Girls on Porn
A cheeky podcast aimed at helping you find adult content that you can feel good about! Each week, Laura and Rachel - cohosts, erotic enthusiasts, and all around horny gals - traverse the wet and wild of porn. We pick popular search terms, load up on research, and review porn that features that particular proclivity. We’re here to help you find hot, ethical material to upgrade your spank bank, and spice up your “self care” routine.
Episodes
Come with us on an anal adventure! While Laura and especially Rachel have a modern love of these sex toys, they learn about the history of early medical claims that butt plugs helped with nervousness, anemia and...acne? The girls review two videos: elaborate religious indoctrination rituals and the sweet intimacy of a couple trying a few plugs out for the first time. There's fun for all buttholes in this episode!
Can there be too much of a good thing? Laura and Rachel are back to talk about a persistently trendy topic in media, porn, and bedrooms across the world. They analyze viscosity, volume, and placement in incredible detail while talking about a tasteful video from Thousand Faces and an aggregate offering that makes them both want to suck up their spit and go home. From witches to soda cans, you're going to discover a lot in ...
Play well with others! Have you truly explored all the ways that body parts can fit together? The girls are getting the skinny on skin contact in today's episode! The girls cover all things silly and sensual, from tender touch to circumcision to the simple joy in a little sparring with swords. Don't be circumspect, and listen!
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Ahoy, seaman! This search term is inspired by Rachel’s many misadventures on the high seas. Whether it’s a pontoon on a lake or a yacht on the ocean, there’s something incredibly horny about bending the rules of maritime law - just ask Pam and Tommy! Tune in to hear about the perfect boat video from XConfessions, which boats should be avoided for sexy time and some fun ship stories from followers.
Happy Pride!! The girls make way for the gorgeous, thick and hairy guys who inhabit the Bear space. They discuss different archetypes, body issues within the gay community, and the desire for tenderness from a large man. Big boy, you are beautiful!
Anal Envy Top in Training (Modern Day Sings via Adultime)
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Open your donut holes for some jelly filling! Rachel and Laura are thrilled to welcome Sasha and Alessia to talk about their groundbreaking work as The Jelly Filled Girls. Sasha and Alessia are the first performer couple to ever appear on Girls on Porn and they speak intimately about the all-important dividing line between personal and professional. The girls discuss covering their faces while exposing their...
Urine for a good time! Piss play can mean more than just good old fashioned flow: holding your pee or wetting your pants counts as kinky too. Tune in to discover the potential for thrill, intimacy, and power play in a new, taboo, way. Animals use it to attract each other, so why not you?
Kinky Couple (Zoliboy via AdultTime)
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Who wouldn't want to get Freaky Friday-ed? Swapped bodies have dotted the TV and movie landscape for years, so of course porn had to come in and try it out. The girls surprise themselves with how much they enjoy employing imagination around power dynamics, role play and the thought of going to town...on yourself. Trading places has never been so hot!
Be Ours! The girls are taking a break from kink to honor St. Valentine. Whether this holiday makes you blue, excited, or indifferent, we can always find some fun any day of the year. Listen in for a surprisingly romantic straight conversion video, the Christian origins of the day, and Rachel's campaign against procreation on February 14th. You'll get a heart on!
It started with a penis pump and ended with all kinds of kinky, succulent, suction play. The girls delve into the different engorgement apparatuses for his, hers and their pleasure. Time to rev up the vacuum!
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Domme me. The girls get into the history of dominatrixes to learn how birch disciplinarians advanced during the industrial age and how Monique Van Cleef fled to The Hague after her House of Pain was raided. Plus an extra hot video from one of their favorite dommes, Penny Barber. You’ve been a bad, bad listener…now get on your headphones!
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Sit! Stay! Roll over! Good boy. The girls are sniffing out this canine kink that feels more playful than your standard furry fetish. Submissive pups serve their masters in all sorts of ways from nuzzling crotches to wagging their tail plug. Take a listen and maybe you'll find your pack!
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Find one more reason to grab the tissues! Rachel loves to see a grown man cry and has been asking to cover this search term for literal years. Whether it's vulnerability, catharsis, joy or shame, feeling a big emotion can lead to a big orgasm. The girls review two videos that show how tenderness and intensity can both open up the floodgates. Have a bawl!
"I come, anon". (Romeo & Juliet Act 2, Scene 2, Line 157) Shakespeare may have said it first, but this search term has grown in popularity since the dawn of personal video recorders. The girls are thrilled to welcome porn performer and deeply horny hottie Jonah Wheeler to the show! Jonah tore into the industry in 2020 and has been turning us on ever since. The trio discusses the ways that anonymous porn turns...
Open your legs for some southern hospitality! The girls have mixed emotions about the accent, but have a ball looking through the Dirty South's favorite search terms. Whether you like a demure debutante or a backcountry queer, there's plenty to find below the Mason-Dixon line.
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Looking for things that go bump in the night? Your search is over! There's a thrilling overlap between all things scary and horny. Come spend your spooky season with us while we talk about erotic thrillers, virgin sacrifices, delicious cannibals, and we review a Beetlejuice porn parody. It'll scare your pants off!
PURE TABOO Emily Willis Is Stalked And Fucked At The Cabin
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The girls are on a mission! This romantic position is found in bedrooms across the world, but rarely in porn. Laura and Rachel investigate if the Bible has anything to do with Missionary, preferred virginity positions and if it's all really as vanilla as it seems. To spice it up, they review a video that features a surprising place to hide one's balls. Lay down on top of your lover and listen!
Put it in park! The girls are climbing into the backseat to talk about a popular location for many early and eager sexual encounters. They discuss their horny forays in automobiles, the mechanics of eating out in a passenger seat, and being slut shamed by a Tesla. Whether you’re fooling around in a parking lot, a driveway, or while cruising down the freeway, make sure to stay safe in there!
Put on a happy face! The term "Gooning" first appeared on Reddit in 2005, and has recently experienced a surge in popularity. For those who are not chronically online, today's episode will teach you about this genre of heightened sensitivity that leads to extreme expressions while avoiding orgasm. The girls will uncover performances that are actually the opposite of performing. Hunker down in your goon cave and listen...
Milk money, honey! Lactating isn’t just for babies anymore. Whether it’s the age play, the fluids, or just the mommy thing, this episode’s kink has some interesting taboos to unearth. The girls are talking colostrum, oxytocin and leaky cum. Let down to get down!
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