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Female perspective expert Ellen Ziegler was sitting on her couch when her worst date started peeling away his toenails on her couch.

Take a guess as to whether she went on another date with this guy.

I went out with a woman who did nothing but fart all the time and then tell me that she was farting all the time.

Take a guess as to whether I'm still dating Fart Girl.

Here we are, and it's the future of dating.

We have all of these dati...

Football Hockey F1 Cars Weed Guns: Las Vegas, The Disneyland For Adults (Where Questionable Parents Bring Kids)

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The worst thing that's happened to Las Vegas in a while is this stupid F1 Formula 1 race, and I don't know a single person who is happy about it.

Las Vegas Boulevard has been ripped up for months.

Driving to anywhere on the Strip has been a nightmare for most of 2023.

The last ...

Do you ever imagine celebrities having sex and masturbating? I do and here are all the fun things I think they're up to which includes:

Megan Markle and Prince Harry

Taylor Swift and that football guy

Elon Musk

Russell Brand

Cardi B

Britney Spears

Olivia Wilde and Harry Styles

Nicole Kidman

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez

Miley Cyrus

Lil Nas X

Elliot Page

They like, comment and share, because.

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Penis is the number 1 priority of many men, because ... why?

Is it a physical necessity first? Or a psychological pull?

The answer is obvious, but a lot of people don't want to even acknowledge the scientific and everyday reasons why we men are constantly thinking about our own dicks.

And dick shame must end now. Vow to be proud of your dick and reject dick shamers.

What's more, blue balls is a real condition, and I have the perfect e...

Matthew Perry. Euphoria actor. Kirsty Alley. Bob Saget. Betty White. Norm MacDonald. Kobe Bryant. Luke Perry. Aviici. Tom Petty. Garry Shandling. Chester Bennington. Florence Henderson. Bill Paxton. Erin Moran. Carrie Fisher. Debbie Reynolds. George Michael. Paul Walker. Phillip Seymour Hoffman. Joan Rivers. Heath Ledger. Whitney Houston. Bernie Mac. Kurt Cobain. Anna Nicole Smith. Tupac Shakur. Steve Irwin The Crocodile Hunter. Ja...

Is it hard being a man? This is what YouTuber Shoe0nHead just said. And it got me thinking even more than usual about the respect missing from dating and mating. I mean here I am, gorgeous, a genius, super fun, successful, a homeowner, a good traveler, nurturing, a hot zaddy…and even I have the kinds of troubles Shoe0nHead talks about, no matter how much misandrists claim that all men suck and deserve loneliness and sadness and yuc...

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My friend and I are sitting in big comfy chairs in Minks, the strip club/sports bar in Las Vegas, and we're watching Vin Diesel in a "Fast & Furious" movie, while women work the pole behind us, and I ask my friend:

Who are the people who want to get it on with Vin Diesel?

I mean no disrespect to Mr. Diesel.

I'm just curious what the demographic is for a...

Kelly Ripa fakes death during sex, Lil Baby responds to fellatio thing, no one in my hood knows who Jake Paul is, Taylor Swift 'isn't dickmatised,' Paris Hilton is a mom, Rebecca Romjin denies cheating, Olivia Culpo wants to rip out her IUD, Mark Cuban's alone in his car, Elon Musk made his sister eat raw meat after he hypnotized her to think she was a dog because he's just so cool like what a great guy huh?

(haha dick, celebrity ne...