Grumpy Gays

Praise the Baby Jeebus! Matt has made it through the rumble in his jungle (brought about by Douglas’ appalling culinary catastrophes) to make his triumphant return and the Grumpy Gays complete once more. So ramping up festivities the Grumpy Gays kick off this week with a rapid fire Mad Mad Mad Mad World. From Dr Phil not being anyone’s Daddy to a taking your shits on route 66, madness abounds this week Grumpsters so get...

Doug and Helen have recently become new ‘parents’ so to speak, although one does question if Douglas the bottom feeder of a fish counts as a new family member, and let’s face it, Matt has been Miss Trilly’s servant for many a year now. What is it that it irking the Grumpy Gays in their new pet parent roles. Is Miss Trilly the feline incarnation of our Grumpy Gay Matt? Has Albert Balthazar morphed into the ca...

Given the pain and suffering Douglas inflicted on Matt through his questionable culinary choices, we have decided this week that Matt should be allowed to deposit whatever he wishes in the D’man’s Room 666. Matt has chosen wisely and is making a substantial deposit this week. He is traversing the all 9 layers of hell this evening and the bee in his bonnet is a buzzing! Following his question, Matt then delivers the the ...

WELCOME TO THE TABLOID EDITION! So Grumpsters, it appears the members of the Grumpy Gay Team are currently on rostered day off rotation. Or are they. Has Doug’s allegedly ‘improved’ culinary expertise actually poisoned co-host Matt. Has Helen been caught fingering a sticky bun whilst on her morning constitutional? Grab your coffee and take a seat, it’s time to read THE GRUMPY GAY TABLOIDS!

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Helen has thrown down the gauntlet (or is that the gayntlet) and challenged Doug to titillating tabloid trivia. In spite of Doug’s pathetic efforts during the Sapphic Quiz, Helen has more confidence in his ability to get down, deep down, in the gutter…press and do himself and the Grumpy Gays proud. However, one does have to ask, what is the tabloid press’ obsession with Oompa Lumpas?

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In this Tabloid Edition of Q & Gay, Doug the Grumpy Gay’s stockier, not so muscular and perhaps somewhat older, H McDonald, delves into the massive fall from grace of a particularly famous talk show queen. But it appears, this is not the first time a talk show king or queen has had a spectacular fall. Oh how the ‘mighty’ have fallen?

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Helen and Doug are at cross purposes Grumpsters. Doug wishes to undertake the quest to get the Dman (good old Beelzebub) to deposit the Tabloids into Room 666. However, Helen disagrees. Where would the world be without hard hitting journalistic gems like Terry and Russel’s Love Nest Exposed! The door may have to stay ajar on this one Douglas!

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Hello Grumpsters, it’s Mr and Mrs Gray flying duo this week. Douglas has been forced by Matt and Helen to improve his 1970’s culinary skills by undertaking a Margaret Fulton inspired on-line course. So, we are back to basics this evening. Helen is kicking off this week with requiem, so to speak. Vale to the English language! And yes Grumpsters, that was an exclamation mark! (Yes that was another one).

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Mr Gray is off on his merry way. He has a bee in his little pretty bonnet after his most recent purchase can with a suggestion of an additional purchase of a year’s supply of batteries. So, Matt is determined that this week, good old Beelzebub lying in his hammock on the patio of his condo in Hell will take his deposit of UPSELLING!

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An oldy but a goody Grumpsters. Let’s face it the Grumpy Gays have been very reserved when it comes to addressing anything political. That was before the week that was in American Politics. From Melania’s green screen wardrobe malfunction to good old Don’s claims of peace and harmony, this week’s Eejits of the Week…American Politics!

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