Functionally Literate

Functionally Literate

It's a book club! Join Ryan and his friends every other Tuesday as they chat about books (and also tell you all about things they aren't sponsored by). From Mythology and Swords & Sorcery to Urban Fantasy or History, this book club is all about having a good time while exploring diverse literary genres. Currently, the club is making its way through: 14, by Peter Clines

Episodes

December 9, 2025 57 mins

(5/7; Ch 13-15) How dare Basil try to help me! How dare he be good and nice and try to pray with me. Does he even know me?


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Produced, directed, recorded and edited by: Ryan Carter

Hosted by: Ryan Carter & Jackie Eckert

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(4/7; Chapters 10-12) Vampirism, Kink, Catholicism, oh my!


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Produced, directed, recorded and edited by: Ryan Carter

Hosted by: Ryan Carter & Jackie Eckert

Theme music by Jake Weller. Listen to Jake's album, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Wasting Time⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

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November 11, 2025 74 mins

(3/7; Ch 7-9) Dorian breaks bad. He discovers he likes it.


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Produced, directed, recorded and edited by: Ryan Carter

Hosted by: Ryan Carter & Jackie Eckert

Theme music by Jake Weller. Listen to Jake's album, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Wasting Time⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.

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(2/7; Ch 4-6) Look, I told Harry I was getting married before you because I was already at dinner with Harry. You finding out this way was just easier.

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(1/7; Chapters 1-3) "Live the wonderful life that is in you!
Let nothing be lost upon you. Be always searching for
new sensations. Be afraid of nothing. . . . A new Hedonism--
that is what our century wants."


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September 30, 2025 87 mins

(3/3; Chapters 4 & 5) One must be serious about something, if one wants to have any amusement in life. What on earth Roland is serious about, I haven't got the remotest idea. About everything, I should fancy. The Gunslinger has such a trivial nature.


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(2/3; Chapters 2 & 3) The Gunslinger discovers a boy at an abandoned waystation and they travel together.


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Produced, directed, recorded and edited by: Ryan Carter

Hosted by: Ryan Carter & Jacques du Plessis

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September 2, 2025 80 mins

(1/3) The Man in Black fled through the desert, the Gunslinger followed, and Ryan and Jacques talked about it.

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(3/3; Chapters 13-18) 🎶So just say thanks a lot / And try romance, it's hot! / Let's find out who's really you 🎶


Link dump:

⁠Le Morte d'Arthur: Ye Olde English edition⁠ (physical)

⁠Le Morte d'Arthur: Modern English edition (digital)


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(2/3; Chapters 7-12) 🎶Move aside your scabbard / For underneath your tabard / There is waiting to escape / A butterfly! 🎶


Link dump:

Le Morte d'Arthur: Ye Olde English edition

Le Morte d'Arthur: Modern English edition

Britain's obsession with the royal family


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(1/3; Chapters 1-6) 🎵His name is Lancelot! He visits France alot. He likes to dance alot. And dream...🎵


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Produced, directed and edited by: Ryan Carter

Recorded by: Jacques Du Plessis

Hosted by: Ryan Carter & Zach Ignotz

Theme music by Jake Weller. Listen to Jake's album, ⁠⁠⁠Wastin...

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July 8, 2025 91 mins

(12/12) The epic conclusion! Who will live? Who will die? Who will get evicted? + a discussion of the entire book at the end.


(00:00) Introduction

(02:45) Chapter 77

(23:07) Chapter 78

(35:22) Chapter 79

(40:23) Chapter 80

(50:45) Chapter 81

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June 24, 2025 89 mins

(11/12) The Kavach building is going through it right now, guys. Frickin' cultists...

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June 10, 2025 82 mins

(10/12) Just when the Mystery Gang thinks it's all over, the Cult of the Red Death drags them back into the thick of it.

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May 27, 2025 84 mins

(9/12) A near death experience causes Nate to reevaluate his life. Buckle up, we got some T.

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May 13, 2025 89 mins

(8/12) This is sci-fi now. Another meeting of the minds. The secret of Kavach is revealed. Ryan and Jake talk about the wild ride.

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April 29, 2025 74 mins

(7/12) This time on Big Brother: The Mystery Gang journeys to the center of the Earth!


(00:00) Introduction

(04:37) Chapter 42

(14:09) Chapter 43

(20:09) Chapter 44

(48:57) Chapter 45

(54:32) Chapter 46

(01:01:14) Chapter 47

(01:07:17) Chapter 48

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April 15, 2025 87 mins

(6/12) Hey, don't be like Eddie, okay? Worst kind of manager.

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April 4, 2025 88 mins

The hosts of Functionally Literate read the 99th page of several books and decide if they would or wouldn't read them to celebrate the club's 2nd anniversary.


(00:00) Introduction

(05:26) A Dowry of Blood

(10:48) 1491: Revelations of the Americas before Columbus

(17:14) George Orwell's Why I Write

(20:47) Grimm's Fairy Tales

(23:40) Lilith

(26:40) The Shallows: What The Internet Is Doing To Our Brains

(30:19) The Social...

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April 1, 2025 72 mins

(5/12) AKA The One With All The Writing On The Walls.


Read along with us! We recommend you listen to the ⁠audiobook⁠, but you can get a paper copy ⁠here⁠.

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Produced, directed, recorded and edited by: Ryan Carter

Hosted by: Ryan Carter & Jake Weller.

Theme music by Jake Weller. Listen to Jake's album, ⁠⁠⁠⁠...

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