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We explore political cults, internet drama, and summer beach debates while diving deep into the paranormal hotspots of Pennsylvania.

• Jeffrey Epstein's list becoming a political football and why people shouldn't have based their vote on expecting its release
• The viral TikTok drama of a woman bringing antipasto salad to a gathering where she wasn't directly invited
• Ranking East Coast beaches from New Jersey to Myrtle Beach for families, tourists, and beachgoers
• Questioning why certain foods like donuts and pancakes are beach staples when they cause bloating
• Our revelation that we live in Pennsylvania's paranormal hotspot "Chestnut Ridge" as featured on Beyond Skinwalker Ranch
• Condemnation of those using the Texas flooding tragedy for political points or social media engagement
• The upcoming milestone of turning 50 and making new connections in this next chapter

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Speaker 2 (00:00):
Yeah, we ride and drive, track, talk, cake, talk
and go.
Just got another line on themic, stories unfold, Welcome.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Yeah, we're on schedule, welcome back.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
I love.
I just gotta sing welcome back.
I never get tired of that song.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
I don't either.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
I never watched Welcome Back Cotter, it was
before my time, and what?

Speaker 3 (00:35):
It wasn't before my time.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Well, it was before my time Just by a smidge, but I
remember that my dad and Lindaliked that show they talked
about it?

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Yeah, that my dad, linda, liked that show.
They talked about it.
Yeah, my dad liked it.
Yeah, did you like it?
Since it was of your time yesand no, because it was shot in
that like 70s vibe and we werealready in the 80s.
When I was, I was probablywatching reruns.
To be honest with you, you Idon't know.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Right, right, I'm sure, I'm sure.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
But yeah, my parents liked it and I just, I thought
it was corny.
You know, like it's it was,everybody was a characterization
of their character.
So, like nerds today are hot,the nerd in Welcome Back Carter
not hot.
No, Welcome Back Carter not hot.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
No, welcome Back, carter.
That's what Medea calls it.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Carter.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
No, I know, but I'm saying I can hear her saying
that Welcome Back, carter.
That's Medea's Christmas.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Carter Carter.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Welcome Back, carter.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
It's Carter Carter.
Welcome Back, carter.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
So yeah, yeah, yeah, go ahead.
What were you gonna say,speaking of what?
No, I was just gonna say, sincethe last time we seen you, we
uh, some of the things that wetalked about in the last episode
that we ended up doing, um,like, we went to canto's, we did
all that stuff.
We had a surprise show at thecomedy farm that just popped up.
I don't know if we talked aboutthat or not, because it was

(02:11):
right about the time.
I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
No, because we went to Cantu's on Friday.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
The week before.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Yeah, Cantu's was a really, really, really good show
that was.
That was pretty fun.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yeah, oh yeah, Of course, that was always really
really good show.
That was pretty fun.
Yeah, oh yeah, of course it'salways a good time.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
I love the vibe there .

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Oh my God, I could.
Yeah, absolutely, it's the bestsecret place that there is.
And then, of course, yeah, thenwe did have the thing at the
Comedy Farm the following week,yeah, which was a surprise that
we didn't know about on the lastepisode, and that was a lot of
fun.
That was an endless open mic.
A lot of good stuff out there,a lot of good stuff.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
I was really surprised.
There's a lot of really goodfolks that are just getting
their feet wet in the stand-upworld.
I love it.
Yeah, for 120,000 percent,percent too I actually did two
sets, but you will never, ever,ever see them, unless scott
sneaks me, because they werehorrid.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
But well, you never know, I might, I might sneak you
on this, no, but um, yeah, no,there's been a lot going on out
in the world.
Out in the world, there's beena lot going on.
First off, epstein, jeffreyEpstein, I mean everybody's been

(03:33):
talking about it this weekbecause and everybody's made the
same joke it turns out he wasinnocent, turns out he didn't do
anything.
There was no list.
He offed himself because he wasjust down in the dumps a little
bit feeling sad.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
You know what I mean For over 200 years, America has
hidden its greatest secretsbehind codes, conspiracies,
ciphers, Hushed wish.
This isn't just a list, it's amap.
A map that leads to the truthabout power and privilege.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
That seems like a playfair cipher.
There's a map on the back.
We just need a 500 keyword.
It's the ink.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Truth is hidden in plain sight.
Uncover America's darkestsecret National Treasure 3, the
Epstein cipher Coming soon, ifthey let us release it.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
But no, everybody's been talking about that.
Of course.
You know Tucker Carlson had areally good podcast with Cigar
and Jetty and they kind of hiton the points that I think,
which is this is what do youcall those?

(04:40):
What do you call when you putout a call, like a secret call
to everybody?
You know what I'm talking aboutLike a maiden's call?

Speaker 3 (04:52):
It's not a maiden's call, but it's like a A siren's
or something.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah, like there's a horse whistle or something.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
A dog whistle.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
A dog whistle.
I got one, finally, finallyit's me.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
A dog whistle.
I got one Finally.
Finally it's me.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
But basically, you know they're saying like you
know we're going to cover thisthing up, and that's because I
believe that it had to do withIsraeli intelligence, cia
intelligence.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
You know what I?

Speaker 3 (05:20):
mean like they say so I, I like dog whistle.
But like when you're a parent,right, and your kids are little
and they keep saying, like Iwant some candy, I want some
candy.
Where's the candy?
I want some candy, I know, Iknow.
You bought some candy.
I saw it in the bag.
I want to see some candy.
And you're like there is nofucking candy, it's's just that.

(05:44):
It's that Like there is a list.
We all know there's a list.
We know there's a list.
Nobody believes Pam Bondi, whois actually, I think, resigning
this week or getting ousted.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yeah, that's what I've heard now.
So I guess so between Bongino,kash Patel and Pam Bondi I guess
there's a lot of, there's arift, and I don't know exactly
how it falls, but I guesssomebody's threatening to resign
and this and that, if this, ifBondi isn't like you know what I
mean.
There's like a whole thing, andI don't know the logistics of

(06:17):
it, but there's more to come onthis.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
Well, and I mean I've said this all along on this.
Well, and I mean I've said thisall along Well, first of all, I
for the dummies who onlyelected president Trump because
they thought they were going toget their eyes on the list.
You're a fucking idiot.
You shouldn't have voted rightIf that was.
The only reason that you votedfor Trump was because you
believed he was going to releasethe list, you got scammed.

(06:43):
Here's the thing is I've beenlistening to presidents say he
was going to release the list.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
you got scammed Period.
Here's the thing is I've beenlistening to presidents say
they're going to reveal thetruth about UFOs for six decades
.
It's the same thing.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
You haven't been alive for six decades.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
But no, but you know what I mean, though.
But like it's the same thing,Like it's the same scam that
they always run, Like, oh, we'regoing to blow it wide open.
And then they get in there andthey're like, well, nothing to
see here, folks.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
No, I know it's exhausting and like I knew, like
I saw this coming, but luckyfor me, who is an intelligent
voter, I didn't vote on thatissue because I could give two
shits about it.
Manipulation and blackmailinghas been around as long as
people have had power, so I knewthat this was just a, you know,

(07:28):
a apparent point for people toyou know repeat oh, he's going
to release the list.
We trust him.
He says everything.
No, he was never going torelease the list, fuck off.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
I'm done and yeah, and I mean this gets into a
greater conversation becausepeople are.
People are saying, oh, look,there's pushback from
Republicans.
You know what I mean, likepeople in Trump's world, because
he's not taking care of it, andnot just him.
But people are looking topeople like Dan Bongino Cashman,

(08:00):
because they were so hard onthese things, because they were
so hard on these things, wait.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Well, I completely agree with you.
But again, when you think aboutin the grand scheme of things,
in the grand scheme of things,is that the most important thing
that's going on in Americaright now?
No, no.
It's not, it's just not.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
No, no, and that's what I get.
But my point was is like peopleare like, oh, there's a rift in
the right or what I mean, nomore so than anything else.
And this draws to a greaterconversation of what we were
talking about before, which ispeople's political beliefs and
people's political opinionsdon't always fit into a square

(08:45):
box.
You can be a conservative anddisagree with the way they
handle that the administrationhandles a situation, just in the
same way, like you could be aDemocrat and disagree with the
way that, like they handled asituation when Biden was in
office.
Like, if you agree witheverything the party does, then
you are in a cult, then you area cult member, then you are a

(09:06):
cult member.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
You are a cult member .
Agreeing to disagree as adultsis fucking adulting right, but
you bring up a very valid point.
Yeah, that's exactly what it is.
But you bring up a valid pointbecause it's further exposing
right, because I hate gettingcalled a cultist.
I hated it when I was on theleft.
I hate it now that I'm on theright, because I think it's

(09:31):
because I'm in the middle rightand while I am now totally
right-leaning, so many of us arein the middle that it's
starting to shed.
I don't even know what it is.
I keep calling it the rift orthe great awakening you see
people referring to it ofdifferent things.
But that middle working classthere's a lot of people who have

(09:53):
all the same beliefs, morally,whatever, not all right, you're
never going to have all Enough,though, enough.
But enough of us are in themiddle that there's enough boxes
not being checked on the right,that there's enough boxes not
being checked on the right.
There's enough boxes not beingchecked on the left.
We want all the boxes in themiddle to be checked.
Fucking, check our boxesalready.
We're tired of getting pingpong back and forth.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Right, a hundred percent.
I mean, that's what it boilsdown to.
Is we need more choices?
Yeah, we need people that are.
We just need an overhaul, Imean, of something, and I don't
know how that happens.
I don't obviously know all thethings, but I know that what we
got going on right now ain'tworking.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
Right, well, and I'll give you a really good example,
and it ain't been working for awhile.
Right?
No, you're absolutely right,and I'll give you a good example
of and I mean, obviously you'veheard of it, but a lot of our
listeners may or may not knowthis.
A lot of our listeners aren'teven on TikTok, or if they are,
they don't know what I'm doing.
On TikTok, right.
So, um, one of the politicalcreators from the right, his

(10:57):
name is older millennial.
So, um, the older millennial ishis TikTok name and I've been
on TikTok a year.
He's had and lost 20 accounts,I swear.
He's always getting banned andI've talked about him before.
Like, politically, I agree withhim.

(11:18):
He says a lot of good shit.
Politically.
That I'm like you're making alot of sense, joe.
He gets drunk sometimes and hetalks shit like we all do.
Like.
That is why that's my goldenrule.
I've done three posts while Iwas drunk and I've made a vow to
myself never to do it again,because I don't ever want to put

(11:39):
us in a situation to get uscanceled for something that I
may say or do drunk.
Oh my God, I was like where'dyou get a gopher that I may say
or do drunk?
Oh my God, I was like where'dyou get a gopher?
Cause I could only see her butt.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
She always comes to visit.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
He does.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
She was sleeping in the chair.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
That's Sally Owens.
Yeah, how's that?
She's the ugliest cute cat Inever did see.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
So um, yeah, but older millennium yeah, so he's
he.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
He says some off the wall shit and I've said that in
my post.
I and and I do want to prefacethis by saying, when I first got
onto tiktok, I didn'tunderstand clout chasing.
I didn't understand it.
Like, first got onto TikTok, Ididn't understand clout chasing.
I didn't understand it.
Like I'm not dumb, I justdidn't understand it.
So I was a pick me.
I would do these posts to try toget creators to follow me.
Doesn't work like that.

(12:36):
If you put out good content,creators are going to follow you
.
Full end of story period.
If you're begging for followersto follow you, fuck them and
fuck you for being stupid.
And I learned that the hard way, right, so I'm over it.
I don't beg anybody for clout.
I'm just out there saying whatI say fucking older millennial.

(12:57):
I don't even know if I know thebackstory at all, like I don't
even know if I know any of it.
All I can tell you with theolder millennial is that he had
an outstanding warrant,something about a DUI.
I don't give a fuck.
Nobody got hurt.
I don't want to talk about DUIsbecause I don't want to jinx

(13:18):
anybody, but I don't necessarilyagree or disagree.
Right, there's extremes ofeverything.
There's balance in all things.
So this crazy fucking lady likewent hard and kept hauling the
DA and his probation officer andcops trying to get him arrested

(13:41):
right.
So he got arrested.
He went to jail, I don't evenknow how many days three or four
days, I don't know.
The whole reason I'm evenbringing this up is because I
got a lot of followerssupporting the concept of not
being a psycho stalker onsocials.

(14:02):
This lady psycho stalked him.
She made it her mission to takehim out.
This lady does not have custodyof two of her kids.
She has a child at home that'sunder the age of 10, but her
sole mission in life and shesaid it out of her own mouth
spent six months researching Joeso that she could get him, get

(14:25):
him.
That's fucking psychoticbehavior.
We need to figure out how tochange this.
If you can't be an adult andhear another adult say something
off the wall and no, just fuckthat dude, he's saying some
weird shit and walk away, and ifyou take it personally and you
start to fucking consume yourwhole life with this

(14:45):
motherfucker, then there'ssomething wrong with you and I
am like on a personal mission totake the crazies out now.
All I did was make onestatement.
One statement on somebodyelse's post in support of my
friend.
It had nothing to do with Joe.
I said leave my friend alone.
In support of my friend.
It had nothing to do with Joe.
I said leave my friend alone.

(15:06):
Somebody who doesn't like Joecame after and fucking she gave
all three of my government names, because I have two.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Oh yeah, she was doxing you.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
She was doxing me.
I was like bitch, you can't doxsomebody with public
information.
All she did was take thefucking psycho ass time to go
out of her way to look me up anddo all the lookups.
I'm not hiding.
I'm not in hiding.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
I don't have any warrants.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
I'm not afraid of anybody.
There's nobody that can comeafter me.
I've said it before.
We sleep with loaded guns.
Who cares?
There are more people who'vebeen to this house oh, this is a
great segue.
More people have been to thishouse and ate at our table and
ate our motherfucking food thanwould ever come to this house

(15:58):
with a beef ever.
I don't think anybody's everbeen here with a beef ever In
our entire lives.
I don't think anybody's evershowed up in the 15 years we've
been together with beef.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
Mmm.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
I mean, we've had some beef.
That didn't involve us.
We had some things between somefolks Other than the mowing
incident.
It's funny that it's going ontoday, because that would be the
only time.
But they weren't invited, wedidn't bring them over.
Right they just showed up.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
They just showed up and started mowing a piece of
property that they don't own.
The people that paid them tomow it doesn't own, right, I
mean.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Right, I don't get it .
We were talking Go ahead.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
Well, hold on, I want to segue into this other story.
And then you've got carteblanche.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Oh no, no, Go ahead, go right ahead.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
Speaking of people showing up at our house and
getting plates, this is anotherthing that's blowing up on my
TikTok.
This week which actually, again, I've been on TikTok for a year
I've never unquote gone viral,but this week has been my most
viral week, and you don't knowthis story, so I have to give

(17:14):
you kind of context in a waythat'll help you understand.
So we have a party here at thehouse and my dad sees somebody
at the bar and tells them hey,my daughter's having a little
4th of July gathering, not abunch of people, but go ahead
and stop over.
I know that your family knowsmy son and daughter's family

(17:39):
right.
That's it.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
We have mutual people , so you guys and we were
already having a party.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
We'll get to that.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
We're having a gathering.
We're having a gathering, and Idon't know the common
definition between a gatheringand a party, but sure we're
having a gathering, okay.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
And so my dad there's people here we're having a
gathering, okay, and so my daddoesn't but there's people here
and we're doing some kind ofinteraction.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
And we're getting ready to put off fireworks.
Okay, and you're out frontputting together a slip and
slide for the kids.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
And my dad forgets to tell me that he invited people
from the bar right.
So I'm in the house, I'mtalking to my girls, maybe my
mom's in here with me and wedon't know these people correct.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
These are just people your dad knows at the bar.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
Never met them, never met them.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
Okay, I'm with you.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
They walk into the kitchen.
You're outside not payingattention.
They walk into the kitchen, putdown the most beautiful
anapasta salad that you've everseen in your entire life, and
when I show you the picturelater, you're going to shit
yourself and I'm going to showeverybody.
It's gorgeous, right.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
Okay, so that's three different types of meat on this
.
That's $27.
I'm seeing like an olive oilwith olives variety situation
down here.
That's like another 27.
I read somewhere that she grewthe tomatoes from her garden.
I'm growing tomatoes right now.
I want you to google howfucking hard it is to make beef.

(19:19):
Those are beefsteak tomatoes.
It's the biggins.
I heard she made the mozzarella.
That's even fucking harder thanthe tomato.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Well, I would like it is what you're saying.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
She brings it.
She brings it into the house,she introduces herself, she says
hi, so-and-so invited me.
Then you walk in the house.
Don't know she's introducingherself to everybody.
Ignore her.
Look at me and say who the fuckis this?
What the fuck is she doing inmy house In front of her?

(19:49):
Would you do that to somebody?
Hell?

Speaker 2 (19:54):
no, you know me, you know I wouldn't.
I'd be like who's this guy withthe pasta salad?

Speaker 3 (20:02):
Let me get some of that 99% 99% of the internet
fucking agrees with you, right,so 99% of the internet agrees
with you.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
At least I'm on the good side.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
So here's what happens, the woman who this
actually happened to and this isthat's a real life kind of
depiction of what happened.
Right, and can I just?
Interrupt this real quick tosay I love in a pasta salad and
I think everybody does not, andI don't see how anybody turns
them down not only was itbeautifully handcraft, but it

(20:34):
had a fucking balsamic glaze onit.
Not a balsamic, vinaigrettedressing.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
That's the real deal.
You're not.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
She pulled out the glaze, not the dressing.
The glaze, okay, right.
So, regardless.
This bitch is so popular rightnow that Mama Tat made her
recipe and presented it to theworld, and we know who Mama Tat
is Right.
So, anyways, so long storyshort.
What really happened was thisis all true.

(21:02):
The girl shows up.
She was invited by theneighbors.
The neighbor's son played withthis girl's son.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Where did this happen at, out of curiosity, what area
of the country, scott County,virginia.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
Curiosity what area of the country scott county,
virginia?
And so if you look at a map ofvirginia, it's the little corner
of virginia, that's likebetween kentucky and west
virginia, right there.
Okay, it's the south, the southpart right, exactly, friendly,
they should be friendly wellthen, within, like you know, 24
hours, of this girl crying onthe internet because she had
never been so felt, so unwelcome, I mean she left.

(21:40):
She took her kid and leftbecause that's how devastated
she was.
She'd never been treated likethat, right so, and she took a
motherfucking antipostasol withher Good for her Good for her.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
Fuck them people.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
Good for her, so Good for her.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Good for her.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
The internet does their thing and they show a
picture of the actual property.
So the girl that invited thewoman, the Anapostle lady, to
the party, her family used toown this.
It's kind of a trailer but itsits on a foundation but it's
kind of broken down.
It's weird.
So it's at the, it's in acul-de-sac, at the end of a dirt

(22:21):
lane, so there's only a coupleof properties in the middle of
nowhere, essentially Right, youknow how that goes.
Yeah, this is a young couple intheir twenties to thirties.
I never really kind of did theresearch to figure out who they
were, but it's a young couple.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
They don't have kids, the ones that were hosting the
gathering.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
The gathering.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
Okay, okay, yes.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
So because it's a cul-de-sac and because there are
kids in the neighborhood andbecause they have a large
property, they said we'll putfireworks off in our yard.
You can bring your kids over,we're going to do fireworks in
our yard.
So they invited the lady thatinvited the other lady and the
lady that invited the other ladythat was her son.

(23:05):
Right, their sons playedtogether, so it made logical
sense to her.
It slipped her mind because shedidn't think that she needed to
tell them right.
And those people then came outafter the fact, After this blew
up on the internet and they madethis poor uncomfortable and she
left.
They come out and said shecould have hung out.

(23:27):
We had no problem with herbeing outside, we just didn't
want somebody we didn't knowbeing in our house.
Fair, Fair point.
Okay, Fair point.
But why didn't you get to thebottom of it before you just
started treating her like anasshole?
Like why didn't you Right?

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Why wouldn't you be?
I mean, it's not like they werewalking around their house.
They're just in the kitchenWith a plate of food, right, and
here's the thing.
Yeah, like the thing.
What are you going to do?
Sit the antipast outside in thesun.
Come on now can I ask?
Another question is raceinvolved at any point here.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
These are all fucking white rednecks.
I just wanted to know to see ifthere was maybe some underlying
issue that caused this, butlike that's crazy, it's so funny
that you say that, though,because to see if there was
maybe some underlying issue thatcaused this, but like, that's
crazy.
It's so funny that you say that, though, because yet again.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
It's so funny, I say that.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
Yeah, it's so funny you say that because yet again
this week in a comment, somebodycame at me and said to me oh
look, another black womaninserting her opinion into
politics.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
I was like you, son of a bitch.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Thank you, thank you you realize my blackness.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
Did you just call me Black?
Thanks.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
Right, oh my God, like thank you, but it's just
hilarious because.
So I get why you asked thequestion.
Because the girl is Italian andshe's obviously Italian.
She has very dark skin, she hascoarse hair.
You know what I mean?
Like ambiguous, that's I call.
Women that look like us arefucking racially ambiguous.

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It's none of your business whatrace we are.
If race weren't a thing, youwouldn't have to insert or
question my race at all.
But anyways, I digress.
So, long story short, thepeople that were invited, that
invited the girl.
It had been their familyproperty and when their

(25:33):
grandfather died, these kidsbought the property.
So this was a property, thatwas.
So people were speculating thatthere was property, beef and
all this, that and the other, wedon't know.
Then the boy who owned thehouse, his mom, come out and
she's like it was just agathering, it wasn't a party.
Blah, blah, blah, like bitch,go back and do it Just a
gathering.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Stop it.
Stop it Just a gathering.
Stop it Just a gathering ofjust a gathering of Keystowners
all here together.
Nothing to see here, folks.
Nothing to see folks.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
And so the long and short of it, that's a weird
comeback though.
Right, it's so weird, it's sucha weird thing to say Like it
wasn't a party.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
First off, it wasn't a party, so back it on up,
mister.
It was a gathering.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
We don't allow.
We don't take anapostategatherings.
Anapostates are for partiesonly.
So long story short.
The reason why it blew up isbecause obviously people are
speculating.
You live in that.
You're a young couple thatchooses to buy a broken down
trailer on a dead end, dirt roadyou know what I mean when

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nobody's around.
You got a big piece of propertyand you have video cameras on
the inside of your home.
So, like I said, I don't knowthe recipe, but these
motherfuckers are cooking meth.
That's all I'm saying.
Allegedly, I'm alleging.
I'm alleging they're cookingmeth.
That's why they don't wantpeople.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
I mean that makes sense, because I mean it
certainly makes sense thatthey're up to something.
Because here's the thing islike.
In a situation like that now,if somebody just strode into my
fucking kitchen out of the blue,when nobody else was going to
be there.
Right, that's one.
That's a totally differentscenario, even if we had people.

(27:23):
Here's the thing.
So here let me say this Even ifwe had people which we've had
our neighbors have walked overPeople that weren't necessarily,
but they see people here.
When you have people at yourhome and it's like a large
gathering, it's okay to not I'mnot saying come on over and just
barge in, but like it's okay towalk over and say hey or um,

(27:48):
yeah, and especially whenthey're getting the invite from
somebody else, I mean youwouldn't think anything of that.
I mean we basically done that.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
That's exactly it.
And so, like we live in thehood, right.
And so last year shout out toBarry Populinski and whatever
he's calling his fireworkcompany this year he put
fireworks off in our backyard.
Last year, right, it wasn't at4th of July, but he had
fireworks right Memorial Day.
It was Memorial Day.
We had people that we had nevereven known, that lived two,

(28:16):
three houses up, come and set upcamp in our yard.
And you know what we did?
We fucking walked up to themand said hey guys, welcome.
Do you want a plate?
There's food in the house.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Go help yourself, trying to give it away.
We got so much food, trying togive it away, try to give it
away.
Try to give it away.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
It just makes me so angry.
And then to compound thesituation and why it's even
becoming more of a thing and whyit's out there and why I ever
even posted on it, is becauseyet again, just like in Canton
Mass, we got a good old boynetwork of cops protecting their
own and nobody else.
Sheriff, his name is Jeff Edds.

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He was just had charges in Juneagainst his so he allegedly
assaulted his daughter-in-lawand the charges were dismissed
by the judge.
So corruption, it just reeks ofcorruption.
You've got people that aredon't want anybody in their
house and even during agathering, and you've got a

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fucking corrupt sheriff in thatlittle fucking pocket of
nowheresville, right.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
There's something going on.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
I mean, my commenters have said it and I love it.
They hear banjos when they seethe whole situation.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
That's exactly what I think of.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
Yeah, that's all.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
No, I mean that's all .

Speaker 3 (29:47):
I just love that we're the house.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
It doesn't fucking matter who it is yeah if you're
listening to this and you everstroll on by, you see us out
there cooking and grilling.
Come on over.
Even if we don't want you there, her Dad will invite you and
try to offer you food that wedidn't want to give you.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
So I mean, come on over Come on down.
We feed the neighborhood whenwe do, stuff, we do.
Whether we want to, or not, Imean, we end up doing it.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
There's always random strangers here, we don't care.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Yeah, we don't care.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
Speaking of food, though, just don't show up in
the middle of the night.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
I'm going to get into something because we are going
to see Dan Soder, great DanSoder, underrated comedian next
week in Virginia Beach.
So this is one of the things Iwant to talk about now, virginia
Beach.
Okay, we've been there.
We've been to many beach sites,we've been all up and down.

(30:50):
So, from Myrtle Beach to NewJersey beaches, we've been in
all of them.
You know what I mean at onepoint or another.
So first off, I want to talkabout A what is the best East
Coast beach?
And B also foods at the beach.
So I'll start First off, I wantto know, because why are donuts

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popular at the beach, like ofall the foods?
You know what I mean.
Like donuts aren't good.
It's not like you want to getlike, eat, like I want to crush
a bunch of donuts and get outthere on the beach and show my
body.
You know what I mean.
Like I don't understand that.
Like, donuts are a very filling, heavy food.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
But they're very popular at the beach and people
eat them.
When I think about the beach, Idon't want to eat anything
because I got my shirt off.
I don't want to be any fatterthan I already.
You know what I mean.
I don't want to be bloated atthe beach.
Right, that's rule one.
I don't want to be bloated atthe beach.
Being bloated at the beach,like being bloated is the worst,
like feeling it is.

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And yet people eat at the beach.
That's all they do.
They just like consume buffets,donuts, pizzas, like what the
fuck?

Speaker 3 (32:10):
And beer too.
Like I do not understand, howdo you drink beer in the sun?
It fucking knocks me out, makesme sick, bloaty.
I don't know how people do it.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
If I want to drink, if I'm drinking at the beach,
I'm at a bar, like a little tikibar.
It's cool.
They got fans going.
Son Crab nachos Get the fuckout of here, come on, no, but so
let's talk about that.
But this is one of the things Iwanted to talk about is like a
what's your favorite beach,though?
Like east coast beaches.

(32:41):
So we're talking like newjersey beaches because we you
know what I mean like, so you'relike, uh, you know, like you're
what's the?
Why am I forgetting this?
What's the Jersey Shore one?
The one where the SeasideHeights?

Speaker 3 (32:58):
Yeah, Seaside.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
So from like that area, like on down all the way
to Myrtle Beach.
Now, we've never been toFlorida and I'm not going to
classify Florida as East Coastbeaches, because that's like a
whole different game.
You can't compete with Floridabeaches.
So from Myrtle Beach to NewJersey, like what?
Because they're all kind of thesame Virginia Beach Ocean.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
City.
They're not, though, butthey're not though that's what
I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
They're not the same.
They're all kind of the same,but they're not.
So what's the best?
I mean?

Speaker 3 (33:28):
well, I guess I'll give you categories.
So let's so just for the beachitself and, like the community,
just for the beach Outer Banks.
Mine is Bethany Beach.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
Ooh, good call, good call.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
Just for the beach itself and the community.
Bethany Beach it's clean If youwant to take your family there.
It's just.
That's stellar yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
That's a great choice , babe.
That's a and as an underdog, Ilove that call.
I love that call If I'm justgoing beaches, though I'm saying
Outer Banks just because youcan get to places where there's
nobody else and just hang outand do your thing.
And yes, I agree.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
Now now let's, if we're talking about touristy
areas like touristy beaches,like you're with a family with
small kids.
I mean, Myrtle and Ocean Cityare a toss-up for me there.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
I think you're right.
I think you're right.
The Jersey Shore beaches in thesummertime are a little busier.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
They're busier and the people are meaner there.
I'm sorry, but they are.
I don't like.
I love Jersey people in theoryuntil I'm fucking around them
for five minutes and then Ican't stand them.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Sorry.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
I love you, jersey, I do.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
That's fair.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
I'm obsessed with Jersey culture, but I want to be
around friendly people when I'mat the beach.
I don't want people coming upand talking to me for 10 minutes
, but I don't want to walk bysomebody and they'd be like mmm,
mmm.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Oh, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
No, no, no.
I was just going to say youknow what another great beach is
?
That's totally underrated.
Assateague, Chincoteague.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
Yeah, I mean yes, absolutely.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
They're cool but they're not the size of an ocean
city.
Chincoteague, it's a smalllittle village community.
It's beautiful and, likeAssateague, you're just out
there with people that know themhorses, like it's nobody's
business.
They're like, yeah, steve's outthere with his whore.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
He went to a different band this week because
the other band shunned him.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
Yeah, he went to a different band.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
I love that there's those people though.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
That follow these horses.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
So for those of you that don't know the story, so
Assateague Island there's wildhorses there, a lot of like, a
fair amount, like there's wildhorses other places, because
we've talked about this, likedown in Corolla, like in North
Carolina, but it's not thenumber.
They're not the famous horsesof Maryland Chinga Tig, misty of

(36:03):
Chinga Tig and all that stuff,and these horses are wild.
Now, there's people that gothere, though, and they know all
these horses.
They're on the horse TikTok.
They know who this horse isfucking, they know who he's
hanging out with.
They got families.
They're cheating on each other.
They're hanging out with otherbands, they're fighting.

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They get ostracized.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Her face is a map of the world.
It's a map of the world.
You can see she's a beautifulgirl.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
She's a beautiful girl and the sun got into a bee.
A bee, oh my God, it's great.
Yeah, that's actually a goodidea.
I would love if there's not onealready.
I would love to see like thehorse is a Vasatig TikTok.
That would be great.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
That's funny.
That's funny.
There might be one, but it'sfunny.
I want to check that out.
That's cool.

Speaker 4 (36:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
That's real cool.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
So we've talked about just the beach.
We've talked about touristyfood.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Well, we've talked about family, I think touristy.
The award goes to Myrtle Beach.
Agree Agree Ag award goes toMyrtle Beach.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
Agree, agree, agree.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
Because Myrtle Beach can be for whoever you want.
It can be for a family there'stons of stuff for kids.
It can be for a couple there'stons of shows.
It's like the Branson.
Myrtle Beach is the BransonMissouri of the East Coast.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Yeah, it's not like Vegas.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
It's not like Vegas.
It's not that great, Like it'sa little redneck-y.
You know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
But they got shows Dirty Barbie.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
They got shows, they got everything you could want to
eat, like it's cool, it's cool.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
I know Like Broadway at the Beach is amazing.
I mean I just that I wish therewas a Broadway at the Beach in
every city because they're just,it was just so fun.
Um, and not only that, like, ifyou think about I, I was trying
to think of the mileage.
I don't know how many miles itis from um, from north myrtle,
down to, like, paulie's island,but so total it's probably, but

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I'm gonna say probably about 40miles from north myrtle to like
that area each little sectionlike each 10 mile section is its
own thing.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
That's the beauty of it, from Little River to Merle's
Inlet.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
It's like each, like you said, five to 10 mile
section is it's.
They got a black beach, theygot an old people beach, they
got a family beach Got anAtlantic beach Right Atlantic
beach was.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
Got an Atlantic beach Right Atlantic beach was black
right.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Black bike week, let's go.
I love Atlantic beach.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
That's wild, I'm so mad about that though, because
fucking, they did it again thisyear with black bike week.
It pisses me off so bad.
These motherfuckers need tocontrol themselves, because the
gist of black bike week, listen,I was never so enamored with.
I love vehicles, you and I knowthis.

(39:18):
I love old cars.
I love bikes.
Black Bike Week is a wholeother venture, because they got
those fucking hoopty rides thatbounce.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Dude.
I've never seen nothing like itin my life.
They got the Dr Dre videos.
You know how they always gotthe old school Dr Dre videos
where they all got low ridersand they all do tricks, the
hydraulic tricks.
That's like nothing.
On up and down the highway,nothing but.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
And back in the day they used to bring people in to
do the clubs and shit like that.
It was hot, hot, hot.
I was at a Black Bike Week showone time and there was fucking
all kind of football players inthe club.
It was hot but it gets ruinedby the fucking weirdos every
single year.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
Yeah, it does.
Every year.
Some idiot starts playing withguns and then it ruins it for
everybody and then they don'twant to have it at all.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
They don't want to have it.
So once again, to quote my goodfriend JPK, the EBT community
is wrecking a good motherfuckingthing, because Black Bike Week
in and of itself is a sight tosee.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
It's awesome, it's awesome.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
If you've never seen a fucking black woman in a
bikini with her ass up in theair on the back of a bike.
So many asses so much ass, somany asses so much ass.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
So many asses, so much asses, so much ass.
The Black Bike Week, let metell you, you ain't never seen
so much ass since you've seenthe Black Bike Week.
Let me tell you.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
And people think I'm racist towards black people.
I'm actually racist towardswhite people in this situation,
because at White Bike Week Idon't want to see them little
fucking methanees running aroundwith their eyes.
Yeah, that's exactly.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
White Bike Week sucks .
Let's be real.
White Bike Week is lame.
Black Bike Week Ooh buddy, youdon't know what's popping off.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
Stop ruining it, motherfuckers.
It's fun.
Oh my God, I miss that.
Anyways, I miss living inMyrtle Beach.
I really do, but so food at thebeach.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Yeah, I mean we talked about that.
I mean donuts are crazy popular, but what's the best?
I mean people say fries, Somepeople say pizza, Some people
say seafood.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
I say none of these things.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
My favorite food at the beach is my favorite food
everywhere Chinese food.

Speaker 3 (41:39):
No, I'm teasing.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
I'm just teasing.
No, I like food everywhere.
I don't care what they.
I'm going to try everything thewhole week.
I'm there, so it don't matter.
I'm getting barbecue.
I'm getting fucking.
I'm going to eat seafood tentimes.
I'm going to eat barbecue.
I'm going to eat seafood 10times.
I'm going to eat barbecue.
I'm going to cook on my owngrill.
I'm going to do all that.
I don't eat any differently atthe beach than I do anywhere

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else.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
to be honest, that was my favorite food experience
was when we stayed at the OuterBanks with your parents the last
time and we cooked.
I mean I liked our food betterthan most of the other food we
got other than at the Lucky 12.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
But we got so much good food.
No, we got good food at otherplaces, but you can't beat it
Biscuits and porn.
I mean we didn't go there, butI love the name.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
No Dirty Dicks, dirty Dawn, what are?

Speaker 2 (42:33):
some foods, though, that you only eat in the
summertime, like at the beach.
Is there any of those?

Speaker 3 (42:38):
Because, like I can't think of—.
I mean, there's certain thingsthat I only—like obviously, that
are seasonal, like we've talkedabout this before the
watermelon milkshake at thecookout, at the cookout, yeah,
are you kidding me right now?

Speaker 2 (42:54):
Are you kidding me right now?
No, but are you kidding meright now?
Are you kidding me right now?
No, but yeah, like there'scertain things that I eat at the
beach, but it's not necessarilybeach specific, like I.
Like I love boardwalk food, ofcourse, fries and like soft
pretzels.
You know all the cotton candy.
Well, that's the pieces pacespizzas.
I love a good I love a goodbeach.

(43:14):
I love a good beach.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
I feel like there was nothing.
They always have pancake housesat the beach.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
I don't want to eat pancakes for breakfast Again
this goes back to the breakfastthing with the donut thing.
Why, at the beach, is this thething?

Speaker 1 (43:34):
I don't get it Seafood.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
I understand it makes total fucking sense for there
to be seafood buffets at everycorner, right.
But breakfast why is this thething that they've taken a stand
on?
There's pancake houses on everycorner.
Like I said, who's pounding allthese carbs at 8 o'clock in the
morning?
When you're on vacation at thebeach, get ready to go out on

(43:59):
the—and the beach.
You're outside for the day likethe last thing I want to do.
I understand if you're like oh,we're on a hunting trip and
we're gonna go eat pancakesbefore we go out in the woods
but, to like be like we're gonnago swim in the ocean and play
in the sand.
Let's go pile ourselves full offucking pancakes.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
Right, like I don't.
I mean.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
That being said, I do love a breakfast place.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
I know Eggs and bacon and toast, not fucking pancakes
and waffles Fuck all that noise.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
I want a waffle.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
I want a waffle.
I mean, yeah, I'm just, youknow me, I'm all for seafood and
if it's, you know, hot out, Iwant you know, like a cold, like
a shrimp cocktail or whatever.
But the one thing that I willsay that I almost always eat
exclusively in the summertimetwo things actually Speaking of
and a pasta salad.

(45:00):
I only make pasta salad in thesummer.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
Right.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
For the shells with the meat cheese and all that
stuff.
But then I see you and it willbe visible on camera.
Everybody else will see youeating your nails.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
I didn't eat it.
I pulled it out of my mouth.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
The other thing and it's seasonal right is fried
squash, of course corn on thecob.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
Corn on the cob like all the all the summertime
cantaloupes.
I don't eat cantaloupes inNovember, even on a buffet like
at a hotel.
No, thank you yeah, that didn'tcome from here, I know that
like um but when you're talkingabout beaches, right.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
So we hit on all the key points of why somebody would
go to a beach, and again, I'mlimited to the east coast as
well.
I've never been to the westcoast beaches, but um.
But like we're talking aboutocean beaches, I do.
My favorite beaches aren't evenon the ocean, if you really
must know my favorite ischesapeake beach.

(46:11):
On the bay, that's my favoriteit's a nice place.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
It's a very nice town .

Speaker 1 (46:17):
I want to go back to that bar oh, I love that place
getting breakfast, gambling overthe other room.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
Are you kidding me?
I mean that what's it called?

Speaker 3 (46:27):
it's trader jack's, I think, or jack's trading post.
It's jack's trading post, it'sum.
But I, I fucking love it there,and solomon's island too.
That's not technically a beach,it's just like at the right,
but it's a cool place yeah it'sa cool place on the water which
is like cool, super cool yeah,so I mean those are my favorites

(46:48):
, but yeah, we're just.
I mean.
I do love virginia beach,though, and I will say that we
went to virginia beach duringcovid, when everybody was locked
down and I was in fuckingheaven.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
I love it it's just we were, they were living life
down there there.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
They were in the.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Outer Banks.
They weren't.
They didn't care.
It was actually kind of nicebecause there was less people.
It was cool.
We were at a campground KOAbaby KOA.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
It was Memorial Day weekend, I think, or 4th of July
, I can't remember, but it wasone of the holidays and there
was nobody out.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
Give me a river too, any day of the week.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
Yeah, I know a little camp, a little camp down the
river, or at least we spent alot of time recently at
campgrounds and whatnot well,let's talk about the um I I do
want to give a shout out to thatR&J's Bar and Grill there that
we were at in Phillipsburgyesterday.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
Oh, in Phillipsburg.
Yeah, that was very good for alocal bar, first of all.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
yes, thank you for being so welcoming.
Everybody was so lovely andnice.
I felt like I knew the people,even though I didn't know them.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
Yeah, it was like it's four o'clock on a Saturday
and the regular crowd shufflesin.
You got Jimmy, no, but therewas.
It was like that clock struckfour o'clock and people started
rolling.

Speaker 4 (48:15):
They're like hey, timmy, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (48:19):
I was at the.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
Heritage Fest.
Everyone went down there andgot me a cheesesteak.
It was delicious.
No, but you know what I mean.
It's summertime.
There's lots going on inPennsylvania towns, which we did
spend some time yesterday andwe talk about this, but this is
the time of year.
Next week, you got theKecksburg UFO.
This is going to bring up twopoints.

(48:40):
Okay, a next week, kecksburgUFO.
This is going to bring up twopoints.
Okay, a next week, kecksburgUFO Festival, which brings up
even a better point.
We learned this week that welive in the middle of Skinwalker
Ranch.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
Okay, I forgot about that.
Stop it, jess, not.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
Ridge.
We made national TV.
We live right in the heart ofit.
You got the Westmoreland Dogman, the Kecksburg UFO incident,
bigfoot sightings out the wazoo.
We live in the Skinwalker Ranchof Pennsylvania, otherwise
known as Chestnut Ridge, and itmade it was on Beyond Skinwalker
Ranch.

(49:14):
This week they were out thereinvestigating and, like I said,
you got the festival next weekand just to bring a greater
point, we're going to go back tothis but sort of hitting on the
same thing with, like, thecampgrounds and the Pennsylvania
town festivals, pennsylvania.
They're really making a pushnow for visit PA, which we've
been saying all along greattowns, great festivals, great

(49:39):
natural resources, maybe some ofthe best.
But let's go back right now.
Chestnut ridge, paranormal,like how crazy is it that we
live in this vortex?

Speaker 3 (49:49):
listen, I think it was.
I think it was at halloweentime.
We talked about ufos last andum and I told the story of my
mom, um, and I believe that I'man alien, but that really pounds
at home now, like I reallyhonestly believe that my mom saw
a ufo more than anything.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
Now like I there because, especially, you're
literally talking about theplace where there's literally
the.
It's one of the hottest spotson the east coast for bigfoot
sightings, ufo sightings andyour mom's ufo account tracks.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
It's like lost time, like all the stuff it has, all
the like she was telling me thatstory with the lost time years
before, ufos became like a bigphenomena and way before you
could get all those key pointson a tv show this is back, like
when nobody was talking aboutthis exactly, and there were

(50:41):
several people standing outthere with her who had the same
account.
It's insane.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
But I do Like Kecksburg.
That was a cute little festival.
We went, I think two years agomaybe or last year it is.
It's a really cute festival butlike now I'm like fuck the
festival.
I want to go out there and likecamp in the middle of the woods
at night.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
I just want to go investigate, Fuck the festival.
I can buy paranormal booksanywhere and get well.
I do want to go for the funnelcake, but that's besides the
point.
Like Chestnut Ridge and allthat stuff, PA, Paranormal, I
mean PA is chock full of andthis goes back to the resource
thing.
But like, not only is it haveall these great like natural
resources, plenty of state parks, all that stuff, it's filled

(51:27):
with paranormal sort ofadventures.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Like whether you're at old sanitariums that they've
turned into things, or whetheryou it's like so much to explore
.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
Yeah, much to explore .
Yeah, well.
So, speaking of which, you knowum the kid from um penn state.
What's, oh the the paranormalstate ryan, the guy that got
drunk.
Ryan burrell, is that his name?

Speaker 2 (51:57):
yeah, he's out in gettysburg this week with uh
annabelle, annabelle, not theannabelle, not the Annabelle.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
But literally it's so hilarious If you're in
Pennsylvania.
We all got an alert the othernight in Pennsylvania.
All of 911 was shut down, thatwas.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Annabelle.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
Everybody's saying it was Annabelle yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
That was Annabelle.
She said you ain't calling 911when I come for your ass.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
Oh my.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
But, yeah, I mean, look at all the cool things that
we've done, just whether it beKecksburg UFO Festival, we've
gone on like Bigfoot things theydo the Bigfoot Festival up in
the Allegheny Forest, becausethat's again festival up in the
Allegheny Forest, because that'sagain it's like, is it
Allegheny or Cook?
It might be the Cook.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
County Forest, cook State.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
Cook State Forest, cook State, cook County State
Forest.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
It's Cook.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
County.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
Yeah, something like that.

Speaker 4 (52:59):
Sam Cook.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
County.
Sam Cook, I love Sam Cook.
He Cooke County.
Yeah yeah, sam Cooke, I loveSam Cooke.
He was in our wedding.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
But regardless they have like a big foot thing,
because there's tons of big footsightings here, the UFO thing,
tons of UFO stuff, all theparanormal thing We've been to,
like the Eastern statepenitentiary we just saw they do
a thing up at the crescentsanatorium.
Oh yeah, I forgot about that,yeah where we love to go up, at

(53:28):
south mountain.
The south mountain.
What do you call that?
The reformatory, or whatever?

Speaker 3 (53:34):
the restoration center.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
Yeah, yeah, you know, there's some stuff there that's
like.
You know, there's some stuffthere that's like.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
Gettysburg, pennsylvania's largest
concentration of pedos.
Yeah, gettysburg, gettysburg.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
I mean.
Gettysburg is like the UnitedStates' most haunted place, I
think.
These are just the heavyhitters.
We're not even getting into thenitty gritty of it.
You know what I mean.
Like all the little secrettreasures.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
Well, who was just out here?
One of the shows was out here.
There's a witch somewhere outin Northern Cambria that they
were exploring, or no.
That was down in Biglerville,maybe, or a cash town there.
They were exploring a witch onone of the ghost hunting shows
out there.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
Oh, where was that?

Speaker 3 (54:20):
It was between.
I think it was.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Yeah, you're right, it was between.
I think it was.
Yeah, you're right, it was likeout in that area.
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
Well, so the guy who did the tattoo on my neck I
believe he was on like aparanormal show or something
like that it's um, oh, you knowme, I'm not going to think of
his name right now.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
Yeah, yeah, we'll put it in there.
You know me, I'm not going tothink of his name right now,
we'll put it in there.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
Yeah, he does like psychic and paranormal
adventures.
And my girl, bambi BennettSherman I've talked about her
before.
She has a paranormal soulsnetwork.
She does paranormal stuff.
I want to hook up with her anddo something like do a podcast
or something, have her on theshow here to talk about her

(55:02):
adventures and all that stuff.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
Yeah, oh, absolutely.
And that's the thing is, we'vegotten the opportunity to
explore so many of that.
I mean, we've ghost hunted atso many places, sometimes on our
own, sometimes a part of groupsyeah like pennsylvania.
But but go back to what I wassaying in the beginning is

(55:24):
whether you're looking for aparanormal adventure or an
African safari, because that'swhat they seem to think on the
commercial playing this like andyou're like, where are we go?

(55:50):
Are we going to see lions?
Or are we going to a river campin bedford, like what are we
doing here?
Like what's happening?
But not that.
I'm not pennsylvania, because Ithink it is great, it has all
these things, but like anafrican safari it is not no,
what's that little treasure?

Speaker 3 (56:05):
living treasures?
Do they have a fucking?
I mean some of the places, um,oh yeah they got some.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
They got some.
Safaris.
Boy, they got a, they got some.
The gettysburg what was that?
The gettysburg game park yeah,that one.

Speaker 3 (56:21):
That's what I'm thinking of.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
So they had tigers and stuff.
But back in the day it was muchbigger.
When I was a kid it was reallycool.
But then they had somebreakouts.
People were waking up toanimals on their porches.
Think that ain't fun.
You wake up to a Siberian tigerclimbing on your back deck.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
Can you imagine?

Speaker 3 (56:47):
No.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
I just no, that's Pennsylvania though.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
I would think that somebody released Jumanji and
fucking probably commit suicideat that point.
Nope, no Jumanji for me.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
No, I mean, but no, but it's like the state for I
mean Pennsylvania is aptly namedPennswoods, that's what it
means.
And it's aptly named because wehave some of the greatest
forests, some of the greatesttrails, some of the greatest
camps.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
It's so funny you say that.
Why were we talking about thenames of Baltimore places?

Speaker 2 (57:25):
Oh, because I said that places what were we?
Oh, stomach Pennsylvania.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
Oh yeah, stomach Pennsylvania.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
And I said there could be a town in Pennsylvania
and there might be, I don't knowat this point called Stomach
Pennsylvania.
And I said, because we weretalking about names for the
fictional town in our show and Isaid Stomach Maryland doesn't
hit the same, there's no StomachMaryland.
Nobody believes that StomachPennsylvania, though you're like

(57:54):
that's probably real Right,because Maryland is named after
lords and ladies.

Speaker 3 (58:01):
It's Lord Baltimore.
Welcome to Frederick.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
Welcome to Frederick, Welcome to Prince Frederick.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
Lord Baltimore of Westminster Do you know what I
mean Lennonapolis.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
Yeah, lennonapolis and Caroline County.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
Have the grace.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Have the grace.

Speaker 4 (58:19):
Have the grace.

Speaker 3 (58:21):
And then you get into Pennsylvania and you fucking
just know that it was founded bysome redneck because it's
called intercourse burden, hand,middle sex like all the weird
no, it's not.
Stop it speaking of shitsburgnot pittsburgh no, Actually it's
.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
Shitsburg.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
There ain't no Shitsburg, no, but training
camp's coming up soon.

Speaker 2 (58:48):
Training camp's coming up soon.
That's one of the beauties ofliving where we live is training
camp is only right down theroad, which also means we'll be
going to Bubba's Pierogies.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
Oh, I haven't had Bubba's in a minute.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
That pizza, though.
That's what I'm after that.
I haven't had Bubba's in aminute.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
That pizza though that's what I'm after that
deep-dipped pizza.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
I like that pizza.

Speaker 3 (59:07):
Every week, I feel like you're auditioning for
Harold Shepley's show.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
Harold Shepley.
Come on down, he's going to beour first sponsor, harold
Shepley.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
Get your debt, said it fast Gotta love them.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
Pennsylvania accents.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
Where were we at that ?
We just heard some goodPennsylvania accents on full
display.
What were we watching?
It was something we werewatching.
They were hoagie-ing it up,gordon.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
Gordon Ramsey, gordon Ramsey.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
Gordon Ramsey.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
That's exactly what it was.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
And they were talking about hey, we're going out
there to get a couple hoagiesand then heading on home.

Speaker 3 (59:53):
I was like whoever was bitching about Mare of
Easttown, they're wrong.
She got it right.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
Yeah, she hit the hoagie nail on the head.
Hoagie Hoag, she hit the hoagienail in the head, hoagie the
hoagie nail in the head.

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
Hey Siri, take me home.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
Take me home.
Hey Siri, who's got the besthoagies?

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
And a stop.
Oh, that's fantastic, but thatplace, that R&J's bar and grow
or whatever they had it, caughtme off guard because they had a
beer called ConchahokanWoodermelon.
W-o-o-d-e-r which is how I sayit.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
I don't know how you say it, but it's.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
Woodermelon it's watermelon it's, watermelon it's
watermelon, watermelon and sothey have a beer there in
Conchahokan, which you can't sayeither Conchahokan.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
I can't say it, conchahokan, conchahokan.

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
It's Conchahokan, but it's like run together.
I can't really explain it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
You know how them names are oh, I do know, I do
know.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
What did we learn about?
It's the Indian word for water,like.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
Hannah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:13):
Hannah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
Loyal Hannah Susquehanna.

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
Toby Hannah yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
Toby Hannah, hannah Montana.

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
Hannah Montana, hannah Montana.

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
River Montana hey.

Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
Oh, speaking of rivers, that's another political
climate thing.
That.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
I got into this week.

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
Yeah, so obviously we want to send prayers to the
people in Texas who wereimpacted by the flooding.
Lots of people are sendingprayers.
That said, let's talk about theasshole side of fucking
everything in life, where peoplejust want to make money and be

(01:01:57):
greedy and be fucking retardsabout fucking things that they
shouldn't be.
So the reason I went viral lastweek on TikTok all I did was
make like a rebuttal post thiswoman, sadie Perkins again
another crazy like this is thetrend this week.

(01:02:18):
The crazies are coming out ofthe woodwork.
I don't know where they allcame from, but she likened.
She basically essentially saidthat she didn't care about the
kids that were missing or killedin the flood because they were
all white.
I mean, that's the bottom line.
That's how she said it.
Meanwhile, she's married to awhite pastor and she has a

(01:02:41):
halfway child, and so it's just,it's rage bait.
I don't even want to get intothe whole political thing, but
it got me I mean, it got me alot of clicks and views this
week because I fucking hate thisbitch.
Like I hate that people thinkthat I hate that people are so
greedy and starved for attention, are so greedy and starved for

(01:03:06):
attention that the way to getthe attention is not to be
creative or savvy or be able tospeak intelligently.
It's to just say something soinsanely rude, ignorant and
fucking just damning that youget rage against you.
So I believe in karma and Idon't believe in karma.
A lot of people are like, oh,she lost her job and shit.
I don't believe in karma thatway.

(01:03:28):
I believe in energy karma.
So I believe that all thenegative energy that she just
put out into the world is goingto suffocate her from the inside
out.
I don't care what happens inher outside life.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
Right, I mean that's crazy to even make a statement
like that.
I mean that's just, but, butagain more and more, though, on
social take a turn on to thepolitical aspect of it is like
people want to criticize, likethe administration's response
and stuff like that.
But what I've learned fromwatching 20 different presidents
deal with 20 differentdisasters is they all suck

(01:04:04):
because our infrastructure sucks.
Like there's no, like nobodydoes good at it, everybody has a
we're not prepared, like forthings like this, and that's
half.
The thing is, you can't beprepared for things like this
right by nature right virtue ofNature.

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
Right, it's a flash.
It was a flash flood.
You could have all the floodpreparedness in the world by
virtue of it being a flash flood.
That's the Lord's way ofovercorrecting, or the universe
or Mother Nature's way ofovercorrecting that we do have
safeties in place.
The reason why floods happen isfor naturistic reasons.

(01:04:42):
We're not supposed to be in thepath of them.
Because we put ourselves, ashumans, in the path of them,
mother nature is going toovercorrect.

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
Sometimes those things happen.
That's all there is to it.
It doesn't mean that anybodycan do about it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
It doesn't mean anyone deserved it.
It's part of life.
But this woman's statement wasis that they deserved it because
their parents were MAGA?
It wasn't just the white thingit was MAGA too.

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
Right, right.
If everybody got what theydeserved, we'd all be dead.
That's the bottom line.

Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
I love that.
I love that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
If everybody got what they deserved, we'd all be dead
.
So just it's random and that'sall there is to it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
That's exactly it.
I love that.
Yeah, that's a good way to lookat it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
That's my quote.
That's my quote, I made that up.

Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
I mean, is there negligence that could make
certain things preventableAbsolutely?
Did you have any other majortopics that you want to get into
.
Just I can talk about a littlebit of what we're doing this
week.
I mean what I'm doing.

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
No, I don't.
No, we hit on just abouteverything.
I mean that's.

Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
Okay.
So I know I don't look like it,but I am turning 50 this week.
Yeah, I'm turning 50.
I know, that's all.
I just thought I would announceit to the world, mostly because
I'm proud of my looks for a 50year old, mostly because I don't

(01:06:12):
believe I made it to 50 and Iactually still have three days.
So if anybody wants to off me,you can make my premonitions
come true.
Um, I just I don't know.
There's not.
I felt like that.
I feel like there would havebeen more fanfare, like I should
have gotten a crown and insteadmy aarp was like sent to
somebody else, like I didn'teven get the joy of my my

(01:06:36):
welcome aarp packet fucking itwent oh, you're to get one.

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
You're going to get one.
Don't you worry, don't youworry.

Speaker 3 (01:06:44):
The only reason I'm saying it is because I literally
feel like I'm entering a newchapter of life.
I've actually made some friendsthis couple, the past couple
weeks.
My new favorite content creator, lena she's badass.
We're talking about doing apodcast together.
I don't want to to like jinx itbecause I've talked about doing

(01:07:05):
podcasts with other people, butI mean this is a good thing.
I don't have friends that Icommunicate with daily other
than you.
So for me to have a girl friendthat I communicate with daily
is kind of odd for me.
You know what I mean.
Like my girls all know me.
They're all like fuck, we'lltalk to her in a week or seven.

(01:07:26):
You know what I mean.
Like it's, it's just that's howme and my girls are and I've
always been really comfortablewith that because I've always
been a loner.
I don't run in packs, I don'tlike to run in packs, but it is
kind of cool to have a girl thatI can like say, talk about my
husband.
No, I'm joking, I know.
But and I feel like I mean we'vebeen doing comedy but nothing,

(01:07:48):
no big shows coming up, justlike open mics and stuff.
I mean the big show is Soder,like we're going to see him
Saturday.
I'm so stoked about that.
I love Dan Soder.
He's just.
I feel like he's just somebodythat would have been like.
I've had a lot of guy friendsin my life that have always just
been my guy friends.
Soder fits the bill of thoseguys.

Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
Yeah, he's just a cool, he's one of my favorites
man.
He's just so cool and laid backand I just, yeah, I can't get
enough.
It's your birthday, but we'regoing to see one of my favorite
comedians.

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
I mean, it's what I wanted to do, though, Like I
wanted to go see a show.

Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
We have a great week.
We have Look at that.
That's fun.
No, we have a great little.
It's going to be a fun week.
We're going to be off work forhalf a week.
We're going to do a little bitof visiting and having.
It's going to be great.
Yeah, I have a top secret thingplanned for Tuesday night that
you don't even know about.

(01:08:45):
That's going to be fun.

Speaker 3 (01:08:47):
I am going to be day drinking, and I say day drinking
loosely because, if any of youknow me, know me, know me I get
two drinks a minute.

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
She's going to have two drinks and that's going to
be that I'm ready to take a nap,like I'm not that kind of
party-er.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
I'm more fun actually sober now than I ever was drunk
, which isn't saying a lotactually.
That's pretty fair.
So, seriously, I will be atSouth Mountain Hotel on Thursday
, my birthday, if anybody wantsa sneak surprise.

Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
And Friday no, not Friday.

Speaker 3 (01:09:17):
I don't know, probably no Friday.
I want to go out to seafood.
I want to go out to seafood.
I want to have seafood onFriday, cause I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
It's fine and dandy, I think, friday's shrimp night.
No, I'm teasing.

Speaker 3 (01:09:31):
It's steamed shrimp.
Okay, you can't just say shrimpnight that that makes me think
of endless fried shrimp.

Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
No, shrimp night sounds weird, steamed shrimp
Speaking of which, you know Iwas thinking about this earlier.
I need to make those crunchyshrimp that I made.

Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
Ooh, those were banging.

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
They're almost like a red lobster style.
They were like a pepper shrimp.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:09:58):
Oh, I remember.
I remember because you rarelydo the breading.

Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
I rarely fry.
I'm not a fryer.
You're the fryer, you're notthe fryer.

Speaker 3 (01:10:07):
I'm the fry guy and I do the breading.
That was one of the first timesthat I'd ever tasted your
homemade breading and I was likeit was impressive.
I will give you that that waseffing good.
All right, Do you have anythoughts to wrap us up?

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
I do have a thoughts.
I do have a thoughts.
I do have a thoughts and itgoes like this Scott's thoughts.
Here we are, the end of anotherepisode, and these are Scott's

(01:10:53):
thoughts.
Where did it go, I don't know.
Oh, a guy walks up to me andasks what's punk?
So I kick over a garbage canand I say that's punk.
So he kicks over the garbagecan and says that's punk and I

(01:11:16):
say no, that's trendy and thatwas Billy Joe.

Speaker 3 (01:11:18):
Armstrong, lead singer of Green Day.
Okay, and if nobody's told you,motherfuckers stay trashy.

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
Welcome aboard.
This is Gilded Trash, bye.