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July 10, 2025 18 mins

For anyone exhausted by the theater of American politics, this episode breaks down the absurdity of our current political tribalism with brutal honesty and dark humor. 

Tim unleashes on what he sees as the hypocritical stance of the liberal left regarding Trump's economic policies. He points out that provisions like tax exemptions on tips and overtime—once championed by Democrats—are now being viciously attacked simply because they appear in "the big beautiful bill" proposed by Trump. "Donald Trump could literally come out and cure cancer," Tim remarks, "and the first question would be 'who told him to cure cancer?'"

The conversation takes sharp turns through controversial territory, from questioning the January 6th "insurrection" narrative to mocking the logic behind liberal threats of civil war. With biting sarcasm, Tim dissects social media claims that blue states would control water resources in a divided America, pointing out geographical realities that contradict such rhetoric. His frustration peaks when discussing confusion between Medicare and Medicaid on "The View," highlighting how political commentators often discuss policies without understanding their mechanics.

Perhaps most compelling is Tim's observation about Americans fleeing to Mexico only to face backlash from locals with signs reading "Gringos, learn Spanish and respect our culture"—messages that would be deemed racist if displayed toward immigrants in the US. This irony encapsulates the episode's central theme: principles seem to shift based on political convenience rather than consistent values. Whether you find yourself nodding in agreement or shouting counterarguments, this raw, unfiltered commentary will make you think about the dangerous polarization of American discourse. Subscribe now for more uncompromising takes on politics, culture, and the madness of modern America.

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What you just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I have ever heard.
At no point in your rambling,incoherent response were you
even close to anything thatcould be considered a rational
thought.
Everyone in this room is nowdumber for having listened to.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
it is now dumber for having listened to it.
You don't know what that oughtto is.
Mr Trash, I'd show you.
But I'm too old, I'm too tired,I'm too fucking blind.
If I were the man I was fiveyears ago, I'd take a

(00:46):
flamethrower to this place.
Do you understand the wordsthat are coming out of?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
my mouth.
You want answers.
I think I'm entitled.
You want answers.
I want the truth.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
You can't handle the truth.
We've always said it.
With all this moon to see thetruth shall always set you free.
This is Tim's Get Off my Lawand the Mad Ramblings of a Gen
Xer.
Oh, we need to talk about theSpeaker 2 and I'll see you next
week.
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(01:19):
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With a broad stroke.
But sometimes, when you have anempty canvas, sometimes you
need a big brush.
The left has gone viral in somany different ways that are
aren't, are not flattering to,to to what their potential
agenda is.
They they've always been theparty of peace.

(01:39):
They've always been the partyof immigrants.
They've always been the partyof, of the, of the little man,
but all that's changed.
Now it's the party of lunacy.
And this new left is not onlyarmed and dangerous, but they're
incredibly stupid and and Idon't even know.
I don't even know where tostart, because you always want

(02:00):
to start with that big,beautiful bill.
You can love it, you can hateit, and there's so many things
in it that are actually good forthe middle class.
They say the average familycould probably be see about an
extra $10,000 a year due to thisbig beautiful bill.
But of course the left hateseverything about it.
No tax on tips we hate that.

(02:20):
Oh, but wait a minute, you werejust a champion of that Not too
long ago.
Then they'll come out and say,well, it's not really no tax on
tips there.
You, you just can deduct thetips at the end of the year up
to $25,000.
Yeah, well, that's still no taxon tips.
He never said no tax on allyour tips.
And yes, when you take a taxdeduction at the end of the year

(02:41):
, yeah, at the end of the year,yeah, yeah, that, that, that,
that that kind of is no tax ontips.
And then there's the no tax onovertime.
We never said we didn't wanttax on overtime.
Well, like once again, yes, you, you were the champion of no
tax on overtime.
But now all of a sudden that isin the bill.

(03:02):
You sit there and tell us well,again, it's not really tax on
overtime, you just take adeduction at the end of the year
.
Yes, because that is what theyrefer to as a tax deduction.
These were all things that, whenKamala Harris said it, you were
deriving.
You were just in love, you justfelt like you just had this

(03:24):
warm feeling.
But then, when it's actuallyput into action by Donald Trump,
everything is just gone berserk.
I've said it before DonaldTrump could literally come out
and cure cancer.
Well, who told him to curecancer?
That would be the firstquestion the liberal left would
say.
Who told him to cure cancer?
That would be the firstquestion the liberal left would
say.
Who told him to cure cancer?

(03:45):
No one asked him to do that.
Why would he be doing that?
And then they always talk aboutinsurrection.
Oh, january 6th was aninsurrection.
Oh, it was an insurrection.
It's amazing that thisinsurrection, january 6th, was
the only insurrection that Ithat I can think of on record

(04:07):
that the people that were theinsurrectionists none of them
had guns, none of them use guns.
Yes, they stormed the Capitol,but some of these people were
actually escorted in by theCapitol police.
And this was, if you actuallywatch the unvarnished version or
the democratic, liberal versionof the tapes and actually watch
all the tapes theseinsurrectionists, these, these

(04:29):
crazy people.
They're walking between thevelvet, velvet ropes.
How many people have caused aninsurrection that sit there and
walk through and walk in betweenthe velvet ropes Like they're
on a guided tour of the Capitol.
But these are insurrectionistsand I love it, because the only
person that got shot was aRepublican by a police officer

(04:54):
who happened to be a liberalDemocrat.
So the only person that had agun was the liberal Democrat and
the only person to use it was aliberal Democrat against this
insurrection.
But now you see all these thingswhere ice officers are being
attacked, they're being ambushedand you hear the liberal saying
blood needs to be spilled.
Okay, so you're going to attackfederal agents.

(05:16):
There was these 10 people andif you take a look at their mug
shots, most of them are veryyoung, that are basically ruined
them, ruined their lives, causethey all, they all, have been
charged with attempted murder ofa federal officer and and one
police officer actually got shotand what they did is they
ambushed these officers at anice center and by shooting off

(05:38):
fireworks and writing graffition these cars, on the ice
vehicles.
So of course, the ice, theycome out and they had a sniper
in the trees and of course thisis the liberal logic.
Liberal logic is we shouldattack the people that have
better guns and are trained howto use them.

(06:00):
We should attack those peoplebecause, honestly, what bad
could come of this?
Well, all 10 of them gotcaptured and an 11th is now
being charged with an accessoryto attempted murder of a federal
officer.
So this isn't the first.
This isn't the first time, andI love it now because you hear
all these people, all these, allthese the left, the left, the

(06:22):
crazy left talking about civilwar.
Oh, there's going to be a civilwar because we have to spill
blood.
I love it because I keepthinking about this over and
over again.
It because I keep thinkingabout this over and over again.
Most democratic States wherethese look, where the liberal
enclaves are, are gun-free zones, are have the have the most

(06:42):
strict gun laws in the entirenation, and you want to succeed
from the union and go up againstthe countries or the States
that are red states, where theyhave the most open gun laws.
If I'm a betting man, I'mchoosing.
I need to choose who's going towin.
I'm probably going with thepeople that have the most guns,

(07:07):
but then I love it because youhave this.
I love this one idiot becausebecause this is their logic
about how they're gonna win acivil war oh, maga, don't you
understand?

Speaker 2 (07:21):
if we have another civil war, all the blue states
will control all the fresh water.
You guys don't think this shitthrough, do do you?

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Water doesn't flow.
Evidently, it just stops atblue states.
And last time I checked, if youare going to drink water in
California, are you going to getit out of the ocean?
And if it's going to be runningdown from the mountains, you
guys don't even fill up thereservoirs to fight I don't know
fires.

(07:55):
And I love it because Mayor Bassover in Los Angeles this is the
best part she is petitioningfor the United States government
, the federal government, thetaxpayer government, to pay for
the damages caused in the riotsby their own constituents.
They think that the taxpayersshould pay this because of the

(08:16):
fact that Donald Trump sent inICE agents to do their jobs.
Think about that lunacy for asecond.
You are literally going to makethe federal government pay for
what your constituents did totheir own states and their own

(08:37):
cities and their own townshipsbecause they think Donald Trump,
who enforced the constitution,should have to pay for that.
I just love it because I'mlooking at this map about who
controls the water and it's amap of the United States and

(08:58):
it's 90% red and of coursethere's these little blue
sections and most of it's inCalifornia and Maine and places
like that and this womanliterally thinks that the water
is going to be controlled by theliberals.
I mean, this is literally theparts of the lunacy that I don't

(09:24):
get.
And then you have our favoritepeople, and those favorite
people, of course, are on theView.
We got to listen to thisbecause these are the people
that I just love.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
What's interesting to me is that this is the kind of
thing.
What's bothering his MAGA crowdis not the tariffs which are
going to raise prices on theirfood.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Now the problem is this the tariffs have actually
not risen, have not raisedprices.
Prices have gone down.
Inflation is almost, and againit's not inflation, it is.
The rate of inflation is almost, and again it's not inflation,
it is.
The rate of inflation is almostat zero again.
And you actually have peoplesaying, well, the price are
going to go up.
Well, you know, economists areshocked that the prices have not

(10:06):
gone up.
If anything, inflation has heldsteady and has been lowered.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
but okay, here we go.
It's not the possibility thatyou're going to lose Medicaid,
so you're going to all have totake care of your mothers and
fathers who have dementia orwhatever's bothering them.
It's not the Epstein list, it'sthe fact that they were going
to use this list againstliberals.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Okay, first of all, you need to learn the difference
between Medicare and Medicaid.
That's the first thing.
If you're going to pontificateabout these things, you should
probably learn what each does,because when you reverse them,
you look even more like an idiot.
And, as we all know, medicaidprovides healthcare coverage for

(10:58):
people with lower incomes.
And I love it now because nottoo many, not too long ago, the
liberals were and the Democratswere like we need job
requirements on Medicaid.
Okay, so now in the bigbeautiful bill, there are job
requirements.
Well, who told you to do that?
Oh, I think you did.
And I love it because of thefact that the liberals think

(11:22):
that we are not smart enough tofigure shit out.
They're like 14 million peopleare going to lose their Medicare
.
Well, no, because they're goingto lose their Medicaid.
And there's a reason.
The reason is these new rulesin place saying that if you are
able-bodied and your childrenare the age 15 and older, you

(11:46):
have to work X amount of hours amonth, which is like 20 hours a
week, or go to school orvolunteer or take classes to
continue to receive benefits.
And what they're trying to redois remove all these people who
were on the Medicaid roster thathave come onto the system

(12:08):
because of COVID and never left.
So the idea is Medicaid issupposed to be used for lower
income people, just not peoplethat are lazy and don't want to
fucking work.
I know, I know it's, I know it'sa shocking thing to think of.
I know I know it'll, it'lldrive, it'll drive you crazy and

(12:29):
because you know, joey Bayhartright now is probably losing her
fucking mind, but it will driveyou crazy, it'll, it'll, it'll
just.
I mean cause when you I mean Idon't know, there, there's just,
there's just so many thingsgoing on right now that are just
that, it's just such lunacy.
And now I love it because nowthe liberal left is moving to
Mexico.
We are moving to Mexico, we'reout of here, we're going to go,

(12:57):
we're going to go live in thatfree society known as Mexico,
even though people are trying toswim across the river and jump
over a fence to get here.
But right now, americans arebeing targeted in Mexico cities
as locals protest againsttourism and soaring rents.
So right now, what's going onin Mexico is, if you're an
American, you probably don'twant to be there because of the

(13:17):
fact that you are not welcome.
They are writing graffiti andshattering glasses and throwing
rocks all over Mexico Cityreading get out of Mexico.
And I love it because there aresigns there that say gringos,
stop stealing our home and paytaxes, learn Spanish and respect
my culture.
Oh Lordy, you say that here.

(13:39):
You are racist.
You're a racist if you say thatshit here.
And I love it because people aresaying there are a lot of
foreigners, namely Americans,coming to live here and they
don't like it.
Number of Americans living inMexico jumped 70% from 2019 to
2022.
And it has grown to a total of1.6 million, according to the US

(14:05):
State Department.
Local college students, butother things have moved over and
transformed into these workingclass communities.
But foreigners are no longerwelcome because they've said and
these are the Mexican citizensso many foreigners come here.
Rents are skyrocketing becauseof Airbnbs.
Rents are so high that somepeople can't even pay anymore.

(14:25):
Learn Spanish, you fools.
Hola donde esta el baño, porfavor?
So now they are fleeing to the.
You know the liberal left wantsto flee to Mexico, but Mexico
and I love it Mexico does notwant you, does not want you in

(14:51):
their cities want you, does notwant you in their cities.
Trump took in a record 15.9billion in one month because of
the tariffs and it's amazingbecause I'm not even gonna get,
I'm not even gonna say theidiot's name because I'm not,
I'm not, I'm not even gonna talkabout it, but I'm not gonna
talk about it but they heldinterest rates steady and didn't

(15:14):
lower them because of the factthat Trump brought in 15.9
billion in one month and theywere afraid that this extra
income was going to overheat theeconomy and increase inflation
again because he's bringing intoo much money.
That's the brilliance of thefederal reserve.
We can't.
We can't do this because he'sbringing in too much money.
That's the brilliance of theFederal Reserve.
We can't do this because he'sbringing in too much money.

(15:38):
We always have to listen to thelikes of one of our favorite
people, a million Americans willbe cut off.
This is, of course, aoc becauseof the fact that she is such a

(15:59):
Her and Jasmine Crockett aresuch morons.
You just have to listen.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
Off from their health care and made completely
uninsurable by the bill thatRepublicans are presenting today
.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
So what are the facts ?
So this 13.7 million numberthis is CNN, fact-checking AOC
this 14 million number involvessome slate of hand kind of fun
with numbers from the Democrats.
Again, we're talking aboutestimates, need to be cautious.
But that number is not aboutthis bill itself.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
So of course she was a bartender.
So you know, bartenders arealways smart and I love using
when you, when you are thissmart of a bartender and you
have never had a piece oflegislation with your name on it
and you've been in governmentfor years now and you are being
quantified as potentially beingthe, the democratic party's best

(16:52):
chance into that, in, in, in inthe next election, next
presidential.
Oh my God, I just don't get itSometimes.
I don't, I don't get it, Ireally don't, because then you
got.
Then you have the socialistrunning for mayor and I'm not

(17:14):
even going to say his namerunning for mayor, and he won
his primary.
He wants to have co-op housing,bathhouses.
He wants to havegovernment-controlled
supermarkets.
I lived through the 80s and the90s.
I lived through the eightiesand the nineties.
I lived through the Sovietunion.

(17:34):
Anyone that's ever talked toanyone from the Soviet union can
tell you that when thegovernment starts controlling
the grocery stores, prices don'tgo down.
Prices to have a tendency ofgoing up, oh the, the there
there is.
There is nothing better thanthe liberal left.

(17:56):
There is nothing better thanwatching their heads explode.
But the fun is just gettingdangerous now and I hope
everyone takes this with a grainof salt and understands this.
They're a bunch of fuckinglooms.
You see anyone that looks likea Democrat.
You need to run and again, thetruth shall set you free.

(18:18):
This is Tim.
Let's get off my lawn the madramblings of a gen XR and I'm
out of here, thank you.
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