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October 7, 2024 100 mins

**Trigger Warning** this episode has a moment of talking about suicide and we always encourage our listeners to prioritize yourself first. The moment is between the time 50:50 to 55:10. Please skip if you need to🖤.

Happy Chaotic Monday Besties✨!

This week’s episode is brought to you by the letter X for our group topic! Now obviously excuses doesn’t start with an X, but damn this is a hard letter and so we are using it as an excuse to use words that sound like they start with X! Does that make any sense?!🤷‍♀️cool great🙃💋!

Kali tells us the many different definitions of excuses and dives deep into the difference between using an excuse and a reason for something. Along with a personal story of how a pile of excuses affected an important moment😅. Dev brings the best of the episode by talking about the best excuses used from Reddit. Excuses to get out of work, school, relationships, and everyday shenanigans!😂

Have an Amazing Rest of Your Chaotic Week Besties!

🩷🩵💚


Source:

20 Excuses Most People Make That Stop Them From Reaching Their Dreams

- https://www.lifehack.org/articles/communication/20-excuses-most-people-make-that-stop-them-from-reaching-their-dreams.html

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