Ep. 67 Jade Was Stabbed In The Butt | OAKS PARK DISASTER

Hey Chaotic Besties!

We have to start this description with a warning and apology🤷‍♀️😅… There was a super embarrassing error made on Kali’s part🤭😅with the audio; so this means the audio was recorded on the phone rather tha through our normal microphones. While extremely embarrassing, I will say it is very on brand for us 😅! What are you gonna do😂. So so sorry, I hope you can forgive us🙃💋!

This week is brought to you by the letter, O, and it’s Kali’s individual topic! Kali tells us the horrifyingly thrilling story of an incident that happened in Portland, Oregon’s local amusement park called, Oaks Park. The ride, called the AtmosFEAR, that swings and spins you upside down, got stuck UPSIDE DOWN for 30 minutes! You will hear all the insane details from Kali and the best commentary from you other chaotic queens, Dev & Jade!✨

Let’s pray to the chaotic gods this audio shit never happens again😅! Have a great chaotic week besties!

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