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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This might turn into a phone topic. And it's names
that are going extinct. And it's driven by a guy
who jumped on socials and he's quite funny and he's
talking about the reason why they're going extinct is because
mother could possibly breastfeed a baby with that name. You couldn't, right,
(00:20):
you can't have that baby and then bring it into
the boob and nestle it in and go oh and
look down at your baby and go hi, Craig.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Okay, Craig.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Craig shouldn't be a baby. Shouldn't be a baby name of.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
A Listen, here are some names that will go extinct
because they can't be breastfed. They simply need to be
born at forty years old. Otherwise everyone gets uncomfortable. Number
one Craig and can't breastfeed Craig. Craig should be doing taxes,
not trying to walk for the first time. Next up,
you've got Richard. Come on, no one wants to hold Richard.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
It's weird.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Next up is Jeffrey. I don't know, I just have
the overwhelming urge to shake its hand. Next up is Mark.
If you decide on Mark before the baby is born,
he will come out in a three piece suit and
he will just and he'll walk out. They'll take the
umbilical cord off himself. What are okay?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
So that obviously you go for the comments, right, And
one guy's called Craig, and of course it's you can't
breast freed, Craig. It's like, joke's on you. I love
being breastfed.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
And I am forty.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
But it continues. It says here breastfeeding Barry is probably
the biggest Nope, it's Ian. For me. I've never seen
a baby Ian, and I don't want to there.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
You go, I just said before, I just came up
with Ian.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I just can't imagine a baby. A guy called Jeff
Ken confirm I was born a college graduate and walked
across the delivery room to shake my dad's hand and accept.
And what about Larry? Have you ever seen a baby
named Larry? You haven't because they come out middle aged
with tools, read a fixed stuff for you. And I
(02:05):
think we need to go there because there's so many more. Yeah, yeah,
what are the names? Simon? What about Simon is a
car insurance agent
This might turn into a phone topic. And it's names
that are going extinct. And it's driven by a guy
who jumped on socials and he's quite funny and he's
talking about the reason why they're going extinct is because
mother could possibly breastfeed a baby with that name. You couldn't, right,
(00:20):
you can't have that baby and then bring it into
the boob and nestle it in and go oh and
look down at your baby and go hi, Craig.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Okay, Craig.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Craig shouldn't be a baby. Shouldn't be a baby name of.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
A Listen, here are some names that will go extinct
because they can't be breastfed. They simply need to be
born at forty years old. Otherwise everyone gets uncomfortable. Number
one Craig and can't breastfeed Craig. Craig should be doing taxes,
not trying to walk for the first time. Next up,
you've got Richard. Come on, no one wants to hold Richard.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
It's weird.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Next up is Jeffrey. I don't know, I just have
the overwhelming urge to shake its hand. Next up is Mark.
If you decide on Mark before the baby is born,
he will come out in a three piece suit and
he will just and he'll walk out. They'll take the
umbilical cord off himself. What are okay?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
So that obviously you go for the comments, right, And
one guy's called Craig, and of course it's you can't
breast freed, Craig. It's like, joke's on you. I love
being breastfed.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
And I am forty.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
But it continues. It says here breastfeeding Barry is probably
the biggest Nope, it's Ian. For me. I've never seen
a baby Ian, and I don't want to there.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
You go, I just said before, I just came up
with Ian.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I just can't imagine a baby. A guy called Jeff
Ken confirm I was born a college graduate and walked
across the delivery room to shake my dad's hand and accept.
And what about Larry? Have you ever seen a baby
named Larry? You haven't because they come out middle aged
with tools, read a fixed stuff for you. And I
(02:05):
think we need to go there because there's so many more. Yeah, yeah,
what are the names? Simon? What about Simon is a
car insurance agent
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