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May 20, 2022 38 mins

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Episode Disclaimer: During Kirsty Vs. Dylan (14:08) some current affairs/themes are mentioned.

Welcome to Episode #4 of Happy Distraction. The feel-good, guilt-free, good kind of distraction. In today's show, your hosts, Dylan and Kirsty, chat about a fully-fledged application form you need to fill in, just to go on a date. Dylan shares a personal cringey story about a time when he thought he was some sort of tech guru and could fix everyone's issues and much more...

In the Show today:
Introduction: (00:25)
Cringe of the week: (02:58)
Hashtag Crashtag: (10:13)
Kirsty Vs. Dylan: (14:08)
Happy News: (34:33)
Goodbyes: (37:00)

Top quotes from the show:
"
Welcome to Happy distraction the guilt-free, the guilt-free... fuck, Kirsty what's the tagline"? - Dylan.
"I don't know I just get told to turn up". - Kirsty.
"Elizabeth matched on a dating wap... a dating wap *laughs*" - Kirsty.

Hashtag Crashtag:
In #HashtagCrashtag, we scour the internet for the funniest hashtags of all time, and this time it's #MyGirlfriendNotAllowedTo. This one was chosen by Kirsty, and it's massively cringe and a little bit disgusting, not gonna lie.

Kirsty Vs. Dylan:
And... are you ready for Kirsty Vs. Dylan? The epic weekly trivia battle pitting host v host, and this week we battle it in a game called 'Weird things humans search for'. Have you ever been curious about some of the weirdest and most bizarre internet searches? Look no further, we have them all for you. P.S. This game has something against the French, sorry about that :D

So take a seat, get comfy and get distracted!

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