August 15, 2022 • 33 mins
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William Jeffery (00:00):
So you want to talk about old people?
Marcus (00:02):
Wow. When you say like that, that seems out of context
and seems offensive, but it doessound like something I would
say.
William Jeffery (00:08):
Why is it offensive to old people like
you? Are they part of thatalphabet group? Oh, because you
can identify as old right? Isthat the thing?
Marcus (00:18):
Is you don't want to be ageist
William Jeffery (00:20):
who's ageist?
Person?
Marcus (00:22):
No people that
William Jeffery (00:24):
that sounds like an urban names conversation
Marcus (00:27):
sounds like,
William Jeffery (00:28):
Oh, I think I went to high school with an
ages. Ages Miss Larry, in whenhe got in trouble for putting
the firecracker in the toilet.
It was hilarious.
Marcus (00:39):
And a 47 takes us to where we're going with. I'm
sorry. 24 takes this is
William Jeffery (00:43):
one bringing up people from high school. You
don't remember ages? I don'tknow. It was a little. I don't
know. I know. It sounds likelook, you know, Greek urban
name. Who's so we're talkingabout? High School delinquents.
And old people.
Marcus (01:01):
No, I was gonna talk like I was watching glory. The
movie.
William Jeffery (01:04):
Why should cable Oh,
Marcus (01:06):
yes. So I was watching with a man between homes right
now. So I was watching withMatthew Broderick.
William Jeffery (01:12):
And I feel like you had to watch that on DVD,
like, Denzel Washington, maybeeven VHS
Marcus (01:18):
and Morgan Freeman. And I was just thinking to myself,
how old is Morgan Freeman? Andwhy? Well,
William Jeffery (01:23):
he was born 65.
So okay. I don't not sure Ithink this is his 37th time
being 65. Maybe I'm not I'm notsure how they do his aging, but
he has no baby pictures. I'venever seen a baby picture
literally exists. He's been 65from job.
Marcus (01:40):
Before we go down this rabbit hole. Maybe we should
introduce yourself.
William Jeffery (01:44):
I'm well and my baby pictures exist. I had a
receding hairline at birth andafro, like right behind my ears.
It's really weird. Kind of likeGeorge Jefferson. Yeah. Yeah.
Like, like I was born with theseheadphones on my head or
something. It's weird. But thathappens because baby hair grows
funny. And it like sometimes,like grows at a different
(02:06):
texture that it falls out. Thenit grows back. Some babies are
like covered in hair. They looklike little grizzly bears all
kinds of babies weird.
Marcus (02:13):
Yeah. And I'm Marcus.
And I don't have any babyphotos. Oh, my mother has.
William Jeffery (02:18):
So you're also 65 And definitely,
Marcus (02:21):
I could be like on crack. That's what they say. It
does.
William Jeffery (02:25):
Just it takes a while because once it does it
just it shatters completely. Butyeah, you know what's funny is
there's a billboard by mom'shouse advertising, black
sunscreen, and their slogan isBlack don't crack. Yes, it does
buy our sunscreen or somethinglike that. And it's that's not a
(02:46):
good slogan. Because I've neverused sunscreen and I've also
never been sunburn. And I spentmany of summer on the beach with
my family. Not like a nicebeach. Nothing like Venice
Beach. But the Sun works thesame at Venice as it does in the
Hamptons. So same sun nosunscreen. So for my black has
not cracked. But you know whatit is is the drugs. That's what
(03:10):
messes up your skin I thinkalcohol to maybe we insure it I
didn't drink a lot though.
Marcus (03:14):
It's still summer maybe you have time to go like
William Jeffery (03:16):
run burn knob Good. I'll leave that to the
white people. They're reallygood at it. A way to do it on
purpose they got these littlepods that look like spaceships
and all they do is burn you likeyou could just stand in the
Valley for five minutes if youwant sunburns you don't have to
sit and Michael Jackson'sHyperbolic Time Chamber whatever
thing is he used to get refilleda Lago
Marcus (03:40):
maybe you should go and drop your intro and say you want
me
William Jeffery (03:43):
to get in the space pod and get okay well I
guess I'm going to get a tan andthe atmosphere so
Marcus (04:17):
I have one quick question when where did this
tanning bed come from and whywere you pumping boys insole up?
Well I'm just curious I when Ididn't know we had the budget
for this and you just said youdon't want so rental? Was this
just to prove your point for theshow? People can't see this
(04:38):
right. Well, they
William Jeffery (04:39):
won't let you in the tanning businesses as an
African American because likeyou're done I wish that gyms
were the same way when likesuper strong people come in
there and they come picking upthe whole weight apparatus as
opposed to the wage like hey,man, you're done. You've you've
completed this mission. I needyou to go play a different game
once you go pick up RPG orsomething Oh shot all the bad
(05:01):
guys. Call of Duty is finishedand ready to play a different
game. Yeah. I think that'sthat's how they feel about black
people trying to get tan. Okay,okay. Yeah. So you know more you
know the darker side of thespectrum. I feel you
Marcus (05:13):
so you've answered the tanning bed question which is a
rental. I hope this doesn't comeout of my salary.
William Jeffery (05:19):
Now I just take it back.
Marcus (05:20):
I take it back. It's not gonna fit. And then the second
thing is the boys men. Why wereyou playing it on 100 Great
song.
William Jeffery (05:29):
Is it though?
Marcus (05:31):
I don't know. Is it giving bad instructions or
something?
William Jeffery (05:33):
I mean, I don't know. I only know that one clip
because I found myself doing aninternet challenge that included
that song. I don't think we'velistened to that song before.
But when it came on to thechallenge, I was compelled to
sing. It was I think, I don'tknow maybe they sampled the Holy
Ghost they recorded in a Baptistchurch. I don't know how it
(05:54):
happened. But I was the jet likeit's this internet thing where
you they play like three or foursongs. And you're supposed to
not sing along right? And you'replaying a bunch of oh, it was a
night. It's what? Don't singalong 90s r&b challenge. I think
it's what it's what it wascalled. In the first song. I
don't remember that. It was likea Joe song. And that it was boys
(06:16):
to bed. And I just next thing Iknow, I was standing up in my
backyard belting out. You know,if I ever fall in love again, I
will make sure that the woman isa friend because last time I
fell in love one of my enemiesand that did not go well. Wait,
was that second part part of thelyrics? No, no, it's just the
first part. Okay. It is. Okay.
Okay, okay. I'll make sure okay,that the lady right is a friend.
Marcus (06:45):
Oh, for anyone listening? No will has amazing
vocals, but he had to sing itoff to make sure we didn't get
sick.
William Jeffery (06:49):
No, no, I got chopped in the throat at the
last rec league game. And myvocals are on hold. Okay, until
further notice, I gotta get adoctor's note. To be able to
think again. But apparentlythey'll let me talk all I want.
Marcus (07:06):
So, okay, I would like I'm gonna put a pin in that
because I would like to circleback to songs and they're
terrible. Advice. So youmentioned Oh, do you consider
yourself old?
William Jeffery (07:18):
I've been old for at least 10 years. Do others
consider you old? Well,
Marcus (07:22):
like do you when you like, read? Do you ever read the
comments on your videos?
William Jeffery (07:28):
When I say yeah, listeners, I'm sure they
know I do. Because I try torespond. And I only get like
four comments. And that's like,once every 37 posts. So it's not
like I have to, you know, wadethrough the mountains and
mountains of comments, right?
hit people. For those of youthat are listening, if you have
social media, do not be afraidto comment. That's how it works.
You post something and then yousay haha, or that was dumb, or I
(07:51):
can do it better, or whateveryou'd like to say, and I'll
respond and explain to you whyyou're wrong. But, you know,
just in order for me to be ableto, you know, do that for you.
You have to first reach out andmake that comment. Okay. But
yeah, I try to read them, youknow, when I can. But I know
well, people don't think I'mold, I guess because I don't
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look traditionally old. But it'sbecause you can't check like
knee and ankle age. Like likecartilage usually get like spot
check that like I don't reallyhave a limp or anything. Like
right now. Give me a week ortwo.
Marcus (08:30):
So from the outside you don't look old but you don't
have wrinkles or anything likethat. Or no, I don't have
massive stupid questions. I cansee you in the face when I
William Jeffery (08:38):
was gonna say was in the same room. But you
know, for the listeners. I don'tlook old but I do have a face
for radio. So we just wanted asmooth face for radio I guess
about so I've been told. I alsodon't look in the mirror very
often. So these are they alwayssay Black don't crack. They do
(08:58):
they do but like it it doesn'tit's weird it it's Black don't
crack and neither does what isyellow, I guess for the Asians.
Because I don't age either theyage gracefully as well. Right
like, forgo the slur and let'sfocus on the compliment because
black I didn't anyway, I knowwhat you mean. Everybody has a
(09:21):
color right? We've got blackyellow, white, red, if we're
going that route. Yeah. Anyway,point being Asians age
gracefully as well. They didlike they get to about I don't
know, mid to late 20s They staythere for a good 30 years and
then they look like you know aXiao Long Xiao Chun master was
(09:42):
super long, you know, foot longbeard men and women is platinum
white hair, right? And they canlike you know, skip across
bamboo trees. Right, right. Oh,then BJs with twig.
Marcus (09:54):
Black. That sounds like it would like for us as black
people. We tend to look ouryoung sideways. Don't wait too
late and free minutes.
William Jeffery (10:01):
Yeah, like you're you're 24 until you're 68
right and then you're just 68forever. Well, you're just 68
and you're like 90 today didreally that usually happens
about a week?
Marcus (10:14):
Well, Angela Bassett and Morgan Freeman the two oldest
staples I can think of that lookextremely amazing. And Angela
Bassett would are fine. So
William Jeffery (10:22):
you know, I don't know that I would use the
adjective fine to describeAngela Bassett
Marcus (10:28):
wine. What? Yeah, like a fine wine. You mature with
William Jeffery (10:33):
age. It's like a Brut champagne because she's
got really muscular arms. Like,
Marcus (10:41):
you know, she's not a delicate wallflower or anything
like that of any sense. Butlike,
William Jeffery (10:46):
I mean, she doesn't look oh, she looks
strong. I'm still young either.
She just she looks. She looksstrong. She's very strong. Looks
like she benchpress like 320Although she bends but she
definitely does a curls.
Definitely. Because like her Idon't know what her chest looks
like. So I can't get past theshoulders and arms. So you know,
(11:09):
she's maybe she should get ablouse instead of a tank top.
Marcus (11:12):
So it's important that prints. Were talking about this.
And I was watching glory theother day.
William Jeffery (11:18):
Really got to watch something on the internet.
Stop watching VHS tapes andDVDs. If you watch Schindler's
List after that, like why don'tyou just watch and
Marcus (11:26):
depressing Schindler's List. Oh, man. She didn't
redemption. Anyway. So afterwatching glory, I noticed one
thing, Matthew Broderick. Okay,Denzel Washington. In Morgan
Freeman. You got Ferris Bueller?
Denzel Washington both lookinglike you know, Matthew Broderick
(11:47):
is kind of older.
William Jeffery (11:50):
Find out the statute of limitation on VHS
royalties. Try to find out thesedudes are still getting paid.
No, I was trying to figure
Marcus (11:56):
out like how old all these guys were in why Morgan
Freeman looks that age then in amovie that came out in 1989. And
still looks
William Jeffery (12:05):
because he's 65. He's he's on his third
decade of being 65. They justgive him more or less facial
hair. And every few decades,they'll add like one or two
wrinkles, or one of them likemoles. Because he has more moles
now because I've never had itcan't really that's those of age
moles, each one.
Marcus (12:24):
Oh, they just compile into age mode. Eventually, he
just
William Jeffery (12:27):
turns into a whole mole. Oh, that's
disgusting. What just tinyshrimp in a shrink when you get
older.
Marcus (12:33):
They say you shrink. But he's still doing wild things
like he was having an affairdriving around with like a
mistress in his car crashed thecar.
William Jeffery (12:42):
He makes movies. He's a celebrity. So you
could be a one armed midget andstill have affairs and crash
cars and do whatever you want.
Because we idolize celebrities,and he's been making movies my
whole life. So that's notsurprising at all.
Marcus (12:59):
Let's see. That brings me to the second thing. Like
when we were talking about likebad advice.
William Jeffery (13:05):
Why wouldn't advise you to be a 78 year old
Playboy, but I didn't work forhalf
Marcus (13:11):
according to some of the songs we hear now. I mean, that
song sounds really bad advice.
Right? Right. Well,
William Jeffery (13:17):
that's because well, that's what needs to be
listened to, I guess. Well, no,even country music. I was gonna
say country music might havebetter advice, but it doesn't.
It doesn't have any advice. It'sjust somebody complaining about
their life. Yeah, you say to aukulele? Yeah, no, but they
complain to
Marcus (13:33):
us like a banjo. I think we're both making sense. I
William Jeffery (13:36):
think that's the same thing. washboard. A
washboard is a tool, not aninstrument. spoons, and those
are utensils,
Marcus (13:47):
like when you slap them
William Jeffery (13:49):
just using the wrong. So you slap somebody with
a knife though. That's the salt.
So many jazz music?
Marcus (13:55):
Probably they don't have any instructions. Or like
advice, right?
William Jeffery (13:58):
Yeah, probably the best advice you can get is
from jazz music,
Marcus (14:01):
which is no advice whatsoever. Be decisions
William Jeffery (14:06):
in research.
Don't turn on the radio for lifeadvice.
Marcus (14:10):
Really weird thing against jazz, you should
William Jeffery (14:13):
have no problem. Jazz is great. Because
it doesn't give you it doesn'ttell you to do anything. Man.
It's my job. You listen topodcasts for advice. You don't
listen to the radio. There's nosong. There's just words and all
these love songs. They're alwaystelling us what we should do or
what to do. And it's it's justit's always sort of the ringing
the alarm. It's alwayspolarizing, right? Like it's
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always gonna go amazingly well.
And you're gonna get rosepetals, and weddings and babies.
Or they're cheating witheveryone you've ever met. As
soon as you close your eyes liketurnaround, so it just did
nothing in between. It's notlike you know, today it was a
good day we had lunch and didn'targue
Marcus (14:52):
50 cent Tadasana
William Jeffery (14:55):
No Evil Knievel did that wonder you touch it.
Marcus (14:57):
Just Negi.
William Jeffery (15:01):
yeah that was there a lot of those
instructional instructionalfiles aren't bad advice though
those usually if you follow theinstructions to my rhythmically
challenged listeners if you justlisten to the song and do what
they say on the beat they say itto do you usually will you know
execute the dance at a c pluslevel you know it's difficult it
(15:26):
is but they give you the thewhole it's not even a song it's
a list of instruction to like asnare drum it's there's not even
really a hook the hook is theresting part of the day I
Marcus (15:36):
got you I think it's the following instructions part
might be my problem. Um, soanother rapper sent another
instructions rapper one rappersaid you put the first 500 in
the safe and you lock forget thekey or something like that. ever
forget the combination, I stilldon't know what he means.
William Jeffery (15:52):
They gave me an open savings account. I'm pretty
sure you know, the way that isaccount itself you got checking
and savings and you put thefirst 500 in the savings and
then you take the logininformation and you give it to
your grandmother because youknow she can't log in and
nothing sorry, I didn't mean tooffend you grand maybe she's
(16:14):
tech said no,
Marcus (16:15):
no, I was just I was I'm sorry for my silence. I was
trying to write some of thisdown I was it's good advice.
William Jeffery (16:20):
Generally speaking, if you want to never
get into something, give it toyour grandmother or your parents
like my mom and dad are notterribly great at maintaining
passwords and or logging intothings so the person is gonna
write so give them your all heresavings account information that
money will be the safest moneyin your life. Am I need to get
(16:40):
$20 on my savings account? Oh,sweetie, let me see if I can go
find that password. I wrote itdown on a post it and then I did
a posted audit the other day.
And I organized them by color.
Problem is I only had greenposted so I had to soak some of
them in bleach to lighten them.
So we've got light green toforest green. And what was the
question? Say bye now is thebill is passed? Do you've made
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the 20 you don't need itanymore. Now you're saving money
right financial advice hit bothpiracy.
Marcus (17:12):
I didn't know you're just no financial. I mean you do
William Jeffery (17:14):
it's important to save me and you know as
acting adult I know howdifficult it is to save
Marcus (17:21):
a little dickie came out with a song save that money or
something like that. That waspopular for like a week and
William Jeffery (17:28):
patronizing to take to give me savings advice
from a Jewish kid like of coursehe knows how to save money. Like
wow, the that but actually, itwas nice. It was refreshing to
hear a like a rap song thatrepresented middle of the road
lyrics like he wasn't doinganything amazing. Wasn't poor
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either. But you know, signing upfor free trials like everybody
else and canceling in 30 daysand like that. So that was that
was a rap unicorn if you will.
Because generally you have to begetting it out the mud or I'm so
rich. I don't check price tags.
Like it's not like throwingeverything in the back shots are
fabulous. Yeah. So you knowthere's it's that was very
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middle of the road or not evenmiddle row, it was just it it.
It was rap music that spoke toprobably the majority of the
people that are buying rap musicbecause, you know, we're not all
rappers and we're not alltrappers either. Most of us are
sitting in somebody's livingroom listening to this stuff,
right? And rappers are like theworst financial advisors ever.
Actually,
Marcus (18:30):
I think all musicians, mainly black people are the
worst financial advisors ever.
William Jeffery (18:35):
I mean, I think
Marcus (18:38):
T PAIN told me that I don't even own it or blow it or
something like that. It's aboutblowing stacks.
William Jeffery (18:48):
First of all, I don't think it's safe to
paraphrase your financialadvice. Oh, you want to kind of
want to copy that for Batum Oh,okay. So if I can I'm confused
stack blow. What is what was theadvice? Brandon T. Payne is a
character and more talentedthan, you know, people give him
(19:13):
credit for not sure I would takefinancial advice.
Marcus (19:16):
Most of his advice is about taking money to the strip
club and blowing it on theStrip. Which I mean, if you
enjoy delicate dancers such asmyself, then you know you may
take out a loan to blow it on.
William Jeffery (19:29):
No, I can't.
Family. I didn't like stripperswhen I didn't have a family. You
Marcus (19:34):
never like sugar. Oh, you just said that. But the
point being it's not about yourdisdain for exotic dancers.
William Jeffery (19:41):
It's about the cocoa butter that they used in
order to perpetuate thestereotype of black not
cracking.
Marcus (19:49):
It's all full circle. I see what you mean. But yeah, um,
William Jeffery (19:52):
you can't have old strippers. strippers always
have good skin, that explosive
Marcus (19:57):
song by corrupting them.
That's a terrible song, Iactually listened to the whole
lyrics that is, I don't knowwhen they I mean, they're,
they're literally talking abouttheir day.
William Jeffery (20:07):
And but mostly swear words. The problem with
explosive is that they releasedthat song on the radio. And I
said it's two and a half minutesof just remixed swear words like
reverse. So I think there's apart of the corrupt suppers
where it's just silence becausethey couldn't come up with
enough sounds to string togetherto bleep out all the swear
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words. Because if grew up evergave a
Marcus (20:31):
broke, explosive. What I mean to some people, that's
great advice, though,
William Jeffery (20:39):
to not care about women. I mean, no, I don't
Well,
Marcus (20:46):
I don't know. Because it was so bleeped out. And I never
understand what they say. Idon't even play that part.
William Jeffery (20:52):
And if corrupt, cared about women, he would
always be poor. I think thefirst few lines of that song Oh.
Marcus (21:04):
So he doesn't care about women at all?
William Jeffery (21:06):
Well, I think it's a specific type of woman,
that he's both like, you know,because the hose of everybody.
And if you care about a specificone, and you probably waste a
bunch of money on it, I thinkit's the advice that he was
trying to give, right?
Marcus (21:19):
And then be honest, he told me this, or Destiny's Child
taught us that we have to makesure we can pay their bills,
their telephone bills, theirautomobiles, which is way more
than one car. That's scary. Andthen
William Jeffery (21:31):
I just feel like that's unrealistic, right?
Like they are successful. Or atthe time they were successful
r&b group. Right, right. So howam i How am I? You know, working
at Jamba Juice or basketballwherever I was working at the
time, I can barely pay my ownphone bill, you got a song I'm
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listening to asking for normalpeople to pay your bit like,
what kind of missile that isjust now you pay my look. Don't
Don't nobody, just get it fromthe label that give you a full
Why do you? You don't need whatyou need as an agent. That's
what you need. Can you get me anagent should have been the salt
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because then you don't needanybody to pay your bills. And
you could date, you know,organically,
Marcus (22:18):
like a lot of songs come out if they're a hit. People
take those songs for like thetruth and the Gospel. And they
live by those songs for a while.
And no matter what the messageis, it's kind of scary. Like,
for instance, we all knowAmerica is terrible. But when
Donald Glover came out with thisis America, people were like,
yeah, man, this is America.
That's That's right. That's ouranthem. That should be our new
(22:38):
national anthem. And
William Jeffery (22:39):
I think that was mostly white people.
Marcus (22:42):
Be there resume? Shots of Republicans. Oh, it's like, I
feel like you have one possiblyon the show. So like, your
facial expression. Um, so yeah,I just feel like I don't know,
man. certain songs come out. Andthen, you know, well, Michael
(23:04):
Jackson, they don't really careabout that about us. That was
powerful.
William Jeffery (23:08):
Oh, I thought you'd want to be starting
something. I mean, that would.
That's what people hear whenthey drink too much Hennessy.
Marcus (23:19):
Some songs are inappropriate to be played in
public outings do I think
William Jeffery (23:23):
yeah, explosive.
Marcus (23:25):
Even in the club?
William Jeffery (23:26):
No, no, it's fine in the club.
Marcus (23:28):
anywhere else? I think that's inappropriate.
William Jeffery (23:30):
Well, actually, it depends on at what time in
the club because you can startfights with explosive
temperature. You
Marcus (23:36):
know what that trick that was played at the NBA game?
For Memphis? I don't know why.
William Jeffery (23:42):
I think he was from Memphis in the movie. What?
Marcus (23:45):
Yes, but why is that?
Like, I brought this up on thepodcast before and I'm just I
don't understand. There'scertain things I just don't
understand. Like,
William Jeffery (23:51):
what it was Dad had been from Memphis so they
played it in Memphis. Whoop thattrick part? Maybe they work
tricks in Memphis. I've neverbeen to Memphis I don't know
what's customary there. Butlike, who am I? There's you
can't just what are you out herejudging the Romans in Rome?
Right. Like he's, the characteris supposed to be. So they like
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it'd be different if we playedit out here. Like we you know,
we hold our tricks. In a veryhigh esteem. We don't have to be
whipping them like that. So youcan't play music like that out
here in LA. But it Memphis Idon't know what happens in
Memphis, maybe. But I getplaying like they play all the
LA artists out here. And theytalk on a gangbang and stuff and
(24:36):
you know, there's only likethree gang members on every
basketball team. The rest ofthem are all athletes. It's very
true. So you know, it's, it'sfine. For Memphis to play
Memphis music.
Marcus (24:46):
Alright, now Fair enough. You know, I mean, it's
okay. You know what? I think weshould get a land display in a
little bit.
William Jeffery (24:56):
Are we gonna land in Memphis? Oh, I'm not
gonna get Smith as me. I likemovies. Well, I've never been
like someone you've never beenbecause John plays from Memphis.
He gets traded. Like wherever hegets traded. I'm a Laker fan. I
like Jack can be a bandwagon fanfor other. No, I know. I
Marcus (25:17):
get it. I just you know.
William Jeffery (25:20):
I don't know why No, I've never been so I
don't have a reason to dislikeit. I've never been to Boston,
but I hate Boston. Because youknow, the lake. Yeah, no, I
Marcus (25:27):
hate Boston. Because in New York.
William Jeffery (25:30):
Boston is not in New York, though.
Marcus (25:32):
I don't think no, it's not.
William Jeffery (25:36):
Another guy appears Tennessee though. So it
gets confusing. They just askAmerica they steal everything
aren't language or they couldhow you just couldn't get my
time. So many words, you coulduse to name things. He's used
the same ones. I don'tunderstand. Laziness.
Marcus (25:53):
You should talk about laziness. On you know, did you
discuss laziness on your Dad'sCorner podcast?
William Jeffery (25:59):
Now because dads aren't lazy, not wouldn't
know if they're doing it right.
It can't be even if you try tobe they bring the work to you.
Like I try. I really try to belazy. And I can't because if
it's not the children, it's thewife or you know, the bill,
people can get real persistentif you don't pay them. It's just
everybody wants something. Sothere's not a lot of room for
(26:21):
laziness. In the dads corner,but it does still exist on Apple
podcasts or whatever Apple's gotgoing on. That's where the bad
corner exists. It is in a cornerof
Marcus (26:36):
Apple. Yet you also
William Jeffery (26:39):
talked about putting sunscreen on black
children do a whole episode onthat's it is not true. My mom
did put sunscreen on me once ortwice when I was like little. I
think maybe you're
Marcus (26:50):
supposed to like people can also get skin cancer.
William Jeffery (26:55):
Just soaked.
Yeah, yeah, they can. Everyoneis susceptible to answer. I was
talking about sunburn, but we goahead and just skip to terminate
me.
Marcus (27:08):
I think you get skin cancer sometimes before you even
get the sunburn.
William Jeffery (27:11):
So it's telling me why people are going and
paying good hard earned money tosit in little cancer pods. Yes.
I don't believe well, cancerfrom those things. Can you
there's so many of them outhere.
Marcus (27:28):
You think people in California care?
William Jeffery (27:30):
I mean, I don't think we're still able to make a
sale or well, people cancer. Butit doesn't lose weight. You
don't but so Michael singerYeah, that's that's different,
right? Like cigarettes, wedidn't know. So that habit built
up in the history of thecountry. We know now we put
warnings all over but peoplealready got the habit and you
(27:51):
know that life sucks. You know,I'm smoking cigarettes die,
whether I smoke it or not.
Anyway, so let me get the stressoff and smoke to see. But we've
always known that the sun isdangerous. It's a
Marcus (28:07):
real fact check. Using tanning beds before age 20 You
can increase your chances ofdeveloping skin cancer by 47%.
William Jeffery (28:17):
How many skin cancer cases? Are there? Why?
You know, we talked aboutstatistics and how they can be
shaped and moved to prove and ordisprove anything you want. So
just because it increases yourchances 47% You know, what does
that mean? I'm not I'm not gonnaI don't but it's not a concern
(28:39):
of mine because I'm not tryingto get tan. I'm trying to get
the good reveal a Lago get mycredit score. There's a direct
correlation between darkness andcredit score. Sure.
Marcus (28:51):
Speaking of is your website still under
construction?
William Jeffery (28:56):
Is No, no, the website is fully functional. Oh,
oh, nice. Congratulations. Yeah,yeah, you should go buy
something, mate. Let me knowwhat actually I'm not sure if it
works. Why don't you guys go tohead above hypocrisy.com. And go
try to purchase yourself. Tshirt hoodie, something, let me
know how long it takes toarrive? How much it costs, then
(29:16):
buy another one to make sure youknow, because that might be a
fluke. And then then let me knowget back to me. But it worked
for me. I just don't know.
That's locally. I don't know ifit works outside of my you know,
home network, right? Yeah, no,I'm gonna have to lean on my
listener out there to see ifthey can, you know, purchase one
of everything. The assurance, wegot to make sure that the whole
(29:36):
shop works do so you can't justbuy it, you got to buy one
everything is just and let mejust let me not make sure you
get everything. You know, thatmakes sense. You know, but it
should be working as far as, asfar as I know. And once I hit up
epoxy membership, it's all thesame. It's all head above. And
it's good marketing. Itsmarketing. That's good advice.
To keep your head above thehead. Yeah. I mean, you know,
(29:59):
it's hard,
Marcus (30:02):
we'll cap, there's the runway, I'm gonna let you land
your plane.
William Jeffery (30:05):
Um, I guess wear sunscreen if you bite was,
and, and don't listen to musictoo deeply, but listen to it,
because it's, you know, it'stherapeutic. But it's not. It's
not advice, right. Like, that'swhat books and the internet, to
a lesser extent, are for. That'swhat you should get information
advice from Not, not from yourmusic and, you know,
(30:28):
inspiration, sure, but notinformation, right, like the two
different things. I think thatit's very safe. And actually a
good idea even to pullinspiration from music. But if
you know, you start gettingfinance, advice and love lessons
from the songs that you listento, then you know, your your
(30:49):
life will look like a CD. Idon't know that. That's what you
want. So make sure you wearsunscreen and think for
yourself. You know, if you can'tthen you know, there's always
head above piracy. And therewon't be any, you know, snares
or high hats to distract youfrom the point, you can just get
the message right on, which isto think for yourself, I'm not
(31:10):
gonna do the work for you. Thatcosts extra. So, you know,
again, head on over to thewebsite, there is a section
where if you want to pay me tothink for you, you can, but
that's you know, it's like whenyou go to a restaurant and
something's market price, we gotto call and discuss that off
camera off my cell, head overover email me and I will do all
the thinking for you. It's gonnabe expensive, but don't worry
(31:32):
about that. Because you know,already thought about how much
how much it should cost and howmuch you're willing to spend.
Right? Since you don't want tothink I do. Know, then I could
service I got life coaches, whycan't I be thinking coach,
right? Like, if you go and I'mtrying to coach your whole life
just brain right? Like you stillyou go out and you do whatever
(31:53):
you want in your life. I'm gonnajust think for you bring you
know the choices to me, and I'llmake them for you. But you go
out and get the choices. I'm notyou know, you got life coaches
out here coaching a whole life,meanwhile, living their own
life. I'm not trying to do allthat, but I will answer a few
questions while I live my life.
On that note, I should probablyleave. We've been on the runway
for a minute. But the way planeswork, if you've ever been on
(32:16):
one, it takes a while after weland right? They got to flick
all the switches and depress allthe buttons and then they got to
wheel the stairs over. So we'vegot plenty of time. I really
should talk some more, but I'mpretty sure you wish that this
was over by now. So I'll let youget off the plane. Don't forget
your backpack. Drink water. Wearsunscreen. Music is for fun. Not
(32:39):
facts. No, no that's the wrongspacebar.
So you want to talk about old people?
Marcus (00:02):
Wow. When you say like that, that seems out of context
and seems offensive, but it doessound like something I would
say.
William Jeffery (00:08):
Why is it offensive to old people like
you? Are they part of thatalphabet group? Oh, because you
can identify as old right? Isthat the thing?
Marcus (00:18):
Is you don't want to be ageist
William Jeffery (00:20):
who's ageist?
Person?
Marcus (00:22):
No people that
William Jeffery (00:24):
that sounds like an urban names conversation
Marcus (00:27):
sounds like,
William Jeffery (00:28):
Oh, I think I went to high school with an
ages. Ages Miss Larry, in whenhe got in trouble for putting
the firecracker in the toilet.
It was hilarious.
Marcus (00:39):
And a 47 takes us to where we're going with. I'm
sorry. 24 takes this is
William Jeffery (00:43):
one bringing up people from high school. You
don't remember ages? I don'tknow. It was a little. I don't
know. I know. It sounds likelook, you know, Greek urban
name. Who's so we're talkingabout? High School delinquents.
And old people.
Marcus (01:01):
No, I was gonna talk like I was watching glory. The
movie.
William Jeffery (01:04):
Why should cable Oh,
Marcus (01:06):
yes. So I was watching with a man between homes right
now. So I was watching withMatthew Broderick.
William Jeffery (01:12):
And I feel like you had to watch that on DVD,
like, Denzel Washington, maybeeven VHS
Marcus (01:18):
and Morgan Freeman. And I was just thinking to myself,
how old is Morgan Freeman? Andwhy? Well,
William Jeffery (01:23):
he was born 65.
So okay. I don't not sure Ithink this is his 37th time
being 65. Maybe I'm not I'm notsure how they do his aging, but
he has no baby pictures. I'venever seen a baby picture
literally exists. He's been 65from job.
Marcus (01:40):
Before we go down this rabbit hole. Maybe we should
introduce yourself.
William Jeffery (01:44):
I'm well and my baby pictures exist. I had a
receding hairline at birth andafro, like right behind my ears.
It's really weird. Kind of likeGeorge Jefferson. Yeah. Yeah.
Like, like I was born with theseheadphones on my head or
something. It's weird. But thathappens because baby hair grows
funny. And it like sometimes,like grows at a different
(02:06):
texture that it falls out. Thenit grows back. Some babies are
like covered in hair. They looklike little grizzly bears all
kinds of babies weird.
Marcus (02:13):
Yeah. And I'm Marcus.
And I don't have any babyphotos. Oh, my mother has.
William Jeffery (02:18):
So you're also 65 And definitely,
Marcus (02:21):
I could be like on crack. That's what they say. It
does.
William Jeffery (02:25):
Just it takes a while because once it does it
just it shatters completely. Butyeah, you know what's funny is
there's a billboard by mom'shouse advertising, black
sunscreen, and their slogan isBlack don't crack. Yes, it does
buy our sunscreen or somethinglike that. And it's that's not a
(02:46):
good slogan. Because I've neverused sunscreen and I've also
never been sunburn. And I spentmany of summer on the beach with
my family. Not like a nicebeach. Nothing like Venice
Beach. But the Sun works thesame at Venice as it does in the
Hamptons. So same sun nosunscreen. So for my black has
not cracked. But you know whatit is is the drugs. That's what
(03:10):
messes up your skin I thinkalcohol to maybe we insure it I
didn't drink a lot though.
Marcus (03:14):
It's still summer maybe you have time to go like
William Jeffery (03:16):
run burn knob Good. I'll leave that to the
white people. They're reallygood at it. A way to do it on
purpose they got these littlepods that look like spaceships
and all they do is burn you likeyou could just stand in the
Valley for five minutes if youwant sunburns you don't have to
sit and Michael Jackson'sHyperbolic Time Chamber whatever
thing is he used to get refilleda Lago
Marcus (03:40):
maybe you should go and drop your intro and say you want
me
William Jeffery (03:43):
to get in the space pod and get okay well I
guess I'm going to get a tan andthe atmosphere so
Marcus (04:17):
I have one quick question when where did this
tanning bed come from and whywere you pumping boys insole up?
Well I'm just curious I when Ididn't know we had the budget
for this and you just said youdon't want so rental? Was this
just to prove your point for theshow? People can't see this
(04:38):
right. Well, they
William Jeffery (04:39):
won't let you in the tanning businesses as an
African American because likeyou're done I wish that gyms
were the same way when likesuper strong people come in
there and they come picking upthe whole weight apparatus as
opposed to the wage like hey,man, you're done. You've you've
completed this mission. I needyou to go play a different game
once you go pick up RPG orsomething Oh shot all the bad
(05:01):
guys. Call of Duty is finishedand ready to play a different
game. Yeah. I think that'sthat's how they feel about black
people trying to get tan. Okay,okay. Yeah. So you know more you
know the darker side of thespectrum. I feel you
Marcus (05:13):
so you've answered the tanning bed question which is a
rental. I hope this doesn't comeout of my salary.
William Jeffery (05:19):
Now I just take it back.
Marcus (05:20):
I take it back. It's not gonna fit. And then the second
thing is the boys men. Why wereyou playing it on 100 Great
song.
William Jeffery (05:29):
Is it though?
Marcus (05:31):
I don't know. Is it giving bad instructions or
something?
William Jeffery (05:33):
I mean, I don't know. I only know that one clip
because I found myself doing aninternet challenge that included
that song. I don't think we'velistened to that song before.
But when it came on to thechallenge, I was compelled to
sing. It was I think, I don'tknow maybe they sampled the Holy
Ghost they recorded in a Baptistchurch. I don't know how it
(05:54):
happened. But I was the jet likeit's this internet thing where
you they play like three or foursongs. And you're supposed to
not sing along right? And you'replaying a bunch of oh, it was a
night. It's what? Don't singalong 90s r&b challenge. I think
it's what it's what it wascalled. In the first song. I
don't remember that. It was likea Joe song. And that it was boys
(06:16):
to bed. And I just next thing Iknow, I was standing up in my
backyard belting out. You know,if I ever fall in love again, I
will make sure that the woman isa friend because last time I
fell in love one of my enemiesand that did not go well. Wait,
was that second part part of thelyrics? No, no, it's just the
first part. Okay. It is. Okay.
Okay, okay. I'll make sure okay,that the lady right is a friend.
Marcus (06:45):
Oh, for anyone listening? No will has amazing
vocals, but he had to sing itoff to make sure we didn't get
sick.
William Jeffery (06:49):
No, no, I got chopped in the throat at the
last rec league game. And myvocals are on hold. Okay, until
further notice, I gotta get adoctor's note. To be able to
think again. But apparentlythey'll let me talk all I want.
Marcus (07:06):
So, okay, I would like I'm gonna put a pin in that
because I would like to circleback to songs and they're
terrible. Advice. So youmentioned Oh, do you consider
yourself old?
William Jeffery (07:18):
I've been old for at least 10 years. Do others
consider you old? Well,
Marcus (07:22):
like do you when you like, read? Do you ever read the
comments on your videos?
William Jeffery (07:28):
When I say yeah, listeners, I'm sure they
know I do. Because I try torespond. And I only get like
four comments. And that's like,once every 37 posts. So it's not
like I have to, you know, wadethrough the mountains and
mountains of comments, right?
hit people. For those of youthat are listening, if you have
social media, do not be afraidto comment. That's how it works.
You post something and then yousay haha, or that was dumb, or I
(07:51):
can do it better, or whateveryou'd like to say, and I'll
respond and explain to you whyyou're wrong. But, you know,
just in order for me to be ableto, you know, do that for you.
You have to first reach out andmake that comment. Okay. But
yeah, I try to read them, youknow, when I can. But I know
well, people don't think I'mold, I guess because I don't
(08:14):
look traditionally old. But it'sbecause you can't check like
knee and ankle age. Like likecartilage usually get like spot
check that like I don't reallyhave a limp or anything. Like
right now. Give me a week ortwo.
Marcus (08:30):
So from the outside you don't look old but you don't
have wrinkles or anything likethat. Or no, I don't have
massive stupid questions. I cansee you in the face when I
William Jeffery (08:38):
was gonna say was in the same room. But you
know, for the listeners. I don'tlook old but I do have a face
for radio. So we just wanted asmooth face for radio I guess
about so I've been told. I alsodon't look in the mirror very
often. So these are they alwayssay Black don't crack. They do
(08:58):
they do but like it it doesn'tit's weird it it's Black don't
crack and neither does what isyellow, I guess for the Asians.
Because I don't age either theyage gracefully as well. Right
like, forgo the slur and let'sfocus on the compliment because
black I didn't anyway, I knowwhat you mean. Everybody has a
(09:21):
color right? We've got blackyellow, white, red, if we're
going that route. Yeah. Anyway,point being Asians age
gracefully as well. They didlike they get to about I don't
know, mid to late 20s They staythere for a good 30 years and
then they look like you know aXiao Long Xiao Chun master was
(09:42):
super long, you know, foot longbeard men and women is platinum
white hair, right? And they canlike you know, skip across
bamboo trees. Right, right. Oh,then BJs with twig.
Marcus (09:54):
Black. That sounds like it would like for us as black
people. We tend to look ouryoung sideways. Don't wait too
late and free minutes.
William Jeffery (10:01):
Yeah, like you're you're 24 until you're 68
right and then you're just 68forever. Well, you're just 68
and you're like 90 today didreally that usually happens
about a week?
Marcus (10:14):
Well, Angela Bassett and Morgan Freeman the two oldest
staples I can think of that lookextremely amazing. And Angela
Bassett would are fine. So
William Jeffery (10:22):
you know, I don't know that I would use the
adjective fine to describeAngela Bassett
Marcus (10:28):
wine. What? Yeah, like a fine wine. You mature with
William Jeffery (10:33):
age. It's like a Brut champagne because she's
got really muscular arms. Like,
Marcus (10:41):
you know, she's not a delicate wallflower or anything
like that of any sense. Butlike,
William Jeffery (10:46):
I mean, she doesn't look oh, she looks
strong. I'm still young either.
She just she looks. She looksstrong. She's very strong. Looks
like she benchpress like 320Although she bends but she
definitely does a curls.
Definitely. Because like her Idon't know what her chest looks
like. So I can't get past theshoulders and arms. So you know,
(11:09):
she's maybe she should get ablouse instead of a tank top.
Marcus (11:12):
So it's important that prints. Were talking about this.
And I was watching glory theother day.
William Jeffery (11:18):
Really got to watch something on the internet.
Stop watching VHS tapes andDVDs. If you watch Schindler's
List after that, like why don'tyou just watch and
Marcus (11:26):
depressing Schindler's List. Oh, man. She didn't
redemption. Anyway. So afterwatching glory, I noticed one
thing, Matthew Broderick. Okay,Denzel Washington. In Morgan
Freeman. You got Ferris Bueller?
Denzel Washington both lookinglike you know, Matthew Broderick
(11:47):
is kind of older.
William Jeffery (11:50):
Find out the statute of limitation on VHS
royalties. Try to find out thesedudes are still getting paid.
No, I was trying to figure
Marcus (11:56):
out like how old all these guys were in why Morgan
Freeman looks that age then in amovie that came out in 1989. And
still looks
William Jeffery (12:05):
because he's 65. He's he's on his third
decade of being 65. They justgive him more or less facial
hair. And every few decades,they'll add like one or two
wrinkles, or one of them likemoles. Because he has more moles
now because I've never had itcan't really that's those of age
moles, each one.
Marcus (12:24):
Oh, they just compile into age mode. Eventually, he
just
William Jeffery (12:27):
turns into a whole mole. Oh, that's
disgusting. What just tinyshrimp in a shrink when you get
older.
Marcus (12:33):
They say you shrink. But he's still doing wild things
like he was having an affairdriving around with like a
mistress in his car crashed thecar.
William Jeffery (12:42):
He makes movies. He's a celebrity. So you
could be a one armed midget andstill have affairs and crash
cars and do whatever you want.
Because we idolize celebrities,and he's been making movies my
whole life. So that's notsurprising at all.
Marcus (12:59):
Let's see. That brings me to the second thing. Like
when we were talking about likebad advice.
William Jeffery (13:05):
Why wouldn't advise you to be a 78 year old
Playboy, but I didn't work forhalf
Marcus (13:11):
according to some of the songs we hear now. I mean, that
song sounds really bad advice.
Right? Right. Well,
William Jeffery (13:17):
that's because well, that's what needs to be
listened to, I guess. Well, no,even country music. I was gonna
say country music might havebetter advice, but it doesn't.
It doesn't have any advice. It'sjust somebody complaining about
their life. Yeah, you say to aukulele? Yeah, no, but they
complain to
Marcus (13:33):
us like a banjo. I think we're both making sense. I
William Jeffery (13:36):
think that's the same thing. washboard. A
washboard is a tool, not aninstrument. spoons, and those
are utensils,
Marcus (13:47):
like when you slap them
William Jeffery (13:49):
just using the wrong. So you slap somebody with
a knife though. That's the salt.
So many jazz music?
Marcus (13:55):
Probably they don't have any instructions. Or like
advice, right?
William Jeffery (13:58):
Yeah, probably the best advice you can get is
from jazz music,
Marcus (14:01):
which is no advice whatsoever. Be decisions
William Jeffery (14:06):
in research.
Don't turn on the radio for lifeadvice.
Marcus (14:10):
Really weird thing against jazz, you should
William Jeffery (14:13):
have no problem. Jazz is great. Because
it doesn't give you it doesn'ttell you to do anything. Man.
It's my job. You listen topodcasts for advice. You don't
listen to the radio. There's nosong. There's just words and all
these love songs. They're alwaystelling us what we should do or
what to do. And it's it's justit's always sort of the ringing
the alarm. It's alwayspolarizing, right? Like it's
(14:34):
always gonna go amazingly well.
And you're gonna get rosepetals, and weddings and babies.
Or they're cheating witheveryone you've ever met. As
soon as you close your eyes liketurnaround, so it just did
nothing in between. It's notlike you know, today it was a
good day we had lunch and didn'targue
Marcus (14:52):
50 cent Tadasana
William Jeffery (14:55):
No Evil Knievel did that wonder you touch it.
Marcus (14:57):
Just Negi.
William Jeffery (15:01):
yeah that was there a lot of those
instructional instructionalfiles aren't bad advice though
those usually if you follow theinstructions to my rhythmically
challenged listeners if you justlisten to the song and do what
they say on the beat they say itto do you usually will you know
execute the dance at a c pluslevel you know it's difficult it
(15:26):
is but they give you the thewhole it's not even a song it's
a list of instruction to like asnare drum it's there's not even
really a hook the hook is theresting part of the day I
Marcus (15:36):
got you I think it's the following instructions part
might be my problem. Um, soanother rapper sent another
instructions rapper one rappersaid you put the first 500 in
the safe and you lock forget thekey or something like that. ever
forget the combination, I stilldon't know what he means.
William Jeffery (15:52):
They gave me an open savings account. I'm pretty
sure you know, the way that isaccount itself you got checking
and savings and you put thefirst 500 in the savings and
then you take the logininformation and you give it to
your grandmother because youknow she can't log in and
nothing sorry, I didn't mean tooffend you grand maybe she's
(16:14):
tech said no,
Marcus (16:15):
no, I was just I was I'm sorry for my silence. I was
trying to write some of thisdown I was it's good advice.
William Jeffery (16:20):
Generally speaking, if you want to never
get into something, give it toyour grandmother or your parents
like my mom and dad are notterribly great at maintaining
passwords and or logging intothings so the person is gonna
write so give them your all heresavings account information that
money will be the safest moneyin your life. Am I need to get
(16:40):
$20 on my savings account? Oh,sweetie, let me see if I can go
find that password. I wrote itdown on a post it and then I did
a posted audit the other day.
And I organized them by color.
Problem is I only had greenposted so I had to soak some of
them in bleach to lighten them.
So we've got light green toforest green. And what was the
question? Say bye now is thebill is passed? Do you've made
(17:03):
the 20 you don't need itanymore. Now you're saving money
right financial advice hit bothpiracy.
Marcus (17:12):
I didn't know you're just no financial. I mean you do
William Jeffery (17:14):
it's important to save me and you know as
acting adult I know howdifficult it is to save
Marcus (17:21):
a little dickie came out with a song save that money or
something like that. That waspopular for like a week and
William Jeffery (17:28):
patronizing to take to give me savings advice
from a Jewish kid like of coursehe knows how to save money. Like
wow, the that but actually, itwas nice. It was refreshing to
hear a like a rap song thatrepresented middle of the road
lyrics like he wasn't doinganything amazing. Wasn't poor
(17:49):
either. But you know, signing upfor free trials like everybody
else and canceling in 30 daysand like that. So that was that
was a rap unicorn if you will.
Because generally you have to begetting it out the mud or I'm so
rich. I don't check price tags.
Like it's not like throwingeverything in the back shots are
fabulous. Yeah. So you knowthere's it's that was very
(18:11):
middle of the road or not evenmiddle row, it was just it it.
It was rap music that spoke toprobably the majority of the
people that are buying rap musicbecause, you know, we're not all
rappers and we're not alltrappers either. Most of us are
sitting in somebody's livingroom listening to this stuff,
right? And rappers are like theworst financial advisors ever.
Actually,
Marcus (18:30):
I think all musicians, mainly black people are the
worst financial advisors ever.
William Jeffery (18:35):
I mean, I think
Marcus (18:38):
T PAIN told me that I don't even own it or blow it or
something like that. It's aboutblowing stacks.
William Jeffery (18:48):
First of all, I don't think it's safe to
paraphrase your financialadvice. Oh, you want to kind of
want to copy that for Batum Oh,okay. So if I can I'm confused
stack blow. What is what was theadvice? Brandon T. Payne is a
character and more talentedthan, you know, people give him
(19:13):
credit for not sure I would takefinancial advice.
Marcus (19:16):
Most of his advice is about taking money to the strip
club and blowing it on theStrip. Which I mean, if you
enjoy delicate dancers such asmyself, then you know you may
take out a loan to blow it on.
William Jeffery (19:29):
No, I can't.
Family. I didn't like stripperswhen I didn't have a family. You
Marcus (19:34):
never like sugar. Oh, you just said that. But the
point being it's not about yourdisdain for exotic dancers.
William Jeffery (19:41):
It's about the cocoa butter that they used in
order to perpetuate thestereotype of black not
cracking.
Marcus (19:49):
It's all full circle. I see what you mean. But yeah, um,
William Jeffery (19:52):
you can't have old strippers. strippers always
have good skin, that explosive
Marcus (19:57):
song by corrupting them.
That's a terrible song, Iactually listened to the whole
lyrics that is, I don't knowwhen they I mean, they're,
they're literally talking abouttheir day.
William Jeffery (20:07):
And but mostly swear words. The problem with
explosive is that they releasedthat song on the radio. And I
said it's two and a half minutesof just remixed swear words like
reverse. So I think there's apart of the corrupt suppers
where it's just silence becausethey couldn't come up with
enough sounds to string togetherto bleep out all the swear
(20:27):
words. Because if grew up evergave a
Marcus (20:31):
broke, explosive. What I mean to some people, that's
great advice, though,
William Jeffery (20:39):
to not care about women. I mean, no, I don't
Well,
Marcus (20:46):
I don't know. Because it was so bleeped out. And I never
understand what they say. Idon't even play that part.
William Jeffery (20:52):
And if corrupt, cared about women, he would
always be poor. I think thefirst few lines of that song Oh.
Marcus (21:04):
So he doesn't care about women at all?
William Jeffery (21:06):
Well, I think it's a specific type of woman,
that he's both like, you know,because the hose of everybody.
And if you care about a specificone, and you probably waste a
bunch of money on it, I thinkit's the advice that he was
trying to give, right?
Marcus (21:19):
And then be honest, he told me this, or Destiny's Child
taught us that we have to makesure we can pay their bills,
their telephone bills, theirautomobiles, which is way more
than one car. That's scary. Andthen
William Jeffery (21:31):
I just feel like that's unrealistic, right?
Like they are successful. Or atthe time they were successful
r&b group. Right, right. So howam i How am I? You know, working
at Jamba Juice or basketballwherever I was working at the
time, I can barely pay my ownphone bill, you got a song I'm
(21:51):
listening to asking for normalpeople to pay your bit like,
what kind of missile that isjust now you pay my look. Don't
Don't nobody, just get it fromthe label that give you a full
Why do you? You don't need whatyou need as an agent. That's
what you need. Can you get me anagent should have been the salt
(22:13):
because then you don't needanybody to pay your bills. And
you could date, you know,organically,
Marcus (22:18):
like a lot of songs come out if they're a hit. People
take those songs for like thetruth and the Gospel. And they
live by those songs for a while.
And no matter what the messageis, it's kind of scary. Like,
for instance, we all knowAmerica is terrible. But when
Donald Glover came out with thisis America, people were like,
yeah, man, this is America.
That's That's right. That's ouranthem. That should be our new
(22:38):
national anthem. And
William Jeffery (22:39):
I think that was mostly white people.
Marcus (22:42):
Be there resume? Shots of Republicans. Oh, it's like, I
feel like you have one possiblyon the show. So like, your
facial expression. Um, so yeah,I just feel like I don't know,
man. certain songs come out. Andthen, you know, well, Michael
(23:04):
Jackson, they don't really careabout that about us. That was
powerful.
William Jeffery (23:08):
Oh, I thought you'd want to be starting
something. I mean, that would.
That's what people hear whenthey drink too much Hennessy.
Marcus (23:19):
Some songs are inappropriate to be played in
public outings do I think
William Jeffery (23:23):
yeah, explosive.
Marcus (23:25):
Even in the club?
William Jeffery (23:26):
No, no, it's fine in the club.
Marcus (23:28):
anywhere else? I think that's inappropriate.
William Jeffery (23:30):
Well, actually, it depends on at what time in
the club because you can startfights with explosive
temperature. You
Marcus (23:36):
know what that trick that was played at the NBA game?
For Memphis? I don't know why.
William Jeffery (23:42):
I think he was from Memphis in the movie. What?
Marcus (23:45):
Yes, but why is that?
Like, I brought this up on thepodcast before and I'm just I
don't understand. There'scertain things I just don't
understand. Like,
William Jeffery (23:51):
what it was Dad had been from Memphis so they
played it in Memphis. Whoop thattrick part? Maybe they work
tricks in Memphis. I've neverbeen to Memphis I don't know
what's customary there. Butlike, who am I? There's you
can't just what are you out herejudging the Romans in Rome?
Right. Like he's, the characteris supposed to be. So they like
(24:14):
it'd be different if we playedit out here. Like we you know,
we hold our tricks. In a veryhigh esteem. We don't have to be
whipping them like that. So youcan't play music like that out
here in LA. But it Memphis Idon't know what happens in
Memphis, maybe. But I getplaying like they play all the
LA artists out here. And theytalk on a gangbang and stuff and
(24:36):
you know, there's only likethree gang members on every
basketball team. The rest ofthem are all athletes. It's very
true. So you know, it's, it'sfine. For Memphis to play
Memphis music.
Marcus (24:46):
Alright, now Fair enough. You know, I mean, it's
okay. You know what? I think weshould get a land display in a
little bit.
William Jeffery (24:56):
Are we gonna land in Memphis? Oh, I'm not
gonna get Smith as me. I likemovies. Well, I've never been
like someone you've never beenbecause John plays from Memphis.
He gets traded. Like wherever hegets traded. I'm a Laker fan. I
like Jack can be a bandwagon fanfor other. No, I know. I
Marcus (25:17):
get it. I just you know.
William Jeffery (25:20):
I don't know why No, I've never been so I
don't have a reason to dislikeit. I've never been to Boston,
but I hate Boston. Because youknow, the lake. Yeah, no, I
Marcus (25:27):
hate Boston. Because in New York.
William Jeffery (25:30):
Boston is not in New York, though.
Marcus (25:32):
I don't think no, it's not.
William Jeffery (25:36):
Another guy appears Tennessee though. So it
gets confusing. They just askAmerica they steal everything
aren't language or they couldhow you just couldn't get my
time. So many words, you coulduse to name things. He's used
the same ones. I don'tunderstand. Laziness.
Marcus (25:53):
You should talk about laziness. On you know, did you
discuss laziness on your Dad'sCorner podcast?
William Jeffery (25:59):
Now because dads aren't lazy, not wouldn't
know if they're doing it right.
It can't be even if you try tobe they bring the work to you.
Like I try. I really try to belazy. And I can't because if
it's not the children, it's thewife or you know, the bill,
people can get real persistentif you don't pay them. It's just
everybody wants something. Sothere's not a lot of room for
(26:21):
laziness. In the dads corner,but it does still exist on Apple
podcasts or whatever Apple's gotgoing on. That's where the bad
corner exists. It is in a cornerof
Marcus (26:36):
Apple. Yet you also
William Jeffery (26:39):
talked about putting sunscreen on black
children do a whole episode onthat's it is not true. My mom
did put sunscreen on me once ortwice when I was like little. I
think maybe you're
Marcus (26:50):
supposed to like people can also get skin cancer.
William Jeffery (26:55):
Just soaked.
Yeah, yeah, they can. Everyoneis susceptible to answer. I was
talking about sunburn, but we goahead and just skip to terminate
me.
Marcus (27:08):
I think you get skin cancer sometimes before you even
get the sunburn.
William Jeffery (27:11):
So it's telling me why people are going and
paying good hard earned money tosit in little cancer pods. Yes.
I don't believe well, cancerfrom those things. Can you
there's so many of them outhere.
Marcus (27:28):
You think people in California care?
William Jeffery (27:30):
I mean, I don't think we're still able to make a
sale or well, people cancer. Butit doesn't lose weight. You
don't but so Michael singerYeah, that's that's different,
right? Like cigarettes, wedidn't know. So that habit built
up in the history of thecountry. We know now we put
warnings all over but peoplealready got the habit and you
(27:51):
know that life sucks. You know,I'm smoking cigarettes die,
whether I smoke it or not.
Anyway, so let me get the stressoff and smoke to see. But we've
always known that the sun isdangerous. It's a
Marcus (28:07):
real fact check. Using tanning beds before age 20 You
can increase your chances ofdeveloping skin cancer by 47%.
William Jeffery (28:17):
How many skin cancer cases? Are there? Why?
You know, we talked aboutstatistics and how they can be
shaped and moved to prove and ordisprove anything you want. So
just because it increases yourchances 47% You know, what does
that mean? I'm not I'm not gonnaI don't but it's not a concern
(28:39):
of mine because I'm not tryingto get tan. I'm trying to get
the good reveal a Lago get mycredit score. There's a direct
correlation between darkness andcredit score. Sure.
Marcus (28:51):
Speaking of is your website still under
construction?
William Jeffery (28:56):
Is No, no, the website is fully functional. Oh,
oh, nice. Congratulations. Yeah,yeah, you should go buy
something, mate. Let me knowwhat actually I'm not sure if it
works. Why don't you guys go tohead above hypocrisy.com. And go
try to purchase yourself. Tshirt hoodie, something, let me
know how long it takes toarrive? How much it costs, then
(29:16):
buy another one to make sure youknow, because that might be a
fluke. And then then let me knowget back to me. But it worked
for me. I just don't know.
That's locally. I don't know ifit works outside of my you know,
home network, right? Yeah, no,I'm gonna have to lean on my
listener out there to see ifthey can, you know, purchase one
of everything. The assurance, wegot to make sure that the whole
(29:36):
shop works do so you can't justbuy it, you got to buy one
everything is just and let mejust let me not make sure you
get everything. You know, thatmakes sense. You know, but it
should be working as far as, asfar as I know. And once I hit up
epoxy membership, it's all thesame. It's all head above. And
it's good marketing. Itsmarketing. That's good advice.
To keep your head above thehead. Yeah. I mean, you know,
(29:59):
it's hard,
Marcus (30:02):
we'll cap, there's the runway, I'm gonna let you land
your plane.
William Jeffery (30:05):
Um, I guess wear sunscreen if you bite was,
and, and don't listen to musictoo deeply, but listen to it,
because it's, you know, it'stherapeutic. But it's not. It's
not advice, right. Like, that'swhat books and the internet, to
a lesser extent, are for. That'swhat you should get information
advice from Not, not from yourmusic and, you know,
(30:28):
inspiration, sure, but notinformation, right, like the two
different things. I think thatit's very safe. And actually a
good idea even to pullinspiration from music. But if
you know, you start gettingfinance, advice and love lessons
from the songs that you listento, then you know, your your
(30:49):
life will look like a CD. Idon't know that. That's what you
want. So make sure you wearsunscreen and think for
yourself. You know, if you can'tthen you know, there's always
head above piracy. And therewon't be any, you know, snares
or high hats to distract youfrom the point, you can just get
the message right on, which isto think for yourself, I'm not
(31:10):
gonna do the work for you. Thatcosts extra. So, you know,
again, head on over to thewebsite, there is a section
where if you want to pay me tothink for you, you can, but
that's you know, it's like whenyou go to a restaurant and
something's market price, we gotto call and discuss that off
camera off my cell, head overover email me and I will do all
the thinking for you. It's gonnabe expensive, but don't worry
(31:32):
about that. Because you know,already thought about how much
how much it should cost and howmuch you're willing to spend.
Right? Since you don't want tothink I do. Know, then I could
service I got life coaches, whycan't I be thinking coach,
right? Like, if you go and I'mtrying to coach your whole life
just brain right? Like you stillyou go out and you do whatever
(31:53):
you want in your life. I'm gonnajust think for you bring you
know the choices to me, and I'llmake them for you. But you go
out and get the choices. I'm notyou know, you got life coaches
out here coaching a whole life,meanwhile, living their own
life. I'm not trying to do allthat, but I will answer a few
questions while I live my life.
On that note, I should probablyleave. We've been on the runway
for a minute. But the way planeswork, if you've ever been on
(32:16):
one, it takes a while after weland right? They got to flick
all the switches and depress allthe buttons and then they got to
wheel the stairs over. So we'vegot plenty of time. I really
should talk some more, but I'mpretty sure you wish that this
was over by now. So I'll let youget off the plane. Don't forget
your backpack. Drink water. Wearsunscreen. Music is for fun. Not
(32:39):
facts. No, no that's the wrongspacebar.
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