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Yeah, anyways.
Alright. Who's ready to get salty about fucking Crown Jewel?
Man, this is going to be AIDS. But anyways, we're going to talk about Crown Jewel today.
This is Game Raider Wrestling. Welcome everyone. I'm Josh, he's Adam. We're going to talk about Crown Jewel and the match card and we're going to give our predictions and just go over the card real quick.
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Here's the fucking card. There are seven matches slated for this. I like how, first of all, I'm not saying this to be, you know, this is probably more like discriminating based on money than race, but like, I like how the Saudis get a full seven fucking match card.
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They pay for it.
That's what I'm saying. Like, oh, wow. Whoopty fucking do. Oh, we have events here or we have events in fucking Germany or any other part of the world. Oh, you get four fucking matches.
Fuck off with this nonsense. If it's not the big four, you get four matches. Alright. And now you're going to get 26 matches for SummerSlam because it's two nights next year.
So, fucking A, whatever.
Hey man, the difference between fucking us and Saudi Arabia is that they're willing to fucking pay up front. Therefore, you get seven matches because they fucking said so.
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And that's the bottom line.
Because they said so. Alright, so.
Already started off weak. Already belittling both fucking championships. If this is in fact the start of the goddamn paper.
There's no fucking way, dude.
They're already doing it.
I can't. I feel like this is.
There's no way this is in order.
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Yes, it is. Because look at, look at the bottom. Look at the fucking bottom. You know. You know they're going to end up with that shit, dude.
I can't. This is so AIDS. Alright.
Belittling both of your champs. If this, if this match opens the show.
Gunther versus Cody Rhodes for the.
9th billionth time this fucking year, dude. For the opening the match. Not only are you doing it. Not only is Cody Rhodes opening the pay-per-view, but both champions are opening the pay-per-view.
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For this useless crown jewel title that means absolutely fuck all. And you know what's going to happen. It's going to be interrupted. Nobody's going to fucking win it. And there's going to be a third party competing for one or the other fucking title.
Yeah, probably. That's my prediction.
That's probably what's going to happen. I can agree with that. And then we get match number two is going to be Liv Morgan versus Nia Jax for the women's crown jewel championship.
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Okay. So we're just working our way through the list. Yeah. Right. I mean, might as well. Oh, no. I mean, like you read off all the ones that will go back and then we'll talk about each one.
You know what? We could just do it individually then I guess. Because that'd probably be better. Okay. Fine.
So, yeah, good. The versus Cody Rhodes. Man, this is going to be terrible. Cody Rhodes is going to phone it in. He's going to fucking do a shitty performance as usual. Okay. And it's also going to be opening the fucking match or the pay-per-view for the PLE.
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And it's going to be for, like you said, nothing. It's for literally nothing. It's for some stupid title that what they're going to wear in fucking Saudi Arabia and then we'll never see it again.
Who wants to carry? What are you going to carry around this crown jewel championship for that you can't actually defend? Like, is that what's going to happen? Is this going to turn into like, oh, we're going to hit the crown jewel champion?
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And then that's how they're going to keep Cody Rhodes as the WWE champion because now we're going to introduce a third fucking title or some shit. Also, I don't fucking want to see Gunther lose to Cody Rhodes.
I don't want to see either of them lose. I don't think either. Honestly, at this point, Cody Rhodes already, I mean, he can afford it. Let's just be honest. He can afford it because nobody believes it anyways.
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What's it going to do for either champion for either of them to lose?
It just cements, well, again, it just cements Gunther as the, you know, he's the real top champion because Cody Rhodes is garbage and needs to get the title removed as matter of fact, fucking forcibly if possible.
Fuck, I just don't see how this title is going to mean anything other than be like the equivalent of a glorified fucking 24 seven fucking champion, dude.
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Basically, it's a winged out 24 seven championship. That's basically what it's going to be.
I just, the ending, I'm trying to think of the ending. Like I, this is going to end in a draw and I think there's going to be some kind of third party. Like, Braun Breakers is going to throw his hat in the ring.
Not literally, but it.
Because, because suspiciously there is no intercontinental match on this at all. So like they're not going to be doing anything either of them. So, you know, James was also tied up in the bloodline shit, but that's where because obviously what's his name?
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Bronson, not Bronson Reed. I just read his name. That's why I say it. Fucking Scott Sider Jr. What the fuck? He's not doing shit. So that's the, he'll come into this somehow. Probably.
I would imagine. Cause you know, Jay Uso is going to be fucking dealing with this bloodline bullshit for the next month and a half. Probably. Maybe even till fucking the Royal Rumble or Survivor Series. At the very, at the very late, at the very quickest this would maybe resolve at Survivor Series.
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I think it is. Cause I, you know, this is something we already talked about. I think this is when the timeline gets reset or I feel like we're talking about this in comic book terms, but the raw Netflix era, that's going to have to start off with a clean slate.
And I think this whole bloodline shit is going to get wrapped up at Survivor Series.
Yeah, I hope so.
This is going to be the penultimate chapter before we get to the Royal or rather the Survivor Series.
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Because now we're getting that and you know the raw, we'll get to that match at the end. Yeah.
Yeah. So I'm sure you said there's going to be a third party. Hell, maybe even fucking, what's the name? Drew McIntyre fucking fucks about with this somehow. I don't know. Who knows?
Anyways, you've also, or maybe even fucking CM Punk.
Match called off, or a match is called off. It's a draw interference, some bullshit happens. And some Saudi Prince comes out and they actually just present him with the belt. That's probably what happens.
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That's what I'm predicting. Alright.
Then we get match number two, Liv Morgan versus Nia Jax. The Raw Women's Champion and the SmackDown Women's Champion. What do they get? The Women's Crown Jewel Championship. That's what they're fighting for. Fuck.
The same bullshit. That means nothing. Again, it's going to be the same thing. Ray Ripple is going to come involved and she's going to take the Crown Jewel Championship. We're hitting home runs. We're two for two right now.
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We're two for fucking two. We just called it, exactly. Although she did, they are claiming she has like an orbital, a broken orbital socket. So I don't know if that's K-Fabe or not.
They're trying to cover up an actual injury. But if it's K-Fabe, then she comes out and wins this title, basically. Fucking Triple H comes out and says, talk to the Saudi King. And he says, this is now a triple threat match for the Crown Jewel Championship.
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Also, make sure you guys keep your burkas on and quit fucking about looking so sexy. You're attracting all the princes. Alright, we need to stop this.
I was going to make a joke.
About what?
Burkas?
No, no, no. There's a meme, but I'd rather not be fucking bothered with it.
Alright. Anyways, that match is going to be fucking stupid and mean nothing. That's what will happen.
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Back to back fucking draws.
That's terrible too, man. That is terrible. Back to back women's or back to back Crown Jewel Championships and the women are going on after this? That's insane. That's insane.
Anyways, match number three, Seth Rollins versus Bronson Reed. It's just, this is just a singles match. Who gives a fuck?
It's a grudge match.
Okay, cool. Whatever. This one, Randy Orton versus Kevin Owens. Actually, who do you think is going to win Seth Rollins and Bronson Reed?
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I think Bronson Reed has been on a hot streak. He took out Bronson Strowman.
That's true, he did.
I think they're maybe working his way up to being a mid-card champion.
Maybe like an IC title.
Maybe main event. I'm not sure. I don't really know what they're doing with him. I do think Bronson Reed comes in with the victory here. At least I like to think so.
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Because what's it going to do for Seth Rollins?
Nothing. I can do anything for him. It means nothing. So yeah, I agree. I think Bronson Reed will come away with the victory here on this one.
And then, or maybe we'll get Drew McIntyre interfering with this match because he's, because he still fucking hates Seth Rollins. So I don't know.
Anyways, match number four, we get to Randy Orton versus Kevin Owens. This match will actually probably be decent. This will be a good wrestled match, I feel like.
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Yeah, this will be a fallout. This is Heel Kevin Owens as he's turned heel now. He was beating up Cody Rhodes, I think, after, what was the pay-per-view? It was the bash in Berlin?
Yeah.
So we're getting shit happening outside the ring, and it looks like Kevin Owens is turning heel, and he's quite upset with the turnout of Jey Uso buddying up with Cody Rhodes.
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Because, you know, all the fallout shit from the bloodline, and he fucking hates the Usos, and he also hates Roman Reigns. He's a bloodline in general.
So it's like, you know, Randy Orton being buddy with Cody Rhodes, it's like, oh man, I feel like I'm being betrayed. But it's like, bro, Kevin Owens, you're like the, you're the most, you're the person we would most expect to betray your friends.
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Yeah, true.
Like, true.
He does it all the time.
Yeah.
So, yeah, I don't know. I think, I think they let Kevin Owens take this one, man.
Yeah, this one.
I think we might get fucking main event Kevin Owens in the coming future. They're setting up for him to be the price, whatever the fuck he was before when he was, when he started out the Price Fighter, Kevin Owens, maybe we get a ruthless version, maybe we get another main event title.
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I mean, dude, the fact that Triple H came out on SmackDown and was saying, I need to keep you, Randy Orton, away from Kevin Owens. I don't want to have this match. He's going to do damage to you. You're back, you're fused back, you're surgically fused back.
I'm worried about you. I don't want to end, I don't want you to end up paralyzed. That seems like a pretty fucking big deal to me, dude. I think Kevin Owens is going to get.
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I think he paralyzes him.
I think he's going to get a main event run, dude. I think he's going to get a main event run, and I'm actually kind of excited.
And I think, I think Kevin Owens like maybe steals the legend killer gimmick because Randy Orton is now a legend, so he's like, oh, look, I killed the legend killer. Huh, what do you know?
Kevin Owens.
Kevin Owens for sure. Then we get match number five, we get LA Knight in a, we get LA Knight versus Andrade versus Carmelo Hayes in a three way for the WWE United States.
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I'm going to keep this one short, LA Knight wins.
Yeah, I agree. Those are the two idiots can't fucking take the belt. That's, it's not going to happen.
Agreed. That match will probably be decent though. Triple tap match. It'll probably be a good match. It'll probably be, and it'll probably be sports entertaining, hopefully to say the least.
Yeah.
God, match number six, man. I could, I'm so, I could give a fuck about this.
I already saw it. It led with Jade Cargill and I already know.
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Don't care.
Don't care.
What is it though?
It's a fatal four way for the women's tag team championship. It's Jade Cargill and Bianca Belair versus Damage Control versus Metaphor versus Chelsea Green and Piper Niven.
Who gives a shit?
I don't give a shit at all, man. I know, listen, at least Kyrie Sane and EO Sky fucking, they're decent at wrestling. So like, I'm sure that'll probably be entertaining.
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Damage, I mean, I kind of want to watch this just for the fucking botches that are going to happen, I'm imagining.
But I don't know, Damage Control probably entertain me. I don't really care who wins this fucking match. I, I don't, I don't give a shit. This is, this is, don't care.
This is whoever.
I'm only watching this for the, I'm only watching this for the Laws. And also, you're going to have eight women, okay, who normally wear very scantily clad clothing and you're going to have them all in the ring where they have to wear full body suits.
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That's going to also be hilarious. So I just, I kind of want to see it. I'm going to watch it for the Laws. All right, that's why I'm going to watch it. I'm going to watch that match. I will report it.
Outcome who gives a shit.
Outcome who cares. And then we get what's going to seemingly be the main event, which is a six man tag match between Roman Reigns and the Usos going against the bloodline, which will be Solo Sokoa, Tomatanga, Tangaloa, and or Jacob Fatu, depending on, because you know, it's three, six men. So who the fuck knows?
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I just think it's amazing that this, this event, this, rather this match has ended up on crown jewel simply for the fact that Saudi Arabia threw enough money at it to basically get what they want. If they were going to see anything, if they do in fact care about wrestling, I mean, you're getting everything you want within.
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You want to know why I think the only reason this match is on the card? Cause you're really honestly kind of ruining fucking Survivor Series by doing this now, right? I feel like. No, you're not. I mean, I know what you're, I know what you're going to get at, but let's fucking, let's do it. What am I going to get at?
We already know we're going to get the rock. He's going to pop off and show up. The whole reason why this is even on the card is so the rock can get his $20 million payday from the Saudis. Yes, yes. They need a reason for him to be there. This is the reason.
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Yes. And I even think this is like, I mean, yes, you give the victory to the more ruthless bloodline with soul, so Koa so that you can justify having this end in Survivor Series.
And then it'll be how many members are there? So we got the Toma Tonga, Toma, Toma, right now, so let's go Jacob fat to rock being the fifth member. Yeah. And then we get possibly Cody Rhodes and Randy Orton for the one two and then Roman Reigns and the usos to make it five for five on five for a classic traditional five on five elimination Survivor Series style match.
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And then I think you get the betrayal of Randy Orton to Cody Rhodes and possibly setting up a feud. Legacy, legacy member versus legacy member. Now we get heel fucking Orton maybe I don't know.
Yeah, well actually, I take it back. That's not right because we already have Orton wrestling in.
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Oh wait, no, we're talking about Survivor Series. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So that I feel like that that's still understand. I agree with that bloodlines the bloodline.
The bloodline red and black. I don't know this is becoming an NWO situation. It is it is bloodline new new bloodline will take the victory and what are they calling them OG bloodline.
That's fucking I'm sorry. That's that's it. It's getting old. That's bad man. That's getting old. OG bloodline. That needs to be wrapped up before the Netflix shit. Yeah, it has to. It has to be dead. They need to kill this fucking dead.
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I hope they have the contracts null and voided for Tom Matanga and Tonga Loa because the only person that really has any substance is Jacob Fatu. Yeah, at this point. So we need to do a purging of Samoans.
I'm really tired of this bloodline shit that's been going on for way too long.
And hopefully the the ultimate the final ultimate chapter will be at Survivor Series hopefully. Yeah, hopefully. So chalk it up for a bloodline red and black victory bloodline the bloodline the Samoan world order that
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the Samoan world order. Yeah, SWO. Oh, man. Anyways, this this fucking this is gonna suck ass this paper is fucking terrible. I guess it's glad we're not paying for it. Technically, I mean, you know, so hey, hooray.
Survivor Series is going to be the next one. Oh, it's being branded as Survivor Series War Games. So you know that that's what it's going to be. The main event is going to be bloodline rules. War Games match this that that's going to be which equates to we're going to make up the rules as we fucking.
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Basically, basically. And then after that we get Saturday night's main event, which will be returning or is that like a fucking pay per view. It's a pay per view. It's going to be in New York on December 14.
So that'll be the that's going to be the December pay per view. I thought Saturday night's main event was a was a weekly program.
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It was but then they brought it back. It wasn't the 80s and then they brought it back as a as a weekly program as a wall. No, in the 80s and 90s. It was a weekly program and then they deleted it and then they brought it back as a PLE like found out 10 years ago or 15 years ago.
No, it was it was a weekly program on Saturday night's main event. Yes, like 10 years ago. Really? Yeah, it was a weekly event. Yes, it was like, it was like a one hour program. It was a B show like fucking Jesus.
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Yeah, it was like NXT. But, you know, with all the other the C and D listers.
It gave him something. It was the dark matches. It was the dark matches. Oh, you remember that fucking one show. Remember Sunday night heat like was it like that. It was like Sunday night. Yeah, so like that velocity.
That's whack. Do you consider it's made event is like a good fucking title like to use but like, yes.
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And then you maybe like the main event itself is like actually. All right. Yeah. All right. Fuck man. This will be Saturday nights. This is are they they number these Saturday night's main event 37 Jesus. When's this happening.
December 14th. This is what this is the December pay per view or PLE that they're what did they do in December before.
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I used to be Armageddon TLC was kind of there. Then I went near use revolution. Well, that was in those before Royal Rumble. That was the beginning of January usually or they would do it as the because the next one's Royal Rumble in January.
That'll be on. Oh, no. Fuck. There is no pay per view in January.
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So February February. I don't know why that is. I think I just figured out why that is because this is not happening until February 1st Royal Rumble. Okay. All right.
The reason why is because they don't want to take any viewership from Netflix away from Netflix. Yeah. So they're going to do a PLE style raw in January. That's why there's no PLE. Yeah. It's gonna be a four hour fucking raw.
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It's gonna be a four hour fucking raw on Netflix, which might be good. I don't know. We might have to we might have to do a live fucking broadcast for that. If we can't if we get my subscribers the live raw Netflix. Yeah, maybe.
The live Netflix raw might have to. So anyways. All right. Well, fuck. We covered all their bases. I think we did. So we're good to go. Jewel. All right. Well, this pay per view is gonna suck. So sorry, everybody.
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My jewel is crowned. Oh, my jewel is crowning right now. So get the shit. The shit is crowning of right now as what's about to happen. Anyways, I guess. Thanks for listening. And the next episode we're going to do is going to be reviewing this horseshit.
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