Goat & Glaze's Podcast
We're Goat & Glaze, your unlikely best buds with a shared love of the weird, the wonderful, and the glazed. In each episode, we tackle a mind-bending topic, interview a fascinating guest, and then there's Goat's Chronicles. Brace yourselves for hilarious (and slightly disturbing) tales from Goat's life that will leave you both laughing and questioning your sanity. https://www.goatandglaze.com/
Episodes
Goat and Glaze celebrate making the list of the top 25 weirdest podcasts in the United States, landing at number 22. They are joined remotely by their new collaborator, Hooker, who calls into the show while completely checked out and relaxing on a beach. The trio leans heavily into their signature "Trifecta of Fuckery" theme—defined by the mantra "Fuck This, Fuck That, Fuck You"—as Glaze rants about work...
In Season 3, Episode 9 of the Goat and Glaze podcast, Goat and Glaze are joined by Corbin, who now serves as their "official unofficial producer." The crew discusses a variety of eccentric topics, including paying their production staff in pesos and bananas, the tragic story of a bullied monkey, and the strange behavior of pandas. The conversation highlights the absurd disconnect between expectation and reality, esp...
In Season 3, Episode 8 of the Goat and Glaze podcast, titled "Double Entendre," hosts Goat and Glaze are joined by Corbin for a high-energy session that kicks off with Glaze expressing extreme frustration over a technical failure that lost their previous 48-minute recording. The crew explores dark comedic territory regarding the afterlife, debating the lack of modern ghosts and jokingly suggesting that "ghost jobs" ...
Dragons, Dinosaurs, and Distrust
In this episode of the Goat and Glaze podcast, the hosts tear down the wall between "conspiracy" and "truth." What starts with a confession about "bouncing dirt" off people quickly spirals into a heated debate about why dragons are actually real—and why the government is using dinosaur skeletons to hide them.
Slapping Oil, Disgruntled Daves, and Bathroom Battles
In this hilariously chaotic episode of Goat and Glaze, the guys settle in with some Gentleman Jack to trade stories from the front lines of parenting, prison slang, and the high-stakes world of hospitality.
From decoding what it means to "slap the oil" to making public restrooms as uncomfortable as humanly possible, this episode is a masterclass in the "basic fucke...
In this episode of the podcast, the hosts (including Goat) are joined by a special guest, Korben, for a chaotic and humorous discussion that blends conspiracy theories, personal anecdotes, and a satirical deep dive into the origin of the alphabet.
Key Highlights
- The Alphabet "Conspiracy": The central theme of the episode is a tongue-in-cheek exploration of the alphabet. After "fact-checking" via Google, the hosts ...
In this episode, the hosts blend personal anecdotes, characteristic humor, and deep-dive conspiracy theories, all while sampling "Champagne Bears" (gummy bears) and discussing high-end whiskey.
Falling Down and Looking Up
The episode kicks off with the hosts trading "stairs stories." One host recounts a recent "expeditious descent" where he slipped in "cartoon mode" while trying to sign for a package, resulting in mul...
In this episode of the podcast (Season 3, Episode 3), Double G opens the year 2026 with their usual brand of irreverent and often politically incorrect humor.
Episode Highlights
- Merch & New Beginnings: The hosts discuss their new intro song and promote their latest merchandise, specifically highlighting a "Braille shirt" (the "Steve's Wonder Tee"). They joke about the irony of a Braille shirt that blind people...
In this episode focused on tackling tough topics, Goat and Glaze are joined by "Korben Dallas" (previously Zoltar) to explore the highly unusual question: "How do blind people know what humans look like?" The discussion quickly spirals into a hilarious and surprisingly deep philosophical debate, using the previous episode's jail call as a perfect, unscripted opening.
The hosts contemplate how the blind form a baselin...
After a mandated, three-month hiatus following a major "kerfuffle" with an authoritative agency—sparked by a complaint over a candy bag of dicks that ran parallel to a lawsuit—Goat and Glaze are officially back for Season 3, ready to tackle tough topics and share their unconventional brand of therapy. The duo recounts the absurd investigation into the prank, which included memorable lines like Goat decla...
A Return to the Mic and a Texas Misadventure
After a brief hiatus, the guys are back to wrap up Season 2. The episode begins with a candid acknowledgment of their break, which was due to the "chaos of life" and a "felon on the run"—a joke about Goat's recent leg injury. They assure listeners they're back in the groove and ready to pick up right where they left off.
The conversation quickly turns to a recent trip...
In this episode of "Goat and Glaze," we dive into a truly "horrifying" personal medical experience, where one of us underwent a procedure without any pain medication, despite expectations. We compare this ordeal to a friend's much milder experience and ponder if others have had similar "road Dogg" encounters, even discussing setting up a poll on our "bookface page" to find out. We also introduce our upcoming special...
Goat and Glaze kick off this episode, possibly titled "FFP" (Fuckery of F**king with People), by recounting their elaborate methods of pranking scammers. Glaze describes responding to a "wrong number" text with absurd Midwest slang, detailing hydroplaning (moist yeehaw), doing donuts (whipping shitthis), U-turns (flippin' a bitch), and parallel parking (urban butt stuff).
They then dive into their most epic scammer e...
In this episode, Goat and Glaze continue their "Grace" series, explaining that Grace, while temporarily absent, remains a crucial part of their therapeutic podcast journey. They highlight the importance of a support system, noting that some support is public (like the podcast) and some is private. Goat shares his personal connection to Grace's struggles, emphasizing his role in supporting her through difficulties he...
Alright, so, we're kicking this off with some "sugar bitch" talk, 'cause you know, you're always learning, right? We're sipping on some mead – that's honey wine for you uncultured swine – and Glaze's all about this vanilla hive blend. Says it's good, not like that fake "tastes like juice" crap.
Then we're off on a tangent, naturally. We're talking about how the hell they knew about mead in 7000 BC, and if...
Wow, episode ten of season two already – it's hard to believe! This time around, it's just Glaze and me holding down the fort, as Grace will be back with us soon. We're kind of going off-script this episode, touching on some of the deeper stuff that listeners have reached out about, even though we usually approach things with our signature dark humor. But honestly, a lot of our jokes have a real foundation. Fo...
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