Inappropriate gifts for Christmas!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Now you're a Gold Coast business that's just doing well
internationally and it's a Christmas time, So you're the inappropriate.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Gift co which I never knew was Gold Coast.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
I just followed and was like, this is hilarious and
then discovered you via the Gold Coast.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Bulletin Women of the Year award. Yes, how's it been going.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
It's been going good, It's been going good. Yes, this
is our busiest time of years. So I love Christmas time.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yes, I feel like a lot of the gifts that
you've got perfect for dads.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
For some reason, Laurie has You're like that. You're like,
how can I liken you? You're the anti Santa?

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Because anti Santa? Yeah, yeah, Sanrip the non HR approved center, that's.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
What you are.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
That's what you are.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
So you're the naughty presence.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
You bought in an apron for Gaily and it's a
how do we describe this on air? Have a go?

Speaker 2 (00:55):
It shows that my nuts are hanging out the bottom
of an apron.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Up. Yeah, you're known for your inappropriate gifts and you
wanted to jump in.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
I guess you know.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
We want to help you out being a Gold Coast
business that you're around for funny gifts for Christmas, and
you've got a selection to show us. But also you've
got some ideas for secret centering.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
I have so secret center at this time of year
is a fun way for everyone to get together in
the office. So there's probably four secret sanders you could do.
So that's okay, the traditional one. The next one, which
I think is always fun, is the stealing Center, which.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
We do this at Hot Tomato, so that's.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Where you steal the gift of someone else. The third one,
which is going to be popular this year, I think,
just with the cost of living and everything, is the
thrifting center. So the center whereby you go and get
a gift from the thrift store. It can be anything,
it can be funny, and it's just a random bunch
of gifts. Thrifting center. And then there's the final one,
depending on your workplace and the ANHR management in your workplace.

(01:55):
Right we're out, is the inappropriate center, and that's your
and that's me. So that's where if you've got work
colleagues that have sense of humil, you've got management that's
got a sense of humil. You're probably not a corporate
or shareholder then you can buy inappropriate, which is what
you have, which is what I have?

Speaker 1 (02:12):
So what Well, you've bought in a game that you've
got on your website and it's called I wish I
didn't know it And it's kind of like a Cards
against Humanity type idea, And.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
I'll do a quick writer. Is this a question? Yeah?
So it's a bunch of cards and then everyone has
to guess the answer.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
So if your recipe calls for mushrooms, don't take the
shortcut with the canned variety. The FDA allows a certain
number of maggots per can.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Are you serious?

Speaker 1 (02:38):
And that number is A ten, B twenty C twenty
five or D eleven?

Speaker 2 (02:44):
What's the answer?

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Eleven?

Speaker 2 (02:46):
It is twenty.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
I wish I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
So you're allowed twenty baggots per can. That's ridiculous in
a can of mushrooms.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
That can't be true.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Well, is the FDA American? I don't know if this
is this American card game?

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Anyway? The mushroom wish I didn't know that. What a
good game. That's one of our best sellers. It's great
to play over Christmas lunch. And what else have you
got besides the Apron.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
That got some.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Nice little shortbread biscuits called Duncan Dickies. And we've got
a lovely range of sprays and mugs and most of
the stuff I can't actually love.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
How you can't describe anything?

Speaker 3 (03:28):
I know pretty much?

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Have I got advertised on Facebook?

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Either?

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Aren't you allowed to?

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Oh? My god, the words that I put on stuff.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Well, here's a good one for breakfast people, rise and
shine like the beautiful cock you are.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
But it's got a picture of a rooster on it, guys,
yes and double meaning there. Oh, I can't read.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
She's got a top gun t shirt but the gun
isn't gone.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Let's just see your next cheese day.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
You'd wear that with pride, though, wouldn't you.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Oh all right, well you know what, Dylan.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
We're happy to help you out there, and good stuff
on there for inappropriate Santa Awesome, thanks guys.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Good to see you.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Merry Christmas, Merry Chris, Mary Evan Christmas.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
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