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January 1, 2020 1 min

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I'm Jonathan, Narrator of Halfwits & Failed Crits, an actual play podcast where the real big bad evil is the players' absolutely cursed dice.

Join us as we build rich living worlds to stumble through, meet weird foes and even stranger allies, and display reckless disregard for anything that gets in the way of a great story.

Currently you can listen to our Adventure Averse Journalists in a cozy fantasy called The Parable Infused Tribune, played with PenultiMyth, a game of our own design.

Then dive into our back catalog to experience our award nominated Sci-fi Epic about destiny confused space kids in Children of the Spine, played with Stars Without Number.

You can find us by Searching for Halfwits & Failed Crits on your favorite podcast app, or at HalfwitPodcasts.com.

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=== CREDITS ===
Game Systems:
PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson.
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. 

Theme Song:
The Parable Infused Tribune -  composed by Dungeon Maestro.
Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ). 

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