Goonie’s World

The heroes find a magic scroll, harvest a crystal, grab a big gun, dine in a cozy cavern, avoid the pull of magnetism, combat a skeleton, receive a scalping, locate a secret door, and at long last, battle the bug boss and her regenerating swarm. Will Patchwerk Patty, Nick Rattle, and Pepperoni Magnifico finally win Aldremach’s treasure or will they find themselves back at square one with nothing but chump change and scars?

The dungeons crawlers drink some stigmata, gain some shields, collect some coins, loot some sarcophagi, explore an arena, and traverse a pressure plate maze.

The party discovers a dagger that doesn’t exist, experiments with glowing water, runs into another swinging pendulum, helps themselves to some molten metal, and burns down a secret garden.

The adventurers examine a gallows, tangle with a lake monster, find a magical compass, explore a printing press room, deliberate over quicksand, clash with a clockwork sentinel, and gain a new scar.  

The party explores a torture room, steals a golden necklace, inhales some sawdust, investigates a furnace, receives an ominous message from Aldremach, encounters some gargoyles, and fights another dungeon boss.

As the adventurers continue to explore Aldremach’s dungeon, they experiment with honey, do business with a wandering merchant, trigger a pit trap, get scalded by steam, exterminate some rats, and battle an iron statue.

After accessing the data on a floppy disk, Max Caliber, Jax Rockhard, and Mercy Chance unleash terminal force at the Axiom Dynamics headquarters, over-penetrating, expunging, and redeeming in a whirlwind of vigilante violence.  

Following up on clues contained on a cassette tape, the vigilantes visit the Velvet Slug, an exclusive disco downtown. The result is drugs, dancing, and death – in that order.

Three 1970s vigilantes reluctantly join forces after each receives a tip about a warehouse connected to a black market gun found in the hands of a street thug. What they find in the warehouse reveals a much wider conspiracy and leads them to a bloody pursuit of the truth.

Kitchi Petrenko, Terry, and Professor Penelope Prism continue making their way through the Pure Transmission facility, fighting androids as well as hacking into the system. The team is presented with a grisly scene when they enter the DJ booth, but they manage to play Analog Survey’s tape, the content of which surprises them all. A final twist awaits them as they prepare to make their triumphant escape.    

A Marine, an Android, and a Scientist are hired by an anarchist group to infiltrate an orbital broadcasting facility and play a cassette tape. Even before their stolen shuttle docks, the team realizes something is amiss.

Taking the shortcut from Kisvalu, the party finally reaches Zipser and quickly discovers something is indeed off about the unwholesome city. After dealing with a villainous man named Valek, they sneak into the castle, intent on rescuing Percival’s sweetheart. On the way out, they give the city something to remember them by. 

Fleeing from janissaries, the party leaves Menedék a final time and sets off in the general direction of Zipser. Along the way, they come across an old witch in a hut who offers them what they desire most in life. Afterwards, they find a ruined cottage and rest for a week. Eventually, the party arrives in a semi-abandoned village, where they’re given news of the Habsburg soldiers and learn of a shortcut to Zipser. 

After growing weary of Menedék, the party leaves the village, taking Péker with them, but they don’t get far. Before they return, they encounter a strange well and mysterious blind man. Back in the village, they discover the truth about the Bódogasszony statue in the chapel.

Travelling with the rescued widow, Ilona, the party heads to the village of Menedék. During the journey, they come across a wayside shrine and a delirious young boy. At Menedék, the travelers are given the choice of receiving hospitality, but an unsettling suspicion about the seemingly wholesome village nags at each of them, especially Dobrogost.

After having found a bizarre bell and a captured peasant woman next to a burned-out chapel in a clearing, the party’s interactions with the Habsburg soldiers encamped there turns violent. The situation gets even darker when everyone discovers for whom the bell tolls.

Dobrogost the Foundling, Mama Zabagushka the Half Witch, and Barbi the Bonekeeper continue their travels through the ancient forest of Öreg Erdő in 1520s Hungary. Accompanying them this time is Percival Fenix, a Hexenbane. Trouble begins after the party hears a dreadful bell ring out through the trees and are compelled to investigate.