December 30, 2024 • 63 mins
Ready to journey back to the year 2000 with a playful nod to nostalgia and enjoy some rib-tickling humor? We kick off the episode with a lively debate on Conan O'Brien's comedic genius while reminiscing about how Gilded Trash emerged from a challenging period to become a lively podcast adventure. From quiet New Year's celebrations to Scott's brave foray into stand-up comedy, we recount the highs of our year and dive into the pop culture landscape of 2024, where National Treasure might just make a grand comeback and Diddy is making headlines once again.
Our love for drive-in movie theaters takes center stage as we humorously navigate through childhood memories and cultural stereotypes. Whether it's the aromatic allure of peppered chicken tenders or the spontaneous joy of a drive-in movie, we explore the simple pleasures that bring us back to an era filled with culinary adventures. Our fondness for iconic foods leads us to Philadelphia and Baltimore, savoring legendary sandwiches and quirky karaoke nights amidst cherished museum visits and road trip escapades.
As our culinary journey wraps up, we reflect on hosting a comedy show and our aspirations for the podcast's future, all while sharing a whimsical appreciation for life’s little mysteries. A whirlwind road trip to Ohio and a playful exchange about the peculiarities of family gatherings add a touch of humor and nostalgia. With wise words from celebrities like Lil Wayne and Leslie Jordan, we find inspiration in the mundane, leaving you with a chuckle and perhaps a new perspective on the trash can wisdom of life.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, happy New Year.
Happy New Year.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Depending on when you're listening to this, you
could have already celebratedNew Year's Eve, or maybe you're
listening to us right before thecountdown.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
It's the year 2000.
In the year 2000.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
25.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Do you remember that bit on Conan?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yes, I hated that In the year 2000.
I hated Conan O'Brien I loveConan for so many reasons I
hated that show he's a genius.
I hated that show.
He's a genius.
I don't like him at all.
I love him sorry.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
I love him.
Conan, do not listen toeverybody.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Andy, don't listen to her meanwhile, one writing gig
that I'm ever going to get on mylife is going to be a kind of
brian thing, and he's going tohear this and be like, no, fuck
you.
So what happened in 2024?
So many so many things manythings I don't even know what
(01:04):
you get.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
They discovered that Epstein's List was a Playfair
cipher.
I love the movie NationalTreasure.
You guys remember that movieback in the day.
I think they should update itthough, just like cut to the
trailer.
And it's like Nick Cage andhe's like Epstein's List is a
Playfair cipher.
There's a map in the back itleads you to Diddy's Lair.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
We did, oh my gosh, so many things.
I don't even know like NewYear's was relatively boring for
us this past year.
I don't think we did anythingat all for New Year's.
We stayed in, went to bed at10pm, we were old, we were old.
We were old because Alana B washaving a mental health crisis
(01:52):
and when I woke up from saidmental health crisis, the
podcast was born.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
It was a new year the podcast was born on a little
night in Bethlehem.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
The podcast was reborn, yes, so out of that came
the inspiration for gildedtrash.
We're doing this, babe, so wegotta tell everybody who we are.
I'm Alana B.
I'm Alana B.
(02:26):
Why do I sound so country whenI say that I'm Scott Reed?
Are you sure about that?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Scott Reed.
I'm the comedian Scott Reed thecomedian Scott.
Reed, or a comedian Scott Reed.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I'm the comedian Scott Reed the concept of Gilded
Trash was born out of a vibe ofpeople who we just meet like
gilded trash is just people andplaces and things that are great
in spite of themselves in spiteof themselves.
I love that.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
The trash you never know, when you're digging up
trash, whether that trash willbe killed it or if it's just
regular trash, and in which caseyou discard it and then we
quickly set in motion a wholebunch of things that sometimes
you just have to jump.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I became a comedian.
Yeah, he became a comedian.
Yeah, he became a comedian.
I mean, to be clear, very lowlevel.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
So I've been hearing this term California sober a lot
.
Anybody know this.
I always like to say when Imeet somebody like that, I'm
Pennsylvania sober, so it's justicy light and fentanyl for me.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
To be clear, he was always a comedian.
He just took it to the streets,I guess.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Took it to the streets right to the streets
fighting tooth and nail,scrapping the kid pie.
Um no, I mean a lot happenedthis year.
I mean we did, we did a ton.
It's always crazy looking backon a year because it seems like
(04:09):
it goes by fast, but then whenyou think about like what you
did in that year, you're likeholy crap, we did so.
Yeah, so many things, so manyplaces, nashville for vacation,
that was.
Yeah, nashville was awesome yeahmean we've done so many things.
Look at all the differentcomedy stuff we've done.
Look at all the I mean solvethe murder too along the
(04:31):
bandwagon.
It's a true crime.
Special Tune in to find outwhat's the deal with murder.
Dr Mankiewicz, he's done it.
He's worked every case.
We just have done a lot.
We pack it in.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
We do pack it in.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
We pack it in boy.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Pack it up.
That's a sin.
The year wasn't as long as wethought.
You already skipped the wholeway to March.
We went to Nashville.
You skipped the whole way toMarch.
No to nashville.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
You skipped the whole way to march no, we talked
about, I mean we did comedy, butI mean, like that's what I'm
saying, you guys, we've beenkept abreast of what we've been
up to yeah, yeah because we talkabout it.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
We talk about it but what else was happening in the
world?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
so I mean lots happened.
They got diddy, they got diddy,they got him buddy, which is
crazy because, like, if youthink about it, like I mean
there was a point where, like hewas huge Back when Biggie died
and stuff you know more aboutthat, because I'm not well
versed in.
Hip hop culture.
Hip hop, it's fine.
(05:39):
Just say you're racist, alabamaJones, over here.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I like hip-hop music.
No, I didn't Very specific.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Not like I do.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Tupac, biggie, lil Wayne and Drake.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Lil.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Wayne, drake skis, lil Wayne and Drake.
Those are the four.
That's it.
That's as far as it goes for me.
Wu-tang I mean, but they're nothip-hop, they're like the real
deal.
But that's back in the day,wu-tang's like the thing of
their home.
But that's about it.
I mean like I listened to itgrowing up.
But I don't pay attention toconnections.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
You can't name all three Beastie Boys.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Who.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Beastie Boys.
Who Beastie Boys?
Yeah, I said you can't name allthree Beastie Boys.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Mike D Ad-Rock.
Down with Ad-Rock, mike D, andyou ain't.
No, I can't.
I don't know who.
The third one is Okay, well,mike D Ad-Rock and somebody
there's one more.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
I don't, I don't know , there is one you were scared
that when I started rapping, no,I was like I'm going to find
out who the third one is.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Probably the one that died of cancer.
No, I feel really bad.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
No, I think that was.
Regardless, it don't matteryeah.
I don't know we don't know, Idon't know, we don't know.
We'll find out immediately.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I'm trying to wrap up one of his yeah, his songs.
There are songs in my head andI can't.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
I know the worst part about it is they always tell
you who they are.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I don't know um what we were talking about.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
This was for because I said we're hip-hop oh, hip-hop
culture?
Yeah, because I don't so likebecause I said about we were
talking about Diddy yeah, butI'm on like um Diddy.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
No, I'm on TikTok and so I'm hearing like all the
noise from everybody.
What's that lady's name that Ialways bring up?
I can't think of her name, butshe's always.
It's like her name's likeCougar or Portia or like
something like that Jaguar.
Right, that's her name.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, and sheis constant.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I mean, there's a video All the time talking about
Diddy.
I mean, there's a video All thetime talking about Diddy she's
got.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I don't know what she knows or doesn't know, but I
get all my tea from Jaguar.
When she comes up on my feet,I'm listening and there's always
a new connection.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I mean, the bottom of the line is, and the one thing
that we always find is powerfulpeople abuse their power.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
It's a tale as old as time, right They've never.
Not A tale as old as rightthey've never not, I mean it was
the oldest time.
Yeah, like I'm not even goingto go into the history of all
that, but yeah, absolutely,people in power abuse it when,
if you were a shitty personbefore you had money, you're
going to be a shitty personafter you.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Right, there's no change in that like sorry and I
mean we, like I'll go back to it.
I mean divvy, did he had Tupackilled?
We've all seen the movie.
We know for a fact his friendzip, we know all about it Thanks
to Greg Kading oh, that's a bigdocumentary.
(08:54):
But I mean, yeah, no, I mean Ialways thought he was a shitty
musician.
The only thing that, thebiggest thing that did he ever
did?
was Biggie that I like you know,like he was responsible for all
that.
Like I mean, back in the day Ilike that.
I mean he had a lot of peoplelike 112, 112.
(09:18):
That was a bad boy.
It was 112, biggie Shine, theLox, mace and him Puffy and that
was like pretty much it Rightand I was a big part of that.
I did love Mace too.
Yeah, I loved Mace and Bad Boyback in the day, bad Boy for
life.
(09:38):
Please don't ever do that again.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
You were just the whitest person you have ever
been in a moment.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Um, yeah, please don't um what else happened,
though so did he we had theelection that was a late
november from march I know thatthey were talking about it for
months.
Biden stepped down yeah andkamala paris, kamala paris,
kamala.
Har Harris stepped in and tookover as president and she was on
(10:10):
the show for a while.
She'll be out here in a coupleweeks actually yeah, it's less
than a month now, I think oh my,it's like two weeks the
changing of the guard.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
I cannot wait.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
I'm going to storm the capital they tried to shoot
him.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
No less, I better not say that don't arrest me um
yeah but that's the other thingthat's coming out is there was
no technical storming in thecapital.
They're like there's a lot ofthings being uncovered.
Let's not go there on tiktokthat no, let's not no, I'm
telling you, there there was.
I'm not saying, it didn'thappen, obviously to happen,
(10:53):
obviously people died.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
But well, no, I don't care about the people dying, I
don't even care about the thing.
I just it was a, it was a.
I mean, those guys weren'tinsurrected, nothing.
What are they going to do?
Beat the military when theycome in like they weren't going
anywhere with it.
That's exactly it but regardlessof any of that, yeah, but I
(11:16):
mean there has been a lot ofpolitical upheaval this year.
I mean because we did have likepresidential assassination
attempts.
That's a big deal.
We haven't had one in quitesome time.
No, I know, um, I love a goodone.
Stop it.
No.
No, I'm saying like I I want itif you ask me.
I want some jfk little shit.
I want governments hiding it upfor the next 80 years.
(11:37):
I want a mystery.
I want a gunman on the grassyknoll.
No, we got fucking dick licker,window licker from Wendy's
taking pot shots.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I know it was kind of like anti.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Who's this?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
dork.
Yeah, exactly, and do we stillreally know?
Okay, the only thing that we'regoing to say about the elephant
in the room, which is whathappened in Butler, pa,
yesterday.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
So the shooter the attempted Trump shooter was from
Bethel Park, which is anothersuburb of Pittsburgh, and
there's a really good pizzaplace out there.
I've never been there, but Iknow by reading Facebook
comments how good a pizza placeit's going to be at.
It's like an innate abilitythat I have that it just
(12:28):
transcends space and time, thatI'm able to sense the way people
are talking about pizza,whether or not it will truly be
good I think that maybe hassomething to do with it, because
that pizza is just so good.
It got them like fired up.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Perhaps.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
So then we're talking about pizza, and the reason you
even know about any pizza inBethel Park, pennsylvania, it's
because of Pittsburgh PizzaHoagies and Wings Facebook group
, Facebook group which I readabout 700 posts a day from
Facebook group which I readabout 700 posts a day from and
(13:07):
which I get to hear the summaryof.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
every single evening.
After we get off work, we meeton the couch and we discuss all
of the hoagie posts of the day.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Hoagie posts of the day.
Hoagie posts of the day.
Kfc brought the Twister backfor a very limited time.
That was huge.
What other did they bring?
Anything else?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
No, they brought the Twister back and you didn't like
it.
No I didn't get it.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
No, I didn't get the Twister.
They never had it here.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Remember and I never got it.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
But now that new comeback sauce, I'm going to
keep on coming back Now can wetalk about KFC for a second,
Because we've had some very,very horrible experiences with
KFC Horrible.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
In Japan it's a Christmas tradition, so we'll
talk about it now.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Yeah, I want to go to Japan to get the Christmas.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
KFC Get the good KFC.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Because they're making it good.
I bet yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Oh, I guarantee you the KFC that you get in Japan or
Korea or Vietnam.
Guarantee A hundred timesbetter.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Than American, I guarantee it, I've never even
had it.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Well, first of, all because Asians put love into all
their food.
They put their heart and soulinto their food.
When they're cooking it, I canfeel it in every bite of cat and
dog that I mean no, I'm justjoking.
Oh, speaking of cat and dog.
That I mean, no, I'm justjoking.
Oh, speaking of cat and dogs.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
They're eating cat and dog.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Oh yeah, we have people eating cats and dogs that
happened.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
That was fun and we gave our cat away to the town
where they were eating them.
No, not really, not really.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
They weren't eating cats there, they were just
invaded by haitians, right, thatwas a different thing.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
the venezuelan gang, oh yeah, that didn't happen here
, but yeah, they're coming backnow I heard they're making a
comeback.
They're coming back for parttwo baby.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
What are they called?
Trente de Agua or something Idon't know?
Trente de Agua?
Speaker 1 (14:57):
You just summoned the container with that shit.
You better keep that fucking.
What do they call it?
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Keep that, santa.
You better keep that fuckingthat.
What do they keep that santario away from me.
Buddy, what's chandejo?
Isn't that like 13?
Waters like what I don't knowwhat it translates to yeah, I
don't even know the name we'regonna say this again I don't
speak spanish and we're gonnasay this again we don't know the
name of the gang.
It's something I don't thinkthat's.
They're gonna come back.
They're getting hemmed up inColorado right now Big comeback.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
We had a new Ghostbusters drop this year
Prison Empire.
Not as good as the other one,afterlife, but still good.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Sorry.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Still good.
Oh, and new Beetlejuice.
We went to see that.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
That was fun At the drive-in movie theaters.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
I love the drive-in.
If you have never been to adrive-in movie theater Go right
now.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
You need to drive to wherever there's one open.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
To the closest one.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Do you know where?
The first drive-in that I everwent to was Texas, when we went
to see.
When we went to see when wewent to texas when I was a
teenager, when we drove down wewent to the drive-in movie
theater and they were stilldoing car loads.
Yeah, it was like nine bucksfor a whole load of popcorn.
We watched the movie I think itwas called cats and dogs that
(16:18):
is a movie and then the I don'tremember what the other movie
was I loved it.
I mean it felt very much likethe texas't remember what the
other movie was.
I loved it.
I mean it felt very much likethe Texas Chainsaw Massacre,
though, because it was like anold barn.
It just felt like that's whereit was filmed.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
The- movie yeah, even though you were a child.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
I mean, I still knew I was like 14.
Oh okay, per se.
Oh right, right, right, rightright.
I definitely knew what TexasChainsaw Massacre was, even when
I didn't know what the scary,even when I wasn't allowed to
watch them One time.
So, marsha, you know MarshaWagner, she, her son.
(16:59):
She had two sons, Ed and John,and I would add, they were a lot
older than me, and when theythey too.
I, ed, came over to babysit usa couple of times, but I would
always ask him about differenthorror movie characters and he
would tell me I'd be like what'sJason do?
What's Freddy crude?
Cause I wasn't allowed to watchhim.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
What did they say about Covey and Bonds?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
What did they say about Covey and Bonds in this
school?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
I love it.
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
But yeah, that was my introduction to the different
horror movie characters, andthen, of course, I watched them
myself shortly thereafter,probably.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
But your very first drive-in was in Texas, texas.
I love a good drive-in movie.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
And then I didn't go to another one until Whoa,
that's my thing.
I mean, my hometown has a.
Yeah, there's a bunch of themaround here.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Yeah, there's three.
There's one that's three milesaway from us, there's one that's
probably about 15 miles awayfrom us and there's one that's
about 28 miles away from us.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Western Pennsylvania is loaded with drive-thrus
actually.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Drive-in movies not drive-thrus yeah.
They're loaded with drive-thrustoo.
They're loaded with drive-thrustoo.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
No, but yeah, they are but here's the question
about a good drive-in movietheater.
What's the snap part like?
Speaker 2 (18:21):
That's all you care about.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
I start looking at it ahead of time, what am I
getting?
Tenders.
Some of them got the bestchicken tenders.
Where were we that had greatchicken tenders?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
I mean, we've been to so many.
We literally try to hit everydrive-in movie in western
Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
We've been to just about all of them.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
I think we've been to 17.
The last I checked drive-inmovie theaters, and where was
that?
Where was those chicken tenders?
I think we've been to 17.
The last I checked Somethinglike that, something like that,
driving maybe to the other ones,and where was that from?
Where was those chicken tenders?
Oh, was it down at Stephen Cityoriginally?
I think they had a good snackbar, didn't they?
Stephen City does have a goodsnack bar.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
It might have been the chicken sandwiches that they
had, very peppery, verydelicious, very peppery, very
delicious, very peppery, verydelicious.
Do you love a good peppered?
Speaker 2 (19:08):
chicken.
Do I Peppered chicken?
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Do I love a peppered chicken patty?
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Oh, my land though.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Nothing like sweet peppered, pickled peppered
chicken patties, pepperedchicken patties.
My favorite, though, was theones that when KFC used to have
the old school chicken littlesyou know what I'm talking about,
not this shit they try to passoff with a tender in it.
Who they kidding?
This guy grew up on FranklinStreet, buddy.
(19:39):
I know Because Pappy Minnickused to stop on the way into our
house.
He'd bring in a little chickenwith a.
It was like a dark meat mesh ofcrap covered in original recipe
Mayonnaise.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Speaking of which, one of the things that we're
talking about doing in 2025, andby we I mean me, and then
Scott's going to do it, becauseI say is test kitchen.
I mean, clearly, there's arecurring theme through every
single episode that we have it'sfood, we love food, we cook
food, we talk about food, we goto restaurants.
(20:20):
Scott eats food.
I do eat food, not as much as Iused to, but I try which.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
So not only do I love food, but you also know that I
love to cook food.
Yeah, like I spend.
You know I obsess over itrudders is coming to johnston.
I am so yeah, I'm super eggrolls.
The little sausage things inthe morning with the french
toast around them tastenostalgia.
Nostalgia is the best I love,it tastes so good.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
It tastes so good, then you can go to the drive-in
movies and get popcorn.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Let me tell you what, though.
Yeah, it'd be like tasting aromeo's soap, oh christ.
And there's something about abowling alley.
Pizza smell that's differentthan other.
Smells.
Pizza smelling coming from apizza shop smells like pizza
Right, right but pizza comingfrom a bowling alley smells like
pizza and it's like I don'tknow if it's the shoes or the
(21:16):
wood floors.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
There's a sourness behind it, but there's like a
scent to it, that's like it'snot necessarily good or bad.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
It also smells like skating rink.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Yeah, oh my God, so it's the same smell.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Bobby Salami, I have one word.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Joyland, joyland Woo.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
That chicken sandwich , son?
Oh, my dear Lord, that was.
If you learn nothing else.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Like I love it.
Yeah, I love it.
Roll in seafood.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yeah, that was.
If you learn nothing else likeI love, yeah, I love it roll in
seafood.
Yeah, that was really good thatthat lobster piece of deal boy.
Let me tell you what they werelosing money on this thing
because, there was so muchlobster in that thing what's on
your rider?
Uh, orange tic tacs, threepacks jug of Gallagher's diet
50-50.
I have some ghosts I could getbehind buddy oh I can some
(22:11):
ghosts?
phantom tossing pizzas.
Phantom pepperoni smells in theair.
Who's cooking stromboli?
Oh, that's the ghost, mmm thedevil and a trip around the
kitchen.
Ooh, the best bologna you'llever eat.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
The best bologna you'll ever eat the best bologna
.
Shout out.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Booker's Meats, McKnight's Town yes, Right
outside of Gettysburg, CountChocula Frankenberry Booberry.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Booberry.
Now they got this new bitch.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
I don't like caramella.
I don't want caramel flavoredcereal.
No, thank you.
The love of snacks that I havecomes from my grandma.
Well, my grandma was a snackpusher.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
He's the reason I think that I love Cajun food.
To be honest with you, I eveneat butter.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
If I'm leaving this world, I want one last slice
Pizza.
I love pizza.
I just want to give a specialshout out there to for our
Johnstown listeners.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
My favorite pizza in Johnstown.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Hands down.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
JR Sportsden.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
JR Sportsden.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Even when you visit fast food places, it depends on
who's working.
You know what I mean.
You can go to a McDonald's andhave a great experience if
somebody takes the time and thelove to make that burger
correctly.
Yeah, I mean I love seafood too, obviously.
(23:33):
Sure, I mean I love underwaterbug meat.
But the term hoagie, hoagie,the term hoagie it comes from,
like out in you know,philadelphia, so we get home
late, be you know, wake up hungover the next day and her dad
would always make tons of eggs,toast, bacon, sausages my dad's
(23:55):
heard in Italian every time he'stalking about food I have no
clue about but yeah, waffleHouse is fantastic.
I love any 24-hour breakfastestablishment like 24-hour IHOP.
Ihop is like Waffle House'sstupid uppity bitch sister.
There's a strip club in WestVirginia called the Huddle Club.
Is that where you havebreakfast?
(24:16):
You criticize them, and I meanthis in the best way possible.
I don't want Rocky on my badside.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
No, we love Rocky.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Now, I love and they deserve.
But the thing is is there'swhat I'm gonna say is, in every
town there's an Italian pizzaguy that tells customers like
the reason that they loved itthe most is they loved to fry
and eat its seeds the seedsFried weed seeds Fried weed
seeds.
The Romans loved it.
(24:45):
It was like a big thing withthem.
They loved it.
Ate it up.
You might be able to if you ownan Italian restaurant.
I'm giving it a go.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Fried weed seeds.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
I like seeds, they say something real fancy in
Italian we're breaking a dishwith a fried wheat.
I went to New Jersey rehab onceand came back with an Italian
accent.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Which isn't hard.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
I was like I got down there eating hoagies and some
pizzas, and I went down and gota couple of pies and you know
hanging out smoking cigarettes.
What do your families make?
What do your families make?
Now, I don't know why it cameout like that, but um, every
time he's talking about food heturns.
Italian.
I start to get it.
(25:31):
It starts to come out likeyou'll see this trend.
It's happened in severalepisodes it's more fun to say
hoagies than it is.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Yeah, it's more fun to say hoagies than it's
happened.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
It is yeah, it is more fun to say, hoagies is more
fun to say, however, youraccent is hoagies.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Yeah, because it's hoagies.
If you're from my neck of thewoods, it's hoagies.
Food was all by the church andit was no, I love funeral food I
love funeral.
So much so that it's in hisjokes Trades.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
I love the assemble your own sandwich like buffet.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Right and a funeral Cheese platter with all the
things on it.
Are you kidding me?
I know, I know.
God rest his soul, whoever itis Obviously the main thing I
love about hunting is fuckingdeer jerky.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Yeah, I mean jerky, of course, and banana.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
So, speaking of pies, one of my very, very favorite
things around the holidays ispecan.
Anything I love pecans.
I love candied pecans, pecan.
Is it pecan or pecan?
Well, I'm going to say pecan.
You say it how you want it.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
I love corn bun.
I love corn bun.
That's going to be a wildsequence.
I could.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Yeah, my goodness and I just like my mom's with the
marshmallows on too, because Ijust love toasty, roasty
marshmallow burnt marshmallowsare my favorite flavor but I
love, no, I love the freshcranberry salad too, like
grandma fugal makes um, so what?
What did we have the othernight?
Oh so I made breaded jalapenosand we were talking about that
(27:04):
would be good on like a goodburger.
But oh, I know what it was youmade shoestring French fries and
then I was like what is?
Speaker 1 (27:14):
homemade shoestring French fries.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Homemade.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Extra shoestring.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Extra shoestring.
French fries Homemade.
Extra shoestring, extrashoestring.
So what if?
What if we took a PrimaniBrothers sandwich and ordered it
with no fries?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
And added our own Added our own Shoestring Thin
cut.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Crispy they're so crispy and then do a taste test
with the original.
Like the og with their thickercut, I would love to have a
series where I make foods thatare at restaurant.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Like you, let me into mcdonald's and make me a big
mac.
I'm gonna make it the right way.
First off, we're using quarterpounder patties, fresh.
You know what I'm saying.
Like yeah, you do it.
Like the way that it.
Like if you really wanted to doit, you would do it nobody can
make a cheddar bay biscuit likeI can but you know what I'm
saying.
Like you would have access, youwould be taking real things and
(28:12):
just making them like with goodstuff, tweak up better, yeah
well I mean the lettuce that youmake with the flavor Seasoned
lettuce.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
There's so many things that I could eat seasoned
lettuce Lettuce, lettuce eat,lettuce eat seasoned lettuce
Lettuce.
Lettuce.
Oh, I like it.
Oh, speaking of that, cansomebody please tell me how to
pronounce broccoli rabe?
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Broccoli rabe.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Rob.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Is that the real way to pronounce it, or is that the
way that Vinny on?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
No, that's the real way.
I've heard a lot of differentfood people talk about broccoli
rabe.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
It looks amazing.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
I want to try it On a pork on a.
It was a place in philly thepork nicks or vicks or dicks,
it's some.
It's like a famous sandwichroast pork with broccoli rye oh
(29:17):
really, it's as famous as thecheesesteak In the greatest
sandwiches in America.
In the battle it beat out thecheesesteak to be the top
sandwich of Philadelphia.
It went on to the final round.
Yeah, john's roast pork maybe.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
What.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
You don't know about this, nobara.
It's at the the market thing.
You know what I'm talking aboutthe big the thing yeah, the
thing yeah the right internalmarket.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Yeah, yeah, it's right to philly, so I can try
broccoli gravy I need a phillyopen mic night anyway.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Yeah, oh yeah.
And I need some philly pizza.
People's shit on philly pizza,philly pizza.
Philly is like one of thegreatest cities for any kind of
sandwich hoagie, uh, pizza,anything like that.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
They have great chinese food since we're talking
about philly and chinese food,and I don't think we covered
this on any of our episodes andit didn't happen in 2024, but it
did indeed happen when we werein chinatown yes walking into.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
We were looking for karaoke, yeah, and we walked
into this place and I thought wewere in china yes I didn't know
they were like in there withthe flowers.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
They're like and literally everybody was eating
and looked up like eatingchinese style.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
They weren't even like eating american style.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
They were like in the low tables with their shoes off
not shoes we walk in japaneseand all of a sudden everybody
just turns because we were theonly white people in the
vicinity of the whole block theplace.
We found that was cool and thatwas like everybody oh yeah, oh
yeah, that was like a worldkaraoke stage.
(30:59):
First of all, the bartenderjust brought you the microphone
yeah, you didn't have to get upyou didn't have to get up I'd be
just that face was gold, butyeah.
So we had so much fun at thatkaraoke joint but we almost
(31:19):
didn't find it because we walkedinto the wrong karaoke joint.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
And that pizza, mmm, that pizza.
I had Lights out, lights out.
They do things out there good.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Is that the place where they drop the whole pizza
off at the hotel room?
And then you ended up eating itafterwards.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Yeah, dakota, I had the pizza and I ate the rest.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Is that also?
No, that was not where we wentto that really good museum.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
No, that was in Baltimore.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
That was in Baltimore , the Walters Art Museum.
I'm not big in Baltimore.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
That was in Baltimore , the Walters Art Museum.
Yes, I'm not big on museums,but it was awesome.
It's the best experience I'veever had in a museum.
Yeah, it was so fun.
Yeah, those giant pictures yes,they were a hundred feet tall.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
We sat in front of one of those pictures for like
probably a half hour juststaring at it, just like Well,
not only did they have reallyall, but they had lots of cool
artifacts, yeah it wasn't justlike a museum of art.
They had like an Egyptian roomright like it was a mini
Smithsonian they had like Romancoffins.
Yeah, because first thoughtthere was no, but it's not like
(32:32):
it's busy right you can justlook at stuff for as long as you
want right, like looking at itand I mean it was huge though
they had a rotunda with floorsand oh, it was so much to it.
Yeah, that was really fun,really fun.
Jesus Christ, I hate you.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
The Walters Art Museum, if you ever get a chance
.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Yeah, we didn't.
That's the only thing aboutbeing in Western Pennsylvania is
we don't get to travel to theplaces that we normally do Like.
So we haven't been to Baltimorein over a year.
We haven't been to DC in over ayear.
So my favorite place.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Those bagels are that place where you used to go buy
weed that market.
You know what I'm talking about.
I don't even know what it'scalled Penn.
I don't even know what it'scalled Penn Station or Penn
Avenue, penn Station, something.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Station.
It's Penn Station, I think.
No it's not.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
It's not Penn Station , it's some station, yeah, and
they got a market there and thenthe bagels.
It's a market station thatlocks, market station, the locks
.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
You're like it's a station and it's got a market,
the locks, Not the locks.
You're like in a station andit's got a market.
The locks, not the wrap no, ohmy god, that was.
But remember, I got like theyhad.
Um what did they have the onetime that I got?
Speaker 1 (33:50):
oh, it was lavender lemonade yeah, I mean, the bagel
was ever been as good as thebagel that we had up there in
hounsdale.
That was a good bagel.
That was the only other onethat I enjoyed as much as that
one down there with, like, Ilove a bagel with cream cheese,
some kind of salted fish,whether that be salmon or lox or
(34:13):
box or whatever.
Um red onion and tomato.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Yeah, um capers honesdale's where we got the, uh
, the, the german healing onion.
Right it is.
Yeah, it is.
So that's.
My other thing is, actually I'ma collector of plants and
sometimes when we go places, ifI can bring one, she's a
collector of plants.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
I'm a collector of plants and sometimes when we go
places, if I can bring one,she's a collector of plants.
I'm a collector of hoagies.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
This is true.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
That's the other reason.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
So let's just talk about it for five minutes, cause
I'm going to keep bringing itup and then people are going to
be like, wait, what?
So we're moving to Austin,texas, and you're supposed to
say we're moving to Austin.
And so, like there, texas,you're supposed to say we're
moving to Austin.
Ida, there's so many things.
I feel like my plants are goingto be so happy in Texas All the
(35:06):
barbecue I could ever eat.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
I want to go pat my brisket on the butt like a good
game.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Ooh.
So Scott got an early Christmaspresent from the Parentals and
it is a huge, it's a food pack.
Huge, it's a food packer.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
It's a food packer.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
How many pound brisket?
Oh, I don't know, probably 12.
Yeah, 15.
It's huge.
It's huge.
It's not that big, actually,it's a Christmas brisket.
It's a small brisket and thisman makes brisket like nobody's
business.
When I tell you that he wasborn to run a Jewish jelly
without being a Jewish person,I'm not lying.
I say chutzpah, his fuckingsmoked what's that stuff called?
(35:52):
The corned beef Pastrami,pastrami, oh my God.
His homemade brand, pastrami,is just Hello Schwatskies, yes,
Better than what else happenedthis year.
So when we were in Nashville wemade some friends.
We've talked about that onprevious episodes we ran into
(36:14):
Jason Marsden.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Yep Zachary.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Binks, Zachary Binks.
First of all Jason Marsden.
Yep, Thackery Binks, ThackeryBinks.
First of all Jason Marsden.
So we get to his wiki page.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
And he was the voice of the cat in Hocus Pocus.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
Thackery Binks.
He was Thackery Binks in HocusPocus.
I am a middle-aged woman whoclearly, by looking at me, loves
everything.
Halloween, mars, mars.
If you're watching this, youcould have led with the fucking
fact that you were in HocusPocus Cause I would have known
what that was.
I would have known.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
We almost got to go to a Bucky's Remember it wasn't
done.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Yeah, it's not ready it wasn't Well.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
I'm sure it's ready now.
They're pumping at fullcapacity, baby.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
We met 49 Winchester.
No, we didn't meet them.
We didn't meet them, we didn'tmeet them.
I got an itchy upper lip.
We got to hear Tyler Childers.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Tyler.
Ooh, that was a great, just sogood dude.
The best music show.
Oh God that took me back Shaneat the Ryman was like watching
Hank Williams at the Grand OleOpry.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Yes, it was like one of those magical moments you
don't get to see very often yes,and what stuck out to me about
that whole trip was howsincerely friendly everyone was
that we met.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
The guy that I had a conversation with at the Shane
Gillis show At the ramen.
Yeah, we had a great old time.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
I still need to know.
So there was a TikToker thatwas there that day at the Shane
Gillis.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Was he a TikToker or a?
What do you call that otherthing?
A Twitcher, a Twitcher?
Yeah, I think he was a Twitcher, or was he a Tweaker?
Speaker 2 (38:02):
I don't know.
A twitcher, yeah, I think hewas a twitcher or was he a
tweaker, but I think it wasditch or whatever his name is.
No, it wasn't him.
Is that his name?
Yeah, but it wasn't him, butanyway.
There was a famous tiktoker orsocial media or twitcher at
shane gillis's show and theyheld up the show for like 45
minutes because this kid wasgetting Meanwhile.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
George Kittle's seated four seats behind us.
Nobody's even paying him anyattention.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
Nobody even came to be there.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
I was like I think that's George Kittle and then it
was because he was like goingbackstage and we've seen
pictures with him and Shane then, but nobody's even worried
about him.
Who knows who else was there.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Yeah, and chain then.
But yeah, nobody's even worriedabout him.
Who knows who else was there?
Yeah, he knows who else.
Oh, the dude that was sittingbeside you was, uh, a musician
that played with the black oryeah, he.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
I mean, I don't know what he did, but he was somehow
involved in the music industryyeah he knew the black keys
somehow, I don't know how.
Yeah, I don't know what he was,but he was there with him.
He saw a show at the Ryman orsomething with the Black Keys
Not of the Black Keys, but likewith the guy from the Black Keys
Right right, like he washanging out with them.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Smoking boobies, Everybody's just like hanging
out in Nashville.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
That's what they do.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
Everybody's intermingling.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
It's like you never know who you're going to meet.
I'll bring it up again.
Nashville also did bring thebest sandwich that I've ever
eaten in my entire existence,and that was the chicken
sandwich at Joyland.
Shout out, sean Brock, you area goddamn genius.
And, speaking of Waffle House,he's the one that took Anthony
Bourdain to Waffle House.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Oh, I could watch some Anthony Bourdain.
Rest in peace, was that thisyear?
Speaker 1 (39:42):
No, it was like 2017.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
It felt like this year.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
It did feel like Well , because I just watched him so
much I know, and I refused towatch his.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
I refuse to believe he's dead.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Well, because, like I , like his spirit, um so like
yeah, just the way he talks topeople and the way he like sums
up every he captures, likewhatever, he's such a good
program, I mean but his mentalhealth also is very close and
real to me, because I feel that,like I feel like loving
(40:20):
humanity so much and knowingthat it can't be fixed, that you
at some point just breakbecause you're like, what's it
all for?
You know what I mean well, Ithink.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
I mean he suffered with a lot of different things.
I mean he was a very hauntedman, yeah, and it, it, but uh,
very beautiful, yeah beautiful?
Yes, beautiful, but heintroduced us to a lot of no,
he's introduced me to, so manythings yeah, whether it be
places, music, things like, justso much stuff he like, just he
(40:53):
experienced we need to go backand watch his austin episode now
that we know that we're?
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Yeah, possibly.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
He's waiting out.
Oh, now I want to watch itbecause I want to eat barbecue.
I'm getting hungry, you cantell.
Yeah, I can't get my mind offfood it's okay.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Well, this is going to be a short and sweet episode
because we're just wrapping upthe year.
I'm going to add some year andpictures and some clips and I'm
gonna make it fun and funny.
What would you say that yourwas your favorite like comedy
thing that happened this year sofar, outside of seeing shangles
, which was spiritual?
Speaker 1 (41:33):
um, but getting to host up at the comedy farm.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Christina Mariano, yeah, yeah that night.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
Yeah, the night that I got to host, that was just a
wicked night.
It was monster.
Yeah, that whole weekend wasgreat.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
It was a great weekend, but that specific show
was probably the best show thatI've seen put on so far.
Uh, Lennon Free, is that hisname?
He murdered, christina murderedlike all like it, it was such a
good show.
Yeah, it was just such a verygood great audience right that
(42:09):
all adds to it.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
It was just.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
It was great was Scott Kelly on that show yeah
yeah, scott.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
Kelly was on that show.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
So you hosted the show that you your very first
hosting job.
You hosted for somebody who hasan amazon prime special and two
folks who have been on severaltimes and christina, who's now
headlining places.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so yeah andlanding free is just freaking
(42:37):
hilarious oh my god, he'samazing he's a monster yes, he's
so good, so good going on inour lives since the last time.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
Um, one of the big highlights was, uh, I got to
host a show at the comedy farmin altuna shout out comedy farm.
Thank you, uh, rich hershberger.
He's an amazing comedian and heputs all that together and it
was a great time.
I mean, what a lineup.
Yeah, I mean you talk about agood time, good turnout both
(43:08):
nights, both, yeah, greatturnout both nights.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
I mean obviously, for me it's the journey with you,
right?
Yeah, yeah, I know obviouslyfor me it's the journey with you
, right, yeah, yeah, um, but Ithink so.
For me every time I hearsomebody laugh at one of your
jokes, it's always awesome.
So I mean, for me it's that.
But I think the most fun I'vehad so far this year was that
stupid royal mumble that we wentto the other, that was fun that
(43:35):
.
It was fun because it was thefirst time that I got to see a
bunch of comics in a room justacting up.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
It was like it wasn't like your typical.
It wasn't your typical Open Micor your typical comedy show,
Neither it was a lot of fun.
It was just a very yeah, it wasfun.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
Yeah, that was really fun.
Thanks to you guys.
If you like him, hell yeah,boom big thumbs.
We're going to do that one moretime.
Make some noise, if you likehim, make some noise.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
If you fucking hate him, we'll see you later,
dickhead.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
You're eliminated.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
Yeah, I mean I don't know.
I'm trying to think back tosome other like comedy things,
but like yeah, I mean it's been.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
I'm looking forward to the year upcoming, that's
well, that's the thing, and sowe're going to wrap it up
because I want to talk aboutwhat's coming up in 2025.
I mean everything that happenedin 2024.
We covered at some point in2024 through the podcast,
whether we mentioned it or youknow, or maybe I did it on
social media.
(44:43):
I did a lot of politics onsocial media this year.
Oh, that was a big thing for me.
I went from a never Trump or toa voting for Trump this year.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
Oh, yeah, started off as a joke.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
So that's.
What's crazy is that I wasn'tgonna vote at all and then, like
when I started doing socialmedia, I kept saying, oh, I'm
neutral, I'm switzerland.
Like when people would ask mein lives, I'd be like I'm not
voting or I'm voting for rfkwhich I really was when he was
still in the running.
Um, at some point, if he wouldhave stayed in, like I would
(45:19):
have voted for him.
But after the July 14th orwhatever day, that 19th,
whenever the shooting occurred,I was like all right, like
social media was real amped upand I was like I'm going to make
this a stunt on TikTok andhappy Monday, guys.
(45:40):
Atlanta B reporting to you as anex-liberal who has become
illogical.
If you're clicking the link tobuy one of these t-shirts, you
may find me I don't know wearingthe t-shirt in another video.
You might find me wearing amega hat in the next video, but
who knows, if this goes viral,maybe I'll even vote Republican
(46:05):
this year, with receiptsPlanning out this whole scheme.
And then in one night it waslike no fuck that I'm voting for
Trump, like it.
Just it was like a flip of aswitch and that happened.
So that was fun.
Speaker 1 (46:19):
And the election happened and now he's I'm one of
the few people that voted for ahundred Biden.
That's where I stand.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
Cocaine and hookers.
So what?
Um so 2025,?
Oh my gosh, you've already gota show booked right.
Um so there's that a showbooked right.
Um so there's that and there's.
Depending on the timing of whenwe get to austin, there may be
a show that we promote before we.
Speaker 1 (46:46):
Yeah, oh, I'm there's not.
That maybe about it.
I'm not leaving till I do yeahum put together our own gilded
yeah, produce a show, yeah,maybe even two or three of them
yeah, gilded trash productions,comedies, specials of some sort
yeah it'll have a fun fancy name.
Speaker 2 (47:03):
So I am super excited about that.
Um, what's one?
So there's some other thingslike.
Obviously everybody at thebeginning of the year is like
we're getting healthy, we'regetting healthy but we're
getting healthy we're alreadygetting there.
Like we're getting healthy.
We're already getting there.
Like we're already on a journey.
So we're not going to talkabout that too much.
Everybody knows what's on yourwish list or bucket list for
(47:26):
2025.
Though, like what are you, andspecifically like something
attainable?
Like do you know what?
Speaker 1 (47:32):
I mean, well, yeah, because my comedy is going to go
backwards for a while.
Right, it's not going to gobackwards, well, not my comedy
itself, but the ability You'vegot to ingratiate yourself into
a whole new scene, meet newpeople, all that stuff.
So it's definitely going totake a step back.
So for me, I think the biggestthing is the day that I go to
Terry Black's and FranklinBarbecue.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
That's what he's looking forward to now.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
Um, no, something attainable I would like to.
Uh, no, I would be very happyto produce a show that would be
that I mean, that's yeah yeah,my, I think.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
so my bucket list for this year is to obviously do
way better with the podcast.
Right now, we're just prettymuch talking to 12 people and
that's okay.
Speaker 1 (48:23):
No, it's fine, It'll grow.
That's what we're doing.
It is growing.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
But one part of my dream is to like, obviously, to
do something different with thepodcast.
Speaker 1 (48:33):
Oh yeah, I want to have guests go somewhere, do all
kinds of stuff.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
So like a new and better podcast not new, but it's
just a better 2.0.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
Yeah, 2.0.
2.0.
We're growing.
We're still young.
We haven't even hit a year'sworth of episodes yet.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
But this is our season one finale, penultimate.
Yes, it's our season one finale, penultimate.
Yes, it's our season one finale.
So if you had a bucket listguest for 2025, give me one that
is totally attainable, that wejust got to ask, and one that's
more bucket-ish.
Speaker 1 (49:15):
Attainable would be like uh chuck yes, julian, yes
those would be attainable yes um, johnny even, oh, I would love
that, not even johnny as well.
Um, and, but as far as likeunattainable guests, uh, I think
(49:41):
I don't even know.
I can't think why would I likean unattainable guest?
Speaker 2 (49:45):
Shane Gillis, I mean why are you getting mad?
I'm not getting mad.
Speaker 1 (49:50):
Why who's getting?
Speaker 2 (49:51):
mad, but like I think , what are you talking about so
weird yeah?
Speaker 1 (49:56):
Cause I'm trying to think I'm like I can't even
think of it an attainable guest.
Speaker 2 (50:05):
I mean, I'm the producer, obviously, like shane
gillis or somebody like that,but like that's totally.
I mean, that's reaching for thestars.
I'm talking a little wellactually, no, because mine's
probably reaching stars at thispoint too.
I'll just tell you mine.
You can stop thinking it is andalways will be until I get her
on this show.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
That's unattainable too.
Bunny XL yeah, no, I would sayunattainable.
I mean I would love to.
I'm trying to think now,somebody that's attainable but
unattainable.
Tony Hemsworth yeah, reversethe role.
That would be freaking wilddude.
Speaker 2 (50:40):
that would be my ultimate dream my bucket list is
for you to get on joe rogan inthe next three years that's
insanity three years.
Speaker 1 (50:49):
I don't have anything unique to talk about.
Speaker 2 (50:51):
I'd much rather be on like theovon or something you
guys would kind of no, but Ithink, I mean, I think you and
joe literally talk about thesame shit all the time yeah, I
mean me and 90 million otherdudes that are just like exactly
, so you're just talking aboutyou just swap it in and out
chatting about life chattingabout.
Speaker 1 (51:16):
I mean, we have what are they called Prion diseases.
Speaker 2 (51:20):
We have good jobs, so obviously we're going to keep
our good jobs in 2025, but if Ihad a dream job in 2025, it
would be to work for RFK on thehealth care station.
It would be to work for.
Speaker 1 (51:32):
UnitedHealthcare.
Unitedhealthcare.
Speaker 2 (51:37):
No, I wouldn't work for RFK.
That's the only healthcare.
I want to work for RFK?
I want to reorganize thehealthcare system to make it
make sense to the humans but no,I agree, though I would love
for you to work for them okay,so last question, and then we're
going to edit that's it.
(51:57):
We're wrapping up, end it.
That's it.
We're wrapping up season oneTurkey sandwich.
Here I come.
Speaker 1 (52:04):
It is crazy.
It's like you know how, whenyou get hungry though, it like
takes over your mind.
Speaker 2 (52:08):
No, I don't know.
It's unbelievable.
I don't usually get to thatpoint though at all.
No, because you never have towait Right.
Speaker 1 (52:15):
It's so weird and so have to wait right and so like
I'm just like seeing, I justfeel like it's like a christmas
turkey sitting there waving itslittle wings actually, I think I
could be a, I think I could bea ventriloquist.
Speaker 2 (52:35):
I'm going to have to work on that.
Please, just can you help me.
What?
Slappy Slappy.
Okay.
So last question to close out2024 and ring in the new year If
you had one goal that wasreachable for this year that's
(52:58):
not just specific to comedy whatwould your goal?
Speaker 1 (53:00):
be To eat a Terry Black's, a pregnant no, I'm
kidding.
Um so, um, my goal, my goalwould be I believe in a future
for not of deeds but of no way,um, my goal would be, I mean
(53:25):
just to get like settled in andAustin and just that whole thing
.
Speaker 2 (53:29):
Yeah, I mean that is a very, very good goal, but you
know me, if we're saying it'sgoing to happen, it's going to
happen.
My goal is to publish one song,co-write a song with somebody.
This year.
Speaker 1 (53:43):
Oh yeah, my goal would be something, something
like that like to do something,maybe not comedy related, but
like produce, like not produce,but like make a little video,
like a, like a skit or somethinglike that, like a real deal one
, not like just you know metalking under the phone like
actual, you know right,something funny like a real deal
, but not like just you know metalking under the phone like
actual, you know right,something funny like a gillian
keeves type of deal.
Speaker 2 (54:03):
You know like a little something real cool, just
to get a little something goinglike that.
But that'd be real, real cool,cool.
So goodbye 2024.
Loved driving through ohio.
I thought I was going to hateit.
Absolutely loved it.
Um, what I really loved was JDlegends.
(54:27):
Jd legends.
How have I never fucking heardof this place?
Speaker 1 (54:31):
I love Pittsburgh, I love Baltimore to begin with,
but um yeah, which is I lovepittsburgh so yeah, moon chappy,
great movie by the way,regardless fall weddings.
I love them right, he's like aharbinger harbinger I love
harbinger of doom I like it.
Speaker 2 (54:54):
I love pittsburgh seas, but we will get to ufos
yeah, very scary.
I love this story.
I love it.
Let's talk about ourgrandmother.
I love the Warrens.
Speaker 1 (55:06):
But she was a fun nun .
She was a fun nun.
Speaker 2 (55:09):
I love Sister Barbara .
I love being a hunter's wifetoo, like there's a whole like
kind of culture.
I love it.
Speaker 1 (55:17):
That's what Christmas music on it, because most of
the radio stations would startplaying Christmas music.
Yeah, oh, I love.
Christmas, christmas.
Well, the weather outside isfrightful.
Speaker 2 (55:30):
And all the craziness that ensues because you can't
spell families Without lies.
Speaker 1 (55:37):
Yes, that'll be fun.
Speaker 2 (55:39):
That is going to be so fun.
Speaker 1 (55:40):
I don't want to speak ill of your mother on Christmas
, but she's not going to comeand strip over me.
I was told by the greatest pimpwho ever lived, who's called
God, that if you know what yougot, then you ain't got much.
Oh, and Arnie Pomi, arnie Pomi.
Speaker 2 (55:57):
Arnold Palmerler.
Speaker 1 (56:00):
Arnold Palmerler.
I'd like could talk more aboutclaire gustin's oh yeah, claire
gustamante you just want to saythat word claire gustamante.
I like it.
Claire gustamante, mucho gusto.
Claire gustin's, is it?
How is it?
Is it claire gustin's?
Gustin's, yeah, or gustin's?
I think it's gustin's becauseit's something to do with
(56:23):
Cleragustens.
Is it Cleragustans?
No, I wonder, just so somebodythat's listening knows what
we're talking about.
Is it Gustens, gustens or?
Speaker 2 (56:33):
Cleragustans?
No, it's not Cleragustans.
Speaker 1 (56:36):
Stop doing that, that sounds like a German word Be
like.
He's acting very Clare-tistance.
Speaker 2 (56:44):
Clare-tistance.
Speaker 1 (56:47):
Clare-tingency.
I've got the gift ofClare-tingency.
That sounds like an Irishallergy.
I've got Clare-tingency.
Picks me up some of thatClare-tingency from the store
Benny Youngman, take my wifeplease, old hogan boot to the
door, boom doors down.
(57:10):
He walks in.
He says that's my grandson, youdirty kidnappers, ghost, gob,
ghost and ghouls and gob.
She'd get on there and be likewelcome to Bavaria, one of the
scariest places on Earth.
It was, it was, I tell you.
(57:32):
I tell you.
Speaker 2 (57:36):
You just went from German to Irish, like that.
Speaker 1 (57:39):
Well, that's what that was making up my own words.
When people ever say, say it inyour own words, that's what
that was making up my own words.
When people ever say, say it inyour own words, that's what I
like to say.
I heard you, I heard you, Iheard you.
I'm right here.
I heard you.
Speaker 2 (57:51):
Hello, it's 2025.
Hello, should old acquaintancesbe shot.
Speaker 1 (57:56):
Should old acquaintances be shot?
Speaker 2 (58:00):
No be forgot.
Speaker 1 (58:02):
Oh forgot.
Why would you want to forgetold acquaintances Should?
Speaker 2 (58:08):
they be forgot.
Speaker 1 (58:09):
Oh, you don't want to forget them, should old?
Speaker 2 (58:11):
acquaintances be shot .
Speaker 1 (58:13):
What is langzyme?
I feel like it's a form.
I have a little bit of langzyme.
I have a little bit of langzyme.
I have a touch of the langzymeit's.
I have a little bit of anxiety.
I have a touch of the langzyme.
Today.
I think I know what's wrongwith me.
(58:33):
I got langzyme.
He's like you mean anxiety nolangzyme, like the new year song
.
I have anxiety about thatlangzyme it's never langzyme.
Speaker 2 (58:38):
It's never langzyme, all right's, never Langzines.
Speaker 1 (58:42):
All right, I have Langzines disease.
Are you crying Very much?
So I'm sorry.
Don't cry, it's going to be agood year for you.
Mm-hmm.
Menendez brothers are out.
And they're coming to a, andthey're coming to a town near
you and they're coming to a headnear you.
They're actually starting H-E-BHeb Heb.
(59:03):
It's like Heb Deb Deb where youbeen Heb.
Speaker 2 (59:09):
Heb.
Speaker 1 (59:11):
I just want to leave everybody with this little bit
of advice from the greatphilosopher Dwayne Michael
Carter Carter Jr, otherwiseknown as Louie, I've always
believed to be the best.
You gotta dress like the best,act like the best.
When you throw your trash inthe garbage, can throw it in
(59:34):
better than anybody else whoever threw trash in a garbage
can.
Speaker 2 (59:39):
Oh Melanta, you're out of control.
Speaker 1 (59:42):
I do have parting words from our trash can fam.
From a great detective who oncelived, named PJ Longtooth
Hollingsworth, or it might havebeen Inspector Gadget, I'm not
sure.
But they said that one man'strash is another man's clue to
(01:00:03):
solving a murder.
Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
always remember that this is no good service to you
at all.
Babe, I love you, but I thinkbitches see me and they back off
.
I don't know what it is.
I hope people are trying to get.
Jolene knows, if she wants myman she can take him.
So I will leave you guys withthis quote from one miss iconic
loretta lynn you've been makingyour brags around town that
(01:00:31):
you've been loving my man, butthe man I love when he picks up
trash he throws it in a garbagecan.
What?
Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
I'd like to leave some parting words today from
one, mr Henny Youngman.
You know, henny Youngman, goodfellas, take my wife please.
That guy, take my wife please.
I know a man who doesn't pay tohave his trash taken out.
How does he get rid of histrash?
(01:01:04):
He gift wraps it and puts itinto an unlocked car.
Any young man, take my wifeplease.
Oh my God.
This week's quote is brought toyou by the great Leslie Jordan,
or, as my co-host likes to say,leslie B Jordan Every garbage
(01:01:24):
can has its lid.
Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
He says well, I guess Well.
Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
I guess Every garbage can has its lid.
Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
There you go.
I love that quote.
Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
I'll leave you with this.
Somebody once asked SteveMartin what the secret to life
was, and he told them a quotefrom the great Maharishi Guru
that said always take a litterbag with you in your car and if
it gets full, you can just throwit out the window.
And that's Scott's thoughts.
All right, happy New Year.
Happy New Year.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Depending on when you're listening to this, you
could have already celebratedNew Year's Eve, or maybe you're
listening to us right before thecountdown.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
It's the year 2000.
In the year 2000.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
25.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Do you remember that bit on Conan?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yes, I hated that In the year 2000.
I hated Conan O'Brien I loveConan for so many reasons I
hated that show he's a genius.
I hated that show.
He's a genius.
I don't like him at all.
I love him sorry.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
I love him.
Conan, do not listen toeverybody.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Andy, don't listen to her meanwhile, one writing gig
that I'm ever going to get on mylife is going to be a kind of
brian thing, and he's going tohear this and be like, no, fuck
you.
So what happened in 2024?
So many so many things manythings I don't even know what
(01:04):
you get.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
They discovered that Epstein's List was a Playfair
cipher.
I love the movie NationalTreasure.
You guys remember that movieback in the day.
I think they should update itthough, just like cut to the
trailer.
And it's like Nick Cage andhe's like Epstein's List is a
Playfair cipher.
There's a map in the back itleads you to Diddy's Lair.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
We did, oh my gosh, so many things.
I don't even know like NewYear's was relatively boring for
us this past year.
I don't think we did anythingat all for New Year's.
We stayed in, went to bed at10pm, we were old, we were old.
We were old because Alana B washaving a mental health crisis
(01:52):
and when I woke up from saidmental health crisis, the
podcast was born.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
It was a new year the podcast was born on a little
night in Bethlehem.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
The podcast was reborn, yes, so out of that came
the inspiration for gildedtrash.
We're doing this, babe, so wegotta tell everybody who we are.
I'm Alana B.
I'm Alana B.
(02:26):
Why do I sound so country whenI say that I'm Scott Reed?
Are you sure about that?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Scott Reed.
I'm the comedian Scott Reed thecomedian Scott.
Reed, or a comedian Scott Reed.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I'm the comedian Scott Reed the concept of Gilded
Trash was born out of a vibe ofpeople who we just meet like
gilded trash is just people andplaces and things that are great
in spite of themselves in spiteof themselves.
I love that.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
The trash you never know, when you're digging up
trash, whether that trash willbe killed it or if it's just
regular trash, and in which caseyou discard it and then we
quickly set in motion a wholebunch of things that sometimes
you just have to jump.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I became a comedian.
Yeah, he became a comedian.
Yeah, he became a comedian.
I mean, to be clear, very lowlevel.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
So I've been hearing this term California sober a lot
.
Anybody know this.
I always like to say when Imeet somebody like that, I'm
Pennsylvania sober, so it's justicy light and fentanyl for me.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
To be clear, he was always a comedian.
He just took it to the streets,I guess.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Took it to the streets right to the streets
fighting tooth and nail,scrapping the kid pie.
Um no, I mean a lot happenedthis year.
I mean we did, we did a ton.
It's always crazy looking backon a year because it seems like
(04:09):
it goes by fast, but then whenyou think about like what you
did in that year, you're likeholy crap, we did so.
Yeah, so many things, so manyplaces, nashville for vacation,
that was.
Yeah, nashville was awesome yeahmean we've done so many things.
Look at all the differentcomedy stuff we've done.
Look at all the I mean solvethe murder too along the
(04:31):
bandwagon.
It's a true crime.
Special Tune in to find outwhat's the deal with murder.
Dr Mankiewicz, he's done it.
He's worked every case.
We just have done a lot.
We pack it in.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
We do pack it in.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
We pack it in boy.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Pack it up.
That's a sin.
The year wasn't as long as wethought.
You already skipped the wholeway to March.
We went to Nashville.
You skipped the whole way toMarch.
No to nashville.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
You skipped the whole way to march no, we talked
about, I mean we did comedy, butI mean, like that's what I'm
saying, you guys, we've beenkept abreast of what we've been
up to yeah, yeah because we talkabout it.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
We talk about it but what else was happening in the
world?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
so I mean lots happened.
They got diddy, they got diddy,they got him buddy, which is
crazy because, like, if youthink about it, like I mean
there was a point where, like hewas huge Back when Biggie died
and stuff you know more aboutthat, because I'm not well
versed in.
Hip hop culture.
Hip hop, it's fine.
(05:39):
Just say you're racist, alabamaJones, over here.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I like hip-hop music.
No, I didn't Very specific.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Not like I do.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Tupac, biggie, lil Wayne and Drake.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Lil.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Wayne, drake skis, lil Wayne and Drake.
Those are the four.
That's it.
That's as far as it goes for me.
Wu-tang I mean, but they're nothip-hop, they're like the real
deal.
But that's back in the day,wu-tang's like the thing of
their home.
But that's about it.
I mean like I listened to itgrowing up.
But I don't pay attention toconnections.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
You can't name all three Beastie Boys.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Who.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Beastie Boys.
Who Beastie Boys?
Yeah, I said you can't name allthree Beastie Boys.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Mike D Ad-Rock.
Down with Ad-Rock, mike D, andyou ain't.
No, I can't.
I don't know who.
The third one is Okay, well,mike D Ad-Rock and somebody
there's one more.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
I don't, I don't know , there is one you were scared
that when I started rapping, no,I was like I'm going to find
out who the third one is.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Probably the one that died of cancer.
No, I feel really bad.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
No, I think that was.
Regardless, it don't matteryeah.
I don't know we don't know, Idon't know, we don't know.
We'll find out immediately.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I'm trying to wrap up one of his yeah, his songs.
There are songs in my head andI can't.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
I know the worst part about it is they always tell
you who they are.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I don't know um what we were talking about.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
This was for because I said we're hip-hop oh, hip-hop
culture?
Yeah, because I don't so likebecause I said about we were
talking about Diddy yeah, butI'm on like um Diddy.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
No, I'm on TikTok and so I'm hearing like all the
noise from everybody.
What's that lady's name that Ialways bring up?
I can't think of her name, butshe's always.
It's like her name's likeCougar or Portia or like
something like that Jaguar.
Right, that's her name.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, and sheis constant.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I mean, there's a video All the time talking about
Diddy.
I mean, there's a video All thetime talking about Diddy she's
got.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I don't know what she knows or doesn't know, but I
get all my tea from Jaguar.
When she comes up on my feet,I'm listening and there's always
a new connection.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I mean, the bottom of the line is, and the one thing
that we always find is powerfulpeople abuse their power.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
It's a tale as old as time, right They've never.
Not A tale as old as rightthey've never not, I mean it was
the oldest time.
Yeah, like I'm not even goingto go into the history of all
that, but yeah, absolutely,people in power abuse it when,
if you were a shitty personbefore you had money, you're
going to be a shitty personafter you.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Right, there's no change in that like sorry and I
mean we, like I'll go back to it.
I mean divvy, did he had Tupackilled?
We've all seen the movie.
We know for a fact his friendzip, we know all about it Thanks
to Greg Kading oh, that's a bigdocumentary.
(08:54):
But I mean, yeah, no, I mean Ialways thought he was a shitty
musician.
The only thing that, thebiggest thing that did he ever
did?
was Biggie that I like you know,like he was responsible for all
that.
Like I mean, back in the day Ilike that.
I mean he had a lot of peoplelike 112, 112.
(09:18):
That was a bad boy.
It was 112, biggie Shine, theLox, mace and him Puffy and that
was like pretty much it Rightand I was a big part of that.
I did love Mace too.
Yeah, I loved Mace and Bad Boyback in the day, bad Boy for
life.
(09:38):
Please don't ever do that again.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
You were just the whitest person you have ever
been in a moment.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Um, yeah, please don't um what else happened,
though so did he we had theelection that was a late
november from march I know thatthey were talking about it for
months.
Biden stepped down yeah andkamala paris, kamala paris,
kamala.
Har Harris stepped in and tookover as president and she was on
(10:10):
the show for a while.
She'll be out here in a coupleweeks actually yeah, it's less
than a month now, I think oh my,it's like two weeks the
changing of the guard.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
I cannot wait.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
I'm going to storm the capital they tried to shoot
him.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
No less, I better not say that don't arrest me um
yeah but that's the other thingthat's coming out is there was
no technical storming in thecapital.
They're like there's a lot ofthings being uncovered.
Let's not go there on tiktokthat no, let's not no, I'm
telling you, there there was.
I'm not saying, it didn'thappen, obviously to happen,
(10:53):
obviously people died.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
But well, no, I don't care about the people dying, I
don't even care about the thing.
I just it was a, it was a.
I mean, those guys weren'tinsurrected, nothing.
What are they going to do?
Beat the military when theycome in like they weren't going
anywhere with it.
That's exactly it but regardlessof any of that, yeah, but I
(11:16):
mean there has been a lot ofpolitical upheaval this year.
I mean because we did have likepresidential assassination
attempts.
That's a big deal.
We haven't had one in quitesome time.
No, I know, um, I love a goodone.
Stop it.
No.
No, I'm saying like I I want itif you ask me.
I want some jfk little shit.
I want governments hiding it upfor the next 80 years.
(11:37):
I want a mystery.
I want a gunman on the grassyknoll.
No, we got fucking dick licker,window licker from Wendy's
taking pot shots.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I know it was kind of like anti.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Who's this?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
dork.
Yeah, exactly, and do we stillreally know?
Okay, the only thing that we'regoing to say about the elephant
in the room, which is whathappened in Butler, pa,
yesterday.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
So the shooter the attempted Trump shooter was from
Bethel Park, which is anothersuburb of Pittsburgh, and
there's a really good pizzaplace out there.
I've never been there, but Iknow by reading Facebook
comments how good a pizza placeit's going to be at.
It's like an innate abilitythat I have that it just
(12:28):
transcends space and time, thatI'm able to sense the way people
are talking about pizza,whether or not it will truly be
good I think that maybe hassomething to do with it, because
that pizza is just so good.
It got them like fired up.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Perhaps.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
So then we're talking about pizza, and the reason you
even know about any pizza inBethel Park, pennsylvania, it's
because of Pittsburgh PizzaHoagies and Wings Facebook group
, Facebook group which I readabout 700 posts a day from
Facebook group which I readabout 700 posts a day from and
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which I get to hear the summaryof.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
every single evening.
After we get off work, we meeton the couch and we discuss all
of the hoagie posts of the day.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Hoagie posts of the day.
Hoagie posts of the day.
Kfc brought the Twister backfor a very limited time.
That was huge.
What other did they bring?
Anything else?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
No, they brought the Twister back and you didn't like
it.
No I didn't get it.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
No, I didn't get the Twister.
They never had it here.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Remember and I never got it.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
But now that new comeback sauce, I'm going to
keep on coming back Now can wetalk about KFC for a second,
Because we've had some very,very horrible experiences with
KFC Horrible.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
In Japan it's a Christmas tradition, so we'll
talk about it now.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Yeah, I want to go to Japan to get the Christmas.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
KFC Get the good KFC.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Because they're making it good.
I bet yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Oh, I guarantee you the KFC that you get in Japan or
Korea or Vietnam.
Guarantee A hundred timesbetter.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Than American, I guarantee it, I've never even
had it.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Well, first of, all because Asians put love into all
their food.
They put their heart and soulinto their food.
When they're cooking it, I canfeel it in every bite of cat and
dog that I mean no, I'm justjoking.
Oh, speaking of cat and dog.
That I mean, no, I'm justjoking.
Oh, speaking of cat and dogs.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
They're eating cat and dog.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Oh yeah, we have people eating cats and dogs that
happened.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
That was fun and we gave our cat away to the town
where they were eating them.
No, not really, not really.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
They weren't eating cats there, they were just
invaded by haitians, right, thatwas a different thing.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
the venezuelan gang, oh yeah, that didn't happen here
, but yeah, they're coming backnow I heard they're making a
comeback.
They're coming back for parttwo baby.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
What are they called?
Trente de Agua or something Idon't know?
Trente de Agua?
Speaker 1 (14:57):
You just summoned the container with that shit.
You better keep that fucking.
What do they call it?
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Keep that, santa.
You better keep that fuckingthat.
What do they keep that santario away from me.
Buddy, what's chandejo?
Isn't that like 13?
Waters like what I don't knowwhat it translates to yeah, I
don't even know the name we'regonna say this again I don't
speak spanish and we're gonnasay this again we don't know the
name of the gang.
It's something I don't thinkthat's.
They're gonna come back.
They're getting hemmed up inColorado right now Big comeback.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
We had a new Ghostbusters drop this year
Prison Empire.
Not as good as the other one,afterlife, but still good.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Sorry.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Still good.
Oh, and new Beetlejuice.
We went to see that.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
That was fun At the drive-in movie theaters.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
I love the drive-in.
If you have never been to adrive-in movie theater Go right
now.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
You need to drive to wherever there's one open.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
To the closest one.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Do you know where?
The first drive-in that I everwent to was Texas, when we went
to see.
When we went to see when wewent to texas when I was a
teenager, when we drove down wewent to the drive-in movie
theater and they were stilldoing car loads.
Yeah, it was like nine bucksfor a whole load of popcorn.
We watched the movie I think itwas called cats and dogs that
(16:18):
is a movie and then the I don'tremember what the other movie
was I loved it.
I mean it felt very much likethe texas't remember what the
other movie was.
I loved it.
I mean it felt very much likethe Texas Chainsaw Massacre,
though, because it was like anold barn.
It just felt like that's whereit was filmed.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
The- movie yeah, even though you were a child.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
I mean, I still knew I was like 14.
Oh okay, per se.
Oh right, right, right, rightright.
I definitely knew what TexasChainsaw Massacre was, even when
I didn't know what the scary,even when I wasn't allowed to
watch them One time.
So, marsha, you know MarshaWagner, she, her son.
(16:59):
She had two sons, Ed and John,and I would add, they were a lot
older than me, and when theythey too.
I, ed, came over to babysit usa couple of times, but I would
always ask him about differenthorror movie characters and he
would tell me I'd be like what'sJason do?
What's Freddy crude?
Cause I wasn't allowed to watchhim.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
What did they say about Covey and Bonds?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
What did they say about Covey and Bonds in this
school?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
I love it.
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
But yeah, that was my introduction to the different
horror movie characters, andthen, of course, I watched them
myself shortly thereafter,probably.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
But your very first drive-in was in Texas, texas.
I love a good drive-in movie.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
And then I didn't go to another one until Whoa,
that's my thing.
I mean, my hometown has a.
Yeah, there's a bunch of themaround here.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Yeah, there's three.
There's one that's three milesaway from us, there's one that's
probably about 15 miles awayfrom us and there's one that's
about 28 miles away from us.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Western Pennsylvania is loaded with drive-thrus
actually.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Drive-in movies not drive-thrus yeah.
They're loaded with drive-thrustoo.
They're loaded with drive-thrustoo.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
No, but yeah, they are but here's the question
about a good drive-in movietheater.
What's the snap part like?
Speaker 2 (18:21):
That's all you care about.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
I start looking at it ahead of time, what am I
getting?
Tenders.
Some of them got the bestchicken tenders.
Where were we that had greatchicken tenders?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
I mean, we've been to so many.
We literally try to hit everydrive-in movie in western
Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
We've been to just about all of them.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
I think we've been to 17.
The last I checked drive-inmovie theaters, and where was
that?
Where was those chicken tenders?
I think we've been to 17.
The last I checked Somethinglike that, something like that,
driving maybe to the other ones,and where was that from?
Where was those chicken tenders?
Oh, was it down at Stephen Cityoriginally?
I think they had a good snackbar, didn't they?
Stephen City does have a goodsnack bar.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
It might have been the chicken sandwiches that they
had, very peppery, verydelicious, very peppery, very
delicious, very peppery, verydelicious.
Do you love a good peppered?
Speaker 2 (19:08):
chicken.
Do I Peppered chicken?
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Do I love a peppered chicken patty?
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Oh, my land though.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Nothing like sweet peppered, pickled peppered
chicken patties, pepperedchicken patties.
My favorite, though, was theones that when KFC used to have
the old school chicken littlesyou know what I'm talking about,
not this shit they try to passoff with a tender in it.
Who they kidding?
This guy grew up on FranklinStreet, buddy.
(19:39):
I know Because Pappy Minnickused to stop on the way into our
house.
He'd bring in a little chickenwith a.
It was like a dark meat mesh ofcrap covered in original recipe
Mayonnaise.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Speaking of which, one of the things that we're
talking about doing in 2025, andby we I mean me, and then
Scott's going to do it, becauseI say is test kitchen.
I mean, clearly, there's arecurring theme through every
single episode that we have it'sfood, we love food, we cook
food, we talk about food, we goto restaurants.
(20:20):
Scott eats food.
I do eat food, not as much as Iused to, but I try which.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
So not only do I love food, but you also know that I
love to cook food.
Yeah, like I spend.
You know I obsess over itrudders is coming to johnston.
I am so yeah, I'm super eggrolls.
The little sausage things inthe morning with the french
toast around them tastenostalgia.
Nostalgia is the best I love,it tastes so good.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
It tastes so good, then you can go to the drive-in
movies and get popcorn.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Let me tell you what, though.
Yeah, it'd be like tasting aromeo's soap, oh christ.
And there's something about abowling alley.
Pizza smell that's differentthan other.
Smells.
Pizza smelling coming from apizza shop smells like pizza
Right, right but pizza comingfrom a bowling alley smells like
pizza and it's like I don'tknow if it's the shoes or the
(21:16):
wood floors.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
There's a sourness behind it, but there's like a
scent to it, that's like it'snot necessarily good or bad.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
It also smells like skating rink.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Yeah, oh my God, so it's the same smell.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Bobby Salami, I have one word.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Joyland, joyland Woo.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
That chicken sandwich , son?
Oh, my dear Lord, that was.
If you learn nothing else.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Like I love it.
Yeah, I love it.
Roll in seafood.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yeah, that was.
If you learn nothing else likeI love, yeah, I love it roll in
seafood.
Yeah, that was really good thatthat lobster piece of deal boy.
Let me tell you what they werelosing money on this thing
because, there was so muchlobster in that thing what's on
your rider?
Uh, orange tic tacs, threepacks jug of Gallagher's diet
50-50.
I have some ghosts I could getbehind buddy oh I can some
(22:11):
ghosts?
phantom tossing pizzas.
Phantom pepperoni smells in theair.
Who's cooking stromboli?
Oh, that's the ghost, mmm thedevil and a trip around the
kitchen.
Ooh, the best bologna you'llever eat.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
The best bologna you'll ever eat the best bologna
.
Shout out.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Booker's Meats, McKnight's Town yes, Right
outside of Gettysburg, CountChocula Frankenberry Booberry.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Booberry.
Now they got this new bitch.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
I don't like caramella.
I don't want caramel flavoredcereal.
No, thank you.
The love of snacks that I havecomes from my grandma.
Well, my grandma was a snackpusher.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
He's the reason I think that I love Cajun food.
To be honest with you, I eveneat butter.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
If I'm leaving this world, I want one last slice
Pizza.
I love pizza.
I just want to give a specialshout out there to for our
Johnstown listeners.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
My favorite pizza in Johnstown.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Hands down.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
JR Sportsden.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
JR Sportsden.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Even when you visit fast food places, it depends on
who's working.
You know what I mean.
You can go to a McDonald's andhave a great experience if
somebody takes the time and thelove to make that burger
correctly.
Yeah, I mean I love seafood too, obviously.
(23:33):
Sure, I mean I love underwaterbug meat.
But the term hoagie, hoagie,the term hoagie it comes from,
like out in you know,philadelphia, so we get home
late, be you know, wake up hungover the next day and her dad
would always make tons of eggs,toast, bacon, sausages my dad's
(23:55):
heard in Italian every time he'stalking about food I have no
clue about but yeah, waffleHouse is fantastic.
I love any 24-hour breakfastestablishment like 24-hour IHOP.
Ihop is like Waffle House'sstupid uppity bitch sister.
There's a strip club in WestVirginia called the Huddle Club.
Is that where you havebreakfast?
(24:16):
You criticize them, and I meanthis in the best way possible.
I don't want Rocky on my badside.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
No, we love Rocky.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Now, I love and they deserve.
But the thing is is there'swhat I'm gonna say is, in every
town there's an Italian pizzaguy that tells customers like
the reason that they loved itthe most is they loved to fry
and eat its seeds the seedsFried weed seeds Fried weed
seeds.
The Romans loved it.
(24:45):
It was like a big thing withthem.
They loved it.
Ate it up.
You might be able to if you ownan Italian restaurant.
I'm giving it a go.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Fried weed seeds.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
I like seeds, they say something real fancy in
Italian we're breaking a dishwith a fried wheat.
I went to New Jersey rehab onceand came back with an Italian
accent.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Which isn't hard.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
I was like I got down there eating hoagies and some
pizzas, and I went down and gota couple of pies and you know
hanging out smoking cigarettes.
What do your families make?
What do your families make?
Now, I don't know why it cameout like that, but um, every
time he's talking about food heturns.
Italian.
I start to get it.
(25:31):
It starts to come out likeyou'll see this trend.
It's happened in severalepisodes it's more fun to say
hoagies than it is.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Yeah, it's more fun to say hoagies than it's
happened.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
It is yeah, it is more fun to say, hoagies is more
fun to say, however, youraccent is hoagies.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Yeah, because it's hoagies.
If you're from my neck of thewoods, it's hoagies.
Food was all by the church andit was no, I love funeral food I
love funeral.
So much so that it's in hisjokes Trades.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
I love the assemble your own sandwich like buffet.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Right and a funeral Cheese platter with all the
things on it.
Are you kidding me?
I know, I know.
God rest his soul, whoever itis Obviously the main thing I
love about hunting is fuckingdeer jerky.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Yeah, I mean jerky, of course, and banana.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
So, speaking of pies, one of my very, very favorite
things around the holidays ispecan.
Anything I love pecans.
I love candied pecans, pecan.
Is it pecan or pecan?
Well, I'm going to say pecan.
You say it how you want it.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
I love corn bun.
I love corn bun.
That's going to be a wildsequence.
I could.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Yeah, my goodness and I just like my mom's with the
marshmallows on too, because Ijust love toasty, roasty
marshmallow burnt marshmallowsare my favorite flavor but I
love, no, I love the freshcranberry salad too, like
grandma fugal makes um, so what?
What did we have the othernight?
Oh so I made breaded jalapenosand we were talking about that
(27:04):
would be good on like a goodburger.
But oh, I know what it was youmade shoestring French fries and
then I was like what is?
Speaker 1 (27:14):
homemade shoestring French fries.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Homemade.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Extra shoestring.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Extra shoestring.
French fries Homemade.
Extra shoestring, extrashoestring.
So what if?
What if we took a PrimaniBrothers sandwich and ordered it
with no fries?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
And added our own Added our own Shoestring Thin
cut.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Crispy they're so crispy and then do a taste test
with the original.
Like the og with their thickercut, I would love to have a
series where I make foods thatare at restaurant.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Like you, let me into mcdonald's and make me a big
mac.
I'm gonna make it the right way.
First off, we're using quarterpounder patties, fresh.
You know what I'm saying.
Like yeah, you do it.
Like the way that it.
Like if you really wanted to doit, you would do it nobody can
make a cheddar bay biscuit likeI can but you know what I'm
saying.
Like you would have access, youwould be taking real things and
(28:12):
just making them like with goodstuff, tweak up better, yeah
well I mean the lettuce that youmake with the flavor Seasoned
lettuce.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
There's so many things that I could eat seasoned
lettuce Lettuce, lettuce eat,lettuce eat seasoned lettuce
Lettuce.
Lettuce.
Oh, I like it.
Oh, speaking of that, cansomebody please tell me how to
pronounce broccoli rabe?
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Broccoli rabe.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Rob.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Is that the real way to pronounce it, or is that the
way that Vinny on?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
No, that's the real way.
I've heard a lot of differentfood people talk about broccoli
rabe.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
It looks amazing.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
I want to try it On a pork on a.
It was a place in philly thepork nicks or vicks or dicks,
it's some.
It's like a famous sandwichroast pork with broccoli rye oh
(29:17):
really, it's as famous as thecheesesteak In the greatest
sandwiches in America.
In the battle it beat out thecheesesteak to be the top
sandwich of Philadelphia.
It went on to the final round.
Yeah, john's roast pork maybe.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
What.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
You don't know about this, nobara.
It's at the the market thing.
You know what I'm talking aboutthe big the thing yeah, the
thing yeah the right internalmarket.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Yeah, yeah, it's right to philly, so I can try
broccoli gravy I need a phillyopen mic night anyway.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Yeah, oh yeah.
And I need some philly pizza.
People's shit on philly pizza,philly pizza.
Philly is like one of thegreatest cities for any kind of
sandwich hoagie, uh, pizza,anything like that.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
They have great chinese food since we're talking
about philly and chinese food,and I don't think we covered
this on any of our episodes andit didn't happen in 2024, but it
did indeed happen when we werein chinatown yes walking into.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
We were looking for karaoke, yeah, and we walked
into this place and I thought wewere in china yes I didn't know
they were like in there withthe flowers.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
They're like and literally everybody was eating
and looked up like eatingchinese style.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
They weren't even like eating american style.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
They were like in the low tables with their shoes off
not shoes we walk in japaneseand all of a sudden everybody
just turns because we were theonly white people in the
vicinity of the whole block theplace.
We found that was cool and thatwas like everybody oh yeah, oh
yeah, that was like a worldkaraoke stage.
(30:59):
First of all, the bartenderjust brought you the microphone
yeah, you didn't have to get upyou didn't have to get up I'd be
just that face was gold, butyeah.
So we had so much fun at thatkaraoke joint but we almost
(31:19):
didn't find it because we walkedinto the wrong karaoke joint.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
And that pizza, mmm, that pizza.
I had Lights out, lights out.
They do things out there good.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Is that the place where they drop the whole pizza
off at the hotel room?
And then you ended up eating itafterwards.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Yeah, dakota, I had the pizza and I ate the rest.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Is that also?
No, that was not where we wentto that really good museum.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
No, that was in Baltimore.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
That was in Baltimore , the Walters Art Museum.
I'm not big in Baltimore.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
That was in Baltimore , the Walters Art Museum.
Yes, I'm not big on museums,but it was awesome.
It's the best experience I'veever had in a museum.
Yeah, it was so fun.
Yeah, those giant pictures yes,they were a hundred feet tall.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
We sat in front of one of those pictures for like
probably a half hour juststaring at it, just like Well,
not only did they have reallyall, but they had lots of cool
artifacts, yeah it wasn't justlike a museum of art.
They had like an Egyptian roomright like it was a mini
Smithsonian they had like Romancoffins.
Yeah, because first thoughtthere was no, but it's not like
(32:32):
it's busy right you can justlook at stuff for as long as you
want right, like looking at itand I mean it was huge though
they had a rotunda with floorsand oh, it was so much to it.
Yeah, that was really fun,really fun.
Jesus Christ, I hate you.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
The Walters Art Museum, if you ever get a chance
.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Yeah, we didn't.
That's the only thing aboutbeing in Western Pennsylvania is
we don't get to travel to theplaces that we normally do Like.
So we haven't been to Baltimorein over a year.
We haven't been to DC in over ayear.
So my favorite place.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Those bagels are that place where you used to go buy
weed that market.
You know what I'm talking about.
I don't even know what it'scalled Penn.
I don't even know what it'scalled Penn Station or Penn
Avenue, penn Station, something.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Station.
It's Penn Station, I think.
No it's not.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
It's not Penn Station , it's some station, yeah, and
they got a market there and thenthe bagels.
It's a market station thatlocks, market station, the locks
.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
You're like it's a station and it's got a market,
the locks, Not the locks.
You're like in a station andit's got a market.
The locks, not the wrap no, ohmy god, that was.
But remember, I got like theyhad.
Um what did they have the onetime that I got?
Speaker 1 (33:50):
oh, it was lavender lemonade yeah, I mean, the bagel
was ever been as good as thebagel that we had up there in
hounsdale.
That was a good bagel.
That was the only other onethat I enjoyed as much as that
one down there with, like, Ilove a bagel with cream cheese,
some kind of salted fish,whether that be salmon or lox or
(34:13):
box or whatever.
Um red onion and tomato.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Yeah, um capers honesdale's where we got the, uh
, the, the german healing onion.
Right it is.
Yeah, it is.
So that's.
My other thing is, actually I'ma collector of plants and
sometimes when we go places, ifI can bring one, she's a
collector of plants.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
I'm a collector of plants and sometimes when we go
places, if I can bring one,she's a collector of plants.
I'm a collector of hoagies.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
This is true.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
That's the other reason.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
So let's just talk about it for five minutes, cause
I'm going to keep bringing itup and then people are going to
be like, wait, what?
So we're moving to Austin,texas, and you're supposed to
say we're moving to Austin.
And so, like there, texas,you're supposed to say we're
moving to Austin.
Ida, there's so many things.
I feel like my plants are goingto be so happy in Texas All the
(35:06):
barbecue I could ever eat.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
I want to go pat my brisket on the butt like a good
game.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Ooh.
So Scott got an early Christmaspresent from the Parentals and
it is a huge, it's a food pack.
Huge, it's a food packer.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
It's a food packer.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
How many pound brisket?
Oh, I don't know, probably 12.
Yeah, 15.
It's huge.
It's huge.
It's not that big, actually,it's a Christmas brisket.
It's a small brisket and thisman makes brisket like nobody's
business.
When I tell you that he wasborn to run a Jewish jelly
without being a Jewish person,I'm not lying.
I say chutzpah, his fuckingsmoked what's that stuff called?
(35:52):
The corned beef Pastrami,pastrami, oh my God.
His homemade brand, pastrami,is just Hello Schwatskies, yes,
Better than what else happenedthis year.
So when we were in Nashville wemade some friends.
We've talked about that onprevious episodes we ran into
(36:14):
Jason Marsden.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Yep Zachary.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Binks, Zachary Binks.
First of all Jason Marsden.
Yep, Thackery Binks, ThackeryBinks.
First of all Jason Marsden.
So we get to his wiki page.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
And he was the voice of the cat in Hocus Pocus.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
Thackery Binks.
He was Thackery Binks in HocusPocus.
I am a middle-aged woman whoclearly, by looking at me, loves
everything.
Halloween, mars, mars.
If you're watching this, youcould have led with the fucking
fact that you were in HocusPocus Cause I would have known
what that was.
I would have known.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
We almost got to go to a Bucky's Remember it wasn't
done.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Yeah, it's not ready it wasn't Well.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
I'm sure it's ready now.
They're pumping at fullcapacity, baby.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
We met 49 Winchester.
No, we didn't meet them.
We didn't meet them, we didn'tmeet them.
I got an itchy upper lip.
We got to hear Tyler Childers.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Tyler.
Ooh, that was a great, just sogood dude.
The best music show.
Oh God that took me back Shaneat the Ryman was like watching
Hank Williams at the Grand OleOpry.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Yes, it was like one of those magical moments you
don't get to see very often yes,and what stuck out to me about
that whole trip was howsincerely friendly everyone was
that we met.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
The guy that I had a conversation with at the Shane
Gillis show At the ramen.
Yeah, we had a great old time.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
I still need to know.
So there was a TikToker thatwas there that day at the Shane
Gillis.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Was he a TikToker or a?
What do you call that otherthing?
A Twitcher, a Twitcher?
Yeah, I think he was a Twitcher, or was he a Tweaker?
Speaker 2 (38:02):
I don't know.
A twitcher, yeah, I think hewas a twitcher or was he a
tweaker, but I think it wasditch or whatever his name is.
No, it wasn't him.
Is that his name?
Yeah, but it wasn't him, butanyway.
There was a famous tiktoker orsocial media or twitcher at
shane gillis's show and theyheld up the show for like 45
minutes because this kid wasgetting Meanwhile.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
George Kittle's seated four seats behind us.
Nobody's even paying him anyattention.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
Nobody even came to be there.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
I was like I think that's George Kittle and then it
was because he was like goingbackstage and we've seen
pictures with him and Shane then, but nobody's even worried
about him.
Who knows who else was there.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Yeah, and chain then.
But yeah, nobody's even worriedabout him.
Who knows who else was there?
Yeah, he knows who else.
Oh, the dude that was sittingbeside you was, uh, a musician
that played with the black oryeah, he.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
I mean, I don't know what he did, but he was somehow
involved in the music industryyeah he knew the black keys
somehow, I don't know how.
Yeah, I don't know what he was,but he was there with him.
He saw a show at the Ryman orsomething with the Black Keys
Not of the Black Keys, but likewith the guy from the Black Keys
Right right, like he washanging out with them.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Smoking boobies, Everybody's just like hanging
out in Nashville.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
That's what they do.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
Everybody's intermingling.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
It's like you never know who you're going to meet.
I'll bring it up again.
Nashville also did bring thebest sandwich that I've ever
eaten in my entire existence,and that was the chicken
sandwich at Joyland.
Shout out, sean Brock, you area goddamn genius.
And, speaking of Waffle House,he's the one that took Anthony
Bourdain to Waffle House.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Oh, I could watch some Anthony Bourdain.
Rest in peace, was that thisyear?
Speaker 1 (39:42):
No, it was like 2017.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
It felt like this year.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
It did feel like Well , because I just watched him so
much I know, and I refused towatch his.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
I refuse to believe he's dead.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Well, because, like I , like his spirit, um so like
yeah, just the way he talks topeople and the way he like sums
up every he captures, likewhatever, he's such a good
program, I mean but his mentalhealth also is very close and
real to me, because I feel that,like I feel like loving
(40:20):
humanity so much and knowingthat it can't be fixed, that you
at some point just breakbecause you're like, what's it
all for?
You know what I mean well, Ithink.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
I mean he suffered with a lot of different things.
I mean he was a very hauntedman, yeah, and it, it, but uh,
very beautiful, yeah beautiful?
Yes, beautiful, but heintroduced us to a lot of no,
he's introduced me to, so manythings yeah, whether it be
places, music, things like, justso much stuff he like, just he
(40:53):
experienced we need to go backand watch his austin episode now
that we know that we're?
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Yeah, possibly.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
He's waiting out.
Oh, now I want to watch itbecause I want to eat barbecue.
I'm getting hungry, you cantell.
Yeah, I can't get my mind offfood it's okay.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Well, this is going to be a short and sweet episode
because we're just wrapping upthe year.
I'm going to add some year andpictures and some clips and I'm
gonna make it fun and funny.
What would you say that yourwas your favorite like comedy
thing that happened this year sofar, outside of seeing shangles
, which was spiritual?
Speaker 1 (41:33):
um, but getting to host up at the comedy farm.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Christina Mariano, yeah, yeah that night.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
Yeah, the night that I got to host, that was just a
wicked night.
It was monster.
Yeah, that whole weekend wasgreat.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
It was a great weekend, but that specific show
was probably the best show thatI've seen put on so far.
Uh, Lennon Free, is that hisname?
He murdered, christina murderedlike all like it, it was such a
good show.
Yeah, it was just such a verygood great audience right that
(42:09):
all adds to it.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
It was just.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
It was great was Scott Kelly on that show yeah
yeah, scott.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
Kelly was on that show.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
So you hosted the show that you your very first
hosting job.
You hosted for somebody who hasan amazon prime special and two
folks who have been on severaltimes and christina, who's now
headlining places.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so yeah andlanding free is just freaking
(42:37):
hilarious oh my god, he'samazing he's a monster yes, he's
so good, so good going on inour lives since the last time.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
Um, one of the big highlights was, uh, I got to
host a show at the comedy farmin altuna shout out comedy farm.
Thank you, uh, rich hershberger.
He's an amazing comedian and heputs all that together and it
was a great time.
I mean, what a lineup.
Yeah, I mean you talk about agood time, good turnout both
(43:08):
nights, both, yeah, greatturnout both nights.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
I mean obviously, for me it's the journey with you,
right?
Yeah, yeah, I know obviouslyfor me it's the journey with you
, right, yeah, yeah, um, but Ithink so.
For me every time I hearsomebody laugh at one of your
jokes, it's always awesome.
So I mean, for me it's that.
But I think the most fun I'vehad so far this year was that
stupid royal mumble that we wentto the other, that was fun that
(43:35):
.
It was fun because it was thefirst time that I got to see a
bunch of comics in a room justacting up.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
It was like it wasn't like your typical.
It wasn't your typical Open Micor your typical comedy show,
Neither it was a lot of fun.
It was just a very yeah, it wasfun.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
Yeah, that was really fun.
Thanks to you guys.
If you like him, hell yeah,boom big thumbs.
We're going to do that one moretime.
Make some noise, if you likehim, make some noise.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
If you fucking hate him, we'll see you later,
dickhead.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
You're eliminated.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
Yeah, I mean I don't know.
I'm trying to think back tosome other like comedy things,
but like yeah, I mean it's been.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
I'm looking forward to the year upcoming, that's
well, that's the thing, and sowe're going to wrap it up
because I want to talk aboutwhat's coming up in 2025.
I mean everything that happenedin 2024.
We covered at some point in2024 through the podcast,
whether we mentioned it or youknow, or maybe I did it on
social media.
(44:43):
I did a lot of politics onsocial media this year.
Oh, that was a big thing for me.
I went from a never Trump or toa voting for Trump this year.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
Oh, yeah, started off as a joke.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
So that's.
What's crazy is that I wasn'tgonna vote at all and then, like
when I started doing socialmedia, I kept saying, oh, I'm
neutral, I'm switzerland.
Like when people would ask mein lives, I'd be like I'm not
voting or I'm voting for rfkwhich I really was when he was
still in the running.
Um, at some point, if he wouldhave stayed in, like I would
(45:19):
have voted for him.
But after the July 14th orwhatever day, that 19th,
whenever the shooting occurred,I was like all right, like
social media was real amped upand I was like I'm going to make
this a stunt on TikTok andhappy Monday, guys.
(45:40):
Atlanta B reporting to you as anex-liberal who has become
illogical.
If you're clicking the link tobuy one of these t-shirts, you
may find me I don't know wearingthe t-shirt in another video.
You might find me wearing amega hat in the next video, but
who knows, if this goes viral,maybe I'll even vote Republican
(46:05):
this year, with receiptsPlanning out this whole scheme.
And then in one night it waslike no fuck that I'm voting for
Trump, like it.
Just it was like a flip of aswitch and that happened.
So that was fun.
Speaker 1 (46:19):
And the election happened and now he's I'm one of
the few people that voted for ahundred Biden.
That's where I stand.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
Cocaine and hookers.
So what?
Um so 2025,?
Oh my gosh, you've already gota show booked right.
Um so there's that a showbooked right.
Um so there's that and there's.
Depending on the timing of whenwe get to austin, there may be
a show that we promote before we.
Speaker 1 (46:46):
Yeah, oh, I'm there's not.
That maybe about it.
I'm not leaving till I do yeahum put together our own gilded
yeah, produce a show, yeah,maybe even two or three of them
yeah, gilded trash productions,comedies, specials of some sort
yeah it'll have a fun fancy name.
Speaker 2 (47:03):
So I am super excited about that.
Um, what's one?
So there's some other thingslike.
Obviously everybody at thebeginning of the year is like
we're getting healthy, we'regetting healthy but we're
getting healthy we're alreadygetting there.
Like we're getting healthy.
We're already getting there.
Like we're already on a journey.
So we're not going to talkabout that too much.
Everybody knows what's on yourwish list or bucket list for
(47:26):
2025.
Though, like what are you, andspecifically like something
attainable?
Like do you know what?
Speaker 1 (47:32):
I mean, well, yeah, because my comedy is going to go
backwards for a while.
Right, it's not going to gobackwards, well, not my comedy
itself, but the ability You'vegot to ingratiate yourself into
a whole new scene, meet newpeople, all that stuff.
So it's definitely going totake a step back.
So for me, I think the biggestthing is the day that I go to
Terry Black's and FranklinBarbecue.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
That's what he's looking forward to now.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
Um, no, something attainable I would like to.
Uh, no, I would be very happyto produce a show that would be
that I mean, that's yeah yeah,my, I think.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
so my bucket list for this year is to obviously do
way better with the podcast.
Right now, we're just prettymuch talking to 12 people and
that's okay.
Speaker 1 (48:23):
No, it's fine, It'll grow.
That's what we're doing.
It is growing.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
But one part of my dream is to like, obviously, to
do something different with thepodcast.
Speaker 1 (48:33):
Oh yeah, I want to have guests go somewhere, do all
kinds of stuff.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
So like a new and better podcast not new, but it's
just a better 2.0.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
Yeah, 2.0.
2.0.
We're growing.
We're still young.
We haven't even hit a year'sworth of episodes yet.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
But this is our season one finale, penultimate.
Yes, it's our season one finale, penultimate.
Yes, it's our season one finale.
So if you had a bucket listguest for 2025, give me one that
is totally attainable, that wejust got to ask, and one that's
more bucket-ish.
Speaker 1 (49:15):
Attainable would be like uh chuck yes, julian, yes
those would be attainable yes um, johnny even, oh, I would love
that, not even johnny as well.
Um, and, but as far as likeunattainable guests, uh, I think
(49:41):
I don't even know.
I can't think why would I likean unattainable guest?
Speaker 2 (49:45):
Shane Gillis, I mean why are you getting mad?
I'm not getting mad.
Speaker 1 (49:50):
Why who's getting?
Speaker 2 (49:51):
mad, but like I think , what are you talking about so
weird yeah?
Speaker 1 (49:56):
Cause I'm trying to think I'm like I can't even
think of it an attainable guest.
Speaker 2 (50:05):
I mean, I'm the producer, obviously, like shane
gillis or somebody like that,but like that's totally.
I mean, that's reaching for thestars.
I'm talking a little wellactually, no, because mine's
probably reaching stars at thispoint too.
I'll just tell you mine.
You can stop thinking it is andalways will be until I get her
on this show.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
That's unattainable too.
Bunny XL yeah, no, I would sayunattainable.
I mean I would love to.
I'm trying to think now,somebody that's attainable but
unattainable.
Tony Hemsworth yeah, reversethe role.
That would be freaking wilddude.
Speaker 2 (50:40):
that would be my ultimate dream my bucket list is
for you to get on joe rogan inthe next three years that's
insanity three years.
Speaker 1 (50:49):
I don't have anything unique to talk about.
Speaker 2 (50:51):
I'd much rather be on like theovon or something you
guys would kind of no, but Ithink, I mean, I think you and
joe literally talk about thesame shit all the time yeah, I
mean me and 90 million otherdudes that are just like exactly
, so you're just talking aboutyou just swap it in and out
chatting about life chattingabout.
Speaker 1 (51:16):
I mean, we have what are they called Prion diseases.
Speaker 2 (51:20):
We have good jobs, so obviously we're going to keep
our good jobs in 2025, but if Ihad a dream job in 2025, it
would be to work for RFK on thehealth care station.
It would be to work for.
Speaker 1 (51:32):
UnitedHealthcare.
Unitedhealthcare.
Speaker 2 (51:37):
No, I wouldn't work for RFK.
That's the only healthcare.
I want to work for RFK?
I want to reorganize thehealthcare system to make it
make sense to the humans but no,I agree, though I would love
for you to work for them okay,so last question, and then we're
going to edit that's it.
(51:57):
We're wrapping up, end it.
That's it.
We're wrapping up season oneTurkey sandwich.
Here I come.
Speaker 1 (52:04):
It is crazy.
It's like you know how, whenyou get hungry though, it like
takes over your mind.
Speaker 2 (52:08):
No, I don't know.
It's unbelievable.
I don't usually get to thatpoint though at all.
No, because you never have towait Right.
Speaker 1 (52:15):
It's so weird and so have to wait right and so like
I'm just like seeing, I justfeel like it's like a christmas
turkey sitting there waving itslittle wings actually, I think I
could be a, I think I could bea ventriloquist.
Speaker 2 (52:35):
I'm going to have to work on that.
Please, just can you help me.
What?
Slappy Slappy.
Okay.
So last question to close out2024 and ring in the new year If
you had one goal that wasreachable for this year that's
(52:58):
not just specific to comedy whatwould your goal?
Speaker 1 (53:00):
be To eat a Terry Black's, a pregnant no, I'm
kidding.
Um so, um, my goal, my goalwould be I believe in a future
for not of deeds but of no way,um, my goal would be, I mean
(53:25):
just to get like settled in andAustin and just that whole thing
.
Speaker 2 (53:29):
Yeah, I mean that is a very, very good goal, but you
know me, if we're saying it'sgoing to happen, it's going to
happen.
My goal is to publish one song,co-write a song with somebody.
This year.
Speaker 1 (53:43):
Oh yeah, my goal would be something, something
like that like to do something,maybe not comedy related, but
like produce, like not produce,but like make a little video,
like a, like a skit or somethinglike that, like a real deal one
, not like just you know metalking under the phone like
actual, you know right,something funny like a real deal
, but not like just you know metalking under the phone like
actual, you know right,something funny like a gillian
keeves type of deal.
Speaker 2 (54:03):
You know like a little something real cool, just
to get a little something goinglike that.
But that'd be real, real cool,cool.
So goodbye 2024.
Loved driving through ohio.
I thought I was going to hateit.
Absolutely loved it.
Um, what I really loved was JDlegends.
(54:27):
Jd legends.
How have I never fucking heardof this place?
Speaker 1 (54:31):
I love Pittsburgh, I love Baltimore to begin with,
but um yeah, which is I lovepittsburgh so yeah, moon chappy,
great movie by the way,regardless fall weddings.
I love them right, he's like aharbinger harbinger I love
harbinger of doom I like it.
Speaker 2 (54:54):
I love pittsburgh seas, but we will get to ufos
yeah, very scary.
I love this story.
I love it.
Let's talk about ourgrandmother.
I love the Warrens.
Speaker 1 (55:06):
But she was a fun nun .
She was a fun nun.
Speaker 2 (55:09):
I love Sister Barbara .
I love being a hunter's wifetoo, like there's a whole like
kind of culture.
I love it.
Speaker 1 (55:17):
That's what Christmas music on it, because most of
the radio stations would startplaying Christmas music.
Yeah, oh, I love.
Christmas, christmas.
Well, the weather outside isfrightful.
Speaker 2 (55:30):
And all the craziness that ensues because you can't
spell families Without lies.
Speaker 1 (55:37):
Yes, that'll be fun.
Speaker 2 (55:39):
That is going to be so fun.
Speaker 1 (55:40):
I don't want to speak ill of your mother on Christmas
, but she's not going to comeand strip over me.
I was told by the greatest pimpwho ever lived, who's called
God, that if you know what yougot, then you ain't got much.
Oh, and Arnie Pomi, arnie Pomi.
Speaker 2 (55:57):
Arnold Palmerler.
Speaker 1 (56:00):
Arnold Palmerler.
I'd like could talk more aboutclaire gustin's oh yeah, claire
gustamante you just want to saythat word claire gustamante.
I like it.
Claire gustamante, mucho gusto.
Claire gustin's, is it?
How is it?
Is it claire gustin's?
Gustin's, yeah, or gustin's?
I think it's gustin's becauseit's something to do with
(56:23):
Cleragustens.
Is it Cleragustans?
No, I wonder, just so somebodythat's listening knows what
we're talking about.
Is it Gustens, gustens or?
Speaker 2 (56:33):
Cleragustans?
No, it's not Cleragustans.
Speaker 1 (56:36):
Stop doing that, that sounds like a German word Be
like.
He's acting very Clare-tistance.
Speaker 2 (56:44):
Clare-tistance.
Speaker 1 (56:47):
Clare-tingency.
I've got the gift ofClare-tingency.
That sounds like an Irishallergy.
I've got Clare-tingency.
Picks me up some of thatClare-tingency from the store
Benny Youngman, take my wifeplease, old hogan boot to the
door, boom doors down.
(57:10):
He walks in.
He says that's my grandson, youdirty kidnappers, ghost, gob,
ghost and ghouls and gob.
She'd get on there and be likewelcome to Bavaria, one of the
scariest places on Earth.
It was, it was, I tell you.
(57:32):
I tell you.
Speaker 2 (57:36):
You just went from German to Irish, like that.
Speaker 1 (57:39):
Well, that's what that was making up my own words.
When people ever say, say it inyour own words, that's what
that was making up my own words.
When people ever say, say it inyour own words, that's what I
like to say.
I heard you, I heard you, Iheard you.
I'm right here.
I heard you.
Speaker 2 (57:51):
Hello, it's 2025.
Hello, should old acquaintancesbe shot.
Speaker 1 (57:56):
Should old acquaintances be shot?
Speaker 2 (58:00):
No be forgot.
Speaker 1 (58:02):
Oh forgot.
Why would you want to forgetold acquaintances Should?
Speaker 2 (58:08):
they be forgot.
Speaker 1 (58:09):
Oh, you don't want to forget them, should old?
Speaker 2 (58:11):
acquaintances be shot .
Speaker 1 (58:13):
What is langzyme?
I feel like it's a form.
I have a little bit of langzyme.
I have a little bit of langzyme.
I have a touch of the langzymeit's.
I have a little bit of anxiety.
I have a touch of the langzyme.
Today.
I think I know what's wrongwith me.
(58:33):
I got langzyme.
He's like you mean anxiety nolangzyme, like the new year song
.
I have anxiety about thatlangzyme it's never langzyme.
Speaker 2 (58:38):
It's never langzyme, all right's, never Langzines.
Speaker 1 (58:42):
All right, I have Langzines disease.
Are you crying Very much?
So I'm sorry.
Don't cry, it's going to be agood year for you.
Mm-hmm.
Menendez brothers are out.
And they're coming to a, andthey're coming to a town near
you and they're coming to a headnear you.
They're actually starting H-E-BHeb Heb.
(59:03):
It's like Heb Deb Deb where youbeen Heb.
Speaker 2 (59:09):
Heb.
Speaker 1 (59:11):
I just want to leave everybody with this little bit
of advice from the greatphilosopher Dwayne Michael
Carter Carter Jr, otherwiseknown as Louie, I've always
believed to be the best.
You gotta dress like the best,act like the best.
When you throw your trash inthe garbage, can throw it in
(59:34):
better than anybody else whoever threw trash in a garbage
can.
Speaker 2 (59:39):
Oh Melanta, you're out of control.
Speaker 1 (59:42):
I do have parting words from our trash can fam.
From a great detective who oncelived, named PJ Longtooth
Hollingsworth, or it might havebeen Inspector Gadget, I'm not
sure.
But they said that one man'strash is another man's clue to
(01:00:03):
solving a murder.
Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
always remember that this is no good service to you
at all.
Babe, I love you, but I thinkbitches see me and they back off
.
I don't know what it is.
I hope people are trying to get.
Jolene knows, if she wants myman she can take him.
So I will leave you guys withthis quote from one miss iconic
loretta lynn you've been makingyour brags around town that
(01:00:31):
you've been loving my man, butthe man I love when he picks up
trash he throws it in a garbagecan.
What?
Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
I'd like to leave some parting words today from
one, mr Henny Youngman.
You know, henny Youngman, goodfellas, take my wife please.
That guy, take my wife please.
I know a man who doesn't pay tohave his trash taken out.
How does he get rid of histrash?
(01:01:04):
He gift wraps it and puts itinto an unlocked car.
Any young man, take my wifeplease.
Oh my God.
This week's quote is brought toyou by the great Leslie Jordan,
or, as my co-host likes to say,leslie B Jordan Every garbage
(01:01:24):
can has its lid.
Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
He says well, I guess Well.
Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
I guess Every garbage can has its lid.
Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
There you go.
I love that quote.
Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
I'll leave you with this.
Somebody once asked SteveMartin what the secret to life
was, and he told them a quotefrom the great Maharishi Guru
that said always take a litterbag with you in your car and if
it gets full, you can just throwit out the window.
And that's Scott's thoughts.
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