Ep. 80 Cross Your Fingers, Toes, & Vaginas | 2025 ZODIAC PREDICTIONS (Part One) S4E2

Good Chaotic Monday Babes✨

As promised, this episode is the first part of the 2025 year predictions of the zodiac🖤. So that we don’t have a 2 hour long episode we decided to split them in 6 signs in two separate episodes. If you don’t hear your zodiac sign on this episode, be sure to check back in for part two!✨

We start these predictions with the 3 signs of our hosts (Aries, Capricorn, & Taurus) and the 3 sister signs of those (Libra, Cancer, & Scorpio). We want to encourage everyone to take these predictions with not as much seriousness as to elicit anxiety or sense of failure. These are predictions and tho we think astrology can be powerful, it is not something that can determine your future, because you’re own strength and internal knowledge of yourself can do that💋! But also let them feed your soul✨.

Next time we will be back to talk about the 2025 predictions for the remaining 6 zodiac signs!

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2025 Zodiac Predictions:  https://www.astroyogi.com/horoscope-2025 

 

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