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Marcus (00:00):
Go I just don't think that is that gonna be the title
(00:04):
of this I don't want you to becanceled anyways if you do get
cancelled you won't be able totake amazing flight I want to
tell you about have you heardabout the Texas company that is
a they're offering one hourflights from LAX to Tokyo
William Jeffery (00:20):
he didn't say we're offering abortions because
you can't get him in Texasanymore so ironically there was
a company offering him theycould you know pay top dollar
you know guys just thought wouldbe ironic if they were offering
(00:40):
them and they can't do themanymore. But instead they're
gonna they made a plane you canfly somewhere to get them Yeah,
Marcus (00:48):
Venus aerospace they made a plane you can get an
abortion in Tokyo.
William Jeffery (00:52):
They'll do it if it only takes an hour
Marcus (00:59):
now I'm most curious is that what is that going to be
the the having topic orsomething?
William Jeffery (01:05):
Tokyo abortions? I don't know enough
about that.
Marcus (01:11):
Let's let's introduce yourself, before you keep
digging yourself into the hole.
Oh, I don't know. Who are you?
Who
William Jeffery (01:19):
will introduce yourself? Introduce myself on my
own show. All right. Um, well,for the 437 in those many
episodes now I have no identityepisodes. It could be four who
knows? But it's not the firstone so you should know who I
Marcus (01:36):
am. Right? They're all recorded on an order also so
anyways, because he
William Jeffery (01:39):
that's it I'm just Well, I'm always just Well
Marcus (01:42):
Emily ever catchy anecdote.
William Jeffery (01:46):
An anecdote I don't I've never had an abortion
nor have I been to Tokyo so Idon't have a relatable story to
say about those two subjects.
Marcus (01:55):
You're talking about breaking the street normally
you're like, Oh, I'm well and Iblah blah, blah, but and
William Jeffery (02:00):
I go to Tokyo on abortion now if I'm gonna
have an abortion to be herebecause I live in Los Angeles
and we believe in science. Soyou know, fortunately, I'm not
stuck in the South. They'restuck in you know, losing the
Civil War.
Marcus (02:17):
Yeah, Mark, is it up here on head of both piracy?
Yes, we were going to talk aboutthe Tokyo flight airplane. But
somehow abortion got pulled
William Jeffery (02:30):
up because she was in Texas. And I thought that
that was why I assumed if you'regoing to talk about South you're
going to Texas I don't knowwhat's allowed and probably not
for black people. You know what,that's all I'm gonna go find out
what black people can still doin the South. Since you know,
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we're going backwards inhistory. We got people
forgetting what shape the earthis. We're reversing Roe v. Wade.
I'm telling you slavery is next.
I'm gonna go to the south andfigure out what's going on
(03:28):
well, it turns out not only canyou still get a vasectomy in
Texas, apparently you can fly toTokyo in an hour. Right? Is that
how this works? Yeah, I mean, Ithought you were doing the
research where you go into thesouth they go no, no, I'm never
gonna go to the south. Beforeyour intro. You're going to the
south. I was going to do somesouthern research I missed I
won't go there. I respect. Youknow, my earthly pursuits too
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much and not even Florida. Whatdo you mean Florida? Florida is
the worst kind of South.
Marcus (03:56):
I mean, it's the weather's nice.
William Jeffery (04:00):
No, it's not it's underwater. No, I
Marcus (04:02):
mean, it is underwater.
Yeah, it won't be but right nowit's above water. And it's it's
kind of nice. But it's
William Jeffery (04:08):
it's actively sinking. That's God saying that
he doesn't want Florida and Iagree it's a terrible place. I
mean to Texas next is a lotbigger. It might make the
country a little lopsided, butthat's fine. So okay with it,
they got too many electoralvotes anyway. They do.
Marcus (04:27):
So I mean, yeah. Once you stated earlier Yeah, they
are basically still available toget abortions in California and
everything and some other selectstates. But yeah, I heard there
was an uptick in guys going outto get mastectomy. It's some in
William Jeffery (04:46):
response to the lack of abortions is vasectomy,
or I don't know if that I thinkthat we are at an all time
intellectual low as a species.
This is I just I'm disappointedwith humans. You were and I
don't even like Elon, but I'mgonna ask him about his
spaceship. I'm done with job.
That's terrible.
Marcus (05:06):
You're saying if you were in a relationship and your
girl was threatened with,
William Jeffery (05:10):
well, I'm married, so I am in a
relationship.
Marcus (05:12):
Okay, you're I met back in your younger days when you
were not married and tied down.
William Jeffery (05:20):
Okay? What is the hypothetical? No, sorry,
Marcus (05:23):
I did like describing correctly. You're, you're you're
right. So you're not married?
You're dating? Right? That'sunfortunate. And during this
dating period, you know, boom,abortion is made. Right. So
William Jeffery (05:37):
that's how you date you got the swipe? I don't
know. I've been I've been in thesame relationship for over a
decade. I have no idea. I don'tpeople do anything. I don't know
how they do. I'm pretty sure itall happens on the internet,
though.
Marcus (05:51):
gotten out of touch?
Yeah. So you know, after youswipe right, I
William Jeffery (05:56):
guess, you gotta be careful. You want to
get salmon faced?
Marcus (06:00):
I have a salmon face,
William Jeffery (06:01):
I think is where you put one picture up.
But you look a different way.
And you go out for a date. Andit's like a fat guy. And you
thought it was a hot chick?
Isn't that catfish? Whateverkind of fish? I don't know. I'm
all.
Marcus (06:13):
So you know, this topic comes up? Would you get a
vasectomy? Or talk about gettingthis like me? If I'm
William Jeffery (06:20):
just dating somebody? For the sake of
dating?
Marcus (06:24):
Yeah, no, you know, for the sake,
William Jeffery (06:27):
you know why?
Because I recently there's asuper cool invention. I think
it's called a a, what is it arubber, I'm pretty sure. And
that's not it's a non permanentsolution to not having children
and still having sex. So if I'mdating, and I don't want to have
any babies, I'm going to go therubber route not to cut my tubes
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in half, you can always get itreversed. Or I could wear a
condom or you good. And youknow, you reverse that you take
it off. It's way easier. Thehassle and I don't like to go to
the doctor, I don't go to thedoctor when I'm sick. Or I need
to I'm not going to go for anelector, like an elective
(07:09):
surgery to have sex morecarefree. Like, I'm not going to
the doctor for that, especiallywhen there's a non invasive
solution. I also don't take mydating that seriously,
Marcus (07:25):
or whatever they were, I think a lot of the fears, the
thinking that they will removecertain birth control methods,
which i i I feel like that'skind of hard, because you know,
that's a whole market in itself.
William Jeffery (07:41):
What I mean, they're not going to take
condoms away. All that sort ofthing. I didn't put that after.
I mean, I didn't think that likewould go reversing right,
Unknown (07:48):
you know, right? Maybe they will, which
William Jeffery (07:52):
once I understand what the agenda is
the agenda just to punish peoplethat choose to have sex with
babies. Like I don't what Idon't understand what the goal
is.
Marcus (08:01):
I don't know, either. I mean, we even like, heard an
uptick, that CVS is running outa plan B because people are just
buying him up on the shows.
William Jeffery (08:09):
And because Plan A is illegal now. So I
guess you gotta prove yourselfwith that. To say it, I get it.
I would, I would probably go getmyself a Plan B to live, because
that's my plan. Now is
Marcus (08:25):
one of the government just issue something like your
government, and we can't nowthanks to Roe versus Wade, but
like, why don't they just issueyour government issued Plan B,
like how like how they'repassing out those COVID tests
and stuff,
William Jeffery (08:35):
probably because they're bad doing stuff
the government is supposed to doso trying to be moonlight as a
medical professional is the lastthing they end up with the
deficit. We've been in debt myentire life, and you guys are
trying to play doctor now. Like,I feel like just focus on what
you're supposed to be doing, andlet people get whatever
surgeries or procedures theywant. It's not just any
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business.
Marcus (08:58):
What I'm also confused on is not to get too political,
but I thought Republicans who Ithink are the majority of people
that wanted this. I thought theywanted less government in their
life, but like having thegovernment tell you what you can
and cannot do
William Jeffery (09:12):
what Republicans want. I think they I
think Republicans just want topiss off Democrats. And
Democrats want to make everyonehappy, but not doing anything. I
don't really know. I don't knowwhat either party wants.
Marcus (09:24):
Well, why all this is happening. Like I said, I mean,
scientists are trying to figureout planes that can travel from
LA to
William Jeffery (09:32):
Japan, and now so you can get an abortion and
illegal
Marcus (09:36):
I think they're trying to figure this out before it's
just I think it's a waste ofscience and why are we even
William Jeffery (09:40):
trying to travel faster? We always try to
go fast.
Marcus (09:43):
I mean, there's so hello cancer. Can we can someone
figure that out?
William Jeffery (09:48):
Nah, but we already know how to go fast.
We're gonna go faster while wekeep banging our head against
the cancer while we've beentrying to solve that forever,
unsuccessfully. So let's justyou know, make trains and planes
and automobiles that go Mark 12so I can get to Tokyo faster.
I've never been now I might go.
I'm not trying to be on anairplane for 1617 hour, one
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hour. I fly to Vegas tonight.
Marcus (10:14):
I mean, that that's true. Yeah, one hour flight to
Vegas. I've actually done thatI've actually drove to Vegas and
flew back to me. What did you dowith your car? Oh, rental car?
No, you know, that's my fault. Ileft. I wish I wish I was
prepared for that question.
Because instead, I would havelooked you dead in the face and
said, I lost it gambling, thatwould have been a better answer.
(10:37):
I mean, that's your current lossof gambling?
William Jeffery (10:40):
What's my take a flight back? I would have made
more so I would have that's whatI expected. Got it all on black.
Sometimes did roll red.
Marcus (10:48):
You know? We're getting slightly off track. But like, as
far as gambling goes, I kind oflost the love for gambling.
William Jeffery (10:56):
Well, yeah, now they took birth control away is
that is that's risky. Your oddsare way different than
Marcus (11:02):
gambling and life is?
Yeah, no, that's what I meant.
Vegas gambling.
William Jeffery (11:06):
Yeah, that what state happens in Vegas now stays
with you for 18 to 25 years.
Marcus (11:13):
He's gonna keep going with these correlations. I mean,
they all make sense. Yeah. No,but I mean, you know what
happens in Vegas? Right? Well, Imean, without people see shows
contraception you're gonna bebabies will be born tons. And
why? Why don't want the birthrate to go up and so many
people.
William Jeffery (11:31):
I have no idea what the goal
Marcus (11:33):
is. I don't know. I will register today to go get a
vasectomy.
William Jeffery (11:36):
I feel like they should have started with
good jobs you want people tohave left? Yeah, well, you know,
you outlaw plastic surgery. Youmake everybody just look
regular.
Marcus (11:47):
People still procreate?
William Jeffery (11:49):
Yeah. But at a slower rate. Oh,
Marcus (11:54):
really being like the Kardashians of the road are the
ones that are ruining
William Jeffery (11:57):
this? Well, that's the that's the 1%. Right?
Like, but it's easier for you tofor Ugly people to look less
ugly, right. Because of theKardashians, they spent a whole
bunch of money to look prettyfake. And now you can get that
same look. And you know, yourfavorite place of Florida for
half price. And that lady hasshe she's probably gone viral
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for for her McDonald'sarguments, right? Like, so
there's that same type of personis is is able to present
themselves in a more attractiveway. And, and procreate when
they may not have been able todo so or at least not so
rapidly. Maybe it'd be only onekid instead of five. And then he
could have just brought themMcDonald's and wouldn't have
been a big deal.
Marcus (12:42):
So since I mean, it does have some logic to it. So since
there is going to be an influxof babies everywhere, like why
don't know that that's the case.
What do we do with these extrababies study but don't want?
Like, do we give them to thepeople that voted for
William Jeffery (12:58):
that about the people that don't want birth?
Cuz there's no plan forafterwards, right? Have the baby
and figure it out? Right? Like,
Marcus (13:04):
okay, well, I didn't want this baby. So like, Who do
I give it to? Because I couldn't
William Jeffery (13:09):
I think you take him to the fire station in
flux, which is interesting. Sothis is circles back to the
police being terrible. You wouldthink that the institution that
is set up to protect and servewould be the place that you
would bring a baby in distress.
But that is not the case. Youdrop your babies off at the fire
station. You know why? Becausefirefighters and fire people, I
(13:30):
guess you'd say firemen anymorebecause you don't know what to
identify us. But fire folkfirefighters are deemed safe and
trustworthy. Whereas, you know,law enforcement verdict is still
out.
Marcus (13:43):
No, I mean, can you imagine dropping a baby off at
the other night? Can you imaginedropping a baby off at the
police station? I'm pretty sureyou'd be like, so many
questions. Where do you get thebaby? Why are you jumping the
baby off? Abandonment of thechild all the sudden? You know,
I mean, I Yeah, fire station,just drop it off.
William Jeffery (14:05):
I think give them an add on for the door. I
don't know what they know. Imean, it's a positive. Whatever
they do, though, it's it's moreproductive than what the police
are doing. Because nobody takesthe babies. They're
Marcus (14:17):
people with generational wealth. Maybe they should donate
into a fun or donate. Theyshould adopt a family that has a
baby that they can't afford.
William Jeffery (14:25):
Well, it would be the first time in history, a
wealthy person just chose togive their money away to a
better society.
Marcus (14:32):
Right? I mean, I'm just saying that what you say since
this is what's happening. Imean, it has to be, to me a
different plan than whatCalifornia plans on doing which
is just making our stateabortion sanctuary kind of like
what we did with slavery. Wherethe hell did that come from?
William Jeffery (14:54):
Where did slavery come from?
Marcus (14:55):
No. I'm glad that you were able to stop chuckling for
a second. Put a straight faceAsk no man. Anyways, I
William Jeffery (15:01):
can tell you where it came from. If you you
know, you're unsure. Go aheadand
Marcus (15:08):
listen to your show. I don't even know what season this
is.
William Jeffery (15:15):
That's a good question. What season? I have no
idea you're supposed to bekeeping track. This is your
show? No, they're not. So thismust be somebody else's job. Oh,
if it's my show, that's fairenough. You're the fact guy. I
think the number of shows wouldfall into the category of fact,
correct.
Marcus (15:33):
Oh, it's hard to keep track when the host has so many
shows. You know,
William Jeffery (15:38):
that's got the one show. And then there's the
dads corner. But that'sdifferent because it's only on
Apple podcasts. It's totallyseparate. It's advice series. We
don't talk about slavery. Youknow, unless it's parental
slavery. That's totally
Marcus (15:53):
different parental slavery. Yeah.
William Jeffery (15:57):
You're a slave to your child.
Marcus (16:00):
Yeah, no, they're little soul suckers.
William Jeffery (16:04):
Different though it's more of an
indentured servant.
Marcus (16:06):
With one parent sound like we are not we but when
parents say things like thembeing little soul suckers. Like
why would you want to have kidsanyways and procreate? I think
the option should be there. ButI think like if they never would
have enforced that you can'thave abortion and stuff, like
people just wouldn't havebabies, like the birthrate was
already going down. I don'tthink this generation is really
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trying to have babies like noone's really getting married
anymore. No one's thinking aboutbuying homes, like the economy's
all crazy and upset, like no, Idon't think any young adults
between 20 and something tothink about. Yeah, I'm
William Jeffery (16:41):
trying to get that's the thing about it,
they'll talk about it most. Not?
Well, a lot of babies are notout plan. Yeah. Just because
they're not out here thinkingabout having babies doesn't mean
they're not out here thinkingabout how to do very different,
very, very different things.
And, you know, one they may notbe thinking about but the other
(17:01):
one they're probably activelydoing. And, you know, the to
work hand in hand. So if you'reif you're out here, active, if
you will, then you gotta beprepared for the for the
results. But I don't know,that's what other option is
there than to like, be asanctuary if, if, you know,
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there are places that arewilling to go backwards. We
can't. The way that ourgovernment is set up, is we
can't go and change theirdecisions. All we can do is
stand on ours. And if you agree,then you should move. You know,
it's it's funny the way itworks, because there's a matte
like people were leaving here inLA. Yeah, la specifically. And a
(17:47):
lot of them were going downsouth. I don't know what's what
exactly. The reason was, I knowthat cost of living is much
lower. That may have hadsomething to do with it. But now
I wonder if there'll be reversedExodus now that you know, you
can't make your own medicalchoices if you're a woman, and
live in Texas. So you know, becareful where you move. So I'm
(18:12):
staying here. I can't you know,you can't afford it. But at
least you won't be stuck with ababy you don't want. Yeah, no, I
Marcus (18:20):
mean, I think that trade offs could
William Jeffery (18:21):
be homeless here and get abortions or you
could live in a mansion and haveto deal with Klansmen that don't
want you know, women's right orblack people.
Marcus (18:31):
I mean, California is the way to go until we run out
of water which is happeningsoon.
William Jeffery (18:36):
We've been running out of water since I was
born. Oh yeah. But now we'reofficially going to run out of
water. So that's what they weresaying in the 80s
Marcus (18:43):
Like when they said saying the big ones gonna go?
Big earthquake
William Jeffery (18:47):
was that we had that one. We have the big
Northridge quake no
Marcus (18:52):
one larger than that.
They said that was like aprecipice
William Jeffery (18:57):
Northridge quake was good enough. No Yeah,
no
Marcus (18:59):
I got you but they were supposed to have like a 7.8
We're supposed to
William Jeffery (19:02):
the Yeah, and all the computers were supposed
to melt in 2000 and the Mayancalendar was supposed to split
the planet and had some wasalways supposed to happen we'll
be fine I'm telling we've beenin a drought literally my entire
life I was born into oh my godwe don't have enough water I
don't do like once you stoppaying attention so I thought
every time I turn the faucet onsomething comes out I'm not
(19:23):
worried about it. And I don'tI'm not you know wasteful we
call our grasses dead. I don'twater things. It's we do have a
pool, which is kind of but did Ilive in Nevada is 117 degrees.
Well, I
Marcus (19:35):
haven't heard that it'd be a be it would waste more
water to drain the pool and thenoh yeah,
William Jeffery (19:41):
we drain if the pool ever gets drained and now
we have a place forskateboarders to hang out
because I can't afford to feelthat I'm not doing Majan I've
thought about it because we haveto you have to add water again.
It's 100 degrees all the time.
The evaporation is a real thing.
So you got that Add water to thepool. Otherwise the filter modal
(20:02):
burnout because the water levelgets too low, just adding water.
Doubles sometimes triples ourbill. So I never if it gets
drained for any reason it gets acrack and all the water comes
out. I'm just going to put up aCraigslist poster. I don't know
where you post things now, butto all the skateboarders in the
neighborhood if you guys want tocome, you know, films and stuff.
(20:26):
You're more than welcome to ifyou hit you know, big old I
guess I'd have him signsomething because no waivers on
here because somebody's gonnadie, or have a concussion or
break something. Let's get theJackass I'm just gonna go in the
house and take a nap. I'm notI'm not trained to take care of
that. No, I got you. I'll givegrabbable phone to call for help
(20:49):
if they're capable of doingthat. But hopefully you came
with a friend if you justdecided to skate by yourself.
Your bad thing that usuallywhile you ride with a friend
though I never will skate one.
That's not true. I will goskate. Usually though, you take
a homie in case you know youfall downstairs.
Marcus (21:06):
Why are you going down stairs? What you do
William Jeffery (21:09):
on a skateboard? You jumped down the
stairs or onto the rail? What Imean I'm not a halfpipe guy
because I respect gravity.
Marcus (21:19):
Yeah, this episode's been all over the place it
started with the plane but Ithink we really kind of focused
on the Roe versus Wadecatastrophe
William Jeffery (21:29):
well, because the plane was built in Texas,
right? Yes. So yeah, now I don'tknow if I can support that. I'll
just keep on riding spirit andgetting my boxing lessons in
Marcus (21:44):
that's what you ride to Denver. On your way
William Jeffery (21:47):
No, I don't ever fly anywhere. I just like
to stand in line and spirit andget my cardio is always a fight
and you got to name Duck DuckPerry is you know, I can't
afford a personal trainer. So Ijust go to the airport and stand
in line at the spirit gate. Andand that's how it's similar to
boxing training. It's kind oflike CrossFit. But you know in
(22:09):
your jokes I bought a CrossFittape from Walmart it's very
similar to that
Marcus (22:13):
ya know, your your jokes are definitely on point. Did you
want to go in and you're readyto land this plane? I don't know
if you had much more on thisepisode.
William Jeffery (22:21):
Yeah, don't fly spirit that we've been
controlled about is the south isslow. And I don't mean speed. I
mean, intellectually. I wasmean, I shouldn't
Marcus (22:38):
have said that. It was lost sudden lessons.
William Jeffery (22:41):
I've been lost them because I said that women
can make their own choices. AndI'm a black person so you know I
only had half the stuff anyway.
But to those of you that arestill listening, you know drink
water be safe. And yeahgovernment mind your own
business. How about you work onthem taxes net deficit, and and
leave these women's ovariesalone because I don't understand
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how they work and clearly youdon't need it. I'll see About
Go I just don't think that is that gonna be the title
(00:04):
of this I don't want you to becanceled anyways if you do get
cancelled you won't be able totake amazing flight I want to
tell you about have you heardabout the Texas company that is
a they're offering one hourflights from LAX to Tokyo
William Jeffery (00:20):
he didn't say we're offering abortions because
you can't get him in Texasanymore so ironically there was
a company offering him theycould you know pay top dollar
you know guys just thought wouldbe ironic if they were offering
(00:40):
them and they can't do themanymore. But instead they're
gonna they made a plane you canfly somewhere to get them Yeah,
Marcus (00:48):
Venus aerospace they made a plane you can get an
abortion in Tokyo.
William Jeffery (00:52):
They'll do it if it only takes an hour
Marcus (00:59):
now I'm most curious is that what is that going to be
the the having topic orsomething?
William Jeffery (01:05):
Tokyo abortions? I don't know enough
about that.
Marcus (01:11):
Let's let's introduce yourself, before you keep
digging yourself into the hole.
Oh, I don't know. Who are you?
Who
William Jeffery (01:19):
will introduce yourself? Introduce myself on my
own show. All right. Um, well,for the 437 in those many
episodes now I have no identityepisodes. It could be four who
knows? But it's not the firstone so you should know who I
Marcus (01:36):
am. Right? They're all recorded on an order also so
anyways, because he
William Jeffery (01:39):
that's it I'm just Well, I'm always just Well
Marcus (01:42):
Emily ever catchy anecdote.
William Jeffery (01:46):
An anecdote I don't I've never had an abortion
nor have I been to Tokyo so Idon't have a relatable story to
say about those two subjects.
Marcus (01:55):
You're talking about breaking the street normally
you're like, Oh, I'm well and Iblah blah, blah, but and
William Jeffery (02:00):
I go to Tokyo on abortion now if I'm gonna
have an abortion to be herebecause I live in Los Angeles
and we believe in science. Soyou know, fortunately, I'm not
stuck in the South. They'restuck in you know, losing the
Civil War.
Marcus (02:17):
Yeah, Mark, is it up here on head of both piracy?
Yes, we were going to talk aboutthe Tokyo flight airplane. But
somehow abortion got pulled
William Jeffery (02:30):
up because she was in Texas. And I thought that
that was why I assumed if you'regoing to talk about South you're
going to Texas I don't knowwhat's allowed and probably not
for black people. You know what,that's all I'm gonna go find out
what black people can still doin the South. Since you know,
(02:53):
we're going backwards inhistory. We got people
forgetting what shape the earthis. We're reversing Roe v. Wade.
I'm telling you slavery is next.
I'm gonna go to the south andfigure out what's going on
(03:28):
well, it turns out not only canyou still get a vasectomy in
Texas, apparently you can fly toTokyo in an hour. Right? Is that
how this works? Yeah, I mean, Ithought you were doing the
research where you go into thesouth they go no, no, I'm never
gonna go to the south. Beforeyour intro. You're going to the
south. I was going to do somesouthern research I missed I
won't go there. I respect. Youknow, my earthly pursuits too
(03:50):
much and not even Florida. Whatdo you mean Florida? Florida is
the worst kind of South.
Marcus (03:56):
I mean, it's the weather's nice.
William Jeffery (04:00):
No, it's not it's underwater. No, I
Marcus (04:02):
mean, it is underwater.
Yeah, it won't be but right nowit's above water. And it's it's
kind of nice. But it's
William Jeffery (04:08):
it's actively sinking. That's God saying that
he doesn't want Florida and Iagree it's a terrible place. I
mean to Texas next is a lotbigger. It might make the
country a little lopsided, butthat's fine. So okay with it,
they got too many electoralvotes anyway. They do.
Marcus (04:27):
So I mean, yeah. Once you stated earlier Yeah, they
are basically still available toget abortions in California and
everything and some other selectstates. But yeah, I heard there
was an uptick in guys going outto get mastectomy. It's some in
William Jeffery (04:46):
response to the lack of abortions is vasectomy,
or I don't know if that I thinkthat we are at an all time
intellectual low as a species.
This is I just I'm disappointedwith humans. You were and I
don't even like Elon, but I'mgonna ask him about his
spaceship. I'm done with job.
That's terrible.
Marcus (05:06):
You're saying if you were in a relationship and your
girl was threatened with,
William Jeffery (05:10):
well, I'm married, so I am in a
relationship.
Marcus (05:12):
Okay, you're I met back in your younger days when you
were not married and tied down.
William Jeffery (05:20):
Okay? What is the hypothetical? No, sorry,
Marcus (05:23):
I did like describing correctly. You're, you're you're
right. So you're not married?
You're dating? Right? That'sunfortunate. And during this
dating period, you know, boom,abortion is made. Right. So
William Jeffery (05:37):
that's how you date you got the swipe? I don't
know. I've been I've been in thesame relationship for over a
decade. I have no idea. I don'tpeople do anything. I don't know
how they do. I'm pretty sure itall happens on the internet,
though.
Marcus (05:51):
gotten out of touch?
Yeah. So you know, after youswipe right, I
William Jeffery (05:56):
guess, you gotta be careful. You want to
get salmon faced?
Marcus (06:00):
I have a salmon face,
William Jeffery (06:01):
I think is where you put one picture up.
But you look a different way.
And you go out for a date. Andit's like a fat guy. And you
thought it was a hot chick?
Isn't that catfish? Whateverkind of fish? I don't know. I'm
all.
Marcus (06:13):
So you know, this topic comes up? Would you get a
vasectomy? Or talk about gettingthis like me? If I'm
William Jeffery (06:20):
just dating somebody? For the sake of
dating?
Marcus (06:24):
Yeah, no, you know, for the sake,
William Jeffery (06:27):
you know why?
Because I recently there's asuper cool invention. I think
it's called a a, what is it arubber, I'm pretty sure. And
that's not it's a non permanentsolution to not having children
and still having sex. So if I'mdating, and I don't want to have
any babies, I'm going to go therubber route not to cut my tubes
(06:48):
in half, you can always get itreversed. Or I could wear a
condom or you good. And youknow, you reverse that you take
it off. It's way easier. Thehassle and I don't like to go to
the doctor, I don't go to thedoctor when I'm sick. Or I need
to I'm not going to go for anelector, like an elective
(07:09):
surgery to have sex morecarefree. Like, I'm not going to
the doctor for that, especiallywhen there's a non invasive
solution. I also don't take mydating that seriously,
Marcus (07:25):
or whatever they were, I think a lot of the fears, the
thinking that they will removecertain birth control methods,
which i i I feel like that'skind of hard, because you know,
that's a whole market in itself.
William Jeffery (07:41):
What I mean, they're not going to take
condoms away. All that sort ofthing. I didn't put that after.
I mean, I didn't think that likewould go reversing right,
Unknown (07:48):
you know, right? Maybe they will, which
William Jeffery (07:52):
once I understand what the agenda is
the agenda just to punish peoplethat choose to have sex with
babies. Like I don't what Idon't understand what the goal
is.
Marcus (08:01):
I don't know, either. I mean, we even like, heard an
uptick, that CVS is running outa plan B because people are just
buying him up on the shows.
William Jeffery (08:09):
And because Plan A is illegal now. So I
guess you gotta prove yourselfwith that. To say it, I get it.
I would, I would probably go getmyself a Plan B to live, because
that's my plan. Now is
Marcus (08:25):
one of the government just issue something like your
government, and we can't nowthanks to Roe versus Wade, but
like, why don't they just issueyour government issued Plan B,
like how like how they'repassing out those COVID tests
and stuff,
William Jeffery (08:35):
probably because they're bad doing stuff
the government is supposed to doso trying to be moonlight as a
medical professional is the lastthing they end up with the
deficit. We've been in debt myentire life, and you guys are
trying to play doctor now. Like,I feel like just focus on what
you're supposed to be doing, andlet people get whatever
surgeries or procedures theywant. It's not just any
(08:57):
business.
Marcus (08:58):
What I'm also confused on is not to get too political,
but I thought Republicans who Ithink are the majority of people
that wanted this. I thought theywanted less government in their
life, but like having thegovernment tell you what you can
and cannot do
William Jeffery (09:12):
what Republicans want. I think they I
think Republicans just want topiss off Democrats. And
Democrats want to make everyonehappy, but not doing anything. I
don't really know. I don't knowwhat either party wants.
Marcus (09:24):
Well, why all this is happening. Like I said, I mean,
scientists are trying to figureout planes that can travel from
LA to
William Jeffery (09:32):
Japan, and now so you can get an abortion and
illegal
Marcus (09:36):
I think they're trying to figure this out before it's
just I think it's a waste ofscience and why are we even
William Jeffery (09:40):
trying to travel faster? We always try to
go fast.
Marcus (09:43):
I mean, there's so hello cancer. Can we can someone
figure that out?
William Jeffery (09:48):
Nah, but we already know how to go fast.
We're gonna go faster while wekeep banging our head against
the cancer while we've beentrying to solve that forever,
unsuccessfully. So let's justyou know, make trains and planes
and automobiles that go Mark 12so I can get to Tokyo faster.
I've never been now I might go.
I'm not trying to be on anairplane for 1617 hour, one
(10:10):
hour. I fly to Vegas tonight.
Marcus (10:14):
I mean, that that's true. Yeah, one hour flight to
Vegas. I've actually done thatI've actually drove to Vegas and
flew back to me. What did you dowith your car? Oh, rental car?
No, you know, that's my fault. Ileft. I wish I wish I was
prepared for that question.
Because instead, I would havelooked you dead in the face and
said, I lost it gambling, thatwould have been a better answer.
(10:37):
I mean, that's your current lossof gambling?
William Jeffery (10:40):
What's my take a flight back? I would have made
more so I would have that's whatI expected. Got it all on black.
Sometimes did roll red.
Marcus (10:48):
You know? We're getting slightly off track. But like, as
far as gambling goes, I kind oflost the love for gambling.
William Jeffery (10:56):
Well, yeah, now they took birth control away is
that is that's risky. Your oddsare way different than
Marcus (11:02):
gambling and life is?
Yeah, no, that's what I meant.
Vegas gambling.
William Jeffery (11:06):
Yeah, that what state happens in Vegas now stays
with you for 18 to 25 years.
Marcus (11:13):
He's gonna keep going with these correlations. I mean,
they all make sense. Yeah. No,but I mean, you know what
happens in Vegas? Right? Well, Imean, without people see shows
contraception you're gonna bebabies will be born tons. And
why? Why don't want the birthrate to go up and so many
people.
William Jeffery (11:31):
I have no idea what the goal
Marcus (11:33):
is. I don't know. I will register today to go get a
vasectomy.
William Jeffery (11:36):
I feel like they should have started with
good jobs you want people tohave left? Yeah, well, you know,
you outlaw plastic surgery. Youmake everybody just look
regular.
Marcus (11:47):
People still procreate?
William Jeffery (11:49):
Yeah. But at a slower rate. Oh,
Marcus (11:54):
really being like the Kardashians of the road are the
ones that are ruining
William Jeffery (11:57):
this? Well, that's the that's the 1%. Right?
Like, but it's easier for you tofor Ugly people to look less
ugly, right. Because of theKardashians, they spent a whole
bunch of money to look prettyfake. And now you can get that
same look. And you know, yourfavorite place of Florida for
half price. And that lady hasshe she's probably gone viral
(12:22):
for for her McDonald'sarguments, right? Like, so
there's that same type of personis is is able to present
themselves in a more attractiveway. And, and procreate when
they may not have been able todo so or at least not so
rapidly. Maybe it'd be only onekid instead of five. And then he
could have just brought themMcDonald's and wouldn't have
been a big deal.
Marcus (12:42):
So since I mean, it does have some logic to it. So since
there is going to be an influxof babies everywhere, like why
don't know that that's the case.
What do we do with these extrababies study but don't want?
Like, do we give them to thepeople that voted for
William Jeffery (12:58):
that about the people that don't want birth?
Cuz there's no plan forafterwards, right? Have the baby
and figure it out? Right? Like,
Marcus (13:04):
okay, well, I didn't want this baby. So like, Who do
I give it to? Because I couldn't
William Jeffery (13:09):
I think you take him to the fire station in
flux, which is interesting. Sothis is circles back to the
police being terrible. You wouldthink that the institution that
is set up to protect and servewould be the place that you
would bring a baby in distress.
But that is not the case. Youdrop your babies off at the fire
station. You know why? Becausefirefighters and fire people, I
(13:30):
guess you'd say firemen anymorebecause you don't know what to
identify us. But fire folkfirefighters are deemed safe and
trustworthy. Whereas, you know,law enforcement verdict is still
out.
Marcus (13:43):
No, I mean, can you imagine dropping a baby off at
the other night? Can you imaginedropping a baby off at the
police station? I'm pretty sureyou'd be like, so many
questions. Where do you get thebaby? Why are you jumping the
baby off? Abandonment of thechild all the sudden? You know,
I mean, I Yeah, fire station,just drop it off.
William Jeffery (14:05):
I think give them an add on for the door. I
don't know what they know. Imean, it's a positive. Whatever
they do, though, it's it's moreproductive than what the police
are doing. Because nobody takesthe babies. They're
Marcus (14:17):
people with generational wealth. Maybe they should donate
into a fun or donate. Theyshould adopt a family that has a
baby that they can't afford.
William Jeffery (14:25):
Well, it would be the first time in history, a
wealthy person just chose togive their money away to a
better society.
Marcus (14:32):
Right? I mean, I'm just saying that what you say since
this is what's happening. Imean, it has to be, to me a
different plan than whatCalifornia plans on doing which
is just making our stateabortion sanctuary kind of like
what we did with slavery. Wherethe hell did that come from?
William Jeffery (14:54):
Where did slavery come from?
Marcus (14:55):
No. I'm glad that you were able to stop chuckling for
a second. Put a straight faceAsk no man. Anyways, I
William Jeffery (15:01):
can tell you where it came from. If you you
know, you're unsure. Go aheadand
Marcus (15:08):
listen to your show. I don't even know what season this
is.
William Jeffery (15:15):
That's a good question. What season? I have no
idea you're supposed to bekeeping track. This is your
show? No, they're not. So thismust be somebody else's job. Oh,
if it's my show, that's fairenough. You're the fact guy. I
think the number of shows wouldfall into the category of fact,
correct.
Marcus (15:33):
Oh, it's hard to keep track when the host has so many
shows. You know,
William Jeffery (15:38):
that's got the one show. And then there's the
dads corner. But that'sdifferent because it's only on
Apple podcasts. It's totallyseparate. It's advice series. We
don't talk about slavery. Youknow, unless it's parental
slavery. That's totally
Marcus (15:53):
different parental slavery. Yeah.
William Jeffery (15:57):
You're a slave to your child.
Marcus (16:00):
Yeah, no, they're little soul suckers.
William Jeffery (16:04):
Different though it's more of an
indentured servant.
Marcus (16:06):
With one parent sound like we are not we but when
parents say things like thembeing little soul suckers. Like
why would you want to have kidsanyways and procreate? I think
the option should be there. ButI think like if they never would
have enforced that you can'thave abortion and stuff, like
people just wouldn't havebabies, like the birthrate was
already going down. I don'tthink this generation is really
(16:29):
trying to have babies like noone's really getting married
anymore. No one's thinking aboutbuying homes, like the economy's
all crazy and upset, like no, Idon't think any young adults
between 20 and something tothink about. Yeah, I'm
William Jeffery (16:41):
trying to get that's the thing about it,
they'll talk about it most. Not?
Well, a lot of babies are notout plan. Yeah. Just because
they're not out here thinkingabout having babies doesn't mean
they're not out here thinkingabout how to do very different,
very, very different things.
And, you know, one they may notbe thinking about but the other
(17:01):
one they're probably activelydoing. And, you know, the to
work hand in hand. So if you'reif you're out here, active, if
you will, then you gotta beprepared for the for the
results. But I don't know,that's what other option is
there than to like, be asanctuary if, if, you know,
(17:24):
there are places that arewilling to go backwards. We
can't. The way that ourgovernment is set up, is we
can't go and change theirdecisions. All we can do is
stand on ours. And if you agree,then you should move. You know,
it's it's funny the way itworks, because there's a matte
like people were leaving here inLA. Yeah, la specifically. And a
(17:47):
lot of them were going downsouth. I don't know what's what
exactly. The reason was, I knowthat cost of living is much
lower. That may have hadsomething to do with it. But now
I wonder if there'll be reversedExodus now that you know, you
can't make your own medicalchoices if you're a woman, and
live in Texas. So you know, becareful where you move. So I'm
(18:12):
staying here. I can't you know,you can't afford it. But at
least you won't be stuck with ababy you don't want. Yeah, no, I
Marcus (18:20):
mean, I think that trade offs could
William Jeffery (18:21):
be homeless here and get abortions or you
could live in a mansion and haveto deal with Klansmen that don't
want you know, women's right orblack people.
Marcus (18:31):
I mean, California is the way to go until we run out
of water which is happeningsoon.
William Jeffery (18:36):
We've been running out of water since I was
born. Oh yeah. But now we'reofficially going to run out of
water. So that's what they weresaying in the 80s
Marcus (18:43):
Like when they said saying the big ones gonna go?
Big earthquake
William Jeffery (18:47):
was that we had that one. We have the big
Northridge quake no
Marcus (18:52):
one larger than that.
They said that was like aprecipice
William Jeffery (18:57):
Northridge quake was good enough. No Yeah,
no
Marcus (18:59):
I got you but they were supposed to have like a 7.8
We're supposed to
William Jeffery (19:02):
the Yeah, and all the computers were supposed
to melt in 2000 and the Mayancalendar was supposed to split
the planet and had some wasalways supposed to happen we'll
be fine I'm telling we've beenin a drought literally my entire
life I was born into oh my godwe don't have enough water I
don't do like once you stoppaying attention so I thought
every time I turn the faucet onsomething comes out I'm not
(19:23):
worried about it. And I don'tI'm not you know wasteful we
call our grasses dead. I don'twater things. It's we do have a
pool, which is kind of but did Ilive in Nevada is 117 degrees.
Well, I
Marcus (19:35):
haven't heard that it'd be a be it would waste more
water to drain the pool and thenoh yeah,
William Jeffery (19:41):
we drain if the pool ever gets drained and now
we have a place forskateboarders to hang out
because I can't afford to feelthat I'm not doing Majan I've
thought about it because we haveto you have to add water again.
It's 100 degrees all the time.
The evaporation is a real thing.
So you got that Add water to thepool. Otherwise the filter modal
(20:02):
burnout because the water levelgets too low, just adding water.
Doubles sometimes triples ourbill. So I never if it gets
drained for any reason it gets acrack and all the water comes
out. I'm just going to put up aCraigslist poster. I don't know
where you post things now, butto all the skateboarders in the
neighborhood if you guys want tocome, you know, films and stuff.
(20:26):
You're more than welcome to ifyou hit you know, big old I
guess I'd have him signsomething because no waivers on
here because somebody's gonnadie, or have a concussion or
break something. Let's get theJackass I'm just gonna go in the
house and take a nap. I'm notI'm not trained to take care of
that. No, I got you. I'll givegrabbable phone to call for help
(20:49):
if they're capable of doingthat. But hopefully you came
with a friend if you justdecided to skate by yourself.
Your bad thing that usuallywhile you ride with a friend
though I never will skate one.
That's not true. I will goskate. Usually though, you take
a homie in case you know youfall downstairs.
Marcus (21:06):
Why are you going down stairs? What you do
William Jeffery (21:09):
on a skateboard? You jumped down the
stairs or onto the rail? What Imean I'm not a halfpipe guy
because I respect gravity.
Marcus (21:19):
Yeah, this episode's been all over the place it
started with the plane but Ithink we really kind of focused
on the Roe versus Wadecatastrophe
William Jeffery (21:29):
well, because the plane was built in Texas,
right? Yes. So yeah, now I don'tknow if I can support that. I'll
just keep on riding spirit andgetting my boxing lessons in
Marcus (21:44):
that's what you ride to Denver. On your way
William Jeffery (21:47):
No, I don't ever fly anywhere. I just like
to stand in line and spirit andget my cardio is always a fight
and you got to name Duck DuckPerry is you know, I can't
afford a personal trainer. So Ijust go to the airport and stand
in line at the spirit gate. Andand that's how it's similar to
boxing training. It's kind oflike CrossFit. But you know in
(22:09):
your jokes I bought a CrossFittape from Walmart it's very
similar to that
Marcus (22:13):
ya know, your your jokes are definitely on point. Did you
want to go in and you're readyto land this plane? I don't know
if you had much more on thisepisode.
William Jeffery (22:21):
Yeah, don't fly spirit that we've been
controlled about is the south isslow. And I don't mean speed. I
mean, intellectually. I wasmean, I shouldn't
Marcus (22:38):
have said that. It was lost sudden lessons.
William Jeffery (22:41):
I've been lost them because I said that women
can make their own choices. AndI'm a black person so you know I
only had half the stuff anyway.
But to those of you that arestill listening, you know drink
water be safe. And yeahgovernment mind your own
business. How about you work onthem taxes net deficit, and and
leave these women's ovariesalone because I don't understand
(23:03):
how they work and clearly youdon't need it. I'll see About
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