Han Took Shots First

Han Took Shots First

A Stars Wars rewatch and discussion podcast from the folks behind the Bad Movies Worse People podcast. Because there are no other Star Wars podcasts out there and you need OUR opinions! We will be watching every live-action Star Wars property in in-universe chronological order while also peppering in discussion episodes about news, behind-the-scenes info, and general Star Wars related chit chat. Email us at hantookshotsfirst@gmail.com

Episodes

September 4, 2024 110 mins

Jack and Derrick reach the finale of Obi-Wan Kenobi, joined this time by their friend Ryan when Obi-Wan finally faces off against his old friend and new enemy Darth Vader! We haven't watched these episodes, so we don't have much of a summary here, but tune in for the conclusion before we dive into the next series in the chronology, Andor!

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We dive further into the tale of Obi-Wan Kenobi protecting an annoying and precocious 10-year-old Leia Organa from the Empire! We learn more about the villain, more about what Obi-Wan has been up to and more about the galaxy far, far away.

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Jack and Derrick sit down with Whitney to discuss their reactions to and thoughts on the new trailer for Disney's upcoming Star Wars series, SKELETON CREW!

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August 7, 2024 93 mins

Jack and Derrick begin their journey into Disney+ content of the Star Wars saga with the first two episodes of Obi-Wan Kenobi starring Ewan Mcgregor! This series takes place approximately 9 Years BBY, placing it 10 years after Revenge of the Sith and 9 years before A New Hope. We follow the adventure of Obi-Wan Kenobi as he tries to protect Leia from a guy with a spinny lightsaber! Stay tuned for action and adventure (even though a...

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Jack and Derrick are joined by their friend Ryan for the second half of our discussion on the next entry in the main saga... SOLO: A STAR WARS STORY! Directed (kinda) by Ron Howard, this film is one of the LEAST successful entries in the Star Wars cinematic saga and has been cited as the reason for the decreased output of theatrical Star Wars properties in recent years. We get the entirely unnecessary origin story of the galaxy'...

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New Star Wars means bonus content for you! We interrupt our regularly scheduled podcast to bring you coverage of the brand new Disney+ show, THE ACOLYTE! This is it, the END the The Acolyte season 1 and we get to see if everything pays off our if we're just left hanging! Jack and Derrick are joined by Whitney, our special guest and co-host of Bad Movies Worse People, to dive into the world's FIRST look into the High Republic era ou...
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Jack and Derrick are joined by their friend Ryan for the first half of our discussion on the next entry in the main saga... SOLO: A STAR WARS STORY! Directed (kinda) by Ron Howard, this film is one of the LEAST successful entries in the Star Wars cinematic saga and has been cited as the reason for the decrease in output of theatrical Star Wars properties in recent years. We get the entirely unnecessary origin story of the galaxy...

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New Star Wars means bonus content for you! We interrupt our regularly scheduled podcast to bring you coverage of the brand new Disney+ show, THE ACOLYTE episodes 5 and 6! Whitney and Ryan join Jack and Derrick to dive into the world's FIRST look into the High Republic era outside of EU literature!
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Derrick and Jack close out their discussion of the prequel trilogy with arguably the best entry in the franchise. In this film, we leave much of the political chatter and pointless drivel behind to dive into the ACTION! Anakin still spends much time crying with Padme about babies or something. Still, Obi-Wan kicks some major ass, Dooku is unceremoniously murdered and a four-armed lightsaber-wielding robot takes his place. Anakin fi...

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June 20, 2024 45 mins
Sorry this one is a day late, but we got it out as fast as we could considering the circumstances. We're half way through THE ACOLYTE and the mystery continues to build, but the action hasn't been there to pay it off. Our Jedi heroes (?) travel to the planet of Khofar to save the Wookie Jedi Kelnacca from Mae's wrath but will they be too late? PLUS we finally get a good look at Mae's mysterious Master. Is he a Sith? Is he Qimir? I...
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June 19, 2024 50 mins
This episode should be covering both episodes 3 and 4 of THE ACOLYTE, but we had a delay due to personal reasons and episode 4 will be later. Hopefully only one day. Thank you for understanding. This time we dive into the third episode of THE ACOLYTE titled DESTINY. A Rashomon-esque flashback to the childhood of Mae and Osha told from one point of view, we start to see what happened 16 years ago on Brandock to lead us to where we a...
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Part 2 of our discussion on Episode II of the prequel trilogy, we dive into this cringy snoozefest, while still trying to find redeeming qualities in what both Jack and Derrick consider one of the weakest entries in the Saga. The second Star Wars prequel film, directed by George Lucas and starring Ewan McGregor, Hayden Christiansen, Natalie Portman, Samuel L. Jackson and a bunch of computer alien folks. Set ten years after the even...

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Time for the SECOND episode of THE ACOLYTE! We interrupt our regularly scheduled podcast to bring you coverage of the brand new Disney+ show, THE ACOLYTE! Jack and Derrick are joined by Whitney, our special guest and co-host of Bad Movies Worse People, to dive into the world's FIRST look into the High Republic era outside of EU literature!
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New Star Wars means bonus content for you! We interrupt our regularly scheduled podcast to bring you coverage of the brand new Disney+ show, THE ACOLYTE! Jack and Derrick are joined by Whitney, our special guest and co-host of Bad Movies Worse People, to dive into the world's FIRST look into the High Republic era outside of EU literature!
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Part 1 of our discussion on Episode II of the prequel trilogy, we dive into this cringy snoozefest, while still trying to find redeeming qualities in what both Jack and Derrick consider one of the weakest entries in the Saga. The second Star Wars prequel film, directed by George Lucas and starring Ewan McGregor, Hayden Christiansen, Natalie Portman, Samuel L. Jackson and a bunch of computer alien folks. Set ten years after the even...

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Part 2 of the premiere episode! We're back, baby! Jack and Derrick kick off their brand-spankin’ new podcast discussing all of the live-action Star Wars universe in chronological order. For the inaugural episode, we drag Whitney, our co-host from ⁠Bad Movies Worse People⁠, along with us as we dive into the first prequel movie. Pod races, Jar Jar, weird little shitbird Darth Vader, Liam Neeson, Ewan McGregor, oddly racist alien cari...
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Jack and Derrick kick off their brand-spankin’ new podcast discussing all of the live-action Star Wars universe in chronological order. For the inaugural episode, we drag Whitney, our co-host from Bad Movies Worse People, along with us as we dive into the first prequel movie. Pod races, Jar Jar, weird little shitbird Darth Vader, Liam Neeson, Ewan McGregor, oddly racist alien caricatures and more! Plus a very long discussion about ...
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For our premiere prequel episode, Jack and Derrick discuss the new Acolyte trailer. We also have a short segment with our co-host Whitney from Bad Movies Worse People where we all take a 100% scientifically accurate internet quiz to determine what kind of lightsaber we would have.

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