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We love mysteries, puzzles, and unsolved crimes in this wild ride of connections between seemingly unrelated conspiracies.

• Attending a comedy show at Petersburg Fire Company with Ridge Hershberger featuring incredible organization and amazing meatballs 
• Discussing the viral video of conservative creator Savannah Craven being hit during a street interview in New York
• Exploring Rabbi Galina Trefil's claims that her father Dr. John (Jon) Trefil is the notorious Zodiac Killer 
• Finding unexpected connections between treasure hunter Forrest Fenn and skyjacker DB Cooper through their aviation backgrounds and physical similarities
• Examining disturbing text messages from celebrity trainer Harley Pasternak to Kanye West about "Zombieland" and his history with experimental drug programs
• Announcing upcoming comedy shows including a karaoke contest judging gig, the Comedy Farm Anniversary Show, and a Memorial Day weekend comedy series in Waynesboro

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to the only podcast where you'll get cats
and aliens.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Cats, raccoons and aliens and Sasquatches.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
That's our favorite thing DV Coopers and zombie
killers.
I mean, let's get real.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
All of it Okay.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
I'm ready to dive in.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Yeah, I know we have so effing much to talk about
this week.
Guys, this is season two,episode five.
Like we don't know the name yet.
When we know, you'll know, butthe last time we were on we did
have Scott Kelly with us, whodoes have an Amazon Prime
special out right now.
If you haven't seen it, it'scalled Word of Mouth Go check it

(00:39):
out.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Go check it out.
That was a fun podcast.
It was great to have him onhere.
We'll have him back again realsoon because that was a lot of
fun.
He's going to be at the showwith us in Waynesboro.
I don't know if he's going todo the State College show again,
I don't recall, but he'sdefinitely going to be at the
show in Waynesboro with us onMay 23rd.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yeah, and we're going to talk more about that here at
the end of the show.
But once again, if you have notchecked out word of mouth,
check it out.
If you haven't listened toepisode four, meet a comic.
Uh, he has an amazon primespecial and we got to chat with
him and he's actually a prettyfunny dude with lots of good
stories.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
So there's so many good stories.
I could talk to that guy allday.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yeah, unfortunately I lost a whole hour of the
stories that we had, so there'smore good ones that didn't make
the show because I forgot to hitrecord.
So who knows, maybe we'll findout more in the next one.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Well, that's what I'm saying.
We know he's got more materialbecause we had an hour that we
didn't even get out there.
Yeah, for sure.
And what else did we do thisweekend?
Oh, I know what we did.
Oh, we went to a comedy showonce again.
Just, I mean, I cannot say itenough ridge hershberger is the
man I mean this show was.

(02:03):
It was murderous, murderous.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
First of all, it was.
Let's talk about the venue fora second.
Now Ridge is famous for bookingout-of-the-way places, which I
love, because we're bringingcomedy to parts of Pennsylvania
that may not get to laugh.
They get their laughs off ofYouTube.
No, bring them live comedy.
Petersburg Fire Company.

(02:27):
I want to give them so muchcredit because I'll let you talk
about the food, but I, as awoman who has OCD, I give them
so much credit for how highlyorganized and seamless that
whole event was.
We were there from six to like10, I think, and everything was
just smooth sailing.
I loved it.

(02:48):
The people were so nice and thefood oh, the food was
tremendous.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
But I just want to give a shot.
Like you can't run a bettershow for and for it to involve
dinner.
That's not something youtypically do at a comedy show,
but the food then was just outof this world.
Like she said, it just shuffledthrough the line quick and easy
.
It was like being at a wedding.
It was well run.
I mean, these fire people don'tmess around, buddy, they are

(03:16):
efficient.
But the meatball it was a pastabar, all the fixings, those
meatballs were like the best Iever had.
They're amazing.
Those meatballs were top notch.
But they also had chicken.
You could get red sauce, whitesauce, salad, little dinner, a
little dessert thing, garlicbread.
I mean they had the works.
Regular drinks were free.

(03:37):
I mean you could go to the barand get you know beer or
whatever if you wanted.
But I mean I just can't sayenough.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
But the comics, I mean it was great and a great
crowd, wouldn't you say, like Imean so here's the thing about
doing out of the way spots isyou know for a fact you're going
to get mostly conservatives.
You know for a fact you'regoing to get over middle-aged
people.
These people did not miss abeat.
They weren't uptight, they didnot cringe at some of the
dirtier jokes.

(04:10):
I loved it.
I love when people enjoy thecomics because I love.
I love for the comics to getthat experience right.
But for the whole.
I mean obviously the energy wasjust fire Once again.
We need to get rid of it.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
As Trevor would say, it was electric.
It was electric.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
We need to get Ridge on here.
We keep saying it, but Ridge isa go-getter man.
He is one of the hardestworking comics and promoters in
central Pennsylvania that I knowof.
He might be the only one, butwell he's got some stuff.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
He's one of the hardest working in all of
Pennsylvania I know of.
He might be the only one, butwell, I mean stuff, but he's one
of the hardest working in allof Pennsylvania.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
I would say I mean that guy is just he don't stop,
yes, and we're going to talkmore about the anniversary show
that he has coming up here.
We're going to talk about thatat the end of the show.
Um, so one of the other thingsthat we did this weekend I like
to call it grounding we do somuch running.
Scott's brother was in town,which is really cool because
they got to spend time together,which gave me a couple free

(05:20):
hours to just unwind, peacefully, serenely, scroll socials with
no TV on nobody talking.
But we also did one no TV onnobody talking, but um.
I called by accident.
It's okay, um, I'll mute you.
We also did one other thingthat Scott and I love to do when
we're just decompressing, whichis what.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Honky-tonking in the hood or the vice versa?
Which is country or no?
Hood in the country, yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Hood, which is country, yeah we don't know Hood
in the country.
Yeah, hood in the country, butso honky tonking in the hood was
something that we just jokearound about, because we love
both rap and country music.
There's like we love all music,music, but rap and country music

(06:05):
are two of our favorite genres,and so for road trips for road
trips right yeah, for likeriding around yeah so we like
get this wild thing in our brainthat one of these days we're
going to ride through the hoodand blast country and just film
reactions.
So we call it hunky-tonkin inthe hood.
And then we want to go into thecountry parts of town and blast

(06:26):
rap and see their reactions andI think depending on the rap
song, you can get some.
I've been to great countryvenues where they were dancing
to rap music.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
So I'm just saying yeah, it's also harder to do the
country in the hood I mean therap in the hood in the country
because there's less people inthe country so there's less
reaction.
You can ride around, Ain'tnobody around, so it's like
you're on some mountain dirtroad.
The deer don't care, they likeit all.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
So if you ever see these two freaks, these two
middle-aged people ridingthrough the hood blasting
country music, it's all in goodfun.
We want to get your reactions.
Don't flip us off.
Let us know if you like themusic or not.
That's all.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
And good stuff Conway Twitty, goodbye time baby.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
We went our entire music careers without really if
we've heard that song.
Neither of us have really likejust jumped on it.
We heard it what?
Three times in the past twoweeks.
It was on American Idol, maybeonce or twice Then we heard it
on the radio.
I don't know so cool.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah, check it out.
Conway Twitty.
Goodbye time.
Ladies and gentlemen, hold on,I got to do it.
Ladies and gentlemen, hold on,I got to do it.
Ladies and gentlemen, mr ConwayTwitty, that's a perfect one.
I'm telling my kids this wasConway Twitty and it's, is it?
Jesse, jesse, gemstone.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Jesse, gemstone, jesse.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Gemstone.
Okay, yeah, I can never keepthe Gemstones straight.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
I love them.
I love me some gemstones.
I got Judy straight, though,and Uncle Baby Billy Speaking of
which I can't even scrollthrough TikTok right now, with
Mama told me not to at it anyway.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Me is misbehaving Speaking of.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Jennifer Nettles.
Though what?
I didn't even have that on thelist, but you better bring it up
Just bring it up.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Well, I'm just saying , since we're talking about the
gemstones, of course MamaGemstone even though she's dead,
she's still in the show isplayed by Jennifer Nettles, but
Jennifer Nettles is now startingin a new show on Prime with
Kevin Bacon, called the Bondsman.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
Yes, and it's good.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
It's good and she does a lot of singing.
Her and Kevin Bacon do a lot ofsinging and there's some good
songs.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah, it's like Nashville meets sons of anarchy
meets Buffy.
It's so good.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
It's.
It's insanely good.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Um meets walking dead .

Speaker 2 (08:59):
Yeah, it's just all it's.
It's like somebody studied allthe the greatest shows that did
a six season like really hardhitting like, and took elements
from all of it to make.
I didn't think they were goingto make like after like the
walking dead and shit like that.
I didn't think anything new inthat genre was going to come out

(09:19):
that Well that's exactly right.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
You brought up a great point there.
That genre you can tell they'rea fan of that genre.
Whoever did this, I don't evenknow but like you can tell that,
because it has all thoseelements that you love in those
kind of shows yeah, but itdoesn't have teenage romance in
it.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
So that's good, because, like we're adults now,
I need to shift focus to grownlove stories.
This is a right.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
It's right.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
It's not a vampire diaries right exactly no, it's
fantastic like I'm we bingewatched it this past weekend and
I'm hook, line and sinker likeI'm all in.
I cannot wait for the nextseason.
Somehow we managed to get somuch in this week as far as like
kind of pop culture andwatching things, so we're going

(10:05):
to talk about a couple of them.
It's like all over the gambit.
My brain is gone in a milliondirections.
So, first and foremost, thisvideo was trending on social
media.
I'm going to log in as producerand show you the video because
I want to see what you'retalking about the slap.
Yeah, I'm not going to.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yeah you can call it whatever you want.
I'm not're talking about theslap.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Yeah, I'm not gonna the loudest.
Okay, yeah, you can call itwhatever you want.
I'm not gonna set it up toomuch because I just want you to
kind of see it.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
I was gonna call it the loudest slap since Will
Smith.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
The hottest slap since Will Smith.
Everybody's talking about itand I think that you just don't
understand the magnitude ofhaving a child about it.
Whoa, that's great.

(10:58):
Damn she two-pieced her.
But that's crazy, though.
Especially with as many peopleas do those streets interviews,
I'm surprised this doesn'thappen more to be honest.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
I know that's the crazy part is like Are you
kidding me right now?
Like so, savannah Craven, thegirl that got smacked.
She is a pro-life, conservativecreator.
She goes around the streets inNew York and talks to people
about pro-life, conservativecreator.
She goes around the streets ofnew york and talks to people
about pro-life.

(11:28):
The conversation leading intoher getting smacked was she was
talking about foster care and Icouldn't find the video.
I don't know if it's taken down, but leading up to this she was
talking to the girl that hither about foster care and the
girl's like all fucking kids infoster care can be killed.
Who cares?
Like that.
Like she was just likeblatantly like who cares?

(11:50):
And then so the girl's namethat hit her so Savannah Craven,
like I said, conservativecreator.
She does pro-life.
People call it rage baiting.
I thought that she was beingpretty civil.
Like is the client?

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Those streets people usually God.
No, I was going to say thosestreet people usually aren't
that and I didn't get the vibethat she was being like over the
top.
I mean not the warrant a hit.
You know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
That's exactly what I'm saying, Like if you can't
hold your emotions long enoughnot to be a fucking punk-ass
bitch.
So now I got people in my inboxtelling me that they're going
to come bring it to the streetsbecause I was bring it, bring it
, bring it.
Y'all don't know.
I'm a fighter from way back,Like I grew up fighting.
It's one of my favorite thingsto do.
If I didn't lose my job, Iwould walk up and punch people

(12:46):
on a daily basis for no reason Ibreathe easy, simmer down there
I've been trying.
I've been trying to get danawhite to set up a tiktok ring
for ufc.
That you just don't have to betrained, you can just take a one
weekweek little lead-up.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Like a top-man contest.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Yeah, and just bitch, I will box you.
I will box you.
Breonna J Rivers from the Bronx, new York.
So somebody actually put heraddress on Facebook and tagged
the New York police station.
They gave her real address.
I'm like that's part of fuckingaround and finding out.
That's what happens.

(13:25):
You fuck around, you find out,play stupid games, get stupid
prizes, because now this bitchis all over social media saying
the video was taken out ofcontext.
I was rage baited.
No bitch, you couldn't holdyour temper she should just
walked away.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Yeah, yeah, why would you even do it?

Speaker 2 (13:41):
there are times where I should have walked away, and
I admittedly say I should havewalked away.
I'm not going to come like, oh,woe is me, poor me.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
But that one doesn't bother me a whole lot because I
don't care about people gettingpunched In terms of like I mean
that lady should have hit herback.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Well, the bigger controversy is the girl that got
hit.
Her husband was the cameraman.
Like if you were the cameramanand I got sucker punched like
that you would have grabbed allmy shit so I could run after her
and beat her ass.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
You just seen the classic video where it's like
it'd be like cops.
You don't even see anything,you just hear get away, get away
, get away.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Let's talk about the last time I was at a fist fight
at Shawnee State Park.
How many people were in thatfight?
I was in dead center gettingall of my hair ripped out and I
had four grown-ass men pullingthat bitch off me.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
One of the greatest fight moments, one of the
greatest public fights you'veever seen.
I'd love for somebody to putthat video up somewhere, because
that thing was a brawler Dude.
There was so many peopleinvolved.
Lex rolled up.
He's like he didn't even putthe car in park.
The car's still rolling.
He's like who wants some.
It had all been like sorted out, other than that trying to get

(14:57):
that girl who had like a deathgrip you know what I mean Like
in your hair.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
It all grew back bitch, it's all there All the
baby.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
No, no, I know I'm just, but yeah, it took I
everybody was dead.
I.
That's the last time I sprintedremember I was running full
speed, for I'll say that'sprobably the first time since I
was a kid that I ran full speedand it's been the last time to
be fair, I did not start thatfight.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
It was a long brewing incident that was going on all
day.
I'm not a brawler but I do.
I don't pick fights.
I don't walk around and pickfights, but when there's a fist
flying I am quick to throw one.
I just I can't help it.
I should have been a UFCfighter.
I'm too old now.
I'm too old If you, if they doa geriatric ring.

(15:50):
So story one is I'm not going todrain the sandbox on this one,
I just want to call it out.
We're going to be talking aboutthis more.
This is one of those thingsagain hot off the presses.
I don't even.
She's only been posting for acouple months about this on

(16:12):
Facebook and now she has apartner in crime who's doing
TikTok posts for her posts for.
So dr galena treffle trap,treeful treffle.
It's t?
R e f?
I?
L?
Um, not dr galena, I'm sorry.
Her father is dr john treffle,her name is rabbi galena treffle

(16:33):
?
Um and she does have a facebookpage.
It is public, so you can go onand kind of follow the story and
her partner in crime is Don'tdo it.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Don't get sucked in.
Don't get sucked in.
It's a portal.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Her partner in crime is Kelly Arnold, and if you go
to Kelly, it's K-E-L-L-I.
I'm going to tag all thesepeople.
If you go to Kelly's TikTok,you can get a quick summary
version by scrolling from thebottom up through her videos.
But what are we even talkingabout, babe?
Why are we even bringing thisup?

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Because she claims that her dad is the Zodiac
Killer.
Now, I know what you'rethinking.
I know what you're thinkingbecause this is not a new
phenomenon.
We talked about this alreadyLike there's documentaries about
other people who think theirdad was a Zodiac killer.
There's other people and weknow that, we've seen it in how

(17:30):
many different documentaries,and one in particular DB Cooper.
People famously confessed tobeing DB Cooper on their
deathbed.
Like they can't.
There's one DB Cooper.
There's like 19 confessions.
They can't all be DB Cooper, ifany of them.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Right and these two tales are actually going to
intertwine, which is why Ibrought this up first.
There are so many deathbedconfessions about who the Zodiac
Killer is.
There's people who havephysical evidence that aligns
with a person.
If you start going down the DrJohn Truffle rabbit hole, this

(18:08):
girl also has evidence.
I'm going to post a comment onhere that she so I was
questioning some of her thingsbecause she had said why won't
you take my DNA?
Why won't you test this?
And then it's happening inCalifornia.
So the Mendocino CountySheriff's Office was like we
already tested DNA.

(18:28):
I'm not going to go into thedetails of that, but I asked her
about that on Facebook and sheresponded.
So we're going to give them ashout out.
She's trying to set up aGoFundMe to get some of the
evidence tested.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
She responded with what seemed like a reasonable
answer.
You know what I mean, Like shedidn't just dismiss it out of
hand, or like she had anexplanation.
Now again, we're not sayinganything one way or the other,
but it at least seems reasonableand plausible that this could
be.
I mean, obviously you got to godecide for yourself, but it's

(19:05):
definitely.
There's not nothing there, it'snot just some wackaloon that's
like oh, my uncle disappeared.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
No, if nothing else for four years.
No, you're right.
If nothing else, these ladieshave a fantastic well, I don't
want to say fantastic story,because it's literally about
murder, right?
So it's not it's.
They have a fantasticcompilation of writings of Dr
Truffle.
They have well, I don't evenknow if he's a doctor anymore,

(19:34):
because I think he actually gotlost his medical license due to
a high rate of suicides that hewas connected with.
He was involved in experimentaldrug use on prisoners, which is
weird, because you're going tofind this thread throughout
something else that we're goingto talk about here a little bit

(19:54):
later.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
So my thought on this and I think that may be an, a
theory that's prevailedthroughout history is that maybe
he wasn't working alone, um,that there is a network of
sociopathic serial killers thatkind of share their whatever

(20:17):
well, this brings me to aninteresting point, because you
bring that up there and one ofthe things about it is so, like
we know that serial killersfalsely all the time you know
this as well as I do falselyclaim victims that they didn't
even they couldn't have killed.
You know what I mean.
When they finally get caught,they're like oh, I murdered a
hundred women, but in reality weknow that these other ones were

(20:39):
.
You know what I mean?
Like we have proof that theydidn't do these.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
And that's happened quite a few times.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
So oh sorry, go ahead .

Speaker 2 (20:46):
No, I'm trying, I don't.
I won't be able to think of hisname right now, but who was the
guy that said that he killed?
Oh, jason Nicole Brown Simpson.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
Brown Simpson?
Oh yeah, I can't think.
Glenn Rogers, glenn Rogers, yes.
I firmly believed that therewas enough of what he was saying
to be true, that he couldactually be the Nicole Brown
Simpson killer.
Now, did he do other crimes?
Yes, yes.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
My point with all this, though, is that so Zodiac,
a lot of his crimes we knowabout because he confesses to
them to the police.
So how do we really know thatthat confession is?
He might be claiming a victimthat doesn't.
So that way you could start toget to perpetrate.
You know what I mean Like twopeople lined up for that, even

(21:38):
if it's not.
You know what I mean Like twopeople lined up for that, even
if it's not.
You know what I mean Justbecause somebody's lying.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Absolutely.
Or the person who wrote theciphers isn't even associated
with the Zodiac Killer at all.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Right, or maybe he had somebody write the ciphers
for, or you know what I mean.
Like you said, maybe there's anetwork.
Which they suggested with theSon of Sam killer.
I don't know if you rememberthat documentary.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
Yeah, so they said that was actually.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Go ahead.
No, I was just going to saywhere they said that was
actually multiple people and notjust David.
He was like the fall guy of thegroup or whatever.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Yeah, and so, like I said, we're not going to drain
it all today, we're not goingdown the rabbit hole today, but
I said we're not going to drainit all today, we're not going
down the rabbit hole today, but,I mean, keep, stay tuned,
because we're going to bring youupdates as we have them.
They've already, I think,partnered up with somebody else
to do, you know, go on a podcastIf we?
Galena has a YouTube channelwhere she puts out some of the

(22:36):
discussions she's had with herfather, who is still alive but
allegedly has dementia.
So, um, we'll be talking moreabout it.
I'm super interested because,either way, these ladies have
some a lot to say and myinstinct, gut feeling, is that,
whether or not he's a zodiackiller, they're not lying about
what he's telling them.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Also, just because he's not the Zodiac killer also
doesn't mean that he's not akiller.
We've seen people that wereactually killers confess to the
Zodiac that weren't Right.
So like there's so manydifferent ways it could fall,
yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
So we will keep you up to date on the Zodiac killer,
as we know.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
You will know, or you can go out and do the research
yourself, which is why we'regiving them a shout out um we'll
post to their facebook pagewhen we release the um the
weekly clips we love greatmysteries, so as we find out new
things for you to put togetherbecause, who knows, maybe it's
somebody that listens it's likehey, I have an idea, I wonder if
, whatever.

(23:37):
And then you know, that's howthings get unraveled.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Yeah, well, and that's the other thing too is
that Galena has posted a lotrecently that people who
actually knew her father havebeen messaging her and saying
that I escaped this scenariowith him, so he is prolific.
Whether or not he's a Zodiac,there's definitely something
wrong with John Truffle Sure,sureiac, there's definitely
something wrong with JohnTruffle.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Sure, sure.
No, that's cool, that's verycool.
But it again it weaves becausethe theme here is that we love
mysteries.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
We love puzzles.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
We love unsolved crimes.
Yeah, and treasures, yeah, andany mystery, it's mysteries.
We love mysteries.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
So what was the name of that Netflix documentary that
we watched this past week?

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Finding Forrest Fenn's Treasure, I believe.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Forrest Fenn so good.
I mean, you talk about adocumentary that had me so fired
up.
Now I'm talking about it.
I'm fired up again.
I got to go watch it.
Stop the podcast.
It's the story.
I mean, we all know the ForrestFenn.
You know what I mean.
Forrest Fenn was this old guythat buried a treasure somewhere
like in the Rocky Mountains.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
We don't all know that, do we Do?
We all know this.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Well, I think no.
Do we all know this?
Well, I think no.
It was very popular.
My point being is it's beenvery.
It was very big in the news.
It wasn't just something thatwas.
You know what I mean.
This made national headlinesmultiple times.
Um, before his friend fenn, hewas an old guy that buried a
treasure and that then peopledied trying to find it.

(25:17):
It was was out in thewilderness, there was a series
of clues typically just what youthink of with a treasure hunt
and somebody did eventually findit.
However, one of the people thatwas involved with the
documentary, who probably one ofthe only other people that
figured out the clues to whereit was, he bought some of the

(25:39):
treasure back, added moretreasure of his own.
He reburied it somewhere in theWestern United States.
Clues are hidden in thedocumentary of the Netflix
special.
There's a book to go with,there's a poem to go with,
there's a website, there's aReddit community.
I mean, like all the works, ifyou've been involved in treasure

(26:00):
hunting before and we havewe're not just lay people, right
.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
No, we're not.
We've talked about this before.
We did a treasure hunt andwe're going to talk about this
because this is the way.
This is why I believe in thematrix.
This is why I believe in thematrix.
This is why I believe inglitches.
This is why I believe in what'sthe other thing called where
we're all in some program thatwe're not.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Simulation.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Yeah, simulation, because all these theories
intertwine.
Or are they the great epicsagas of life that are just
showing what's interesting,right?

Speaker 1 (26:42):
well, what's interesting too is are they
connected?
Because you know as well as Ido that when you start putting
clues together, start lining upcoincidences and stuff, it is
easy to talk yourself intosomething and connecting things
that aren't connected.
We suffered from that becausewe discovered that during the
treasure hunt, trying to putclues together, you can make

(27:04):
things fit where they don't.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
Yeah, we did that with the Maryland hunt.
We were in Boones Bar, right Atthe Civil War history place.
Oh, we were in Sharpsburg.
Sorry, we were in.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Sharpsburg.
Sorry, we were in Sharpsburg orSharpsburg At the battlefield
Antietam Battlefield.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Antietam Battlefield and we were able to make every
clue fit.
We were able to Perfectly.
We knew that it was out atAntietam Battlefield and it was
at a baseball field somewhereelse.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
All the clues fit.
Antietam.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
All the clues fit the buoy, they were perfectly
matched.
The person that.
I don't even know how to getinto this conversation, how to
bring it full circle, but sowhile we were watching the
documentary, right, so you guyshave probably heard of DB Cooper
, if you follow treasure huntingat all.

(28:03):
I mean, db Cooper happened inwhat 1971, 72?

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Yeah 1970, 1971.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
Yeah, it was like a famous plane hijacking where the
gentleman only took $200,000and jumped off the plane and
nobody ever found him.
A little bit of the money wasfound, but that's it.
Like it's one of the greatestAmerican mysteries there ever
was.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
As they say, it's the only unsolved skyjacking in
American history and it, likeyou said, it's one of those
great American mysteries.
Who's the Zodiac killer?
Who was DB Cooper?
You know what I mean.
Like these are the big.
What happened to Chandra Levy?
Who killed JonBenet Ramsey?

Speaker 2 (28:46):
These are like the, you know what I mean Greatest
American mysteries and where thefuck is Jimmy.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Hoffa's body.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
So, with DB Cooper, right, this happened in the 70s.
And so, if you follow DB Cooper, right, this happened in the
70s.
And so, if you follow DB Cooperat all, there's a whole thread
of people that obviously believethat this guy was a trained
airline pilot, right, because ofthe way that he jumped and just
the circumstances, what he knew, how he knew, to ask for

(29:15):
several shoots, like all of it.
I'm not going to drain DBCooper.
Ask for several shoots, likeall of it.
I'm not going to drain DBCooper.
You can go watch a million andone documentaries and there are
like 17 people that said theirfather is DB Cooper, right.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
All the expert people agree that he was a skilled
flightsman, whether that meanspilot jumper, but everybody
knows that he knew aviation.
Do you know what I mean?
Like all the evidence pointstowards that.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Right, and so I am a puzzle solver.
So we're watching thedocumentary and I'm like how did
Forrest Fenn get his money?
Why did he have a million-somedollars just to put in a
treasure hunt?
Like, where did he get hismoney?

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Well, because he became an art dealer.
We do know that.
And how did he get his money?
Well, because he became an artdealer.
We do know that.
And how did he get the seedmoney to start being a?
He was an art dealer to thestars.
How did he get that money?
You're talking big, richpaintings.
You know what I mean Like so hehad any.
Why you brought up aviation wasbecause he was a pilot in

(30:15):
Vietnam, and not just any pilot.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Right.
So Forrest Fenn flew 350missions in Vietnam in 365 days.
He was a skilled airman skilledI'm assuming he was a jumper.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
I'm assuming he was a jumper, even if he wasn't, even
if he didn't do it all the time.
I'm sure he had to do that aspart of his.
He had jumped before, put itthat way, and it's not like he
was a paratrooper where he wasdoing it all the time, but he, I
mean, he was experienced.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
So when I was looking , when I was watching the
documentary, all these thingsstarted to pop in my head.
And then, like they flashed upa picture of Forrest Fenn back
in the day when he was a pilotin Vietnam, and I was like he

(31:10):
fucking looks like the pictureof DB Cooper, the one, the
famous drawing of DB Cooper, thehairline matches, the jawline
matches, right, that's what kindof blew me away.
And when you look at otherpeople who are allegedly db
cooper because I went back andlooked they don't have the same
nose structure.
This guy fits the the facialprofile.
Okay, then they talk about hewas very gentlemanly.

(31:31):
Forest fen is an old countrygentleman.
He is very proper, he are he, Imean.
So then Babe was like well,somebody had to have pieced this
together before.
Like somebody had to havethought that DB Cooper At least
had the thought.
So you looked it up.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
And so we were talking about the treasure.
It was a person by the name ofStephanie Thurdyacre who wrote
this book.
Now, this means nothing toprobably anyone.
However, the treasure hunt thatwe were just talking about,
where we found the treasure, wasput on by a guy named David
Klein, who invented jellybellies, but his partner in the

(32:15):
clue thing was one, stephanie,30 Acre.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Can you hear me now?

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Yes, okay, I don't know what's going on today.
The internet probably.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Because we're talking about all this wild shit.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Yeah, that's exactly what it is Bree's line's like oh
hell no, shut this shit down.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
But when you hopped on the last time, I could see
your face moving and I knew whatyou were saying.
Say it, Do it.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
I'm DB Cooper.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
That's what his gram used to say it's scary.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Well, no, I saw an episode of Unsolved Mysteries.
Somebody told their wife ontheir deathbed.
That was what they said.
I'm DB Cooper.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
So that's another rabbit hole that we're going to
be going down, that you guys aregoing to be hearing a lot more
of.
Because I'm buying Stephanie'sbook.
I want to see why she thinksthat Forrest Fenn is DB Cooper.
Because I thought about it, itjust clicked for me.
When something clicks in mybrain so hard like that, I'm
usually on to something andpeople dismiss Stephanie 30 Acre

(33:28):
as crazy, which reallyfrustrates me because she writes
.
Yeah, the Reddit thread saidthe only person that believes
that Forrest Fenn is DB Cooperis some crazy.
That wrotea book and I got lostoff because wrong.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
There's three right now.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
Stephanie's smart.
She's really smart.
There's no way she wrote theclues at the complexity and yet
the like she's smart If she sawa connection.
I saw a connection.
There's something there.
We're going down this rabbithole.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
We just made enough of a connection as far as I'm
concerned to at leastinvestigate it.
You know what I mean.
Like I'm not saying it's fact,but like it's worth a look.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
Listen, my husband has been referred to as Patton
Oswald.
Patton's wife goes down.
Well, she went down rabbitholes so deep that it might have
ended her.
That's the kind of rabbit holesI want to go down, minus the
drugs.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Yeah, we've gone down some of these rabbit holes.
I want to go down minus thedrugs.
Yeah, um, we've gone down someof these rabbit holes.
We just need to take the stepsnow with with old DB and Forrest
Fenn.
And just one more thing on thatit's like to me it makes as
much sense as anybody.
And why not, like?
I mean like, why couldn't ithave been?

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Well, if you watch the documentary on Netflix about
his treasure, you will findthat his family has been through
hell and back because he wrotethis book.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
And they just want to be wash their hands of all of
it.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
They'd be happy if they never heard those words
again, because it's been hellRight right the stalkers and
everything else so if somebodystarts promoting this whole
concept, this narrative thatforest might be db cooper,
they're going to be stuck againhaving to deal with it now with
the, with the guy that did isdoing the new treasure hunt.

(35:29):
They're, they're out of loop.
It's nothing to do with them.
Matter of fact, he even had tosay because of what that family
went through the treasure is notwithin a mile of my property or
something because people weregoing to Forrest Fenn's house
and showing up at his gate inthe middle of the night.
It's insane.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
You know people, if they could do it, they did it
fucking people fucking peoplebut so I am going to.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
We we've got one more big story to cover and then
we're going to wrap it up with acouple things that we've got
coming up, but so it all.
Again, the thread is a cohesivewind this week, or we've,
because the next thing that'strending right now which is
insane because this happened in2022, the first part of it

(36:24):
Harley Pasternak.
Now, if you guys have neverheard of Harley Pasternak, he is
a celebrity trainer, which Idon't give a shit about.
Celebrity trainers To me,they're all just clout stealers
that are hanging on to thecoattails of celebrities to say
that they were in their circle,right?
They're little networkingweasels.

(36:45):
As far as I'm concerned, I'venever met a celebrity.
I've never met a trainer.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
They're a little bit, I've never.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I feel like they all are inthis church of Scientology or
something.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
That's a great example.
I know they're not, but that'sa great example because they're
very cultish, very whatever.
I don't even know what the wordis, like you said, but it's a
very specific character type.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
It is.
And so you know I love CandaceOwens.
I love her.
I think she's brilliant.
You not so much.
I used to hate her when I wasliberal.
I used to go on her page andcall her token all the time
because I thought she was theonly Black conservative that
lived in America.
I didn't know, I was stupid.

(37:33):
I admit I had Trump derangementsyndrome, but now I love me
some Candace.
Not everything she says is someof it's hyperbolic, and I get
that, but a lot of.
She does some really goodresearch.
She has the money, she hasinvestigators, she has lawyers,
lawyers she can do this shitright.
So she's always up against alawsuit.

(37:55):
Well, she got.
She got served this week by aprocess server.
Somebody wants five years ofher texts between her and kanye.
Why does this even matter?
What does candace owensens andKanye have to do with Harley
Pasternak?
Well, if you don't know, HarleyPasternak was Kanye's trainer

(38:18):
when he went into the loony binthe first time.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
But that's not even the half.
I could deal with it.
That's not even the half.
What gets you is what she'sabout to tell you, about these
text messages Now.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
I'm no.
Kanye, oh sorry, I just wantedto say no, go ahead, go ahead,
I'm no.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
Kanye fan and I'm not sitting here saying like.
I think that, but I also thinkthat people can be portrayed by
like in the media, in any waythat the media wants to portray
them.
So you know what I mean.
Like, I'm willing to listen.
I'm willing to listen, I'mwilling to listen.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
Well, so it's a long text.
I'm going to actually put thewhole text up for everyone to
read.
If they haven't seen it, I'mreading the part that pisses me
off to no end.
This was actually a text, atext exchange between Harley and
Kanye.
Harley has never disputed that.
He sent this message.
It was put on Twitter in 2022by Kanye and nobody covered it

(39:24):
Nobody.
It slipped under the radar.
Why the mainstream media wasn'tcovering this tells me that
there's merit to it, right.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Let's hear it.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
From Harley Pasternak to Kanye.
Option two I have youinstitutionalized again.
Where they medicate the crapout of you.
You go back to Zombielandforever.
Playdates with kids just won'tbe the same.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
What was option one?

Speaker 2 (40:01):
Option one is that he stops tweeting crazy texts oh
right, right, right.
So he was threatenedessentially by Harley Pasternak
that he was going to be put backinto Zombieland, which
insinuates that he was put intoZombieland before by somebody.
So again, none of this mattersout of context.

(40:26):
Okay, twitter beef, I don'tknow what you're doing right
there.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
I'm secretly doing the Illuminati symbol.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
However, when you dig up the background of Harley
Pasternak, you find that he wasa scientist for a military PSYOP
program in Canada.
He was a trained scientist inCanada who conducted PSYOP
experiments involvingexperimental drugs with people

(41:01):
to see if he could make thembecome mentally ill.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
Very similar to what sort of programs the CIA runs
over here in America versus.
You know we find out about himafter the fact.
They finally admit to him 50years after it's over.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
Right.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
But he was involved in a Canadian version of that.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
Right.
So when Kanye was going off therails tweeting about MKUltra
and doing all that shit aboutMKUltra, he was not far from the
truth.
Was he being drugged?
Is there a conspiracy?
So, if you want to take this astep further, let's talk about

(41:42):
who else Harley Pasternak wasinvolved in right before they
died.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Aaron.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Carter Brittany.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Murphy.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
Brittany Murphy and the one that blew me away, Mac
Miller.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
Mac Miller.
Now, mind you, these people alldied of overdoses, which is a
convenient way Like, basically,if you've ever done drugs in
your life, they can off you withan overdose.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
No, and people are going to buy it.
No, brittany Murphy died ofcomplications from pneumonia.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Mm.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
And Aaron Carter died .
He had a generic form of Xanaxin his system, but he died
because he was strangled in hisown bathtub Now strangled,
drowned.
There's some controversy there,but right before Aaron Carter
died he was telling people thathe believed that somebody was

(42:37):
trying to kill him.
And when Kanye tweeted thattweet about Harley Pasternak,
nick Carter said hey, kanye,let's talk man to man.
I got some things to tell you.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Whoa, really, you didn't tell me that that's a big
piece, that's huge.
I would love to be a fly on thewall in that conversation so
you're gonna start a website nowwho me?

Speaker 2 (43:01):
yeah, didn't.
Oh, you were drunk yesterdaywhen you said it.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
You may not remember I was gonna start a website
about what?

Speaker 2 (43:10):
I believe kanyecom oh , something kanye isn't crazy,
kanye isn't crazycom.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Oh something, kanye isn't crazy.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
Kanye isn't crazycom.
You're starting a website.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
That might already be a thing, but no, I'm with it.
I'm with it because here's thething is you start to look into,
like you said, you talk aboutrabbit holes, dude Like don't
it's mind bending, and I don'thalf the time I don't want to
talk about any of dude Likedon't it's mind bending and I
don't half the time.
I don't want to talk about anyof these things because it does
sound crazy, but when you're inthe rabbit hole man, it doesn't.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
And you can make it all fit.
I can see how conspiracytheorists get hooked because you
can make the little tiniestthing fit your narrative if you
are on a narrative.
But for me, you know,everything's full circle with me
, right?
So, dakota, my daughter, hermiddle name is Antonia.
Her middle name is Antoniabecause when I was pregnant with

(44:04):
her, I read Dr Zhivago, whichis by Boris Pasternak, who was
allegedly actually involved inMI6 and MKUltra experiments, and
this, that and the other, so itall comes full circle
eventually.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
No, and it's all connected, man.
It's all part of a massivewhich I honestly and don't even
get me.
I'm not even going to getstarted Because if I get into it
, people, I think it's all partof one grand conspiracy
basically put forth over thelast 80 to 100 years for the
elite to seize control.
We've been visited by aliens.
They're leaving.
I'm not going any further thanthat.

(44:44):
You can do with it what youwill.
Well we went down anotherrabbit hole this week and.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
I didn't even have it on the agenda but we watched
that one, the one Mandela effectYouTube thing that scared me.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
There's some Mandelas .
I didn't I mean, we've talkedabout this before the Mandela
effect on this podcast.
We've talked about ones thataffected us, which are the
pretty basic ones.
We had the beginner's packageof the Mandela effect,
berenstain Bears, nelson mandela, of course, um you know, and

(45:18):
there's a couple other ones thateverybody has.
What's that?

Speaker 2 (45:21):
yeah, I think the apollo one or the challenger
blowing up, oh yeah, the late,the challenger explosion.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
There are several that are more not mainstream,
but they're the ones thateverybody's heard of.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
Now they come out with a whole new fucking
expansion pack.
You can now buy an expansionpack of Mandela effects.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
And I bought it Cup-a-noodle.
Are you kidding me?
It was Cup-a-noodle, notCup-noodle.
What sense would it make tocall something Cup-noodle?
It was Cup-o-noodle,cup-o-noodle, cup-o-noodle,
cup-o-noodle, what was?

Speaker 2 (45:59):
the other one Stouffer's Stove Top Stuffing
Stouffer's.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Stove Top Stuffing.
That one, I believe, is real,because I've heard it.
Yeah, I know what was the otherone we just saw, besides the
one, besides the cup of noodle,there was a couple mind-blowing
ones.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
This documentary pulled out a couple that I'd
never been in, and what's?

Speaker 1 (46:25):
interesting that and we were even critiquing.
So here's what's interesting iswe also understand, with the
Mandela effect, how your mindcan conflate things and mix
things up.
But also, if you believe insome of them, the guys are like
hey, I'm not saying that, Iremember it that way, but these
people are all saying that somaybe they're just in a
different timeline type thingthat we, but they relate it back

(46:48):
to the Large Hadron Collider inSwitzerland or whatever, and
that Because basically they'retrying to get the building
blocks of the universe and theyshoot all these super high,
crazy protons and stuff.
Basically, they're creatinglittle mini Big Bangs.
So if they're doing all thisstuff, who's to say they haven't
altered and that's what they'resaying is, it doesn't alter the
total reality, but it justchanges a few things so that you

(47:10):
can notice that you're in adifferent timeline.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
Yeah, and with the advent of the internet it's so
easy Like before, they couldjust gloss over it and we'd
never know, You're just like.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
oh, I remember wrong.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
But now you can meet 1500 million people that
remember it the way that you do.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
Yeah, I know it's like it's insane, or is it one
of those like false memorythings, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Like the one that always throws me for a loop is
Fruit Loops.
People always say they don'tremember it's spelled with two
O's.
But the story I know the storyof why they called it Fruit
Loops and used two O's, like.
So it's like and it's alwaysbeen that way to me.
So like that one doesn't ringtrue.
But again, again, I'm notknocking anybody that says it
was different in their timeline,because maybe they don't
remember the baron stane bearthing.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
You know what I mean I don't remember a double o's
and fruit loops.
I do not remember that yeah, Ido, I do I don't.
So I do want to wrap this upbecause we've covered a lot and
we have so much we can talkabout this all day.
I say we keep going no, I, Icould, I could, but I think

(48:18):
we're gonna have a lot moreupdates for these things as they
come available um right, sureI'm with it so yeah I would you
know me, I could talk aboutrabbit holes all day, every day,
I love what's fun to talk about.
Call me Alice, why don't you?

Speaker 1 (48:34):
And I feel like people respond to this.
Even if all our listeners arecrazy, I don't give a shit.
Come on in and have some fun.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Come one, come all.
What did they say in Alice inWonderland?
We're all mad here.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Or we're all a little mad here, or something like
that.
Yeah, something like that.
You get the idea.
I signed us up for somethingfun on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
I'm so excited about this.
This might be the thing thatI'm, like most excited about.
I feel like I'm I know it's notbecause it's just, but like I
feel like one of those likecelebrity guest judges where
they're like you know what Imean.
Where they're like we got AlanaB and Scott from the Gilded
Trash Podcast.
People are going to be likewhat?

Speaker 2 (49:21):
Yes, so it's actually going to be our first event
that we're ever booking as AlanaB and Scott from Gilded Trash
Alana B and Scott from GildedTrash and it is a local Wimber
Pennsylvania karaoke contesthosted by my homegirl for a long
time, dj Heidi.

(49:41):
She's actually DJed some of ourfamily events in the past.
She's a fun karaoke DJ.
She's got lots of cool lights.
She goes live, sometimes Greatsong selection.
So what Heidi is telling me isthat there is going to be a

(50:01):
twist to this karaoke contest.
So it is at the Wimber VFWSaturday April 12th.
The contest starts at 9pm.
If you're entering the contestyou have to have your first song
in by 8.45.
I don't know about the secondsong, because that's where the

(50:22):
twist comes in.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
You just made my day.
You said my three favoritethings V, f, w, that means beer,
rip tickets, karaoke, food.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
Yes, I love the above .

Speaker 1 (50:38):
I love a good VFW bub .

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Yep, and we'll be handing out some Gilded Trash
merch and Trash Panda merch tothe contestants as we go.
Maybe, if we don't agree on whowins, maybe we'll give some
runner-up prizes.
So that's going to be reallyfun.
I'm super excited.
I will not be entering thecompetition, so don't worry, you
don't have to do it.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
You're probably not allowed, are you?

Speaker 2 (51:03):
No.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
It's illegal I wouldn't want to.
It'd be illegal.
Illegal the cops would show up.
You're out there judging akaraoke contest that you're in.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
They show up at the.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
VFW like they think they're there to like bust the
bar down or something.
And they're like we got wordthat somebody's participating in
a karaoke contest that they'realso judging.
That's a misdemeanor aroundhere.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
Although my family is notorious in that neck of the
woods for getting in trouble.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
They might just use that to come get you for another
reason.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
Who knows, I'd have to shout out my real last name
or my maiden name, which I'm notgoing to do because there's
only like seven of us in thewhole country.
But I tend to throw that cloudaround when I'm out Wimberway,
and it doesn't go to very far.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Well, let's just say this that her family once had a
newspaper article and it startedWimber was a Wild West show
last night.
Right, that's how the articlestarts.
There was a Wild West shootoutin Wimber, and that was her
family.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
Yeah, my uncle was just shooting guns up in the air
.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
I picture it, though like back.
So this is like what the 1970sI picture, like the doors of the
wimber hotel having like just a, you know what I'm talking
about the like and they justlike he stumbled and the streets
were dirt in winver and he'slike.
I know that's not true, butthat's how it makes it sound
that's how the article makes itsound.

(52:34):
It's really fun Picture yourdad, like in that picture where
he looks like an Allman brotheryeah.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
That's a great picture and like I can picture
the whole scene, this Wild Westshootout in Lindbergh.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
I'm actually probably going to pull up that picture
in the article if me and ash geta chance to connect.
Um, when she comes on trashpanda, because that we, you know
similar family backgroundsthere.
Um, so, also coming up beforewe release the next episode um,
you are doing a showcase atmananny's and State College,
hosted by John Saxton.
Right, john Saxton?

(53:15):
Yep, john Saxton.
So there's a showcase atManny's and State College and
then an open mic to follow,which, if you guys want to try
your hand at stand-up in StateCollege, 4-16 is the date.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
Yep, 4-16 is the date ?
Yep then.
4-19 Comedy Farm AnniversaryShow, Altoona, Pennsylvania.
Yours truly will be a part ofit.
Um, I can't wait.
I can't believe it's been ayear.
The Comedy Farm man, wow, backto Ridge Hershberger.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
I mean, it's just amazing yeah, and how many
amazing comics have we seen atComedy Farm in Arts Altoona, yep
.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
I mean, I can't count it on two hands Then April 26th
, though right here in Johnson.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
Wait, hold on, hold on, I got I.
This isn't a big event, but Ium, I just had to give out a
shout out to um Easter, whichhappens to fall on 420 this year
.
My two big Shout out Jesus.
Shout out Jesus, but alsochocolate and weed at the same

(54:26):
time.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
Yeah, I love Easter candy.
I want a basket.
I'm giving myself a basket witha toothbrush in it, because I
need a new toothbrush too.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
You do.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
And it's going to be filled with jelly beans in the
grass and little chocolate eggsand robin eggs.
Easter might have the.
So here's the thing.
Oh, yes, it is, I'm getting itOkay.
Easter, I would argue, is thebest candy holiday, even above
trick or treat.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
I agree it has the best themed candies.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Yeah, you can get candy at Easter that you can't
get any other time.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
Yeah, I agree.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
There's nothing on Halloween that you can't get the
rest of the year.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
Agree.
Now my two favorite Eastertreats are ones that are on
everybody's hate list, so my twofavorite easter candies are
marshmallow peeps and cadburycream eggs I like them and
everybody hates them.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
Here's my question is how do they hate them when
literally they're like a billiondollar industry just between
the two of them?
Somebody's buying them.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
You've never seen the peeps memes.
The only way to eat a peep?

Speaker 1 (55:40):
No, I see people say that, but I think it's just.
I don't believe it.
It's one of those like it'slike a Mandela effect, almost.
It's a myth that that manypeople hate them.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
Oh yeah, so go ahead.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
So 4?
Um, oh yeah, so go ahead.
So 426, oh yeah, 426.
Johnstown, masonic temple me,frankie z cheeks, or whatever he
goes by, we're going to be.
It's going to be a great show.
Masonic temple is to raisecharity, suicide awareness um
Travis Neal Foundation.
It's going to be great.
I absolutely cannot wait.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
Yeah, they got way better comics than me and
Frankie too, like way better.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
We're not the meat and potatoes to this, we're the
parsley on the side, yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
Yeah, there's a lot of great comics on this show.
I'm excited for the Green Room.
The Green Room is going to befantastic here.
The green room is going to befantastic here.
The after party is going to beamazeballs.
I don't know who's throwingthat.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
Oh, you have to.
I mean, how could it not bewith Frank?
I mean, come on.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
No, it's going to be lit.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
It's going to be lit.
That's the only way to say it.
It's going to be lit.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
So then we've got May 11th through 13th.
This is my favorite thing onthe venue.
We are going to be in Nashvillehouse hunting, but I'm ever the
businesswoman Scott's going tobe doing some.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
Yeah, I'll be doing my stuff.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
I'll be doing any of our listeners are in nashville
um 11th through the 13th.
Look for my post on tiktok.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
Hit me up, maybe you'll know where I'm going when
I'm not doing comedy.
You'll find me at joylandeating chicken sandwiches.
All damn day I'll be eatingsmash burgers I'm gonna eat one
too.
I'll be eating smash burgers.
I'm gonna eat one of them toofinally, the big event.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
The big event.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
May 23rd oh yes, waynesboro, pennsylvania,
triggers Taproom.
We and Sasquatch Outdoorspresent an evening with Scott
Radin friends, and it's going tobe.
Oh my buddy, if you have notcome out to a comedy show ever
before, make this your first one, because it is going to rip

(58:11):
from start to finish like you'venever even seen, because it's
going to.
It's just going to be so good.
We've so many people lined up.
We got Blake Stahlnecker comingout, we got Rich Hershberger,
scott Kelly, uh, lennon Free andthen our headliner, mr Trevor

(58:32):
Alston.
Um, it is just going to be.
It's going to be a lot of fun.
That whole weekend is going tobe a lot of fun.
The next night we have a littlesecret show that we're going to
be doing.
Keep an eye out for that.
We're not going to mention toomany details about that.
If you're South Mountain Hotel,watch out, because it's going
to be a blast.
And then Sunday, we will talkabout this one in more detail.

(58:56):
Triggers Tap Room.
Again, we're doing an open micevent.
We're going to have a littleshow to kick the show off, just
to get things flowing, but thenwe're going to go into an open
mic.
It's going to be great.
We're going to be pulling namesout of buckets, like on Kill
Tony.
We're going to be talking topeople.
It's going to be a lot of fun.
We want to hear what you got.
Think you're funny?

(59:16):
Come on out.
It doesn't even matter, it'sjust going to be a blast.
One hell of a time.
It's going to be fun.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
Um, I just can't say it enough, that is memorial day
weekend, starting may 23rd.
So may 23rd, 24th and 25th weare bringing comedy to
waynesboro, pennsylvania.
We've got comics coming.
Like Scott said, we've got theFriday show is going to
absolutely murder Saturday show.

(59:45):
We got a couple good comicsthat we're bringing to this
little pop-up, super secretpop-up event.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
Yeah, super secret event.
Stay tuned, listeners, becausethis one's for you You're going
to.
There'll be secret things to gowith this, this show.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
so right, and who knows, maybe you can even catch
us eating lunch somewhere.
You might want to talk to someof the comics that we have
hanging out with us.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Um, but boogers beef bologna for everyone boogers.

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
I'm super excited about sunday because they've
already got at least 20 peopleinterested in doing the bucket
pool, which, for an area likeWaynesboro that doesn't have a
lot of comedy outlets right now,I think that's amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
They're up to 20 now.
Yeah 20 for the bucket pool?
And who?

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
knows, atlanta Bee might do a little set.
You never know.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
We're going to have to put a cut off.
I know Holy cow I need to talkto him about that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
We might be maxed out .

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
He's got 20 people that said they want to do it,
but at the night of the showyou're not going to have that
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
who shows up, we'll find out that night.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but Imean, that's great, though If
it's going to be that, well shit.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
Yeah, it's worth coming out just to see.
Maybe you you know, come outand watch your friends try their
hand.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
Maybe you'll discover the next new comic because,
yeah, he's brought up a lot ofpeople that have maybe not
necessarily done it, but thatthey can and they want to.
And let's see it, man.
Let's see what you got.
You don't know who's out therewaiting.
The next.
Shane Gillis is somewhere outthere, hasn't even tried comedy
yet.
You know what I mean.
That's how I look at it.
So maybe he shows up to thatopen mic, Not Shane Gillis.

(01:01:30):
The next one, though.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
Yeah, so that's about it.
I mean, we've got a lot of shitcoming up.
We've got a lot of things thatwe're going to be going down
rabbit holes for you guys.
We've got a lot of shows comingup.
You can message us or hit me upat alanna, at gildetrashcom.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
I have so many shows coming up, I think I need to
make one of those posters thatshows me like in some weird pose
, and then it has my dates nextto it, I think.

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
I need one of them.
I think I have that many showscoming up.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
I can do that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
I think you're allowed now.

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
Yeah, I'm going to have to work on it.
I want to know it's got to begoofy, it's got to be me, and if
it's me, it's goofy.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
Oh, that's the other thing that I wanted to shout out
real fast.
If you're watching us onyoutube, go over and check out
the parody video we did, um ofold honey and mustard.
That was really, really fun.
That was our first ever.
That was our first ever skitthat we produced all in one day.
Um, I'm gonna say the audioquality on it was pretty shitty

(01:02:34):
in some points.
Neither of us were reallysinging that well, but it was so
fun to do.
I can't wait to do more skits.
I am excited.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
The outfits alone for me were that much fun.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
Howdy man Evening Alright.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
If nobody's told you motherfuckers today, stay trashy
.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
Stay trashy, Illuminati Peace.