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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
In nineteen fifty eight, there was a magazine called McCall's
and it had patterns and all that kind of stuff.
And I have discovered an old article that says one
hundred and twenty eight ways to get a husband.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
From nineteen fifty eight fifty eight. It's going to be offensive,
no doubt. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I read one earlier and there were things like read
the obituaries to find eligible battle.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
That's like swoop.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
That's swoop session, totally swoop. I'd roll up at the wake, yeap.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
I just had a guy.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Called Ryan message me and he said, my auntie pretended
to drown and she picked up my uncle, who was
a lifeguard back in the day. WHOA, Okay, these work.
I've got some more right make and sell two pays.
Bald men are easy.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Aches may can sell to pay. See Baard's Cool now
so that won't work today.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Carry a camera and ask a strange, handsome man to
take your photo.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
Can you imagine now carrying a camera.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
That you actually might pick up because they'd be like,
what is that?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
But you just do a you just go. Can you
take a foto on my phone? Do the same thing?
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Stand on a busy street corner with a lasso? Who
are you wonder woman?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Girl?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
That's a bit like, that's unhinged.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Okay, ride an airports back and forth from the airport.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
That's going to clear the whole day.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah, because people back then who flew you were wealthy
in nineteen fifty eight, who could afford a fly through.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
So that's clever.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
You're straight onto the wealth. How you sniff things out?
Speaker 5 (01:45):
That's right, that's why I married somethe rich. Yeah, right.
Number five stole away on a battleship.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Well, you're guaranteed to hook up too many people.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Okay, get a hunting license.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
That sounds a bit basement for me.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Point out to single men that the death rate of
single men is twice that of married men.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Or they love hearing that.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Don't whine. Girls who whine, stay on the vine. Okay,
check out stand on a corner and cry softly.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
A man will come and ask you what's wrong.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
You would you would walk straight up and see if
she was.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Wouldn't be to then go on and date the person?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yeah, well, don't tell him on this one's not for me.
Don't tell him about your allergies.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
I'm not picking up. Wait, wait, this is the best one.
Are you ready.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
If your mother is fat, tell him you take after
your father. If he's fat too, tell him you're adopted.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
That wins, that winds