Haha ... Dick

Haha ... Dick

Deep and funny and mean, this comedy celebrity news podcast takes a hard look at ... Haha Dick! We've got jokes and satire and truth and justice and haha and dick and famous people and rich/wealthy people and beefs and controversy and scandal and gossip. Haha Deep is all fangs and fun. Come inside the funny world of Haha Dick. Everyone who takes in Haha Dick subscribes to it and obsesses over it and worships it and fetishizes it, and you know, tells everyone they know that they should also be in this Haha Dick juggernaut, because it makes my life better, because I, Dougable, I am just thrilled to be so popular and beloved, like, I am the most popular and beloved person who'll ever exist, and I am the most beautiful person who'll ever exist, and existence is all designed for me. So come manifest with me so I can exist like Tinker Bell for the applause and laughs. Thank you. Almost live from Las Vegas, it's Haha Dick! I love you. Love me back. Let's get Haha Dick. Together. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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December 21, 2023 10 mins
It's 81 degrees in my house, and I have the central heat on and I have a space heater on, and I just bought a new space heater, and I'm wearing wool socks and fuzzy pajama pants and an undershirt and a hoodie, and I am finally warm enough to actually live my life, I cannot believe it. I hate the cold stupid winter.

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haha dick episode 13 Killers of the flower Moon versus renfield versus Thanksgiving haha dick at the movies

https://youtu.be/pFjHq_g6__0?si=umumeR5mObojVdy4


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November 23, 2023 18 mins
I think I have figured out why some people are super terrible people who never say sorry or please or thank you, but maybe I'm wrong so you tell me. I love you and I hope you're having a great day. ♥️

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Female perspective expert Ellen Ziegler was sitting on her couch when her worst date started peeling away his toenails on her couch.

Take a guess as to whether she went on another date with this guy.

I went out with a woman who did nothing but fart all the time and then tell me that she was farting all the time.

Take a guess as to whether I'm still dating Fart Girl.

Here we are, and it's the future of dating.

We have all of these dati...

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Fitting in is easy and hard especially if you move around a lot like an army brat but also if you are trying not to like the sports in your town and you can't get away from the sports in your town so then eventually you just start grafting the sports logos on the insides of your eyelids so that you fit in and conform and become a robot like I am going to do to myself now thank you very much.

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Football Hockey F1 Cars Weed Guns: Las Vegas, The Disneyland For Adults (Where Questionable Parents Bring Kids)

https://youtu.be/vskCNHc4wcw?si=Fv1_QJXXqQnSsy9q

The worst thing that's happened to Las Vegas in a while is this stupid F1 Formula 1 race, and I don't know a single person who is happy about it.

Las Vegas Boulevard has been ripped up for months.

Driving to anywhere on the Strip has been a nightmare for most of 2023.

The last ...

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Do you ever imagine celebrities having sex and masturbating? I do and here are all the fun things I think they're up to which includes:

Megan Markle and Prince Harry

Taylor Swift and that football guy

Elon Musk

Russell Brand

Cardi B

Britney Spears

Olivia Wilde and Harry Styles

Nicole Kidman

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez

Miley Cyrus

Lil Nas X

Elliot Page


They like, comment and share, because.


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Penis is the number 1 priority of many men, because ... why?

Is it a physical necessity first? Or a psychological pull?

The answer is obvious, but a lot of people don't want to even acknowledge the scientific and everyday reasons why we men are constantly thinking about our own dicks.

And dick shame must end now. Vow to be proud of your dick and reject dick shamers.

What's more, blue balls is a real condition, and I have the perfect e...

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November 3, 2023 39 mins

Matthew Perry. Euphoria actor. Kirsty Alley. Bob Saget. Betty White. Norm MacDonald. Kobe Bryant. Luke Perry. Aviici. Tom Petty. Garry Shandling. Chester Bennington. Florence Henderson. Bill Paxton. Erin Moran. Carrie Fisher. Debbie Reynolds. George Michael. Paul Walker. Phillip Seymour Hoffman. Joan Rivers. Heath Ledger. Whitney Houston. Bernie Mac. Kurt Cobain. Anna Nicole Smith. Tupac Shakur. Steve Irwin The Crocodile Hunter. Ja...

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October 29, 2023 20 mins

Is it hard being a man? This is what YouTuber Shoe0nHead just said. And it got me thinking even more than usual about the respect missing from dating and mating. I mean here I am, gorgeous, a genius, super fun, successful, a homeowner, a good traveler, nurturing, a hot zaddy…and even I have the kinds of troubles Shoe0nHead talks about, no matter how much misandrists claim that all men suck and deserve loneliness and sadness and yuc...

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Subscribe and watch on YouTube:

https://youtu.be/HDbaYNu6F2M?si=AZ6KLdX1Ke94f2Yx

My friend and I are sitting in big comfy chairs in Minks, the strip club/sports bar in Las Vegas, and we're watching Vin Diesel in a "Fast & Furious" movie, while women work the pole behind us, and I ask my friend:

Who are the people who want to get it on with Vin Diesel?

I mean no disrespect to Mr. Diesel.

I'm just curious what the demographic is for a...

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October 25, 2023 21 mins

Kelly Ripa fakes death during sex, Lil Baby responds to fellatio thing, no one in my hood knows who Jake Paul is, Taylor Swift 'isn't dickmatised,' Paris Hilton is a mom, Rebecca Romjin denies cheating, Olivia Culpo wants to rip out her IUD, Mark Cuban's alone in his car, Elon Musk made his sister eat raw meat after he hypnotized her to think she was a dog because he's just so cool like what a great guy huh?

(haha dick, celebrity ne...

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October 23, 2023 29 mins
I the Sexy Nun "love on" Elon, Taylor, Reba, Britney, Cher, Madonna, Steve Harvey, Mark Zuckerberg, and Doug Elfman in this action-packed sequel to the hottest and most popular comedy satire podcast episode pilot I have ever launched into the public zeitgeist with the help of the entire planet Earth and all 8 billion human beings who love fame and wealth and celebrity and laughs and lols and money and public relations and marketing...

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October 21, 2023 22 mins
News jokes about Kanye, Britney, Taylor, my own therapy, and other silly things, all while I'm dressed in a reindeer costume, because comedians just love a comic in a prop.

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