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April 26, 2021 167 mins

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We rejoin the Children as they spend their usual morning in the dorm reading magazines, feeding amorphous wolf birds, hacking  government websites, and figuring out how to obtain a gun.  But their job from the other day isn't complete, and they set out on their first journey outside of Undarnott Campus! What mysterious world awaits where their package needs to be? Find out on Children of the Spine Episode 2 - Real Boats Rock!

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=== CREDITS ===

Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.

Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
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*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson

Episode Music:
The Sector - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original. 
One with All - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original.
Techno Dome - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original.
In the Restaurant - Komiku
Lognar City - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original. 
Ominous - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original. 

Ending Theme:
Cosmic Banner - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original. 

=== Anti-Fascist Promo === 

The Heart Is A Dungeon

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