On this April Fools’ Day eve Lamar and Tom have a bit of fun with some of the odd but true stories in the news. Hey, we all need a break when things have been pretty heavy in the world, right? Thankfully we have April Fools’ Day to help us out.
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News stories that inspired today’s show:
The price of eggs is coming down
https://www.newsweek.com/price-eggs-rising-falling-cost-2042992
Royal Shrovetide
Trump administration purges examples of diversity efforts in Defense Department:
Rachel Maddow on, “Clumsy execution turns a bad idea into another humiliation for Trump” https://youtu.be/CQ90aLXmbVY?si=_pYpPc9rmkP1uPDm
Deaths on Airplanes in Mid Flight - How would you like to sit next to a dead person on a flight?
Mid flight deaths are precipitated by in-flight medical emergencies (IMEs). The data on IMEs is not very complete for three reasons: https://emottawablog.com/2022/05/is-there-a-doctor-on-board-in-flight-emergencies/:
One study claimed there were 24 mid flight deaths in the United States in 2024 https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC11671026/
Emergency Donuts
A toddler in Oklahoma, playing with an old cell phone that was still connected to 911, called for “Emergency Donuts.” Listen to the call here: https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/03/03/Moore-Police-Department-emergency-doughnuts/3521741028902/
Texas Deputy wrangles a kangaroo in a red jacket:
If you are happy but you can’t show it, you can’t come to this comedy club.
Top UK comedy club bans audience members with botox after “numerous complaints” https://www.independent.co.uk/art
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