All The World's A Bit - Episode 45

Get ready to have your mind bent as we unravel the mysteries of the fake matrix and how it's all one big bad bit. In fact, the whole world's a bit! Shoutout to our new co-host Tucker for bringing some exceptional bits to the table. Welcome to the cast, brother! Tune in for mind-expanding conversations and the occasional good bit that finds its way into our audio journey.

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Episode Transcript

(00:00):
Do I'm out like, you know, last podcast we're talking,

(00:02):
we're talking everyone's out the launch.
I've been going out to launch entirely too much, man.
Yeah.
I've been fucking going out to all these bars,
having a little beer here and then like, you get hungry.
I've been eating so many fucking chicken wings, dude.
That it's just like, it's fucking, I don't know what the numbers are,
but it's astronomical.
Dude, it's like, I'm, I'm a heavy boy.

(00:23):
Are you like, you know, getting like forming a breading around?
I have a thick bread fried crispy skin going on right now.
Yeah, a crispy crust.
Yeah, I got a crispy crust.
I mean, I don't know.
Are we fucking recording, dude?
So what the fuck?
Like, you have no faith in me.

(00:45):
What?
You just watched.
10?
Here's the problem.
To fit no, shit the fuck though.
I'm talking.
Well, literally I was just speaking.
I hope, but I'm trying to fucking say something.
What?
I'm getting this close, dude.
I'm this fucking close to what?
I'm dipping, dude.
I'm not doing this today.
They get the fuck out.
Are you serious?

(01:06):
I am, shit, fuck that shit, dude.
I'm not a fuck this shit.
My professional is being questioned with this or we recorded.
Yeah, we were just doing it.
We're talking fucking cast, dude.
It's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I have fucking, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Every fucking time we do this, you do it.
You do it.
You do it.
You do it.
No, I'm fucking done.
I did.

(01:27):
Fuck you, dude.
Go, go, go, go, go, go fucking teeth.
Go fucking, go look at fucking boot, boy.
I guess I'm doing it.
Welcome to have your riffs.
Welcome to have your riffs.
I don't know what the fuck does have them.
There's a big blow up.
I fucking, fucking all boys.

(01:48):
I mean, I think I got it from here.
Fucking, what do it live?
You think he's coming back?
Absolutely not.
Did I piss him off?
Yeah, that was great start, great start.
Yeah, it's a really good way to fucking botch it.
Yeah, we got up to three times.
We got this, we had to get it out.

(02:10):
We had to get it out.
I think it's up to us now.
We got this.
Have you spliffed, dude?
Have you spliffed?
You know, we're dumb to fucking rest dude.
We're just rowing fucking tobacco.
You're just hanging out now.
Just get some chicken wings, but I guess I can do it.
I can go for some chicken wings to be honest with you.
I don't sound like you're looking good, dude.
Like he has a problem.
Let me tell you.
If you have, if you go in, I'm a flat guy.

(02:34):
Flat, it's all the way, but this is going to work.
Yeah.
We're already on the same page.
So, all right, fuck Tyler, not need that son of a bitch, dude.
All right, fuck.
I'm gonna have your riffs.
I got to fight my propensity to lean.
It's a good word.
Lean?
Just propensity.
I don't know what I'm going to say.
What if he said that that plexity or whatever it is?

(02:55):
Yeah, I think the foundation is getting worse here.
Dude, the drum set is sinking.
I think we're in a sink hole.
Yeah.
It's definitely getting worse.
You should be like, we want one of the rooms on the new.
Yeah, we're in a new room.
Yeah, we're in a new room.
Have the newbies get the fucking old hat room.
Like, lumpy floors.

(03:17):
I'm telling you, I don't change the camera angles ever.
And every time I come, they'll always see the...
Wow.
Dude, I came in to...
Yeah, especially today, dude, my drum, my kick drum is literally like angled forward.
And I looked at it, I was like, it's really...
It's really angled right now.
Dude, yeah.
That thing is down.
Yeah, so that's a problem.

(03:38):
Yeah, I think we're not so much.
Well, you can...
I mean, you can...
When we moved in, you could see it.
Yeah.
Getting worse. Like, your... that side's way higher than when we moved in.
Dude, the camera pad is deep.
Yeah, I got the... it's like a deep water.
It's a... that's the... that's the deep end.
And we're in the shallow end.
We're like, the five-foot area.
We're... they just little above it.

(04:00):
And it's definitely not from the way the camera is.
That's like, damn it.
We're making these things.
We've been getting a lot of rain boys.
Ha ha ha.
It's coming in.
Where's that fucking fucking sink down?
If we go through the bottom, like, just like...
How cool would that be?
How long on here?
Oh, do you have an empty can?
I do.
You put it in the hotbed nest on the floor.
Oh, no.

(04:21):
This is for the New York disc.
Oh, let me try to do it.
Oh, I don't know.
Oh, I'll just check this.
That's the spirit, but...
Ellie, here at the bow.
Yeah.
I feel like...
I feel like...
...craver.
He used to feel good all the time.

(04:42):
Well, the bed is you have to, like, rip the sig and then chuck the beer.
And then when you're done...
I don't know if I had that in me today.
What were those things called strikeouts?
Yep.
Yeah, you...well, I...well, from...
Strikeout was...
...bong rip.
Either a shot or a chug of beer.
I always took a shot.
Yeah.

(05:03):
Oh, we did both.
And then...what was the other one?
What's the third one?
I think it was you had to, like, rip a sig.
It was the second one.
So you've just...
You've just...
...no way.
Like a good team, you should know that there's no long spot.
It's just...
Yeah, you've just...
That's...
Swing?
No, but it was...

(05:24):
It was...
It was...
That was the thing.
Oh, yeah, it was it.
Oh, because I would just take a shot and, like,
...sip the beer to chase it and then exhale.
Because I cannot chug...
I have no long capacity.
And also, I've...
...beard to chug one here.
I have no time to go to my nose.
Beer is stored in the lungs.
I am a mouth-breathe of your...
Dude, I catch myself sometimes and I'm like...
Me too.
I'm like, he fucking dang it.

(05:45):
I got my goddamn cake.
I know.
And...
Do you...
...watching back videos that I've recorded,
especially, like, fishing?
And I'm just breathing with my mouth a whole time.
I'm like, how do I edit this out?
It's in their slack jaws.
Well, in the music...
In the music...
I'm like, I'm a wet...
...like, I drool.
So, like...
...I'll...
...do my inhale.
Also has a tinge of, like...

(06:07):
...that's cool.
...that's cool.
...that's cool.
...that's the last and there.
It's a big company back in the morning.
Oh, I'm so excited.
So, here's the guys.
I like to fish.
It's fucking...
...and...
...some times...
...some times...
...some times to catch them.
I swear.
I don't post...
...no matter what we're getting catching night there.
Yeah.
I don't catch...
...story...

(06:28):
...instagram stories anymore.
Because people would be like...
...the breathing, dude.
What is with the breathing?
Like, I'll just be doing a vlog and just be like...
...knock it off.
Dude, I got the first...
...like, either...
...I think a cozy would go well for this, like...
...and it's just a guy holding a hook, put an alarm on, and it just says,
...I'd rather be baiting.
I said...

(06:49):
...yeah, I mean...
...and then...
...I think that would crush in sales.
People would be like, you know what?
That's just a right...
...it's a great thing.
I think, tuck...
...you were telling me you were having...
...you had a dream about casting.
Dude, I had...
...had this dream.
But it...
...I wasn't trying to catch anything.
I was just casting and reeling it back in...
...to cast again.
I was just like...
...all of...
...I just love this.

(07:10):
I love this.
I don't care about the catching the fish.
I just love casting.
That's like...
...something you do when you're...
...like fucking tripping balls.
You just had to keep doing something...
...to keep...
...like, kind of, bringing it back in real...
...and real in.
Well, I was also like, man, do I just...
...watch this like, fly fishing?
...and like, it's...
...that's what I want.
...and might...
...you might be a fly fisherman.
Yeah.
It sounds so tranquil.
You're just out there in a stream.

(07:32):
Yeah.
You know how piss you'd be...
...trona learn before you could, like, get...
...a foggy atmosphere.
...or before you have the proper gear where you're, like...
...whad as fuckers, but I like...
...waiters all...
...oh no, no, no.
Well, I mean, no, I got...
...I got a guy who...
...he told me he's like, he's like, dude, you're gonna cut me.
You're gonna come to me with Montana one time.
Oh, yeah.
He's like an oil-exec...
...oh, dude.
...oh, dude.

(07:53):
He's a pipeline boy.
...oh, man, eh, and for the cat.
Well, talker, the real question is, has you...
...has you ever been...
...fly fishing before?
No.
What of Argan?
Neither of Argan.
Right?
But it looks...
...I would get the tango.
I would...

(08:14):
...they're gonna be like, it's all on the wrist, flickin' flackin' all the nonsense and shit.
And I'm gonna be the guy that's tangled up in the fuckin' line.
Is there a real...
...I don't know how it works either.
I don't know.
I think it's all on the line.
I don't...
...I think you pulled a line.
Yeah, you pulled a line.
Yeah, you pulled a line.
Yeah, you don't real anything until...

(08:34):
...unless you're fining a big aspect that takes all your slack out,
which trout aren't gonna do that.
But people go...
... trout are like this man.
Dude, they're like...
...the craziest, fly-fishing video I've ever seen.
They're beauty.
Trotter, gorgeous.
...and delicious.
But I was watching this video, these dudes fly-fishing for white marlin.
I was the coast of Guatemala.
On the offshore boat?
No, dude, I'm telling you man, they had...

(08:56):
...this video was fucking nuts.
They're out there trolling.
Yeah.
For white marlin, they spot a marlin.
The guy...the host of the show was like...
...I've always wanted to catch one on a fly-rush.
There's no way that would work.
Dude, well, you...
...you can get like 80 pound tests on anything.
Well, I mean, yeah, but those rods...
...that things gonna snap.
I don't...
...it's like some crazy...

(09:17):
...it's like a custom fuckin' $10,000 fly-rush.
I don't know anything about that.
Again, like, how do you...
...really in on-flight?
I don't know.
Okay, so you have a fly-rush.
Yeah, yeah.
And you pull out all your line.
Right.
And then it's all in the motion.
So you're going backwards and forwards and backwards and forwards.
And there's a shiddle-try out.
You're just trying to fling them on the shores.
You're just trying to get it out there.

(09:39):
And it's mostly spot-fishing.
So you like see...
...with a fisher and you try to get the fly right on them.
And then you just let it sit.
And you have to watch the current.
And the current is gonna take your fly.
Hopefully, right in front of that fish is face.
And then it grabs it.
And then you set the hook with your left hand holding line to get the hook set.
And then you're fighting it.
And then you reel it in with all the slack line that sounds.

(10:03):
So you pull the slack line.
That seems like some pushing up bolder up a hill type shit.
It's really tight to your hand off the line.
It's just gonna go right.
But apparently it's like the most fulfilling way to catch a fish.
Yeah.
But I'm just about to...
...under the bare hand.
And then you're gonna get the netting sound.
And then you're gonna get the netting sound.
I would never do that.
I'm not saying my dad's turtle hold.

(10:24):
Or got him.
That's why you got with Billy Bob.
And they know the ones.
They'll stick their hand in first-for.
Yeah.
You catch a fish.
That's how they're going to get the hold.
If it's turtle, it'll get me not the first time.
But now I'm just...
Dude, this whole fucking Marlin bit.
I'm down there off the coast.
Guatemala.
There's a volcano erupting in the background.
It's like an active volcano.

(10:46):
It's not erupting.
It's active.
It's like a sea of spit and shit.
And the dude fucking sightcasts to Marlin with Flyrod.
Brings it in on the Flyrod.
It's like obviously above and beyond himself.
Jump into the water to release it.
This footage isn't sane, bro.
So he's like in the...
And he's crystal clear fucking Guatemala and Wilder...
...Water's holding this white Marlin.

(11:07):
And then just lets it go and just swims off.
And he's like...
I mean...
You kill yourself.
You sure it was a Marlin?
Like...
I don't...I don't...I don't believe you'll want it.
Like...
Now that you've gotten into fishing, dude.
Like all these fish stories.
These fish tales are just coming out of like...
...other people's fish.
Yeah.
You know what I'm talking about?
Pictures with other people's fish.

(11:28):
Yeah.
You're just fucking with you.
But like here's the thing is like you gotta keep that shit.
Like I don't believe that one bit.
Dude, technology, it's green screen.
It sounded fucking tuna.
It's a fucking paradise.
Yeah, it's a guy in 2015.
Dude, it might have been.
Dude, it was probably a goldfish, dude.
Dude, I was just like...
Dude, I don't believe you.
I don't believe you.
My dad kind of Marlin was like 40 pounds.
Like 40 pounds?

(11:49):
Yeah, not all of them.
Not all of them.
Not all of them.
Like the 300 year old world.
Or they can read something somewhere about like Marlin that there.
There, you know, there's all the different types of Marlin and like...
Black, but they're not sure that they're...
They hate...
Hey, hey, hey.
No.
There's black Marlin.
There's white Marlin's blue moon.
But they think...
They're not...
Like apparently I read somewhere.

(12:10):
And I could be totally wrong about this.
And I was reading just like a prank article.
But about...
They're not sure if their different species of Marlin are different stages of development grow.
That's interesting.
Well, it's an evolution, Marlin.
Well, they can be like 80 years old.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, yeah.
You can change colors.
I mean, your hair...
Your hair goes white eventually.

(12:31):
Yeah.
Or it falls out.
They're chameleons at the sea.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They can be like...
Dude, what's the octopus?
Octopi?
Octopi?
Yeah.
Yeah.
They got the camouflage ship.
They're all chameleons.
They're so smart.
To make it out of jars that are sealed.
Have you seen that ship?
Yeah.
They're the smartest ship.
They did it like peanut butter jars.
I'm like, oh, the socks button is fucking weird.

(12:53):
These are my peanut butter jars.
Oh, it's like...
You know where this octopus needs to go?
This is just...
This jar of chips.
And then he's like...
And he can tell.
It's a sound button.
Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben.
I've always like...
And when I was like the people that are like...
Man, I can't eat octopus anymore.
I've seen the...
Whatever the movie is.
That's me.
They're too smart.
I'm like, that's the best reason to eat them.
They're going to fucking rise up, dude.

(13:14):
You got to eat them.
There's proof that there's dumb ones then.
You know what I mean?
They're not on top.
Imagine the most average.
Our lost, you know.
And remember that half of a box.
So it's our dumber than that one.
There's some dumb boys out there.
They just...
They just weren't under paralyzed, born here, like fucking, you know.
Wherever the Navy's dumping all their talks is quite easy.
Well, they're not...
There's like...

(13:35):
There's like the one in that bunch.
That is just like a super octopus.
Like he's a god-a-long-socked-buzz.
And like he took the sludge right.
It took...
And it did what it was meant to do.
The government was dumping it.
That's the whole deal.
That's what they're doing.
That's what I knew.
You can figure it out.
Well, that's the whole bit with mushrooms.
And fungi in general.

(13:56):
Like...
Did you ever play the last of us, or have you started watching it?
Oh, dude, that first off.
Did you watch the first episode?
Yeah, oh, top, tremendous.
Top.
What's it called?
The last of us...
What's it on?
Like what's up?
Yeah, just drop.
Yeah, just drop.
Yeah, just drop.
But it's based on a video game.
It's based off...
It's so...
I don't know if you're familiar with Naughty Dog.
Like...

(14:17):
They're bit is they make video games that are just moved interactive movies, basically.
Like...
Yeah, so...
They're very story driven.
It's all like the script is well thought out.
You're playing through cutscenes.
I like that.
Because I liked playing like Red Dead Redemption.
Like...
I actually liked playing the storyline of it.
Yeah.
Like these aren't... they're not open world really.
They're like...

(14:38):
They're just like very cut to the chase.
Very story driven.
Yeah.
That's cool.
I'm in a storyboard it out.
It's fucking sweet.
And the show is like true to the video game.
Yeah.
They're in a camera.
That's the thing.
It's like... they're like...
Is this the first successful video game out of decisions to get?
Because they didn't change anything.
And obviously...
Obviously, numbers... no one saw the Super Mario Brothers.
Maybe.
Because it's not out yet.
Or the Mario Brothers.

(14:59):
You're talking about that.
Oh, you're looking for a movie.
What the fucking dude...
When they were like racist...
Yeah, I was like...
Like, was the Ammo's Luigi dude?
But that...
I mean that...
And the Christmas.
Listen.
But Bob Hoskins was Mario.
I think so.
I think it was Bob Hoskins.
But you know what?
How are you supposed to adapt...
Like a platform...
...a guy just running across a screen.
Yeah.
What are you supposed to do with that be the movie?

(15:20):
Well, that's the little grass.
That's the whole complaint about the new animation.
What is that?
Who's still...
They're complaining about the voicecraft.
Yes, for Brad.
Chris Brad.
And you know what?
And I think it'll be fine.
I'm sure it'll be fine.
I love Mario.
Let's go.
But it's just his regular voice.
He was like, all right.
Let's go.
I want to call you a pro.
For me.
He's a monster.
It's a monster.

(15:41):
It's a monster.
I want to like...
The guy that...
The guy that does that voice is like alive and well.
And still like in his prime voice acting range.
And it's like, why didn't you get that guy?
Because he's...
Well, they could have...
He's probably stuck.
I think Nintendo has a 360.
I just thought...
I thought it was...
So it's not...
You tend to...
You tend to...

(16:02):
So it's not...
It's anime.
You got game cast.
It's voiceovers.
Because I was going to say I was like, well the guy's probably not like...
The new Mario.
It's...
It's all anime.
No, the guy...
I don't remember the guy's name.
But he's like...
He's a professional voice actor.
Yeah, that makes sense.
This is what he does.
And you go in your like, oh, but we're going to get...
We need some star power.
Let's get the guy that they had in the Lego movie.

(16:23):
Let's get that guy.
Let's get the guy that's been in everything.
I just want the...
The...
The last Jurassic World the other day.
I mean...
Ass.
Like, talk about a fucking travesty.
I could have told the franchise.
I could have told the franchise.
I could have told the franchise.
I could have told the franchise.
Oh, the trailer.
I was like, no.
Well, I was like... there's no way I'm going to see this in the future.
And it was like, it was on Amazon Prime for free.
It was a slow dance.

(16:44):
Like, a fucking let's go.
And I will say it was better than the first two Jurassic worlds.
Because those things are just unsalvable.
This one.
But they did...
They did like...
They did the Hail Mary Tosser.
Like, we're going to get the original cast.
Oh, yeah.
And all of them in there.
And people... we're going to go full nostalgia power.
But they did it like...
I would say fairly well.
I would say fairly well.

(17:05):
It's still sucks.
But, you know, they weren't working with a lot to begin with.
Well, that's good.
Yeah, those fucking moves are all played out.
I only watched...
I only liked...
It was from the first two.
It's the first two.
Toss world and...
An OGM as part.
Yeah.
Clevver Gale.
Yeah.
Clevver Gale.
I just like my favorite.
Don't run in the long grass.
You know, like, guys like crying in the raptors come out.

(17:26):
If fucking Samuel Jackson's arm just comes out of the wiring and it's like a stump.
He was in there moving.
He was... he pulled onto your butt.
I don't even know.
I just know Chef Cole Blooms in there.
Chef Cole...
Some... they had to have that.
Oh, they did do me that's chipping Eric.
New Chef Cole Blooms, yeah.
New men's in it.
You just said...

(17:47):
Yeah.
Didn't say the magic word.
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
And then, yeah, did that move even with so fucking sick?
Yeah.
I was a little late.
That was like... I think it was like three or four when that came out.
That was like one of the first movies I saw in theaters.
I saw that movie and Twitter and theaters.
I remember seeing Twitter my dad was like,
We're gonna go see Twitter.

(18:08):
Actually, it's obsessed with tornadoes.
Oh, that's my favorite thing as well.
That's my favorite thing as well.
Beside everything else.
Everyone on meet one.
I've never seen a couple on my day.
It's been tight.
I'm like, I'm going to get an autograph.
I've never seen a girl in that.
They're kind of...
They're kind of pushing.
Yeah.
Yeah, they just blow you off.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's like, alright, man, totally cool man.
And any came ever in fucked up much shit up.
They didn't say sorry.

(18:29):
Like, look, they're a bit of a little man.
You made a mess.
Pick it clean.
I'm sorry.
I was a private debter.
I didn't think we all did that on purpose.
No, but so seeing Jurassic Park when I was a kid, like in the theater, I just remember like my sit.

(18:50):
Like, there's my dad took me and my sister.
And he's sister is like, freaky.
She's three years old.
She's like, freaky in the fuck out.
And I'm just like, fuck you.
You're like, I'm in for the fuck and we're right.
Eat them.
Well, that's fuck.
Quite a lot of the toilet.
I kind of want to go see Avatar 2 in theaters.
Because I've never...
It's the experiences.
Not about the movie.
I've been out of the 3D.
The last movie I saw in theaters was the newest Jackass movie.

(19:13):
And I've been through up the whole time.
Because I was like, drunk on Y1.
He threw up a lot.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I've been through.
Well, I've been through.
So cut.
So I got this whole thing that like, the world is a bit now.
Like, just that everything's a fucking bit.
It's not to lunch.
Yeah.
The world's out to lunch.
The other things a bit.
Like, for example, we're at Sunami fucking the other night.

(19:37):
Talking night.
And it was a Wednesday night.
And they had this whole, uh, 180 milliliters of sake.
And, uh, like, a double pint of care in for $7.
And we just got fucking annihilated off this accidentally.
I mean, I think it's like an individual sake.
But it's still like $7.

(19:58):
$7.
It was 7 bucks.
It's for not doing it.
No.
It's like you go to New York.
And it's like they have the standard, you know, shot in a beer deal.
7 bucks at like every fucking pocket.
Yeah.
And then we go here.
It's like, oh, no, you get a beer.
And you get like a half bottle of sake.
And so I gave it a half bottle of still 14%.
Yeah.
So you do that.
You run that twice.
14 bucks.
You are there.

(20:19):
You're one sip away from Dick in the dirt.
And I got to the point where I went to Josh to find pervert of this amazing establishment.
Best bar in downtown.
Our buddy Josh.
I wish.
And I looked at after like three of these.
I was like, let me do the sake bit.
And he looked at me and he was like, it is a bit.
No.
It gave me the sake bit and do you know what?

(20:40):
That's kind of.
Dude, we've got to change the name.
It's just everything.
I mean, I ended up with that.
I went home.
I called Tucker like almost in tears.
I was like my left or my right ball is hanging four inches lower than the other one.
And it's like.
It's like, what's the lot?
It's like you're fine.
But I was like, do my ball here.
He was like, you're fine.
I was like, dude, it is four inches lower than the other one.

(21:02):
Like, let me send you a picture.
Let me send you.
He's like four inches dude.
I think I'm like, dude.
I'm like, you're like, I need to see it.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
You were like four inches.
I was like, that's bullshit.
If it was four inches, you like, you should have gone to the doctor long ago.
And then you're like, no, dude, dude, dude, I'm like, I got to send you a pick.
I'm like, please don't.
Please don't.
And you're just like, you're in a, you know, you got to see.

(21:23):
I'm like, you know what?
I feel like you're just going to send it anyway.
So let's get this over with.
I'm in, dude, I'm put naked in my,
I'm like, I'm alone at my house.
At least he had the, like, comedy scene.
Like, hold his, oh, yeah.
But I took like eight shots to try to get the same.
It's working the angle on the, you weren't literally taking dick fix for top.
No, they're ball, ball fix.
Bro, I am butt aggressive.
Play the clip.

(21:44):
I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was.
Yeah, I'm butt naked in my, like, bathroom waste on this sake.
I bit, dude.
And I'm like, trying to hold my cock.
And like, I don't know this happens to you guys.
But if you, like, suck your stomach into your balls, go up.
Yeah.
So like, I'm like, I'm, I'm getting, like, fully extended stomach.
So they're like sticking out, you know?

(22:06):
So they're, that was extra skin kind of vibe.
And I'm trying to take these picks into the selfie camera on my phone's broken.
So I'm like, in, like, looking in the mirror, that's like, the front face camera.
Trying to take this pick.
I said it to tuck, and he, like, we're still on the phone.
And he's like, that's not fucking for inches you find, dude.
Like, fucking like, they're in the same height.
Yeah.

(22:27):
So that's fine.
I, like, throw up fucking, buy along.
I'll wake up in the morning.
Is your balls were big?
No, because I'm not gonna,
Oh, yeah.
He's probably got a hernia from throwing up.
Oh, that's probably the case.
I wake up in the morning.
I'm like 45 minutes late for work.
I've got damn it.
That's a whole, that was a bad bet, dude.
That's a bad bet, bro.
Like, still a bit, yeah.

(22:48):
You were committed to it.
And committed to it.
I look at the ball, but I look at my, like, text messages from the night before.
I look at the first one.
I made the mistake of looking at my search history on the internet.
I found out, I was telling the right up here.
I found, like, real life and dipornal.
Fucking weird.
Really?
If you get, like, a whole new era.
I mean, it's a search.
That means it's a search on your search on your own.
You're in search on your own, a court.

(23:09):
Boys and girls out there.
And I look at, like, the text thread would top.
And I just see a picture of my boys hanging there.
And I text talk, and I was like, I'm bummed.
I said you're fixing the balls.
And he goes, me too, dude.
I deleted it.
Because it's like, in my, yeah, it's like, I can open my fucking chat with my boys.
Yeah, I'm doing this ball.

(23:30):
Yeah, I'm like, wow.
Just staring at it.
The move is just, just, just, start texting a lot.
Just say, KKK, yeah, that's cool.
Yeah, that's what I just, that's what I did when he did the, when he,
when he, when he, he doubled down on it by sending picture of, you know,
what meet the millers are aware of the millers.
Yeah, the do gets, his balls been by a tarantula.
Oh, yeah.
There's like a split shot of, just, just, massive.
Tests cool.

(23:51):
So I took a picture of the screen.
I think I was like, I think it's getting worse.
I was like, I fully like lean into it.
I'm like, dude, that's bad.
Yeah.
You're not the chopper off.
Dude, dude.
No, I said, I said, I said, lop it off.
Yeah, lop it off.
All right.
Well, I didn't turn it.
It turned into, like, just sending as many messages as I could.
Tick it, like, push it out of the screen.
Absolutely.
That's what I would have done.

(24:12):
Yeah.
Dude, that's insane.
That's incredible.
I'm glad that, uh, like, I don't, I don't need to know what your balls look like.
And if your balls are.
But I swear than the other.
No, they're not small.
They're very small.
They're just, like, cashews.
Well, I fucking, I'm just, these, these boy,
Morgan's heard about the shape at that point.
I'm talking about something.
It's not like, they're like, there's something like banana,

(24:33):
but my balls are, you shaped.
I see these boys the next night.
Tucker's in Mr. VCR, but with everyone out there.
You're a bad job of introducing them to you.
All right, you're redoing them?
No, no, no.
I'm not doing that.
Yeah, cold, cold, cold clothes.
But so I go out the next night.
I like get myself together.
I was hung over until probably, like, nine, ten feet.
I'm getting my, I get myself together.

(24:55):
I head down dark course in anapolis,
fucking little dipar hole in the wall, I'm supposed to buy it.
The boys are ripping.
And during separate, I go say, what's up to,
soorn, also friend of the show is on the Mr. VCR cast.
And soorn just comes up to me because how they hang it,
but I was like, got damn it dude.
Oh, yeah.
I like to do that and fucking drunk.

(25:16):
Yeah, let's do it.
And I was like, oh no, no, no.
Yeah, you're born.
I don't talk like, I literally only told soorn.
I was like, and I even, I did the bit.
I said, don't mention this.
Like, this stage between us is because, like,
that's too funny to not tell my boys.
Oh, absolutely.
And the first thing he does is just immediately blow that out.
Yeah.
How the heck of, and the crap.
I was like, I mean, once lower than the other.

(25:37):
Yeah.
And he was like, dude, we're just getting older, man.
And I was like, you know what?
That's exactly what you're saying.
Yeah, you're saying it.
I got to deal with saggy ball.
I have to like,
I got to like, move the metal away by sit down.
Get a ball if you think I finally hit fucking puber.
Get it?
Get a skew.
Do it.
Get a sack tuck.
Do it.
Do it.
Pioneers, the newest,
it's that it's a new trend.

(25:58):
Medical, the trend is talking to your sack.
You start a sack back.
That's a sack back.
Well, now, then you're going to run into this situation when you sit down too fast.
And then guess what happens?
Pop.
Pop.
And then you're not coming back from that.
You're going to have to put like some like, I don't know,
googly eyes or something.
Clean up on aisle three.
Well, I mean, when I was fucking a little scene boy in high school,

(26:20):
they would always tell me, like, oh, fuck with your scene and
like, everything with your mouth and do you think
it's a mess with your scene and being like,
I heard like this turns out it was a cost.
It used to be comfortable sitting like this.
I can't.
You're bald.
What are you doing?
Did you balls?
They finally dropped it.
Yeah, it's embarrassing.
I've never been able to do that just for a while.
These like thick lily.

(26:41):
Yeah, these thighs.
You got some.
I can't do it.
You got to treat me.
I do the hang.
Yeah, the.
And I can only do for so long because it starts to.
You need it.
It starts tweaking your knee and you're like,
I don't want to on a bow leg.
It's just solid boys do it happen.
It happens to solid boys.
To me, this was always that.
It's also the ball.
It's very feminine way to sit.
My grandfather's just like this.
Right.
That's what I always think.

(27:02):
I'm like that's how women sit.
That's that's it.
Yeah, you don't cross that.
You're like, I'm just in the saw.
Because you're not trying to show off your underwear.
Like right now where your show me is.
You got a space to work with that.
Hey guys, like I'm here to hang out and yeah,
like my balls are pretty much in my stomach right now.
Now they're just underneath.
Oh, they're tucked under.
Are they like squeezed through their lungs?

(27:24):
I'm doing the wild.
Bill bit.
I'm not doing it a bit.
Everything's bit.
The world doesn't tell any of the world.
It's a bit.
The bits.
I mean, there's a lot.
There's a lot of shit going on.
And it does feel like.
It does feel like.
No, but it does feel like.
Like everything is a bit like you just go out and pop up and just like,
It's everything real right now.

(27:46):
Oh, that's the only way to cope with that.
What the fuck?
It's the only way to cope.
That's we went through this the last cast.
Girls out to lunch.
Yeah.
And I've within the week that this is.
That episode came out.
I figured out the hack to deal with it.
And it's just going, well, that's just the fucking bad.
Bid dude.
Yeah.
The world's a fucking bad.
Sometimes it works.
Sometimes.
Yeah, and I just blew this man.

(28:07):
Boo.
Yeah.
And public.
Yeah.
Shit.
Go get shit.
Did the other man.
Like, that shit sucks.
Let's fucking JV shit.
That was shit.
That was your on JV, bud.
That was our boy.
Scrubbly.
We were.
This past Wednesday.
We were also at.
We were just at a fucking shot.
Yeah.
And our boy Dan Zagus is birth.

(28:29):
There's this other chef at Sailor.
And I thought Josh Josh was like, got everyone's attention.
A bunch of us rockin' out with us and like grind course type.
Yeah.
I'm like, Josh, get the sock a bit roll.
And he's like, just a bit.
And like, shot.
Well, he, and I thought like Josh was going to make a speech.
Yeah.
Like it's Dan's the man.
And I started a speech.

(28:52):
And then totally choked.
And like looked around and no one noticed that I had to even started.
And I was like, I'm very cool man.
I thought I started doing like, there are wood chips.
There are good chips.
There are ships that sail to sea.
But the best chips for friendships and friends will forever be.
I got great words into that.
I said, they're good wood.
That's just stopped.
Yeah.

(29:13):
Just like, yeah.
I was on the sock a bit.
You take good shit's bad shit's.
And then sometimes your bad friends come over and we take shit together.
But like, like, wrap it up with doing.
So I thought Josh was like on the count of three.
Everybody boo this man.
And the whole thing.
Fuck.
Who's Dan growing?
I was like, can't talk that.
I'm going to be a public building.
That's kind of like a chain.

(29:34):
You imagine a chain.
Oh, dude.
Let me tell you.
I was at, I was at what I, at least in my experiences.
The most epic public booing of one person that I can ever recall happening.
This, I went to the Washington football team.
Yeah.
The Redskins versus the Brown.
The Command.
The Command.

(29:55):
On the, on the years day, keep in mind, this is after I had just done the show at Metro the night before up to
the year hours.
Yeah.
So this is New Year's Day.
I'm at the game.
They bring back Carson Wenz and he just comes out on the first, his first year's
Thursday pic.
I have never heard.
I was part of the football.
Imagine.
Like, I need you to, like, just try to comprehend the sound of like 75,000 people.

(30:19):
Buying one man.
A coffee, boozing.
It's like one brand specifically.
Everyone sort of, it's shooting their pants.
Dude, it was, it was insane.
The whole, oooooh.
Like your place is vibrating.
It was vibrating.
It was vibrating with the fucking frequency.
It was like in Madden when you would get like the power off the up and the screen.
So anyway.
Well, then it, then he comes out, he comes out again next offensive series.

(30:41):
It just kind of sputters out.
Nothing crazy.
Right out.
Yeah.
Somewhere down the field who gives a fuck.
Yeah.
The booze came out, came back a little bit.
Third series goes out.
Pick.
Goes another interception.
I thought people were about to storm the field and string this guy out.
I mean, that, I was like, I, at that point I was like, man, I kind of feel bad.

(31:03):
Like, if something happens, like, this one, this is the coach's fault.
Like, you're, you're hanging this guy out to dry.
That's embarrassing.
This is never, like, an awesome thing.
Like, why the fuck do this, whatever the fuck the called commanders, the command she is, the
fucking football team.
The command she's the command.
The commanders.
The commanders.
The command she's, but anyway.

(31:24):
Why the fuck do they keep taking Hieniki to it?
Like, I thought he was ripping it up.
You guys were, no, he, I mean, he's, he's, you know, he's a cool dude.
We should get him on the cast.
What's his name?
Taylor Hieniki.
Taylor Hieniki.
But we'll suck down some hands.
You're doing some beers.
He'll fucking Chuck beers.
But let me get you a record.
I'll get you a record.
I'll be out of pair of Jordan's.

(31:45):
Dude, yeah.
You're already getting pitpipes.
That's true.
Yeah, slow down.
You just picked 12 hundred dollars and simple.
That's a government, my man.
It's, I'm going to call.
Here's what you did.
He's been by.
Here's the move dude.
You buy a bunch of shit on credit.
And then you get it to you and then you afford it as fraud.
And then then you don't have to be liable for it.

(32:07):
And just someone stole my card and got it.
I don't know.
I think there's a word for this.
Proud.
Proud.
That's it.
It's only a little.
If you get caught.
Oh, that's, oh, I live though.
So let's talk better.
Pock has it.
It goes on the internet.
Yeah.
I would like to present.
I'm not saying it.
I'm not paying for it.
Well, that's not what I'm saying.

(32:29):
That he would do this.
The move is you make good six payments on time and then you just go.
And then they're like,
Just moved a Mexican.
And then you just don't answer the thing like you must have died.
Yeah.
I don't think that's their first thought.
They're first thought is like, this is a good thing.
You guys have never done this before.
The move.
I need you only.
So I look for phone calls.
I get a lot of credit or score.
This is the past.

(32:50):
This is all just what I need you to do is declare bankruptcy for $1,200.
What?
What?
That is the best bit ever.
What I need you to do right now is say that this is all bit.
Yeah, it is.
As your attorney, I advise you to stay this is all bit.
But I think allegedly, like, I,
Allegedly, I'm not paying back.
I'm not doing.
I'm not paying full price.
I'm not saying if you never pay full price.

(33:12):
Yeah.
I was just paying like six payments and then I'm like, I'm good boys.
Question for both of you guys.
Did you do the fucking free Mcnugget bit that I tried to tell you about?
No, I tried to avoid Mcnugget.
Because I now tell you, I know that you're sending ball picks and pay.
It's a bit.
I'm going to go at McDonald's.
And then you're like, just go.
And I was like,
No, I don't want Mcnuggets.

(33:34):
And you're like, dude, you should just go.
They got sweet and sour sauce, man.
And I'm like, I'll go.
But like, I'm not going to get it.
And I knew it was a fucking lie.
It wasn't, I'm not going to show up to this fucking lunch.
It's a lot.
You thought I was fucking trolling you?
Yeah, you just trying to get your stuff.
No, I'm on bail.
I'm on bail myself by paying for six Mcnuggets.
No, I told you.
I'm like, oh, I didn't bring a wallet.
Dude, brought my phone.

(33:55):
So here's another awful pair.
Dude, that's, that's the new bit is just like telling people that there's a free deal going on
in the order.
And they have to pay the like,
the manual fee.
The manual for dollar fee.
No, no, free shit.
Bring it back in.
This comes back to my fucking my hacks to get through life.
All these fast food restaurants have apps now.

(34:15):
And they have tremendous deals on these apps.
Wednesday just happened to be free Mcnugget Day.
If you did it on the app, I fucking got it on the app.
I went in.
I waited 30 minutes for six Mcnuggets because the girl literally went out to lunch.
Right when I got there.
And I just stood there like a fucking steaming pile of shit.
You've had some really bad fast food experience.

(34:38):
I think I've had the worst.
You were like texting me that you were like trying to parade this poor talk of the woman.
It was not her.
It was the whole establishment.
Okay, it was the entire staff.
It was the, so this night, man.
Did you have a story last week?
No, I wish I was.
What was the story?

(34:59):
Yeah, yeah.
I leave Park Tavern as a very important.
It was like a celebration of life for whatever home he's RIP.
Oh shit, sorry.
No, it's fine.
It's fine.
For real, I know that's a bit of a two every time.
We're pretty good friends today.
This was like a legit one.
Oh, that's awesome.
That's fine.
Yeah.
So you know, Severna Park Taco Bell.
Yeah.
Historically is the greatest Taco Bell in Maryland.

(35:21):
Well, it used to be like the old one.
True.
So I gave him to drive through.
And there's three cars.
And after 15 minutes, another car comes up behind me.
And I'm like committed.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I was like, fuck, I should have dipped 10 minutes ago after five minutes.
I get to the, you know, I go to the do my order.
And I've been doing this move where I get two tulupas with black beans.

(35:45):
Make it fresco, which is, if you got the time.
Do it.
It is fucking delicious.
Fresco.
Make it fresco.
You say make it.
Yeah, they put pick a dig out.
I thought you were ordering a fresco.
No, no, no.
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I was like, bro, it's fresco.
It's fresco, right?
I was like, my step mom.
Dude, I did not.
It's like, it's, if you're going to get that over the barb.

(36:06):
It's fresco, but according to Taco Bell, it's fresco.
So you, and now, like, I'm not going to argue with you.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
So then I wait another fucking 10 minutes.
I get to the window finally.
It straight up has been 45 minutes.
And I've been sitting at the stockable.
And it is 10 30 at night.
It's not like, like, uh,
uh,
egregiously late.

(36:27):
Right.
It is like 10 30.
And I get to the window and she's the the cute little girl
man.
She probably like 12, like, definitely child label.
What, why?
Yeah.
She looks at me and she's like, hey,
do you mind going to the front and parking?
We're out of black beans.
And I was like, I just kind of stared at her.
I was like, and I'm kind of, I'm three sheets to the way.

(36:47):
Yeah.
I'm a little tipsy.
And I don't like, I just look at her and I was like,
mm-hmm.
I go to the fucking front.
I park.
I see cars.
I can't even get a parking spot now because there's so many
cars in his line.
I was like, I'm stopped.
Dude, I am committed.
These fucking random crack has pulled up next to me.
And they're starting knocking on their window on the inside of their car.

(37:08):
And I'm just like staring for him.
I'm like, no, I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it.
And they're like, uh, uh,
I'm like, so I turn over.
And they're just like, put your window down.
Put your window in.
And I was just like,
and he was like, are you a door to ash driver? And I fucking lost.
I was like, man, I want to be left alone.
And he was like, he was like, you were fucking ass.

(37:28):
I'm just asking if you're a door to ash.
I was like, what does that have to do with anything?
Right.
He was like, I want to know if you're waiting for me.
I was like, are you gonna rob me?
I was like, no, fuck off.
And they started screaming at me.
And I do talk a bit.
Did I talk about people?
No, this is just random.
He's taking you now to the patron.
I'm taking out the patron.
I straight up dude.
I do check the other patron.
I'm gonna check this bed out.

(37:49):
I told him I was a cop.
I said, I'm a fucking cop asshole.
And they fucking skirted off, man.
I was like, you fucking crack it.
So now I'm like, he did.
I just yelled at like two random people.
Like I'm prying.
Then the girl comes out with my food.
And she was like, she's like,
you're gonna have to go back into the line.
What?
No, this is when she tells me that they're out of black beans.

(38:11):
She didn't tell me at the window.
I remember it.
But she was at the window.
She was like, can you just go park out front?
So, yeah, this is why your food is just gonna make it.
Really?
Dude, she was like, hey, I'm like my shifts over.
I can't go back inside because like it locks from the inside.
My shifts over.
You're gonna have to get back in the line and tell them what order number you are.
And also like we're out of black beans.

(38:33):
And I'm like, dude, I luckily these two people pulled up and I took and grabbed on
crap.
Yeah, yeah.
Because I'm not gonna get mad at this girl.
Dude, that's like that.
I get it.
Yeah, look, granted.
I get a good situation in the best way you could.
You could just say, that's tight.
No, when they ask if you're a door driver, a door driver, you just go, nope.
And then just roll your window.
Yeah, oh no, let me see you.

(38:56):
I want to know those guys is like, they're bent.
Are you the door to ask drive?
You're right, I should have been there.
What if they were looking for their door to you?
They ordered door to ask.
And like the guys still on the map sitting at the fucking Taco Bell.
They're like, we're gonna go find this fucker.
Dude, they're bent.
That's what I was saying.
I told them I was going to do that.
Dude, I was just kidding.
I told them I was a cop.

(39:16):
They did.
So dude, I got to get back to the line.
And I can't, like the girls offers me a way they actually bought that you are a cop.
That is.
Why?
What's your first mistake?
Put on, I got disguises.
I've always wanted to impress the people.
Yeah, here's your first offense.
Yeah, you went back into the line.
I went back into the line.
So that's a pit.

(39:37):
Okay.
I'm a toe-spot.
Wait a second.
That girl just, okay.
No, hear me out.
So that girl dipped on you and full, when am I gonna go?
I'm just making jazz thing.
Let her do it.
What am I gonna do?
Go back inside.
She's so bent on the line.
She's so hot to talk to a man.
Yeah, so dude, I get back in the line.
And there's cars in the line.
So it took like another 10 minutes to get fucking relax bro.

(39:59):
I told you that it is in year bro.
Take your anger out on the fucking dinner.
It's as if it's not matter, but a door to that drive.
What's the fucking matter?
Other than they wanted to drop me.
So I think I saved myself.
So I get to the window and it's like a dude and he's like, hey, can I take your order
and I was like, hey man, I'm order number 1610.

(40:21):
I got the two fucking black bean chalupa's and the not show fucking dickity do.
Your coworker just informed me what's in it.
He was like, I'm so sorry Sarah, like come back through.
Bro, it gets fucking better.
Stop trying to talk.
I'm telling the guy I'm in store.
I'm telling the fucking store right now.
I'm gonna just fry you and say I got ahead.

(40:41):
I get to the window.
They hand me the tulipas.
I don't check the bag.
I drive into the parking lot.
My not shows are missing.
I'm a child.
I get back into the...
I got it.
Hey, sir, can I take your order?
Hey, it's 1610 again, man.
I got my tulipas with the refried beans, man, which by the way is heinous.

(41:03):
Don't do it.
The black beans is moved, but obviously they're like, I got damn this guy again.
They're like, we're so fucking sorry Sarah, they gave him the not shows.
I go, I eat it in the parking lot, I walk into the woods to take a piss.
At this point, it's been an hour and a half and I had a piss.
So many times.
So many turns here.
This is all true.
All the time, I'm texting Tucker, like, fuck my life.

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I am going to end it all.
I like dude, it's just talk about it.
And I was like, you don't understand him.
But now you do do do.
I mean, I do, but I still think you were overacting a little bit.
Yeah, I don't know man.
Dude, you were in my house.
Justin.
Dude.
What a dip.
Oh, here's the first bit that you fucked up with.
It's like, why are you going to talk about getting black beans on shit?

(41:48):
Go to fucking Chipotle.
It's called black beans, dude.
Here's the thing.
Man, if you're going to late, this is your fault.
This is on you, man, because you came out to prison.
At night, at like 10 30 asking for black beans and frescoes and frescos and all that shit.
And then the problem is, here's the bit they played.
It's like fresco when they said it.
They said, the body thought it was like French.
So French, Jessica is overweight, broad that sits over by the sloppy beans or very beautiful

(42:16):
Italian.
She comes over.
She's polishing dudes off in the fucking line.
That's what it took 30 minutes in between each guy.
Where's the one?
Your balls were hanging low.
Those guys were tight balls.
Boys.
He's at their main 25 year old tight ball boys.
Here's 30 to your old 30, whatever you're all.
Little ball boy.
And you come for the balan man.
They're asking for 30.

(42:38):
On my Taco Bell fucking meal.
I want black beans with a rooke-leas and wasps and a got-be.
And I want pickled red onions.
I don't give a fuck how you make them.
I want them now.
I don't give a fuck if they're fucking basic and goddamn bah-ha blast.
Just give me some pickled red onions.
And then you come to Aaron, ask around and then they come around and then, on the
next thing you know, they're fucking your order up.

(42:59):
They're doing a bit on you.
We're going to see how many times the ball's going to go around and fucking search
to sign up man.
That's what you're asking.
They fucking double down on you.
Double dash.
They double down.
They triple down.
They triple dogged you to go around.
Three times.
You weren't around that fucking crowd.
Three times.
You were fucking rindangas.
And then I would've went, you don't know, didn't you?
You don't know, didn't you?

(43:20):
I would've said, I would've been like, I just want to respond.
They're friends of the staff.
Like I would've went over to the other establishment that was probably a bit of the time.
Got a couple of McDonald's and said, you know what?
You guys just surprised me.
I'm here.
What I get in the bag.
I'm going to get out of the bag.
I know.
That's the dagger is when that happens.
As you just, you don't keep going in circles.
You tell them right now.

(43:40):
You were literally just going in circles.
And then you just figured it out.
I just want to fucking refund and I'm keeping this meal the half-ass meal.
And that's it.
They, they're asking the literal figurative bit.
Like they got you to do it.
You fucking went around the fucking world three times.
Because I was like I'm sticking to my body.
And you're talking to people in the top.
Sometimes.
Sometimes.

(44:01):
Sometimes it's okay.
The whole thing you're gone when it comes.
I'm just getting stuck.
I'm going in.
I'm going in the top.
I'm stuck.
I'm using all of the numbers.
And personating off to him.
I'm fucking black beans.
I'm going to be like, you know what I'm saying?
So it's like, you got like yelling at staff like this is all a bit.
Yeah, yeah.
I can't believe.
I can not believe that you would do that.

(44:23):
Did.
Like you know me, I want to lost.
I would have been better.
If Lorenzo was with me we put it in my God.
Proceed up.
Oh, I will be back on that door.
The cops, the real cops would have come.
And then they were came back and they were like, we heard someone's told me what
was the cops.
And then fixing, you know, you're in jail five ten years.
I'm in the bathroom.
And they were going to have a lot of this in the woods pissing.
And like, I see the lights start coming like this.

(44:45):
Talk.
And then talk about real reveals that they're just going to have black beans all the time.
All the time.
All the time.
All the time.
Yeah.
Like no more re-fibes.
We got black beans.
It's.
It's.
It's.
It's.
It's.
It's.
I'm.
I'm.
I'm.
You want the.

(45:06):
You have to drive through three times to get.
That's actually a good.
Waking jumpers from hoops for imagine.
I'm.
Yeah, and it's called the 16 10.
That's my order number.
I'm.
The 16 10.
That's a.
Go.
Next week.
And be like I've got a 16 10.
It's me again.
Well, I think it had to have to get for.

(45:28):
You can be like on the guy that.
Oh, no, no, this is the hack with the apps.
This is where you what you're missing anytime you order through the app.
You go on their little customer service.
And you say this was missing.
And they'll like.
And then give you a coupon to get that again.
I haven't paid full press for.
Dordation.
I'm.
I love that.
Allegedly.
Yeah.
But you can do the same thing with the actual fast food.

(45:49):
I mean, they like they are just raked in it and they don't care.
Yeah, it's like a.
when you return shit they just throw away the or they just stays in the warehouse
you know like when you return something they're not they're not worried about it
and that's just like you know that's just consumers yeah that's just a revolving door
or it's just like driving around in circles and you see you see these palettes of food

(46:12):
that like Sam's Club has to throw away I'm not gonna get a beer
so here's the thing dude like yeah a Tyler you made the ultimate mistake
and ordering like I get it like during the day that's completely fine I
completely understand oh it's my fault if you're out it is I'm always gonna blame
you okay
I got David here's the thing it's because who orders like that's when you're going at night

(46:38):
like get where you're at I get your mind since you're a him but still at night like 10
o'clock come on man at Taco Bell I know a 3A and 22 you're right it's my
say the time is irrelevant and it's your fault I mean you should have 2014 life styles man you're right these guys are not
they're not ordering a fuckload of food I don't know Taco Bell pays for these kids
college man you think that they won't know what or those kids don't dude I was

(47:01):
gonna be a college dude they probably they had they probably only had black beans back there
and they're like I don't know what they look like I don't know what they are they had
refrains nobody orders that a Taco Bell I need you I need everyone out there ordering
black beans make fresco only from the one on the other just before TV goes there
you know what I mean

(47:22):
I want to be a bad again that's the bit
Taco Bell never gets another black bean in his life okay all the Taco Bells we're this
three of us now actually Tyler you get you sitting out this two of us now so what we're going to do is we are
going to be black beans we're going to be the black bean gorilla is dead we're just stealing beans
I will never have another black bean as long as I'm not pulling a single black bean

(47:47):
a fucking mission to Taco Bell to get black beans on a what was it a soft a chalupa
yeah man stop not also I'm not even like not saying that it's delicious it's talk about they give
you like seven beans yeah you're like you're fighting crackheads you're tied a bite
bite into it black beans leak out of the bottom yeah it is delicious

(48:09):
it's black beans and pick up the guy on a fried shell bros it's fucking tremendous
and you don't feel sick after it we're going to do like a blind bean taste test let's go to
lunch let's go watch boys yeah out to lunch I want to see with this about if we go
and what happens if you just if three of us go to one I'd never and order life they're going to

(48:30):
they're going to it's going to shut down they're going to do it's going to take six hours
and we're going to be able to watch the Titanic twice I need you guys wearing suits
on VHS and tape out we are I'm down to do this but like the problem is going to be
is like as soon as they say we're out of black beans I'm not going to keep
circling around until they get a new shipment of them in like you're like hey

(48:51):
just blocking the fucking hard on you guys get that shipment in I thought the coup to
grab was a girl coming out and just being like hey my shift's done I'm locked out you
gotta go back through that's hilarious what else is she supposed to do that's not exactly
telling her at least they're like you get out yeah and that's why I did not pay you another two
cents for an hour and she's the one that took the order like the move is to be like

(49:12):
sure we're at a black beans and I go okay I'll just take a regular you should have doubled down
on the cop it yeah I'm gonna fucking kill you I would have been hysterical if they call
the girls on you you want to jail over black beans like he's like run a few know I'm
gonna throw the fucking woods they're like like you we're doing a birthday miss or time they're out of

(49:33):
fucking black beans I don't stick my seven on ground for much man but like there's certain things
and I will I'm weird hill the die on but I really weird really bizarre hill at least I'm dead
just a bit is tight I'm I'm I'm sick and tired of you going to fast food restaurants can't keep
getting away with because due last last cast we talked about it you're like I'm done with

(49:54):
putting up with bullshit and then next and then next you know what like you know what I'm going
back you know what I kind of want to see what it's like oh no this is this is long time this is what
started this is yeah but I thought this was like last weekend no this is the kud grow this really
put things perspective okay this is the icing on the cake that set me up it's all okay so I thought
this was happened between now the cast this was like before Christmas I think yeah no Dean they're

(50:19):
gonna do that too one on Thanksgiving Eve the free the free six piece nugget happened this week
yeah I know and I thought it was a bit I wasn't doing it now and that's
imagine if I showed up and they were like it's actually 12 piece or what did they do
I mean the 20 piece nugget that's when I'm gone again the 20 piece nugget
I mean what 10 p.m. I mean how many how many how many how many box is do you think you put

(50:44):
down in your life all right what's your go to sauce too like if you're going to if you're going
for if you're going if you're going make nuggets I'm talking make it up to you baby me too
it's a great barbecue they're buffalo sauce is it's cool every is a sweet
sour from their ranch somehow worse sour is okay the have you had the hot mustard yeah
that is a game changer too here's the dude you dip the I do I dip one end in the barbecue

(51:10):
and I flipped that pony over and I dip it into the fucking hot mustard and then you take one
out cutips over dude yeah I'm fucking like dirty years over here dude and it's it's a
glorious fucking mind melting experience let me tell you the other move here is the old you
combine two fast food places so you go like you go to Popeyes on a different day you don't have

(51:33):
to do this all in one day and you get as many sauce packs I mean for a bag bag the Popeyes they
have some fire sauce packets like not fire sauce from talk about like like the black and
ranch and my god do you guys have a sauce drawer what's that sauce dude I don't have any drawers
yeah you're kidding I got a bucket yeah my kitchen is the size is the size of a closet it's a while

(51:54):
get to know I might as well I have I have I have I have a ship's home actually in there
that's it's like a telescope captain board yeah dude I have a telescope I'm doing the I got whale teeth
like yeah it is a top or you will scream shaw I mean is it is are you do you fossil hunt
I wish let's go fossil hunt stew it that was fun that's a good bit see that's a good bit that's a good

(52:17):
good cover of good you see that yeah the girl like pulling a megalodonti that's not just like I don't
really don't the megalotonti is type it you found like a 600 pound fucking skull the skull that's what
it's like 100 that's like 100 that's like a whale is it a whale skull yeah hundreds of that maybe millions
of years old I'm making millions of dollars yeah dude sell that to a museum I don't want this my living room

(52:38):
is tiny do people do people donate to museums or I don't know how it works but museums try to get
people to donate you're like it's like yeah it's a tax ride off the goof fucker stuff listen this
thing's priceless listen I see what the British did alright I'm going with that model yeah
I'm just taking this shit oh and if you want it back it's gonna cost you yeah no reparation

(53:04):
nice country you got that
do that's a move I just so I don't know if y'all have seen the new fucking Barbie move audio bit
from print hares book now I don't have you seen this shit is that's a print hary from
good print hary Carson once no one's ever seen them in the same room at the same time that's
you dude so fucking that's why you can't play fucking football he's fucking British well he's

(53:29):
he's out there trying to kick the fucking job I just found this out all the commonwealths
he's also the prince of or like some other title or something like that so he's been a lot of
time in Australia and this is like I guess he's a good general he was the one that did the Nazi bit right
Nazi costume at a party or something well he's bit what was he gonna bring up the like you

(53:52):
could get a bunch of blow and killed like 20 dudes no no this is even this is I think you're right
talk I think I remember that was that way back when way back yeah yeah he did uh he just wrote a book
and he recorded the audio for the audio book and there's like this one fucking passage we're
talking about it's toja with like his fucking dang is and it's fucking weird yes yeah wait it's

(54:17):
fucking weird I don't he talks about his slanger yeah what is it what are they calling
royal hog a real hog because of a toja a toja roger the toja stop and then
and tiger because he was like a target

(54:37):
is that Gordon Ramsay yeah my penis was oscillating between extremely sensitive and
borderline trauma itself if your penis is as large as I probably thought this was
first never stand I've been trying some home remedies including one recommended by a friend
she does me to apply a lizard with ordinacreem my mom used that on her lips I'll talk about

(54:57):
your mom and I'll listen to my mother was right there in the room bogus bogus okay that that
first off yeah that's what I've had is and dude what is with this not real bit it's fucking

(55:20):
hit I don't know if that's real talk like you talk like members of the royal family talk like some like some
of the like all these people saying like the new and you take recordings or a.i. what is this
if that's fake bin it's not good bit it's not a bit it's not a bit it's not a bit it's not a bit it's not a bit
it's not a bit I'm shutting it fucking down I don't know that's we got damn podcasts I don't believe
it's real it's his book when you talking about let me see what book is it it's called spare spare tire

(55:45):
hares hares tiles the old term is air and a spare and what's the other guy William William is
I don't know I don't care about the we we like we thought you guys we don't have to care about this
I can't believe you're right you're right they released like he wrote that yeah released that
in public like oh it comes about as bomb and that's a bad bit it goes deeper and then I've rubbed

(56:09):
it on my boy have you heard have you heard the Jordan Peterson the mom talking about
his grandma I'll use me mom's lip balm on me go I'm here dude I'm telling there's like this whole
weird fucking what is the if it's the famous psychologist who always talked about like people
and bang your mom's Freud yes there's a weird fucking Freudian thing going on with all this

(56:33):
I was hot oh that is his mom yes that's what I'm sitting here thinking about like the old 90s two year old no

(56:58):
this is this is bad this is weird this is really weird I read this one more
a dream I saw my maternal grandmother sitting by the bank the swimming pool which was also a river her genital region was exposed
dimly it had the appearance of a thick mat of hair she was stroking herself maybe just don't
write this stuff down dude maybe just don't tell anyone bottle that up she pushed this at my face

(57:28):
I raised my arm several times to deflect her hand finally unwilling to hurt her or interfere with
her any further I let her have her way you don't want to hurt grandma she stroked my face with the
brush gently like a child that's real too like what do you believe is not real thing

(57:53):
I just that my garden peaters and you can tell by the voice he's always about her yeah that's what I'm
saying that the eyes don't even tell anyone about the intrusive thought so he's writing about a
dream that he has yeah why don't there's so how many dreams you have a night that's one dream
you write about that's when you remember your grandma and your grandmother molesting you like

(58:17):
very strange like pubes in your face that's very bizarre that's a whole show of you and people look up
to these people that's what I'm saying I'm taking it back dude it's all fake yeah that I can't
find it with my grandma like that was tight that is that's not it's very hard I've never had like
like intrusive sexual thought about my grandma never imagine the same man she's never never once

(58:42):
and let me tell you even if I did you know what I'm not gonna do right a fucking book about it
and tell everybody about it like yeah dude whoa dude that's why I'm saying that that's real like
as a my mind can't process wise like somebody would work with that okay what a lot of people tell
about to the masses like people don't realize it we we never left the like the elementary school

(59:02):
playground like people do you know what you say that shit people remember that like people are
gonna make fun of it over again ever you wrote it first you wrote it in a book then you
recorded the same rules it's in the same never change keep it to yourself yeah be a man
be a man internalizing that's funny I know we down we down put you down with brown

(59:24):
but that kind of like that's like the whole fucking I don't know what I want to go there
but like the whole movement that people were like you got to respect pedophiles because like
that's there that was why that was it it didn't last very long because people were like
what I'm gonna do is it's not good no bad bit no yeah I'm not going to throw that one out

(59:46):
like your bomb you're bomb take this over to the bit committee see what they think about
that guy's might want to not want to walk away from this one like you can
I like the bit committee it's like the council of works but bit bit busy did you don't want to
beat cross your pedal it was interesting we have to make it up to play eight bit

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Paul reads me that one I would fuck around with it yeah I'm not gonna spend three
hundred I'm gonna get that at tradies join though I think you should get the
crown is that what it was the crown crown yeah that's the one I think sound is so fucking good
on a base it's gonna be incredible and as a turbo button I mean you want to tell me

(01:00:28):
some shit you want to sell me some shit put a fucking turbo button on you I'm like dude that
yes stop there how much how much am I right in the check for with those glasses oh
but turbo all get do all your business transactions in those sunglasses should
I just got them today so yeah I guess what ever you mean you mean you mean you know new

(01:00:48):
sunglasses new me dude I would do everything I would ask for black beans for those on any
yeah the mall it's coming the mall it's coming what's help people my cop yeah
he's on the do you really yeah okay here's dude I'm leaning into it I'm leaning into this
fucking I'm personally not that that I don't know what to be more about that's a good

(01:01:10):
big cause I can work out in your own it gets a crackhead's away from you that's good bit
but the dagger is to be put you said me a picture of his balls I think it's normal
I think it's normal to be like it's not the wrong who's your boy what about this
what's his wait now you're getting a ball pick call I'm at a ball group dude you're
like a discord that's like a ball boy this court drifted you're the ball

(01:01:31):
stop join us we all show each other up what's the initials
BLLS
that's an acronym or whatever the bag is it's a long time-taping bro
statue we got a statue statue page or a
fucking statue Williams all right let's kick a jame all right
fucking show time to get some good bass going on over here yeah don't have the crumb

(01:01:55):
pedal yet but I know we're getting what's the crumb pedal dude it's a fun it's a
fuzz it's a heavy it's a tight foot so crumb and crumb real quick before the
crumb was in Conan the barbarian I think was kind of that james Earl Jones played
oh so it's gonna be a good time-bought

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oh yeah you're all the or that's what they should do
all right this is my podcast now let's kick a jame all right yeah all right cold cold cold
right good night cold yeah talks talks here uh to stay yeah shout out to
we've got it we've been saying it we've been saying it for years we're doing a third
boy this is the third year right is it what's up yeah what's up what's up what's up

(01:02:40):
my also uh one of the two first guests talk was the first guest oh yeah with the
the encounter you and Kevin Ron have your squalls have your squalls and we both
show up in the fucking Kenny Powers the merman I'm doing a Kenny Powers thing right now
yeah yeah I'm running merman jersey next oh I'm ready for the show now
part of the show so we're fucking we'll get him back soon look forward to the future
yeah numbers have been up dude we're talking stoked three boys cheers boys happy to be here

(01:03:05):
yeah try pad happy to have you man let's go get let's kick out of sick damn all right
the fucking the celebrate either and yeah all right now we gotta do the cold open

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