Go Touch Grass

Go Touch Grass

“Go touch grass” is the internet’s not-so-nice way of telling someone to log off and get outside. On this very online comedy podcast, hosts Milly and Alise will recap the whole week in trending topics so listeners can do just that. Catch all new episodes every Wednesday starting December 13th.

Episodes

February 5, 2025 93 mins

Guest: Annie DiRusso (stream her music on Spotify here!)

Topics: TheLawsuit.Info (Software Update), Emilia Peréz's Oscars Campaign Meltdown (The Discourse), Gracie Abrams Stans (Grasshole of the Week)

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Guest: Jessie Jolles

Topics: Bryan Johnson's latest post (Software Update/Cursed Content), Influencers vs. the LA Fires (The Discourse), Tabitha Brown (Grasshole of the Week)

Source article: "Influencers Are Peddling Detoxes to Wildfire Victims" by EJ Dickson

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Guest: Katie Nolan

Topics: TikTok's 12-hour ban (Software Update, Cardi B and Offset (The Discourse), Lazio Soccer Club Falconer (Grasshole of the Week)

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Guest: Jes Tom

Topics: Was Demi Moore a mean girl to Kylie Jenner? (The Discourse), the TikTok Ban (Polititiktok), Mark Zuckerberg (Grasshole of the Week)

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January 8, 2025 103 mins

Topics: Justin Baldoni vs. Blake Lively (The Discourse), Kylan and Izzy Darnell luxury Christmas haul drama (Grasshole of the week)

Source Videos: Clip 1 | Clip 2 | Clip 3 | Clip 4 | Clip 5 | Clip 6 | Clip 7 | Clip 8

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January 1, 2025 80 mins

Topics: Happy New Year, Grass Nation! On this very special ep, Milly and Alise look back at the last year in memes, and make their predictions for what is to come in 2025.

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Topics: Alise and Milly answer YOUR burning questions in our very first mailbag episode! Happy holidays!

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Guest: Mia Berrin of Pom Pom Squad (listen to her new album here!)

Topics: Tally the Elf (The Discourse), Drones over New Jersey (Polititiktok), Milagro Gramz (Grasshole of the Week)

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December 11, 2024 79 mins

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Guest: Ryan Broderick

Topics: Software Updates (Andrew Schulz vs. Kendrick Lamar), the UHC Shooter (The Discourse), the TikTok Ban (Polititiktok), Hawk Tuah Girl (Grasshole of the Week)

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Guest: Brandon Follick

Topics: Software Updates (Target theft influencer), the Beige Influencer Lawsuit (The Discourse), yet another person who got their ass beat on TikTok live (Grasshole of the Week)

Discourse Article Source: "Bad Influence" by Mia Sato

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November 27, 2024 91 mins

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Guest: Jasmine Ruiz

Topics: Kendrick vs. Andrew Schulz & Peanut the Squirrel (Software Updates), Marlena Velez (The Discourse), OOO message etiquette (Grasshole of the Week)

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Guest: Josh Lora

Topics: Twitter vs. Bluesky (What the Musk), Ariana Grande and Ethan Slater (The Discourse), @simyrants (Grasshole of the Week)

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Guest: No Guest! Just gals!

Topics: #BookTokIsntPolitical (The Discourse), P'Nut the Squirrel (Dispatch from the Animal Kingdom), Nicole Sherzinger (Grasshole of the Week)

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November 6, 2024 80 mins

Guest: Hoodo Hersi

Topics: Resilient Jenkins (Software Update), Jason Kelce F-Slur (The Discourse), The Rizzler (Cursed Content), Logan Paul (Grasshole of the Week)

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October 30, 2024 79 mins

Guest: No Guest! Just gals!

Topics: Resilient Jenkins (The Discourse), Trump at MSG (Polititiktok), Hello Kitty TA + UCF Professor (Cursed Content), Club Chalamet, Cynthia Erivo, and Sovereign Citizens (Grasshole of the Week)

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Guest: Geoffrey James

Topics: Creepy Tech Guy Who Wants to Live Forever (Software Updates), Cynthia Erivo vs. Wicked fans (The Discourse), Chicken Shop Date (The Discourse), Molly Rutter (Grasshole of the Week)

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October 16, 2024 88 mins

In this unlocked episode of our Patreon exclusive series "SEARCH HISTORY," Milly breaks down the many beefs of Azealia Banks and asks the age-old question: can we separate the art from the artist?

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October 9, 2024 77 mins

Guest: Taylor Garron

Topics: Kamala on Call Her Daddy (updates), The Queen of Afternoon Tea vs. Cupcake Cafe (The Discourse), Tattoo TikTok Drama (Grasshole of the Week)

Source Videos: Clip 1 | Clip 2 | Clip 3 | Clip 4

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Guest: Amanda Duberman

Topics: IG's latest hoax, updates on the Sepia Bride, the Detroit Bridgerton Ball (The Discourse), Mark Robinson (Grasshole)

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September 25, 2024 81 mins

Guest: Danny Murphy

Topics: The SxtsnGigs Podcast Drama (The Discourse), Moo Deng (Dispatch from the Animal Kingdom), Locked Permanent Bracelets (Grasshole)

Sources: CLIP 1 | CLIP 2 | CLIP 3 | CLIP 4 | CLIP 5

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