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August 13, 2024 21 mins

Welcome back to Great Off My Lawn, where we dive into the madness and pull no punches! In today's video, we're tackling the one and only Kamala Harris. She's been called a lot of things, but "consistent" isn't one of them. From her notorious flip-flopping to questionable moments that make us scratch our heads, we're breaking down why the so-called "Great American Joke" might just be the punchline that no one's laughing at.

Is Kamala Harris a mastermind of political maneuvering, or is her inconsistency setting us up for a disaster that could ripple across America and beyond? Buckle up as we explore how her actions and decisions could potentially tip the scales—not just for the U.S., but for the entire world. This isn't just politics as usual; it's a high-stakes game where the punchline might not be funny at all.

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What you just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I have ever heard.
At no point in your rambling,incoherent response were you
even close to anything thatcould be considered a rational
thought.
Everyone in this room is nowdumber for having listened to.

(00:22):
It is now dumber for havinglistened to it.
You don't know what that oughtis, mr Trash, I'd show you, but
I'm too old, I'm too tired, I'mtoo fucking blind.
If I were the man I was fiveyears ago.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
I'd take a flamethrower to this place, do
you understand?

Speaker 1 (00:49):
the words that are coming out of my mouth.
You want answers.
I think I'm entitled.
You want answers.
I want the truth.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
You can't handle the truth.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Good to be back in Pennsylvania.
It really is good to be back inPennsylvania.
It really is good to be back inWisconsin.
It is so good to be back inMichigan.
I am clear the path to theWhite House runs right through
this state.
And listen, I am clear, thepath to the White House runs
right through this state.
I took on perpetrators of allkinds.
I took on perpetrators of allkinds.

(01:24):
I took on perpetrators of allkinds.
I took on perpetrators of allkinds.
I took on perpetrators of allkinds.
I know Donald Trump's type.
I know Donald Trump's type.
In this campaign.
I proudly put my record againsthis any day of the week In this
campaign.

(01:44):
I'll tell you, I will proudlyput my record against his any
day of the week.
Are you ready to make yourvoices heard?
Ready to make your voices heard?
Are you ready to make yourvoices heard?
When we fight, we win.
So I know what I'm talkingabout.
We know our immigration systemis broken and we know what it

(02:08):
takes to fix it Comprehensivereform that includes strong
border security and an earnedpathway to citizenship.
You know we have to stay woke,like everybody needs to be woke,

(02:32):
and you can talk about ifyou're the wokest or woker, but
just stay more woke than lesswoke.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
What else are you going to do to fix this problem
with inflation?

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Thank you.
Well, let's start with this.
Prices have gone up andfamilies and individuals are
dealing with the realities ofthat.
Bread costs more, that gascosts more, and we have to

(03:02):
understand what that means.
That's about the cost of livinggoing up.
That's about having to stressand stretch limited resources.
That's about a source of stressfor families that is not only
economic but is, on a dailylevel, something that is a heavy
weight to carry.
So it is something that we takevery seriously, very seriously,

(03:25):
and we know from the history ofthis issue in the United States
that when you see these pricesgo up, it has a direct impact on
the quality of life for allpeople in our country.
So it's a big issue and we takeit seriously and it is a
priority.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
We've said it once, we've said it before, we've said
it a million times the truthshall always set you free.
This is Tim.
Let's get off my lawn the madramblings of a Gen Xer.
Oh, we need to talk aboutKamala Harris.
We need to talk about the SaintKamala Harris.
We need to talk about theKamala Harris.
That can do no wrong.
We need to talk about KamalaHarris as a vice president
popularity.

(04:01):
But now, all of a sudden is the.
Is the Mala, whatever the hellit is, of the world.
We are all just.
We're flocking to her Likeshe's our mother in her wacky
ass selection for vice president.
Who we're not even going tomention.
Who we're going to talk aboutis in another video, is
basically, I heard on theinternet, he's the father that

(04:21):
I've lost during the electioncycle.
You are fucking lunatics, thepeople that think kamala harris
has all of a sudden gainedintelligence, gained forthright
and responsibility and theability to disseminate any type
of information and come have it.
Come out with any type of any,just any type of sense or make

(04:43):
any type of sense.
I can't even make sense.
I'm kamaloing it.
You watched the clips in thebeginning of this show.
You saw her.
That was her response toinflation recently.
And inflation, you know,inflation is when prices go up

(05:04):
and they are what we like torefer to as inflated, and when
inflation goes up, the pricesare higher.
Then the citizens of thiscountry need to pay the higher
prices.
But we're going to fix it.
We didn't fix it for three anda half years.

(05:26):
You cast the deciding vote andthat disaster of a spending bill
for COVID relief that we didnot need, which overheated the
economy, which caused thisinflation or helped cause this
inflation.
And somehow you have the magickey, kamala, and you are going

(05:50):
to turn that magic key and youare going to fix inflation, even
though you are part ofinflation, the administration,
who caused the inflation?
And if you had this ability tofix this inflation, wouldn't you
have done it three and a halfyears ago?
Not wait until you were goingto be elected or tried to get

(06:11):
elected as president, that allof a sudden now you're going to
fix inflation.
You're going to fix the border.
I was never.
The borders are, but I'm goingto fix the border.
I'm not a socialist, but we justbasically watched a video that
said you were a socialist.
I don't believe in openimmigration and open immigration
policies, even though you spokefreely about how everyone

(06:31):
should have a pathway tocitizenship.
Every illegal immigrant shouldhave their, should have their
health care, they should have,they should have the american
dream, above the people that arehere legally, that were born
here, that fought for thiscountry.
No, no, no, no, no, no, they,they, all of a sudden.
This is a joke.
This literally has to be afucking joke.

(06:54):
That's why I wore this shirt,because this has to be a fucking
joke.
I watch this.
I see the news.
She hasn't given a pressconference in 20-something-plus
days now.
We were on vacation, so it's20-something-plus days.
When she does, she gives briefanswers.

(07:15):
You saw in the beginning ofthis video.
All of her speeches arebasically the exact same.
They're no different.
She is the queen of theteleprompter.
Why?
Because when she speaks offcuff, it comes out horribly.
Listening to Kamala Harris talkis like masturbating with a

(07:37):
cheese grater Highly amusing atfirst, but then extremely
fucking painful.
And you know Trump has said ita million times I don't think
she has the intelligence to bepresident.
I really don't Ask Willie Brown.
Willie Brown, of course youknow, started her on her career,
bought her a BMW, promoted her,gave her higher salaries

(08:04):
because of the fact that he wassleeping with her Judge, joe
Brown, right over there.
We're going to do a video aboutJoe Brown.
Joe Brown came out andbasically said if Kamala didn't
get her way, she just hiked upher skirt.
Opportunist, sure, but does anopportunist equal intelligence?
No.
She was so vapuous throughoutthis entire process for three

(08:25):
and a half years that all of asudden now they are trying there
is this, there is this, this,this turnaround that they are
trying to make her out to besomething she's not, which is
intelligent.
Our enemies are chopping at thebit.
They know if Kamala ispresident, it's anything goes.
We've talked about it before.

(08:46):
There was the Ukrainian.
I can't remember.
I don't know what country thatperson was from, but they were
the person that they were likethe Nostradamus.
They predicted the future andthey basically predicted the end
of the UK in 2025 by a greatwar.
You don't think that Putin issitting there going if Kamala

(09:09):
Harris becomes president?
Why can't I just use tacticalnukes in Ukraine?
Because they're not going to doanything.
Xi Jinping is sitting theresaying I could just invade.
What are they going to do?
What is Kamala going to do?
Throw a word salad at us.
Just because you want somethingdifferent or you have the

(09:30):
perception of wanting somethingdifferent, you can't sit there
and be the butt of the joke.
And the joke is this KamalaHarris hasn't gotten any smarter
.
Kamala Harris hasn't gained anymore street cred.

(09:57):
Like when she was smoking dope,listen to the Tupac, even
though that album hadn't comeout yet.
It was another year and a halfbefore the album even came out,
but she's got so much streetcred.
It's the same person.
It's the same person now in amedia wrapping, and the media
wrapping is trying to make herout to something she's not.
And the jokes on us.
And, like I said, I see thesepeople on social media.
It's like and they're, they're,they're, they're baby-esque,

(10:21):
they're like well, my mama'sgoing to take care of us, and so
, and so is her, and so is hercrazy socialist vice president,
because that's like the motherand father we lost during the
last elections.
Maybe you lost your mother andfather in the last election
because they finally fuckingsaid listen, you're 30 something
years old.
Time to get the fuck out.
Can't keep paying for you.
Can't keep, I can't keep.

(10:47):
I literally cannot keep payingfor you.
Continue to work.
I can't retire because you aretoo lazy, too fucking stupid to
get a job and now you wantMumala to take care of you.
She's not any more smart.
She's not any more smart.
That doesn't sound intelligent,but she's no more intelligent
than she was three and a halfyears ago.
But she's no more intelligentthan she was three and a half
years ago.
Just listen to her talk.
Listen to her talk without theteleprompter.
They're doing this.
Be smart.

(11:08):
Don't fall for the joke.
They're doing the same thingthey did with Joe Biden three
and a half years ago.
They kept him locked in thefucking basement and now Joe
comes out and literally says Iwas forced out.
I was forced out and he dropsNancy Pelosi's name.
This was a coup.
We've talked about how theywant to make this country into a

(11:30):
socialist, communist bananarepublic.
The Democratic Party literallyjust circumvented democracy and
had a coup in reference toousting the current president
and installing their own newpuppet regime.
That's what they're doing, the11 million Democrats who voted

(11:53):
in this primary.
Your vote means fucking nothing.
I was going to grab a drink ofwater.
Your vote meant nothing becausethey were going to install
their own person immediately.
No matter what.
You have no say, you have nochoice.
You have to take.
You have to take kumala kumala.

(12:13):
You have to take her becauseshe is the best she she is.
This is this is kamala lot,from the new yorker.
Where am I seeing this?
This is Kamala Lutt, from theNew Yorker.
Where am I seeing this?
This is you.
I talk to people in differentcountries.
I have friends over in Londonand Ireland and Italy.
I have place.
I have friends that are allover the world and some of them

(12:34):
are saying, some of them arelike well, you know, we're more
fearful of Trump because Kamalaseems like she'd be the safer
choice.
She'd be the safer choice to gointo World War III.
Yeah, because if you want to godown that primrose path, go
right ahead, because that'swhere you're headed, and I'm not
trying to scare people withthis, but that's literally what
you're choosing.

(12:54):
Trump didn't start these proxywars.
Trump isn't funding Ukraine.
We're not funding what'shappening with Israel.
Well, we are funding, of course.
I mean with Israel andHezbollah and everyone else, and
now Iran.
You no longer have peace in theMiddle East.
The Middle East is a mess.
Europe is a mess.
Right now.

(13:15):
You see the riots going on overin the UK.
But don't worry, mimala isgoing to make us all feel better
and we're all going to getwrapped up in the Mimala-ness.
She is the same moron she waswhen she had the worst
popularity in reference topercentage as a vice president

(13:35):
28%.
Favorability rating 20%.
She's still that same person.
She's still the same personthat gives these answers in her
videos, which make no fuckingsense.
She's still the same personthat talks to people like
they're children.
She's still the same personthat literally does want to take
away your guns.
She's said it in videos before.
She's still the same personthat wants to have open borders

(13:57):
and a pathway to citizenship andhealth care for all illegal
immigrants.
She's still that same person.
She's still the same personthat casted the deciding vote
which overheated the economy.
And I love Yahoo's new thing.
I love Yahoo because if youwant to look for a bastion of
democratic or liberal propaganda, you're going to have to look
for a bastion of liberalpropaganda.
That is the place to go.
Yahoo says the death blow forinflation is finally occurring

(14:22):
because consumers are saying nomore will we be buying these
expensive items?
Then they're going and lookingfor cheaper options.
I had to hold my head a second,because I was like we're
looking for cheaper optionsbecause we can't afford the
options that are there in frontof us.

(14:42):
It's not that we are lookingjust to hurt these big
businesses, no, we are lookingto survive.
The average family needs $11,000more a year this year over last
year to survive.
The credit card debt isspiraling out of control.

(15:07):
You have families now that areseeking debt counseling, not in
reference to how they're payingthe debt or how they will pay
the debt back, but in referenceto the psychological trauma that
this debt is causing to them,because what happened is to
survive.
A lot of these families areusing their credit cards to buy
food, to eat and now the billsare coming due and they can't

(15:31):
afford and pay the bills.
But don't worry, karineJean-Pierre, we love Karine
Jean-Pierre.
She basically came out and saidtoday or yesterday there is no,
we saw, we played the video.
There's no difference betweenObama excuse me, biden, he is
Obama.
There's no difference betweenBiden and Kamala Harris.
Their policies are the same.

(15:51):
Well, really, because we haveKamala Harris telling us all of
a sudden I love, I love.
Donald Trump has been talkingabout not taxing tips for for a
few months now kamala harrisgoes to vegas, gives her speech
and says you know what I'vedecided?
We're not going to tax tips.
Really, you just signed on for80 000 secret excuse me, 80 000

(16:12):
irs agents, but now, all of asudden, you're not going to tax
tips, when you've talked abouttaxing tips before.
I mean you go to their website.
There is nothing.
There is donate and there ishow wonderful Kamala is, but
there's no substance, and herwebsite is a dichotomy of what

(16:33):
she is.
There is no substance.
There is nothing there.
This has to be a fucking joke.
This has to be a fucking joke.
This has to be a twilight zoneepisode.
Rod sterling has to besomewhere on heaven or hell,
wherever the fuck he is writingthis because of the fact that
this has to be a joke.
And then I wake up the other dayand the university of michigan
had a poll saying that uh, 40,there's a one percent swing now

(16:57):
towards Kamala Harris inreference to people thinking
that she can handle the economybetter than Trump.
The policies of heradministration forced us into
this economy.
But then I love it becauseduring the same poll 9% of the
people there was a 9% swingtowards Trump in reference to
percentage of people who saidTrump will make them more money

(17:18):
with his economy in reference topercentage of people who said
Trump will make them more moneywith his economy.
So, 9% more people think thatTrump will make them more money
in the economy, but 1% goestowards Kamala, in reference to
she will be able to run thiseconomy better.
What kind of this?
It's a joke, right, it's.

(17:40):
And, oh God, her, her vicepresident, but we're going to
talk about that another day.
But her vice president picks iseven even more scary.
This, this hat.
You people have to wake thefuck up.
I know there's a segment herethat wants a nanny state, that
wants to just be taken care ofby the government, and it's
scary because there's it's thesewomen that are in their 30s and

(18:03):
probably you know, childless,childless cattle women.
Maybe jd vance was right, butwe're not going to talk about
that comment because you didn'tliterally listen to the entire
comment.
They took the soundbite of thatcomment, but not the rest of
the conversation.
But we don't want to talk aboutthat because jd vance is crazy,
he's.
I love it.
That's their new talk aboutthat, everything with the,
everything with republican,republican card.

(18:24):
That's just.
They're just weird.
They're just weird.
That's just weird really.
Have you listened to kamalaharris talk?
Have you listened to her?
Her vice president, pick, talkor speak?
They can't, they have to have.
I love it because the bigconcert that's what we're going
to call it, the big event theyhad in Atlanta, the big rally.

(18:45):
We talked about this.
It's interesting because of thefact that they had 20,000
people, whatever it was.
Well, they had Mary theStallion or whatever.
Go out there and give a freeconcert.
She did one song.
She did one very, extremelyvulgar song, uh, and then, after
her song, people startedleaving while kamala was talking

(19:06):
, and then they wereinterviewing the people that
were leaving.
They said why are you leaving?
They go because we thought itwas a concert.
The press is, is is no longer.
We not even no longer.
It's been this way for years,but the press is no longer
beholden to actually telling thetruth or reporting the truth.

(19:26):
They are now in the process ofthe banana republic, kingmaker
or queenmaker, and that's allthey're doing.
They are taking someone who hasno right, has, has, has.
Well, you have a right to bepresident, but you, you should.
Just because you have rightdoesn't mean you should be, but
they have, they have.
This person has no ability tolead anything.

(19:49):
Has ever done anything besidessleep with men in her career.
Talks about how she was toughon crime at the border and all
this when she was a prosecutor.
But when you were, the bordersare.
Why don't you tough on crime?
Talks about how she was a toughon crime, da, but it was her
policies that are in effect nowin reference to shoplifting,
which is killing the retailindustry in california, in san

(20:09):
francisco.
Wake up, people.
Do your own fucking research.
Don't be blinded by the mediaand and the idiocy that is
behind this machine.
It's a joke and it has to be.
It literally has to be a joke.
And what the scariest thing was.
One day in november, I'm gonnawake up and kamala harris is
gonna be voted president-electand any freedom that you thought

(20:34):
you had, any ability and somepeople don't want.
And that's the thing.
Some people don't want freedom.
They want to be told what to dobecause they're fucking
weak-minded and most of them areliberals.
You live under that, you liveon that umbrella, you live under
that iron curtain, like theydid with the soviet union, and
then you tell me how good yourlife is.
Got a lot of videos coming upnext week on rebel youtube and,

(20:58):
of course, the podcast.
And, as always, the truth shallalways set you free.
This is Tim.
This is Kevin.
I'm on the Mad Realms of a GenXer and I'm out.
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