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some Googling as well, it saysit's one of the richest sources
of L-citrulline and somethinglike that non-essential amino
acids, and the body converts toL-carnitine in your body.
Well, there you go.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
So yeah, so it's not just full of water.
It makes you hard.
No, it makes you hard Becausethat's what they say.
Normally is water bad and it'sjust full of water.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Yeah, it's full of stuff to make your dick hard.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Well, why don't they make biogas tablets from?
Speaker 1 (18:17):
it maybe Well, I don't know, because maybe the
blue colour was more marketablethan red because, maybe red's
for your heart and peoplewouldn't take it, I don't know
Blood pumping.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
I don't know, I don't know.
But yeah, watermelon, whybiogas blue?
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Oh, I don't know that .
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Don't ask me that questions matt, because that's
the color the freaking superfarmer chose.
Obviously the blue tablet.
The blue tablet, yes, and thatwas originally meant for
something else.
Yes, it was hot, it was umheart related, related stuff.
So yeah, but yeah, there you goum, so every day's a school day
here at fully grown homos.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Yep, I'm gonna do one more, okay for me.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Are you one more to go?
Speaker 1 (18:56):
yeah, I got one more after all, right, so I've got
the durian fruit and you've gotone more to go.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Yeah, I've got one more after All.
Right, so I've got the durianfruit, and you've heard of
durian fruit.
I've heard of them.
I can't stand them.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Yeah, so durian.
Anyone that doesn't know whatdurian is?
It's a big spiky fruit that'svery tropical Indonesian Yep.
And it's on the doors inThailand.
When I've been to Thailand ithas a on this.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
There's no smoking and no durian in the rooms, so
it stinks like dirty, so banthem as well, don't they?
Speaker 1 (19:22):
some cultures ban them but yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
So it says basically, this is a prickly fruit that
grows in southeast asia.
When cut it smells of its fleshand has been compared to rotten
onions and even manure.
Now for me it smelled likerotten flesh it smells like
socks dirty.
Yeah, okay, different peoplehave done experience, but I
smell like it's just rank.
You even want to cut it.
I thought fuck this I paid somuch for it, though I paid so
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much money, I thought I'm gonnafucking try it.
I put it in my mouth and Ifucking threw up.
Yeah, it tasted like it smelled.
It was fucking.
I don't think I've ever put itin my mouth because it smelled
so bad.
So it was a weird consistencyas well.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Didn't like it at all yeah, anyway, I don't like
custard apples and it reminds meof the look of a custard apple.
I like custard apples, but thatwasn't like that.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
No, yeah, anyway, it says.
Despite this smell, it isbelieved to increase the sex
drive.
According to one indonesianproverb, the durian as a durian
fruit falls and the sarongs comeup.
Okay, okay, yeah, but there maybe some scientific fact behind
this a study in the, theBajaratar University, if that's
pronounced right.
I can't say it.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Yeah, probably the most pronounced word in India.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Yeah, Found that the fruit contains oestrogen not
oestrogen but oestrogen claimingthat it could increase
fertility.
Durian fruit can be brought inthe UK Chinese supermarkets and
is made into candy biscuits orcooked with coconut milk and
spices.
There you go.
I'm fucking glad I haven'ttried any of that yeah, yeah,
(20:47):
yeah, could you imagine that?
Speaker 1 (20:47):
and bloody, um, what's what?
Cinnamon?
Oh fuck, dave loves cinnamon.
No, it's a devil sperm.
Dave loves cinnamon.
It's not gross, it's disgusting.
So my last one, yep, is umsomething that I do love
Asparagus.
I love asparagus, but do youthink it actually affects the
flavour?
Slash, because this isn't aboutsexual, this one at all.
This one is just asparagusaffecting the flavour of your
(21:10):
pee and your cum.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Well, I wouldn't go drinking pee, so I wouldn't eat
that one.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
No, but you can smell it If you've eaten lots of
asparagus.
No, because when it's in season, I love it.
Yeah, and I love barbecue.
If I'm barbecuing, I love tobarbecue asparagus right.
Yeah, because I like it justcooked through and nice and
crunchy and crispy, and that'sonly one of the vegetables you
like isn't it.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
No, I like a lot of vegetables, but it's nice when
it's.
I like it when it's slightlyhard.
Yeah as well.
Yeah, I sit there and I eat itby the whole tin.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
I love it, but I reckon it definitely does.
But also the shape of the smellof your.
It's a bit sexual.
Yeah, it's a bit phallic, isn'tit?
Definitely yeah, but um, itdefinitely does affect the smell
of your urine in a, in apleasant way.
In an own not so pleasant, ohso it's a bit more so like we
have lots of cabbage and stufflike that, because that makes
your pee smell well, quite rankyeah, yeah it's okay yeah, so I
think it's just.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Maybe the sort of chlorophyll or whatever's inside
it may make sure your pee smella little bit weird yeah so like
yeah, so yeah, asparagus there.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Now I've actually got a list of the top eight.
So what does that do to you?
Anyway, I know it.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Just it just smells bad, that's all, all right, so
it's just a chatter, but is it?
Speaker 1 (22:20):
yeah, but then I've got, let me, let me talk.
This one here is that I've gotthe top eight food things for
making you last longer in bed.
Okay, as well.
So you got watermelon yeah,which obviously we discussed
that got apples, ginger, banana,garlic, pomegranate beets and
avocado why the fuck isn't thatmade into a smoothie?
(22:41):
That's exactly my thoughtprocess.
Wow, apart from the actualgarlic, I like garlic, yeah, but
not in the smoothie.
You never know, it might tastea lot.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
No Small amounts of it.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Maybe trace amounts, but the rest of it sounds like a
fucking delicious smoothie.
Could you?
Imagine that It'll keep youhard for fucking hours.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Could you hours Next time?
Speaker 1 (22:59):
we go to church.
I'm getting the smoothie out ofthis.
I've screenshot it so that Ican actually ask for a smoothie
of this I'm going to actuallyjust hand it over, janine.
Janine, I've got something foryou.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Testosterone.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
No, it's called hard, hard smoothies, hard smoothies,
let's do it let's work togetheron this.
Janine, I love you.
You're my favourite human.
I would work together on this.
Janine, I love you.
You're my favorite human.
Um, I would love to meet her.
Oh, she's lovely she's amazing,she's amazing I can't believe
she's gonna be on survivor thisyear again, I know, so I hope
she lasts all the way to the endthis time as well.
She's so that's our food facts,our bizarre food facts, all
(23:33):
right, so I hope you had a bitof fun with that.
If you want us to cover offanything, um, make sure you hit
us up on our socials.
Fully Grown Homos Podcast onInstagram.
But right now it's time forDave's Letter of the Day, so
you're going to reach in andgrab my balls, mate.
I'm going to grab your balls.
(23:54):
Hang on, let me just jiggle in,jiggle in, jiggle in.
And balls.
Speaking of balls, let's gowith the letter B, dave.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Let's go with the letter B, Right?
I'm just going to go to my lista minute and just check and see
what I've got for the letter Band speaking of balls, I just
got a notification which isquite funny.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
It's called Rate my.
I'm following, Called what Rate?
No Rate, oh Rate.
I'm following a page.
Holy fuck, Jesus Christ.
Sorry, side note, look at thesize of that thing.
Oh wow, I'm following a thingcalled Rate my Balls on X.
Yeah Right, and I just got anotification because I subscribe
to it, because I like a niceheavy set of balls.
(24:30):
But yeah, just got anotification saying that it
popped up, so I will put thataway.
Otherwise I'll be distracted bydick and balls.
All right, but it's not unusual.
The letter B Dave hit me.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
What have we got?
Okay, matt, so first on my list, I've got baby gay, Baby gay.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Oh, so that's a really cute.
Now these can also be oldergentlemen that have just come
out.
They don't have to be young.
Young people, no, it's just aterminology.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
It's called baby gay.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Yeah, it's a baby gay .
So the thing is that this is,if you're somebody that's just
coming out.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
I know whose thing's going off.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
That's the same thing that's my wife's going off, but
yeah, so if you're.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Look at the mic.
Look at the mic.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Yeah, sorry I thought that might have been the girls
turning up, but in which theywill be imminently, no doubt.
So baby gay is basicallysomebody that's fresh to coming
out and being gay.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
So yeah, or not even coming out as yet, but they're
fresh to being gay, so yeah, andthat's um, and that can go into
lesbians and bisexual people aswell.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Yeah, so it's not just gay people, it's the lgbtq
plus community.
Yeah, baby days, yeah, thereyou go.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Yeah, glad you enjoyed that I've been one of
those for a long time.
Okay, now you should know a bitabout this, because you are
slightly one, or you have beenone in the past, but you're a
leaner one now.
So what about a bear?
A bear.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Are we talking about bears?
So bears?
In the queer community, in theLGBTQ plus community, bears are
generally your hairier men,bigger, burly men, but they can
be muscle bears.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
You've got very Muscle bears.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
You've got otters, you've got everyone, but if
we're talking bear-specific,they're generally your bigger
guys.
Yeah, a bit rotund, a bitrotund, a bit chunky sometimes
Chunky yep, and they're all fullof body positivity, yep.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
And hairy, hairy, hairy, hairy.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Yeah, positivity, yep , and um, hairy, hairy, hairy,
hairy, yeah, hairy, and all thatkind of stuff.
Yeah, yeah, usually, usually, Isay usually really friendly,
accepting bunch of guys.
Yep, right now I've come acrossa few that excuse me for a
second absolute cunts, um, butthey're a minority in amongst
that community, because thebears I love the bears, they are
a good community, um, so, yeah,and sort of which circumstances
(26:44):
are different because we'dprobably hang out with them a
few or a bit more often becausethere were some really nice guys
amongst them, yeah, yeah, butthey're not.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
So, yeah, okay okay, uh, next one we got is batty boy
or batty man.
Oh, this is an english thing.
It's not an english thing.
Batty batty boy?
Speaker 1 (27:00):
yeah, but it's not yeah, this is an english, it's
yeah, it's termed in the englishyeah see, this is basically
saying like you're a littlequeer boy, a little sort of gay
boy.
I remember being called abaddie boy once yeah no doubt um
.
I did, I did, it's never beenever something that's in that
australian vocabulary?
Speaker 2 (27:18):
yeah, which doesn't, which surprises me, because they
have everything else.
Yeah, I know, but it's just not.
It could be batoboy couldn't it?
Speaker 1 (27:24):
No, we just come out and call it as it is.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
We sort of come out and again Gay boy.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Fag, you're poofed, you're homo.
You're homo All those kind ofstuff which we proudly own.
You can call me a homo becauseI am, because I can.
You can call me a poof.
You can call me a fag you cancall me whatever you want.
I don't give a flying fuckbecause I suck dick.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
But actually the actual terminology, which might
surprise you.
So what's it mean?
No, it does mean exactly whatyou said, but it's a homophobic
Indian slur for gay men.
Indian, indian, absolutely.
This is where I was trying tocorrect you, because obviously
the Britishish have picked up onthat oh, but hang on.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
But the brits invaded in india so, therefore, it's
probably come about via that andthen let's come back to there
okay, yeah, so there you go.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
It's a fact that I didn't know.
There you go.
Okay, I'm learning every dayschool day okay, what about by
erasure?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
by erasure.
So I know erasure and that'sthat really cool group from the
80s.
It was yeah, but by erasure nono, you've got me.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
What would erasure mean to you in terminology?
Speaker 1 (28:27):
It'd be Jesus Christ, bless me, apologies, it would
mean that you're erasing yourbisexuality, erasing to get rid
of right.
So then, why would you beerasing?
Speaker 2 (28:42):
your bisexuality erasing to get rid of, right?
So then, if you're, why wouldyou be erasing your?
Well, this is this, is it?
It's the tendency to ignore theexistence of bi people or
bisexuality in society.
Okay, yeah, well, our communityis really good at that, or
we're getting better ataccepting, I know, but the
actual term, bi erasure, is aword that describes that whole
process.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Okay, well, that's and the thing is that we're all
really good at saying thatlittle box doesn't exist or that
that group of people we know itdoes right like good fucking
redhead moron that runs thatamerican company country who
tried to say that our transbrothers and sisters.
Don't you mean a new pope?
No, he's from somewhere else, Idon't know where he is.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
No, the new Pope.
They haven't got one yet.
They haven't got the new Pope,I know.
But what I'm saying is they'reall saying that he wants to be
the new Pope, donald.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Oh really, don't say his name, I don't want.
Yeah, pope Donald, I oh okay sotherefore, yeah, bi erasure
Okay, a term I've never heard ofBi people exist, yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Anyway, the last one which you'll have heard again
would be beard, and it's notsomething we have on our face.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Oh, beard.
So you mean when a lady marriesa man and the man it doesn't
have to be a man, or generally.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
It's to cover up.
It's not a man that's cover uptheir face.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Yeah, use.
It's usually a man that sort ofhas a wife, yep um, who
basically has a wife for theoutside world.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
But and we know a lot of these people.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
We do know quite a few, a lot of these people but
is undercover gay um or down lowor discreet or something like
that.
But, yeah, they have theirbeard, which is usually their,
and it's usually when they'reyounger and stuff like that, but
we also know quite a few thatare our age.
But, yeah, a beard is basicallysomething you wear around your
(30:37):
head, Cover your face, Exactly.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
So yeah, it's basically yeah, yeah that's the
terminology for it.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Well, there you go.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
So that's my b letter of the day's letter of the day.
Yeah yeah, maybe that's deepnext time and get a different
letter in my ball sack yeah,I'll jiggle it around because,
yeah, we've had a few now, sothey haven't come.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
They're not in sequential order, so that's no,
not at all.
I mean, like I said, I mean youjust pulled that letter.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
We never know what's going to come out of Dave's
balls and this is why I've gotto go through my list to make
sure I've got everything I'vewritten down, because otherwise
I've got no idea what Matt'sgoing to pull out of my ball bag
.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Yes, so, Dave, now we haven't got a questioner of the
day this time.
Well, we have.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
No, it's not really.
Some people have.
It's not a question as such.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
This is something this is a little funny anecdote
that one of our listeners hasactually sent us through on our
Instagram.
So thank you very much.
We really appreciate this.
Now I've been in similarsituations to this been on both
the receiving end and thepranker and the participation
and the pranker thing but thisperson actually works in retail
(31:42):
and it's not me all right For achange, for a change.
And they were on checkouts andthey were only 17,.
18 at the time.
Oh, so they were young.
They were young, oh, okay.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
They were young.
I thought it was going to bemore of a show.
No, they were young.
What the actual store.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
The cashier.
Okay, the cashier yeah, right,it was a young guy, right, and
he was on the register.
Guy, right, yeah, he was on theregister.
And this other guy basicallycome to his register and the guy
had a cucumber I'm justchecking my notes on this one A
cucumber, a banana, a carrotright, yeah, put those on the
(32:18):
counter.
Then put a packet of condoms onright and a packet of tube of
lube on there right and the guysort of looked a bit sheepish.
He describes that.
He was like looking a bitsheepish and stuff like that.
And then the customer actuallysaid to him these are for my
wife, but I'm not sure whichone's harder and which one's
going to work better, right?
(32:39):
So he was asking the youngexperience he was asking this 17
year old now.
My theory was that it would havebeen just for shits and giggles
right stuff like that right,could it?
Be, so, but this isn't.
No, this is a few years ago, soit wasn't necessarily when I
don't maybe so three or fouryears ago probably was done as a
youtube prank or something, sohe's probably been secretly
videoed or something like thatas well, but it would have been
(33:03):
amusing.
But he sat there and hebasically said he looked
mortified and didn't know whatto answer and he just said that
carrots are harder and thendidn't give any more explanation
.
And then the guy said oh okay,thanks for that, and bought all
of them anyway, boughteverything.
I would have told him carrotsand we know you would have told
him carrots.
I would have told him carrots,and we know you would have told
him carrots, because I wouldhave told him that they've had,
(33:25):
but this guy was like he was 17at the time.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
So wow, I know someone that you know.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
No, no, no, no somebody from from um, from the
us, um, so yeah, yeah, yes, Iwas on from one of our listeners
from the us.
So yeah, um, which is greatthat we've got listeners all
over the freaking world stillblows my mind um.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
It's great, but yeah, um.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
So yeah, it was quite amusing, he said.
Retrospectively he said but hewas dying inside, he didn't know
what to do, where to look.
He just scanned all the goodsright and just basically, when
the guy was asking the questions, he was just like dying he was.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Basically he would have waited till there would
have been a queue of peoplebehind before he did, to
embarrass the guy even more.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Well, this is the thing, See, as a young man.
Well, a few years ago now, meand Cleo we'd go into the shops,
right, and we'd be lined up atthe checkout and I'd be saying
things like did you get thatrash sorted out?
Are you still got crabs?
Or.
I'd be sitting there saying allthese things.
Well, at the checkout, it'slike, and so the poor cashier
(34:24):
would be looking around going oh, so you were.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
You were the actual yeah, me, me.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
You were going through the cash we'd be going
through the checkout me, me andcleo and pretend you're a couple
.
Okay, yeah, right, and it'swell she wouldn't know about it.
I just surprise her with these.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Oh right, okay, so right, okay.
So you were embarrassing Cleoas well.
She'd be sitting there nearlydying and thinking oh my God, so
the cashier and Cleo, okay.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
But then she's very witty as well, as you well know.
So she'd turn around andusually give me some retort Well
, you gave me the fucking rash,so how about you get it sorted
(35:06):
first before you go put me again?
Speaker 2 (35:07):
and all this kind of stuff so it was always quite
amusing.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
But she is a quick thinker um, hence why we sort of
remained friends for a millionyears.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
And she's coming today.
She's coming.
Today we're going to thenocturnal.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Oh yeah vivid, yeah, up in the mountains, yeah,
mountain vivid, yeah, um, butyeah, so that was um, that was a
bit of a fun one, and we haveseen some funny videos.
Yeah, there are some out there,but again, again.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
It is fun to watch, yeah, and you kind of get that
sense of embarrassment for thatperson as well.
Yeah, correct, you know what Imean.
Correct, but I've seen similarones, and sometimes the actual
checkout person, especiallyolder women, they give it
straight back.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
They give it back.
Yeah, they give it back.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
It's like a role reversal, so the person that's
actually doing the prank thenbecomes even more embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Yeah, because, they throw it back at them and they
give them like twice as much,which is fun correct, correct,
but if you've got any topics youwant us to cover off or
anything you want us to talkabout, um, that is the same
thing, dave.
How do they?
Speaker 2 (35:55):
do that.
You can find us on our socialplatforms, which is the fully
grown homos podcasts, or ouremail, the Fully Grown Homos
podcast at gmailcom.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Yeah, we hope you've had fun today.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
We certainly have, and we'll give you more of you
once we've done this night out.
All right, talk to you later.
Bye.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
That's a wrap from us .
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opening your mind, your ears andyour curiosities.
Don't forget to like, commentand subscribe, and share our
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adventures as fully grown homosnavigating today's world full
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Speaker 2 (00:19):
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Speaker 1 (00:33):
Fully Grown Homos with Dave and Matt.
(00:56):
It's another week with theFully Grown Homos and as usual,
dave, we've been busy boys,we've got lots of friends and we
do lots of stuff, don't we?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Well, trying to keep up with your diary, Matt, is
something I can't ever keep upwith.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Well, it is a task and, yeah, I almost forgot about
one of our events this week,didn't?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I Dave, which we're doing today.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Which we're doing tonight, but we'll talk about
that in a second.
But what have we done this week, dave?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Well, what haven't we done?
It's been a long weekend again.
It's just after Easter, sowe've had a long weekend.
Easter, short week, back to theweekend again, and it was Anzac
Day this weekend, anzac Daythis weekend, so that was a
Friday, friday, saturday, sundayoff.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yep to work on Monday , so I'm going to get some rest.
Yeah, I'll get your.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Get some rest.
Yeah, no, I don't get.
Get your energy back.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I didn't get rest at work trust me, I don't do that
at all but yeah, so Anzac Day,what did we do?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Let's tell our listeners Well, we went to
Panthers because that's ourspecial place, that's where we
go, that.
And if you don't know wherePanthers is, it's a place in the
western suburbs of Sydney,penrith.
Panthers is an RSL, yeah, well,not an RSL.
It is an RSL, yeah, penrith, no.
No, it's not, it's a leagueclub.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, it is a league club.
You're right, it's a leagueclub and it's fun.
Yeah, lots and lots of fun NowDay there, for a couple of
reasons.
Number one the parking's great.
Number one it's our club thatwe go to every other day pretty
much, or at least a couple oftimes a week.
And then we went there lastyear and really, really, really
(02:37):
enjoyed it.
So we decided we'd best do thatagain, and we did so.
We went to Anzac Day.
We got there, had earlybreakfast, yeah, we had early
breakfast, so my sister's backfrom her holidays, so she joined
us.
She joined us for brekkie, andthen we come back home for a
little while, dropped off thecars, sorted the dogs out played
with the puppies a little bitand stuff like that, sorted them
(02:58):
out and then went back toPanthers at lunchtime-ish or
just before lunchtime, yeah,probably about half past eleven,
wasn't it?
Grabbed a table and waited fortwo up to commence, but it was
busy by the time we got there,wasn't it?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
It was busy Because people start drinking around
about 8, 9, 10 in the morning.
Non-stop, and it's a very, verypoignant day to remember anyway
, you're remembering the fallenheroes of the war Correct and
everybody has that reallyconnected.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
You know support and respect, don't they?
Yeah, everyone With the oldergenerations, I suppose
Everyone's got some relativethat they know that I guess that
either fought or has fought forme.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
But what I'm saying is the whole day is very special
in terms of remembering them.
It is, but it's also abouthaving fun.
It's also about you know,connecting, embracing people.
It's also about having fun.
It's also about you know,connecting, embracing people.
It's about you know, livinglife and having that opportunity
to both remember and go forwardand have fun.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yeah, pay respects but also have fun as well.
And 2UP was part of the day.
I came out fairly, even Ididn't take part.
I mean I like watching it.
I never do, dave doesn't play2UP, but he does enjoy watching
it and stuff like that.
But the day doesn't play too up, but he does enjoy watching it
and stuff like that.
But what we really enjoyed waspeople watching.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Well, we always enjoy people watching, it doesn't
matter where we are.
All these guys are normally atwork or normally doing something
else, yeah, so we do see adifferent crowd, I suppose, than
what we would normally see, andit's a very family-orientated
event.
Ae lots of daddies.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Daddies go to gamble.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Mummies sit there with the kids and no, there's,
there's different.
Go to the toilets to have aquick fucking sneaky peek in the
toilet what.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
I don't know what you're talking about, um, but um
, maybe I have a glance sidewaysand if I'm happen to be there,
um, but yeah, but this year waswas spectacular from a men's
perspective.
There was lots of hot men.
There was a couple there thatreally really stood out for
different reasons, like tighttrousers, tight shorts.
(04:52):
There was a guy there that hadthese tight shorts on and his
bold was fucking enormous.
It was enormous Like itliterally had its own postcode.
I thought to myself, likefucking hell, I want to follow
that address home.
I want to.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
And I tried to see Give me the stamp, I'll lick it.
You pillow I tried.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, fucking hell, I'll lick it.
It's front and back.
But yeah, I tried to actuallysee whether he actually went to
the bathroom at any stage.
I don't think he did.
I didn.
But every time we walked past Ithought to myself holy shit, I
want to remember that.
I was standing next to him inthe two-up ring.
A couple of times I looked downand I'm thinking, yep, it's as
(05:32):
big as it looks when it's justwalking past and you can see the
fucking outline of the head andthe balls must be tucked.
On the other side.
I'm sitting there going, yep,that's definitely a fat dick and
some nice balls there.
But yeah, so that was reallygood.
And then there was the reallyreally ridiculously handsome
looking guy in the green shirtthat you were enamoured by.
It pointed him out to me about10 times.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Is this the one that looked like our friend from the
cruise?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it looked abit like Troy.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Yeah, he was really handsome, and Troy is very, very
handsome.
Troy's a very handsome man aswell.
Yeah, this was really handsome.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
And Troy is very, very handsome.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Troy's a very handsome man as well.
Yep, yep, this guy lookedreally handsome as well.
So Dave was a bit obsessed withhim.
He's gone, oh my God.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Well, he just looked like him a lot, didn't he?
He looked so hot as hell.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
And I didn't take my phone off.
I'm going to kick your ass.
I know I'm sorry and you'dthink, dave would know this by
now.
But no, dave doesn't know thisby now, but anyway that's all
right, and he can not get amessage or an alert all day, and
as soon as we sit down and putthe headphones on in the mic
zone mic zone you can guaranteeit goes.
It's like he's Grindr and he'sTinder and all of the above are
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going off.
None of those ones.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
It's just Brittany trying to contact me.
Yeah, no doubt.
She has a sixth sense of beingable to know exactly when you're
sitting in front of a mic.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
But yeah, so we had a great fun day at Anzac Day.
We finished around about 9.30.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
It was a long day.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Your sister drove home, didn't she, yeah, she came
back home, got her little Xenaand drove home Xena being her
dog.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah, xena, and drove home Xena being her dog.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yeah, xena's her dog, not a sex toy.
No, no, yeah, she's got plentyof those, but yeah.
But then we hung out with Dickand Fanny and some other friends
there as well, yep, so yeah, atthe club and played the raffles
.
I was the only one to win, asper standard for me.
Yep, but yeah, and it was a funday.
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But then yesterday we went tothe Panthers versus Manly game
so it's a home game and A lovelyfriend of ours gave us tickets
to a corporate lounge Not acorporate box, but a corporate
lounge, holy fuck.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
It was special.
Now we went to the grand finaltwo years ago because I won
tickets that, yeah, and thisoutstripped that event didn't
really.
Yeah, I mean, this was only ahome game, which they're playing
in a different club at themoment, because a club a
different stage, different hasbeen redone, yep um 14 and a
half thousand people there.
But this stadium is next level.
It's just so modern, so cool.
(08:03):
So, yeah, it's state of the art.
It's state of the art like, Imean the.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I went out into the general public because I wanted
to have a cruise around and umsee what was out there from a,
um, hot man perspective as well.
I'll correct the footy.
There was a few hot men alwaysat the footy, always at the
footy, um.
But like the stadium itself, ithad, like um, its own food
outlets.
It had, like, sushi, it hadeljana, it had all these options
(08:30):
for food so you wouldn't bestuck, regardless of what you
wanted to eat.
So it was actually really,really good it was an easy
layout as well, wasn't?
it.
It's a really easy layout.
Look where we got dropped offto.
Where we had to walk to was along way um, yeah, yeah, but
like it was a long way, um, andfor people that have, I guess,
um mobility issues, and that wasa bit of an issue, but, like
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for us, it was fine.
We're young and fit and hot andall that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
And there's a few of us on the bus, isn't there?
There wasn't many, but I meanPanthers put on a great night so
thank you so much to the peoplethat organised that for us.
Yeah, that was awesome andobviously thank you to our
friend that gave us tickets.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
She came along with us with her son, didn't she?
Yeah, we had a son on that.
That was fun, but that was alot of fun.
And then tonight we're actuallygoing to go to Nocturnal, which
is a scenic world which is inthe Blue Mountains there, which
is about 70km from the CBD inSydney.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Yeah, something like that beautiful places
overlooking the Jamison.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Valley, but this is like a light show if you've
heard of Vivid MountainsOverlooking the Jamison Valley.
But this is like a light show.
At night time.
If you've heard of Vivid, whichis a big event in Sydney, this
is similar to that, but a littlebit smaller, but it's just so
nice so you go down into theforest don't you, Yep?
You go down to the forest, youwander through, look at the
lights and all that kind ofstuff.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
They light it all up in different areas so the trees
are lit up, but they've alsoincorporated ambient music
playing ornamental statues thatlight up interactive CGI sort of
like graphics Little graphicson little mesh screens.
This great big spider will comeshooting towards you and it
will just stop right in yourface, it's like wow, that's
amazing, it's really really cool.
(10:15):
Having birds flying through thetrees.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
I'm looking forward to seeing what tonight has on
offer, and we'll no doubt giveyou a bit of a roundup on that
They've got the steepest railwayline in the Southern Hemisphere
.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Well, Seabank Hills.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Railway is the steepest.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
In the Southern Hemisphere, isn't it?
And it was scary as fuck lastyear we went backwards on it,
didn't we?
Yeah, so we didn't come down.
We went back.
we were looking down, but ridingthe train going backwards yeah,
I think so so as you sit in thecabin, you're facing forwards,
because there's only onedirection you can face, which is
forwards anyway.
So when you're going down, it'sscary enough as it is because
there's a fucking steep, steepincline.
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But coming back up is just asbad, because as you're going up,
you're going up a little bit ofa pace, but you're looking down
in front of you and all you cansee is this fucking thing in
deeper and deeper, deeper,deeper and deeper.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Yeah, it's fun, it's hell fun, but it's great and
then, and then you've got thesky track, sky thing over, yeah,
yeah, which is like a sky train.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah, you go from one side to the other on a big
cable car.
Cable car, thank you.
Yep, that's all right.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Well, that's hope the rope doesn't break um no, yeah,
but um yeah, we're gonna havesome fun with that as well we've
got different friends goingthis year.
Yeah, we have we co-host somedifferent people, so today's
well, that was this week, yeahthat was our weekend.
We'll come back and tell you alittle bit more about Nocturnal
later next week, when we'reready for that.
I remember all about the gamelater on when he reminds himself
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that he saw a few hot guys,especially in the beard Fucking
hell.
I saw him first, dave saw himfirst and came out and he said,
oh my God, check out that guy.
And I had a look and I wentyeah, he's hot.
And he went you should see whathe's packing Right.
(11:56):
And Dave described it right ashe was standing at the ur, had
this big set of balls and a nicefat cock, a nice uncut cock,
and he said it wasn't huge, butit was nice and fat and
everything like that.
And I was in there.
And then, lo and behold, Ilooked over and the same guy had
walked up to the urinal and Ithought I was literally just
(12:17):
about to finish and walk out andI thought, no, I need to stick
around for this.
And I looked over and I wentholy, fuck the balls, like I've
got big hands, and the balls areas big as bloody both my fists
together pretty much.
And it wasn't elephantitis oranything like that, it was just
a really big, huge set of ballsand a really fat dick.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
And he was thin as fuck and he was very handsome
and it was just like oh comewith me going for him.
Um, but yeah, I was um quitearoused and uh, anyway, we're
gonna move forward, because Iwant to keep this one a bit
shorter, speaking of arousal andand all something exciting.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
We're talking about food facts this week.
So bizarre slash, sexy foodfacts this week.
Dave, we're going to cover offa little bit, so do you want to
go first with your food fact?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Yeah, I'll go first.
I'll go first because this isinteresting, because for me, I
only just found this out.
I've never heard of this before, but hey.
So it says that porridge oats.
It says we, as in the Britishpeople eat 47 million gallons of
porridge each winter andaccording to some, it could
raise the pulses in the bedroom.
Experts have actually foundthat oats help to free locked
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testosterone in the body,rebalancing the levels of the
hormone and increasing sex drive.
There you go, there you go.
So if you want to get yourrocks off, go and eat some
porridge oats.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
That's maybe where that's saying so your oats, so
your oats yeah, we keep onsaying these analogies of words,
don't we?
Speaker 2 (13:46):
yeah, there you go.
I knew there was another one.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Yeah, there you go sowing your oats this week so
there you go see, I'm not a fanof oats, but then again I have a
high enough sex drive anyway.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
So um, as dave found out last night when we were oh
yeah, I was trying to go tosleep and matt just raped me, as
usual.
I didn't.
Can you not use the word rape?
Speaker 1 (14:04):
I'll go to jail.
Consensual rape yeah,consensual rape, it was fine,
it's fine.
I just laid there and let youdo it.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
If he, if he said stop, I probably would have um
well, I did a few times, but hejust carried on, but not in a
bad way, no, I just said stopand stop.
And I said stop, don't stop,stop, don't stop.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
But yeah, so oats, okay.
So see, I've got a really onethat everyone knows here and
it's supposed to be the biggestaphrodisiac, which is oysters.
Right Now, personally, I thinkif you put an oyster near my
mouth, I'm going to go and throwup.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
So it's not an aphrodisiac for me, but a lot of
people do think it's anaphrodisiac day.
What are your thoughts onoysters?
Oh look, I thought I likedoysters from a young age.
I had them, um, as a kidgrowing up, but again not many
because they're expensive.
Do you think they make youhorny, though?
Oh god, I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
I I make you gag yeah , that's if that's good.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
I suppose I don't know.
Yeah, oh no, I mean I don'tthink so, I make you gag yeah,
that's great, if that's good.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
I suppose I don't know.
Oh no, I don't gag.
Normally I like to gag on theguy at the urinal, but yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
No, I don't know, I don't know what it is about
oysters.
I think they're quite bland,yeah, but they're just like hard
to swallow yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
You know, not for me.
I know our friend britney lovesoysters, um, but she, I don't
know that they make her horny,britney, do they make you horny?
Um, um, so, yeah, um.
So oysters, that's a no from me.
Um, as far as an aphrodisiacgoes, I think they're horrible,
filthy, disgusting things.
All right, what else you got,dave?
So I got licorice is my nextone, and you don't like licorice
, do you?
No, I do not.
I love licorice.
Sounds like I eat nothing, Iknow but you do.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
How the fuck did I get fat?
You're not fat.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
I'm not now, but I did.
I was.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Yeah, but hey.
Anyway.
It says the Kama Sutra refersto the made from it for sexual
vigor, but it has been found tostir emotions and modern times.
In modern times, a study bychicago um smell and taste
research foundation found thatwhen people sniff licorice I've
never heard of people sniffinglicorice, but they go so they
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experience raised blood flow tothe genitals.
Okay, there you go.
So licorice was um, what's thatword?
Was mingled with scents,including donuts and cola, and
accounted for three of the topten blood-pumping smells of
study.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Okay, yeah, blood-pumping, because it makes
me want to gag and throw up.
I love licorice, but look,that's self-induced, because
when I was a younger boy I gotreally, really drunk on Black
Sand, booker, okay.
And so, therefore, I just can'tdo liquid anymore.
Well, it's the same withpopcorn for me.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
I had a bad experience with popcorn.
I just burnt it and it nearlypoisoned me to death.
Popcorn attacked him Look, I'mokay now, I'm not as bad.
But I remember for many, many,many years the smell of popcorn
just made me throw up justinstantly.
You know Again, I think youknow you're probably conditioned
to that from bad experiences.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
I suppose Definitely, definitely, definitely there
you go.
Now did you know this?
Probably not, you're going totell me, though?
I'm going to tell you rightWatermelon, if eaten in large
enough colonies, has a viagraeffect.
Oh really, you'd have to eatlike a couple of watermelons to,
but it'll actually keep youhard for longer okay, so how?
Speaker 2 (17:29):
I don't know how do they, how do they analyze that?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
I think it's the vitamins and stuff like that
that are in it, right, but itdoes have a um, a, a positive,
um, positive spin on, spin onyour erectile dysfunction,
really, and stuff like that.
Yeah, it's not scientificallyproven, but I read that years
ago and found out about that,and then, when I was just doing
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some Googling as well, it saysit's one of the richest sources
of L-citrulline and somethinglike that non-essential amino
acids, and the body converts toL-carnitine in your body.
Well, there you go.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
So yeah, so it's not just full of water.
It makes you hard.
No, it makes you hard Becausethat's what they say.
Normally is water bad and it'sjust full of water.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Yeah, it's full of stuff to make your dick hard.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Well, why don't they make biogas tablets from?
Speaker 1 (18:17):
it maybe Well, I don't know, because maybe the
blue colour was more marketablethan red because, maybe red's
for your heart and peoplewouldn't take it, I don't know
Blood pumping.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
I don't know, I don't know.
But yeah, watermelon, whybiogas blue?
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Oh, I don't know that .
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Don't ask me that questions matt, because that's
the color the freaking superfarmer chose.
Obviously the blue tablet.
The blue tablet, yes, and thatwas originally meant for
something else.
Yes, it was hot, it was umheart related, related stuff.
So yeah, but yeah, there you goum, so every day's a school day
here at fully grown homos.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Yep, I'm gonna do one more, okay for me.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Are you one more to go?
Speaker 1 (18:56):
yeah, I got one more after all, right, so I've got
the durian fruit and you've gotone more to go.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Yeah, I've got one more after All.
Right, so I've got the durianfruit, and you've heard of
durian fruit.
I've heard of them.
I can't stand them.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Yeah, so durian.
Anyone that doesn't know whatdurian is?
It's a big spiky fruit that'svery tropical Indonesian Yep.
And it's on the doors inThailand.
When I've been to Thailand ithas a on this.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
There's no smoking and no durian in the rooms, so
it stinks like dirty, so banthem as well, don't they?
Speaker 1 (19:22):
some cultures ban them but yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
So it says basically, this is a prickly fruit that
grows in southeast asia.
When cut it smells of its fleshand has been compared to rotten
onions and even manure.
Now for me it smelled likerotten flesh it smells like
socks dirty.
Yeah, okay, different peoplehave done experience, but I
smell like it's just rank.
You even want to cut it.
I thought fuck this I paid somuch for it, though I paid so
(19:45):
much money, I thought I'm gonnafucking try it.
I put it in my mouth and Ifucking threw up.
Yeah, it tasted like it smelled.
It was fucking.
I don't think I've ever put itin my mouth because it smelled
so bad.
So it was a weird consistencyas well.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Didn't like it at all yeah, anyway, I don't like
custard apples and it reminds meof the look of a custard apple.
I like custard apples, but thatwasn't like that.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
No, yeah, anyway, it says.
Despite this smell, it isbelieved to increase the sex
drive.
According to one indonesianproverb, the durian as a durian
fruit falls and the sarongs comeup.
Okay, okay, yeah, but there maybe some scientific fact behind
this a study in the, theBajaratar University, if that's
pronounced right.
I can't say it.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Yeah, probably the most pronounced word in India.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Yeah, Found that the fruit contains oestrogen not
oestrogen but oestrogen claimingthat it could increase
fertility.
Durian fruit can be brought inthe UK Chinese supermarkets and
is made into candy biscuits orcooked with coconut milk and
spices.
There you go.
I'm fucking glad I haven'ttried any of that yeah, yeah,
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yeah, could you imagine that?
Speaker 1 (20:47):
and bloody, um, what's what?
Cinnamon?
Oh fuck, dave loves cinnamon.
No, it's a devil sperm.
Dave loves cinnamon.
It's not gross, it's disgusting.
So my last one, yep, is umsomething that I do love
Asparagus.
I love asparagus, but do youthink it actually affects the
flavour?
Slash, because this isn't aboutsexual, this one at all.
This one is just asparagusaffecting the flavour of your
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pee and your cum.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Well, I wouldn't go drinking pee, so I wouldn't eat
that one.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
No, but you can smell it If you've eaten lots of
asparagus.
No, because when it's in season, I love it.
Yeah, and I love barbecue.
If I'm barbecuing, I love tobarbecue asparagus right.
Yeah, because I like it justcooked through and nice and
crunchy and crispy, and that'sonly one of the vegetables you
like isn't it.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
No, I like a lot of vegetables, but it's nice when
it's.
I like it when it's slightlyhard.
Yeah as well.
Yeah, I sit there and I eat itby the whole tin.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
I love it, but I reckon it definitely does.
But also the shape of the smellof your.
It's a bit sexual.
Yeah, it's a bit phallic, isn'tit?
Definitely yeah, but um, itdefinitely does affect the smell
of your urine in a, in apleasant way.
In an own not so pleasant, ohso it's a bit more so like we
have lots of cabbage and stufflike that, because that makes
your pee smell well, quite rankyeah, yeah it's okay yeah, so I
think it's just.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Maybe the sort of chlorophyll or whatever's inside
it may make sure your pee smella little bit weird yeah so like
yeah, so yeah, asparagus there.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Now I've actually got a list of the top eight.
So what does that do to you?
Anyway, I know it.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Just it just smells bad, that's all, all right, so
it's just a chatter, but is it?
Speaker 1 (22:20):
yeah, but then I've got, let me, let me talk.
This one here is that I've gotthe top eight food things for
making you last longer in bed.
Okay, as well.
So you got watermelon yeah,which obviously we discussed
that got apples, ginger, banana,garlic, pomegranate beets and
avocado why the fuck isn't thatmade into a smoothie?
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That's exactly my thoughtprocess.
Wow, apart from the actualgarlic, I like garlic, yeah, but
not in the smoothie.
You never know, it might tastea lot.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
No Small amounts of it.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Maybe trace amounts, but the rest of it sounds like a
fucking delicious smoothie.
Could you?
Imagine that It'll keep youhard for fucking hours.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Could you hours Next time?
Speaker 1 (22:59):
we go to church.
I'm getting the smoothie out ofthis.
I've screenshot it so that Ican actually ask for a smoothie
of this I'm going to actuallyjust hand it over, janine.
Janine, I've got something foryou.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Testosterone.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
No, it's called hard, hard smoothies, hard smoothies,
let's do it let's work togetheron this.
Janine, I love you.
You're my favourite human.
I would work together on this.
Janine, I love you.
You're my favorite human.
Um, I would love to meet her.
Oh, she's lovely she's amazing,she's amazing I can't believe
she's gonna be on survivor thisyear again, I know, so I hope
she lasts all the way to the endthis time as well.
She's so that's our food facts,our bizarre food facts, all
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right, so I hope you had a bitof fun with that.
If you want us to cover offanything, um, make sure you hit
us up on our socials.
Fully Grown Homos Podcast onInstagram.
But right now it's time forDave's Letter of the Day, so
you're going to reach in andgrab my balls, mate.
I'm going to grab your balls.
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Hang on, let me just jiggle in,jiggle in, jiggle in.
And balls.
Speaking of balls, let's gowith the letter B, dave.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Let's go with the letter B, Right?
I'm just going to go to my lista minute and just check and see
what I've got for the letter Band speaking of balls, I just
got a notification which isquite funny.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
It's called Rate my.
I'm following, Called what Rate?
No Rate, oh Rate.
I'm following a page.
Holy fuck, Jesus Christ.
Sorry, side note, look at thesize of that thing.
Oh wow, I'm following a thingcalled Rate my Balls on X.
Yeah Right, and I just got anotification because I subscribe
to it, because I like a niceheavy set of balls.
(24:30):
But yeah, just got anotification saying that it
popped up, so I will put thataway.
Otherwise I'll be distracted bydick and balls.
All right, but it's not unusual.
The letter B Dave hit me.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
What have we got?
Okay, matt, so first on my list, I've got baby gay, Baby gay.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Oh, so that's a really cute.
Now these can also be oldergentlemen that have just come
out.
They don't have to be young.
Young people, no, it's just aterminology.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
It's called baby gay.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Yeah, it's a baby gay .
So the thing is that this is,if you're somebody that's just
coming out.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
I know whose thing's going off.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
That's the same thing that's my wife's going off, but
yeah, so if you're.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Look at the mic.
Look at the mic.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Yeah, sorry I thought that might have been the girls
turning up, but in which theywill be imminently, no doubt.
So baby gay is basicallysomebody that's fresh to coming
out and being gay.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
So yeah, or not even coming out as yet, but they're
fresh to being gay, so yeah, andthat's um, and that can go into
lesbians and bisexual people aswell.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Yeah, so it's not just gay people, it's the lgbtq
plus community.
Yeah, baby days, yeah, thereyou go.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Yeah, glad you enjoyed that I've been one of
those for a long time.
Okay, now you should know a bitabout this, because you are
slightly one, or you have beenone in the past, but you're a
leaner one now.
So what about a bear?
A bear.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Are we talking about bears?
So bears?
In the queer community, in theLGBTQ plus community, bears are
generally your hairier men,bigger, burly men, but they can
be muscle bears.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
You've got very Muscle bears.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
You've got otters, you've got everyone, but if
we're talking bear-specific,they're generally your bigger
guys.
Yeah, a bit rotund, a bitrotund, a bit chunky sometimes
Chunky yep, and they're all fullof body positivity, yep.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
And hairy, hairy, hairy, hairy.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Yeah, positivity, yep , and um, hairy, hairy, hairy,
hairy, yeah, hairy, and all thatkind of stuff.
Yeah, yeah, usually, usually, Isay usually really friendly,
accepting bunch of guys.
Yep, right now I've come acrossa few that excuse me for a
second absolute cunts, um, butthey're a minority in amongst
that community, because thebears I love the bears, they are
a good community, um, so, yeah,and sort of which circumstances
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are different because we'dprobably hang out with them a
few or a bit more often becausethere were some really nice guys
amongst them, yeah, yeah, butthey're not.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
So, yeah, okay okay, uh, next one we got is batty boy
or batty man.
Oh, this is an english thing.
It's not an english thing.
Batty batty boy?
Speaker 1 (27:00):
yeah, but it's not yeah, this is an english, it's
yeah, it's termed in the englishyeah see, this is basically
saying like you're a littlequeer boy, a little sort of gay
boy.
I remember being called abaddie boy once yeah no doubt um
.
I did, I did, it's never beenever something that's in that
australian vocabulary?
Speaker 2 (27:18):
yeah, which doesn't, which surprises me, because they
have everything else.
Yeah, I know, but it's just not.
It could be batoboy couldn't it?
Speaker 1 (27:24):
No, we just come out and call it as it is.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
We sort of come out and again Gay boy.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Fag, you're poofed, you're homo.
You're homo All those kind ofstuff which we proudly own.
You can call me a homo becauseI am, because I can.
You can call me a poof.
You can call me a fag you cancall me whatever you want.
I don't give a flying fuckbecause I suck dick.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
But actually the actual terminology, which might
surprise you.
So what's it mean?
No, it does mean exactly whatyou said, but it's a homophobic
Indian slur for gay men.
Indian, indian, absolutely.
This is where I was trying tocorrect you, because obviously
the Britishish have picked up onthat oh, but hang on.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
But the brits invaded in india so, therefore, it's
probably come about via that andthen let's come back to there
okay, yeah, so there you go.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
It's a fact that I didn't know.
There you go.
Okay, I'm learning every dayschool day okay, what about by
erasure?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
by erasure.
So I know erasure and that'sthat really cool group from the
80s.
It was yeah, but by erasure nono, you've got me.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
What would erasure mean to you in terminology?
Speaker 1 (28:27):
It'd be Jesus Christ, bless me, apologies, it would
mean that you're erasing yourbisexuality, erasing to get rid
of right.
So then, why would you beerasing?
Speaker 2 (28:42):
your bisexuality erasing to get rid of, right?
So then, if you're, why wouldyou be erasing your?
Well, this is this, is it?
It's the tendency to ignore theexistence of bi people or
bisexuality in society.
Okay, yeah, well, our communityis really good at that, or
we're getting better ataccepting, I know, but the
actual term, bi erasure, is aword that describes that whole
process.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Okay, well, that's and the thing is that we're all
really good at saying thatlittle box doesn't exist or that
that group of people we know itdoes right like good fucking
redhead moron that runs thatamerican company country who
tried to say that our transbrothers and sisters.
Don't you mean a new pope?
No, he's from somewhere else, Idon't know where he is.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
No, the new Pope.
They haven't got one yet.
They haven't got the new Pope,I know.
But what I'm saying is they'reall saying that he wants to be
the new Pope, donald.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Oh really, don't say his name, I don't want.
Yeah, pope Donald, I oh okay sotherefore, yeah, bi erasure
Okay, a term I've never heard ofBi people exist, yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Anyway, the last one which you'll have heard again
would be beard, and it's notsomething we have on our face.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Oh, beard.
So you mean when a lady marriesa man and the man it doesn't
have to be a man, or generally.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
It's to cover up.
It's not a man that's cover uptheir face.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Yeah, use.
It's usually a man that sort ofhas a wife, yep um, who
basically has a wife for theoutside world.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
But and we know a lot of these people.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
We do know quite a few, a lot of these people but
is undercover gay um or down lowor discreet or something like
that.
But, yeah, they have theirbeard, which is usually their,
and it's usually when they'reyounger and stuff like that, but
we also know quite a few thatare our age.
But, yeah, a beard is basicallysomething you wear around your
(30:37):
head, Cover your face, Exactly.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
So yeah, it's basically yeah, yeah that's the
terminology for it.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Well, there you go.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
So that's my b letter of the day's letter of the day.
Yeah yeah, maybe that's deepnext time and get a different
letter in my ball sack yeah,I'll jiggle it around because,
yeah, we've had a few now, sothey haven't come.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
They're not in sequential order, so that's no,
not at all.
I mean, like I said, I mean youjust pulled that letter.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
We never know what's going to come out of Dave's
balls and this is why I've gotto go through my list to make
sure I've got everything I'vewritten down, because otherwise
I've got no idea what Matt'sgoing to pull out of my ball bag
.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Yes, so, Dave, now we haven't got a questioner of the
day this time.
Well, we have.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
No, it's not really.
Some people have.
It's not a question as such.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
This is something this is a little funny anecdote
that one of our listeners hasactually sent us through on our
Instagram.
So thank you very much.
We really appreciate this.
Now I've been in similarsituations to this been on both
the receiving end and thepranker and the participation
and the pranker thing but thisperson actually works in retail
(31:42):
and it's not me all right For achange, for a change.
And they were on checkouts andthey were only 17,.
18 at the time.
Oh, so they were young.
They were young, oh, okay.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
They were young.
I thought it was going to bemore of a show.
No, they were young.
What the actual store.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
The cashier.
Okay, the cashier yeah, right,it was a young guy, right, and
he was on the register.
Guy, right, yeah, he was on theregister.
And this other guy basicallycome to his register and the guy
had a cucumber I'm justchecking my notes on this one A
cucumber, a banana, a carrotright, yeah, put those on the
(32:18):
counter.
Then put a packet of condoms onright and a packet of tube of
lube on there right and the guysort of looked a bit sheepish.
He describes that.
He was like looking a bitsheepish and stuff like that.
And then the customer actuallysaid to him these are for my
wife, but I'm not sure whichone's harder and which one's
going to work better, right?
(32:39):
So he was asking the youngexperience he was asking this 17
year old now.
My theory was that it would havebeen just for shits and giggles
right stuff like that right,could it?
Be, so, but this isn't.
No, this is a few years ago, soit wasn't necessarily when I
don't maybe so three or fouryears ago probably was done as a
youtube prank or something, sohe's probably been secretly
videoed or something like thatas well, but it would have been
(33:03):
amusing.
But he sat there and hebasically said he looked
mortified and didn't know whatto answer and he just said that
carrots are harder and thendidn't give any more explanation
.
And then the guy said oh okay,thanks for that, and bought all
of them anyway, boughteverything.
I would have told him carrotsand we know you would have told
him carrots.
I would have told him carrots,and we know you would have told
him carrots, because I wouldhave told him that they've had,
(33:25):
but this guy was like he was 17at the time.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
So wow, I know someone that you know.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
No, no, no, no somebody from from um, from the
us, um, so yeah, yeah, yes, Iwas on from one of our listeners
from the us.
So yeah, um, which is greatthat we've got listeners all
over the freaking world stillblows my mind um.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
It's great, but yeah, um.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
So yeah, it was quite amusing, he said.
Retrospectively he said but hewas dying inside, he didn't know
what to do, where to look.
He just scanned all the goodsright and just basically, when
the guy was asking the questions, he was just like dying he was.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Basically he would have waited till there would
have been a queue of peoplebehind before he did, to
embarrass the guy even more.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Well, this is the thing, See, as a young man.
Well, a few years ago now, meand Cleo we'd go into the shops,
right, and we'd be lined up atthe checkout and I'd be saying
things like did you get thatrash sorted out?
Are you still got crabs?
Or.
I'd be sitting there saying allthese things.
Well, at the checkout, it'slike, and so the poor cashier
(34:24):
would be looking around going oh, so you were.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
You were the actual yeah, me, me.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
You were going through the cash we'd be going
through the checkout me, me andcleo and pretend you're a couple
.
Okay, yeah, right, and it'swell she wouldn't know about it.
I just surprise her with these.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Oh right, okay, so right, okay.
So you were embarrassing Cleoas well.
She'd be sitting there nearlydying and thinking oh my God, so
the cashier and Cleo, okay.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
But then she's very witty as well, as you well know.
So she'd turn around andusually give me some retort Well
, you gave me the fucking rash,so how about you get it sorted
(35:06):
first before you go put me again?
Speaker 2 (35:07):
and all this kind of stuff so it was always quite
amusing.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
But she is a quick thinker um, hence why we sort of
remained friends for a millionyears.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
And she's coming today.
She's coming.
Today we're going to thenocturnal.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Oh yeah vivid, yeah, up in the mountains, yeah,
mountain vivid, yeah, um, butyeah, so that was um, that was a
bit of a fun one, and we haveseen some funny videos.
Yeah, there are some out there,but again, again.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
It is fun to watch, yeah, and you kind of get that
sense of embarrassment for thatperson as well.
Yeah, correct, you know what Imean.
Correct, but I've seen similarones, and sometimes the actual
checkout person, especiallyolder women, they give it
straight back.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
They give it back.
Yeah, they give it back.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
It's like a role reversal, so the person that's
actually doing the prank thenbecomes even more embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Yeah, because, they throw it back at them and they
give them like twice as much,which is fun correct, correct,
but if you've got any topics youwant us to cover off or
anything you want us to talkabout, um, that is the same
thing, dave.
How do they?
Speaker 2 (35:55):
do that.
You can find us on our socialplatforms, which is the fully
grown homos podcasts, or ouremail, the Fully Grown Homos
podcast at gmailcom.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Yeah, we hope you've had fun today.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
We certainly have, and we'll give you more of you
once we've done this night out.
All right, talk to you later.
Bye.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
That's a wrap from us .
We've been your Fully GrownHomos and we look forward to
opening your mind, your ears andyour curiosities.
Don't forget to like, commentand subscribe, and share our
podcast with your curiousfriends.
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