Halfwits & Failed Crits

Halfwits & Failed Crits

An actual play podcast from the creators of Halfwit History! Join them and their other halfwits as we bumble through Dungeons & Dragons, Stars Without Number, and more!... Show More

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March 31, 2020 99 min

In this bonus episode Kiley takes the reins as GM in a wildly silly one shot where we play bears trying to steal from a honey convention. Join Earl (Mary), Bread (Laura), Kikkoman (Luis), and Mars (Jonathan) as they resist going full bear or surrendering to a life of crime, while trying to get their paws on the most expensive honey they can find.

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Crunk Knight Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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March 5, 2020 138 min

In this episode the Syndicate earns a new guild level, new titles, and new recruits. Everything is coming up roses for our halfwits and they are just positively glowing with excitement!

Music: Crunk Knight Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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February 14, 2020 150 min

And we made it! This is our first actual, Actual Play episode! The Syndicate experiments further with a stone they got from otherworldly creatures, and possibly breaking their reality?! A tough act to hide when The First Paradigm always seems to show up when they are least welcome.

 Music: Crunk Knight Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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February 8, 2020 22 min

Hey its just your Dungeon Master today with some stories to tell of the personal lives of our precious Syndicate before they became a guild! Since we had a bit of extra upload time, but not enough to push the first actual play episode out, Jonathan reads the backstories that everyone wrote when they created their characters.

Adriel makes a friend, Anya starts The Trial, Melara hides an heirloom, and Nyxtern is a feral child.

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Our final summary episode to catch the story up to when we first started recording! The Syndicate takes candy from extra-dimensional strangers, Adriel keeps a secret, Anya has PTSD dreams, Melara is frequently a bird, and Nyxtern kills everything.

Music: Crunk Knight Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Welcome back to our second summary episode, with only one more to go before we hit the real game!

The Syndicate meets The First Paradigm. Adriel discovers she just doesn't trust happy people, Nyxtern throws everyone, Melara tells a demi-god of knowledge that it's dumb, and Anya nuts at architecture.

Music: "Crunk Knight" by Kevin MacLeod

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Welcome to the first episode of Worlds Divided! In this episode the Halfwits recount the first three games we played before we started recording. After the summaries, you roll and insight check and get a....ten? This was a long time ago but we talk about to games out of character for a moment and give a glimpse into how we started out!

Music: "Crunk Knight" by Kevin MacLeod

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January 19, 2020 1 min

From the creators of Halfwit History comes a new project with a few new Halfwits in tow! Listen to the trailer for details on our first season called Worlds Divided, an actual play recording of our first completed campaign! Season 2 is already in the works! (with significant audio upgrades)

Music: "Crunk Knight" by Kevin MacLeod

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