Emily Jade turned bodily fluid to jewellery!?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
So I have a new piece of jewelry and I
think it's the most sentimental piece of jewelry I've ever owned.
And I only picked it up last week. I was
so excited. I got it personally made. And it is
a beautiful little white rock surrounded by little little crystals
looks like diamonds but they're not.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
And it is made out of my breast milk. Right,
do you want to have a look at? Do you
want to hold it?

Speaker 1 (00:28):
All?

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Right? There you go? Isn't it pretty?

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
The way he's picked it up, you can touch the stone.
It is a booby ring. So the other day we
were on air and we were talking about the Blood.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Bank and how they now you've put it a little
bit too close to your mouth.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Go on, have a lick, gaily, lick it. I know
you want to. I knew this would go weird.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
So we had the Blood Bank on and they were
saying how they have just introduced the breast Milk Bank
and so any breastfeeding mums that may make extra they've
got this breastfield best breast Milk Bank for kids that
are maybe premi or ill, their mums can't breastfeed. So
it's really important, and we were having a chat about

(01:15):
the fact that I still had some breast milk frozen
in my freezer and my son is six. But the
reason why I still had in the freezer is because
I had a terrible breastfeeding journey for both kids were
pretty much unable to breastfeed effectively and had to comp feed.
So that's a bit of bottle, bit of boob and
then eventually give it up. So it meant a lot

(01:36):
to me, this hard earned breast milk. So it's been
sitting in the freezer, which is you can't use it.
You wouldn't be able to because we talked about it
on air and we, I know, we haven't a laugh
about this old breast milk. I thinking it's going to

(01:58):
be there, you know, first Birthday, Happy birthday.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
My mommy's breast milk.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Someone contacted me and said, there's this great lady on
the coast. Her name's Bobby, and she's got a company
called Midwife Balance and she turns your breast milk into jewelry.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
And I was like, I'm doing it.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
So I drove out to her house at Cuba and
I gave her the breast milk in between the drive
from my house to her house. This is horrible. So
I just had it in the plastic and I had Roxy,
my dog, in the car, and I did it.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Really.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
She was nibbling on the.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Plastic and it was starting to melt, and so she
was literally licking.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Roxy.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
And then as I picked it up, it was dripping
all over me, and I'm like, oh, And so I
had to run it into Bobby, and with this milk
dripping down my hand.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
She's like, it's okay, I've got it.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
I've got it.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
I've got it.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Anyway, she then drives it all out and then somehow
turns it into like mixes it with resin and a
little bit of glitter, and then turns it into a
beautiful ring.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
And I'm a lighted.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
It's full on, isn't it. Is there anything else that
she can make?

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yes, So she puts in, She puts in ashes, she
can puts in bits of fur from maybe a fur
baby that's passed away, roses, rose petals from either a
wedding bouquet or you know, funeral flowers. She does all
this great stuff. So we thought we'd open up the phones.
What have you put in?

Speaker 2 (03:23):
What? What part of someone? Have you put in what? Okay,
that really.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Let's rephrase that nine bucks up for grabs, suspend it
Garbo and Kelly.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Don't you know what sort of jewelry that'd be? You
know what I mean? No, you know what I mean?
Have you have you done what I've done? Are you
walking around with you know? Have you put what in?
What have you got? Baby juice in a ring?

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Speaker 1 (03:59):
I'm just really looking forward to like people going, oh,
what rock is that?

Speaker 2 (04:02):
And I'm like, it's from these rocks.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
Couple five seven, hind one O two nine? What have
you put in?

Speaker 1 (04:09):
What?

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Let's just leave it at that. It might end up
hitting with its own show on seven Mate, The Boob
Minor