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Hey snackers, welcome back to another episode of Girl Dinner,
where your milkshake has actually brought anxiety to the
yard instead of boys. That's OK, I'll take anxiety
over boys. You know, just fuck them.
Just in committed relationships.Fuck man.
You're sorry in advance for the audio because.
(00:38):
Numbers in Tennessee right now and she does not have her mic.
I don't have anything. He has nothing.
She's naked, she forgot her clothes, everything.
Yeah, everything is gone and it is hot here.
OHP, this fan turned off. That's OK, it's fine.
You can go turn it back on if you need to.
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No, I think it'll be a little bit loud.
OK. OK.
So your intent to see tell us about why you're there and like
how you got to this place? How you're OK, But so I was at
that last week, I said I might not make it to this week's
episode. We freaking made it.
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We made it. We made it.
We thrived through it. I wouldn't say thrived.
I threw a couple of temper tantrums.
Well, let's hear about it. I was wondering.
It was so hot, it was like 30. It was like 30 something 35° but
plus 90% humidity and I'm a winter breed so I didn't do
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well. Yeah, she doesn't thrive in the
heat. No, but I feel like by day 2 I
told them I was from Florida. They're like, no, you're fucking
not. But other than the heat, so
around like 7:00 PM, it got bearable, thank God.
So the middle of the night. Middle of the night and of the
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first day. We got there right when the
gates open and that was a big mistake.
Don't do. That Oh my God, why you guys?
Were excited. So excited I didn't get here
before everybody. We need to be first at the
gates. What else can I say about it?
It was a lot of fun. I I personally, the guy will
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probably speak differently, but I personally think I did better
than I thought it was gonna do. Well, that's fair.
So what were your temper tantrums about?
You just were hot. What, so freaking hot?
Like one of the stages, it's just the sun is directly at your
face the entire time. And I thought I was gonna die.
Like I actually thought this is I'm going to pass.
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This is the end. This is it.
What else can I say about it? I think we were really prepared
for going to a festival in our 30s.
Like we brought Band-aids, ibuprofen, Tums.
And yes. Like I VE you like would I be
saved are freaking lives. Like what IV is the Teds?
They should sponsor us. They should sponsors.
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I'm actually drinking it in thisright now.
Hmm, I had a last time I had a few drinks which was like a
couple months ago I had I think I had five drinks which is too
much for me, too much. But the next morning I drank a
liquid IV, a stool 1 from my friend.
I was like this is fucking mine and it made me feel so much
better. Yeah, and I was looking up tips
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on how to like stay hydrated cause I was actually worried
that I was going to pass out. Hmm.
Oh my God. The pre like it's all about the
pregame of the liquid. Yeah, they have before.
Get hydrated. So how many days was the
festival like how many days wereyou guys are?
Being 4. Did you go every day?
The way everyday. The whole time, every time.
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No. No, God, no.
OK. That we just made that mistake
on the Thursday, but the Saturday, Friday, Saturday,
Sunday, we did not go all day. And then they allowed reentry.
So me and Lee left, had a nap, had some food, went back.
But it was a lot of fun. It was.
I'm really glad that I went. I was slightly concerned that I
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was actually going to die, but we survived.
That's good because I don't knowif I could survive a festival,
especially for four days. I could do like half of a day.
One time I think, yeah, if I ever do it again, it'll be like
one day. One day, yeah, for sure, but I'm
glad. Who is your favorite band?
Oh my God, there was so many, you know, who was actually like
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shockingly good Three Days Grace.
I've seen Three Days Grace, theyare very good.
Yeah. So good.
The other bands, like, I don't think really many other people
would know they're not as big, but Three Days Grace was
amazing. Green Day was like, he looks and
sounds the exact same. Oh, cool.
And some bands that I think should hang it up.
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Corn. Corn needs to hang it up.
It should talk Latin. That corn needs to hang it up.
They're done. Well, they're.
Funny. Well, that's good.
I'm glad. And now, when are you leaving
Tennessee? Tomorrow.
No one leaving on Friday. Ohhh, you've got a long time
there. Now for the.
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Week. Fuck was that?
Yeah. Something beeped.
Nothing is allowed to beep in here today.
OK, here is a pen. I am brushing my hair with two
pens. Yes, sometimes you just look at
yourself and you're like, wow, orphan Raggedy Ann.
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Now we'll just brush her hair with two pens.
It's totally. Fine.
No, you're just living on your orphaned dreams.
I always wanted to be an orphan that I've been so much fun.
Anyway, how was your weekend? Good.
OK so we need to talk about something.
I crashed the fuck out over the weekend OK?
And it it had been common alright, but I have been denying
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it because I didn't want to do such a thing.
And we're not reflecting these days.
Yeah, we're not reflecting, we're avoiding.
So anyways, but I've been feeling like this bit of burnout
and then I ran out of magnesium,so it wasn't sleeping very good.
So anyways, I bought magnesium last week again, like I
restocked up. Get the Suku vitamin ones, the
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gummy ones. So they're the best.
They're just the best. So anyways, I had a good sleep
on Thursday after I went to my son's field trip.
And then seriously was so fucking tired the next day.
Like it was like my body was like, oh, this is rest.
Should we should try this again?Yeah.
So then I just like couldn't do anything other than like crawl
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to my bed, crawl to the kitchen.Like I, I couldn't, I couldn't
do anything. It was wild.
Like my whole body was like, you're shutting down right now,
like power down. So then I had this book that I
had, I ordered it last summer just on a whim.
Never even read about it or anything.
Like someone recommended it. I was like, OK, cool, add to
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cart. We're good.
We'll read this. And then so I opened that book
up and it was like the cutest summer romance.
Highly recommend if you love like a Beachy read, if you're
somebody who just like loves a love story and it's just like
light hearted. And so I just loved it so much.
So I read that in three days over the weekend and did
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nothing. I didn't post, I didn't work,
even though I literally should have.
You should have, but I couldn't.Like even when I would sit down
on my laptop, my brain just couldn't function.
So. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, so I just like I allowed the underworld to take.
Me. When I took magnesium, I didn't
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do any makeup at all in the weekend.
Um, like we had a fire at my friend's house and I just like
chilled, read my whole book, slept like it was just so good.
And it just reminded me to you need time off your phone.
Yeah, if we're addicted. Oh 100% I am addicted to my
phone. Same, and I hated to admit that
to myself the other day. I was like, Oh no. 1st is the
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first step is admitting. Admitting you have a problem
chronically online. I know, me too, but fuck, what's
your job? What's a girl to do?
What is I'm just a girl. I can't do everything.
I can't not be addicted to my phone and be thought honey,
funny, hot, pretty, like all those things.
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Yeah, it's and loyal like yeah. Creative.
So many things I have to carry on my back.
Let me be addicted. Let me have addictions to my.
Phone I'm an addict. Hi, I am Sam and I am an addict.
So anyways, we're working through that and I don't really
want to not be an addict to my phone, so we need to really
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dissect that because I was like,wow, you could just lay here and
scroll. Oh I know.
The problem is is like, what else are we gonna do?
That's it. It's like, but when I need to
disassociate from anything else that's going on my head, what do
you expect me to do? OK wait I've seen this thing I
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laughed so hard I might try to recreate it cause later she's
like once I'm done on medium screen I will give myself a
break and look on mini screen and when something's mini screen
I will treat myself to big screen.
Screen, yes and sometimes you can have all three circulating
yes, we've got we've got laptop,we've got phone, we've got TV
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like. It's too much gonna go wrong
with that combo. I know.
So anyways, I was, I was like no, I can't do this because if I
get a minute, cause I also don'treally want my kids to see me on
my phone too much. Yeah, and so far they haven't
drawn me with my phone in my hand, so.
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But they have what? They have, if they draw me, if
they draw me with their my phonein there in like in their head,
in my head, I'm actually going to jump off a fucking bridge.
I would jump out the fucking window.
Yeah, like I'm leaving this planet right now, but like yeah
no, I cause I try not to. But The thing is too is like my
job is on my phone. So I try sometimes to like edit
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videos and stuff on my laptop instead, but it's way harder.
I like doing it on my phone. Just give us a break, OK?
Just just let me be an addict. If anyone tries to give me an
intervention, I'll fucking lose it.
Fucking. Trip.
How much trip? Things you could be addicted to.
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So there's that, yeah. So.
Out of the darkness, sometimes you just have to let it let it
wipe over you and just understand that this too shall
pass. This too short?
Yes, exactly. So something happened last week
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that I really wanna just like message my neighbor and be like
can I see your doorbell camera please?
OK so last week my daughter was teething all week.
And if if you know, you know, ifyou don't lucky you.
OK, so it's really it's very bad.
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OK, so I was like frazzles pregled, frazzled all week last
week. Couldn't get anything done.
My house is man, like all the things overwhelmed, just
crashing out. OK, so this is the beginning of
the crash out. So Friday my cat gets out.
OK, She's not an outside cat, right?
She needs to stay in where she'strapped in our house prison
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instead. Don't go out there to the bad.
World. We call that domesticated.
Yeah, we call that kidnapped anyways.
So like, imagine just being ripped from your mom's tit and
you're kidnapped in someone else's house.
No, I always say like the best life as a pet in a good home.
Like if I have to come back is something I'm coming back as a
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pet in a good home. Ohhhhh that's nice.
Yeah like actually for real. Like my cat just screams and
gets whatever she wants. 1 came.What more do you want?
Like I wanna scream and get whatI want.
I honestly I kind of do do that.Point across.
Yeah, exactly. So ANYWAYS, she escaped and then
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my friends son and Jackson were trying to catch her outside like
they and they were chasing her down the street.
So my friend came out of her house, goes for the cat.
She's like, you guys are scaringher.
Goes to go get her. And Molly was gonna go bounce
pounce on a bird, but my friend scooped her up before she could
and she got pissed. So she I seen this all go down.
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So I'm coming out of the house now and my cat starts attacking
my friend. So I'm barefoot.
Like I haven't washed my face. It's noon.
I haven't brushed my teeth. It's noon.
I'm like in these like raggedy ass shorts, hair on top of my
head, big ass hoodie. And I just like barefoot stomped
down the street and like all I could do, all I could think
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about was just grabbing her by the scruff of her neck.
I was like, this is if I try to grab her nicely, she's gonna
attack me too. And yeah, so I grabbed her and I
had to hold her up by the scruffof her neck, which sorry, like
had to. And she's screamed and all I can
picture is like, I stomped back.I didn't even say anything.
I just grabbed the freaking cat,stomped back down the street
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holding this cat straight up while she was like.
Wait, how does this cat that's only lived indoors her entire
life no to go after a bird? You know, she's a, she's an apex
predator. She really is.
Like she could fuck something up.
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You should have just let her. I know, right?
Like let them hashtag let them. You know, every cat I've ever
had is just run away and never come back home.
Wait, but didn't you give Luna to your mom?
Was that? Honey.
Yeah, Luna. But she she was living in the
closet. Lives in the closet, but yeah.
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Gosh, that cat is so complicated.
Here's the thing about cats. I don't understand them.
I do not understand them. Dogs are so simple.
You feed them, you give them like belly rubs, you take them
outside and they're happy. Cats are so complicated.
So complicated. Well, they just, they're like
masters of consent. What does that mean?
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So like, if it doesn't want you to touch it, it scratches you.
Fair, fair. Wait, you know.
What is your love language? Because one day it's this and
another day, you know, cats are just women.
It's like you exactly. It literally is.
It's like it's going to change its mind.
So gauge the room, go in and see, like see how this cat is
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today. You know, yesterday it might
have liked you holding it today.It might fuck you up.
It might scratch your eyes out and that's OK.
That's that's consent. Let's forgive you or forget you
have a cat. You don't give a cat person
energy. I know because it wasn't my idea
to get the cat except for I freaking love her now.
No, I know the. Fuck, is that noise?
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What is it? Oh my God, I have like I'm
speaking today, like virtually and we can't have that.
Very mean. What are you speaking about?
I am speaking inside of an app, like an app for entrepreneurs.
So today I'm speaking on self belief and storytelling to
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attract success. Oh my hell imaginations, who are
you talking to? Um, like entrepreneurs?
Of what age? I think the demographic is quite
large, I think anywhere from like 25 to 50.
That's nice. Yeah, it's a big, it's a really
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big community. I'm super excited.
Did they find you or how did youfind them?
Just like some of them I've known through the years, some of
them have seen me speak like that kind of thing.
So they reached out and were like, hey, this would be sick if
you could do this for us. Like I was like, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. They're like, let's get on a
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call and tell us your rates. I'm like, OK, let's do it.
So. Hmm just goes to show don't ever
give up cause that's good. It's all good.
Everything's good, it's all. Good.
Everything's great. But yeah, so.
But cat energy. OK, so my husband is the one who
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wanted a cat. OK, He's a Kitty boy.
Like through and through. Kitty boy, straight up.
And when we we got a dog, we bought our dog out of the back
of someone's vehicle at Superstore. 800 bucks for that
fucking dog. OK, what weight is $800.00 for
that? Anyways?
So we bought him, we had him fornine months.
And then my husband was driving home like he was working up
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north and he was driving back down to Calgary and his cousin
texted him some pictures of these kittens.
And Clayton stopped in Lacombe, where we live now.
Oh, I shouldn't have said that, but whatever.
Anyway, anyway, in the town where I live, he stopped down
and he texted me and was like, can I get this cat?
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It's free. I was like, I promise you if you
get that cat, I'm never cleaningthe cat litter.
So go for it. Like I love cats but I'm never
touching the cat litter. And then he sent me pictures.
We picked up, picked her out andshe's been the best cat.
Like she's such a sweet girl except for when you fuck with
her outside. Yeah, that's fair.
People like cat people to their core give off very different
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energy and they're just different.
Especially yeah, I don't know I'm not gonna speak too much on
this cause I know a lot of cat people and I'm not hating you
know, whatever, whatever makes you happy in life.
What I will say on this though is.
You used to be a cat person though.
Let me tell you, you used to be a full blown cat person.
You would be great. I was born into a cat family and
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that life was forced on me and then I got introduced to dog
life and I'll never go back. Yeah, because it was very
surprising because you didn't like having a dog at first, but
now you obviously love her. She's.
Like your child I didn't like someone message me there other
girl we had on our podcast, she messaged me and she was like
happy Mother's Day. I can't imagine what giving
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birth to a dog would be like. I breastfed her, she was
breastfed by me. No, she got dropped into my life
and then she was fucking hell. Like literal.
I wanted to strangle that dog and throw her on the road.
She was loved her but I really did not like her.
She thought she was a bad dog, but now like, I don't think I
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could ever see myself without a dog.
And I don't know, cats are just cats are just different.
Here's what I will say about other pets though.
My husband will never have to worry about me cheating on him.
He will have to worry about me bringing home animals.
I want a donkey, I like a mini donkey.
I wanna donkey. I want 5 chickens and I I think
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I'll cap it there. So why 5 chickens?
Like why 5? I think 5:00 will be manageable.
I think 6 would be a little too much.
Yeah, you fuck. Chickens are fucked.
So we went to this. We went on this field trip for
Jackson's class and there were chickens and they were bullying
each other like they pick each other's hair out.
No, they're probably not happy. Ohhhhh you get happy.
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Chickens are like the sweetest things ever.
They're like little, I don't know, they follow you around you
little box. Oh my God, they're they're so
cute. Chicken coops are another story,
but. Yeah, yeah, like this whole back
was. Plucked.
No, no, no, that's not a happy. Oh, that's so sad.
Yeah, I spent some time on a chicken farm.
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There are the sweetest little things, and I just think like
little kids should be around chickens.
I don't know why. I think it's just so cute.
I think it is cute too, yeah. You think I'm fucking cute, is
that? Clayton told me that you can put
a chicken to sleep by putting its head under its armpit.
I don't know about that. He said you can't.
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He's like, if you want to make it pass out, you just put its
head under its arm. I'm like, why would you know
that? Putting out this theory.
You're gonna test it out. No, I said.
I will not. OK, good.
Yeah, I don't think that's very nice, but I feel like maybe they
have to do it. Sometimes they have to put the
ticket into sleep. No, and like the chickens, all
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the all the chickens will go to sleep together at night.
Like they'll all go in the little hen house together.
It's it's like girlhood at it's finest, honestly.
I know and they are. They're girls.
It's like a cute. Of course they're, of course
they're girls. Of course they're girls, I'm man
would never go to bed at the other male.
A man, a man animal, would neverdo that.
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Speaking of men, our favorite topics to talk about is ways to
piss them off. And I was just, you know,
feeding my addiction, scrolling online.
And there was two things. It was like two ways to piss off
men. One was go up to them and say,
you know, I've been thinking about your posture lately, you
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would think. Yeah.
And then just walk away. And then just walk away.
And then the other one was. I like your Pixie cut.
I like your Pixie cut. You.
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I'm so saying that to Clayton. Do it.
He'll be like, what is that? What's a Pixie cut that's so
funny? Speaking of.
What? Go ahead.
I think lately is in the other room, but he came home for
lunch. I don't know if you can hear
this, but if he can't, he's getting a haircut tomorrow.
I'll test it out on him. Yeah, do it like your Pixie cut.
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You should film it. Please spell it.
OK, well. Speaking of infant birds, you
know what I've never seen? Keen One.
I've never seen a baby seagull. Where are they and where do they
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roost? Like where do they nest?
Have you seen a seagull nest? No.
Full grown seagulls. Right.
Where are the babies? Are they ground nesters or what?
I have no fucking clue. This isn't good.
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You know, because birds are just, they're like, what's that
theory about birds? That they're not real.
They're not real, they're mini spies.
Yeah, they're just spies. So there's no such thing as baby
seagulls. I think you just proved that
point. Yeah, like 100%, yeah.
So that's fair, you know. To discount the code, Yeah, the
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I think we talked about this before you have birds aren't
real. There's a whole like conspiracy
theory that people think they'reliterally fake, and there's
people who think that the Earth is also flat so.
Oh my God, I watched this lady and she was like why would I
give a shit if the earth is flat?
I don't care either way. I'm on it, I'm paying bills, I'm
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struggling. Why the fuck do I give a shit
what shape it is? So I know, right?
But also like I also it seems important, it seems important to
know these types of things, likewhat is this place that I'm
living on? Well, I'll die on this hill.
I don't need to know anything more.
I've I'm. Aware enough?
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I know enough, I'm hyper aware actually and it's ruining my
life so. Yeah, I know it is also ruining
my life because I have more to spiral about the more I know.
But I will say that I need to keep knowing.
I have to know everything. Actually I have two hyper fixate
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on a topic a thoroughly investigate and then and then
get sick of it and then move on from it.
But then when somebody brings itup, I know everything about it
so. It's true.
That's not real energy. As I follow this girl and her I
don't don't know her, never met her.
Her and her boyfriend broke up. It's a hot mess.
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I've been following it very closely.
Hmm. I wanna know everything about
it. Never met her a day in my life.
And that's girlhood. No, I agree.
You got something else? I mean, yeah, I got some things
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we could talk about if you want.Yeah, that's good.
I'll do the pop culture minute in a minute.
OK, I want to talk about sex toys.
OK, let's do it. They got brought up over the
weekend and I would just, I wanna get your thoughts on them,
OK? They have been introduced in
your 15 year marriage. Kind of like not a ton.
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Here's the thing. OK I know I give off like ho to
housewife vibes but let me just.See.
Maybe not, I thought I did. Let me just say that I have been
like super shy about that stuff until like pretty recently.
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OK, Yeah. I don't know, I guess like I had
like not to get deep, but I havelike some like shame around sex
like that I've been working through over the last like five
years, just like as a kid, it was just introduced to me too
soon, like too young. So it I'd never like
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subconsciously associated it with something that was like
good. I associated it with something
that was like embarrassing and shameful.
Not that I lost my virginity tooyoung.
I like I was 16, but like just Iwas around it a lot as a kid in
like inappropriate situations and it like, I think that it
carried a lot. I carried a lot of shame and now
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I'm like over it mostly. But like, it's, I'm like, I know
my 30s are going to be a lot more explorative, exploitative,
whatever that word is. I don't know.
Yeah. But yeah, anyways, a little bit
about me, OK? Now we got the guy brought up
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like really briefly. I don't even know how we did but
and they said I figure how they worded it but it was like
they're your friend not your enemy or something.
And I agree, I think if I ever brought out a sex toy or like
even brought the topic up and the guy was like fuck that Dick
Eric. Yeah, because why are you?
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Why are are they jealous of it? Why is there?
Where is their resistance and why?
Right. Yeah.
Like if you got addicted to sex toys and like couldn't get off
without it, maybe that's an issue.
I definitely think there's a fine line between like having
fun with them and then relying on them.
I think if you're relying on them, you should.
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Maybe you don't like your partner.
Need. Yeah, maybe older.
Partner just just has two addictions of phone and sex
toys. There's ones with apps like The
Best of Both Worlds. There is one.
There is. There is one with apps.
Have you tried it? No, I have not.
I do want to though. Yeah, because you guys live far
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apart. Yeah, there is ones like
specifically made for long distance which would be pretty
fun I. Think yeah, yeah.
So anyways. We get people to weigh in
because I'm actually like I don't know where are they?
Are they chuggy or sex toys chuggy?
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Here's also here's also my problem with sex toys.
I am not. I'm so tight that like mine are
never charged. Yeah, like I haven't even used
one enough to have to charge it,so I don't know.
Yeah, mine. I'm like not type A enough to
even know where my charger is. That's my problem.
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Yeah, I don't know. You want to get the six way out?
It's dead. So yeah, you're like, OK, I
guess we're doing this the old fashioned way.
Wireless in the fucking 50s. Yeah, thank God I didn't shave
my Bush. Really embody this 70s style.
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Yeah. OK, well, that's cool.
I don't know much about sex toys, but I'll, I'll keep you
guys posted. I'll let you guys know.
Let us know. I'm like, again, like, I've
always been kind of shy. So.
But I've been telling Clayton weshould go to a sex store but I'm
so nervous. Like.
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I don't know, there's big huge ass dildos on the wall like.
That's true, yeah. Some of them are very
intimidated. Some of them are like fists
like. Yeah, like one time we went into
a sex store and there was like ahuge Dick.
Like it was, it was like the size of a person, like a mini
person. I was like, that is as big as my
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torso. Yeah, that's not actually going
up someone's vagina. Just put it out.
I also think there's a lot like online, so if you're nervous to
go in a store, if you just dip your toe in by going online.
Just my kid opens it. Fuck, this opens my mail.
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No, actually gets delivered to the.
House. Yeah, well, I guess I could get
it delivered to the shop. That's true, yeah.
That's where I get all like my PR now because I'm like, no, I
don't really want to be stalked anymore.
That's very, Yeah, Just deliver it to the shop and don't tell
Clayton. And then just tell me.
Open it. He'll be like, can you come
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here? That's funny.
Yeah. So anyway, sex toys.
Cool. OK, let's have our pop culture
minutes. Pop culture moments this week
worth snacking on. OK.
So have you been following the Diddy trial?
No. OK, it's.
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Hard. There's been new developments
though. There's a lot I have like just a
couple points, but one of the points that came up I think it
was yesterday is that he apparently has pills or had
pills. This is coming from his
assistant, his his ex assistant.So Diddy's ex assistant.
He apparently had pills that hadObama's face on them.
(31:31):
Like why? Drugs.
I guess so, yeah. He had like an assortment of
pills that he always had with him.
Like he had ones for sperm count.
He had ecstasy. He had, like other things,
vitamins, I guess. I don't know, Just like some
were drugs, some were things to help with his sperm.
I don't really know. But there was specifically ones
(31:52):
that had Obama's face on them. Like this just keeps getting
weirder and weirder. Being detained?
Where is he? Out in the world.
He, oh, he's on trial now. He's on trial for eight weeks
right now. So he's.
You get to go home or is he being?
No, Oh, no, no, no. He's been in jail for a while.
So I had to stop was like this is fucked.
(32:13):
It's it's really fucked up. I really hope because it's an 8
week trial, there's a bunch of people testifying.
So obviously people, if you guys, the snackers, if you guys
want to weigh in on this too andlike, if you want to chat about
it and like send us tips and stuff, not tips, but send us
things that are going on. Please do.
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But so she so Cassie, you know, like the Cassie stuff, right?
With him, like, you know, you don't.
OK, so you never saw that video of him beating her up in the
hallway, right? Then.
Oht my God, Amber what? Literally tried to like not pay
any attention to it cause it's just like I cannot.
(32:55):
Yeah, it's really bad. So anyways, like we all know
that he's been arrested for likeracketeering, you know,
prostitution, like all this shit.
Like there's a lot there. He's got a lot of charges.
And there's so much evidence to say that he's done all these bad
things and like the freak offs, right?
You know, about the freak offs and all of that, right.
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OK, so and then he was, I don't know if he was ever married to
Cassie. I'm not 100% sure, but he dated
her for quite a long time and like she like he was her abuser.
So there's video footage of themin a hotel.
He's in a towel and he's she's trying to get away and it's in a
in it's in a hallway and he's beating her up.
(33:38):
Like we've all seen this video. It's very disturbing.
Um, and so that's a piece of evidence that they like, it's
very clear that he's abused her.So she testified and she's
heavily pregnant with somebody else's baby right now.
OK. And he's got kids with this
other chick, Kim something. So he's got a bunch of kids,
like he's got a 2 year old, likehe's gross.
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And his two oldest daughters, who are like 1718 years old,
have been sitting in this trial hearing all of this stuff.
It's, it's just, he's very twisted.
Like you should not have your teenage daughters there because
there's. A choice to be there or not.
They can have a choice, yeah. Yeah, they're choosing to their.
(34:24):
I guess, right, because he wantssupport like he's pleading not
guilty, right? So he's saying then that this
stuff is true and then it was consensual.
But they would drug up Cassie sobad and like, they would, he
would have people, like, ejaculate all over her and like,
yeah. And then there was somebody who
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testified who was a male escort or like a male.
I don't know, it might he might have been a prostitute.
I'm not 100% sure, but definitely in the sex working
community that Diddy had hired to have sex with Cassie while he
jacked off in the corner. What a twisted man.
Yeah, for sure. And like, I don't want to get
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too much into the details. You guys can definitely go and
look it up. It's really very, very fucking
twisted. But I'm definitely following
this trial. Like, I just feel for the
victims. Like what is that?
Did you hear that again? Yeah, that's trickling down.
It's the ghosts. The ghosts of giddy past.
(35:29):
Wait, what was my thought? Um, OHK, OK, my last little
thing on this is you guys have to go and follow 50 Cent, OK,
Because we all know that 50 and like M&M, Dre, Snoop, all of
them, they have, they have all been like they've all known
(35:52):
about Diddy and they have all publicly said like did he is a
piece of shit, right? And here's the thing people,
people shit on Eminem because he's misogynistic and all this
stuff. Yes, he has misogynistic sounds
songs, but he is not ever drugging women and having these
weird freak off parties where the women are all drugged and
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they're getting had like people having sex with them without
their will, without their consent and rubbing baby oil all
over the place, like just fucking weird shit.
So anyways $0.50 page he is trolling this and trolling Diddy
so hard you guys you need to go and like look at this page.
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It made me love 50 so much even.More.
OK, I'll take a look. I have a lighter pop culture
moment, which, if you haven't heard, I feel you're gonna be
very excited about. OK.
RIP and Beth Dutton got their own spin off.
Yay, I heard rumors about it. Yeah, it's gonna be called the
(36:57):
Dutton Ranch. There's no other details about
like when or where, but people are saying it's gonna be really
soon. Yeah.
So good. Oh my God, I can't wait.
I know that's going to be, that's going to be so freaking
good. I'm going to watch the hell out
of that. Me too, Beth and RIP.
They're just messing. So good, I love them so much
(37:17):
they. Are.
I have another lighter one. OK, um, Sammy, sweetheart is
expecting a baby. Yay, who's?
Someone that like we grew up watching and was just like, Oh
my God, this poor girl, like what is going on with you?
So to see her happy like which you'll ever meet.
I know, yeah, I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet.
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And she's having a baby. OHP, that's good.
I'm so glad. Good for them.
I have one more that is not as light, but I know that a lot of
people have like some people don't like Taylor Swift.
Personally, I I do like her. I think she's a good person.
But this, you know, this whole bow Baldoni and like Blake, yes,
(38:04):
OK, so there I think it. I think they're in trial right
now. I don't know.
They're dealing with all their shit.
They're trying to settle this whole thing.
Blake threatened Taylor Swift topublicly support her or she
would leak a bunch of like personal texts between Taylor
and Blake. So she was.
She's blackmailing Taylor Swift,basically.
(38:27):
What the fuck? Like why?
Because Blake is like, she's going down her just bringing
everyone down with her. She's a I think she's actually a
bad person, unfortunately. Which is a shame because I love
Ryan Reynolds and I used to really love her.
And and that's the thing. Like, do we still love Ryan
Reynolds? Too early to tell.
(38:48):
I know it is too early to tell because here's the thing, when
this whole this whole thing started, I really wanted to be
on Blake side because women are often unheard in these
situations, right? And lots of they don't get
believed, right? You know, they, they're,
they're, can they get, I can't speak today, guys.
(39:10):
They get what's the word I'm looking for?
Accused of lying about situations like this.
But the more that it comes out, I just kind of feel like Blake
and Baldoni, I feel like they had too deep of a connection
during the movie. Like I feel like they both threw
themselves into it because she was texting him at 3:00 in the
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morning, right? Yeah.
There's proof of it. It's so hard to believe really
anything because everything these days we talked about this
last episode can be like so fabricated.
So it's like who? I think that I actually think
that both of them are a tad bit guilty of crossing some lines.
I think why both of them are going as hard as they are, like
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both of their legal teams. I think, yeah, there was lines
crossed on both ends. I think like you said, they,
they both threw themselves a little too hard into it and now
they're just, yeah, it's, it's messy.
It is messy. And I think that, you know, I
don't know whether he crossed lines or she crossed lines or
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whatever. I just think that it could have
been settled without all the legal drama.
I feel like it's actually something that should have been
dealt with between them and likeinside their marriage and stuff,
you know what I mean? Because like if she did
something or, or overstepped or whatever, or he overstepped and
like was too much, I feel like, I'm sorry, but I feel like she
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kind of had a hand in it. I don't think he, I don't know,
I think he followed your lead a little bit.
Yeah. Unfortunately, which is I don't
like, I'm I'm not not to defend a man by any means.
I don't know what we do up in here.
Yeah, because if you guys know, if you guys been listening for a
while, we've talked about how wewere on Blake side, but now I'm
(40:59):
like, I don't know. I don't know either.
I just don't know. Side note, have you watched the
new episode of Summer House yet?You probably haven't cause yes
oht you did. Yeah, the one on Wednesday last
week. The week behind, yeah.
Hmm. Ohhhhh My God, Solomon.
(41:19):
And he, he's always lying. He's a liar.
I hate the way he makes her, first of all.
I hate the way that he just laughs at her when she's
bringing anything up and just the stupid face like he's
guilty. I do really love W now though.
Like we see homie. He's the best.
He seems like somebody who wouldbe fit in in our friend group.
(41:42):
Yeah, he got a lot of hate last season, and I think he's
redeemed himself. Yeah, it was an episode.
It was and like Jesse bringing Sierra, like mending fences with
Sierra and then doing the same thing again, you it has nothing
to do with Sierra. It has nothing to do with it.
(42:04):
Like he just doesn't know how tobe honest.
In the beginning, like it reallyhad nothing different this year
from the beginning. If Jesse was honest and upfront
with Lexi, Lexi would have neverquestioned anything with any
other girl in the house or in general.
Nothing to do with Sierra. It would have been any other.
This, this is this. I will say that this has been
like the most I've liked this season.
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However, I think that it's time for like the OG Summer House
cast to be done. Yes.
So they said that there is actually a really big
announcement happening at the reunion.
Ohk I'm excited. We are thinking that either
Amanda is pregnant. I don't think she is because she
was just on her stories drinkingor yeah.
They're like they think that it's gonna be like the OG cast
(42:49):
is retiring and like West. Yeah, West and Jesse and maybe
some Lexi. Yeah, I do.
I agree. Like you can just tell the OG
cast they're done. Like, there's not like, you know
that they're done when Kyle and Amanda aren't even fighting
anymore. Yeah, I, I will say this is the
first year that I felt like Kylehas.
(43:10):
I don't mind him this year. Like he's still a man baby, but
he's he's just kind of redeeminghimself.
I also think too like the Kyle and Amanda story dragged out for
as many years as they could have.
Like I did not want to watch another season of them fighting.
Like no we got it he's a fuckingchild.
Amanda puts up with your shit. I don't want to see it anymore.
Agreed 100% agreed. No, I, I think, I think it would
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be fun to see like, like them almost like Kardashians style of
following their lives a little bit like they do, you know, like
they could still do summer, right?
Like you could follow page around and like see what she's
up to right. With giggly squad with like
they're, if they go on a tour again, like follow them around.
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I want to see the inner workings.
I wanna see her putting togetheroutfits and, you know, going to
the things that she's going to like I wanna see all of that.
I don't, she does not want, noneof them want to go to the club
and have these parties that theymake them have and they're done
at like 10:00. None of them are praying.
I get it. Like I you've been doing it for
(44:16):
like Lindsay, Karl and Kyle beendoing it for 11.
Years. Yeah, that's crazy.
I think Kyle could happily do ituntil he dies.
He loves it. But it's just like the stories
played out with them unfortunately.
And it works because I love them.
But. I know, yeah, I know.
I don't know. I like, I really do like Summer
House, but I it it's done. I'm done with it.
(44:37):
I want to see, like, I want to see my favorites in a show that
is the rest of their lives. Yeah.
You know, like, maybe they have.Maybe they get together and do
like, dinners and stuff here andthere and like, whatever.
But yeah, no, I like the Kardashian style.
I think that was my all my pop culture moments.
(44:59):
Yeah, same. Alright, well, let's wrap it up
here then. Today, you guys, thank you so
much for snacking with us. We will catch you next week on
another episode of Girl Dinner. We are also on a podcast in a
couple weeks, the dates with Daddy, so go check them out.
I'm excited to be on that podcast.
I think it's going to be a lot of fun.
Yeah. And yeah, we will see you guys
(45:21):
next time. Bye.
Bye.
Hey snackers, welcome back to another episode of Girl Dinner,
where your milkshake has actually brought anxiety to the
yard instead of boys. That's OK, I'll take anxiety
over boys. You know, just fuck them.
Just in committed relationships.Fuck man.
You're sorry in advance for the audio because.
(00:38):
Numbers in Tennessee right now and she does not have her mic.
I don't have anything. He has nothing.
She's naked, she forgot her clothes, everything.
Yeah, everything is gone and it is hot here.
OHP, this fan turned off. That's OK, it's fine.
You can go turn it back on if you need to.
(00:58):
No, I think it'll be a little bit loud.
OK. OK.
So your intent to see tell us about why you're there and like
how you got to this place? How you're OK, But so I was at
that last week, I said I might not make it to this week's
episode. We freaking made it.
(01:19):
We made it. We made it.
We thrived through it. I wouldn't say thrived.
I threw a couple of temper tantrums.
Well, let's hear about it. I was wondering.
It was so hot, it was like 30. It was like 30 something 35° but
plus 90% humidity and I'm a winter breed so I didn't do
(01:42):
well. Yeah, she doesn't thrive in the
heat. No, but I feel like by day 2 I
told them I was from Florida. They're like, no, you're fucking
not. But other than the heat, so
around like 7:00 PM, it got bearable, thank God.
So the middle of the night. Middle of the night and of the
(02:03):
first day. We got there right when the
gates open and that was a big mistake.
Don't do. That Oh my God, why you guys?
Were excited. So excited I didn't get here
before everybody. We need to be first at the
gates. What else can I say about it?
It was a lot of fun. I I personally, the guy will
(02:26):
probably speak differently, but I personally think I did better
than I thought it was gonna do. Well, that's fair.
So what were your temper tantrums about?
You just were hot. What, so freaking hot?
Like one of the stages, it's just the sun is directly at your
face the entire time. And I thought I was gonna die.
Like I actually thought this is I'm going to pass.
(02:46):
This is the end. This is it.
What else can I say about it? I think we were really prepared
for going to a festival in our 30s.
Like we brought Band-aids, ibuprofen, Tums.
And yes. Like I VE you like would I be
saved are freaking lives. Like what IV is the Teds?
They should sponsor us. They should sponsors.
(03:09):
I'm actually drinking it in thisright now.
Hmm, I had a last time I had a few drinks which was like a
couple months ago I had I think I had five drinks which is too
much for me, too much. But the next morning I drank a
liquid IV, a stool 1 from my friend.
I was like this is fucking mine and it made me feel so much
better. Yeah, and I was looking up tips
(03:32):
on how to like stay hydrated cause I was actually worried
that I was going to pass out. Hmm.
Oh my God. The pre like it's all about the
pregame of the liquid. Yeah, they have before.
Get hydrated. So how many days was the
festival like how many days wereyou guys are?
Being 4. Did you go every day?
The way everyday. The whole time, every time.
(03:55):
No. No, God, no.
OK. That we just made that mistake
on the Thursday, but the Saturday, Friday, Saturday,
Sunday, we did not go all day. And then they allowed reentry.
So me and Lee left, had a nap, had some food, went back.
But it was a lot of fun. It was.
I'm really glad that I went. I was slightly concerned that I
(04:15):
was actually going to die, but we survived.
That's good because I don't knowif I could survive a festival,
especially for four days. I could do like half of a day.
One time I think, yeah, if I ever do it again, it'll be like
one day. One day, yeah, for sure, but I'm
glad. Who is your favorite band?
Oh my God, there was so many, you know, who was actually like
(04:36):
shockingly good Three Days Grace.
I've seen Three Days Grace, theyare very good.
Yeah. So good.
The other bands, like, I don't think really many other people
would know they're not as big, but Three Days Grace was
amazing. Green Day was like, he looks and
sounds the exact same. Oh, cool.
And some bands that I think should hang it up.
(04:56):
Corn. Corn needs to hang it up.
It should talk Latin. That corn needs to hang it up.
They're done. Well, they're.
Funny. Well, that's good.
I'm glad. And now, when are you leaving
Tennessee? Tomorrow.
No one leaving on Friday. Ohhh, you've got a long time
there. Now for the.
(05:16):
Week. Fuck was that?
Yeah. Something beeped.
Nothing is allowed to beep in here today.
OK, here is a pen. I am brushing my hair with two
pens. Yes, sometimes you just look at
yourself and you're like, wow, orphan Raggedy Ann.
(05:38):
Now we'll just brush her hair with two pens.
It's totally. Fine.
No, you're just living on your orphaned dreams.
I always wanted to be an orphan that I've been so much fun.
Anyway, how was your weekend? Good.
OK so we need to talk about something.
I crashed the fuck out over the weekend OK?
And it it had been common alright, but I have been denying
(05:59):
it because I didn't want to do such a thing.
And we're not reflecting these days.
Yeah, we're not reflecting, we're avoiding.
So anyways, but I've been feeling like this bit of burnout
and then I ran out of magnesium,so it wasn't sleeping very good.
So anyways, I bought magnesium last week again, like I
restocked up. Get the Suku vitamin ones, the
(06:22):
gummy ones. So they're the best.
They're just the best. So anyways, I had a good sleep
on Thursday after I went to my son's field trip.
And then seriously was so fucking tired the next day.
Like it was like my body was like, oh, this is rest.
Should we should try this again?Yeah.
So then I just like couldn't do anything other than like crawl
(06:46):
to my bed, crawl to the kitchen.Like I, I couldn't, I couldn't
do anything. It was wild.
Like my whole body was like, you're shutting down right now,
like power down. So then I had this book that I
had, I ordered it last summer just on a whim.
Never even read about it or anything.
Like someone recommended it. I was like, OK, cool, add to
(07:07):
cart. We're good.
We'll read this. And then so I opened that book
up and it was like the cutest summer romance.
Highly recommend if you love like a Beachy read, if you're
somebody who just like loves a love story and it's just like
light hearted. And so I just loved it so much.
So I read that in three days over the weekend and did
(07:27):
nothing. I didn't post, I didn't work,
even though I literally should have.
You should have, but I couldn't.Like even when I would sit down
on my laptop, my brain just couldn't function.
So. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, so I just like I allowed the underworld to take.
Me. When I took magnesium, I didn't
(07:50):
do any makeup at all in the weekend.
Um, like we had a fire at my friend's house and I just like
chilled, read my whole book, slept like it was just so good.
And it just reminded me to you need time off your phone.
Yeah, if we're addicted. Oh 100% I am addicted to my
phone. Same, and I hated to admit that
to myself the other day. I was like, Oh no. 1st is the
(08:12):
first step is admitting. Admitting you have a problem
chronically online. I know, me too, but fuck, what's
your job? What's a girl to do?
What is I'm just a girl. I can't do everything.
I can't not be addicted to my phone and be thought honey,
funny, hot, pretty, like all those things.
(08:32):
Yeah, it's and loyal like yeah. Creative.
So many things I have to carry on my back.
Let me be addicted. Let me have addictions to my.
Phone I'm an addict. Hi, I am Sam and I am an addict.
So anyways, we're working through that and I don't really
want to not be an addict to my phone, so we need to really
(08:55):
dissect that because I was like,wow, you could just lay here and
scroll. Oh I know.
The problem is is like, what else are we gonna do?
That's it. It's like, but when I need to
disassociate from anything else that's going on my head, what do
you expect me to do? OK wait I've seen this thing I
(09:16):
laughed so hard I might try to recreate it cause later she's
like once I'm done on medium screen I will give myself a
break and look on mini screen and when something's mini screen
I will treat myself to big screen.
Screen, yes and sometimes you can have all three circulating
yes, we've got we've got laptop,we've got phone, we've got TV
(09:37):
like. It's too much gonna go wrong
with that combo. I know.
So anyways, I was, I was like no, I can't do this because if I
get a minute, cause I also don'treally want my kids to see me on
my phone too much. Yeah, and so far they haven't
drawn me with my phone in my hand, so.
(09:58):
But they have what? They have, if they draw me, if
they draw me with their my phonein there in like in their head,
in my head, I'm actually going to jump off a fucking bridge.
I would jump out the fucking window.
Yeah, like I'm leaving this planet right now, but like yeah
no, I cause I try not to. But The thing is too is like my
job is on my phone. So I try sometimes to like edit
(10:21):
videos and stuff on my laptop instead, but it's way harder.
I like doing it on my phone. Just give us a break, OK?
Just just let me be an addict. If anyone tries to give me an
intervention, I'll fucking lose it.
Fucking. Trip.
How much trip? Things you could be addicted to.
(10:41):
So there's that, yeah. So.
Out of the darkness, sometimes you just have to let it let it
wipe over you and just understand that this too shall
pass. This too short?
Yes, exactly. So something happened last week
(11:02):
that I really wanna just like message my neighbor and be like
can I see your doorbell camera please?
OK so last week my daughter was teething all week.
And if if you know, you know, ifyou don't lucky you.
OK, so it's really it's very bad.
(11:24):
OK, so I was like frazzles pregled, frazzled all week last
week. Couldn't get anything done.
My house is man, like all the things overwhelmed, just
crashing out. OK, so this is the beginning of
the crash out. So Friday my cat gets out.
OK, She's not an outside cat, right?
She needs to stay in where she'strapped in our house prison
(11:44):
instead. Don't go out there to the bad.
World. We call that domesticated.
Yeah, we call that kidnapped anyways.
So like, imagine just being ripped from your mom's tit and
you're kidnapped in someone else's house.
No, I always say like the best life as a pet in a good home.
Like if I have to come back is something I'm coming back as a
(12:05):
pet in a good home. Ohhhhh that's nice.
Yeah like actually for real. Like my cat just screams and
gets whatever she wants. 1 came.What more do you want?
Like I wanna scream and get whatI want.
I honestly I kind of do do that.Point across.
Yeah, exactly. So ANYWAYS, she escaped and then
(12:26):
my friends son and Jackson were trying to catch her outside like
they and they were chasing her down the street.
So my friend came out of her house, goes for the cat.
She's like, you guys are scaringher.
Goes to go get her. And Molly was gonna go bounce
pounce on a bird, but my friend scooped her up before she could
and she got pissed. So she I seen this all go down.
(12:47):
So I'm coming out of the house now and my cat starts attacking
my friend. So I'm barefoot.
Like I haven't washed my face. It's noon.
I haven't brushed my teeth. It's noon.
I'm like in these like raggedy ass shorts, hair on top of my
head, big ass hoodie. And I just like barefoot stomped
down the street and like all I could do, all I could think
(13:08):
about was just grabbing her by the scruff of her neck.
I was like, this is if I try to grab her nicely, she's gonna
attack me too. And yeah, so I grabbed her and I
had to hold her up by the scruffof her neck, which sorry, like
had to. And she's screamed and all I can
picture is like, I stomped back.I didn't even say anything.
I just grabbed the freaking cat,stomped back down the street
(13:30):
holding this cat straight up while she was like.
Wait, how does this cat that's only lived indoors her entire
life no to go after a bird? You know, she's a, she's an apex
predator. She really is.
Like she could fuck something up.
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You should have just let her. I know, right?
Like let them hashtag let them. You know, every cat I've ever
had is just run away and never come back home.
Wait, but didn't you give Luna to your mom?
Was that? Honey.
Yeah, Luna. But she she was living in the
closet. Lives in the closet, but yeah.
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Gosh, that cat is so complicated.
Here's the thing about cats. I don't understand them.
I do not understand them. Dogs are so simple.
You feed them, you give them like belly rubs, you take them
outside and they're happy. Cats are so complicated.
So complicated. Well, they just, they're like
masters of consent. What does that mean?
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So like, if it doesn't want you to touch it, it scratches you.
Fair, fair. Wait, you know.
What is your love language? Because one day it's this and
another day, you know, cats are just women.
It's like you exactly. It literally is.
It's like it's going to change its mind.
So gauge the room, go in and see, like see how this cat is
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today. You know, yesterday it might
have liked you holding it today.It might fuck you up.
It might scratch your eyes out and that's OK.
That's that's consent. Let's forgive you or forget you
have a cat. You don't give a cat person
energy. I know because it wasn't my idea
to get the cat except for I freaking love her now.
No, I know the. Fuck, is that noise?
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What is it? Oh my God, I have like I'm
speaking today, like virtually and we can't have that.
Very mean. What are you speaking about?
I am speaking inside of an app, like an app for entrepreneurs.
So today I'm speaking on self belief and storytelling to
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attract success. Oh my hell imaginations, who are
you talking to? Um, like entrepreneurs?
Of what age? I think the demographic is quite
large, I think anywhere from like 25 to 50.
That's nice. Yeah, it's a big, it's a really
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big community. I'm super excited.
Did they find you or how did youfind them?
Just like some of them I've known through the years, some of
them have seen me speak like that kind of thing.
So they reached out and were like, hey, this would be sick if
you could do this for us. Like I was like, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. They're like, let's get on a
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call and tell us your rates. I'm like, OK, let's do it.
So. Hmm just goes to show don't ever
give up cause that's good. It's all good.
Everything's good, it's all. Good.
Everything's great. But yeah, so.
But cat energy. OK, so my husband is the one who
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wanted a cat. OK, He's a Kitty boy.
Like through and through. Kitty boy, straight up.
And when we we got a dog, we bought our dog out of the back
of someone's vehicle at Superstore. 800 bucks for that
fucking dog. OK, what weight is $800.00 for
that? Anyways?
So we bought him, we had him fornine months.
And then my husband was driving home like he was working up
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north and he was driving back down to Calgary and his cousin
texted him some pictures of these kittens.
And Clayton stopped in Lacombe, where we live now.
Oh, I shouldn't have said that, but whatever.
Anyway, anyway, in the town where I live, he stopped down
and he texted me and was like, can I get this cat?
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It's free. I was like, I promise you if you
get that cat, I'm never cleaningthe cat litter.
So go for it. Like I love cats but I'm never
touching the cat litter. And then he sent me pictures.
We picked up, picked her out andshe's been the best cat.
Like she's such a sweet girl except for when you fuck with
her outside. Yeah, that's fair.
People like cat people to their core give off very different
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energy and they're just different.
Especially yeah, I don't know I'm not gonna speak too much on
this cause I know a lot of cat people and I'm not hating you
know, whatever, whatever makes you happy in life.
What I will say on this though is.
You used to be a cat person though.
Let me tell you, you used to be a full blown cat person.
You would be great. I was born into a cat family and
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that life was forced on me and then I got introduced to dog
life and I'll never go back. Yeah, because it was very
surprising because you didn't like having a dog at first, but
now you obviously love her. She's.
Like your child I didn't like someone message me there other
girl we had on our podcast, she messaged me and she was like
happy Mother's Day. I can't imagine what giving
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birth to a dog would be like. I breastfed her, she was
breastfed by me. No, she got dropped into my life
and then she was fucking hell. Like literal.
I wanted to strangle that dog and throw her on the road.
She was loved her but I really did not like her.
She thought she was a bad dog, but now like, I don't think I
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could ever see myself without a dog.
And I don't know, cats are just cats are just different.
Here's what I will say about other pets though.
My husband will never have to worry about me cheating on him.
He will have to worry about me bringing home animals.
I want a donkey, I like a mini donkey.
I wanna donkey. I want 5 chickens and I I think
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I'll cap it there. So why 5 chickens?
Like why 5? I think 5:00 will be manageable.
I think 6 would be a little too much.
Yeah, you fuck. Chickens are fucked.
So we went to this. We went on this field trip for
Jackson's class and there were chickens and they were bullying
each other like they pick each other's hair out.
No, they're probably not happy. Ohhhhh you get happy.
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Chickens are like the sweetest things ever.
They're like little, I don't know, they follow you around you
little box. Oh my God, they're they're so
cute. Chicken coops are another story,
but. Yeah, yeah, like this whole back
was. Plucked.
No, no, no, that's not a happy. Oh, that's so sad.
Yeah, I spent some time on a chicken farm.
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There are the sweetest little things, and I just think like
little kids should be around chickens.
I don't know why. I think it's just so cute.
I think it is cute too, yeah. You think I'm fucking cute, is
that? Clayton told me that you can put
a chicken to sleep by putting its head under its armpit.
I don't know about that. He said you can't.
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He's like, if you want to make it pass out, you just put its
head under its arm. I'm like, why would you know
that? Putting out this theory.
You're gonna test it out. No, I said.
I will not. OK, good.
Yeah, I don't think that's very nice, but I feel like maybe they
have to do it. Sometimes they have to put the
ticket into sleep. No, and like the chickens, all
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the all the chickens will go to sleep together at night.
Like they'll all go in the little hen house together.
It's it's like girlhood at it's finest, honestly.
I know and they are. They're girls.
It's like a cute. Of course they're, of course
they're girls. Of course they're girls, I'm man
would never go to bed at the other male.
A man, a man animal, would neverdo that.
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Speaking of men, our favorite topics to talk about is ways to
piss them off. And I was just, you know,
feeding my addiction, scrolling online.
And there was two things. It was like two ways to piss off
men. One was go up to them and say,
you know, I've been thinking about your posture lately, you
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would think. Yeah.
And then just walk away. And then just walk away.
And then the other one was. I like your Pixie cut.
I like your Pixie cut. You.
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I'm so saying that to Clayton. Do it.
He'll be like, what is that? What's a Pixie cut that's so
funny? Speaking of.
What? Go ahead.
I think lately is in the other room, but he came home for
lunch. I don't know if you can hear
this, but if he can't, he's getting a haircut tomorrow.
I'll test it out on him. Yeah, do it like your Pixie cut.
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You should film it. Please spell it.
OK, well. Speaking of infant birds, you
know what I've never seen? Keen One.
I've never seen a baby seagull. Where are they and where do they
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roost? Like where do they nest?
Have you seen a seagull nest? No.
Full grown seagulls. Right.
Where are the babies? Are they ground nesters or what?
I have no fucking clue. This isn't good.
(23:09):
You know, because birds are just, they're like, what's that
theory about birds? That they're not real.
They're not real, they're mini spies.
Yeah, they're just spies. So there's no such thing as baby
seagulls. I think you just proved that
point. Yeah, like 100%, yeah.
So that's fair, you know. To discount the code, Yeah, the
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I think we talked about this before you have birds aren't
real. There's a whole like conspiracy
theory that people think they'reliterally fake, and there's
people who think that the Earth is also flat so.
Oh my God, I watched this lady and she was like why would I
give a shit if the earth is flat?
I don't care either way. I'm on it, I'm paying bills, I'm
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struggling. Why the fuck do I give a shit
what shape it is? So I know, right?
But also like I also it seems important, it seems important to
know these types of things, likewhat is this place that I'm
living on? Well, I'll die on this hill.
I don't need to know anything more.
I've I'm. Aware enough?
(24:14):
I know enough, I'm hyper aware actually and it's ruining my
life so. Yeah, I know it is also ruining
my life because I have more to spiral about the more I know.
But I will say that I need to keep knowing.
I have to know everything. Actually I have two hyper fixate
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on a topic a thoroughly investigate and then and then
get sick of it and then move on from it.
But then when somebody brings itup, I know everything about it
so. It's true.
That's not real energy. As I follow this girl and her I
don't don't know her, never met her.
Her and her boyfriend broke up. It's a hot mess.
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I've been following it very closely.
Hmm. I wanna know everything about
it. Never met her a day in my life.
And that's girlhood. No, I agree.
You got something else? I mean, yeah, I got some things
(25:20):
we could talk about if you want.Yeah, that's good.
I'll do the pop culture minute in a minute.
OK, I want to talk about sex toys.
OK, let's do it. They got brought up over the
weekend and I would just, I wanna get your thoughts on them,
OK? They have been introduced in
your 15 year marriage. Kind of like not a ton.
(25:47):
Here's the thing. OK I know I give off like ho to
housewife vibes but let me just.See.
Maybe not, I thought I did. Let me just say that I have been
like super shy about that stuff until like pretty recently.
(26:07):
OK, Yeah. I don't know, I guess like I had
like not to get deep, but I havelike some like shame around sex
like that I've been working through over the last like five
years, just like as a kid, it was just introduced to me too
soon, like too young. So it I'd never like
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subconsciously associated it with something that was like
good. I associated it with something
that was like embarrassing and shameful.
Not that I lost my virginity tooyoung.
I like I was 16, but like just Iwas around it a lot as a kid in
like inappropriate situations and it like, I think that it
carried a lot. I carried a lot of shame and now
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I'm like over it mostly. But like, it's, I'm like, I know
my 30s are going to be a lot more explorative, exploitative,
whatever that word is. I don't know.
Yeah. But yeah, anyways, a little bit
about me, OK? Now we got the guy brought up
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like really briefly. I don't even know how we did but
and they said I figure how they worded it but it was like
they're your friend not your enemy or something.
And I agree, I think if I ever brought out a sex toy or like
even brought the topic up and the guy was like fuck that Dick
Eric. Yeah, because why are you?
(27:35):
Why are are they jealous of it? Why is there?
Where is their resistance and why?
Right. Yeah.
Like if you got addicted to sex toys and like couldn't get off
without it, maybe that's an issue.
I definitely think there's a fine line between like having
fun with them and then relying on them.
I think if you're relying on them, you should.
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Maybe you don't like your partner.
Need. Yeah, maybe older.
Partner just just has two addictions of phone and sex
toys. There's ones with apps like The
Best of Both Worlds. There is one.
There is. There is one with apps.
Have you tried it? No, I have not.
I do want to though. Yeah, because you guys live far
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apart. Yeah, there is ones like
specifically made for long distance which would be pretty
fun I. Think yeah, yeah.
So anyways. We get people to weigh in
because I'm actually like I don't know where are they?
Are they chuggy or sex toys chuggy?
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Here's also here's also my problem with sex toys.
I am not. I'm so tight that like mine are
never charged. Yeah, like I haven't even used
one enough to have to charge it,so I don't know.
Yeah, mine. I'm like not type A enough to
even know where my charger is. That's my problem.
(28:59):
Yeah, I don't know. You want to get the six way out?
It's dead. So yeah, you're like, OK, I
guess we're doing this the old fashioned way.
Wireless in the fucking 50s. Yeah, thank God I didn't shave
my Bush. Really embody this 70s style.
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Yeah. OK, well, that's cool.
I don't know much about sex toys, but I'll, I'll keep you
guys posted. I'll let you guys know.
Let us know. I'm like, again, like, I've
always been kind of shy. So.
But I've been telling Clayton weshould go to a sex store but I'm
so nervous. Like.
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I don't know, there's big huge ass dildos on the wall like.
That's true, yeah. Some of them are very
intimidated. Some of them are like fists
like. Yeah, like one time we went into
a sex store and there was like ahuge Dick.
Like it was, it was like the size of a person, like a mini
person. I was like, that is as big as my
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torso. Yeah, that's not actually going
up someone's vagina. Just put it out.
I also think there's a lot like online, so if you're nervous to
go in a store, if you just dip your toe in by going online.
Just my kid opens it. Fuck, this opens my mail.
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No, actually gets delivered to the.
House. Yeah, well, I guess I could get
it delivered to the shop. That's true, yeah.
That's where I get all like my PR now because I'm like, no, I
don't really want to be stalked anymore.
That's very, Yeah, Just deliver it to the shop and don't tell
Clayton. And then just tell me.
Open it. He'll be like, can you come
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here? That's funny.
Yeah. So anyway, sex toys.
Cool. OK, let's have our pop culture
minutes. Pop culture moments this week
worth snacking on. OK.
So have you been following the Diddy trial?
No. OK, it's.
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Hard. There's been new developments
though. There's a lot I have like just a
couple points, but one of the points that came up I think it
was yesterday is that he apparently has pills or had
pills. This is coming from his
assistant, his his ex assistant.So Diddy's ex assistant.
He apparently had pills that hadObama's face on them.
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Like why? Drugs.
I guess so, yeah. He had like an assortment of
pills that he always had with him.
Like he had ones for sperm count.
He had ecstasy. He had, like other things,
vitamins, I guess. I don't know, Just like some
were drugs, some were things to help with his sperm.
I don't really know. But there was specifically ones
(31:52):
that had Obama's face on them. Like this just keeps getting
weirder and weirder. Being detained?
Where is he? Out in the world.
He, oh, he's on trial now. He's on trial for eight weeks
right now. So he's.
You get to go home or is he being?
No, Oh, no, no, no. He's been in jail for a while.
So I had to stop was like this is fucked.
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It's it's really fucked up. I really hope because it's an 8
week trial, there's a bunch of people testifying.
So obviously people, if you guys, the snackers, if you guys
want to weigh in on this too andlike, if you want to chat about
it and like send us tips and stuff, not tips, but send us
things that are going on. Please do.
(32:34):
But so she so Cassie, you know, like the Cassie stuff, right?
With him, like, you know, you don't.
OK, so you never saw that video of him beating her up in the
hallway, right? Then.
Oht my God, Amber what? Literally tried to like not pay
any attention to it cause it's just like I cannot.
(32:55):
Yeah, it's really bad. So anyways, like we all know
that he's been arrested for likeracketeering, you know,
prostitution, like all this shit.
Like there's a lot there. He's got a lot of charges.
And there's so much evidence to say that he's done all these bad
things and like the freak offs, right?
You know, about the freak offs and all of that, right.
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OK, so and then he was, I don't know if he was ever married to
Cassie. I'm not 100% sure, but he dated
her for quite a long time and like she like he was her abuser.
So there's video footage of themin a hotel.
He's in a towel and he's she's trying to get away and it's in a
in it's in a hallway and he's beating her up.
(33:38):
Like we've all seen this video. It's very disturbing.
Um, and so that's a piece of evidence that they like, it's
very clear that he's abused her.So she testified and she's
heavily pregnant with somebody else's baby right now.
OK. And he's got kids with this
other chick, Kim something. So he's got a bunch of kids,
like he's got a 2 year old, likehe's gross.
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And his two oldest daughters, who are like 1718 years old,
have been sitting in this trial hearing all of this stuff.
It's, it's just, he's very twisted.
Like you should not have your teenage daughters there because
there's. A choice to be there or not.
They can have a choice, yeah. Yeah, they're choosing to their.
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I guess, right, because he wantssupport like he's pleading not
guilty, right? So he's saying then that this
stuff is true and then it was consensual.
But they would drug up Cassie sobad and like, they would, he
would have people, like, ejaculate all over her and like,
yeah. And then there was somebody who
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testified who was a male escort or like a male.
I don't know, it might he might have been a prostitute.
I'm not 100% sure, but definitely in the sex working
community that Diddy had hired to have sex with Cassie while he
jacked off in the corner. What a twisted man.
Yeah, for sure. And like, I don't want to get
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too much into the details. You guys can definitely go and
look it up. It's really very, very fucking
twisted. But I'm definitely following
this trial. Like, I just feel for the
victims. Like what is that?
Did you hear that again? Yeah, that's trickling down.
It's the ghosts. The ghosts of giddy past.
(35:29):
Wait, what was my thought? Um, OHK, OK, my last little
thing on this is you guys have to go and follow 50 Cent, OK,
Because we all know that 50 and like M&M, Dre, Snoop, all of
them, they have, they have all been like they've all known
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about Diddy and they have all publicly said like did he is a
piece of shit, right? And here's the thing people,
people shit on Eminem because he's misogynistic and all this
stuff. Yes, he has misogynistic sounds
songs, but he is not ever drugging women and having these
weird freak off parties where the women are all drugged and
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they're getting had like people having sex with them without
their will, without their consent and rubbing baby oil all
over the place, like just fucking weird shit.
So anyways $0.50 page he is trolling this and trolling Diddy
so hard you guys you need to go and like look at this page.
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It made me love 50 so much even.More.
OK, I'll take a look. I have a lighter pop culture
moment, which, if you haven't heard, I feel you're gonna be
very excited about. OK.
RIP and Beth Dutton got their own spin off.
Yay, I heard rumors about it. Yeah, it's gonna be called the
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Dutton Ranch. There's no other details about
like when or where, but people are saying it's gonna be really
soon. Yeah.
So good. Oh my God, I can't wait.
I know that's going to be, that's going to be so freaking
good. I'm going to watch the hell out
of that. Me too, Beth and RIP.
They're just messing. So good, I love them so much
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they. Are.
I have another lighter one. OK, um, Sammy, sweetheart is
expecting a baby. Yay, who's?
Someone that like we grew up watching and was just like, Oh
my God, this poor girl, like what is going on with you?
So to see her happy like which you'll ever meet.
I know, yeah, I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet.
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And she's having a baby. OHP, that's good.
I'm so glad. Good for them.
I have one more that is not as light, but I know that a lot of
people have like some people don't like Taylor Swift.
Personally, I I do like her. I think she's a good person.
But this, you know, this whole bow Baldoni and like Blake, yes,
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OK, so there I think it. I think they're in trial right
now. I don't know.
They're dealing with all their shit.
They're trying to settle this whole thing.
Blake threatened Taylor Swift topublicly support her or she
would leak a bunch of like personal texts between Taylor
and Blake. So she was.
She's blackmailing Taylor Swift,basically.
(38:27):
What the fuck? Like why?
Because Blake is like, she's going down her just bringing
everyone down with her. She's a I think she's actually a
bad person, unfortunately. Which is a shame because I love
Ryan Reynolds and I used to really love her.
And and that's the thing. Like, do we still love Ryan
Reynolds? Too early to tell.
(38:48):
I know it is too early to tell because here's the thing, when
this whole this whole thing started, I really wanted to be
on Blake side because women are often unheard in these
situations, right? And lots of they don't get
believed, right? You know, they, they're,
they're, can they get, I can't speak today, guys.
(39:10):
They get what's the word I'm looking for?
Accused of lying about situations like this.
But the more that it comes out, I just kind of feel like Blake
and Baldoni, I feel like they had too deep of a connection
during the movie. Like I feel like they both threw
themselves into it because she was texting him at 3:00 in the
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morning, right? Yeah.
There's proof of it. It's so hard to believe really
anything because everything these days we talked about this
last episode can be like so fabricated.
So it's like who? I think that I actually think
that both of them are a tad bit guilty of crossing some lines.
I think why both of them are going as hard as they are, like
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both of their legal teams. I think, yeah, there was lines
crossed on both ends. I think like you said, they,
they both threw themselves a little too hard into it and now
they're just, yeah, it's, it's messy.
It is messy. And I think that, you know, I
don't know whether he crossed lines or she crossed lines or
(40:15):
whatever. I just think that it could have
been settled without all the legal drama.
I feel like it's actually something that should have been
dealt with between them and likeinside their marriage and stuff,
you know what I mean? Because like if she did
something or, or overstepped or whatever, or he overstepped and
like was too much, I feel like, I'm sorry, but I feel like she
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kind of had a hand in it. I don't think he, I don't know,
I think he followed your lead a little bit.
Yeah. Unfortunately, which is I don't
like, I'm I'm not not to defend a man by any means.
I don't know what we do up in here.
Yeah, because if you guys know, if you guys been listening for a
while, we've talked about how wewere on Blake side, but now I'm
(40:59):
like, I don't know. I don't know either.
I just don't know. Side note, have you watched the
new episode of Summer House yet?You probably haven't cause yes
oht you did. Yeah, the one on Wednesday last
week. The week behind, yeah.
Hmm. Ohhhhh My God, Solomon.
(41:19):
And he, he's always lying. He's a liar.
I hate the way he makes her, first of all.
I hate the way that he just laughs at her when she's
bringing anything up and just the stupid face like he's
guilty. I do really love W now though.
Like we see homie. He's the best.
He seems like somebody who wouldbe fit in in our friend group.
(41:42):
Yeah, he got a lot of hate last season, and I think he's
redeemed himself. Yeah, it was an episode.
It was and like Jesse bringing Sierra, like mending fences with
Sierra and then doing the same thing again, you it has nothing
to do with Sierra. It has nothing to do with it.
(42:04):
Like he just doesn't know how tobe honest.
In the beginning, like it reallyhad nothing different this year
from the beginning. If Jesse was honest and upfront
with Lexi, Lexi would have neverquestioned anything with any
other girl in the house or in general.
Nothing to do with Sierra. It would have been any other.
This, this is this. I will say that this has been
like the most I've liked this season.
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However, I think that it's time for like the OG Summer House
cast to be done. Yes.
So they said that there is actually a really big
announcement happening at the reunion.
Ohk I'm excited. We are thinking that either
Amanda is pregnant. I don't think she is because she
was just on her stories drinkingor yeah.
They're like they think that it's gonna be like the OG cast
(42:49):
is retiring and like West. Yeah, West and Jesse and maybe
some Lexi. Yeah, I do.
I agree. Like you can just tell the OG
cast they're done. Like, there's not like, you know
that they're done when Kyle and Amanda aren't even fighting
anymore. Yeah, I, I will say this is the
first year that I felt like Kylehas.
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I don't mind him this year. Like he's still a man baby, but
he's he's just kind of redeeminghimself.
I also think too like the Kyle and Amanda story dragged out for
as many years as they could have.
Like I did not want to watch another season of them fighting.
Like no we got it he's a fuckingchild.
Amanda puts up with your shit. I don't want to see it anymore.
Agreed 100% agreed. No, I, I think, I think it would
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be fun to see like, like them almost like Kardashians style of
following their lives a little bit like they do, you know, like
they could still do summer, right?
Like you could follow page around and like see what she's
up to right. With giggly squad with like
they're, if they go on a tour again, like follow them around.
(43:55):
I want to see the inner workings.
I wanna see her putting togetheroutfits and, you know, going to
the things that she's going to like I wanna see all of that.
I don't, she does not want, noneof them want to go to the club
and have these parties that theymake them have and they're done
at like 10:00. None of them are praying.
I get it. Like I you've been doing it for
(44:16):
like Lindsay, Karl and Kyle beendoing it for 11.
Years. Yeah, that's crazy.
I think Kyle could happily do ituntil he dies.
He loves it. But it's just like the stories
played out with them unfortunately.
And it works because I love them.
But. I know, yeah, I know.
I don't know. I like, I really do like Summer
House, but I it it's done. I'm done with it.
(44:37):
I want to see, like, I want to see my favorites in a show that
is the rest of their lives. Yeah.
You know, like, maybe they have.Maybe they get together and do
like, dinners and stuff here andthere and like, whatever.
But yeah, no, I like the Kardashian style.
I think that was my all my pop culture moments.
(44:59):
Yeah, same. Alright, well, let's wrap it up
here then. Today, you guys, thank you so
much for snacking with us. We will catch you next week on
another episode of Girl Dinner. We are also on a podcast in a
couple weeks, the dates with Daddy, so go check them out.
I'm excited to be on that podcast.
I think it's going to be a lot of fun.
Yeah. And yeah, we will see you guys
(45:21):
next time. Bye.
Bye.
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