July 12, 2024 • 36 mins
Adam and Josh discuss obesity and out of shape wrestlers as well as John Cena's retirement tour.
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Yeah, buddy. Oh, this I'm just letting you people know right now.
This is going to be a spicy fucking episode.
There's going to be some hot takes.
You're probably not going to like it.
And I'm telling you right now, you're entitled to your opinion as wrong as it may be.
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Get out here. Get that ass banned. Ban yourself.
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Legend. Yeah, man.
Then you had Kurt Angle to the mix. Oh, fucking anything could happen.
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All right. So let's let's start this off with the one thing that we didn't cover from the money in the bank because we just didn't fucking talk about it.
That was this whole John Cena thing. OK, so John Cena's because today we have a few topics and I'll tell you this right now.
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Timestamp. Oh, the timestamp is a fuck three, two, forty, two, forty, two, forty, two, forty, just like solo so Koa's weight or BMI.
Fuck them. I agree.
We're going to talk about that today. We're talking about fatties in wrestling.
We're going to talk about fucking undisciplined, disgusting fat boys and how Scott Steiner was right.
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He was fucking right. Fucking right. He's fat. And it's disgusting. Disgust me. I'm going to make a bleed.
Yeah. And I will I will. We'll get to that.
We're also going to talk about obviously the John Cena thing is going to be the first thing we're talking about.
And then we're going to talk about we're going to talk about my conspiracy theory regarding the future of WWE clothing merchandise
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and possibly fucking wrestling attire, which, God, I hope this fucking isn't true.
But oh, yeah, I got you. Yeah, we're going to talk about that.
It's a conspiracy theory that I have to get to that. And then what was the other thing?
Oh, the holdover period of that. Yeah.
This this being this being the holdover period where it's going to suck balls for the next six months until we get to Netflix.
So we're going to talk about that. So those are topics.
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First and foremost, the John Cena issue talking to somebody about this.
I got told, why do you have to ruin everything, Josh?
Like, why is this piece of shit, Josh?
And like, this is someone that we've loved and blah, blah, blah.
And you're right. You're fucking right. Yes.
John Cena, he has been a pillar of professional wrestling for the last 20 fucking plus years.
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He is likely going to be the one who breaks Ric Flair's 16 time.
Who better deserving than John Cena? Honestly, no one.
No one better deserving. And I'm not mad.
OK, maybe I'm a little it's a little sad to see that he's retiring.
It's also makes me feel old as fuck because, again, I saw him come.
I saw him wrestle in those neon green shitty tights for the first time. Me too.
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Yeah. And now I feel a little bit.
Maybe this brings my own mortality to the forefront here a little bit.
But what what pissed me off about this is why come out and say all this shit about how you're going to retire.
You're retiring. This is it. It's over.
Thank you, everyone, for loving me. And I love you all.
And then immediately say, well, hold on now.
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I mean, I'm going to retire in six to 12 business months.
Like, actually, like, I'm still going to be wrestling, like, still be around, still going to wrestle.
Oh, and also, you know, this next WrestleMania, I'm going to be wrestling.
You know, it's not going to be my last match, but it'll just be my last WrestleMania.
I'm going to go all the way from January 2025 to December 2025 and then December 2025 retire.
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That's that's his plan. That's the plan. And I'm sure barring injury, I'm sure that'll probably happen.
And he's probably going to wrestle, I would say, maybe six matches in that 12 month period.
I think that's probably reasonable considering his work schedule of film.
And maybe he's set this aside so that he can do more.
Now, tentatively, I say six is what he's going to do. But what pissed me off
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is don't even bother fucking telling us, because now this whole next fucking 18 month period,
all I'm going to be wondering about or thinking about is how we're never going to get to see John Cena again.
Now I got anxiety about it. Now I'm just thinking every match I watch could be the last one.
What if he fucking pulls an edge and breaks his fucking leg in some crazy maneuver?
Fuck. Now I know going in that I was already worried this was going to be the last one.
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Now here it is. Right. Now it happens. Just fucking tell us at the end when you're done.
Tell us when the 18 month run is done or leave your boots in the ring. Yes.
Just do that, man. Like, just do that. Just just leave them in there.
You don't got to fucking come out and tell us two years in advance,
because this is like the inverse of what Flair and Hogan did, where Flair and Hogan had fucking retirements
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and then literally broke them every single time they fucking did it and came back and did shit. Right.
I think that for John Cena, the best possible way that he could have done this.
And again, yeah, you call me a smart Mark. Call me whatever. Yeah, I'm not in the business.
OK, fine. I get it. But for me as a fan, the best way he could have did this was go on a run,
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have that title one last time, and then you go into a fucking title or maybe you lose it.
And then you go into a hey, I need that. I want my rematch.
I'm willing to put my career on the line. And then you put over whoever the guy is.
It's got the title. It's not got to be a CM Punk. It doesn't need to be a Randy Orton.
It needs to be a Carmelo Hayes. It needs to be maybe an L.A. night needs to be somebody too late for that.
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Well, maybe for a night. But listen, maybe a car, a young guy, put over a young guy who who fuck or hell.
Maybe you tell him fine. I'll put the title on the line and we'll also put both our careers on the line.
So you're a young I've never seen that before. You're a young guy.
If you don't beat me for this belt, you have to retire.
I need I needed to be Bronbreaker. Oh, dude. Perfect.
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I need a heel made solidified with the retirement matchup.
John Cena needs to beat the fuck out of needs to bludgeon him.
He needs to do what Brock Lesnar did to him. With the fucking chairs or whatever,
when he just beat the shit out of fucking Cena with all those chairs that one.
And then he can do that segment where he pushes him down the stairs in a wheelchair after he fucks him up.
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Yeah. Perfect. Perfect. Do really sick shit.
So we get the impression that Bronbreaker is going to be a heel for the ages.
Hopefully. Yeah. And then turn up the fucking decided rhythms.
Turn up the HGH. Turn up the trend alone on him.
Like double it and then just let him be Scott Siner 2.0, man.
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That's what he that's what this let him do. Just let him do it and let him be crazy.
And that's what we need. That's going to be beautiful. It's going to be perfect.
I don't know what's going to happen with this. I don't know how it's going to go.
I can't predict anything. I will say that I think now with this being John Cena's last WrestleMania for sure.
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It's going to be in Vegas next year. Maybe we really do need to fucking get tickets to go.
Maybe we really need to fucking just go just to see it in person.
All right. So you think it's six matches, right? I'm thinking six.
Yeah, I'm thinking like Royal Rumble, WrestleMania. Survivor Series for sure.
Summer Slamming Survivor Series. And there might be Crown Jewel sprinkled in there so we can get that final sweet Saudi Arabia money.
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He's going to get that massive fucking payday from. Oh, yeah.
So maybe one of those and then whatever the one is in December, the final one or hell, maybe you make that Survivor Series.
Maybe you do Survivor Series be his final match is going away match. Maybe we'll see.
So I don't know. I think I think I'm now I'm kind of concerned because if you're telling me six matches, what sounds like a fair a fair go of it for numbers, right?
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How are you going to convince? How are you going to have a significant story for a feud with six matches because you need three months to build the feud.
And if you want to if you want if you want to make it a good one, I think you need six months.
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So, yeah, it can't or he's going to go the greatest hits route and just do bangers with John Cena. I mean, yes, Sam Punk, Randy Orton, Drew McIntyre.
I kind of think he's going to fight the Rock at WrestleMania next year.
Like, I kind of think that's what they're probably going to do now. Granted, I don't want to see that because we already got it.
It was once in a lifetime. Please don't sully it. OK.
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Maybe if well, shit, maybe if Brock Lesnar comes back, maybe he's around. I don't know. But yeah, like you said, a greatest hits tour and then maybe put somebody over, I feel like, at the end.
I would rather just it be six matches or maybe a year long feud and you make somebody. Yeah, you make somebody the next big star heel or well, no, no, heel, heel, heel.
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Heel. Yeah, got to be heel. And I will say this, too. I think that with the performance that Cena gave in the last match that he wrestled in, it was not a good one.
And I. Austin Theory. Yeah, it was it was not good. And I will say that I think that obviously he's in his 50s.
I don't think that they gave him enough time to prep for this. I think it was kind of thrown at the last minute.
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And especially with the filming schedule that he was doing with all the shit that he's on, I think that that fucked them.
And I think that he's not satisfied with that because I know if anything, there's anything I know about John Cena, I know he fucking respects the business and I know he's not satisfied with that.
And so I will be I'm willing to look past this nonsense of giving us a timeline of his retirement to give it to him and say, hey, you're going to go out on your own terms now.
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You're going to go out the way you want to. But I expect you to be wrestling at a level that is commensurate with your station, right, with the guys that you are wrestling with.
With. I expect that from you. Now, it's July. He's probably not going to wrestle until we go to Netflix.
It's probably not going to do shit until we go to Netflix, which honestly, looking at it now from this perspective that I just fucking thought of because I'm a genius.
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Maybe that's the smart way to do it now. Announce this whole going away tour. Now he's got six months.
Everyone knows you're coming back and you know you would do. You weren't happy with the last performance you gave.
Now you're going to need to be ready. So John Cena has six fucking months to get that ass and fucking ring to get joked to get John Cena up.
Do another couple of cycles. Shit. Six months is that's a good fucking. That's like three cycles right there.
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Yeah, I mean, shit, dude, it almost makes me wonder if he even bothers with the.
The never give up gimmick. Is this the one time he possibly abandons it and goes back to the doctor of thuganomics for Netflix to go to basically revisit something he's been at a touch with for so, so long, but probably wants to do because.
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I'm sure he wants to cut nasty promos and like really square up with dudes on the verbal end. At least I would love to see that.
And this is the other thing too. We all know that John Cena is the make a wish guy, but John Cena has been out of wrestling for a while right in terms of being that spotlight guy.
And he's done things that are adult oriented peacemaker and he's been in a bunch of all rated shit like he's done a lot of stuff that I mean hell he came out naked at the fucking Grammys or the fucking whatever the fuck it was the Oscars.
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So I don't think John Cena has those restrictions anymore when it comes to wrestling like where he couldn't be a face or I mean sorry he couldn't be a heel. He had to be a face because of all the kids that love them.
All those kids that loved him grew up watching. Well guess what they're adults now and now you're going to Netflix. And so I do think that there is a very strong possibility that he either brings that gimmick back or maybe he brings something new to the table that's different.
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But along that same vein it's not the same but you know it rhymes right like it's one of those kind of deals. It'll be something similar where he can go back to being kind of an asshole and like how he was when he was the doctor of thuganomics and man I think that would be the greatest way to fucking go out.
Yeah. We have like an NW like a Hulk turning heel moment and he will be loved. He'll be the face. It doesn't matter. He will be the face because people are going to love that shit and they're going to cheer for him all at all times.
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So if you've got somebody like Bron Breaker who comes in and says I don't give a fuck. Your time is past old man. I'm the future. I'm the present. It's me now. And you have this narrative that you can run for a whole fucking year of them just like again they're long slow burning the CM Punk and Drew McIntyre thing.
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I think this is how you make Bron Breaker a legend is you you you slow burn him and they don't have to wrestle every single fucking month or every other month. Hell they don't even need to really wrestle until maybe halfway through the feud.
But maybe he comes out at Royal Rumble. That's where you start it. John Cena enters in the Royal Rumble. That's his first like match back and he's like I'm going to win it. I'm going to go to WrestleMania with my final belt and then Bron Breaker somehow they're in the ring together.
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He fucking throws him out to cause some fucker. Maybe John Cena spears him out of the ring. Maybe John Cena eliminates him. Bron Breaker goes to the back. He comes back. John Bron Breaker because he's pissed and he fucking fucks up Cena and then he eliminates them.
And that's now how it begins. They maybe trade some words whatever. Okay fine goes fuckery happens. It goes away whatever. And then oh John Cena is going to have his match at WrestleMania with whoever. Bron Breaker comes in and fucking interferes. Oh man.
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Fucking now. Now you cost him something. Now you're a problem for real. Yeah. And then like I said maybe you have SummerSlam or you have one of the maybe Money in the Bank SummerSlam Survivor Series. Those are the three pay reviews and you have them do basically best of three against Bron Breaker.
Cena wins the first one or Cena or Breaker wins the first one maybe cheats does something sketchy. John Cena maybe fucking comes back on the second one wins it and does something sketchy maybe cheats to get back at him. Now we're square. And then you got the rubber match fucking the final one that's that Bron Breaker says.
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This is a retirement match. Whoever loses never wrestles again.
And then that's how you solidify him as the guy who retired. Essentially what will be known as the greatest fucking I wouldn't say in ring performer but this version's this generation's Hulk Hogan. That's who John Cena is. Yeah he is.
Without a doubt. There's nothing you can tell me that could that could convince me otherwise. John Cena is the 2000s wrestling fan generation fucking Hulk Hogan. That's the bottom line. So because now when people think of pro wrestling or they hear John Cena they might not know what WWE is.
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Well most people do but they know who John Cena is. They see him in all kinds of shit just like Hogan was back then. So anyways he retired the goat of this generation.
Bron Breaker possibly the greatest title main event title holder of all time. Potentially with him retiring as number 17 with with number 17.
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I hope they give it to him.
I'm a huge fucking flair mark as I'm sure people know. Obviously, you know, our good buddy the natural ad Jetswag is literally a fucking straight off of it or not. I would say rip off. He's an homage to Ric Flair.
And I would love to have. I would love to have never seen that be broken.
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But it's been around for so long. I think it's finally time. It is time. And I don't think Triple H obviously Triple H doesn't need it. Fucking who I don't know who else is close. Maybe Randy Orton's kind of close. I don't think he benefits from it.
John Cena becomes the new professional wrestling ambassador once he hits 17 and until John Cena dies. As he said in the press conference he puts on the suit he goes and he shakes everybody's hand. He goes to all the events he announces things 17 time World Heavyweight Champion John Cena.
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And the Rock decides to go on a title reign, because he can't have it.
He can't have it.
It's got to be somebody from the Aniwa'i family. Family. Yeah, this will this will be until this will be until one of them starts getting titles in a multitude of fashions. And then 20 years from now one of them will be 18 time.
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And then the Rock will be like, I did it.
Did it for the Rock. I did it for I did it for Roman when he's 60 and still when he has when he has his 3000 title or 3000 day title reign as a senior.
He's like, oh shit I forgot to turn in my AARP card.
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Damn.
Anyways, alright, I have a hypothetical situation here. What do you think.
We, because I think you can already pick a part where Bronbreaker would fall apart as far as promos go, or at least for John Cena he would find so many things to pick apart for Bronbreaker.
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Where do you think.
Where do you think Bronbreaker could hit John Cena where it hurts for promos.
He can hit him for being a shill for China.
I'm talking about KFab shit.
Oh KFab shit. Well, I mean that's kind of what's KFab shit. Oh, he could hit him for being soft. Oh, oh yeah you were a bad you were a badass when you first started and then oh you became everything kids loved and then you became what a fucking part timer.
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You became a part time scumbag.
I mean CM Punk kind of already did that to John Cena, but, I'm sorry not CM, DeAmbro did that, kind of, but I still think that they would apply here.
Oh now you want to come back for one more run you're just you're you're you live long enough to see you either die or you live long enough to become the villain, right.
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That's that's the whole thing. And I think you can hit him on that.
And I don't think he should go too hard.
I think Bron Breaker needs to let the physicality speak for itself.
I would say I would say like the one thing he just he should stand on is business. Yes.
I feel maybe the one thing he should stand on is, and this is going to probably piss people off which I hope it does.
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But I would attack John Cena on the fact that he was a bodybuilder first and then a wrestler. And then Bron Breaker could say I was bred for this.
My family comes from wrestling and you're just going to be my net.
Oh shit I went for that. I went to Goldberg.
Should be the next victim.
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Yeah, I was I was I was bred for this shit.
Yeah, that's hey that's a guy like that.
That's good.
You're just number one on my hit list.
Yeah, that's good. That's I like that.
I think that would work.
And then I don't know what fuck John Cena with him, but I'm sure he would destroy him.
But I would just hit him where it fucking hurts.
And but I think with this Netflix deal, I think we go back to the backstage beatings.
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I think we go back to fucking shown up at his house and beat his ass.
Hell, I think I hope John Cena has a well Peacemaker season two will be coming out during next year sometime.
I think at the premiere, Bron Breaker shows up and beats his fucking ass in front of everybody.
It makes it seem real.
Yeah, I think we do.
I think we do. I think that's how we go about them.
Go WCW route.
Oh, yeah.
Scorch. Let's do it.
Why not?
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Why not?
You guys.
It's like that episode of South Park and Butters is like, bitch, when you going to come make some real motherfucking money?
That's what that's what Triple H when you want to come make some real motherfucking money, right?
That's how you do it.
That is how fucking do it.
Anyways.
All right.
You got anything else to say about the John Cena deal?
Nothing.
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All right.
Cool.
All right.
So what do we want to talk about next?
What do you want to talk about?
Game rage fans, game rage fans, Internet.
Shit.
Well, you already talked about the doughy ass state of the WWE Universe, dude.
Yeah, that's I I can't believe this is fucking allowed.
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I mean, we were saying it.
I mean, we were saying it jokingly on the podcast.
We did with money in the bank, but I mean, I was also serious to like it is insulting to me that you've got guys that that want to be in the ring and wrestle but can't physically keep up because they're out of shape.
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Seth Rollins.
Fuck.
I.
Okay.
So I'll read a little thing that I did on Twitter the other day.
Oh, yeah.
On the X because there's a guy on there and I'll say this, the guy is a cool guy.
He runs like this LA night fan page or whatever.
I already hate him.
And I'm just kidding.
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I mean, you know, he's not he's not terrible.
I mean, he seems like a nice guy.
So you repost this thing that somebody said they said hot take and they had a picture of Seth Rollins and then they had the little greater than sign and then they had a picture of Shawn Michaels and they were saying essentially that Seth Rollins is greater.
Than Shawn Michaels.
And so he replied and said, You must be like 12 years old.
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And so I thought that it was funny.
And so I said, Oh, I said, Cool.
Wait a minute.
Show the thread.
There it is.
I hate fucking Twitter.
I said, Hey, here's a real hot take wrestlers who are out of ring shape and put on terrible matches because of it are disrespectful to their fans and the business.
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Looking at you, Seth, second breakfast, Rollins second.
And then I just said, HBK would never even when HBK.
Okay, Seth Rollins, you still have a three in your fucking age at the front of your age.
You only have 40 yet.
And you're going to tell me doing Shawn Michaels was in his fifties fucking wrestling at WrestleMania's.
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Yeah, he couldn't wear the super tight pants anymore on the legs like the legs had to have a little looseness to him.
But that's because you're fucking old, man.
He was still in shape.
He didn't have fucking shit and he still fucking put on hella fucking good matches.
And he was bow leg, dude.
Like he would walk like a fucking cowboy.
Yeah, exactly.
And his torso would like rotate because of all the back surgery.
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But again, he was still able to do all the fucking moves.
It wasn't like he was taking it easy or literally running out of breath during a match to where they literally when Seth Rollins was in that Damien,
he literally went like this.
He gave him the finger to hold up a second and.
Okay.
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And obviously, Damien Priest is like seven feet tall.
So, okay, sure.
Granted, those guys are not going to be in the best super great shape because they got a lot of blood to move around.
All right.
Their hearts are fucked.
Okay.
They get tuckered out real easy.
Okay.
So I'll give Damien Priest a pass.
But Seth Rollins is like.
And those fucking parachute pants that he was fucked, where the fuck that was that those pajama pants.
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He looked like he was fucking training to fight fucking Majin Buu or some shit.
Like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
And then that stupid little fucking you couldn't even wear a belt.
He had to have a fucking robe tie, tie it around.
And guess what?
It came undone.
It came undone because you couldn't have it very tight because that was the whole point was so your fat rolls didn't roll over the fucking top of the belt.
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It rolled over the fucking top of the thing.
Everybody's tucking, tucking their fucking gut in with like Damien Priest is lucky because he has the spandex fucking take it off.
It's the singlet.
Singlet.
And you never see him take it down below his abdomen because it's holding it.
It's it's it's holding the shape of his fucking.
You almost don't even you just see it right below his nipples.
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That's where it goes.
Right.
And then, yes, it's holding everything together.
Yeah. Fucking Undertaker did it because he was becoming gut Cassidy, dude.
Yeah. And he didn't.
He's the fucking Undertaker.
So it's OK.
It was acceptable.
It's acceptable because he's old.
He's old and he he's been in the business for multiple fucking eras, dude.
Decades.
Damien Priest, go to the gym.
Seth Rollins, stop eating fucking pancakes.
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Put the fork down.
Jesus fucking Christ.
And again, we were talking about Solo Sacoa.
The the biggest offender by all, dude.
That to me is because you're telling me this guy is going to be the one to take out Roman Reigns as the leader.
And meanwhile, he literally looks like a balloon, like a fucking inflated balloon.
There is no definition.
It is flat as he looks like the Samoan state puff marshmallow.
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Yeah, it's it is terrible.
And I can't believe the audacity of these guys to think that we will suspend our disbeliefs to that.
Sure, we suspend our disbeliefs on a lot of things when it comes to watching professional wrestling.
But I cannot suspend my disbelief to the point where I think a fat guy could beat up a dude who is actually in shape like Brock Lesnar or fuck.
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I mean, at least hell, L.A.
Knight may be old as balls, but at least he looks like he could beat somebody's ass.
I got to give him that.
Hell, that's probably the only reason he's even allowed to be there right now is because he's fucking shredded and he has the look and he cuts.
Yeah, and he's he's good.
He's pretty good wrestler.
All right. But he's old.
They probably would have tossed AJ Styles.
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Also old, best fucking shape of his life.
When he was fighting the doughboy Cody Rhodes at those last two fucking previous pay reviews, I'm like, I don't believe for a second that Cody Rhodes noodle arm.
Cody Rhodes could actually beat up AJ Styles.
I don't believe it.
I don't fucking believe it for a second.
Hell, I honestly don't even believe that Cody Rhodes could beat up Solo Sokoa.
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All right.
Or maybe or crazy here.
Let's not get.
I know you hate Cody Rhodes, but you can't sell me on that one.
That's a hard sell.
Let's see how far I can take it.
But maybe I did go a little too far.
However, I do hate Cody Rhodes, and I will say that, I mean, he must have fucking paid attention because or at least he tanned himself properly because he did look a little more in shape for this match that was at the money in the bank.
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However, because he only had to do one sixth of the normal zero that he does in the ring.
He didn't really do much.
So I didn't really have any super bad things to say because he got like four spots.
So it's like, OK, cool.
He didn't fuck up the four moves that he had to do.
Yeah.
The biggest the biggest offenders for me right now are Damien Priest, Seth Rollins, especially fucking Solo Sokoa.
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Yep.
There's one more person.
I even say J Uso is getting a little like he's taking a little too many one too many stops at fucking McDonald's and hit the fucking McNuggets a little too hard.
He's hitting the catering table too often.
You fucking need to cut back on that shit.
I think what they need to do is vegetables only.
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All right.
Low calorie foods and vegetables.
That's it.
No sugar.
No fucking puff pastries.
No pancakes.
None of that shit.
Cut it all out.
Everyone's fucking and they all need to get their A1C fucking checked because they probably all have diabetes.
Fucking A1C bloodline.
That is that is one of the greatest fucking things we've ever said.
Let's see.
Oh, man.
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How did Triple H how is he doing a decent job as being the creative the CEO?
I guess in terms of creative shit for WWE.
How is he letting these motherfuckers get pudgy, dude?
The guys in fucking NXT look like they're fucking ready to beat everybody's ass on the main roster.
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Yeah.
Well, I think he kind of gave up.
I think he's just like, fuck it.
These guys want to be fat.
That's fine.
When it comes down to Netflix time.
Hey, buddy, you're looking like shit.
You're not going to get some good matches.
And I trick Williams looks better than everybody on the on the roster, dude.
Fucking I'll take Joe Hendry, dude.
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Fuck me.
I mean, fuck you.
I hate Joe Hendry, but I'll take him because he looks better than these.
He looks better than solo fucking.
I think Joe Hendry should be running the bloodline.
Yeah, I mean, Joe, Joe, Joe, whatever, dude.
Make him the new bloodline member like Sammy Zane, dude.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Fuck.
I mean, hell, Sammy Zane has even done a better job of not being as pudgy as he usually is.
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So, I mean, granted, maybe the belt fucking the IC title gave him the drive to say, oh, man, I got to stop eating fucking McDonald's.
I need to look a little better.
Kevin Owens was on that list, but then he slimmed down.
Now he doesn't look threatening.
Right.
You were saying he's saying he still has the gut.
You can still see the gut like the basketball.
It's not as big.
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But then like he lost all the weight in his arms and now he's got like fucking toothpick arms.
And I'm like, fuck, man.
Sure.
Maybe before you were like fatter, but like you you looked like you had more muscle mass.
So like, I believe that you could street fight somebody with duct tape on your shirt.
K.O. duct taped on your shirt.
That worked for the gimmick.
That worked.
Well, really, his look is what made the gimmick like that's what you had to go with.
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I felt like. But now you just like fucking you look like you know, when like people like when people get like, what is it?
Not as epic, but the fucking the lap band or whatever.
Yeah. It's kind of what it looks like.
And I'm like, I don't I don't buy it, man.
I don't think you're fucking able to fight people anymore.
I don't feel like you're that guy.
Get the fucking gym.
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Do some goddamn curls, bitch.
It's not hard.
Same thing with Cody Rhodes.
Do some fucking curls.
I don't know these guys work on their fucking their their what is it called?
The show muscles or whatever.
Like, that's the whole point.
That's what you're supposed to look like.
I don't like it.
I don't like that shit.
It makes you look like a fucking mandolin.
All right.
And we're supposed to see wrestlers as these larger than life characters because that's what they are.
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You got to look like he man.
You got it now.
Not everybody does because people have different roles.
But, hell, you need to at least look like you're in shape enough to fucking do the maneuvers or to fight people.
I mean, shit outside of the heavyweight division in the UFC, there is not a single fat person there, not a single fat dude.
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Maybe there's people that might look out of shape, but they probably get their asses beat.
Everybody else shredded.
Because they have to be because they're actually fighting each other.
Hell, they should have weigh ins at the WWE now, but like negative weigh ins.
So like if you're over, if anyone sees too high, fucking start, get the bottle out, chew some bubblegum so you can spit into a bottle.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
We'll start doing fucking drugs.
I don't know.
Fuck.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
If there's anything we want in wrestling, it's roided out freaks doing spectacular human feats that no one could conceive.
Conceivably do without the help of good old buddy testosterone.
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Yeah.
Without good old performance enhancing drugs, much like baseball.
That's how it should be.
Wrestling and baseball steroids, legal, totally not only legal, but provided by the organizations.
Are we are we good with this topic?
I think we're good.
OK.
What do we have in terms of time?
Thirty minutes.
Thirty three minutes.
Hmm.
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Should we just end it here?
I had I had more topics, but we're kind of on it.
You know what?
We could we could just fucking end it here.
Sorry.
Just start a new episode.
OK.
Or we could do a new episode for.
All right.
You know, yeah, fuck it.
We'll end it here.
All right.
Even though we told them we were going to talk about it.
Good cliffhanger.
Tune in next time.
If you want to hear us talk about the conspiracy theory that I have regarding the merchandise
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of WWE and potentially UFC.
So.
I want to talk about some of the happy happenings on Raw as well.
OK, cool.
All right, cool.
Well, fuck it.
We'll just record straight into another episode then.
OK.
Or whatever.
All right.
Anyways, cool.
Well, let's get out of here.
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All right. So let's let's start this off with the one thing that we didn't cover from the money in the bank because we just didn't fucking talk about it.
That was this whole John Cena thing. OK, so John Cena's because today we have a few topics and I'll tell you this right now.
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Timestamp. Oh, the timestamp is a fuck three, two, forty, two, forty, two, forty, two, forty, just like solo so Koa's weight or BMI.
Fuck them. I agree.
We're going to talk about that today. We're talking about fatties in wrestling.
We're going to talk about fucking undisciplined, disgusting fat boys and how Scott Steiner was right.
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He was fucking right. Fucking right. He's fat. And it's disgusting. Disgust me. I'm going to make a bleed.
Yeah. And I will I will. We'll get to that.
We're also going to talk about obviously the John Cena thing is going to be the first thing we're talking about.
And then we're going to talk about we're going to talk about my conspiracy theory regarding the future of WWE clothing merchandise
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and possibly fucking wrestling attire, which, God, I hope this fucking isn't true.
But oh, yeah, I got you. Yeah, we're going to talk about that.
It's a conspiracy theory that I have to get to that. And then what was the other thing?
Oh, the holdover period of that. Yeah.
This this being this being the holdover period where it's going to suck balls for the next six months until we get to Netflix.
So we're going to talk about that. So those are topics.
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First and foremost, the John Cena issue talking to somebody about this.
I got told, why do you have to ruin everything, Josh?
Like, why is this piece of shit, Josh?
And like, this is someone that we've loved and blah, blah, blah.
And you're right. You're fucking right. Yes.
John Cena, he has been a pillar of professional wrestling for the last 20 fucking plus years.
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He is likely going to be the one who breaks Ric Flair's 16 time.
Who better deserving than John Cena? Honestly, no one.
No one better deserving. And I'm not mad.
OK, maybe I'm a little it's a little sad to see that he's retiring.
It's also makes me feel old as fuck because, again, I saw him come.
I saw him wrestle in those neon green shitty tights for the first time. Me too.
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Yeah. And now I feel a little bit.
Maybe this brings my own mortality to the forefront here a little bit.
But what what pissed me off about this is why come out and say all this shit about how you're going to retire.
You're retiring. This is it. It's over.
Thank you, everyone, for loving me. And I love you all.
And then immediately say, well, hold on now.
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I mean, I'm going to retire in six to 12 business months.
Like, actually, like, I'm still going to be wrestling, like, still be around, still going to wrestle.
Oh, and also, you know, this next WrestleMania, I'm going to be wrestling.
You know, it's not going to be my last match, but it'll just be my last WrestleMania.
I'm going to go all the way from January 2025 to December 2025 and then December 2025 retire.
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That's that's his plan. That's the plan. And I'm sure barring injury, I'm sure that'll probably happen.
And he's probably going to wrestle, I would say, maybe six matches in that 12 month period.
I think that's probably reasonable considering his work schedule of film.
And maybe he's set this aside so that he can do more.
Now, tentatively, I say six is what he's going to do. But what pissed me off
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is don't even bother fucking telling us, because now this whole next fucking 18 month period,
all I'm going to be wondering about or thinking about is how we're never going to get to see John Cena again.
Now I got anxiety about it. Now I'm just thinking every match I watch could be the last one.
What if he fucking pulls an edge and breaks his fucking leg in some crazy maneuver?
Fuck. Now I know going in that I was already worried this was going to be the last one.
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Now here it is. Right. Now it happens. Just fucking tell us at the end when you're done.
Tell us when the 18 month run is done or leave your boots in the ring. Yes.
Just do that, man. Like, just do that. Just just leave them in there.
You don't got to fucking come out and tell us two years in advance,
because this is like the inverse of what Flair and Hogan did, where Flair and Hogan had fucking retirements
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and then literally broke them every single time they fucking did it and came back and did shit. Right.
I think that for John Cena, the best possible way that he could have done this.
And again, yeah, you call me a smart Mark. Call me whatever. Yeah, I'm not in the business.
OK, fine. I get it. But for me as a fan, the best way he could have did this was go on a run,
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have that title one last time, and then you go into a fucking title or maybe you lose it.
And then you go into a hey, I need that. I want my rematch.
I'm willing to put my career on the line. And then you put over whoever the guy is.
It's got the title. It's not got to be a CM Punk. It doesn't need to be a Randy Orton.
It needs to be a Carmelo Hayes. It needs to be maybe an L.A. night needs to be somebody too late for that.
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Well, maybe for a night. But listen, maybe a car, a young guy, put over a young guy who who fuck or hell.
Maybe you tell him fine. I'll put the title on the line and we'll also put both our careers on the line.
So you're a young I've never seen that before. You're a young guy.
If you don't beat me for this belt, you have to retire.
I need I needed to be Bronbreaker. Oh, dude. Perfect.
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I need a heel made solidified with the retirement matchup.
John Cena needs to beat the fuck out of needs to bludgeon him.
He needs to do what Brock Lesnar did to him. With the fucking chairs or whatever,
when he just beat the shit out of fucking Cena with all those chairs that one.
And then he can do that segment where he pushes him down the stairs in a wheelchair after he fucks him up.
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Yeah. Perfect. Perfect. Do really sick shit.
So we get the impression that Bronbreaker is going to be a heel for the ages.
Hopefully. Yeah. And then turn up the fucking decided rhythms.
Turn up the HGH. Turn up the trend alone on him.
Like double it and then just let him be Scott Siner 2.0, man.
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That's what he that's what this let him do. Just let him do it and let him be crazy.
And that's what we need. That's going to be beautiful. It's going to be perfect.
I don't know what's going to happen with this. I don't know how it's going to go.
I can't predict anything. I will say that I think now with this being John Cena's last WrestleMania for sure.
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It's going to be in Vegas next year. Maybe we really do need to fucking get tickets to go.
Maybe we really need to fucking just go just to see it in person.
All right. So you think it's six matches, right? I'm thinking six.
Yeah, I'm thinking like Royal Rumble, WrestleMania. Survivor Series for sure.
Summer Slamming Survivor Series. And there might be Crown Jewel sprinkled in there so we can get that final sweet Saudi Arabia money.
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He's going to get that massive fucking payday from. Oh, yeah.
So maybe one of those and then whatever the one is in December, the final one or hell, maybe you make that Survivor Series.
Maybe you do Survivor Series be his final match is going away match. Maybe we'll see.
So I don't know. I think I think I'm now I'm kind of concerned because if you're telling me six matches, what sounds like a fair a fair go of it for numbers, right?
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How are you going to convince? How are you going to have a significant story for a feud with six matches because you need three months to build the feud.
And if you want to if you want if you want to make it a good one, I think you need six months.
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So, yeah, it can't or he's going to go the greatest hits route and just do bangers with John Cena. I mean, yes, Sam Punk, Randy Orton, Drew McIntyre.
I kind of think he's going to fight the Rock at WrestleMania next year.
Like, I kind of think that's what they're probably going to do now. Granted, I don't want to see that because we already got it.
It was once in a lifetime. Please don't sully it. OK.
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Maybe if well, shit, maybe if Brock Lesnar comes back, maybe he's around. I don't know. But yeah, like you said, a greatest hits tour and then maybe put somebody over, I feel like, at the end.
I would rather just it be six matches or maybe a year long feud and you make somebody. Yeah, you make somebody the next big star heel or well, no, no, heel, heel, heel.
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Heel. Yeah, got to be heel. And I will say this, too. I think that with the performance that Cena gave in the last match that he wrestled in, it was not a good one.
And I. Austin Theory. Yeah, it was it was not good. And I will say that I think that obviously he's in his 50s.
I don't think that they gave him enough time to prep for this. I think it was kind of thrown at the last minute.
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And especially with the filming schedule that he was doing with all the shit that he's on, I think that that fucked them.
And I think that he's not satisfied with that because I know if anything, there's anything I know about John Cena, I know he fucking respects the business and I know he's not satisfied with that.
And so I will be I'm willing to look past this nonsense of giving us a timeline of his retirement to give it to him and say, hey, you're going to go out on your own terms now.
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You're going to go out the way you want to. But I expect you to be wrestling at a level that is commensurate with your station, right, with the guys that you are wrestling with.
With. I expect that from you. Now, it's July. He's probably not going to wrestle until we go to Netflix.
It's probably not going to do shit until we go to Netflix, which honestly, looking at it now from this perspective that I just fucking thought of because I'm a genius.
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Maybe that's the smart way to do it now. Announce this whole going away tour. Now he's got six months.
Everyone knows you're coming back and you know you would do. You weren't happy with the last performance you gave.
Now you're going to need to be ready. So John Cena has six fucking months to get that ass and fucking ring to get joked to get John Cena up.
Do another couple of cycles. Shit. Six months is that's a good fucking. That's like three cycles right there.
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Yeah, I mean, shit, dude, it almost makes me wonder if he even bothers with the.
The never give up gimmick. Is this the one time he possibly abandons it and goes back to the doctor of thuganomics for Netflix to go to basically revisit something he's been at a touch with for so, so long, but probably wants to do because.
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I'm sure he wants to cut nasty promos and like really square up with dudes on the verbal end. At least I would love to see that.
And this is the other thing too. We all know that John Cena is the make a wish guy, but John Cena has been out of wrestling for a while right in terms of being that spotlight guy.
And he's done things that are adult oriented peacemaker and he's been in a bunch of all rated shit like he's done a lot of stuff that I mean hell he came out naked at the fucking Grammys or the fucking whatever the fuck it was the Oscars.
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So I don't think John Cena has those restrictions anymore when it comes to wrestling like where he couldn't be a face or I mean sorry he couldn't be a heel. He had to be a face because of all the kids that love them.
All those kids that loved him grew up watching. Well guess what they're adults now and now you're going to Netflix. And so I do think that there is a very strong possibility that he either brings that gimmick back or maybe he brings something new to the table that's different.
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But along that same vein it's not the same but you know it rhymes right like it's one of those kind of deals. It'll be something similar where he can go back to being kind of an asshole and like how he was when he was the doctor of thuganomics and man I think that would be the greatest way to fucking go out.
Yeah. We have like an NW like a Hulk turning heel moment and he will be loved. He'll be the face. It doesn't matter. He will be the face because people are going to love that shit and they're going to cheer for him all at all times.
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So if you've got somebody like Bron Breaker who comes in and says I don't give a fuck. Your time is past old man. I'm the future. I'm the present. It's me now. And you have this narrative that you can run for a whole fucking year of them just like again they're long slow burning the CM Punk and Drew McIntyre thing.
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I think this is how you make Bron Breaker a legend is you you you slow burn him and they don't have to wrestle every single fucking month or every other month. Hell they don't even need to really wrestle until maybe halfway through the feud.
But maybe he comes out at Royal Rumble. That's where you start it. John Cena enters in the Royal Rumble. That's his first like match back and he's like I'm going to win it. I'm going to go to WrestleMania with my final belt and then Bron Breaker somehow they're in the ring together.
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He fucking throws him out to cause some fucker. Maybe John Cena spears him out of the ring. Maybe John Cena eliminates him. Bron Breaker goes to the back. He comes back. John Bron Breaker because he's pissed and he fucking fucks up Cena and then he eliminates them.
And that's now how it begins. They maybe trade some words whatever. Okay fine goes fuckery happens. It goes away whatever. And then oh John Cena is going to have his match at WrestleMania with whoever. Bron Breaker comes in and fucking interferes. Oh man.
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Fucking now. Now you cost him something. Now you're a problem for real. Yeah. And then like I said maybe you have SummerSlam or you have one of the maybe Money in the Bank SummerSlam Survivor Series. Those are the three pay reviews and you have them do basically best of three against Bron Breaker.
Cena wins the first one or Cena or Breaker wins the first one maybe cheats does something sketchy. John Cena maybe fucking comes back on the second one wins it and does something sketchy maybe cheats to get back at him. Now we're square. And then you got the rubber match fucking the final one that's that Bron Breaker says.
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This is a retirement match. Whoever loses never wrestles again.
And then that's how you solidify him as the guy who retired. Essentially what will be known as the greatest fucking I wouldn't say in ring performer but this version's this generation's Hulk Hogan. That's who John Cena is. Yeah he is.
Without a doubt. There's nothing you can tell me that could that could convince me otherwise. John Cena is the 2000s wrestling fan generation fucking Hulk Hogan. That's the bottom line. So because now when people think of pro wrestling or they hear John Cena they might not know what WWE is.
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Well most people do but they know who John Cena is. They see him in all kinds of shit just like Hogan was back then. So anyways he retired the goat of this generation.
Bron Breaker possibly the greatest title main event title holder of all time. Potentially with him retiring as number 17 with with number 17.
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I hope they give it to him.
I'm a huge fucking flair mark as I'm sure people know. Obviously, you know, our good buddy the natural ad Jetswag is literally a fucking straight off of it or not. I would say rip off. He's an homage to Ric Flair.
And I would love to have. I would love to have never seen that be broken.
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But it's been around for so long. I think it's finally time. It is time. And I don't think Triple H obviously Triple H doesn't need it. Fucking who I don't know who else is close. Maybe Randy Orton's kind of close. I don't think he benefits from it.
John Cena becomes the new professional wrestling ambassador once he hits 17 and until John Cena dies. As he said in the press conference he puts on the suit he goes and he shakes everybody's hand. He goes to all the events he announces things 17 time World Heavyweight Champion John Cena.
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And the Rock decides to go on a title reign, because he can't have it.
He can't have it.
It's got to be somebody from the Aniwa'i family. Family. Yeah, this will this will be until this will be until one of them starts getting titles in a multitude of fashions. And then 20 years from now one of them will be 18 time.
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And then the Rock will be like, I did it.
Did it for the Rock. I did it for I did it for Roman when he's 60 and still when he has when he has his 3000 title or 3000 day title reign as a senior.
He's like, oh shit I forgot to turn in my AARP card.
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Damn.
Anyways, alright, I have a hypothetical situation here. What do you think.
We, because I think you can already pick a part where Bronbreaker would fall apart as far as promos go, or at least for John Cena he would find so many things to pick apart for Bronbreaker.
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Where do you think.
Where do you think Bronbreaker could hit John Cena where it hurts for promos.
He can hit him for being a shill for China.
I'm talking about KFab shit.
Oh KFab shit. Well, I mean that's kind of what's KFab shit. Oh, he could hit him for being soft. Oh, oh yeah you were a bad you were a badass when you first started and then oh you became everything kids loved and then you became what a fucking part timer.
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You became a part time scumbag.
I mean CM Punk kind of already did that to John Cena, but, I'm sorry not CM, DeAmbro did that, kind of, but I still think that they would apply here.
Oh now you want to come back for one more run you're just you're you're you live long enough to see you either die or you live long enough to become the villain, right.
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That's that's the whole thing. And I think you can hit him on that.
And I don't think he should go too hard.
I think Bron Breaker needs to let the physicality speak for itself.
I would say I would say like the one thing he just he should stand on is business. Yes.
I feel maybe the one thing he should stand on is, and this is going to probably piss people off which I hope it does.
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But I would attack John Cena on the fact that he was a bodybuilder first and then a wrestler. And then Bron Breaker could say I was bred for this.
My family comes from wrestling and you're just going to be my net.
Oh shit I went for that. I went to Goldberg.
Should be the next victim.
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Yeah, I was I was I was bred for this shit.
Yeah, that's hey that's a guy like that.
That's good.
You're just number one on my hit list.
Yeah, that's good. That's I like that.
I think that would work.
And then I don't know what fuck John Cena with him, but I'm sure he would destroy him.
But I would just hit him where it fucking hurts.
And but I think with this Netflix deal, I think we go back to the backstage beatings.
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I think we go back to fucking shown up at his house and beat his ass.
Hell, I think I hope John Cena has a well Peacemaker season two will be coming out during next year sometime.
I think at the premiere, Bron Breaker shows up and beats his fucking ass in front of everybody.
It makes it seem real.
Yeah, I think we do.
I think we do. I think that's how we go about them.
Go WCW route.
Oh, yeah.
Scorch. Let's do it.
Why not?
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Why not?
You guys.
It's like that episode of South Park and Butters is like, bitch, when you going to come make some real motherfucking money?
That's what that's what Triple H when you want to come make some real motherfucking money, right?
That's how you do it.
That is how fucking do it.
Anyways.
All right.
You got anything else to say about the John Cena deal?
Nothing.
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All right.
Cool.
All right.
So what do we want to talk about next?
What do you want to talk about?
Game rage fans, game rage fans, Internet.
Shit.
Well, you already talked about the doughy ass state of the WWE Universe, dude.
Yeah, that's I I can't believe this is fucking allowed.
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I mean, we were saying it.
I mean, we were saying it jokingly on the podcast.
We did with money in the bank, but I mean, I was also serious to like it is insulting to me that you've got guys that that want to be in the ring and wrestle but can't physically keep up because they're out of shape.
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Seth Rollins.
Fuck.
I.
Okay.
So I'll read a little thing that I did on Twitter the other day.
Oh, yeah.
On the X because there's a guy on there and I'll say this, the guy is a cool guy.
He runs like this LA night fan page or whatever.
I already hate him.
And I'm just kidding.
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I mean, you know, he's not he's not terrible.
I mean, he seems like a nice guy.
So you repost this thing that somebody said they said hot take and they had a picture of Seth Rollins and then they had the little greater than sign and then they had a picture of Shawn Michaels and they were saying essentially that Seth Rollins is greater.
Than Shawn Michaels.
And so he replied and said, You must be like 12 years old.
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And so I thought that it was funny.
And so I said, Oh, I said, Cool.
Wait a minute.
Show the thread.
There it is.
I hate fucking Twitter.
I said, Hey, here's a real hot take wrestlers who are out of ring shape and put on terrible matches because of it are disrespectful to their fans and the business.
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Looking at you, Seth, second breakfast, Rollins second.
And then I just said, HBK would never even when HBK.
Okay, Seth Rollins, you still have a three in your fucking age at the front of your age.
You only have 40 yet.
And you're going to tell me doing Shawn Michaels was in his fifties fucking wrestling at WrestleMania's.
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Yeah, he couldn't wear the super tight pants anymore on the legs like the legs had to have a little looseness to him.
But that's because you're fucking old, man.
He was still in shape.
He didn't have fucking shit and he still fucking put on hella fucking good matches.
And he was bow leg, dude.
Like he would walk like a fucking cowboy.
Yeah, exactly.
And his torso would like rotate because of all the back surgery.
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But again, he was still able to do all the fucking moves.
It wasn't like he was taking it easy or literally running out of breath during a match to where they literally when Seth Rollins was in that Damien,
he literally went like this.
He gave him the finger to hold up a second and.
Okay.
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And obviously, Damien Priest is like seven feet tall.
So, okay, sure.
Granted, those guys are not going to be in the best super great shape because they got a lot of blood to move around.
All right.
Their hearts are fucked.
Okay.
They get tuckered out real easy.
Okay.
So I'll give Damien Priest a pass.
But Seth Rollins is like.
And those fucking parachute pants that he was fucked, where the fuck that was that those pajama pants.
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He looked like he was fucking training to fight fucking Majin Buu or some shit.
Like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
And then that stupid little fucking you couldn't even wear a belt.
He had to have a fucking robe tie, tie it around.
And guess what?
It came undone.
It came undone because you couldn't have it very tight because that was the whole point was so your fat rolls didn't roll over the fucking top of the belt.
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It rolled over the fucking top of the thing.
Everybody's tucking, tucking their fucking gut in with like Damien Priest is lucky because he has the spandex fucking take it off.
It's the singlet.
Singlet.
And you never see him take it down below his abdomen because it's holding it.
It's it's it's holding the shape of his fucking.
You almost don't even you just see it right below his nipples.
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That's where it goes.
Right.
And then, yes, it's holding everything together.
Yeah. Fucking Undertaker did it because he was becoming gut Cassidy, dude.
Yeah. And he didn't.
He's the fucking Undertaker.
So it's OK.
It was acceptable.
It's acceptable because he's old.
He's old and he he's been in the business for multiple fucking eras, dude.
Decades.
Damien Priest, go to the gym.
Seth Rollins, stop eating fucking pancakes.
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Put the fork down.
Jesus fucking Christ.
And again, we were talking about Solo Sacoa.
The the biggest offender by all, dude.
That to me is because you're telling me this guy is going to be the one to take out Roman Reigns as the leader.
And meanwhile, he literally looks like a balloon, like a fucking inflated balloon.
There is no definition.
It is flat as he looks like the Samoan state puff marshmallow.
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Yeah, it's it is terrible.
And I can't believe the audacity of these guys to think that we will suspend our disbeliefs to that.
Sure, we suspend our disbeliefs on a lot of things when it comes to watching professional wrestling.
But I cannot suspend my disbelief to the point where I think a fat guy could beat up a dude who is actually in shape like Brock Lesnar or fuck.
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I mean, at least hell, L.A.
Knight may be old as balls, but at least he looks like he could beat somebody's ass.
I got to give him that.
Hell, that's probably the only reason he's even allowed to be there right now is because he's fucking shredded and he has the look and he cuts.
Yeah, and he's he's good.
He's pretty good wrestler.
All right. But he's old.
They probably would have tossed AJ Styles.
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Also old, best fucking shape of his life.
When he was fighting the doughboy Cody Rhodes at those last two fucking previous pay reviews, I'm like, I don't believe for a second that Cody Rhodes noodle arm.
Cody Rhodes could actually beat up AJ Styles.
I don't believe it.
I don't fucking believe it for a second.
Hell, I honestly don't even believe that Cody Rhodes could beat up Solo Sokoa.
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All right.
Or maybe or crazy here.
Let's not get.
I know you hate Cody Rhodes, but you can't sell me on that one.
That's a hard sell.
Let's see how far I can take it.
But maybe I did go a little too far.
However, I do hate Cody Rhodes, and I will say that, I mean, he must have fucking paid attention because or at least he tanned himself properly because he did look a little more in shape for this match that was at the money in the bank.
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However, because he only had to do one sixth of the normal zero that he does in the ring.
He didn't really do much.
So I didn't really have any super bad things to say because he got like four spots.
So it's like, OK, cool.
He didn't fuck up the four moves that he had to do.
Yeah.
The biggest the biggest offenders for me right now are Damien Priest, Seth Rollins, especially fucking Solo Sokoa.
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Yep.
There's one more person.
I even say J Uso is getting a little like he's taking a little too many one too many stops at fucking McDonald's and hit the fucking McNuggets a little too hard.
He's hitting the catering table too often.
You fucking need to cut back on that shit.
I think what they need to do is vegetables only.
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All right.
Low calorie foods and vegetables.
That's it.
No sugar.
No fucking puff pastries.
No pancakes.
None of that shit.
Cut it all out.
Everyone's fucking and they all need to get their A1C fucking checked because they probably all have diabetes.
Fucking A1C bloodline.
That is that is one of the greatest fucking things we've ever said.
Let's see.
Oh, man.
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How did Triple H how is he doing a decent job as being the creative the CEO?
I guess in terms of creative shit for WWE.
How is he letting these motherfuckers get pudgy, dude?
The guys in fucking NXT look like they're fucking ready to beat everybody's ass on the main roster.
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Yeah.
Well, I think he kind of gave up.
I think he's just like, fuck it.
These guys want to be fat.
That's fine.
When it comes down to Netflix time.
Hey, buddy, you're looking like shit.
You're not going to get some good matches.
And I trick Williams looks better than everybody on the on the roster, dude.
Fucking I'll take Joe Hendry, dude.
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Fuck me.
I mean, fuck you.
I hate Joe Hendry, but I'll take him because he looks better than these.
He looks better than solo fucking.
I think Joe Hendry should be running the bloodline.
Yeah, I mean, Joe, Joe, Joe, whatever, dude.
Make him the new bloodline member like Sammy Zane, dude.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Fuck.
I mean, hell, Sammy Zane has even done a better job of not being as pudgy as he usually is.
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So, I mean, granted, maybe the belt fucking the IC title gave him the drive to say, oh, man, I got to stop eating fucking McDonald's.
I need to look a little better.
Kevin Owens was on that list, but then he slimmed down.
Now he doesn't look threatening.
Right.
You were saying he's saying he still has the gut.
You can still see the gut like the basketball.
It's not as big.
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But then like he lost all the weight in his arms and now he's got like fucking toothpick arms.
And I'm like, fuck, man.
Sure.
Maybe before you were like fatter, but like you you looked like you had more muscle mass.
So like, I believe that you could street fight somebody with duct tape on your shirt.
K.O. duct taped on your shirt.
That worked for the gimmick.
That worked.
Well, really, his look is what made the gimmick like that's what you had to go with.
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I felt like. But now you just like fucking you look like you know, when like people like when people get like, what is it?
Not as epic, but the fucking the lap band or whatever.
Yeah. It's kind of what it looks like.
And I'm like, I don't I don't buy it, man.
I don't think you're fucking able to fight people anymore.
I don't feel like you're that guy.
Get the fucking gym.
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Do some goddamn curls, bitch.
It's not hard.
Same thing with Cody Rhodes.
Do some fucking curls.
I don't know these guys work on their fucking their their what is it called?
The show muscles or whatever.
Like, that's the whole point.
That's what you're supposed to look like.
I don't like it.
I don't like that shit.
It makes you look like a fucking mandolin.
All right.
And we're supposed to see wrestlers as these larger than life characters because that's what they are.
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You got to look like he man.
You got it now.
Not everybody does because people have different roles.
But, hell, you need to at least look like you're in shape enough to fucking do the maneuvers or to fight people.
I mean, shit outside of the heavyweight division in the UFC, there is not a single fat person there, not a single fat dude.
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Maybe there's people that might look out of shape, but they probably get their asses beat.
Everybody else shredded.
Because they have to be because they're actually fighting each other.
Hell, they should have weigh ins at the WWE now, but like negative weigh ins.
So like if you're over, if anyone sees too high, fucking start, get the bottle out, chew some bubblegum so you can spit into a bottle.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
We'll start doing fucking drugs.
I don't know.
Fuck.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
If there's anything we want in wrestling, it's roided out freaks doing spectacular human feats that no one could conceive.
Conceivably do without the help of good old buddy testosterone.
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Yeah.
Without good old performance enhancing drugs, much like baseball.
That's how it should be.
Wrestling and baseball steroids, legal, totally not only legal, but provided by the organizations.
Are we are we good with this topic?
I think we're good.
OK.
What do we have in terms of time?
Thirty minutes.
Thirty three minutes.
Hmm.
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Should we just end it here?
I had I had more topics, but we're kind of on it.
You know what?
We could we could just fucking end it here.
Sorry.
Just start a new episode.
OK.
Or we could do a new episode for.
All right.
You know, yeah, fuck it.
We'll end it here.
All right.
Even though we told them we were going to talk about it.
Good cliffhanger.
Tune in next time.
If you want to hear us talk about the conspiracy theory that I have regarding the merchandise
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of WWE and potentially UFC.
So.
I want to talk about some of the happy happenings on Raw as well.
OK, cool.
All right, cool.
Well, fuck it.
We'll just record straight into another episode then.
OK.
Or whatever.
All right.
Anyways, cool.
Well, let's get out of here.
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