Comedian roasts the Gold Coast... and it's accurate

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
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Speaker 3 (00:18):
Jimmy Rees, I just really love him. I don't know
if it's the giggle and who days and then had
to watch it over and over. But he's coming back
to the Gold Coast and doing another gig. We might
try and get him more actually and have a chat
to him about it because he's just such a great
chat And I went to his last gig here. Yeah,
And he does this really cute thing when he says
he's going to turn up somewhere, he asks you to,

(00:39):
you know, just you know, via DMS or on comments
on his posts, say you know, what is the flavor
of the city that he's visiting, and then it gives
him all the content he needs to jump up on
stage and he'll fold it into his gig. It's a
very very clever way.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
You might have to do much work.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Why not well, it's using us as his resources, exactly, exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Anyway, So he's going to be at the Star again,
which is for.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
You know, it's me.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
I'm chat PG chat chat Paul Galea.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Anyway, eight eighth of November is going to be here.
The tickets will sit really quickly. You're welcome for the
free plug Jimmy Reeese. But anyway, to announce his tour
to the Gold Coast, he put a post up basically
talking about if you were to come to the Gold
Coast and there was an imaginary customs person there letting
you into the city, here's the things that you would

(01:33):
have to pass to be allowed to walk amongst uffs.
And I just wanted to play it because tell me
this isn't spot on.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Have a listen, Oh you want to get into the
Gold Coast? Mate? All right, answer these questions. We're having
a no time. Thanks. The Gold Coast is more commonly
known as what in South Florida. Correct?

Speaker 4 (01:49):
What's included in the three past superpass brings at the
Burly Pava, Blurry Night at Sin City and three Am
Machas at the top of Cavil Avenue.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Correct?

Speaker 4 (01:56):
Why is the Burley Pavilion known as Madame Tussord's two
point eight because the influencers there have more plastic than.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
The actual matter. Two sorts correct to a Gold coaster?

Speaker 4 (02:04):
What is dream World maths? Correct? Where do you have
to look to see the Southern Cross on the Gold
Coast shoulder blades?

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Correct?

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Melbourne's name for its arts culture? What artists are found
on the Gold Coast con artists?

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Correct? Mate?

Speaker 4 (02:14):
What phrase should you avoid using as a prefix when
you're explaining your profession because it makes it sound shit?

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Gold Coast correct?

Speaker 4 (02:21):
What's the name of the local AFL team Gold Coast
Suns Correct? What's the name of the local NRL team
Gold Coast Titans?

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Correct?

Speaker 4 (02:29):
The Gold Coast claims to have three hundred days of
sunshine year. What would you not find on the Gold
Coast beaches in the afternoon sun?

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Correct? Why because the high rise buildings block the sun? Correct?

Speaker 4 (02:39):
And what is the highest on the Gold Coast school
is correct? What roller coaster has the most speak caval
Avenue correct?

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Where is wet and wild cavel Avenue? Correct?

Speaker 4 (02:47):
What's the hardest thing to find on the Gold Coast
people wearing shirts?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Correct? And something different to do after a week of
being there.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
Correct, Makita Reyobi and blokes on jet skis are all
types of power tools.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Correct.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Gold Coast is the world largest retirement villain. And finally,
what is the most common phrase you'll hear from a
gold Coaster? Oh, I know it's I know the Gold
Coaster is a little bit tacky, but I'm not one
of those people. That's correct. By the way, is that
you're Neon Pink V eight manaro out there.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
I think you've got a ticket name. Oh yeah, that's mine.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
So yeah, we are the best city in the world.
I love us and experienced Gold Coast. You did an ambassador.
I think we've found him. It's Jimmy Reeese.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Go see your show.