June 15, 2025 • 48 mins
Ever had a week so jam-packed with adventures that you barely have time to process one experience before diving into the next? That's exactly what happened to us over the past fortnight, and we're spilling all the tea!
We kicked things off at our friend's 50th birthday bash where we couldn't help but notice a particularly handsome 6'4" basketball player who had everyone's attention. Between devouring the most incredible Persian feta dip (courtesy of Aldi!) and blue cheese that even converted the non-believers among us, we had deep conversations with our amazing female friends - each one an absolute powerhouse in her own right. From Amber's emotional wisdom to Helen's entrepreneurial success with her postpartum product "Happy Cat," these women continue to inspire us with their strength and hustle.
Amid all this socializing, we were also tackling the chaos of moving house! With the help of friends (special shoutout to Miami who immediately attacked an overgrown tree with secateurs the moment she arrived), we managed to transport countless plants, furniture, and Matt's extensive collection of possessions to the new place. This podcast marks our first recording in the new space, which we're excited to set up properly for future guests.
Perhaps our most entertaining misadventure came when we decided to visit Sydney Sauna on what turned out to be an "all-gender night." Let's just say we encountered some unexpected anatomy in the spa that had Matt absolutely horrified! While we fully support our trans and gender-diverse community, the experience provided some hilariously awkward moments that perfectly exemplify how we often find ourselves in situations that become perfect fodder for this podcast.
We also attended Rob Goddard's book launch for "Behind the Smile," a powerful exploration of the masks gay men wear throughout their lives. And finally, Dave had a satisfying confrontation with someone who had previously used homophobic language, proving that sometimes standing up to bullies is the perfect resolution.
So grab a drink, settle in, and enjoy this jam-packed episode of gay misadventures, thoughtful reflections, and plans for future escapades. Have questions about gay life or suggestions for topics? We'd love to hear from you!
If you want to send us a question or would like our thoughts on a particular topic you can contact us at Fullygrownhomospodcast@gmail.com or contact us on any of our socials at Fully Grown Homos Podcast.
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Welcome to Fully Grown Homos, a podcast about our
adventures as fully grown homosnavigating today's world full
of inquisitive friends,questions about gay life and the
unexplored activities of a lifelived as fully grown homos.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
We'll discuss the gay 101s, sex sexuality and topics
we don't even know yet, as wewant your input into what you
want to hear.
Nothing is off limits, so emailus on the Fully Grown Homos
podcast at gmailcom or messageany of our socials.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Fully Grown Homos.
With Dave and Matt on today'sshow Boy, oh boy.
Have we got a lot to cover off,haven't we, Dave?
Cover off is another word.
Well, undercover off, gettingoff what?
No, I didn't say that we didall of the above.
We did all of the above, sowe've had a busy couple of weeks
.
I think it's been a couple ofweeks since we've been at you
last.
(01:17):
Yeah, we had a really busy,really enjoyable couple of weeks
.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
So we um, well, we do , yeah, we've done fucking lots.
Well, we'll start off with notlast week, the week before, yeah
, and we went to a birthdayparty we went to a friend's my
best friend's husband um 50thbirthday party.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
You know them as um cleopatra and mark anthony um,
we know there's somethingdifferent, obviously, because we
use pseudonyms and they alsoknow who they are.
Went to a 50th birthday partyand absolutely awesome night,
fantastic night, great to catchup with friends like Amber and
Helen and Vanessa and otherpeople we caught up with as well
(02:03):
.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Lots and lots and lots of people, people I've
never met before, but I got toknow them quite quickly.
One guy in particular that you,or all of us, took a
gravitation.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
This is 6 foot 4 or maybe 6 foot 5 he's still
basketball playing yeahbasketball player.
He's handsome as fuck.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
We love his name and we had.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Mark.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah, mark, that's not Mark Anthony, though no,
that's not Mark Anthonyony,though no, that's not Mark
Antony.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
There's another Mark, this guy, but a really handsome
guy, really nice guy.
As soon as he walked out thedoor, Hela went foof and Vanessa
went foof, and it was just likeyeah, the battle is on.
He looked a bit like.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Murray Bartlett.
Yeah, if you've never watchedWhite Lotus then you'll know who
Murray Bartlett is.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
If you don't know who Murray Bartlett is, go and
Google him, because it's worththe fucking search, that's for
sure.
Yeah, definitely, but he wasquite a handsome man and very
striking.
He was very handsome, veryhandsome, and we all sort of
thought, oh hello.
But yeah, it turns out he wasmarried Fucking hell who knows
Lucky wife.
But that's all right.
No, he, he, he did make mentionthat.
Well, that doesn't reallymatter these days anyway.
(03:08):
So it was quite um when I wastalking about bjs and guys and
stuff like that and yep.
So it was like, oh, and don'ttease me like that, daddy, um,
you know a lot teasing this week.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Oh my god.
We'll talk about that later.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
We'll talk about lots of yeah, lots of straight men
fucking temptation.
I'll tell you what Damn but goback to the birthday.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
So the birthday was great, mark Antony.
It's okay, we've got to stopthe podcast Two seconds.
Mark's got a phone call comingthrough.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
All right so sorry.
I had an important call I hadto take then.
But yeah, so Mark Antony'sbirthday.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Talking of Mark Antony, I mean he looks
absolutely amazing.
Oh, he's a handsome man hereally is.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
He is a fucking good looking man To describe him is
like to me.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
He looks a lot like an A-list movie star from the 19
.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
And he's recently had his teeth done.
Yeah Right, but he's got such agreat jawline.
He's got such a great jawline.
He's always been a veryhandsome man, yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, right, undeniably there.
Um, but the he's just had histeeth done as well, um, and he
smiles a lot more than he usedto.
Yeah, and you probably don'tknow that because you didn't
really know him prior to meetingme.
Yeah, but he sort of he wasvery hesitant to smile where now
(04:21):
he is, you know when he?
you know, yeah, when you'reconscious conscious about your
teeth, but but he smiles andhe's like, and it's just, it's
really good to see him smile.
Yeah, um so, and he's, and he'slooking fit.
Um yeah, he's dropped somekilos and looking really fit.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
No, no, he looked, he's always looked good, yeah,
yeah, but he's just, you sitthere and you go holy fuck um.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I hope cleo's climbing that.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
But, like I said, he reminds me of the really
classical sort of like.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
A-list.
Yeah, he's got Harry Grant andstuff like that.
Yeah, correct the people withthat sort of Jimmy Dean sort of
look.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah, they're really amazingly good-looking.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah, yeah, and because of his height he could
actually model as well.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
But he's a fun person as well.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
But he's also a great guy and a great human, so and
and so is his wife and all hisfriends as well, and all his
friends as well.
They were great as well, but theparty itself now the catering
the brisket like was sensational.
I put so much food on my platebecause there was so much food
we discovered.
If you're from Australia andyou have an Audi, or even if
(05:28):
you're from a country thatdoesn't have an Audi, one of our
friends put it onto this dip.
It's a Persian feta dip, right,and I love Persian feta anyway,
but it's a Persian feta dip and, holy Christ, it was delicious
because Cleo had some there andit was just beautiful.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
She also brought a blue cheese from there as well.
I don't know what it was called.
Yeah, it was just an Aldi bluecheese.
I don't like blue cheese at all, but this one it was just a
very subtle flavour, but it wasjust enough.
It's yummy.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yeah, it was very, very, very more.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
It was very yummy and Amber got me eating all that.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Yes, she did so.
Yeah, now it's a slippery slopeto the deepest, darkest blue,
because blue is palatable, Iknow.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
But while we were at the party I mean, we had so many
conversations, we talked toeveryone, but we also sat in a
group with Amber, Vanessa, Helenand who else was there?
Courtney came back and forth,didn't she?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Yeah, Claire came back and forth as in.
And who else was there?
Oh, Courtney came back andforth, didn't she?
Yeah, Claire came back andforth.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
As in there was another personthere as well.
Yeah, so we talked to lots andlots of people throughout the
night as well, so it mingledthrough with everyone.
You were up there chatting withthe guy that a friend of that
yes.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Adam.
He's kept in contact with a lotof his school friends since he
was 12 yeah, yeah yeah, and Iwas amazed because a lot of
people don't do that, you know Imean, yeah, correct, but one of
his mates actually has abrewery, a micro brewery type
thing, and he actually inventeda couple of um pale ales and
lagers for adam's, you know, forthe birthday I suppose you know
(07:01):
I mean.
So you know yeah and it was justvery, very nice, to say the
least.
I mean, I got addicted towhatever what it was.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I can't remember what it was well, let's not go
addicted, because that soundsreally bad it sounds like you've
got a slippery side.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
You really enjoyed it .
Yeah, I did enjoy it because Iwas drinking far more than I
would normally yeah, because younormally only have like one,
two a night night and that's it.
But I was like, really hookedon this, you were smashing them
back.
It's so tasty.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yeah, but it was really good.
The food was fantastic, thecompany was amazing, obviously,
but like it was just, it wasjust.
I'm not going to say it, comeon say it.
Guess who has literally justsent a message through.
She wouldn't know that we'redoing this, she has no idea.
(07:48):
But Miami, I'm sorry, brittany,you, literally, you know how we
said that.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
You always manage the text when we do the podcast,
you can hear that come through,we're not denying this.
The time is.
I'll give you a timestamp.
The time is 1902.
Yep and it's also Monday, the9th of June, so there you go,
brittany, yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
So we have a group chat called our Hose Chat, and
we created it when we went onholidays for me, Dave, Miami and
Brittany and she's justresponded to a message that
Miami put in there probablyabout an hour ago.
So it's not like she's justcome out of the blue, but it's
just so funny, it's bizarre.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
She doesn't believe us, does she?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
No, she doesn't believe that she's the one that
only does it, she's literally.
She had a go at it didn't she?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
It's not me.
It's not me Every time I say it, but it is.
It's so freaking funny I loveit, I love it, it's almost like
she's in tune with when we'redoing the podcast.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
When we put our headphones on, she's like boom,
it's fangirling, it's awesome.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
So I hope you're smiling at this, brittany,
because this is just truedelight, because it's fucking
hysterical.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I've got the biggest smile.
It's about to start laughingvery loud.
Food was great, company wasgreat, but we had some really
good chats.
Now you got to know Amber on away deeper level than you've
ever done.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Yeah, and that was really engaging, I loved that
conversation Because you sat onthe couch with Amber for a good
quantity of the night,absolutely, and vice versa, and
I always thought she was anamazing woman anyway, but I hold
her even more in that level.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
More in that regard.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Yeah, because she has been through a lot in her life,
oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
But she is just so funny, she's just so gorgeous,
she's yeah, she's the fullpackage.
She's a wonderful human, she isand that's why I gravitated
towards her.
Um, well, I gravitated towardsher because back in my early in
2000, late 2008, yep, 2007, 2008, sometime a long time ago,
before even some of ourlisteners were born I did
(09:52):
amateur theatre back in the dayand I was on stage and I
couldn't remember this block oflines for the life of me.
So I carried my piece of paperup on stage and Amber called me
on it at the after party.
She said do you ever fuckingneed help learning lines?
Call me, I will help you.
And I went I like this girl, Ireally like this girl.
(10:13):
So, um, we hit it off fromthere and we've been like
friends ever since, and it's anamazing friends.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
But yeah, I had a great.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I had a great conversation with her,
definitely, and that was worthevery we always and and I love
chatting with Vanessa yeah,absolutely love it, because
again she's she's been through alot as well.
She's been through a shit tonSingle mum and just a beautiful
human, yeah, another beautifulhuman, yeah, and just got lots
to say, and just so intelligent,yeah, and just so emotionally
(10:43):
available, yeah, and she's doinga coaching business.
Now We'll get some details onthat coaching business and we'll
share that with our listenersbecause, again, anyone from
Sydney Because she's educationalbackground isn't she?
She's educational background butshe's doing coaching on trauma
coaching and things like thatwhich, look, they come into your
life people like trauma coachescome into your life at the
(11:05):
right time, they do and stufflike that.
So somebody out there listeningmight find oh hang on, I've
gone through some trauma and Ididn't know there was such a
thing as a trauma coach, butbecause of her past and stuff
like that, one day we'll get heron.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
She's done a couple of podcasts herself, so then we
had the other lady, which isanother likeful lady we got the
privilege to talk to, which isHelen, Helen, and Helen is a cat
.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Helen is amazing, like what a fucking boss bitch,
yeah she is.
She's a beautiful blonde, right, big boobies, right the whole
kit.
You look at her and you thinkwhat a gorgeous woman.
And then you have a chat withher and she's got brains.
She is the boss right now.
All of our friends have gotbrains, like miami no, sorry,
(11:55):
not miami yeah, um, um, what'slike cleo?
Cleo is like super intelligent,got like 97.8 in the tr and
highly, highly educated in theeducation field as well.
But Helen is a boss bitch,right.
So I don't know much aboutvaginas, but she comes from a
(12:15):
business background, but sheactually went through some stuff
herself, Yep, which inspiredher, which inspired her to
actually create a Product, aproduct, a postpartum kit for
women that have just had a baby.
Yep, because I'm guessingthat's what postpartum is.
Yeah, postpartum yeah Is whenyou had a baby and when you're
(12:36):
coming home from hospital.
So it's called happy cat rightnow, happy cat being a bit of a
playful thing on a vagina, catpussy, all that kind of stuff,
and the logo is it's actually alove heart very clever and it's
got like a I don't want to sayvagina, but I know I'm getting
(12:57):
that it's the labia lips, it's,it's, it's like the lips of a
vagina.
It looks like the shape of whata dumbass white gay man would
call a vag, like it looks like.
Looks like the shape of that,that oval like shape, the one
one that I don't want to look atbecause it makes me get yuck.
Um, all right, but it's a heart, and it's got that talk a bit
(13:17):
more on that later on, won't we?
oh, we will I'm gonna fuck itand I'll tell you all about
dave's cuntness, excuse me, butyeah, but the Happy Cat logo is
like the heart with the vaginathing inside shape inside, which
is so clever.
As soon as I seen it I wentthat's amazing, that is so
clever, you're so cheeky andnaughty, but that's going to
(13:39):
capture attention.
But she's done really well forherself, hasn't she?
Well, she's got this and she'sactually just had beyer come on
board.
Now, beyer are a hugepharmaceutical company company
and they've put theirbopanthanum and their elephant
something else in there as well.
I think we will find out forsure but if you want to actually
(14:00):
give her a follow on instagramand share the fuck out of it,
because it's something that Ithink a lot of people don't know
about.
You don't like when you'repacking a baby bag and stuff
like that and again, I've gotpeople in my life that have all
had babies they pack the babyclothes, they pack the this,
they pack the that, but thenthey don't pack something for
(14:21):
them.
And the happy cat box basicallyhas, like your underwear on it,
your pads.
I'm not sure what's in it, butyou can go and find out.
And her instagram is happy cat,but cat spelt with a k-a-t.
So h-a-p-p-y, k-a-t, dot a-u.
So if you go and follow that,give her a follow, look it up,
(14:43):
um, share it with your friends,um, it will be internationally,
around the world eventually.
Yeah, because it's freaking big.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
We're excited for her because she's waited a long
time for this.
She's put a lot of energy andmoney into it, yeah, so you know
she just is excelling in whatshe's doing.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Yeah as all our friends do?
Speaker 2 (15:01):
yeah, absolutely, but what I'm saying is I mean going
forward.
For her, this is a big, youknow opportunity this is big we
can only wish her all the bestfor it going forward yeah, and
she'll achieve, because, oh, shewill.
But she knows how to grind andyou know she held her ground
when she did all the interviews,for it didn't she.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
So you know she's gonna be a bit of tv work as
well, isn't she?
Speaker 2 (15:20):
because she's done tv work before, yes, has.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
She had some TVSN stuff happen before.
But she's actually going backon to, but this is her product.
So before she was actually abroker for a lot of companies
and things like that, which shestill does, yep, but this is
going to be her baby, so it'sreally exciting for her and for
us to see her excel.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
But the thing I want to mention here is when you sit
down and talk to these beautifulwomen and they're all together,
they have so much to give toother people and they do.
But what I was trying to getthem to do was to do a podcast
themselves or, um, go and dolike a you know a seminar where
they could all sit together on astage and ask questions or give
(16:00):
their take on things, because,boy, they've been through a lot
between them all.
They have been through so much,yeah, but they all rally around
each other.
They all support each other somuch but their wealth of
knowledge on the subject matterthat they've got is just so
immense.
It's so good I'd I'd love tohost an event with them to me
it'd be like watching sittingdown and watching like um loose
women or something like that,because they have got that
(16:22):
ability to what's Loose Women.
Okay, that sounds wrong, you'veseen Loose Women on TV.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
the TV show no I can't say I have.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Well, it's a TV show basically.
I think Whoopi Goldberg in theAmerican version is on it and a
few other hosts, and they justtalk about women's stuff or just
stuff in general.
I mean, it's a chit-chat show.
These four, including cleo,would be phenomenal in terms of
their, because they're superengaging and the thing is they
can make you laugh, they canmake you cry, they can make you
(16:48):
have all the emotions in theworld because they have got that
natural ability between themall to just give and give and
give.
Yeah, and they can turn on thesubject matter, whether it be
sexual or whether it would bejust deep heart thoughtfulness,
I mean to make it all right?
Yeah, I hope that we canconvince them to do it.
Well, we're going to get themon the podcast at some point
anyway.
Yeah, we will.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Especially now that we're in the new house.
So I picked up keys for the newplace because my landlord was
selling and I think I might havementioned that, and I was a bit
hesitant, a bit nervous,because I like stability, I'm
very regimented and I like whatI like and I need to have
(17:30):
stability in my life, otherwiseI get really anxious and then
other people suffer, which isreally bad because I don't want
to be around people.
Well, it's not just that.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
You've got the dogs as well.
You have people walking aroundthe house.
And then the uncertainty of youbeing at work, because now
you're working dogs as well.
Yeah, I've got my puppies.
You have people walking aroundthe house.
And then the uncertainty of youbeing at work, because now
you're working weekends as well,which is a downside to the way
things are at the moment.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
No, I'm actually happy with it.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
No, what I'm saying is in terms of you being there
to have open homes.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Yeah, to have open homes and stuff like that.
It would have been stressfulfor you, yeah, so.
So I picked up keys to the newplace on Tuesday Last week, last
week, and Dave basically gavethe keys to Dave straight away,
basically, and he started movingstuff over.
So big thank you to him becausehe helped an absolute.
Without him, I'd be broken.
So we're actually in the newplace now doing our first
(18:19):
podcast and we're going to setthis room up so that it is
actually more user-friendly tohave guests on as well.
So we've got a couple of littlered chairs Exciting times.
We're going to put the mics outand have it all there so that
anyone that comes over will go.
All right, actually, whileyou're here, sit down and let's
do a segment.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
We'll make it happen because in the past we've said
it and nobody's done anythingabout it.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Yeah, we keep saying, especially to a couple of our
friends, which we'll chat aboutagain soon, all right, and we
keep saying to them we want youon, we want you on, like, the
reason that this podcast ishappening is bloody because of
Jono, and we want Jono on thisfucking podcast.
We need it and we were chattingwith him at Bron last night.
(19:01):
Yeah, so, but.
And they said when are wegetting on this podcast?
And I said fucking goodquestion, how about we hurry up
and just get it together and doit?
But yeah, um, but.
So tuesday we picked up thekeys.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
No, tuesday tuesday sorry, moved in.
It's almost going to be a weektomorrow since you picked the
keys up and we're finally in,completely as in.
We've emptied the housecompletely, apart from just
cleaning it now, and there wasonly okay for outdoor plants.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
There was only really one and a half loads of outdoor
plants.
Yeah, but you're talkingfucking big, big-ass pots,
you're talking two trailers, ifanyone wants to buy a plant, or
any of my friends.
When you come over, you'retaking a plant home.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Oh look, this garden's got nothing in it, so
you've got plenty of space toplay in your space.
But yeah, um, but what?
About the indoor plants, thatwas even worse shut up I'll tell
you, I don't know how manytrips I had to do in the ute to
get your plants over here, butthey look great.
They look fantastic.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Yeah, and that's a good thing, miami came over
miami and britney came over umat different stages throughout
the move as well.
So so thank you very much toboth of those wonderful ladies
because they definitely helped alot as well.
Like Mayim, you basically justsaid, because she's got actual
ADHD.
I've only got self-diagnosedADHD, so I guess it kind of
(20:18):
doesn't count really, but I knowI definitely have it.
Oh yes, but she's got proper,really actually diagnosed and so
I was like she could actuallyorganise it, because I know it's
going to go exactly where mybrain thinks it's going to go.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
This is how true it is.
The minute we got to the newhouse, there's a big fuck off
tree on the driveway, okay, andshe saw it.
And then she had to go backhome to get her car to her
husband and then come back, okay, but she said I'm going to
fucking bit my fucking secateursand I'm going to fucking chop
that fucking tree down becauseit's fucking doing what it did
already.
Right and true to her word.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
She came back, she beat us back.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
We went back and then we met her back at the new
property and there she was withthe secateurs and the pruners
and she was fucking up the treebut it looks good, though it
looks amazing yeah my car's notgoing to get scratched at all
like it's so good.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
She's done a great job I'm just really glad she
didn't have a ladder, becausethat tree might be down by now
she.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Well, she filled your green bin up within fucking 10
minutes.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Yeah, within, yeah she's a workhorse, but um but
yeah, that's how adhd she isyeah.
And sort of, when she startedputting plants, she went the
plants look good there.
And I went Just go for it, justdo whatever you Because.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
I know.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
I know her brain is going to function the same way
mine does, yeah.
So therefore I just went Justdo it Right, because, yeah, not
everyone I would let unpack myhouse, I mean in all fairness,
the house is looking really good.
It's looking really good yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
I mean I've done a few things.
I'm moving things around onSaturday for you.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
I'll let you bed together I did the other bedroom
.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
So you've still got a few things to sort through,
which is a good thing anyway, aswell.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
So yeah, but lots of stuff there's, we got there.
It's getting there, it'sgetting there.
So congratulations, man, youneed a new movie.
Thank you.
Thursday we had a book signing.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Yes, thursday, see, this is how fucking busy we've
been.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
That's why I take notes, because otherwise we
wouldn't remember what we'vedone.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Well, you wouldn't.
My body remembers what I'vedone.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
I think I've got Alzheimer's as well, or
Asperger's one of those, anyway.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
So we knew this book, so we've been following a guy
called Rob Goddard.
Yeah, you put me under him.
I did so I've been followinghim for about two years.
He lives in Brisbane, he's aCanadian guy and he's just
literally published a book thathe'd written about himself.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Yeah, it's called Behind the Smile.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
But it's not just for him, it's actually for everyone
, it is.
So he's like a coach, he's alife coach, life coach here.
So, um, long story short.
Um, you know I've startedfollowing him, I've got matt
onto him and you know hepublished things on social media
, so I've got to know him fromthat side of things.
What just with a few thingshe's put on social media?
So I knew a bit about hisbackground, his story with his
parents you watched him on theamazing race as well.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Well, I've seen bits of him on the amazing race, so
he did that when he was youngerin canada.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Yeah, he's also been a model, which I can understand,
because he's fucking handsomehe's so handsome he really is.
At least he's a lot shorterthan I thought he was which is
really bizarre, because Ithought he was gonna be about
six like six foot tall he'sabout five foot eight, which is
average size.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Yeah, he is.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
But for me my interpretation of him was going
to be a lot taller.
Yeah, but oh my God, he just issuch a handsome.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
But he's every bit a big man.
Yeah, oh, absolutely, andthat's what I said there.
And when I looked at him Ithought to myself and he's fit
and stocky and sexy and justreally engaging.
So his book is called.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Behind the Smile, behind the Smile.
So definitely look it up.
It's number one in thebooksellers at the moment.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Yeah, he's getting some good pick up on it as well,
and it's actually about themasks we wear as gay men, and I
think he said there's aboutseven.
Oh no, now okay 16.
He said he had 16 or 17 masks,I think, or something like
anyway.
Okay, dave will read the book.
Yeah, I'll wait till it comesout on audiobook, because I
don't do the reading thing.
I'm just, I just can't.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
I can't read, I just anyway, it's going to be
fascinating anyway, becausethere's a lot of like, relative,
like aspects of the book thatcorrelate with everybody out
there, not just gay people, buteverybody, everyone, everyone
wears masks, you know, and hedoesn't.
He doesn't target his audienceto gay people he's everybody.
Yeah, he is for everyone yeah,and he, the way he comes across,
(24:26):
is just so engaging.
He's just got that beautifulpersonality, that beautiful
warmth about him.
But he can get a message acrossto you and tell you
everything's okay.
Well, even though, like he said, he was hurting inside.
He put on this fake smile toeverybody because he was in
disguise of his own.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
And this is where the whole concept came from yeah,
kind of smile, and the thing isthat I think every single person
in that room felt warmth fromhim.
Oh and he knows so many people,doesn't he?
Yeah, but they all felt warmthfrom him, which is a skill,
Because I know like I'm a verysocial person.
But if I'm in a room full ofpeople, not everyone's going to
(25:05):
feel it, because you just don'thave the ability and the time to
spread it to everyone.
So the poor bastard must havebeen exhausted afterwards.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
And this is only his secondbook launch, wasn't it Because
he'd done one in Melbourne?
Second or third, I don't know.
No, he's doing one in Brisbanenext.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
But, or third, I don't know.
No, he's doing one in Brisbanenext.
Yeah, but yeah, but yeah, gethold of Rob Goddard's Behind the
Smile or follow him on hissocials as well.
Everyone's socials are going tobe blowing up this week.
But, yeah, get him and get thebook on eReader.
You can get it, but you justcan't get an audio book yet.
He's going to start recordingit soon.
I said to him come on.
I said I'm waiting.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Um, we got ours off, was it heaven bright, event
bright, event bright no, thatwas the page that organized the
actual yeah, but didn't we buyit through them as well?
No, I can't remember.
Okay, anyway, we're fine.
We're fine.
Follow, find the links followhis links on.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Go to his instagram rob goddard.
Yeah, um really simple.
G-o-d-d-a-r-d that's good foryou to remember I know, all
right, I'm pretty good like thatand I hadn't even written that
down.
So there you go, it's onlybecause I typed it into friggin
audible so many times and Applebooks so many times to see if it
was there on audiobook yet andit's not.
But yeah, so, yeah, so that wasThursday early evening, nine
(26:16):
o'clock at night, didn't it?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
So we got there for about five had lunch, yeah had
dinner, had dinner, I should say, and then we then went to the
book signing, which is about athree-hour event, which is
awesome, yep.
And then we decided that wewere going to go to church.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Well, we thought about going to church right
afterwards, because I don't workFridays and we definitely
planned on moving stuff onFriday.
But we thought let's go tochurch.
And then we looked because, Isaid to Dave, got a funny
feeling it's a female night onThursday and he went, oh.
And so we looked on theirwebsite for Sydney Sauna and it
(26:55):
was an all-gendered night, itsaid.
So we thought, nah, we won't go.
But then we sat there and wethought why not?
Why not?
Let's go and check it outbecause, worst case scenario,
it'll be fodder for the podcast.
Absolutely, oh boy, oh boy, wasit?
Um, so it wasn't what I woulddeem a successful night.
(27:17):
Neither of us got to fuckingfinish our loads right, but we
did get to finish somebodyelse's.
Yeah, it's like this again.
Another really tall guy.
We've got a tall guy thinghappening at the moment, don't
we yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:28):
right, we got to blow him um and um there were some
good looking guys there thatwere there but we couldn't tell
whether they were gay straightby or anything, because it was
just one of those nights whereyou didn't have a clue what the
fuck was going on it was a bitconfusing, to say the least.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
There was four natural women there, four women
that were born women.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Yeah, as in natural, natural women yeah, sorry, um,
and then there was yeah, there'sa few people in there that were
obviously, obviouslytransitioning but there's, there
was one Asian trans woman ortrans-presenting woman and just
(28:07):
a bad wig, basically Wasn't agreat, couldn't look good,
wasn't great.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
unfortunately and not saying unfortunately because I
wouldn't be interested in itanyway, it's not what I am I had
you with the intention ofhopefully getting off with
somebody like that.
Yeah, dave tried to tell me.
I told him that we're going togo there and he's going to get
fucked by a woman with a dick,and he went no, you're going to
do it.
No, I'm not going to, because Idon't like girls at all.
(28:33):
You've at least been therebefore Lots of times.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
He wasn't a girl to start with, so yeah, but to
start with, so yeah, those wouldbe the same thing.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
So anyway, but let's not go down that path, because
we'll end up saying words thatwe shouldn't say.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
I'm going to watch you.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
yeah, and I don't want to be cancelled.
God knows we say enough othershit to be cancelled.
But yeah, so we were there andwe were wandering around and
there was four women.
There was two of them that werequite good-looking women.
Yeah, in their 30s yeah, andyour 30s sort of thing and stuff
like that, and they were prettyfit and all that kind of stuff.
And we went downstairs, wentfor a wander and we could hear
(29:08):
this Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ah.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
He does that so well, doesn't he?
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Ah, ah, ah.
It was like real porn stargetting banged because you do
right.
Why wouldn't you?
You want to go and find outwhat's happening right?
And one of the girls was in oneof the rooms.
I think both of the girls werein there.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
I think both of the girls were there, I think so I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
But I didn't look in because I didn't want to.
I think there was two girls inthe game and I couldn't, because
there was a fucking queue amile long out the door.
Now I don't know whether theywere lined up to fuck these
girls or lined up to watch, orwhat they were lined up for
right, but it was like, oh God,okay.
And so we sort of stood backand just watched a little bit to
(29:52):
think, well, maybe all theseguys are going to be jerking off
and we'll get to see some nicehot cock.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Are they gay, are they straight?
Are they bi it?
Speaker 1 (29:57):
was a very curious position to sort of be in.
So we sort of stood back alittle bit and watched to see
what was happening and youcouldn't see the women because
they were inside the actual room.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
And then we gave up and walked off.
And as we walked off, two otherguys came around the corner and
they what did they say?
Speaker 1 (30:14):
One guy went oh no, not for me.
He said oh, fuck that.
I'm not interested in that?
Fuck that, not for me.
And he's like done a like,literally a 360, and ran.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
And it was very funny .
It was just like okay.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
So yeah, and I'm of the same mindset, so I get that.
I'm just not into the vagina.
Yeah, it's not, for me it's not.
Yeah, some people like bluecheese, some people don't, but
you know so we carried on ourusual walking around A little
escapade, and then because itwasn't sort of gravitating
downstairs.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
we thought we'd come upstairs and we'd already done
the steam room, we'd alreadydone the sauna, and it was just
boring.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
There wasn't much happening.
Right, it was a Thursday nightshopping.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
People were there, but it just wasn't engaging like
it normally is.
So we jumped in the spa becauseit was just like the most
convenient thing to do Now.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
there was two other guys in the spa.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Only one was in.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
And then another one got in, Okay, yeah, and he
looked to paint a picture.
He looked like that guy fromHarry Potter, the Gandalf or the
old wizard Dumbledore.
Yeah, that's the one To me.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
He looked like someone that had come off the
street Right.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Or a homeless guy.
Yeah, he looked like he had.
He was a very, very, very thin,like emaciated type thing.
Yeah, right, and probably about75, probably.
He had a big long beard, right,but he just unkept hair, unkept
everything, yeah, and he wasn'tan attractive man like, and
bless him for being there.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Yeah, right, I mean he could have just been going in
there for a shower, you knowyeah, but he was in this.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
He jumped into the spa while we're there, but there
was also another person in thespa.
There was another person, yeahand and I'm saying person for a
reason you'll find out soon um,there was a person in the spa
and they were male, presentingfrom where I could see, and me
right, I was good, yeah, and itwasn't an attractive person at
all.
They were a male yeah they werea man, they're a man.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Yeah, they're a male presenting yep, right, so they
were.
They were in the corner and youknow, just on their own, just
doing their own thing, yep.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
And now there was a big what in the spa?
At the back of the spa there'sa big TV right and they always
play porn.
Right Now on tonight, becauseit was an all-gender night, they
were playing trans porn.
So now me and Dave had a littletiff around this one.
There was a man with a reallybig cock and then there was a
(32:37):
younger guy, right.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Who was?
Speaker 1 (32:41):
very handsome, yep.
But then when they strippeddown they had a vagina.
Now I said this was a female tomale trans, right, and that's
got the original vagina that itwas born with, right, but had
had breast surgery because Icould see the scar.
But Dave for the life of himcouldn't see where the scar was.
(33:03):
But we're not going to get intothat because we all know that
I'm right, he's wrong anyway, uh, so, anyway.
So, because I could see thevagina on the screen, I was
looking away because I don'tlike them.
I think we've established thatalready.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Well, I was watching, he was watching, right anyway,
this male that was sitting inthe spa so matt's facing me, I'm
facing the direction of the tvwhere the other guy was sitting,
and so we're having a talk andmatt's just talking in my ear as
he does blah, blah, blah, blah,blah.
And then, um, this guy got outof the pool at the spa to go and
(33:38):
get a drink.
So he got out the spa and justgot out and and I turned and I
said to him.
Oh my god, mate, you should seethe size of his cock, right?
It's huge, right?
So?
Speaker 1 (33:48):
again, this guy wasn't attractive to me in any
way shape or form, right.
But if somebody says you shouldsee the size of his cock, guess
what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna try and see the sizeof his cock, because I love cock
.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
That I do love all right, I love it.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
All shapes, sizes, ages, not all ages.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
So we carried on talking and this guy went and
got a drink and then heeventually came back.
As he was getting back into thepool I said, matt, quick, quick
, quick, have a look, have alook.
So I've had a look.
I might just stood there withhis mouth open and go what the
fuck what have you done?
Speaker 1 (34:22):
why did you make me look at that?
So again, not meaning to causeany offence to anyone, but this
person, I think again, was afemale to male trans person,
right?
But no, no, no, it couldn'thave been because the vagina was
(34:43):
messy, right?
Well, that's what I'm saying.
No, no, any trans person andI've met, slash, spoken to a lot
more trans people than you,right, and I can say that with
fact Right, and any trans personis going to have a designer
vagina and have one put on.
They're going to have a nicelittle, neat, fucking tidy one
(35:05):
packaged and they're going tokeep it in good condition, right
, this thing looked like afucking broken possum, right,
and it was hairy and it wasmanky and it looked fucking like
somebody had fisted it fucking17 times a day.
It was not a good one rightthis point.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Matt was grabbing all of my legs, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
I said I'm going to fucking kill you.
I said you are what that personhas between their legs.
I can't, but it was just not.
I can't sit there and it look,and again, I I'm we don't mean
to be offensive I'm an advocatefor the trans community and an
ally, definitely so please don'ttake it as an offense, because
I'm like some president of theUnited States.
(35:47):
I know that there definitely aretrans people on this planet and
I think they actually belongand I want to make sure that you
know that I stand with you,stand for you and will always do
that.
But again, we all have oursexual preference and that's
just not for me right, becauseanything that's vaginal is not
(36:10):
for me right.
But they made me have a lookand it was just like on the
proviso that there was a giantcock coming towards me, because
I knew he wouldn't look if Itold him.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
The disappointment level was fucking real, so, yes,
I had this imaginary littlefist in my hand going, yay, fist
pumping, fist pumping.
I got him to have a look, gothim to have a look, and in the
meantime Matt was just horrified.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Yeah, so it was not good but anyway.
So we had a fun night thereanyway we did Would recommend,
if you're curious.
Or if you're in thatdenomination of people that want
to go and have.
Yeah, if you're a female andyou want to go and check it out,
or even a transition in person.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
It's definitely a good night for them, I suppose,
because it means that they don'tfeel like they're.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Yeah, because there was a big, there was a
representation of the transcommunity there, I mean in all
honesty, there was a coverage ofeverybody there.
Yeah, there was.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
There was definitely, but for us because we go there
for gay men, yeah, or straightmen that act gay, yes, or
whatever.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Straight men that have sex with men Anyway.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Let's go with that, just men, anyway.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Men that have sex with men, and generally men
right, men right um.
So no, not generally always forme, um, but yeah, so it's like.
So that wasn't for us,unfortunately, um.
Would we go there again?
Who knows, who knows?
Oh, no, it's miami this time.
Oh, she's puppy spamming us.
She's getting a new puppy onwednesday, a golden retriever,
and he's so cute, they're gonnacall it marshall they are gonna
(37:38):
call it all right, yeah, well,marshall or rufus, but she
doesn't want to call it Rufusbecause she knows that she'll
shorten the name to Rufy, whichis a date rape drug so she
decides it's not appropriate.
So Marshall will be probablywhat it's called in the end, and
that's what her little boywants to call it.
So that's right.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Yeah, so it'll happen , but yeah so we pretty much
came up at that point.
Yeah, we came up.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
We came home instead.
So, yeah, that was pretty muchThursday, wasn't it?
Thursday, was that?
Yeah, friday night we went to.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
We did more because it was a public holiday.
Well, it did not move.
No, it wasn't public, it wasday off.
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Yeah today's a public holiday and did more recording,
more moving and all that kindof stuff.
Then we went to the club as perusual on the Friday night, yeah
.
Then we met up with our regularfriends that are at the club
every week and that and did thatkind of stuff.
Then we also got chatting withanother friend who is a friend
(38:34):
of Mark Antony's and used toplay basketball with him and all
that kind of stuff.
But this was last night.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
This was.
This was last night we saw him.
That was Sunday.
Oh, so you're talking aboutFriday.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Friday night went to club, but that's nothing unusual
for us.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Saturday Matt was working.
I went and cleared some morestuff.
Sunday I was working.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Oh, yeah, saturday, saturday we went to the Pioneer
with Miami and Brittany andtheir family and Justin yeah,
because we'd been and Brittanyand their family and Justin and
their families.
That was good.
That was really nice, wasn't it?
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:04):
the food was really good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah it was reallygood.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
I had a lamb shank and it was really, really tasty.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
The schnitzels.
It also helps when you get agood discount, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (39:12):
well, because I'm part of the alh group, um, the
business I work for, um has isowning.
I don't know what they do, butanyway I get 40 off food
basically and then 20 off drinks, so it was a win-win.
So it was a really good night.
And um, and I tell you what,and it was bloody delicious like
, and the schnitzels, theschnitzels that a couple of
(39:33):
years had, like the 400 grandone I think they were all.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
There was probably about 12 different variations of
that.
Yeah, there was amazing yeah,I'm.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
I'm gonna have one of them next time because I'm just
gonna have a small one.
Yeah, obviously yeah, umgastric surgery is real.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
You still can't that's the only time I have
something small um, yeah, it'sgot to give it to me big no, I
can't handle a massive dick.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Yeah, you can?
Speaker 2 (39:54):
no, I've fucking seen you.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Don't lie to me I cannot have a massive I've
fucking, I've seen, I've tried,but then I can't do it.
So, yeah, um, fuck you.
Um, I'm a whore, but I'm not aloose whore.
So so we did that, um, and thenwe yeah, we had there.
We had a really nice night inMiami.
(40:15):
Sorry, no, brittany and Justincame back with their child and
had a look at the house and wewere like blown away by how much
we've actually achieved inliterally a day.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Well, we have done well.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Yeah, even in that one day, because she was here
the day before helping and thenit was like literally one day.
I don't know where she's gone.
She's probably gone to the bed.
Okay, probably had enough of uswell behaved.
Chanel's gone to the bed, um,but yeah, um, um, but yeah.
So we did that, yeah, and thenwe continued moving um.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Continue moving again .
Continued moving until today,where we are today today where
we are and then on.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Sunday.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Sunday, yeah, sunday, we went to the club.
We went to the club, yeah, andthat's when, this is when you
met up with.
Well, we met up with bothpeople, didn't we?
Speaker 1 (41:03):
we met up with our normal friends Lynette and Russ.
They go there all the time.
I'm not going to mention namesof the other people.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Obviously, we're going to talk about Jon and bron
, because they're the ones thatinspire the podcast later on.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
Yeah, but but then we did meet up with another guy as
well, who's a friend of thegirl well yeah, a friend of mark
anthony and he's a basketballplayer, but also his raffle
queen's um friend as well.
Yeah, um, and he's very flirty.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
He's a lovely guy, he's a handsome guy.
I want to blow him so bad.
Oh yeah, fucking hell.
He was coming on as in likeeither teasing us or he was just
like having a fight, I don'tknow whether he's keen, I think
he is keen.
Well, we're fine.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
I think every man's keen.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
Oh, I do.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
Dave definitely thinks every man's keen.
I do Dave knows every man'sgame.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
Well it's not just that.
I think everybody in life, youknow, has this bi curiosity in
them.
And I don't know.
And I've always said that Ithink bisexuality is the biggest
sexual denomination of all ofthe categories.
Okay, yeah, I do believe thatand where you are on the
spectrum is where everyone's on,yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Where we are on the scale yeah, exactly that's right
.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
So wherever you are on that line and wherever you
push your boundaries will bedetermining where you fit in
like robin thick says blurredlines exactly right, and I love
it when people expressthemselves to the point where
they are open to it but they'renot hiding behind it.
If that makes sense, yeah, andit's fun and it's great, yeah
but he was.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
He's a sexy fucker as well.
He was standing next to me.
I put my hand straight up hisshort and grabbed a bit of balls
and I was like, oh, hello, I'mlike, oh, how are they feeling?
Speaker 2 (42:32):
And he's like, how the fuck?
Speaker 1 (42:33):
did you get up there that quick?
And I'm like man, I'm like arat up a drainpipe.
I don't know how I've had myhand around a few balls before I
know exactly how he's here.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
He wasn't offended by it.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
No otherwise if I thought he would be offended by
it.
I don't just go and grab randomguys in the dick.
Oh, an update.
And what we did do is I washaving to slap on the pokies,
right, and I hear this voicebehind me saying hey buddy, you
winning.
And I turned around because Iwas and I would turn around and
(43:02):
go yeah, I am.
And then I looked over myshoulder and it was that guy
from.
If you listened to a previousepisode, you heard how a guy
said fucking poofeders to one ofour friends, right, Well, it
was him.
And I went.
Oh, I went, oh, no, no, no, youdon't get to talk to me, mate.
He went what what I said?
Uh, really, I said you don'tget to use that kind of language
(43:23):
, fucking poofters.
And then try and have aconversation with me.
I didn't mean it like that.
He said.
I said well, I don't care howyou meant it, you're not my
friend, you don't know me, youdefinitely do not get to use
that kind of language.
And he tried to sort of whizzleout and say but I know gay
people.
And I went well, no, no, Idon't care, you don't get to
(43:44):
whittle out of it, get away,walk away from me now, before
you regret it.
And so he did walk away.
So there's some resolution tothat.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
So, um, stand up to your bullies and it was
something that was reallygetting to your oh it was.
It was grinding my gearsbecause I needed to have a
conversation he would, more hewould, he would target you more
than me anyway, in terms of like, want to talk want to talk to
me I had already sort of likepushed him away in terms of
didn't want to know him becauseI didn't like his vibe anyway.
So for me it was like fuck off,I'm not interested in talking to
you because you're a fuckingweirdo.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
Dicko in there Dicko in there.
So that wrapped that up as well.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
So that was really good, so it's been quite a
win-win situation for everythinghasn't it?
Speaker 1 (44:20):
And then Sunday night we got to chat with Bron and
John for a long time, likeliterally towards the end of the
night, when we were probablyready to go.
But then I seen them, so Iyelled out, and next minute, two
hours later, we're stillsitting around chatting.
But it's fun, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (44:37):
and we were laughing and having so much fun and they
are such good people they arefun.
Beautiful people as well,amazing people but they have got
so many questions that theywant to answer and they're
coming on.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
But be prepared, that's going to be a fucking
four-part podcast, because Itell you what because john has
got.
No, but just because we alsobanter.
So much and we just don't shutup.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Well, I've still got this toe sucking competition
with them as well which I knowthat Bron is not interested in
or looks at me and sort of saysno, no, but maybe.
Look, I've just got to put themout of their misery and give
them a toe job.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
So they can actually appreciate what a toe job is
really like.
It's horrible.
I don't like them.
My toes are curling now.
As long as the feet are clean,it's fine.
I love it.
Yeah, I know you do.
You're weirdo.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
But we're also going to be going to our local church,
which is Arrows.
Yeah, and we're going to scoutout on Saturday night because
they want to come along to anall-inclusive.
Yeah, they want to have a look.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
Because we talk about church quite a lot on here.
There's quite a few of ourfriends that are actually
interested in going and seeing.
Now.
They don't necessarily want topartake in anything, but they
want to experience what it'slike firsthand.
It's inclusiveness.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
Again, it's inclusiveness because it's out
of their boundaries.
We've been because we gravitatetowards that.
So I think but arrows is one ofthese ones that they only have
one gay night, almost a sunday.
All the other nights are gearedup towards the heterosexual,
trans, everybody else, allinclusive sort of thing.
So you know, they cater foreverybody, which is good in a
lot of ways.
You know um, but saturday nightapparently is the night to go
(46:14):
um, just because they cover alot of aspects of, like, all
denominations.
They have a striptease showgoing on or a show so we'll
probably we'll do a bit of reconfirst because we want to make
sure that they're comfortablewhen they go there so we're not
giving them false information.
Yeah, because, like you said,we've only got information from
what we know and what we knowthe premises so we know what
it's like.
But trying to describe to themwhat it's like is like really
(46:37):
hard, because it's like youcan't.
Unless you go there and see itfor yourself.
Yeah, you won't understand whatwe're talking about, you know?
Yeah, so we're going to do abit of wrecking for them.
Yeah, and once we know enoughand we're comfortable taking
them along, then we're going togo and take them along and go.
We'll do a field trip and Ithink it'll be great.
We'll do a field trip.
We'll take the podcast stufffrom the microphones with us.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
You're not allowed to record.
Downstairs you can, downstairsyou can.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
Yeah, we're sitting down talking in the in the in
the bar area you can do yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
Yeah, it depends on how low.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
No, but we can just do segments where we can just
ask them what they what theirfirst feelings are what do they
think it is?
You know, yeah, we can do thatpart, because the same is coming
back here, because we'regetting it as raw as it can be.
Speaker 1 (47:18):
Yeah, well, I like it raw.
Play on water, I like it raw.
But yeah, yeah, anything else.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
No, really, I think it's just been a busy week.
I'm so tired, I'm fucked, I'vegot to go home because I haven
with yeah yeah.
So I've got to catch up withsome renovation stuff.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
And I've got an early start tomorrow, so that's going
to be fun.
Speaker 2 (47:40):
But yeah, I'm going to probably head off shortly.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
But yeah, all right, so that's been another big week
for us.
So thank you for listening andwe love you and we appreciate
you and I look forward to morehappy podcasting from your new
house we appreciate you and Ilook forward to more happy
podcasting from your new house.
Adventure from the new house.
Yeah, All right, I'm Matt, I'mDave, and love you all.
Love you and see you later.
Bye, that's a wrap from us.
(48:05):
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Speaker 2 (00:19):
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Speaker 1 (00:57):
Fully Grown Homos.
With Dave and Matt on today'sshow Boy, oh boy.
Have we got a lot to cover off,haven't we, Dave?
Cover off is another word.
Well, undercover off, gettingoff what?
No, I didn't say that we didall of the above.
We did all of the above, sowe've had a busy couple of weeks
.
I think it's been a couple ofweeks since we've been at you
last.
(01:17):
Yeah, we had a really busy,really enjoyable couple of weeks
.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
So we um, well, we do , yeah, we've done fucking lots.
Well, we'll start off with notlast week, the week before, yeah
, and we went to a birthdayparty we went to a friend's my
best friend's husband um 50thbirthday party.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
You know them as um cleopatra and mark anthony um,
we know there's somethingdifferent, obviously, because we
use pseudonyms and they alsoknow who they are.
Went to a 50th birthday partyand absolutely awesome night,
fantastic night, great to catchup with friends like Amber and
Helen and Vanessa and otherpeople we caught up with as well
(02:03):
.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Lots and lots and lots of people, people I've
never met before, but I got toknow them quite quickly.
One guy in particular that you,or all of us, took a
gravitation.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
This is 6 foot 4 or maybe 6 foot 5 he's still
basketball playing yeahbasketball player.
He's handsome as fuck.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
We love his name and we had.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Mark.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah, mark, that's not Mark Anthony, though no,
that's not Mark Anthonyony,though no, that's not Mark
Antony.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
There's another Mark, this guy, but a really handsome
guy, really nice guy.
As soon as he walked out thedoor, Hela went foof and Vanessa
went foof, and it was just likeyeah, the battle is on.
He looked a bit like.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Murray Bartlett.
Yeah, if you've never watchedWhite Lotus then you'll know who
Murray Bartlett is.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
If you don't know who Murray Bartlett is, go and
Google him, because it's worththe fucking search, that's for
sure.
Yeah, definitely, but he wasquite a handsome man and very
striking.
He was very handsome, veryhandsome, and we all sort of
thought, oh hello.
But yeah, it turns out he wasmarried Fucking hell who knows
Lucky wife.
But that's all right.
No, he, he, he did make mentionthat.
Well, that doesn't reallymatter these days anyway.
(03:08):
So it was quite um when I wastalking about bjs and guys and
stuff like that and yep.
So it was like, oh, and don'ttease me like that, daddy, um,
you know a lot teasing this week.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Oh my god.
We'll talk about that later.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
We'll talk about lots of yeah, lots of straight men
fucking temptation.
I'll tell you what Damn but goback to the birthday.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
So the birthday was great, mark Antony.
It's okay, we've got to stopthe podcast Two seconds.
Mark's got a phone call comingthrough.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
All right so sorry.
I had an important call I hadto take then.
But yeah, so Mark Antony'sbirthday.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Talking of Mark Antony, I mean he looks
absolutely amazing.
Oh, he's a handsome man hereally is.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
He is a fucking good looking man To describe him is
like to me.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
He looks a lot like an A-list movie star from the 19
.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
And he's recently had his teeth done.
Yeah Right, but he's got such agreat jawline.
He's got such a great jawline.
He's always been a veryhandsome man, yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, right, undeniably there.
Um, but the he's just had histeeth done as well, um, and he
smiles a lot more than he usedto.
Yeah, and you probably don'tknow that because you didn't
really know him prior to meetingme.
Yeah, but he sort of he wasvery hesitant to smile where now
(04:21):
he is, you know when he?
you know, yeah, when you'reconscious conscious about your
teeth, but but he smiles andhe's like, and it's just, it's
really good to see him smile.
Yeah, um so, and he's, and he'slooking fit.
Um yeah, he's dropped somekilos and looking really fit.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
No, no, he looked, he's always looked good, yeah,
yeah, but he's just, you sitthere and you go holy fuck um.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I hope cleo's climbing that.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
But, like I said, he reminds me of the really
classical sort of like.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
A-list.
Yeah, he's got Harry Grant andstuff like that.
Yeah, correct the people withthat sort of Jimmy Dean sort of
look.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah, they're really amazingly good-looking.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah, yeah, and because of his height he could
actually model as well.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
But he's a fun person as well.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
But he's also a great guy and a great human, so and
and so is his wife and all hisfriends as well, and all his
friends as well.
They were great as well, but theparty itself now the catering
the brisket like was sensational.
I put so much food on my platebecause there was so much food
we discovered.
If you're from Australia andyou have an Audi, or even if
(05:28):
you're from a country thatdoesn't have an Audi, one of our
friends put it onto this dip.
It's a Persian feta dip, right,and I love Persian feta anyway,
but it's a Persian feta dip and, holy Christ, it was delicious
because Cleo had some there andit was just beautiful.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
She also brought a blue cheese from there as well.
I don't know what it was called.
Yeah, it was just an Aldi bluecheese.
I don't like blue cheese at all, but this one it was just a
very subtle flavour, but it wasjust enough.
It's yummy.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yeah, it was very, very, very more.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
It was very yummy and Amber got me eating all that.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Yes, she did so.
Yeah, now it's a slippery slopeto the deepest, darkest blue,
because blue is palatable, Iknow.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
But while we were at the party I mean, we had so many
conversations, we talked toeveryone, but we also sat in a
group with Amber, Vanessa, Helenand who else was there?
Courtney came back and forth,didn't she?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Yeah, Claire came back and forth as in.
And who else was there?
Oh, Courtney came back andforth, didn't she?
Yeah, Claire came back andforth.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
As in there was another personthere as well.
Yeah, so we talked to lots andlots of people throughout the
night as well, so it mingledthrough with everyone.
You were up there chatting withthe guy that a friend of that
yes.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Adam.
He's kept in contact with a lotof his school friends since he
was 12 yeah, yeah yeah, and Iwas amazed because a lot of
people don't do that, you know Imean, yeah, correct, but one of
his mates actually has abrewery, a micro brewery type
thing, and he actually inventeda couple of um pale ales and
lagers for adam's, you know, forthe birthday I suppose you know
(07:01):
I mean.
So you know yeah and it was justvery, very nice, to say the
least.
I mean, I got addicted towhatever what it was.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I can't remember what it was well, let's not go
addicted, because that soundsreally bad it sounds like you've
got a slippery side.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
You really enjoyed it .
Yeah, I did enjoy it because Iwas drinking far more than I
would normally yeah, because younormally only have like one,
two a night night and that's it.
But I was like, really hookedon this, you were smashing them
back.
It's so tasty.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yeah, but it was really good.
The food was fantastic, thecompany was amazing, obviously,
but like it was just, it wasjust.
I'm not going to say it, comeon say it.
Guess who has literally justsent a message through.
She wouldn't know that we'redoing this, she has no idea.
(07:48):
But Miami, I'm sorry, brittany,you, literally, you know how we
said that.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
You always manage the text when we do the podcast,
you can hear that come through,we're not denying this.
The time is.
I'll give you a timestamp.
The time is 1902.
Yep and it's also Monday, the9th of June, so there you go,
brittany, yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
So we have a group chat called our Hose Chat, and
we created it when we went onholidays for me, Dave, Miami and
Brittany and she's justresponded to a message that
Miami put in there probablyabout an hour ago.
So it's not like she's justcome out of the blue, but it's
just so funny, it's bizarre.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
She doesn't believe us, does she?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
No, she doesn't believe that she's the one that
only does it, she's literally.
She had a go at it didn't she?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
It's not me.
It's not me Every time I say it, but it is.
It's so freaking funny I loveit, I love it, it's almost like
she's in tune with when we'redoing the podcast.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
When we put our headphones on, she's like boom,
it's fangirling, it's awesome.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
So I hope you're smiling at this, brittany,
because this is just truedelight, because it's fucking
hysterical.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I've got the biggest smile.
It's about to start laughingvery loud.
Food was great, company wasgreat, but we had some really
good chats.
Now you got to know Amber on away deeper level than you've
ever done.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Yeah, and that was really engaging, I loved that
conversation Because you sat onthe couch with Amber for a good
quantity of the night,absolutely, and vice versa, and
I always thought she was anamazing woman anyway, but I hold
her even more in that level.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
More in that regard.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Yeah, because she has been through a lot in her life,
oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
But she is just so funny, she's just so gorgeous,
she's yeah, she's the fullpackage.
She's a wonderful human, she isand that's why I gravitated
towards her.
Um, well, I gravitated towardsher because back in my early in
2000, late 2008, yep, 2007, 2008, sometime a long time ago,
before even some of ourlisteners were born I did
(09:52):
amateur theatre back in the dayand I was on stage and I
couldn't remember this block oflines for the life of me.
So I carried my piece of paperup on stage and Amber called me
on it at the after party.
She said do you ever fuckingneed help learning lines?
Call me, I will help you.
And I went I like this girl, Ireally like this girl.
(10:13):
So, um, we hit it off fromthere and we've been like
friends ever since, and it's anamazing friends.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
But yeah, I had a great.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I had a great conversation with her,
definitely, and that was worthevery we always and and I love
chatting with Vanessa yeah,absolutely love it, because
again she's she's been through alot as well.
She's been through a shit tonSingle mum and just a beautiful
human, yeah, another beautifulhuman, yeah, and just got lots
to say, and just so intelligent,yeah, and just so emotionally
(10:43):
available, yeah, and she's doinga coaching business.
Now We'll get some details onthat coaching business and we'll
share that with our listenersbecause, again, anyone from
Sydney Because she's educationalbackground isn't she?
She's educational background butshe's doing coaching on trauma
coaching and things like thatwhich, look, they come into your
life people like trauma coachescome into your life at the
(11:05):
right time, they do and stufflike that.
So somebody out there listeningmight find oh hang on, I've
gone through some trauma and Ididn't know there was such a
thing as a trauma coach, butbecause of her past and stuff
like that, one day we'll get heron.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
She's done a couple of podcasts herself, so then we
had the other lady, which isanother likeful lady we got the
privilege to talk to, which isHelen, Helen, and Helen is a cat
.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Helen is amazing, like what a fucking boss bitch,
yeah she is.
She's a beautiful blonde, right, big boobies, right the whole
kit.
You look at her and you thinkwhat a gorgeous woman.
And then you have a chat withher and she's got brains.
She is the boss right now.
All of our friends have gotbrains, like miami no, sorry,
(11:55):
not miami yeah, um, um, what'slike cleo?
Cleo is like super intelligent,got like 97.8 in the tr and
highly, highly educated in theeducation field as well.
But Helen is a boss bitch,right.
So I don't know much aboutvaginas, but she comes from a
(12:15):
business background, but sheactually went through some stuff
herself, Yep, which inspiredher, which inspired her to
actually create a Product, aproduct, a postpartum kit for
women that have just had a baby.
Yep, because I'm guessingthat's what postpartum is.
Yeah, postpartum yeah Is whenyou had a baby and when you're
(12:36):
coming home from hospital.
So it's called happy cat rightnow, happy cat being a bit of a
playful thing on a vagina, catpussy, all that kind of stuff,
and the logo is it's actually alove heart very clever and it's
got like a I don't want to sayvagina, but I know I'm getting
(12:57):
that it's the labia lips, it's,it's, it's like the lips of a
vagina.
It looks like the shape of whata dumbass white gay man would
call a vag, like it looks like.
Looks like the shape of that,that oval like shape, the one
one that I don't want to look atbecause it makes me get yuck.
Um, all right, but it's a heart, and it's got that talk a bit
(13:17):
more on that later on, won't we?
oh, we will I'm gonna fuck itand I'll tell you all about
dave's cuntness, excuse me, butyeah, but the Happy Cat logo is
like the heart with the vaginathing inside shape inside, which
is so clever.
As soon as I seen it I wentthat's amazing, that is so
clever, you're so cheeky andnaughty, but that's going to
(13:39):
capture attention.
But she's done really well forherself, hasn't she?
Well, she's got this and she'sactually just had beyer come on
board.
Now, beyer are a hugepharmaceutical company company
and they've put theirbopanthanum and their elephant
something else in there as well.
I think we will find out forsure but if you want to actually
(14:00):
give her a follow on instagramand share the fuck out of it,
because it's something that Ithink a lot of people don't know
about.
You don't like when you'repacking a baby bag and stuff
like that and again, I've gotpeople in my life that have all
had babies they pack the babyclothes, they pack the this,
they pack the that, but thenthey don't pack something for
(14:21):
them.
And the happy cat box basicallyhas, like your underwear on it,
your pads.
I'm not sure what's in it, butyou can go and find out.
And her instagram is happy cat,but cat spelt with a k-a-t.
So h-a-p-p-y, k-a-t, dot a-u.
So if you go and follow that,give her a follow, look it up,
(14:43):
um, share it with your friends,um, it will be internationally,
around the world eventually.
Yeah, because it's freaking big.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
We're excited for her because she's waited a long
time for this.
She's put a lot of energy andmoney into it, yeah, so you know
she just is excelling in whatshe's doing.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Yeah as all our friends do?
Speaker 2 (15:01):
yeah, absolutely, but what I'm saying is I mean going
forward.
For her, this is a big, youknow opportunity this is big we
can only wish her all the bestfor it going forward yeah, and
she'll achieve, because, oh, shewill.
But she knows how to grind andyou know she held her ground
when she did all the interviews,for it didn't she.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
So you know she's gonna be a bit of tv work as
well, isn't she?
Speaker 2 (15:20):
because she's done tv work before, yes, has.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
She had some TVSN stuff happen before.
But she's actually going backon to, but this is her product.
So before she was actually abroker for a lot of companies
and things like that, which shestill does, yep, but this is
going to be her baby, so it'sreally exciting for her and for
us to see her excel.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
But the thing I want to mention here is when you sit
down and talk to these beautifulwomen and they're all together,
they have so much to give toother people and they do.
But what I was trying to getthem to do was to do a podcast
themselves or, um, go and dolike a you know a seminar where
they could all sit together on astage and ask questions or give
(16:00):
their take on things, because,boy, they've been through a lot
between them all.
They have been through so much,yeah, but they all rally around
each other.
They all support each other somuch but their wealth of
knowledge on the subject matterthat they've got is just so
immense.
It's so good I'd I'd love tohost an event with them to me
it'd be like watching sittingdown and watching like um loose
women or something like that,because they have got that
(16:22):
ability to what's Loose Women.
Okay, that sounds wrong, you'veseen Loose Women on TV.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
the TV show no I can't say I have.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Well, it's a TV show basically.
I think Whoopi Goldberg in theAmerican version is on it and a
few other hosts, and they justtalk about women's stuff or just
stuff in general.
I mean, it's a chit-chat show.
These four, including cleo,would be phenomenal in terms of
their, because they're superengaging and the thing is they
can make you laugh, they canmake you cry, they can make you
(16:48):
have all the emotions in theworld because they have got that
natural ability between themall to just give and give and
give.
Yeah, and they can turn on thesubject matter, whether it be
sexual or whether it would bejust deep heart thoughtfulness,
I mean to make it all right?
Yeah, I hope that we canconvince them to do it.
Well, we're going to get themon the podcast at some point
anyway.
Yeah, we will.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Especially now that we're in the new house.
So I picked up keys for the newplace because my landlord was
selling and I think I might havementioned that, and I was a bit
hesitant, a bit nervous,because I like stability, I'm
very regimented and I like whatI like and I need to have
(17:30):
stability in my life, otherwiseI get really anxious and then
other people suffer, which isreally bad because I don't want
to be around people.
Well, it's not just that.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
You've got the dogs as well.
You have people walking aroundthe house.
And then the uncertainty of youbeing at work, because now
you're working dogs as well.
Yeah, I've got my puppies.
You have people walking aroundthe house.
And then the uncertainty of youbeing at work, because now
you're working weekends as well,which is a downside to the way
things are at the moment.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
No, I'm actually happy with it.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
No, what I'm saying is in terms of you being there
to have open homes.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Yeah, to have open homes and stuff like that.
It would have been stressfulfor you, yeah, so.
So I picked up keys to the newplace on Tuesday Last week, last
week, and Dave basically gavethe keys to Dave straight away,
basically, and he started movingstuff over.
So big thank you to him becausehe helped an absolute.
Without him, I'd be broken.
So we're actually in the newplace now doing our first
(18:19):
podcast and we're going to setthis room up so that it is
actually more user-friendly tohave guests on as well.
So we've got a couple of littlered chairs Exciting times.
We're going to put the mics outand have it all there so that
anyone that comes over will go.
All right, actually, whileyou're here, sit down and let's
do a segment.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
We'll make it happen because in the past we've said
it and nobody's done anythingabout it.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Yeah, we keep saying, especially to a couple of our
friends, which we'll chat aboutagain soon, all right, and we
keep saying to them we want youon, we want you on, like, the
reason that this podcast ishappening is bloody because of
Jono, and we want Jono on thisfucking podcast.
We need it and we were chattingwith him at Bron last night.
(19:01):
Yeah, so, but.
And they said when are wegetting on this podcast?
And I said fucking goodquestion, how about we hurry up
and just get it together and doit?
But yeah, um, but.
So tuesday we picked up thekeys.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
No, tuesday tuesday sorry, moved in.
It's almost going to be a weektomorrow since you picked the
keys up and we're finally in,completely as in.
We've emptied the housecompletely, apart from just
cleaning it now, and there wasonly okay for outdoor plants.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
There was only really one and a half loads of outdoor
plants.
Yeah, but you're talkingfucking big, big-ass pots,
you're talking two trailers, ifanyone wants to buy a plant, or
any of my friends.
When you come over, you'retaking a plant home.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Oh look, this garden's got nothing in it, so
you've got plenty of space toplay in your space.
But yeah, um, but what?
About the indoor plants, thatwas even worse shut up I'll tell
you, I don't know how manytrips I had to do in the ute to
get your plants over here, butthey look great.
They look fantastic.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Yeah, and that's a good thing, miami came over
miami and britney came over umat different stages throughout
the move as well.
So so thank you very much toboth of those wonderful ladies
because they definitely helped alot as well.
Like Mayim, you basically justsaid, because she's got actual
ADHD.
I've only got self-diagnosedADHD, so I guess it kind of
(20:18):
doesn't count really, but I knowI definitely have it.
Oh yes, but she's got proper,really actually diagnosed and so
I was like she could actuallyorganise it, because I know it's
going to go exactly where mybrain thinks it's going to go.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
This is how true it is.
The minute we got to the newhouse, there's a big fuck off
tree on the driveway, okay, andshe saw it.
And then she had to go backhome to get her car to her
husband and then come back, okay, but she said I'm going to
fucking bit my fucking secateursand I'm going to fucking chop
that fucking tree down becauseit's fucking doing what it did
already.
Right and true to her word.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
She came back, she beat us back.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
We went back and then we met her back at the new
property and there she was withthe secateurs and the pruners
and she was fucking up the treebut it looks good, though it
looks amazing yeah my car's notgoing to get scratched at all
like it's so good.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
She's done a great job I'm just really glad she
didn't have a ladder, becausethat tree might be down by now
she.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Well, she filled your green bin up within fucking 10
minutes.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Yeah, within, yeah she's a workhorse, but um but
yeah, that's how adhd she isyeah.
And sort of, when she startedputting plants, she went the
plants look good there.
And I went Just go for it, justdo whatever you Because.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
I know.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
I know her brain is going to function the same way
mine does, yeah.
So therefore I just went Justdo it Right, because, yeah, not
everyone I would let unpack myhouse, I mean in all fairness,
the house is looking really good.
It's looking really good yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
I mean I've done a few things.
I'm moving things around onSaturday for you.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
I'll let you bed together I did the other bedroom
.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
So you've still got a few things to sort through,
which is a good thing anyway, aswell.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
So yeah, but lots of stuff there's, we got there.
It's getting there, it'sgetting there.
So congratulations, man, youneed a new movie.
Thank you.
Thursday we had a book signing.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Yes, thursday, see, this is how fucking busy we've
been.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
That's why I take notes, because otherwise we
wouldn't remember what we'vedone.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Well, you wouldn't.
My body remembers what I'vedone.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
I think I've got Alzheimer's as well, or
Asperger's one of those, anyway.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
So we knew this book, so we've been following a guy
called Rob Goddard.
Yeah, you put me under him.
I did so I've been followinghim for about two years.
He lives in Brisbane, he's aCanadian guy and he's just
literally published a book thathe'd written about himself.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Yeah, it's called Behind the Smile.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
But it's not just for him, it's actually for everyone
, it is.
So he's like a coach, he's alife coach, life coach here.
So, um, long story short.
Um, you know I've startedfollowing him, I've got matt
onto him and you know hepublished things on social media
, so I've got to know him fromthat side of things.
What just with a few thingshe's put on social media?
So I knew a bit about hisbackground, his story with his
parents you watched him on theamazing race as well.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Well, I've seen bits of him on the amazing race, so
he did that when he was youngerin canada.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Yeah, he's also been a model, which I can understand,
because he's fucking handsomehe's so handsome he really is.
At least he's a lot shorterthan I thought he was which is
really bizarre, because Ithought he was gonna be about
six like six foot tall he'sabout five foot eight, which is
average size.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Yeah, he is.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
But for me my interpretation of him was going
to be a lot taller.
Yeah, but oh my God, he just issuch a handsome.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
But he's every bit a big man.
Yeah, oh, absolutely, andthat's what I said there.
And when I looked at him Ithought to myself and he's fit
and stocky and sexy and justreally engaging.
So his book is called.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Behind the Smile, behind the Smile.
So definitely look it up.
It's number one in thebooksellers at the moment.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Yeah, he's getting some good pick up on it as well,
and it's actually about themasks we wear as gay men, and I
think he said there's aboutseven.
Oh no, now okay 16.
He said he had 16 or 17 masks,I think, or something like
anyway.
Okay, dave will read the book.
Yeah, I'll wait till it comesout on audiobook, because I
don't do the reading thing.
I'm just, I just can't.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
I can't read, I just anyway, it's going to be
fascinating anyway, becausethere's a lot of like, relative,
like aspects of the book thatcorrelate with everybody out
there, not just gay people, buteverybody, everyone, everyone
wears masks, you know, and hedoesn't.
He doesn't target his audienceto gay people he's everybody.
Yeah, he is for everyone yeah,and he, the way he comes across,
(24:26):
is just so engaging.
He's just got that beautifulpersonality, that beautiful
warmth about him.
But he can get a message acrossto you and tell you
everything's okay.
Well, even though, like he said, he was hurting inside.
He put on this fake smile toeverybody because he was in
disguise of his own.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
And this is where the whole concept came from yeah,
kind of smile, and the thing isthat I think every single person
in that room felt warmth fromhim.
Oh and he knows so many people,doesn't he?
Yeah, but they all felt warmthfrom him, which is a skill,
Because I know like I'm a verysocial person.
But if I'm in a room full ofpeople, not everyone's going to
(25:05):
feel it, because you just don'thave the ability and the time to
spread it to everyone.
So the poor bastard must havebeen exhausted afterwards.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
And this is only his secondbook launch, wasn't it Because
he'd done one in Melbourne?
Second or third, I don't know.
No, he's doing one in Brisbanenext.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
But, or third, I don't know.
No, he's doing one in Brisbanenext.
Yeah, but yeah, but yeah, gethold of Rob Goddard's Behind the
Smile or follow him on hissocials as well.
Everyone's socials are going tobe blowing up this week.
But, yeah, get him and get thebook on eReader.
You can get it, but you justcan't get an audio book yet.
He's going to start recordingit soon.
I said to him come on.
I said I'm waiting.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Um, we got ours off, was it heaven bright, event
bright, event bright no, thatwas the page that organized the
actual yeah, but didn't we buyit through them as well?
No, I can't remember.
Okay, anyway, we're fine.
We're fine.
Follow, find the links followhis links on.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Go to his instagram rob goddard.
Yeah, um really simple.
G-o-d-d-a-r-d that's good foryou to remember I know, all
right, I'm pretty good like thatand I hadn't even written that
down.
So there you go, it's onlybecause I typed it into friggin
audible so many times and Applebooks so many times to see if it
was there on audiobook yet andit's not.
But yeah, so, yeah, so that wasThursday early evening, nine
(26:16):
o'clock at night, didn't it?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
So we got there for about five had lunch, yeah had
dinner, had dinner, I should say, and then we then went to the
book signing, which is about athree-hour event, which is
awesome, yep.
And then we decided that wewere going to go to church.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Well, we thought about going to church right
afterwards, because I don't workFridays and we definitely
planned on moving stuff onFriday.
But we thought let's go tochurch.
And then we looked because, Isaid to Dave, got a funny
feeling it's a female night onThursday and he went, oh.
And so we looked on theirwebsite for Sydney Sauna and it
(26:55):
was an all-gendered night, itsaid.
So we thought, nah, we won't go.
But then we sat there and wethought why not?
Why not?
Let's go and check it outbecause, worst case scenario,
it'll be fodder for the podcast.
Absolutely, oh boy, oh boy, wasit?
Um, so it wasn't what I woulddeem a successful night.
(27:17):
Neither of us got to fuckingfinish our loads right, but we
did get to finish somebodyelse's.
Yeah, it's like this again.
Another really tall guy.
We've got a tall guy thinghappening at the moment, don't
we yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:28):
right, we got to blow him um and um there were some
good looking guys there thatwere there but we couldn't tell
whether they were gay straightby or anything, because it was
just one of those nights whereyou didn't have a clue what the
fuck was going on it was a bitconfusing, to say the least.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
There was four natural women there, four women
that were born women.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Yeah, as in natural, natural women yeah, sorry, um,
and then there was yeah, there'sa few people in there that were
obviously, obviouslytransitioning but there's, there
was one Asian trans woman ortrans-presenting woman and just
(28:07):
a bad wig, basically Wasn't agreat, couldn't look good,
wasn't great.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
unfortunately and not saying unfortunately because I
wouldn't be interested in itanyway, it's not what I am I had
you with the intention ofhopefully getting off with
somebody like that.
Yeah, dave tried to tell me.
I told him that we're going togo there and he's going to get
fucked by a woman with a dick,and he went no, you're going to
do it.
No, I'm not going to, because Idon't like girls at all.
(28:33):
You've at least been therebefore Lots of times.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
He wasn't a girl to start with, so yeah, but to
start with, so yeah, those wouldbe the same thing.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
So anyway, but let's not go down that path, because
we'll end up saying words thatwe shouldn't say.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
I'm going to watch you.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
yeah, and I don't want to be cancelled.
God knows we say enough othershit to be cancelled.
But yeah, so we were there andwe were wandering around and
there was four women.
There was two of them that werequite good-looking women.
Yeah, in their 30s yeah, andyour 30s sort of thing and stuff
like that, and they were prettyfit and all that kind of stuff.
And we went downstairs, wentfor a wander and we could hear
(29:08):
this Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ah.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
He does that so well, doesn't he?
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Ah, ah, ah.
It was like real porn stargetting banged because you do
right.
Why wouldn't you?
You want to go and find outwhat's happening right?
And one of the girls was in oneof the rooms.
I think both of the girls werein there.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
I think both of the girls were there, I think so I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
But I didn't look in because I didn't want to.
I think there was two girls inthe game and I couldn't, because
there was a fucking queue amile long out the door.
Now I don't know whether theywere lined up to fuck these
girls or lined up to watch, orwhat they were lined up for
right, but it was like, oh God,okay.
And so we sort of stood backand just watched a little bit to
(29:52):
think, well, maybe all theseguys are going to be jerking off
and we'll get to see some nicehot cock.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Are they gay, are they straight?
Are they bi it?
Speaker 1 (29:57):
was a very curious position to sort of be in.
So we sort of stood back alittle bit and watched to see
what was happening and youcouldn't see the women because
they were inside the actual room.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
And then we gave up and walked off.
And as we walked off, two otherguys came around the corner and
they what did they say?
Speaker 1 (30:14):
One guy went oh no, not for me.
He said oh, fuck that.
I'm not interested in that?
Fuck that, not for me.
And he's like done a like,literally a 360, and ran.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
And it was very funny .
It was just like okay.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
So yeah, and I'm of the same mindset, so I get that.
I'm just not into the vagina.
Yeah, it's not, for me it's not.
Yeah, some people like bluecheese, some people don't, but
you know so we carried on ourusual walking around A little
escapade, and then because itwasn't sort of gravitating
downstairs.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
we thought we'd come upstairs and we'd already done
the steam room, we'd alreadydone the sauna, and it was just
boring.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
There wasn't much happening.
Right, it was a Thursday nightshopping.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
People were there, but it just wasn't engaging like
it normally is.
So we jumped in the spa becauseit was just like the most
convenient thing to do Now.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
there was two other guys in the spa.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Only one was in.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
And then another one got in, Okay, yeah, and he
looked to paint a picture.
He looked like that guy fromHarry Potter, the Gandalf or the
old wizard Dumbledore.
Yeah, that's the one To me.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
He looked like someone that had come off the
street Right.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Or a homeless guy.
Yeah, he looked like he had.
He was a very, very, very thin,like emaciated type thing.
Yeah, right, and probably about75, probably.
He had a big long beard, right,but he just unkept hair, unkept
everything, yeah, and he wasn'tan attractive man like, and
bless him for being there.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Yeah, right, I mean he could have just been going in
there for a shower, you knowyeah, but he was in this.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
He jumped into the spa while we're there, but there
was also another person in thespa.
There was another person, yeahand and I'm saying person for a
reason you'll find out soon um,there was a person in the spa
and they were male, presentingfrom where I could see, and me
right, I was good, yeah, and itwasn't an attractive person at
all.
They were a male yeah they werea man, they're a man.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Yeah, they're a male presenting yep, right, so they
were.
They were in the corner and youknow, just on their own, just
doing their own thing, yep.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
And now there was a big what in the spa?
At the back of the spa there'sa big TV right and they always
play porn.
Right Now on tonight, becauseit was an all-gender night, they
were playing trans porn.
So now me and Dave had a littletiff around this one.
There was a man with a reallybig cock and then there was a
(32:37):
younger guy, right.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Who was?
Speaker 1 (32:41):
very handsome, yep.
But then when they strippeddown they had a vagina.
Now I said this was a female tomale trans, right, and that's
got the original vagina that itwas born with, right, but had
had breast surgery because Icould see the scar.
But Dave for the life of himcouldn't see where the scar was.
(33:03):
But we're not going to get intothat because we all know that
I'm right, he's wrong anyway, uh, so, anyway.
So, because I could see thevagina on the screen, I was
looking away because I don'tlike them.
I think we've established thatalready.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Well, I was watching, he was watching, right anyway,
this male that was sitting inthe spa so matt's facing me, I'm
facing the direction of the tvwhere the other guy was sitting,
and so we're having a talk andmatt's just talking in my ear as
he does blah, blah, blah, blah,blah.
And then, um, this guy got outof the pool at the spa to go and
(33:38):
get a drink.
So he got out the spa and justgot out and and I turned and I
said to him.
Oh my god, mate, you should seethe size of his cock, right?
It's huge, right?
So?
Speaker 1 (33:48):
again, this guy wasn't attractive to me in any
way shape or form, right.
But if somebody says you shouldsee the size of his cock, guess
what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna try and see the sizeof his cock, because I love cock
.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
That I do love all right, I love it.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
All shapes, sizes, ages, not all ages.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
So we carried on talking and this guy went and
got a drink and then heeventually came back.
As he was getting back into thepool I said, matt, quick, quick
, quick, have a look, have alook.
So I've had a look.
I might just stood there withhis mouth open and go what the
fuck what have you done?
Speaker 1 (34:22):
why did you make me look at that?
So again, not meaning to causeany offence to anyone, but this
person, I think again, was afemale to male trans person,
right?
But no, no, no, it couldn'thave been because the vagina was
(34:43):
messy, right?
Well, that's what I'm saying.
No, no, any trans person andI've met, slash, spoken to a lot
more trans people than you,right, and I can say that with
fact Right, and any trans personis going to have a designer
vagina and have one put on.
They're going to have a nicelittle, neat, fucking tidy one
(35:05):
packaged and they're going tokeep it in good condition, right
, this thing looked like afucking broken possum, right,
and it was hairy and it wasmanky and it looked fucking like
somebody had fisted it fucking17 times a day.
It was not a good one rightthis point.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Matt was grabbing all of my legs, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
I said I'm going to fucking kill you.
I said you are what that personhas between their legs.
I can't, but it was just not.
I can't sit there and it look,and again, I I'm we don't mean
to be offensive I'm an advocatefor the trans community and an
ally, definitely so please don'ttake it as an offense, because
I'm like some president of theUnited States.
(35:47):
I know that there definitely aretrans people on this planet and
I think they actually belongand I want to make sure that you
know that I stand with you,stand for you and will always do
that.
But again, we all have oursexual preference and that's
just not for me right, becauseanything that's vaginal is not
(36:10):
for me right.
But they made me have a lookand it was just like on the
proviso that there was a giantcock coming towards me, because
I knew he wouldn't look if Itold him.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
The disappointment level was fucking real, so, yes,
I had this imaginary littlefist in my hand going, yay, fist
pumping, fist pumping.
I got him to have a look, gothim to have a look, and in the
meantime Matt was just horrified.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Yeah, so it was not good but anyway.
So we had a fun night thereanyway we did Would recommend,
if you're curious.
Or if you're in thatdenomination of people that want
to go and have.
Yeah, if you're a female andyou want to go and check it out,
or even a transition in person.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
It's definitely a good night for them, I suppose,
because it means that they don'tfeel like they're.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Yeah, because there was a big, there was a
representation of the transcommunity there, I mean in all
honesty, there was a coverage ofeverybody there.
Yeah, there was.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
There was definitely, but for us because we go there
for gay men, yeah, or straightmen that act gay, yes, or
whatever.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Straight men that have sex with men Anyway.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Let's go with that, just men, anyway.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Men that have sex with men, and generally men
right, men right um.
So no, not generally always forme, um, but yeah, so it's like.
So that wasn't for us,unfortunately, um.
Would we go there again?
Who knows, who knows?
Oh, no, it's miami this time.
Oh, she's puppy spamming us.
She's getting a new puppy onwednesday, a golden retriever,
and he's so cute, they're gonnacall it marshall they are gonna
(37:38):
call it all right, yeah, well,marshall or rufus, but she
doesn't want to call it Rufusbecause she knows that she'll
shorten the name to Rufy, whichis a date rape drug so she
decides it's not appropriate.
So Marshall will be probablywhat it's called in the end, and
that's what her little boywants to call it.
So that's right.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Yeah, so it'll happen , but yeah so we pretty much
came up at that point.
Yeah, we came up.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
We came home instead.
So, yeah, that was pretty muchThursday, wasn't it?
Thursday, was that?
Yeah, friday night we went to.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
We did more because it was a public holiday.
Well, it did not move.
No, it wasn't public, it wasday off.
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Yeah today's a public holiday and did more recording,
more moving and all that kindof stuff.
Then we went to the club as perusual on the Friday night, yeah
.
Then we met up with our regularfriends that are at the club
every week and that and did thatkind of stuff.
Then we also got chatting withanother friend who is a friend
(38:34):
of Mark Antony's and used toplay basketball with him and all
that kind of stuff.
But this was last night.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
This was.
This was last night we saw him.
That was Sunday.
Oh, so you're talking aboutFriday.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Friday night went to club, but that's nothing unusual
for us.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Saturday Matt was working.
I went and cleared some morestuff.
Sunday I was working.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Oh, yeah, saturday, saturday we went to the Pioneer
with Miami and Brittany andtheir family and Justin yeah,
because we'd been and Brittanyand their family and Justin and
their families.
That was good.
That was really nice, wasn't it?
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:04):
the food was really good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah it was reallygood.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
I had a lamb shank and it was really, really tasty.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
The schnitzels.
It also helps when you get agood discount, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (39:12):
well, because I'm part of the alh group, um, the
business I work for, um has isowning.
I don't know what they do, butanyway I get 40 off food
basically and then 20 off drinks, so it was a win-win.
So it was a really good night.
And um, and I tell you what,and it was bloody delicious like
, and the schnitzels, theschnitzels that a couple of
(39:33):
years had, like the 400 grandone I think they were all.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
There was probably about 12 different variations of
that.
Yeah, there was amazing yeah,I'm.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
I'm gonna have one of them next time because I'm just
gonna have a small one.
Yeah, obviously yeah, umgastric surgery is real.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
You still can't that's the only time I have
something small um, yeah, it'sgot to give it to me big no, I
can't handle a massive dick.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Yeah, you can?
Speaker 2 (39:54):
no, I've fucking seen you.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Don't lie to me I cannot have a massive I've
fucking, I've seen, I've tried,but then I can't do it.
So, yeah, um, fuck you.
Um, I'm a whore, but I'm not aloose whore.
So so we did that, um, and thenwe yeah, we had there.
We had a really nice night inMiami.
(40:15):
Sorry, no, brittany and Justincame back with their child and
had a look at the house and wewere like blown away by how much
we've actually achieved inliterally a day.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Well, we have done well.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Yeah, even in that one day, because she was here
the day before helping and thenit was like literally one day.
I don't know where she's gone.
She's probably gone to the bed.
Okay, probably had enough of uswell behaved.
Chanel's gone to the bed, um,but yeah, um, um, but yeah.
So we did that, yeah, and thenwe continued moving um.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Continue moving again .
Continued moving until today,where we are today today where
we are and then on.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Sunday.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Sunday, yeah, sunday, we went to the club.
We went to the club, yeah, andthat's when, this is when you
met up with.
Well, we met up with bothpeople, didn't we?
Speaker 1 (41:03):
we met up with our normal friends Lynette and Russ.
They go there all the time.
I'm not going to mention namesof the other people.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Obviously, we're going to talk about Jon and bron
, because they're the ones thatinspire the podcast later on.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
Yeah, but but then we did meet up with another guy as
well, who's a friend of thegirl well yeah, a friend of mark
anthony and he's a basketballplayer, but also his raffle
queen's um friend as well.
Yeah, um, and he's very flirty.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
He's a lovely guy, he's a handsome guy.
I want to blow him so bad.
Oh yeah, fucking hell.
He was coming on as in likeeither teasing us or he was just
like having a fight, I don'tknow whether he's keen, I think
he is keen.
Well, we're fine.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
I think every man's keen.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
Oh, I do.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
Dave definitely thinks every man's keen.
I do Dave knows every man'sgame.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
Well it's not just that.
I think everybody in life, youknow, has this bi curiosity in
them.
And I don't know.
And I've always said that Ithink bisexuality is the biggest
sexual denomination of all ofthe categories.
Okay, yeah, I do believe thatand where you are on the
spectrum is where everyone's on,yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Where we are on the scale yeah, exactly that's right
.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
So wherever you are on that line and wherever you
push your boundaries will bedetermining where you fit in
like robin thick says blurredlines exactly right, and I love
it when people expressthemselves to the point where
they are open to it but they'renot hiding behind it.
If that makes sense, yeah, andit's fun and it's great, yeah
but he was.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
He's a sexy fucker as well.
He was standing next to me.
I put my hand straight up hisshort and grabbed a bit of balls
and I was like, oh, hello, I'mlike, oh, how are they feeling?
Speaker 2 (42:32):
And he's like, how the fuck?
Speaker 1 (42:33):
did you get up there that quick?
And I'm like man, I'm like arat up a drainpipe.
I don't know how I've had myhand around a few balls before I
know exactly how he's here.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
He wasn't offended by it.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
No otherwise if I thought he would be offended by
it.
I don't just go and grab randomguys in the dick.
Oh, an update.
And what we did do is I washaving to slap on the pokies,
right, and I hear this voicebehind me saying hey buddy, you
winning.
And I turned around because Iwas and I would turn around and
(43:02):
go yeah, I am.
And then I looked over myshoulder and it was that guy
from.
If you listened to a previousepisode, you heard how a guy
said fucking poofeders to one ofour friends, right, Well, it
was him.
And I went.
Oh, I went, oh, no, no, no, youdon't get to talk to me, mate.
He went what what I said?
Uh, really, I said you don'tget to use that kind of language
(43:23):
, fucking poofters.
And then try and have aconversation with me.
I didn't mean it like that.
He said.
I said well, I don't care howyou meant it, you're not my
friend, you don't know me, youdefinitely do not get to use
that kind of language.
And he tried to sort of whizzleout and say but I know gay
people.
And I went well, no, no, Idon't care, you don't get to
(43:44):
whittle out of it, get away,walk away from me now, before
you regret it.
And so he did walk away.
So there's some resolution tothat.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
So, um, stand up to your bullies and it was
something that was reallygetting to your oh it was.
It was grinding my gearsbecause I needed to have a
conversation he would, more hewould, he would target you more
than me anyway, in terms of like, want to talk want to talk to
me I had already sort of likepushed him away in terms of
didn't want to know him becauseI didn't like his vibe anyway.
So for me it was like fuck off,I'm not interested in talking to
you because you're a fuckingweirdo.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
Dicko in there Dicko in there.
So that wrapped that up as well.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
So that was really good, so it's been quite a
win-win situation for everythinghasn't it?
Speaker 1 (44:20):
And then Sunday night we got to chat with Bron and
John for a long time, likeliterally towards the end of the
night, when we were probablyready to go.
But then I seen them, so Iyelled out, and next minute, two
hours later, we're stillsitting around chatting.
But it's fun, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (44:37):
and we were laughing and having so much fun and they
are such good people they arefun.
Beautiful people as well,amazing people but they have got
so many questions that theywant to answer and they're
coming on.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
But be prepared, that's going to be a fucking
four-part podcast, because Itell you what because john has
got.
No, but just because we alsobanter.
So much and we just don't shutup.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Well, I've still got this toe sucking competition
with them as well which I knowthat Bron is not interested in
or looks at me and sort of saysno, no, but maybe.
Look, I've just got to put themout of their misery and give
them a toe job.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
So they can actually appreciate what a toe job is
really like.
It's horrible.
I don't like them.
My toes are curling now.
As long as the feet are clean,it's fine.
I love it.
Yeah, I know you do.
You're weirdo.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
But we're also going to be going to our local church,
which is Arrows.
Yeah, and we're going to scoutout on Saturday night because
they want to come along to anall-inclusive.
Yeah, they want to have a look.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
Because we talk about church quite a lot on here.
There's quite a few of ourfriends that are actually
interested in going and seeing.
Now.
They don't necessarily want topartake in anything, but they
want to experience what it'slike firsthand.
It's inclusiveness.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
Again, it's inclusiveness because it's out
of their boundaries.
We've been because we gravitatetowards that.
So I think but arrows is one ofthese ones that they only have
one gay night, almost a sunday.
All the other nights are gearedup towards the heterosexual,
trans, everybody else, allinclusive sort of thing.
So you know, they cater foreverybody, which is good in a
lot of ways.
You know um, but saturday nightapparently is the night to go
(46:14):
um, just because they cover alot of aspects of, like, all
denominations.
They have a striptease showgoing on or a show so we'll
probably we'll do a bit of reconfirst because we want to make
sure that they're comfortablewhen they go there so we're not
giving them false information.
Yeah, because, like you said,we've only got information from
what we know and what we knowthe premises so we know what
it's like.
But trying to describe to themwhat it's like is like really
(46:37):
hard, because it's like youcan't.
Unless you go there and see itfor yourself.
Yeah, you won't understand whatwe're talking about, you know?
Yeah, so we're going to do abit of wrecking for them.
Yeah, and once we know enoughand we're comfortable taking
them along, then we're going togo and take them along and go.
We'll do a field trip and Ithink it'll be great.
We'll do a field trip.
We'll take the podcast stufffrom the microphones with us.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
You're not allowed to record.
Downstairs you can, downstairsyou can.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
Yeah, we're sitting down talking in the in the in
the bar area you can do yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
Yeah, it depends on how low.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
No, but we can just do segments where we can just
ask them what they what theirfirst feelings are what do they
think it is?
You know, yeah, we can do thatpart, because the same is coming
back here, because we'regetting it as raw as it can be.
Speaker 1 (47:18):
Yeah, well, I like it raw.
Play on water, I like it raw.
But yeah, yeah, anything else.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
No, really, I think it's just been a busy week.
I'm so tired, I'm fucked, I'vegot to go home because I haven
with yeah yeah.
So I've got to catch up withsome renovation stuff.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
And I've got an early start tomorrow, so that's going
to be fun.
Speaker 2 (47:40):
But yeah, I'm going to probably head off shortly.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
But yeah, all right, so that's been another big week
for us.
So thank you for listening andwe love you and we appreciate
you and I look forward to morehappy podcasting from your new
house we appreciate you and Ilook forward to more happy
podcasting from your new house.
Adventure from the new house.
Yeah, All right, I'm Matt, I'mDave, and love you all.
Love you and see you later.
Bye, that's a wrap from us.
(48:05):
We've been your Fully GrownHomos and we look forward to
opening your mind, your ears andyour curiosities.
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