Go Touch Grass

Go Touch Grass

“Go touch grass” is the internet’s not-so-nice way of telling someone to log off and get outside. On this very online comedy podcast, hosts Milly and Alise will recap the whole week in trending topics so listeners can do just that.Catch all new episodes every Wednesday. Sonoro..

Episodes

October 8, 2025 92 mins

**NYC CHECK US OUT TONIGHT AT THE CHEERFUL EARFUL FESTIVAL 10/8 at 7PM**

Guest:⁠⁠⁠⁠ Douglas Widick 

Topics: The Riyadh Comedy Festival (The Discourse), Cardi vs. Nicki (Grasshole of the Week)

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**NYC CHECK US OUT AT THE CHEERFUL EARFUL FESTIVAL 10/8 at 7PM**

Guest:⁠⁠⁠⁠ No guests! Just Gals!

Topics: This month on the Cardi Beat (The Discourse), Jezebel Etsy Witch Truthers (Grasshole of the Month) 

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September 24, 2025 105 mins

**NYC CHECK US OUT AT THE CHEERFUL EARFUL FESTIVAL 10/8 at 7PM**

Guest:⁠⁠⁠⁠ Jeff Guo of NPR's Planet Money!

Topics: The rise and fall of @hubs.life, Logan Paul (Grasshole Hall of Fame) 

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September 17, 2025 99 mins

**NYC CHECK US OUT AT THE CHEERFUL EARFUL FESTIVAL 10/8 at 7PM**

Guest:⁠⁠⁠⁠ Alex Pearlman aka Pearlmania500

Topics: Epstein Didn't Kill Himself meme, JustPearlyThings (Grasshole Hall of Fame) 

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September 10, 2025 84 mins

**NYC CHECK US OUT AT THE CHEERFUL EARFUL FESTIVAL 10/8 at 7PM**

Guest:⁠⁠⁠⁠ Courtney Michelle (get tour tickets here!)

Topics: Chiara Ferragni and #PANDOROGATE, Bethenny Frankle (Grasshole Hall of Fame) 

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September 3, 2025 51 mins

In this unlocked Patreon episode, Alise walks Milly through the history of romance scams online and gives an important personal announcement! 

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Guests: Evan Lazarus and Amelia Ritthaler of the Girls Rewatch Podcast!

Topics: The woman who got fired from MAC cosmetics (The Discourse), Christian Girl Autumn (Grasshero), Probably This Breakup Couple (Grasshole of the Week) 

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Guest: ⁠⁠⁠⁠Rachel "La Loca" Strauss

Topics: Matt Rife's e.l.f campaign (The Discourse), Gavin Newsom's tweets (Cursed Content), Johnny Somali (Grasshole of the Week) 

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August 13, 2025 86 mins

Guest: ⁠⁠⁠⁠No guest! Just gals!

Topics: Cardi B vs. a Plus-Sized Influencer, Dominican Eric Adams, Doja Cat and the musty shirt guy (Software Update), The Woman who made. Blackface Labubu (The Discourse), "I Fell in Love with My Therapist" (Grasshole of the Week) 

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Guest: ⁠⁠⁠⁠Charlene Kaye

Topics: Sydney Sweeney's Good Jeans (The Discourse), Matt Rife + Annabelle (Cursed Content), Joey Swoll (Grasshole of the Week) 

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Guest: ⁠⁠⁠⁠Sibel Damar

Topics:  Coldplay Kiss Cam + The Tea App Hack (Software Updates), Kis Cafe vs. @itskarlabb (The Discourse), Jessie Murph (Grasshole of the Week)

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The gals were originally gonna just re-release a Patreon ep this week, but viral mess at a Coldplay concert meant they HAD to hop on the mic and give their takes.

And you still get the re-released Patreon episode! How exciting is that?

Topics: The Coldplay affair couple, Kony 2012

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July 16, 2025 83 mins

Guest: ⁠⁠⁠Christian Banda

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Topics: The Gen Z Stare (The Discourse), AntipastoGate (Grasshole of the Week)

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July 9, 2025 92 mins

Guest: ⁠⁠Salma Hindy

Topics: The Tea App (The Discourse), Princess Treatment (Grasshole of the Week)

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Guest: ⁠⁠No guest! Just gals!

Topics: Love Island's Vanna (The Discourse), Zohran Mamdani's TikTok (Polititiktok), Lashify (Grasshole of the Week)

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Guest: ⁠Emma Vernon

Topics: AI companions (The Discourse), The Boca Aquarium (Grasshole of the Week)

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Guest: Youngmi Mayer

Topics: Beige Influencer Lawsuit (Software Update), Sabrina Carpenter, Delaney Rowe & BJ Novak (The Discourse), Doja Cat vs. Her Fan (Grasshole of the Week)

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June 11, 2025 91 mins

Guest Co-Host: Marcia Belsky

Topics: DDG & Offset (Software Update), Trump vs. Musk (The Discourse), Tommy Tough Knuckles (Grasshole of the Week)

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Guest: Julia Shiplett

Topics: Tiptoes Singer & the Delta flight Moana singer (The Discourse), Liv Schmidt (Grasshole of the week)

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May 28, 2025 57 mins

On this unlocked episode of our Patreon-exclusive series SEARCH HISTORY, Alise walks Milly through the history of one of the internet's first viral videos.

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