Hard Mark Podcast

On the latest (and greatest?) episode of Rumpus Time, we discuss Ryan's most recent injury, we have a new listener to the program, Erik took the RAADS-R test, and Ryan ranks the greatest board games of all time!

For this week's "Ask the Talent", Ryan watches as "Stone Cold" Steve Austin attempts a home invasion on Brian Pillman, but Pillman's got a gun!

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In a tonal shift from our last match, we're going to take a look at a high flying contest from New Japan as Ricochet takes on Will Ospreay in the 2016 Best of the Super Juniors tournament. We'll delve into the controversy around the match, and Erik will name every wrestling move ever created. Will it spark joy within Ryan's dark heart? We'll find out!

Ryan's Record: 58 wins, 42 losses, 3 draws

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After a extended illness-related break, Ryan is officially a resident of Bothell (again), Erik went fishing, WrestleMania happened, Erik made the worst steak of his life, and Ryan ranks the 7 modern wonders of the world!

For this week's "Ask the Talent", Ryan watches a clip from just a few weeks ago as "Stone Cold" Steve Austin runs his 4-wheeler into a barricade at WrestleMania 41!

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As we burn that midnight oil, we take a deep dive into one of the most talked about storylines of all time, as the WCW/ECW Alliance attempt to destroy the WWF. On one side, we have "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, Kurt Angle, Booker T, Rob Van Dam, and Shane McMahon, and on the other is The Rock, The Undertaker, Kane, Chris Jericho, and The Big Show. It's winner takes all to determine which company lives and which dies!

On the latest Rumpus Time, Ryan explains his failure to bring the Goldfish crackers that he promised, Ryan tells the story of the time he lied about losing a testicle, Erik breaks the grocery store embargo to share a mysterious tale, and Ryan ranks ways of drying your hands in public bathrooms.

And last but not least, for this week's "Ask the Talent" Ryan watches as The Rock, Chris Jericho, Booker T, and Rhyno engage i...

On the newest episode, we head back to Japan to see two big bears beating the crap out of each other as Big Van Vader defends the IWGP Championship against Stan "The Lariat" Hansen in a contest that is sure to draw some eyeballs.

Ryan's Record: 58 wins, 41 losses, 2 draws

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Erik is getting all of his grocery store talk out of his system for the supermarket special edition of Rumpus Time! Grocery apps, bag fees, all the hot topics are here! Plus, Ryan will be performing a ranking of crackers!

And last but not least, for this week's "Ask the Talent" Ryan watches "Stone Cold" Steve Austin brawl with Booker T in a grocery store.

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On the latest episode, we take things old school, warp back in time to 1989, and get our tag team on as Ryan absorbs a classic contest between The Rockers, comprised of Shawn Michaels and Marty Jannetty, as their arch-rivals The Brain Busters, Arn Anderson and Tully Blanchard. Ryan is attempting to set a new record of 7 consecutive correct predictions with this one!

Ryan's Record: 58 wins, 40 losses, 2 draws

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We're back from our holiday hangover to discuss our respective old guy New Years celebrations, Erik shares some stories about recent home repair projects, we delve into the world of little people wrestling, and we talk about Hulk Hogan getting booed on WWE Raw's Netflix premiere.

And to cap it off, Ryan ranks minor physical annoyances, and for this week's Ask the Talent Ryan watches Lex Luger's infamous "I don't know!" t-shirt prom...

For our 100th match, we'll watch as Ryan's guy, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, defends the WWF Championship against both Kurt Angle and Rob Van Dam! It's got flips, it's got chairs, it's got Vince McMahon, but does it got what Ryan wants?

Ryan's Record: 57 wins, 40 losses, 2 draws

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We're back to celebrate the holiday season and discuss the Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul fight, the Pacific Northwest's bomb cyclone, and nasal strips, before Ryan ranks kitchen appliances.

And for this episode's new and improved "Ask the Talent", Ryan watches Steve Austin attempt to provide Vince McMahon with some chicken soup for the soul with the help of his trusty guitar.

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On the latest and greatest edition of Rumpus Time we go over Ryan's recent escapades in Kansas City, Erik's birthday, and Ryan weighs in on love languages.

And for this episode's "Ask the Talent", Ryan watches New Jack of The Gangstas deliver an attention grabbing interview in Smokey Mountain Wrestling.

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We're back at it again to watch the Battle of the Billionaires! Donald Trump's pick of Bobby Lashley will face off against Vince McMahon's choice of the Samoan Savage, Umaga. The losing billionaire will have their head shaved bald! Will the threat of losing their hair garner some empathy from Ryan?

Ryan's Record: 55 wins, 40 losses, 2 draws

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Today on the program we discuss Erik's recent mattress purchase, his recent YMCA visit, and Ryan ranks minor disabilities.

And for this episode's "Ask the Talent", Ryan watches Mr. America take a lie detector test at the behest of the evil Vince McMahon.

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Here we are, watching a legendarily brutal match between Olympic gold medalist Kurt Angle as he takes on Shane McMahon in a street fight! Tailbones will be cracked, glass will be shattered, but will it be enough to win over Ryan's heart?

Ryan's Record: 54 wins, 40 losses, 2 draws

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We're battling through our post-Olympic haze to discuss Ryan's fitness pledge, Erik suggests Ryan's love of cats is seeded in fear, and Ryan ranks the events of the pentathlon.

And for this episode's "Ask the Talent", Ryan watches as Vince McMahon announces that he's purchased WCW, but will anyone else have a say in the matter?

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We're back to watch not just one, but two matches today! First, Ryan is introduced to the unstoppable Goldberg as he takes on the Mortal Kombat-inspired Glacier, which leads us to our main course as Goldberg vies for the United States championship against the grunge cult leader Raven.

Ryan's Record: 52 wins, 40 losses, 2 draws

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The fellas are back during the dog days of summer to discuss Ryan's recent pants accident, his experience at seeing Blink-182, and various other bits of chitter chatter before Ryan ranks prominent billionaires.

And for this episode's "Ask the Talent", Ryan watches the shocking WCW debut of the Shockmaster!

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